#source: demon slayer

[theghooligan]

koko: there’s nothing wrong with your face! it’s petite, fair-skinned, and therefore quite attractive!

mitsuya: you’re a corpse! come at me!

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Snake, about Max: What are you talking about? You sure are creepy. Neil: NO! You two are a close match to each other! It's cringeworthy! Max: HUH? What did you just say?!

[freedom-barricades-bighero16]

So I remembered something a few of my friends in the fandom saying something related to how Momakase has multiple girlfriends (or in a poly relationship with Sirque and Cobra).

And then because the lecture today had fried my brain, why not combine this incorrect quote from Demon Slayer with this idea?

Momakase: Well, I do have three wives.

Wasabi: Wives... THREE OF THEM?! WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THREE WIVES?!

(Momakase throws a handful of knives at Wasabi, pinning him onto a nearby wall. Hiro is terrified while Gogo was pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration)

Momakase: You've got a problem with that?

[autisticzenitsu]

Giyuu: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail. Tengen: No, it's my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO ACCURATE

TEAM JNOR'S BATTLE RESULTS:

Jaune Arc: Arm fracture, multiple contusions along the abdominals

Nora Valkyrie: Full body burn scars

Oscar Pine: Multiple bruises, predominantly in the chest area

Lie Ren: Didn't get a lot of sleep

[ladymiraclewings]

Kagaya Ubuyashiki: Who’s your favourite person in the world? Tanjiro Kamado: I don’t know, that’s a hard question. Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Tengen and Giyuu, with zero hesitation: Tanjiro.

[d3monslay3rmemes]

Demon Slayer Twitter Pt. 76

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Rengoku: This fruit salad is fruitier than Tengen! Delicious!

Tengen: What now?

Mitsuri: He said you’re fruity.

Tengen: I am not gay!

Shinobu: Not denying bisexuality, I see.

Tengen: I hate this family, I’m going home to my wives!

Sanemi: Why? So they can bully you too?

Tengen: They do not!

Obanai: Then why does Hinatsuru call you Bi-gen?

Giyu: I’ve heard Makio call you a bottom.

Muichiro: Suma sent a crow. She says you’re bi.

Tengen: …

Tengen: Screw this, I’m becoming a demon.

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal: You controlled me!

David: Yeah, and you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Just a lil’ demon Giyuu, as a treat I think.

PETITION TO LET HIM BE WET ((not sexually)) ((unless…))

((Demon Giyuu makes me angsty and sad so I like to think it’s just a lil bit of makeup Uzui put him in for some training exercise. Dressing up was not required but he insisted))

[giggly-squiggily]

Shinobu: Is this for ghost?

Giyu: It’s a thermometer, it’s for anything. *watches her put it against his head* What am I?

Shinobu: !!!!!!

Giyu: Whoa no, what’s wrong?

Shinobu: 🫢!!!!!

Giyu: Wait, what did it say? You’re making me nervous!

Shinobu: It says you’re GAY!

[mikitheswiftie]

Tanjiro: So you are blind.

*Waves his finger near Gyomei’s face

Gyomei: I can see you doing that. I see everything you see. Except I don’t see like you do. I use a super sonic wave from my mouth. Gahhhh

Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke: 🤯

*the scream was so loud that it abrupt the slayers’ training and somehow reached to the Demon’s base.

Akaza: Did you hear something?

Gyomei: Gahhhhhh!!! There I got a pretty good look at you.

[autisticzenitsu]

Genya: The stars are so beautiful... Muichiro: They're just giant balls of gas. Genya: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Muichiro: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Genya: Oh...

[skullywullypully]

Tanjiro: What kind of girl do you prefer? Obanai: My wife.(Mitsuri) Tanjiro: *to Shinobu* What kind of girl do you like? Shinobu: Uh... Shinobu: Obanai's wife.

[kny-fanclub]

[ladymiraclewings]

Tanjiro Kamado: Go on, tell him how you feel! Genya Shinazugawa, extremely nervous to Sanemi: Umm...Brother, everyday you're really mean to me. Kinda wish you weren't. Genya Shinazugawa: ...just some constructive criticism. Tanjiro Kamado: Hell yeah!