#sosiopath

[obitobi-simp]

Yas she was always supporting all his rights and wrong cuz he tryed his best in his path

Let her be a sociopath let her be suportive she watched all the shit he went through

[augustinajosefina]

Who's my favourite skeleton-armed vaguely sosiopathic necromancer? You're my favourite skeleton-armed vaguely sosiopathic necromancer!

(Just finished Dead Country last night. To be clear, it's not Ianthe.)

[glassygate]

I have not seen people talk about how no one but Gimmi has any idea what Gabriel's wish and its real price were.

Not even Gabriel himself

Because people are really good at lying. Especially to themselves.

Gabriel thinks he knows heart's greatest desire is and he thinks he knows the exact price his soul is willing to pay.

But does he really? Gabriel's whole thing is that he is manipulator. That he is willing to do anything to anyone to get what he wants. And he isn't feeling any kind of regrets for doing so.

So either Gabriel is a complete sosiopath or he is constantly lying to himself to justify his actions.

But whichever the answer is, the wish Gabriel made definitelly wasn't the one he thought he was making. Not even the most selfaware person would be able to fully predict what their heart and souls deepest desires are, let alone someone like Gabriel.

So when Gimmi read Gabriel's heart and soul

What were the answers they got?

[ummabdillahn]

I knew that A CAT is a lovely animal. And most of people love it. It's CUTE, CUDLLENESS, ADORING, and LOVELY.

Some people cant take their eyes from them (cats). And our prophet Muhammad ﷺ said that cat is his favorite animal.

But unfortunately, Its written to become one of my list enemies. Everytime I see it, my murdered thought keep creeping out to my mind.

I always want to kill them or want to hurt them little by little till they die.

I dunno if I'm a PSYCHOPATH or SOCIOPATH. Everyone please tell me!

I need your help, and I want to be cured. :(

I dont want to hurt His creation. :'(

I want to start to love them.

[arango54321]

Good morning family let's have a wonderful day and see who goes to prison next of these. Privileged bastards. #sosiopath #egoista #greed #deny #bloodmoney #usr #russia #trumpjr #secretaryofstate? (at The Hammocks, Miami, Florida)

[dlasta]

I’m just gonna say it: Nightmare Alley had no chance of ever working because of casting. 

[gaygeekwitch]

is Hugh Dancy problematic? I need to know if this Empress of a man is bad for me before i fall any deeper

[gladsensical]

i imagine this being like a diagnosed sosiopath quietly chokeing someone to death and their SO just arives and says "you forgot your lunch!" and he's like "thanks babe" and continues chokeing a now confused victim

well you know what they say: everybody loves somebody

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

[velvet-apricots]

don’t reblog,

Why do people STILL think “psychopaths” and “sociopaths” don’t feel emotions? They do? They merely lack empathy entirely or have difficulty developing it.

[peony-clouds]

I say I’m fine but what I really mean is that Henry emits a lot of the same sosiopathic energy as Lisa from Girl, Interrupted.

Thematically, and I think Lisa even said it about her own self, they both hold mirrors in front of people. They force people to face who they really are, which in theory COULD be a good thing, but not when these two do it because it’s not to offer truth but to take downright sadistic pleasure in people struggling to come to terms with their reflections.

They both manipulate, as Henry gets Eleven to help him, resulting in a facility full of dead people, and Lisa as she taunts Daisy about her trauma, resulting in Daisy’s suicide, something that Lisa is visibly proud of accomplishing.

They also carry the similar world-rejecting philosophy. The world is corrupted by people who are liars, stupid, pretentious, and inferior to both Henry and Lisa. They both also seem to believe that those who are weaker deserve their suffering.

And as I was watching season 4, I just thought that someone should say to Henry what was said to Lisa:

I think Winona’s character should drop the same bomb twice. 😌

[ms-indifferwnt]

I'm not back yet, but I did have this really, really, really good plot (in my opinion) and I wanna write it so baaaaaadddd

And I'm planning too but, but Idk if i should upload it as a fanfic or an original work (like my own characters) cause I just usually write these ideas down on paper and have them collect dust so im debating, anyway, I'll write like a preview here and you guys can vote by commenting if you want it as a fanfic or try one of my original work

Preview under cut:

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(WARNING: Cursing, Yelling, Mentions of death, alcohol, suicide and murders. Casual talking about sex and rape. Talks about the Devil and God, Heaven and Hell, Basically I made my own version of faith or I created my own religion in the story. Do not Interact if uncomfortable.

