#sorryladies

[jbbrownsworld]

#sorryladies

[justwords]

GENDERED DILEMMA: I get that women are tired! A homeless guy has set up a little what looks like a "death alter" in front of a woman’s car. With flowers and alcahol, a "vase," and "notes" telling her if she "Wants to fuck” he's down. But if not she can just hang in his white van. (That is parked two cars in front of her. ) And she can get drunk or just “not get too pumped” with him. And to show he is a "good guy" he is in front of the cameras and left his social security number on the note. “I ain’t got nothing to hide.” And because I am who I am. I talked with him for 20 minutes or so... He feels like this offering is better than going up to her and touching her (Or risking her thinking he's dangerous). But its literally a hundred times worse. But I only know this because I'm and adult and have females who have told me extensively that this happens too much. But his is what I would have done in the second grade. To me, It’s kind of sweet. And he is tiny. Just high and lonely. But I am torn!! Because I KNOW the girls seeing all this will be freaked out. And will have to "tacfully" turn him down. Because he is stalking her car! But I can't call the police (Or maybe I should? Tell me please) because he hasn’t done anything wrong. And I think it’s “harmless.” But I’m a “Big black man wearing all these fruity colors.” as he said. And he asked me if I wanted to join him; offered me alcohol too (and the vase). And I just said, “no thank you”. I hope it’s as easy for her. Am I a bad ally? Ps. He whistled at me when I was a block a way - holding up a forty ounce - waving to me to join him. I gave him a peace sign and kept walking. So... he doesn’t hear no. Maybe she shares the car with someone else... But maybe it’s true love. #SorryLadies. #MenDoSuck #WeAreImmatureAndDumb #TeachUs #LifeIsStrange #AndHardToNavigate #feminism #feminist #girlpower #womenempowerment #menace2society (at Hollywood Boulders) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9VHcLmBZjW/?igshid=1twqgmc2ol2v

[death-metal-lord]

holds up hand with tiny snake wrapped around my ring finger: sorry ladies I'm taken

[livingoodcreations]

Sorry ladies, this one's taken, but you CAN get his look! Shop this post or link in bio 😃 📷 @laotino.visuals ... .. . #getthelook #sorryladies #curlyhair #menwithtattoos #cutesmile #graphicteeshirts #inspiredapparel #discoveryourpower #shopnow #shopsmall (at Downtown San Diego) https://www.instagram.com/p/CF-RmQPARHk/?igshid=ql6bxc7jb447

[btcmemes]

Can they smell it? Probably just increased self confidence. 🤷‍♂️ I’ll take any advantage, I can get. #workthenplay #sorryladies #soonillbeapartymonster #quoteme #nocrazyones #stayclassysandiego (at San Clemente Pier and Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBZH5SfHurh/?igshid=tzhlr2uwrsn8

[blackwaterjesus-blog]

When your #bae wants you to stay home when you have plans with the boys.... #sorryladies #saturdaysarefortheboys #chill #illbeback

[sarcasticarepa]

Wow, it's only been 1 year? Feels like forever ago. She's been handling my crap for over 8 years. I love you Sheila 💝😘😻 And RIP to that Fitbit watch.. 😬 #engaged💍 #SorryLadies #imtaken #oneyear https://www.instagram.com/p/BxXZ-epATFW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fqa42fpf8e4v

[fbmarketplace-blog]

Yes. Lovesac is the actual brand name. 😬 #sorryladies #mannotincluded #facebookmarketplace https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs52K0wl5Qu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dvkrqxbd0qwf

[rickyvalero]

So. This guy is my whole world. So glad we have finally made it official. I love you #RyanGosling #inlove #sorry @evamendes #notsorry #hesmine #love #Gosling #bejealous #sorryladies #happy #soulmate

[turtledwilliams]

My First Kiss

I was terrified; so terrified in fact that she finally had to make the move.  This was after 6 weeks of dating. Not sure why I was so scared, maybe I didn’t want to fuck it up, maybe it was because she was the hottest girl in school, maybe I was just chickenshit.

I knew it needed to be done though; after-all, I had a reputation to uphold. I was a skateboarder kid; and everything that comes along with that label - I listened to rock music, did drugs, and had sex - a lot to live up to at that age. Maybe I was pretending to be something I wasn’t, and she would find me out. Anyway, she pulled me in and kissed me, I closed my eyes and kissed her back with as much passion and intensity that a 12 year old virgin could muster. Relief…this had been a long time coming and the weight had been lifted from my shoulders. I skipped away from that McDonald’s parking a complete bad-ass. Swagger. The following week I had sex with her best friend. She was not happy about that. 

Manilla 2018

                                                                                                                                                September 1st, 2018

[the-one-photographer-quinn]

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Found a new best friend in Los Angeles. I am stealing him, okay @broadwaybabymomma? #SorryLady #Personal

↳ ❤ 1,000,000 LIKES, ✐ 11.000 COMMENTS.

[ao3feed-gj]

by SorryLadies

On a rare and mediocre night out, modern day Ann and Anne just want to go home. But then, Ann sees Anne. And Anne see Ann. And there's nowhere either of them would rather be.“You’re not the least bit heavy,” she encourages, “If you want to put all your weight on me.”With that, Ann lets herself relax, pressing more into Anne’s thigh. Anne leans forward, into Ann’s ear, whispers, “More, if you like.”

Updated: 2020-04-25 Words: 12274, Chapter: 6/?, Language: English, Hits: 4529

Fandom: Gentleman Jack (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Relationships: Anne Lister (1791-1840)/Ann Walker (1803-1854)

Characters: Anne Lister (1791-1840), Ann Walker (1803-1854)

Additional tags: Lesbian Character, Lesbian Sex, Modern Era, Flirting, Eventual Smut, Smut, Fingerfucking, slowburn, Semi-Public Sex, Slow Build, Thighs, hnng, annewalker, annelister, thighride, Fanfriction, ann(e)fiction, Mutual Masturbation, Masturbation, perfectstorm, hunger

[nubsmusings]

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#standuppractice #catchemall #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #laughs #comedy #pokemon #sorryladies (at Blaine, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCW_a97hzwg/?igshid=1dsb7viz57swc

[longxtradingco-blog]

All I know is that if he looks this darn good carrying backpacks 🎒 🎒 🎒 🎒 I think that next Father’s Day should be this hunks #firstfathersday 📝🍎 #sexyhusband #sorryladies (at Long X Trading Co.)

[michaeljstubbs]

#sol #sorryladies #toobadsosad #yousnoozeyoulose #dykeslumber #moved #changeistheonlyconstant #newyork #newyorkfuckingcity #peace #shalom #salam #worldpeace #payitforward 👷‍♀️🗽😢 (at New York, New York)

[yungbeazt88]

Went to see Avengers wit babe, dat ending was weak AF 👎🏿😒 Great movie doh. Also, I have a babe now ♂‍🤷🏿 #sorryladies #earnedhertitle (at Star Theatre Gratiot)