#source: The Mummy

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Fishface: Well, if it ain't my tartaruga buddy, Raphael. I think I'll kill you.

Raph: Think of my children!

Fishface: You don't have any children.

Raph: Someday I might.

Fishface: Shut up!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: You lied to me! Peter: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special? Stiles: I’m your best friend! Peter: Well, that just makes you more gullible.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: You lied to me!

Zelena: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

Belle: I'm your best friend!

Zelena: Yeah, well, that just makes you more gullible.

[willowshimmer]

Taurus: *panting after a long fight against some nsp entity* Do all Sun animatronics get into this much trouble?

Sun: Get over here *kisses Taurus*

10 year old Asterix: Dads, get a room...

[incorrect-losers]

Pennywise: I think I’ll kill you

Bill: Think of my children!

Pennywise: You don't have any children

Bill: Someday I might

[gale-gaze]

Maeve, opening the Necromancy of Thay after Gale explicitly warned her not to: It's just a book - no harm ever came from reading a book...

I suppose what he doesn't know won't hurt him...

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Nancy: Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Steve: You dream about dead guys?

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: I think I'll kill you.

Anna: Think of my children!

Hans: You don't have any children.

Anna: Someday I might.

[incorrectlwlandpiquotes]

Daemona: Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl. Kira: You dream about dead guys?

[themackenziemachine]

Tav: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?

Gale: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I think I’ll kill you.

Stiles: Think of my children!

Derek: You don’t have any children?

Stiles: Someday I might.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Flaming Fist: Any last requests?

Charname: Yeah. Let us go.

Flaming Fist: …

Flaming Fist: (turns to Angelo)

Angelo: Of course we don’t let them go!

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Elmer: I think I'ww kiww you. Daffy: Think of my children! Elmer: You don't have any chiwdwen. Daffy: Someday I might.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Din: i think i’ll kill you

Moff Gideon: think of my children!

Din: you don’t have any children

Moff Gideon: someday i might

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

McKimson Cat: Is he supposed to look like that? Henery Hawk: No - no, I've never seen a chicken look like this before, he's still - still - Pappy and Elvis Buzzard: Juicy!

[gale-gaze]

Maeve: Look, I... I may not be a sorcerer or a fighter, or a rogue or a ranger, Mr. Dekarios, but I am proud of what I am.

Gale: And what is that?

Maeve: I... am a cleric.