DISCLAIMER: I do not mean to offend anyone with what is written here about your faith, I completely respect you and your beliefs but this is a story and I mean no harm. I am not comfortable writing about other beliefs so I will only focus this around Catholism since I am catholic)

Title: The story of Lady Pride

Preview: You drum your fingers against the wooden table a sigh leaving your lips as the man infront of you blabbers on about faith and all that crap "Are you done?" You asked cutting him off mid speech, he looks at you offended "Sorry, You kinda get tired of listening to someone rambling on about a man who isn't even real"

"God is real" He replied, spitting venom with every word "You will live a lonely life, wothout faith"

You laughed loudly, almost falling off the chair as he stares at you in disbelief "Oh shit, sorry you were serious"

"Rude girl" He notes "Your parents must be disappointed"

"I don't have parents"

"They must be rolling over in their graves

"Asshole"

There were four people in this room and just when he was about to speak onenof the lady cops raised their hand to stop him from speaking "You seem to have an anger over God"

"Not anger, no, maybe annoyance is the right word" You shrug "Well lets be honest," You leaned forward "Lets say you, my dear" You pointed at her "Worked very, very, very hard to make something, like a sand castle for your daughter and she goes up and thanks her dad, wouldn't you be annoyed?"

"What are you saying?" She asks bored

You grin "God isn't real," You answered "nothing but the figment of a human's mind. Never understood it you know, why humans need someone stronger, better, more powerful to believe in. Its rudiculous. If God was real, humans wouldn't be here today"

"You're saying that you made us, you made the universe?"

"No" You quickly answered "If I said yes, I would be no better than your God, taking the credit for other people's work" You said spitefully "My siblings and I worked hard to create this world, our own perfect little paradise, then you humans came along"

"You hate humans?"

"Hate them? No, no, no, no, no..." You trailed off "I absolutely despise your kind. Humans were never created for good, no human is good. Humans do nothing but lie and beg and cheat, Hurt people the care about and around them, kill their own kind, their own blood, fucking rape women and men in the eyes of so many people and fo what? Film the bloody thing and then what? fuck like rabbits! Humans will sacrifice anything for the betterment of theirselves, they're selfish, masochistic, sadistic, psychotic, sosiopathic little cockroaches

The amount of times I have tried to rid of your kind from this planet is ridiculous, and yet here we are. No amouth of Pandemics or disasters can kill any of you. Hate the youngest for ever creating you"

You were cut off when the third person speaks up "I'm tired of this, God is a man. You are not"

"Mysoginistic" You added "Didn't I add that?"

The girl shrugged amused by your words

"Wait," said the fourth one "Your youngest sibling created humans?" You nodded "How?"

"Same way humas are made" You began and pointed at his crotch and spread your legs "By accident"

or alternatively, You decided to piss your siblings off by accepting an invitation to be interviewed

[i-think-im-here]

Unpopular Opinion!

Sorry if I step on anyone’s toesssss

Ok but she Li is a dick and really doesn’t have any redeeming qualities that we’ve been shown so far. No I don’t have any medical knowledge so I’ve got no idea how his condition affects him mentally or emotionally but he doesn’t have the right to PIERCE SOMEONES EARS WITH A PUSH PIN LIKE WHAT?!?! YOU CANNOT MAKE ANY EXCUSE FOR THAT BEHAVIOR NO MATTER WHAT. LIKE NO. I UNDERSTAND THAT HE HAD A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD BUT LITERALLY SO DID THE OTHER BOYS IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND NONE OF THEM BEHAVE THE WAY HE DOES.

Once again I could be completely wrong on what his condition does but in my mind he just can’t feel pain in his hands and feet and it could eventually progress so he can’t move but he does have treatment. I also think that he’s sort of got sociopathic tendencies. Like he doesn’t feel emotions such as empathy and that mixed with not feeling pain makes kind of a robot? In the sense that most of his “human” likeness? is gone? (Can’t find the right word).

