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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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ARADIA: imagine if every tear was an egg and every time y0u started crying there were ten-t0-fifty br0ken eggs 0n y0u. y0u leave a funeral and its like "crunch crunch crunch". IF the pers0n was bel0ved
HUSSIE: ...And you want me to write this in?
ARADIA: n0 were just talking. just being Friends right n0w
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Leon: Good night, Sherry.
Sherry: Good night, Leon!
Leon: Good night, monster under the bed that eats children if they’re bad.
Claire, through a walkie-talkie taped under the bed: GOOD NIGHT.
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Lord Lester Jr.: Tell me the truth, am I out of touch with the common man?
Garesh: Maybe a little.
Lord Lester Jr.: *scoffs, then starts choking on a mouthful of aged tawny port*
Garesh: Sir! Let me help-
Lord Lester Jr., wheezing: Don't touch me without your gloves.
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Qiu Tong: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight mom
Qiu Tong: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Sun Jing, her wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT
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Alex in normal clothes: I am nothing. I am invisible.
Alex the second he dresses like Austus: I am a handsome rich millionaire who knows about horses. Make way.
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