#soundnative

[deci-doodles]

This was originally a request from a friend but I figured I might as well post here coz I think it’s too funny

Audio: Berlioz, Symphonie Fantastique Mvt. 4. March to the Scaffold

Would highly recommend listening to the whole track coz it’s a banger but also it’s literally the composer having an opium-induced fever dream about him getting his head lopped off at the guillotine so

[cunttom]

Did you draw that one dick comic?

Literally i have no idea what one you mean. sorry.

[dick-meister]

@hostradio Replied: hmm? what was that? ... it must be the wind. :)

“DONT YOU ELDER SCROLLS NPC ME YOU 3.5 MEGAHERTZ SOUNDN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[fuckin-pistol-whipped]

at risk of soundn pussy, ther’s days i rlly am scared of my girl & what she might do

[moonysfavoritetoast]

trying to figure out names like ace so i don’t soundn like i’m coping my friend when i come out

[your-local-lovebug]

doki doki literature club

coliln tels me about monka she soundns nice 👍

[mellowgoop]

sorry to be a twitter refugee but. do you remember when the whole world was playing new horizons and, while our place on earth as a species fell into a peril, this gigantic swath of people bought the game just to raze their land and make it a tarantula farm to pay off their debts night one. and then were like "why isnt this fun." and then people were like "well, thats the wrong way to play the game" and then this stupid american soundning thing broke out where they were like HOW COULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAT

[azlovesem]

They talk a lot of stuoid shot soundn like nuremberg rallies. Theyll end up at trial like thise cruel bums. Lets see what you fo tough guys. Im a ufc fighter. Yeah so what im a deadly shit snd way smarter thsn you you stupid spe.

Our song is the way you laugh.

[basment-bunni]

my 'puter soundn like a fukin passengers plane engine

[dragonknightsworn]

“What do you think of this new cheer outfit I made. It soundns cool, and feels festive in a way you know. Probably wrong, but still I think its cool. Wonder what else I should try. Ultimate Cosplayer Lily wants to make and do some looks,”

[ingliszticzer-blog]

𝗕𝗔𝗗 ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🤔What can we say instead of simply saying that something is BAD? 1️⃣ You can say that something is ATROCIOUS (🇵🇱ohydne, okropne, wstrętne): ATROCIOUS WEATHER ATROCIOUS PICTURE ATROCIOUS ACCIDENT ATROCIOUS TIME(S) 2️⃣ Something can also be LOUSY (🇵🇱parszywe, kiepskie, okropne): LOUSY FOOD FEEL LOUSY A LOUSY RELATIONSHIP A LOUSY DAY A LOUSY WAY TO DO SOMETHING 3️⃣ We can also use POOR or LAME (🇵🇱słaby, marny, kiepski): A POOR HOUSEWIFE POOR EYESIGHT POOR QUALITY POOR CONDITIONS 💡LAME is more or less the same as POOR, it's just more slang. 4️⃣ Something can be RUBBISH or GARBAGE (🇵🇱denne, bzdurne, bezużyteczne): TALK RUBBISH (🇵🇱gadać bzdury) THE TV SERIES IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE IT'S PURE GARBAGE WATCH OR READ GARBAGE I DON'T BELIEVE THAT GARBAGE 5️⃣ GROSS is also very popular, it is like completely awful or disgusting (🇵🇱ohydne, wulgarne lub rażące): GROSS NEGLIGENCE (🇵🇱rażące zaniedbanie) GROSS BEHAVIOUR GROSS FOOD A GROSS STORY 6️⃣ Don't forget that if you like swearing and you don't mind vulgar language, you can call things CRAPPY or SHITTY (🇵🇱gówniane, do dupy): A CRAPPY COMPUTER/PHONE CRAPPY/SHITTY PRODUCT 7️⃣ Last but not least, we often say that things are OFF when they are bad (🇵🇱nie tak dobre jak zwykle, nie poprawne, zepsute lub nieświeże): THIS FISH IS OFF (🇵🇱ta ryba jest zepsuta) THOSE RESULTS ARE OFF (🇵🇱te wyniki są nie poprawne) THE CAKE IS OFF (🇵🇱to ciasto jest zepsute LUB nie jest tak dobre jak zwykle) Useful?😉 Let me know 😉 💾 SAVE FOLLOW LIKE SHARE . . . . #ingliszticzer #synonyms #synonimy #bad #vocabulary #awordaday #słówka #coffeebreak #naukaangielskiego #angielskinainstagramie #english #slang #soundlikeanative #soundnative #uczęonline #uczęangielskiego #instateacher #instanauczycielka #angielskiprzykawie #angielskidlawymagających #angielskidladorosłych #ingles #gross #off #rubbish #poor #lousy #atrocious #sukces #motywacjadonauki (at Plaża Rowy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDrqEWuBqd1/?igshid=hwprtblu7ukt