The most human things are pain and emotions. Take that away and what do you have? Someone who doesn’t know how to function is that the rest of the world. And I’m not in any way saying people with sosiopathic tendencies are bad but how severe She Lis must be is insane. The worst part is he doesn’t see anything wrong with his actions. It’s just the twisted part of him trying to feel emotions through Mo.

Even though She Lis reality is horrible and super sad, it doesn’t excuse him from hurting people and manipulating them. I would feel a little bit more sad for him if he EVER. JUST ONCE SHOWED A HINT OF REMORSE FOR HIS ACTIONS but he hasn’t. And a part of me thinks he won’t.

Also I’m completely against that “oh but what if She Li and Mo were friends when they were younger” idea. Remember when Mo had that flash back of people in his class saying he stole something (pencils I think?) because his dad was in jail and no one listened to him? If She Li was his friend back then don’t you think he would have stood up for Mo? Like how ZZX would stand up for little Jian Yi?

I’m not sure. I think that people naturally want to forgive characters because that’s what happened with He Tian and Mo and they turned out to be awesome. But She Li is another type of bad. He Tian and Mo both have someone in their life that they care about deeply. He Tian is “bad” because he was raised to be that way. Mo is “bad” because he had to grow up that way. She Li is bad because he chooses to be that way. But once again I don’t know. Certain conditions affect people certain ways but if a person doesn’t ever show a willingness to try to change than trusting them/giving them a second chance is a bad idea. Especially if they’ve always pulled the wool over your eyes and manipulated you

Lol this is way longer than I thought it would be.

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[ansyai81-blog]

