#sorry to any serious fans

[edanablack]

I had a dream, apparently, that the vocaloid song series Evillious Chronicles released another series of songs - but this one was humorous takes on the original storyline.

In the Servant of Evil song, the rewrite was that, for whatever reason, Len really wanted Rin's position as Princess (and her dress, more specifically). He put a long-running plan into action to take it, going on years, but once they got to be adults, Rin decided she didn't want him around anymore. Len, making an impassioned plea to stay, somehow ends up sleeping with the princess instead - and is ashamed of himself for ruining his own plan.

He decides to steal the dress anyway and run away, getting something out of this, but ends up running into a revolution of angry villagers and dies. Rin assumes he did this because he loved her, end of song.

[crepegosette]

mercosur moment

[romanticatheartt]

TW: r*pe

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If you don't like a character IM BEGGING YOU TO DO👏🏼 NOT👏🏼 UNDERMINE👏🏼 THEIR👏🏼 TRAUMA!!!

It wouldn't fkn hurt you to admit:

Rhysand was tortured, fucked and beaten for 49 years (his fkn words)

Feyre was neglected and was verbally abused

Nesta was groomed and sexually assaulted

Morrigan was sexually harassed and assaulted by her blood family

Cassian and Azriel are born from r*pe and been verbally abused and not taken seriously their whole life

Azriel was physically abused by his family

Gwyn was gang r*ped

And Lucien was forced to sleep with Ianthe. Just like Rhysand who had no choice in sleeping with Amarantha and had to take her focus from everyone and didn't want to be a s*x slave for her, Lucien was probably guilt tripped by Tam/in to perform their ceremony, he definitely didn't wanted to do it, specially with that priestess even if he says he did it willingly. He had no choice...

You can dislike these character all you want, I don't give a single fuck. But it's vile to say any of these characters weren't abused in some form because you hate them.

[mabepearls]

boothill feels like the type of bisexual man to get drunk and ask his male friends to fuck sooooo pathetically. i know he was all up in the astral express archives guzzling down malt juice and saying some shit like "ey brother.. when's the last time you got a piece..." and dan heng stared at him like an autist the entire time

[kapa56]

Unpopular Opinion #1 Banana Fish edition

Blanca need to get his lashings:

1. What do you mean you ,a grown ass man, abandon a traumarised child at least 2 times and let him stay with someone like Dino because you are sad your wife died?

2. Then you go and abandon a second severly traumatised teenager with the excuse that you care about the first one.

No but seriosly, Blanca is a villian in my eyes. He is no John Wick, he is a clown and a deadbeat.

[guplia]

Why does MAR10 day always happen in the middle of the school year I wanna play videogames 😔

[gemmasdeadwife]

I feel kind of bad about doing something so petty, but each time I block a shipbrained weirdo, I feel a little lighter. And I think this will make my experience a lot better overall. I wasn’t caught up on the show until Chikhai Bardo, which is when I finally got online about it. And I’ve loved speculating about what might happen and discussing interpretations of various details and things like that, but honestly the shippers are also ruining it a little bit for me, to the point that I’m starting to feel hints of bitterness toward characters I love and relationships I’m invested in. Solely because of the dismissive, reductive, and bizarrely competitive attitudes I see shippers take toward the characters outside of their ship, and also tbh the objectification of the characters within their ship, and the horniness for the most toxic, psychologically damaging possible versions of the ship & characters. So this is the policy now. If your weird aggressive post makes me feel a streak of resentment toward a beautifully written character, well then so long, friend

[alaskan-wallflower]

mission impossible 3: outsiders musical social media get your shit together

[james-stark-the-writer]

just finished Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and it is a game written by cowards for cowards.

the final twist genuinely ruins the game. it's so stupid as a narrative decision. i hate it so much. it almost makes me understand what the people yelling about The Last Jedi being too subservient to its themes were yelling about (OBVIOUSLY not the ones that were being bigoted and loud and wrong about it, but just the ones who had actual issues with its narrative directions/execution). genuinely, the twist takes what could have been an extremely solid 8.5, maybe a 9/10 game down to a 4/10 game with nothing of interest to say deluding itself into thinking it's saying anything of worth by thoughtlessly repeating patterns as if that's supposed to generate meaning without any real effort of actually committing to that meaning, or seeing the world as anything beyond its basic binary worldview of Good and Bad.