[icarusredwings]

Thanks I hate it

No because you are SO RIGHT and holy shit this opened some things up for me that I did NOT want to notice or see before!!! Like holy shit we all know how observing Logan is and him standing off to the side, litsening, watching, is one of his biggest half times. So to walk in on Wade muttering to himself 'oh no were reaching the climax. That's not good I need to do something, this isn't going to work- Maybe I can- No i already did that in the first movie. I can only make the same joke so many times. Come on guys I know Disney dosn't pay you that much but think!! Get some coffee! Mix it in a 5 hour energy or something!' Only to get spooked when Logan comes, puts a hand on his shoulder, and looks at him with those soft, concerned blue eyes of his. "....are you alright?" He asks him.

For a split second Wade wants to hold him, he wants to melt into him and cry all his worries into that beauty of a chest. He wants, so badly, just for a moment to be in control. But that thought is gone just as quick as it comes.

"We need to do something or they aren't going to make a 4th one!" He says to him, soundning manic and as if his hallucinations were getting worse. (Because it seems they get 'worse' when a film is going on, other times its not as bad, not as crisis and melt down inducing, but now? With his universe on the line? He sounds insane)

Logan looks over his face, seeing the fear that Wade holds, giving that shoulder a squeeze. "...We'll figure it out." He says, not 100% sure of what he's talking about, but if it made wade feel better, he would help.

"They're gonna shut us down wolvie! We need something new!"

"Who's gonna shut us down?" He asks.

"The production studio! You're not even going to be here! He's going on broadway!- GASSSP Peanut can you sing and dance?"

"... the studio wants me to sing and dance..?"

Wade, more frustrated, groans and shifts to plop himself hopelessly on the couch. "No! Ugh this is supposed to be an action movie! If we put on more then one dance number the insecure comic bros on twitter are going to cancel us for being too woke!"

".....what?"

Wade puts his head in his hands, on the verge of tears. He's already had his world (Vanessa) ripped from him, his powers taken from him, his universe almost taken from him- what next!?

It's in this moment that Wade realizes this is just like the moment when cable came to the appartment, when he was pitching ideas with the team and suddenly the movie picked up, changed course, got to the final part.

He should be having an epiphany any second now.

"...Wade? I-... i don't know what tweet-er is but.. ill help. Just tell me what to do." Leaning down to him, Logan's rough hands touched his even rougher scabby face, but those eyes... oh those eyes.

He tears up.

Quickly realizing what's going to happen in the fourth film. They were going to try to rip his peanut from him.

"No.." he whispers, the tears coming hot and thick down his face as he puts a hand over logans that was on his cheek. "They cant-"

He wanted to keep those eyes in his life. He worked so hard to keep this place together, to keep all his friends around and now? Now they were going to take what they've just given him.

He starts to sob, muttering inaudible whimpers and pleas not to take logan away from him.

"Wade?? Hey.. look at me. I'm not going anywhere." He whispers, kneeling down to his level.

"Y-you will! You don't have a choice! I-its their choice. People like drama a-and.. b-but I don't want you to go!!" He sobs, inconsolably.

"I won't." Logan tries to reasure him.

He cries more, shaking his head and wondering why the world was so cruel to him. What he did in a past life to deserve this. If this karma was finally catching up to him for all the things they've ever made him do.

