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waterfire1848 · 7 months ago
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Iroh: Stay back! They’re very sick!
[ Ursa and Ozai rush into the room to see Azula and Zuko waterbending. ]
Ursa: My babies!
[ Ozai passes out. ]
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cyber-streak-2 · 2 years ago
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Megatron:
Inferno: Look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him. Either way, what bliss.
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petitprincess1 · 10 months ago
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Lucifer: Now. Do you or do you not feel bonita?
Sinner Adam, wearing a fitted robe: *long sigh* ...I feel bonita.
Lucifer, grinning genuinely: Wonderful! Because you look bonita!
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ede917 · 7 months ago
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Vaggie: You are so beautiful.
Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.
Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.
Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!
Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!
Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*
Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.
Adam: The floor is yours.
Lute: So Miss Vagatha-
Vaggie: Not my name.
Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?
Vaggie: Two years.
Lute: And her name is?
Vaggie: Emily.
Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?
Vaggie: Charlie.
*GASPS*
Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.
Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.
Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!
*CHEERS*
Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!
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spn-lesbian · 2 years ago
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Dean: being married to an angel is great!
Adam: so great!
Sam: the best!
Dean: but they can be a tad judgmental
Adam: almost punitive
Sam: they are monsters
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zootopiathingz · 8 months ago
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Lute: when I first started dating Adam, one of his exes gave me a heads up. She said “Adam’s a great guy, but I hope you never have to break up with him.”
Lute: I said, “why? Does he get angry? Weepy? Jealous? Despondent?”
Lute: she said, “yes”
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s-pyder · 1 year ago
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thattheater-kid · 9 months ago
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Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said
Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?
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Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.
Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.
Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.
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Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.
Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.
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Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?
Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?
Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.
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Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!
Angel: That suits me very well.
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Adam: Nature is for lesbians!
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Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.
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*in text*
Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.
Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.
Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?
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After Drew q**ts and Scrapdaddy is still trying to talk him out of it.
Drew: *loads a rifle* *calmly* I just wanna talk tae him (Punk).
Adam: Why do you have a shotgun?
Drew: I just wanna talk tae him.
Adam: Drew, put the gun away! This is ridiculous!
Drew: I just wanna talk tae him. I just wanna shoot him. I just wanna talk tae him.
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justamegafan · 2 years ago
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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12
Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able
Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building
Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?
Cain: I’m still on fractions
Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?
Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?
Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?
Cain (Thinking): The baby?
Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?
Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well
Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….
Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)
Meanwhile… at the same time right under them
Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…
Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…
Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…
Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!
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Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from
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waterfire1848 · 2 years ago
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Adora: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Catra. We’d want Adam and Teela to be Finn’s guardians.
Adam: That is great news! Finn, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Catra: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Adam: All mine!
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cyber-streak-2 · 2 years ago
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Esmeral:
Deathsaurus: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
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darkshadsfm · 1 year ago
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protectivenotparanoid · 6 months ago
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Amanda's hair cut in Saw X is beautiful and you can't change my mind.
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lesbiandarvey · 1 year ago
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adam raised a cain » reese and hal malcolm in the middle
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zootopiathingz · 8 months ago
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Charlie: I have edge!
Adam: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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