Chapter 1 bagian 1

Ketika itu, aku sedang istirahat di dalam kamarku di guild. Teman-temanku sepertinya mengisi waktu luang kosongnya dengan meneliti dan uji coba, aku hanya melamu dalam tidurku saat ini levelku sudah sampai pada level 178 bersama dengan temanku leveling bersama ada yang level 149 - 181 dan aku mempunyai special skill yaitu dark body. Itu seperti tubuhku hanyalah bayangan jika aku terkena pedang atau magic itu hanya akan menembus tubuhku dan aku juga bisa berpindah tempat disekitar saja dengan cara menjadikan tubuhku menjadi partikel lalu menghilang dibelakang lawan (atau seperti itulah special skillnya) dan skill ini didalam bayanganku ada seekor dragon yang besar lebih dari 500m lebih tepatnya seekor ular naga jika aku memanggil dark dragon (itu nama yang kuberikan) ular naga itu keluar dari bayanganku dan tubuhku tidak bisa menjadi tembus saat diserang itulah kelemahanya. Saat aku mendapatkan special skill itu aku mendapatkan julukan sebagai dark boss, aku mendapatkan julukan itu saat level 100 (sepertinya semua player bisa mendapatkan julukan saat level 100 temanku juga mendapatkanya juga) avatarku saat ini bertubuh anak kecil sekitar 12thn dengan rambut sedikit panjang lalu kutarik kebelakang dan armorku berwarna hitam aku membuatnya seperti cosplay ichigo (yah meskipun aku menambah sedikit warna putih dan emas jadinya tidak terlalu mirip) lalu tangan kiriku, aku membalut sarung tangan yang menutupu devil handku yang dikiri (oh ya, guild kami berisi sekitar 1 party lebih dan syarat masuk di dark guild avatarnya harus manusia half demon/devil yang didunia nyata membenci manusia secara alami) sarung tanganku juga berwarna hitam pekat dengan sedikit warna merah dan equiqmentku adalah katana lebih panjang sedikit dari katana biasa, ada 2 lonceng kecil dibawah gagangnya dan yang special dari katana ini sarung pedangnya bisa dijadikan sebagai pedang tambahan disini sudah seperti dual sword katana dan katanaku berwarna hitam pekat juga (wohh sekarang sudah keren juga kan wahahah anjirlah) dark guild yang bernama exit human disebut juga EH, jika dipanggil normal, seseorang yang belum mengetahuinya pasti akan lucu (bagiku juga sih) EH guild termasuk salah satu dark guild yang mengerikan di SLO dan yang terkuat dari 3 dark guild (padahal membernya 1 party lebih, ada 12 member). Note:1 party 9 member. Saat boss raid di dungeon devil, dungeon itu sangat sulit minimal buat newbie harus ada lebih dari 5 party dan full party hanya 4 itu sudah sulit tapi pro player terkadang juga harus berkorban heal potion dan mana potion. Kemarin aku 1 party lebih (disini ada yang tidak ikut karna menyamar di pasar karna harus mengumpulkan informasi jadi totalnya 11, yang tidak ikut adalah zoura itu ign nya dia yang sebagai blacksmith di guild ini). Saat itu melawan boss raid yang seekor minotour raksasa dan laba-laba raksasa didungeon ini terkadang boss raidnya ada 2 jadi menaklukkan dungeon devil ini harus beberapa minggu paling lama 3 minggu di partyku formasinya sudah bagus 2 tank 3 mage (mage bermacam variasi seperti necromancer,black mage dan healer) 2 samurai 1 swordman dan 3 archer. Bagiku sendiri melawan 2 boss raid itu yang paling merepotkan dan juga aku yang selalu diincar boss raid laba-labanya sedangkan boss raid minotour itu hanya menghempaskan palunya dengan sembarangan sampai tanah berterbangan (heh, aku tidak mau lagi melawan boss raid dari dungeon devil) dungeon devil hanya muncul 2-3 kali dalam sebulan. Dan saat aku membuka mataku aku merasakan getaran seperti gempa walaupun hanya sebentar lalu aku bangun dari kasurku dan berjalan menuju pintu dan membuka pintu kamarku, saat itu aku melihat npc buatanku sendiri yang half devil dragon dan half human. Tapi anehnya dia bisa berbicara sendiri ini membuatku terkaget walaupun tidak seberapa, Lisa:selamat pagi master, mau pergi kemana?. Aku mendengarnya berbicara penampilanya itu aku membuatnya seperti milf yang suka anak kecil rambut hitam yang setengah panjang, matanya yang kanan tertutupi rambut hitamnya dia yang menjadi bodyguardku sendiri dan tidak bekerja sebagai penjaga dungeon di guild ini (sejujurnya pertahanan yang paling sulit ditembus memang hanya membuat dungeon sendiri dan diatasnya aku membuat reruntuhan seperti zaman dahulu dan ada pintu rahasia masuk untuk member guild jika itu player lain reruntuhan itu terlihat seperti reruntuhan biasa lainya). Note:ignnya imav. Imav:oh, akuu ~hhmm kumpulkan seluruh anggota EH di ruang singgasana. Lisa:baik master. Dia hanya menjawab sedikit, senyumanya