Hands bloody like a puppet on a string..

Everyone knows that Deadpool can break the 4th wall. It's a large part of his charm: being able to directly address the audience and make popculture references that don't exist in the MCU.

It's a common gag in fanfiction for Logan to be slightly weirded out by this but to just let it go.

But can we talk about the implications of knowing about 4th wall? The potential?

Imagine Wade, knowing that he's trapped inside a story that nobody else is aware of. Knowing that his fate is in the hands of the storywriters and that if he doesn't perform well for the audience, his universe could cease to exist. Knowing that he's just a character and being completely alone in that knowledge.

Knowing that he's played by an actor. Knowing that nothing is really in your control. Knowing how your fate rests in the hand of corporations and money. (Knowing nobody is safe as long as they can be used to further your character development.)

He knows that there's a plot and the general rules of it. He knows that The Conflict can't be resolved that easily and when the end of the movie is coming. He knows how to tell narrative death flags.

He partially makes references to keep the audience engaged (to keep his existence renewed) and partially because it's funny to see everyone confused over a joke only he gets.

But every reference is trying to see if anyone else knows, too. He's throwing out the bait. (Trying to see if anyone knows that the world they're living in is fake.)

And everyone sees him as crazy for it. Schizophrenic, manic, insane. (And maybe he is. It's not like he can prove it to anyone.)

Wade assumes things about the world and they're generally correct. He knows the rules of the game, knows the writers, and has a razor-sharp intuition that has his allies questioning him sometimes (he knows popular tropes).

And so, when he realized that he was in a movie with Logan, he made a lot of assumptions. That they would have to work together. That they'd overcome their differences and grow closer.

But most importantly, he assumed the limits. Disney wouldn't make an openly gay character, would they? Deadpool is fine because he's a joke but Wolverine would never be seriously gay, even if he was queer in the comics.

So he sees it as safe to flirt and joke because it wasn't going anywhere. Being gay was funny to the target audience, but that was it. It'd never be taken seriously in a superhero movie. (Especially with characters as popular as Deadpool and Wolverine.)

Wade was either getting Vanessa or nothing. That was how the story was written.

So he never takes Logan's feelings seriously. He cared about him in a very family-friendly bro kind of way and that was it. He doesn't even consider the idea of romance. He jokingly flirts and spews innuendos, but they never went anywhere. Wouldn't go anywhere. Ever.

And Logan is confused because he thought Wade was attracted to him, yet he keeps brushing him off as friendly when he tries to be sincere. He one time legitimately shared a bendy heart straw with him by Wade's request and Wade just played it off as a bit.

And also, Wade keeps making references he doesn't understand. That nobody understands. And he'd chalk it up to saying random shit except Logan starting paying attention and it's all oddly cohesive and creates a singular story. It ties together in ways that complete nonsense doesn't.

And that's leaving out Wade's "intuition." How he makes comments about "tropes" and "cliches" like they're in a movie except that he ends up being right. Almost every time. It's like he can predict the future, but in a vague yet oddly specific way. Like he can see how things are going to go.

And sometimes, when Wade thinks Logan isn't paying attention, he notices how he mutters to himself in dread. And how something bad almost always happens after.

It makes him disturbed and painfully, achingly curious. What was Wade seeing that he wasn't? It could be that Wade was a secret prodigy, but that didn't seem to be the case? Some of this was too specific and far-fetched.

(All while Wade laments over the lack of agency in his own life, subject to the currents of the story while being painfully aware of it. He couldn't live a life of blissful ignorance like everyone else. It's like he saw a tsunami hurdling toward him—even if he ran away at full speed, the plot always caught up to him somehow.

Trust him. He'd tried to outrun it.)

[sporesgalaxy]

noodle prince noodle prince noodle prince noodle pr

[guacomelon]

I'M NOT ANGRY MY MIND IS JUST YELLING >:[

[realtommyinnit]

theres something abt nether sucks by faster that sound so off but idk what

help

[zombrif1c]

THOS SOUNDNS SO FUN

Seeing tx2!!!! Will give updates