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[collection-of-fucking-chaos]

As someone who was raised Mormon this caught me very off guard before I just lost it laughing

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[neighsinthenight]

Guess after 6 months he deserves a post on here.

My new 4yo gelding. I'll never be over Finn's death, but slowly I'm having fun with horses again.

[bestbluebouquet]

nora's going to kill me one day when she finds out im dell's sword supplier but i have no regrets

[sassinake]

I made a stupid wish.

Now you can too

⠀ make a wish before this bunny crosses your dash .ᐟ.ᐟ

[dust-of-embers]

New Deadpool Wolverine idea!

Logan learns the full Spanish version of Remember Me from Coco so he can sing it to Laura.

I wanna add something more to it, like maybe Wade is showing Logan every movie he can think of (everything on Disney plus, cuz they can use all that without copywrite) and Logan ends up learning every bit of Spanish he can until Wade tells him there’s a fully Spanish version

Also I feel like Wade would make the whole family watch lilo and stitch while shouting “LOOK, ITS ME AND PEANUT!!” While pointing at stitch rolling around, and no one is too sure if he views himself as lilo or stitch (he’s lilo in this scenario, but he’s chaotic enough to be stitch)

I should just get bits from lilo and stitch and animate them into poolverine moments…

[kykyhich]

Translation for y’all~

H: I’m tired of being seen as a silly guy!

Ch: Im so done of being seen as some kind of innocent putto who can’t even spell coño and almeja aloud.

He swears in Spanish automatically.

E: IM TIRED OF BEIND STRONG AND INDEPENDENT!!!

Ch: There-there, we all here with you. Henry, stop poking Ellie with this stick. Wanna some snacks?

E: …eah.

[daisysplosion]

sorry for xiaolin posting on main but ummmmm here is my interpretation of like. a Shadow-like character that would be in my version of a xiaolin showdown sequel LOL. but like ignoring every weird ass thing that was happening with Shadow. so uhh here's Shade, he's basically like... the personification of Chase Young's hatred for his past self. Shade is kind, caring, considerate, but also quiet + reserved due to how Chase treats them. it was a total accident how he came to be. they really should not exist but they do! oopsie! btw they resent Omi bc of Chase wanting him as his apprentice and yadda yadda Shade wishes they could be a family whatever. anyways yeha i <3 them he's baby

[zarohk]

Just imagine Anders conversing with Solas via Hawke; Solas can hear everything that Anders says, but Hawke has to speak to Anders for Solas, independent on whether you’re playing blue, purple, or red, you can be more or less accurate with how judgmental Solas is being.

To be clear, I think Solas would judge Anders’ methods as being a good start but too small, and Anders would judge Solas’ goals, but not his method..

The DA2 crew deserved these team meetings. They would have had even worse arguments. Made fantastic use of all being in the same room to argue each other's ears off at the same time.

[howlsofbloodhounds]

some Headcannons about Killer relationship with Frisk and the Player.

I like imagining Frisk and Killer as rivals the battle of the partners. Killer being both Asriel and Frisk replacement their better version. Killer does refer to Frisk as a different person then the player and Killer seems to have some hate for them wether that Killer own feeling or left overs from Sans I'm unsure.

I like imagining that the player can control Killer their new vessel and replacement of Frisk. Do you think their are just many different players or just one it sounds like their is more than one but I just kinda wanted your opinion on things.

~Musical Anon

There’s not much information on the Something New player (or hacker, more accurately) unfortunately. Just that:

1. The Player really, really wanted Sans to say yes to the deal.

2. The Playee altered Sans’ code to lead to this outcome in some shape or form.

I know a lot of people seem to think that altering Sans’ code was similar to like, taking over his body and forcing him to say yes, but i personally like to think that altering his code made him more inclined to accept the deal because he struggled to discern and separate his wants from the Player’s (via suddenly thinking thoughts and having feelings that don’t feel like his, something like thought insertion in the context of OSDD-2), and is why he remembers what happens during Resets (as opposed to previously being aware that they exist) —and his code didn’t solidify into k1ll_sans until after his soul was changed, and Killer was officially ‘born.’

So in this way I like to think Sans still had bodily free will and agency in accepting the Deal even despite his altered codes—it’s just that remembering all the Resets clearly now and outside influences in the form of the human’s coercion and manipulation—as well as thoughts that don’t feel like his, feel like they’re coming from an outside source but must be what he wants, made him more inclined to listening to those thoughts that he thinks isn’t his as he starts to dissociate to cope with these alien thoughts and urges.

(Prime is example is thoughts of hurt, anger, and rage at Papyrus—likely growing thoughts about wanting to kill Papyrus—about how he “deserves” it—that, at the time, sent Sans recoiling from his own thoughts in disgust, shame, fear, confusion.)

3. The Player is the reason that Killer!Sans exists. Sans is like that because of us.

4. When referring to the Player, rahafwabas and killer only ever use the words “you” and “you’re”—speaking directly to the readers of the comics.

“You want Sans to agree, you want sans to kill them.”

“You are the reason Killer!Sans exists.”

“You are the reason I am like this.”

“What do you mean, tired? You wanted this. You all wanted this.” Suggests that the Something New Hacker could be anyone, and potentially multiple.

5. The Chara in Killer’s head uses “we” to refer to themself. “We only want to help you, sans. You don’t want another Bad Ending, do you?” Suggest to me that this is the language the ‘actual’ Chara used to back when they and killer weee still partners, enough so that it carries over into killers head.

I don’t believe it’s ever said after that if the Something New Player like, still actually around. Do they directly take control of Killer, or do they have him act on their will via stuff in his programming, even when they’re not there?

Did Killer break free by turning on Chara, taking control of the Reset, and winning their game, he just thinks he isn’t in timelines where Nightmare kidnaps him—still doing what he thinks We want, even if the Player isn’t actually around anymore? Or was he never actually free at all. Is the Player actually still there, controlling him or trying to control him, or is it all in his head.

[laikabu]

[yee-qi]

not if the catfish continues its trademark gluttony! i bet they’d chase after slimes to pick up the passengers after they’re dropped off with their great sense of smell/taste, or use their spines to drain the slime….

commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

[esoterictboy]

I just think it’s super hot when people are bent over naked like, face down ass up showing everything. Like they’re just so fucking horny they don’t even wanna know what comes next it’s the perfect position like I could spit in your hole one minute and be breeding you the next and you’re just so desperate for it you don’t even care you’re practically shoving your hole in my face you just drool all over yourself and cum ? It’s fucking slutty.

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

[lepitorus]

so that family photo, eh

[sabrebash]

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