langsung meredup, saat ini ada keanehan yaitu kenapa npc yang harus diperintah malah bisa berbicara sendiri. (Mungkin ini seperti overload atau sao begitu) Pikirnya. Aku berjalan ke ruang singgasana yang juga ruang diskusi (hah, walaupun aku sosiopath tetap saja aku seperti tidak terpenggaruhi, hatiku mungkin sudah tidak ada lagi). Imav sedang berbicara dalam hatinya. Sesudah aku sampai di depan gerbang tahta, gerbangnya dibukakan pelayan disini. Disini kami membuat banyak pelayan sekitar 65 pelayan, aku masuk ke ruang tahta disini aku melihat tempat-tempat yang menjadi tahta anggota guild lainya. Saat aku menunggu member member lainya sudah datang ada yang sedikit panik dan ada yang terlihat serius dan ada juga yang tidak perduli, mereka orang-orang yang kupilih secara langsung jadinya aku tahu sifat dari hati mereka. Saat semua sudah duduk para penjaga juga berkumpul, aku melihat sebelah kiriku sepertinya kursi ke 3 berbicara lebih dahulu. Uburz: ada apa disini tadi ada gempa sebentar lalu...! (Hhmm?) seperti biasa penampilanya yang seperti psikopat armornya berwarna hitam dan merah darah wajahnya sedikit serius, berambut panjang sebelah, warna sedikit biru dan matanya berwarna ungu. Sebelum berbicara lebih lanjut dipotong oleh kursi ke 8, dia perempuan rambut panjang twin tail, berwarna hitam ada titik-titik warna putih dirambutnya. Matanya berwarna hitam, wajahnya santai dia juga orang yang logis, meskipun begitu kalau aku sudah memutuskan perintah dia tidak bisa melawanya walaupun bertentangan. Itu karna dia menghormatiku sebagai ketua leader atau pemimpin guild. ShirukaF: jangan berbicara lebih dari itu ada mereka (npc) disini. Uburz:tapi...? Lalu aku mulai angkat bicara. Imav:ShirukaF benar, lebih baik kita selidiki apa yang ada diluar sana, sixcris pergilah periksa diluar. Sixcris:baik yang mulia Setelah kusuruh, aku memutuskan langsung membuat skema rencana jika ini seperti di overload atau sao atau log horizon aku juga harus selalu siaga. Yuuki:lalu apa yang harus kita lalukan. Membuyarkan skema rencanaku, Yang berbicara adalah kursi ke 9, dia juga seorang perempuan, disini hanya ada 2 wanita saja tapi yang kulihat sepertinya mereka sedikit jahat. Dia berwajah sedikit jutek tapi dia, bagiku orang baik dan rambutnya berwarna merah scarlet dan juga matanya. Imav:yah, aku inginya mau melakukan percobaan tapi seharusnya itu tidak perlu karna kemungkinan besar masih sama seperti di SLO, Tapi disini systemnya tidak bisa muncul. Sambil menggeser tangan dari arah atas lalu kebawah tidak terjadi apa-apa dan lebih lagi aku bisa merasakan kehangatan ditubuhku. Lawliet:lebih baik mungkin kita melakukan ekspedisi disekitar karna kita pasti juga tidak tau ini dimana. Kursi ke 6 yang berbicara, dia berwajah ceria dan sedikit sombong, rambutnya sedikit dan dibelakangkan. Warna rambutnya kuning dan juga matanya. (sepertinya aku memang harus membuat langkah secepatnya) pikirnya, saat aku melihat sekeliling sepertinya mereka semua menutup mata mereka seperti sedang memikirkan rencana tapi disini aku yang sebagai ketua guild aku yang harus mengajukan rencana terlebih dahulu. Imav:baiklah, semua penjaga kembali kelantai tempat kalian jaga lalu periksa semua keamanan secara teliti lalu tingkatkan kewaspadaan kalian, kami ingin pergi melihat dunia luar untuk bergerak kearah selanjutnya, sekarang pergilah. Mereka menjawab serentak, yang sebagai penjaga lantai mereka pergi yang hanya sebagai pelayan mereka masih disini. Lalu datanglah juga sixcris yang tadi kusuruh untuk melihat dunia luar. Sixcris:yang mulia diluar sana hanya ada hutan yang luas dan juga pegunungan sepertinya ada yang tinggal seekor dragon. Semua terkaget karna ada berita besar seperti ini karna ras dragon rata-rata level 100 lebih yang paling lemah hanyalah level 89 yang pernah kutemui. Meskipun begitu, naga level 89 itu termasuk naga langka karna skillnya jadinya aku menyuruh mage yang bisa menundukkan monster lalu menjadikannya pet hingga level 150. Karna aku mendengar berita ini aku memutuskan siapa yang tinggal disini dan yang pergi untuk membasminya. Imav:baiklah kalau begitu kita kirim 6 anggota saja 1 tank 2 mage 3 archer 1 samurai. Basara:lalu apa samurainya kamu atau aku. Imav:tentu saja, kamu kalau kamu tidak mau bersenang-senang yaaa tidak apa-apa kalau aku. Basara:tidak, aku saja. Seperti biasa aku dan basara sedikit mirip atau lebih tepatnya mempunyai pikiran yang sama, yaitu licik. Dia selalu membuat wajah-wajah palsu dan senyuman palsu, sedangkan aku jarang kecuali berinteraksi dengan manusia