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Iroh: Stay back! They’re very sick!
[ Ursa and Ozai rush into the room to see Azula and Zuko waterbending. ]
Ursa: My babies!
[ Ozai passes out. ]
#incorrect quotes#source: Adams family#iroh#Ozai#Ursa#azula#zuko#avatar the last airbender#fire nation royal family
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Megatron:
Inferno: Look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him. Either way, what bliss.
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Lucifer: Now. Do you or do you not feel bonita?
Sinner Adam, wearing a fitted robe: *long sigh* ...I feel bonita.
Lucifer, grinning genuinely: Wonderful! Because you look bonita!
#source: family guy#soft adamsapple bc yee#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#adam#hazbin hotel adam#adamsapple#guitarduck#chat post
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Vaggie: You are so beautiful.
Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.
Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.
Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!
Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!
Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*
Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.
Adam: The floor is yours.
Lute: So Miss Vagatha-
Vaggie: Not my name.
Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?
Vaggie: Two years.
Lute: And her name is?
Vaggie: Emily.
Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?
Vaggie: Charlie.
*GASPS*
Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.
Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.
Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!
*CHEERS*
Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#adam#lucifer morningstar#lute#sera#emily#chaggie#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#incorrect quotes#source: revenge of the sith#source: family guy#source: legally blonde
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Dean: being married to an angel is great!
Adam: so great!
Sam: the best!
Dean: but they can be a tad judgmental
Adam: almost punitive
Sam: they are monsters
#source: modern family#spn#incorrect spn quotes#supernatural#incorrect supernatural quotes#destiel#sabriel#midam#dean winchester#sam winchester#adam milligan#castiel#spn gabriel#midam spn#micheal spn#adam x michael#dean x castiel#sam x gabriel
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Lute: when I first started dating Adam, one of his exes gave me a heads up. She said “Adam’s a great guy, but I hope you never have to break up with him.”
Lute: I said, “why? Does he get angry? Weepy? Jealous? Despondent?”
Lute: she said, “yes”
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#lieutenant lute#guitarspear#adam x lute#source: modern family
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Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said
Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?
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Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.
Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.
Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.
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Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.
Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.
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Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?
Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?
Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.
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Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!
Angel: That suits me very well.
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Adam: Nature is for lesbians!
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Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.
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*in text*
Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.
Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.
Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?
#source: original#source: my family#all of these are things that have been said in my household#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel Charlie#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel niffty#‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl#those were both my brother lol
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After Drew q**ts and Scrapdaddy is still trying to talk him out of it.
Drew: *loads a rifle* *calmly* I just wanna talk tae him (Punk).
Adam: Why do you have a shotgun?
Drew: I just wanna talk tae him.
Adam: Drew, put the gun away! This is ridiculous!
Drew: I just wanna talk tae him. I just wanna shoot him. I just wanna talk tae him.
#drew mcintyre#adam pearce#cm punk#source: family guy#incorrect wwe quotes#wwe incorrect quotes#well if Drew’s gonna leave#let him leave with a bang
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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12
Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able
Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building
Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?
Cain: I’m still on fractions
Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?
Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?
Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?
Cain (Thinking): The baby?
Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?
Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well
Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….
Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)
Meanwhile… at the same time right under them
Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…
Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…
Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…
Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!
Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from
#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote#RoR Wednesday!Y/N#RoR Cain#RoR Adam#RoR Eve#RoR Odin#Source: Addams Family Values#Y/N just wanted to ‘play’ with Able#Odin is just annoyed
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Adora: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Catra. We’d want Adam and Teela to be Finn’s guardians.
Adam: That is great news! Finn, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Catra: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Adam: All mine!
#incorrect quotes#source: modern family#Adora#Catra#Adam#Teela#Finn#she ra#she ra 2018#spop#catradora#adeela
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Esmeral:
Deathsaurus: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: adams family#Esmeral#Deszarus#Deathsaurus#Victory#Transformers Victory
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#team fortress 2#tf2#sfm#source filmmaker#tf2 sfm#teamfortress2#spy#tf2 spy#sniperspy#adams family#my sfm
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Amanda's hair cut in Saw X is beautiful and you can't change my mind.
#saw x#amanda young#shes very pretty#you guys are just mean!#ill always be here for butch lesbian femme fatale Amanda#frick frackinh combat boots and choker#like#slay#slay girl#she kinda actually has this military theme around her#you can tell she really cares about john#IN A FATHER FIGURE WAY#that was just one of the major ways saw 3 did Amanda so dirty#GOD#i just#i just love found family#SO#fucking much#not EVERY relationship drama has to focus on romance#give me my jigsaw cult turning into a dysfunctional found family#give me tension between Lawrence and Amanda because she was the one who doomed Adam to die and mercy killed him#give me the problems that arise from a man who's adament about all drugs being poison leading a group who all have their varied sources of t
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adam raised a cain » reese and hal malcolm in the middle
#ADAM RAISED A CAIN!#anyway. lets talk about malcolm in the middle like its supernatural as far as family drama goes#malcolm in the middle#mitm#mitmedit#malcolminthemiddleedit#amanda.mov#reese wilkerson#hal wilkerson#bryan cranston#is there a byrancranston source blog adfjshkjdshs#anyway. im deciding this amv is done cus i really need the file off my computer#oh also if its not obvious the burt reynolds hot or sting hot? i was trying to imply that reese got the gay gene from hal like on riverdale#bruce springsteen#amanda.doc
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Charlie: I have edge!
Adam: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
#charlie: *proceeds to go full demon form on his ass*#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#charlie morningstar#adam hazbin hotel#source: modern family
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