#sorry. speaking my truth

[phinjeet]

* theyre EVERYTHING to me . lozer ipad kid and the dad that stepped up

[overthinkinglotr]

It sucks that the original Lord of the Rings movies are actually so good, because it makes it so hard to be a Hater. Like, with most franchises that have expanded into massive corporate Marvel Star Wars Disney Cinematic Universe Franchises you can look back at the original movie that started it and be like “this movie was not actually That Deep. this was ultimately just a pretty simple standard generic action adventure story that happened to have a solid cast/great art direction/groundbreaking visual effects/etc, and then people collectively assigned it depth that the original film’s story didn’t actually have.”

But like… the Fellowship of the Ring IS that good! It really is! It is genuinely a perfect horrible complex fairytale of a film that does have those many many elaborate rewarding layers of depth and meaning. It IS that good! It is that deep!

And that makes it hard to be all cynical about it, even with how the Franchise(tm) has evolved XP. Alas.

[longsightmyth]

*since the 60s at least

[zaiofender]

random bnha stuff... caught up to the anime today. At what cost.

[daenystheedreamer]

can i b real with you guys. i think the eldest daughter thing has lost all meaning..... many of these guys are simply eldest sons. eldest daughter syndrome needs an inherent lack of trust and respect despite all responsibility placed on them. entitlement is very much eldest son behaviour. aegon is not eldest daughter that man is an eldest son for sure. kendall roy.... ill not speak on that man. i know a piranha pond when i see it. but know he is part of this post.

[get-arcaned]

I'm sorry I don't mean for this to sound rude or anything but most of you Jayvik fic authors are getting Viktor's nick names wrong. I can tell when you're not Slavic, every variation has a specific connotation, a mood with which you use it.

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[despazito]

They split bisexuality into 300 dutchies like pre-unified Germany and they're all at war

[insignificant457]

There is a nebulous jordie lives au which lives entirely in my head in which jordie recovers from the plague while Kaz is still sick. He gets up to find them food and water only to return and discover Kaz is nowhere to be found. Still recovering from the fever, he searches the barrel for days before he finally sees Kaz wandering down the staves in a sort of fugue state, soaked to the bone with a haunted look in his eyes.

Kaz won’t tell him what happened, but jordie knows it’s bad because his baby brother flinches every time he touches him, and soon enough he’s started wearing gloves, even in the height of summer.

Soon, they discover kazs gift for cards, and it keeps them fed and clothed, if not much else. Kaz is angry at jordie for losing the money, refuses to let him make any decisions. Jordie is beholden to his angry traumatized little brother because he can’t deny that he failed them the first time around.

Kaz is offered a place in his pick of the gangs, but the only one willing to take both him and his tag along older brother is the dregs. Jordie dies a little bit inside when they join up, when they take the tattoo side by side, but he’s not sure they’ll survive another winter on the streets.

And the plot of SoC generally goes on from there. Jordie tags along on the ice court, he and Jesper test kazs patience at every turn, he’s constantly offering unsolicited annoying older brother advice about Inej.

This lends itself to a really interesting exploration of Kaz and jordies relationship, what holds brothers together in the face of incredible trauma, the skewed power dynamic of Kaz becoming the breadwinner for them both at the age of nine, etc etc. But mostly, this au is a vessel for the sailing of the ultimate crack ship, which is of course, jordie/alys Van Eck.

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

no more boypussy!!!! i need manCUNT!!!!!

[junessquill]

Not to be this person but I think Oak Greenbriar is about as feminist as it gets..He grew up with three sisters, is a little mommys boy, was partially raised by lesbians, and was also literally willing to go to jail at the expense of a silly little monster girl even if she fucking killed somebody right in front of him he would still "no it's ok I believe u if u say u didn't kill them u didn't 😢😢😢" 😭😭🙏

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i’ve said this before and the people will hate me for repeating it but i am being sooooo fucking serious when i say suguru is a lot more jealous than satoru

[eggbertith]

i really love that "enemy" is still the intro song for season 2

[jackalopescruff]

sweaty doggirl titties

[pilkypills]

Dwarves + facebook:

Balin: makes it his business to understand how to properly use social media. Technologically savvy grandpa.

Dwalin: does not understand how liking a post works. Instead comments “👍” on everything.

Dori: “I am no longer bringing my apple cobbler to the Neighborhood Association Meeting. Korik son of Morik is a NOSY busybody and MOST UNPLEASANT TO BE AROUND. If you want a piece of apple cobbler you may come by my house tomorrow. Will be cooking. DO NOT TELL KORIK!!!!!!!!!!!”

Bofur, Bombur, Nori, Gloin: young enough to understand social media, old enough to want to use facebook. Normal behavior. Gloin probably only ever uploads family vacation photos.

Bifur, Oin: both refuse to use facebook. Oin does not trust the internet. Bifur doesn’t either, but is still willing to use youtube to watch cat videos and woodworking tutorials.

Thorin: every single status update he has ever posted EVER is accompanied by a near-identical badly-lit selfie taken at an upward angle far too close to the camera. captions are things like “having dinner tonight with my beautiful husband. Mahal is good.”

Fili, Ori: think facebook is Cringe but feel obligated to have an account so they can keep in touch with old fart relatives

Kili: facebook is for lamers. exclusively uses tiktok

[chiefcroissantdeanbanana]

“I don’t like Seamavbo at all!” I say, then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Seamavbo fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I frantically cried out. “These aren’t mine!” I quickly reached to grab my pictures. "Don't look!"

[lesbianscxlly]

how i feel about season eight of the x files