dan jika disini atau sendirian aku biasa menggunakan wajah flat face. Rambutnya berwarna kuning dan seperti srigala, matanya berwarna hijau. Dan yang pasti semuanya tahu formasi ini tanpa harus panjang lebar. Imav:kalau begitu, kalian langsung berangkat kami akan melihatnya nanti lewat monitor disini. Setelah aku perintahkan, mereka langsung pergi untuk memakai perlengkapan mereka. Lalu sisa para npc aku menyuruh mereka untuk menyelidiki lebih lanjut di luar, pasti ada sebuah desa atau kota disana jadinya aku menyuruh para pelayan yang disebut tujuh dosa besar (versi npc). Dan juga disisi kami juga ada tujuh dosa mematikan, setelah itu kami yang masih berada ditahta mengawasi mereka lewat monitor disini juga ada pengawas penjaga diablo. Sejujurnya aku memang memilihnya karna dia berada di level 147 yang tertinggi di semua penjaga lantai, dia memang terlihat mirip seperti diablo di tensura tapi perbedaanya hanyalah mata dan armornya (baju). Rambutnya juga sama persis, dia sedang melakukan upaya agar monitor nya itu terlihat oleh kami semua. Sedangkan disisi lain, setelah penjaga lantai mengechek semua lantai dan keamanan mereka berkumpul di hutan party di lantai 4. Penjaga lantai ke 4, dia adalah demi human dragonoid. Dia menggunakan wujud manusianya tapi masih ada ekor dragonoidnya. Seorang perempuan kecil sekitar 10-12thn, berponi twin tail berwarna hitam dan juga matanya. Dia npc ciptaan Uburz. Roma:sebenarnya ada apa disini kenapa para penguasa tinggi seperti sedang panik, mereka juga melakukan pekerjaan yang kami bisa lakukan dengan mudah, lalu kenapa mereka tidak menyuruh kita saja. Penjaga lantai ke 2, dia wanita demon yang berwujud manusia dan dia juga yang paling sadis disini. Wajahnya sangat santai dia juga sedikit arogan, rambutnya seperti kaneki dan juga berwarna putih. Npc ciptaan lawliet. Hyukki:kau bodoh atau apa hah, kita ini penjaga lantai jadi kita tidak akan menerima misi itu dengan situasi seperti ini, lagipula diluar terjadi apa?. Penjaga lantai ke 6, dia perwujudan half demon half god laki-laki, mempunyai darah iblis dan dewa jarang sekali dia berubah ekspresi wajahnya, selalu kaku. Rambut hitam dan mata kirinya tertutupi rambutnya. Npc ciptaan ShirukaF. Karma:entahlah, tanya saja kepada sixcris dia yang menerima perintah langsung dari pengguasa tertinggi, yang mulia imav. Penjaga lantai ke 4, Roma:kau benar juga. Penjaga lantai pertama, dia perempuan naga berwujud manusia. Dia yang paling baik disini wajahnya juga tulus rambutnya dibuat seperti arthur di FGO. Npc ciptaan Zoura. Sheila:apa kita harus pergi keluar untuk memeriksa keadaan sendiri?. Penjaga lantai ke 5, dia laki-laki yang paling energik, selalu ceria dan setengah gila, rambutnya berwarna hitam keatas. Npc ciptaan Basara. Sora:tidak, itu tidak perlu kita sebagai makhluk ciptaan para pengguasa, kita harus selalu menaati perintah para pengguasa. Penjaga lantai ke 3,dia wanita berbadan milf dan jutek sekali, berambut panjang rapi dan juga pakaianya. Npc ciptaan Yuuki. Tre:kau benar. Sambil melihat keatas langit buatan, saat itu langit cerah.

[straycatthepunk]

People are in your lives right now trying to tell you what to do trying to tell you what to think what to say and how to live. They think down upon you and they want to control you. They have no sympathy for you they will play with you like a cat does a wounded Mouse. So next time you get into an argument with somebody or next time you're stuck in thought wondering what made you so wrong, just remember the closest person to you could be a sociopath, you could be living with one, working for one, just remember that you are an independent being capable of overcoming anyting. You don't have to suffer you don't have to just sit and take it. These people have many ways of dancing around the subject or reflecting blame especially when you attempt to call them out there's no way you can truly reveal them. Except by where actions. You need to be sure of yourself and that what you do and what you say makes sense and is real because if you are unsure even a little bit they will manipulate it #sosiopath #sociology #deppression #selfhelp #selfhelp

[wildermouse]

is it pronounced like soshiopath or sosiopath or does it depend where you’re from like groceries

[nyssemeow]

Sherlock "Holmes" Holmes a.k.a Sherlock Holmes

•Genius

•Highly functioning sosiopath

•"John!"

•Sassy ass bitch

•Besties with Loki

•Probably travelled with Doctor at some point

•Violin

•"Mrs. Hudson gimme my afternoon tea"

•Is actually 5

•Murder makes happy