#source: Star Wars: the clone wars

[incorrectrotgquotes]

An evening alone with you? I can’t think of an occasion more special.

Jack Frost to Tooth

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

In a time of crisis:

Junjie: Does this always happen to you?

The rest of the Shane Gang: Everywhere we go.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Duck Dodgers Jr. (Plucky Duck): So what's the plan? Duck Dodgers: I thought you were the one with the plan. Dodgers Jr.: No, I'm the one with enthusiasm. You're the one with the experience, which I'm looking forward to learning from.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Kevin: Venamus? Since when are you one of the good guys?

Count Venamus: Don't insult me.

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Bane, after getting webbed in the face: Filth! You will pay for your insolence!

Spider-Gwen: Insolence? We’re teenagers, we don’t know what that word means!

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Cody, texting: Answer your comm Fox, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my comm unit Cody: Understood Cody, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother, Fox.

[ddeck]

GIRLS

[crossoverquest]

Godatz to Yui: You cannot imagine the depths I would go to to stay alive, fueled by my singular hatred for YOU.

Yui: That may be so, but I defeated you before, and I can defeat you again.

Godatz: Don’t be so certain.

[walterfairholmes]

[Ahsoka is recording a video in the hangar bay]

Rex: We are currently looking for some professional, no-nonsense troopers to join the 501st here on the Resolute.

[A mouse droid is chasing Fives and Echo down the hallway. It appears to have a knife taped to it.]

Rex: Our ship is a very professional work environment, filled with competent troopers who love to work hard and work together.

[The mouse droid runs over Dogma's foot. He promptly starts yelling at Fives while Echo tries to calm them down. A fight breaks out.]

Rex: Troopers must be efficient, quick-thinking individuals who will contribute to our serene, by-the-books work environment.

[Hardcase blows something up. Jesse uses the fire extinguisher.]

Rex: Give us a comm if you're interested in joining. Have a great day.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

There’s no time for caution!

North

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Trixie: Well, I guess we just wait until you come up with a plan.

Eli: Wait's over. I've got a plan.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Commander X2: Concentrate fire on sector 1-1-3-7-4-2-6-5. Centurion:1-1-3-7-... what was that again...? Commander X2: Just fire right there!

[arbre-mes-espaces]

Anakin, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Ahsoka: But — that’s just a trash can.

Anakin: It sure is.

[incorrectskywalkers]

[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

*Anakin and Ahsoka arguing*

Captain Rex, to Obi-Wan: Should we leave?

Obi-Wan: No, no. I want to see Ahsoka make Anakin cry.