#sounds quite amazing

[ohnomytummy]

i can’t stop blasting hot gas into my couch and idek what i ate that’s got me feeling like a blimp but my stomach’s bubbling and i wish there was someone around that could make me even more of a hopeless sloppy mess 🫠

maybe you’d had enough of me lazing around on the couch and decided to help me squeeze my gut into a tight outfit perfect for a day of sampling every food stall in the local mall food court.

all that greasy processed food churning around and being jostled by our constant walking would have me whining helplessly whilst you keep a hand over my poor belly, pressing on it occasionally to make it even harder for me to hold everything in

after stuffing my face and crop dusting around the entire mall whilst my grumbling sick belly is hanging out of my jeans, i’d eventually begin to desperately search for a bathroom to unload in…

This is a whole dream….

I’d put you in the tightest jeans with a belt that barely fits and a tight crop top sweater that we both know can’t even cover your upper tummy when it’s stuffed full, much less reach your waistband. I’d make you get the heaviest, creamiest, most stomach inflating options on every menu so you’d be desperate and uncomfortable after the first few stops.

I’d have my hands on your waist at all times, especially as we’re ordering. I want every vendor to secretly know that we’re ordering just to fill you up to be a shameless, uncontrollably gassy (and horny) bloated mess. In between stalls, I’d pull you aside to massage and pop some tummy bubbles, turning every corner into a place of relief for you just to watch your cheeks get redder as your belly expands despite constantly letting out gas for me.

When you’ve finally had enough, pleading with your eyes to warn me another few minutes would have you on the edge of a messy and mortifying accident, I’d let you pull me to the bathroom with you. But, I’d give you a time limit. You can only relieve yourself for 5 minutes, then we have to leave. And yes, I set a timer for your poor sick guts, spending that time hearing you groan, swear, and rip ass until the sound goes…and when it does, you’re not even close to being done. I have to coax you out of the bathroom with promises for cuddles and belly rubs to get you back out to the car (which is really where I’ve been excited to get you the whole day).

On the drive home, I’m close to getting off to the unceasing and pitiful sounds both you and your belly are making in the passenger seat. Every time I look over, I swear your belly is even bigger. You’ve completely abandoned your belt, and didn’t even bother to fully button your pants after your brief bathroom trip (such a dirty baby, letting people watch you walk out of the mall like that….), so your stomach is spilling into your lap. No seatbelt in sight because it made you nauseous to have that much pressure on your guts. I have one hand on the wheel and the other squishing and rubbing your guts. By the time we get home, you’re near tears, and the car is full of your sick tummy gas. “I can’t stand,” you quietly whine to me. “I’ll shit on the sidewalk…. in front of the neighbors…” Such an embarrassed state you’re in, baby. So sensitive and uncomfortable. So of course I give you a moment of care and carry you and your grumbling tummy into the house, letting you spill your gas into my arms while you bury your face in my neck and whine.

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Aww, Jon doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Room for one more, fellas?

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[theirwolfbicanthrope]

finally got my hands on the Fangoria Nosferatu issue! wish there had been more new images but the cover is still gorgeous.

Also learned two things about lore/worldbuilding which are important for fic related reasons -

A) Wisburg/Wisborg is on the Baltic coast so...yeah that ship journey is even longer now (I was pretty sure I saw or heard someone mention it was on the Baltic sea before but could not remember for certain)

B) According to Eggers, (ETA: my bad! quote itself is from Craig Lathrop, the production designer - in reference to why they didn't solely rely on real world locations for Orlok's castle) Orlok went to sleep "100 years" before Ellen "reawakened him" - which based on the 'Orlok is from the late 1500s/Orlok is 300 years old' math, means he was vamping it up for around 130-140 years I think? Plenty of time to instill some long lasting fear and local gossip that I'm sure got kicked up quite a bit after Ellen crashed his big nap.

[gomzdrawfr]

having a keyboard going clicliclicliclicalcalcalcalcalclclalcalcl does boost my productivity

[atwas-gaming]

See what I mean about their voice acting? They mimic each other's in-character vocal inflections perfectly.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

genuinely this might be my fav fawx and stallion episode wow madge stallion my beloved <333

[sergle]

the Mayfair Watchers Society CAN be a good podcast, it CAN really nail the horror aspects of its episodes, it has good bones, and obviously Trevor Henderson is an unbelievably talented artist. but some of the dialogue writing............ and the voice acting of said dialogue..........................................

[thebirdandhersong]

questions for those who have figured this out (this is my first full time job and I haven't figured this out): how do you manage having a social life and doing things like regular exercise and group activities? Like how do you get to that point, and how do you practically do those things on top of working full-time? I come home and I'm so tired most of the time. I help make dinner with mother, wash the dishes, catch up with the family, and have the last three, four hours to myself, which are usually not very productive/happily spent, because I just don't have the energy to do anything else.

[hyperfixated-unicorn]

Looking back on previous chapters, I now find it funny and ironic how Endo started this arc with fake psychiatrist Loid being somewhat confident in his ability to read his wife's feelings.

And even commenting on how "authentic marriages sure seem difficult."

Then, the rest of the arc was just Twilight trying to figure out his wife's gripes on him

and trying to preserve his authentic family and marriage by nearly getting himself killed.

Endo really making sure this man ate his words.

[vultursvolans]

after writing ‘dance of the damned’, ‘curiosity kills’ and this current wip which carry some of the same themes, i’m really starting to think that mild horror, dark and gothic romance, or anything to do with fancy, hoity-toity dialogue, are some of my strengths because it’s so much easier to get the brain juices flowing

[muchmossymess]

I'm obsessed with bubble tbh

[cooking-with-hailstones]

All my friends are such good and kind and wonderful people and it's deeply frustrating because sometimes I wanna be a catty gossipy bitch and they just don't engage!!

They're just like "maybe you're reading too much into this" "well that's not really our business" "I guess they felt cute and confident in that outfit, and good for them"

They're just such good people!! It's so annoying!!!! 😝😝😝

[thecatholiclingering]

LET'S GOOOO SAINT NICK SLAPPING ARIUS IS ICONIC

I had heard much tell of this over Christmastime

[thewritingpossum]

Currently rereading this french scifi book that's all about a bunch of medievalish people building this absurdly high cathedral (and by 'high' i mean that none of the living human in this book ever got out of what they call the cathedral and touched the actual ground)in an attempt to reach God but then the big plot twist is that the ruling class are actually a bunch of almost immortal alien beings who accidentally crashed on Earth during the actual Middle Ages, need to be at a certain height to launch their rocket and go back to their planet and therefore used the people's faith and whatever ingineering they had at this point to reach their goals, not caring that it would take centuries and centuries because it's litterally just a few hours for them and honestly this could be such a cool movie, somebody please adapt this thing right now

[widevibratobitch]

nothing sad but i need to bitch and im tired and need to frow up

[moonchild-in-blue]

Kyle Soto being a musician will forever be a hilarious mystery to me. The guy looks like the most generic Handsome White Dude ever - as in, High Fashion handsome. Babygirl, you belong in a Calvin Klein or Hugo Boss ad. HOW did you end up making the most gut-punching, heart-breaking, escapism dreamy emo music ever?