putting that twist in fundamentally cuts the legs out from any actual, interesting and substantive critique it could have leveled at the legal system and our feelings about people on trial and their perceived guilt or innocence, and it just ends up reinforcing it as a power of good that Will Ultimately Prevail In The Search For Truth, as if that is even remotely a thing any legal system is concerned with, especially the one in the game that mostly just stumbles into The Right Choices because it's a game controlled by the player. it's frankly ideologically incoherent to the point of saying nothing because its critique is unfocused and toothless. best it can muster is "maybe some people are corrupt and lying, but if You take Advantage of The System, you can beat them" as if malicious compliance is supposed to change the system. fuck off.

ran out of tags but. i'm serious about this lol, i really hate it as a narrative and ideological choice. the game threatens to say something bold and interesting and then just pulls the rug out from underneath you. it sucks. it's very much like 12 Angry Men in that way, i think, except at least that movie Knows what it's saying and that its basic premise is its ideological downfall, this just doesn't really feel like it says anything much interesting or coherent, ultimately, because the criticism either drowns in the length and comedic nature of it, or just ultimately isn't focused and pointed and nuanced enough to actually say something meaningful. like ik someone's gonna do a "kid's game" thing but hello, kid's shit has always been nuanced and just bc it's "for kids" doesn't mean it has to abide by some binary ass morality that flattens all its interesting critique, especially when you're constantly led, structurally, to the more interesting and nuanced narrative choice only to have a twist completely ruin it and making it all feel like a waste of your time. plenty of things are nuanced and interesting and "for kids" without deflating their themes and messages by writing a stupid twist that undercuts the interesting parts of its arguments.

[tariah23]

I'm not into jjk but what's the difference between gego and stsg. isn't that the same thing or is it a complicated infighting sns type situation

It’s just the top/bottom bullshit where the name that comes first is the top, and the last name is the bottom (I know.) but if you were into jjk, you’d know how horrible the shippers are about this… and the ones who tend to ship stsg (not all but lord, it feels like it’s every last one of them…) tend to heavily feminize Getou and reduce him to simply being Gojo’s woman (I’m so serious). His personality is literally never the same… he’s just a girl™️ to most of them and Gojo, who is canonically a silly ass, man-child who’s never dated a day in his life and is most likely, a virgin, is all of a sudden, this sexy DOM who bends Getou over every night… never got over the artist who drew Abusive Gojo w Getou… sm stsg shippers tend to make Gojo abusive for some reason, it’s crazy to me knowing how kind he is as a character even if he’s a shit face. This isn’t even the worst of it… with Gego, I noticed that most of them are normal af. They tend to talk about canon and meta a lot and within the ship, they’re both usually depicted similarly or close enough as a fan could get, to canon at least. Not all of them since there are a bunch of fans who are into the domination/ “male-bitch,” kink and that’s unfortunately, super popular amongst them too but you don’t just run into it as often 😭… the male-bitch Gojo’s that I’ve ran across on PIXIV… that’s not my princess…… Sorry for going on and on… That amputee fem Getou fanart that went viral a while back on Twitter (or enough to have jjk fans complaining about how some shippers might as well just create their own OC’s because what the fuck), had me fucked up lol.

[cyberworldsusie]

seems like 90% of the scp satellite fandom have never actually had to contend with character vs creator & have therefore developed a superiority complex about one specific instance of it

[northwyrm]

Twice Dead King update - this man is a BABY he is TOO SMALL FOR THIS THRONE can someone please take him to McDonalds for a Happy Meal? This child needs chicken nuggets

(I know he has a pathalogical fear of eating meat but in the same universe where I can take him away from PTSD and warmongering he enjoys nuggies. And the little scarab toy in the happy meal.)

[fiendishartist2]

ppl on the internet when a piece of media is really good and therefore popular: um actually im starting to think its overrated....

[ohitslen]

Will always remain confused as to why people will fight over ships as if we weren’t all wrong about them, except for the incredibly rare occasions where the ship becomes canon, and even then you should just mind your damn business because in all seriousness. Why wouldn’t you.

[cutie--q]

“wow, you really like we bare bears, huh?”

yes??? why do y’all say this like it’s a bad thing, i don’t understand 😭