#source: Dude trust me

[vampiresinthedaylight]

this also happens in the book btw

[gaytommykinard]

you know what I think. buck would schedule his therapy appointments every other thursday and then pick up tommy after the basketball like hi baby i brought you a protein smoothie :-) this is canon btw

[booabug]

ladybug has a pavlovian response to the sound of cat's collar bells where hearing one tinkle immediately lifts her heart with the force of one (1) chat noir silly antic. she does not realize this, but it is true.

[natequarter]

i like that i can baselessly read doctor who characters as trans and everyone will cheer me on

[goshenightie]

[clitorises]

hot people on tumblr living far away from you isn’t a problem. just keep sending them pictures of your tits and eventually they’ll just move

[play-rough]

So I did end up emailing support regarding the agere dazai tag, and I just got a response back saying they were working on separating the age regression and de-aging tags 😭 hallelujah

[3liza]

sorry i saw ur post about fact checking youtubers and this is probably the least important part of that post but isn't the origin of smiledog like a huge mystery or something. if you know the twitter handle of the creator does that mean we know what the original unedited image was, or is that the one unknown part

its not unknown at all, the guy is Michael Lutz and he was the accepted author of smiledog until relatively recently when the kids who werent born yet when smiledog was posted started going "wait a minute...theres no PROOF" and decided en masse that the smiledog author was now a mystery again. the story is spookier if theres no author. personally i think this is stupid but the reasons why come down to "i know this guy as an internet mutual and im 90% sure he would not lie about this because he does not benefit from it at all, and also because he has been talking about it for years, way before this post on twitter, and i saw him talking about it years earlier and it didnt sound like he was lying then either"

like the only memes i can actually prove i was involved with are pictures of myself. if you ever see a blonde girl in a Vault 13 suit on 4chan in a set of (non-nude) webcam photos, thats me (just an example).

there just arent any other credible claims. theyre not wrong that theres no "proof", michael says he has the assets in an archive somewhere, maybe he'll post them someday but honestly i wouldnt ever acknowledge it again if i were him, the creepypasta kids are so fucking obnoxious he would never have peace online again (edit: not you, this message was completely normal and polite and you are not obnoxious, i was speaking generally and in a mean way)

[sukugo]

things that are canon:

anakin loves to kiss

anakin doesn't know how to kiss

anakin comes just from kissing

[awakefor48hours]

Vanessa has gotten a hysterectomy before (source: dude, trust me)

[gaytommykinard]

everything is going to be okay, bucktommy are not breaking up in 8x06 or any time soon, in fact i promise you they will end the season happily in love and if I'm wrong i will drop off my dog at battersea dogs & cats home

[mysoulusesumbrellasinthesun]

I have decided that the Lalondes are Maori and furthermore I am more correct about this than anyone has ever been.

My evidence:

Rose

Engaged in a battle with her mother of who can say the most eloquent (and longest) karakia because she always hated saying them so now tries to continuously one up her mother by being slightly more precise with hers. Dinner is always an hour late because of this.

Despises the insistence of motherhood in Maori folklore (especially ones her mother teaches her) and finds them to be incredibly stifling.

She hates doing kapa haka and hates that women cannot do a full haka, so she puts on a one woman performance herself when she is young during a “ridiculous” matariki celebration her mother was putting on, and did a male haka by herself. Mom found this extremely adorable and insists on playing the video every Matariki, which Rose hates.

Her favorite nursery rhyme growing up was “One Day a Taniwha”

Rose loves taniwha, though she acts like she doesn’t.

On the meteor she wishes she had actually learned about her culture with her mother when she had the chance instead of only engaging with it ironically and feels very separate from the others on the meteor because of it.

After she is on the meteor towards the end of homestuck I think she reconciles her heritage with her lack of motherliness in the idea of women less as mothers but as powerful dangerous people (a la the goddess of death, Hine-nui-te-pō, who kills Maui with her thighs)

She is so annoyed with the lack of taking care of the land when they reach Earth C. She did not really consider Papatuanuku as her mother before but she realizes now after seeing how all the other kids and especially some of the trolls behave, acting like the land is something to be used and discarded she gets extremely annoyed. She, Roxy, and Jade bond over this.

Her mother gave her a Koru pounamu to celebrate her becoming a woman on her first period. She resentented it and refused to wear it, but eventually accepted it and passed it down to Roxy who was overjoyed to receive it.

She instead wears a Hei Tiki pounamu necklace Dave gave to her as a wedding present. She acts aloof about it but anyone who knows her can tell she is deeply moved by the gift. She keeps it on at all times.

Roxy

There is an inherent horror to looking all around you to see that Tangaroa has drowned his mother.

The idea that The Condesce, a colonizer, took over the world and left Roxy stranded on a tiny piece of land with almost none of her people or culture left, and she can never sail out on a waka like her ancestors or a sailboat like the ancestors of her ancestors to see other places, trapped in a tiny select space. It’s a horror I can’t really describe.

Roxy desperately wants to know what tribe she comes from and who she descends from, to find that little bit of her family. She is very quiet on the day she finds out she was produced from herself. 

Roxy misses Papatuanuku, she misses her chance to meet both her mothers before they died. She messages Dirk about this while drunk but he does not fully get it.

As a trans woman, finds the women in Maori mythology and culture to be aspirational figures of power and motherhood.

She thanks the appropriate gods for any food she can scavenge for in her apocalypse but never really has the time to learn a full karakia.

Teaches the carapacians kapa haka, they aren’t very good at it but they do make up for it with enthusiasm

When she enters the session she insists on hongi (sharing breath) with each of her friends. It goes like this:

Dirk: Has been preparing for this for years. Has the whole technique down. Confident cool guy swagger, but not too much, he doesn’t look like he’s trying too hard either. He and Roxy bump their heads together and fall over. This looks ridiculous.

Jake: Roxy explains and leans in to do a hongi with him but he kisses her on both cheeks like he is french. Roxy thinks this is hilarious.

Jane: Needs at least 6 tries to get it right but keeps on insisting on doing it again so she can participate in Roxy’s culture appropriately, and then a couple more times because she keeps failing on purpose to make Roxy laugh. They are both in a fit of giggles by the time she has worked it out and it becomes their standard greeting.

Hal: Is a computer, but Roxy does hold the nose bridge of the glasses up to her face like they are doing a hongi which Hal does appreciate.

Calliope: Gets it right first try!

Goes somewhat crazy hanging out in nature on Earth C. (Where is Roxy? In The Mud. Of course.)

I cannot express in words as well, the sheer euphoria Roxy feels standing on the ground on Earth C. 

[justsomeguycore]

“harrow’s not goth she’s a nun” “harrow’s not emo she’s catholic” girl harrow is niqabi

[blmpff]

Today on Shared Locations:

Step By Step (2023)

The Sign (2023)

[mamawasatesttube]

im going to make kon and zoanne hang out. i have the power

[guccigarantine]

defining trait of ali characters is that they would all wear cropped hoodies