#sorry to any serious fans

[edanablack]

I had a dream, apparently, that the vocaloid song series Evillious Chronicles released another series of songs - but this one was humorous takes on the original storyline.

In the Servant of Evil song, the rewrite was that, for whatever reason, Len really wanted Rin's position as Princess (and her dress, more specifically). He put a long-running plan into action to take it, going on years, but once they got to be adults, Rin decided she didn't want him around anymore. Len, making an impassioned plea to stay, somehow ends up sleeping with the princess instead - and is ashamed of himself for ruining his own plan.

He decides to steal the dress anyway and run away, getting something out of this, but ends up running into a revolution of angry villagers and dies. Rin assumes he did this because he loved her, end of song.

[mudshadow]

meow cat moment

[crepegosette]

mercosur moment

[romanticatheartt]

TW: r*pe

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If you don't like a character IM BEGGING YOU TO DO👏🏼 NOT👏🏼 UNDERMINE👏🏼 THEIR👏🏼 TRAUMA!!!

It wouldn't fkn hurt you to admit:

Rhysand was tortured, fucked and beaten for 49 years (his fkn words)

Feyre was neglected and was verbally abused

Nesta was groomed and sexually assaulted

Morrigan was sexually harassed and assaulted by her blood family

Cassian and Azriel are born from r*pe and been verbally abused and not taken seriously their whole life

Azriel was physically abused by his family

Gwyn was gang r*ped

And Lucien was forced to sleep with Ianthe. Just like Rhysand who had no choice in sleeping with Amarantha and had to take her focus from everyone and didn't want to be a s*x slave for her, Lucien was probably guilt tripped by Tam/in to perform their ceremony, he definitely didn't wanted to do it, specially with that priestess even if he says he did it willingly. He had no choice...

You can dislike these character all you want, I don't give a single fuck. But it's vile to say any of these characters weren't abused in some form because you hate them.

[lonestarss]

boothill feels like the type of bisexual man to get drunk and ask his male friends to fuck sooooo pathetically. i know he was all up in the astral express archives guzzling down malt juice and saying some shit like "ey brother.. when's the last time you got a piece..." and dan heng stared at him like an autist the entire time

[kapa56]

Unpopular Opinion #1 Banana Fish edition

Blanca need to get his lashings:

1. What do you mean you ,a grown ass man, abandon a traumarised child at least 2 times and let him stay with someone like Dino because you are sad your wife died?

2. Then you go and abandon a second severly traumatised teenager with the excuse that you care about the first one.

No but seriosly, Blanca is a villian in my eyes. He is no John Wick, he is a clown and a deadbeat.

[bartonbones]

i want to say it louder than in the tags but the way the poison scene is like. yes inej's deepest desire is to be known and to be trusted and to know and to trust and to be disarmed and to disarm someone else and most of all for someone to ask permission and wait for her to grant it, and that she wants that person to be kaz, but she knows it's a dream because she knows kaz isn't ready to do that yet, and even if she's dreaming, even if it's in her own head, she refuses to force him...she'll wait for him, she'll wait for him for longer than she should but she's not going to force him, ever, even in her own dreams, because she knows what that feels like--so she wakes up, she fights it, i love that she's the only one who is able to do that, the only one who has mastered herself enough to recognize when a dream is a dream who has the agency and the strength and desire to live for herself and make her own choices and take her own power even when there is no one there to take it from...

and then for her to know that kaz is going to have to be touched against his will, and to know that she's the one who has to do it, and the fact that it's true, that she's the only one kaz would let pull him out of that--because at the end of the day all this self-mastery and agency and power that kaz brekker forces himself to believe that he has pales in comparison to the woman who has been through unimaginable violations and yet reclaims her own body and her own physicality, even though it has been every bit as hard for her as it had ever been for him, becuase at the end of the day inej is the only person he trusts understands that in himself, that weakness that sits just beneath the surface, and the only person who understands how to protect it, who might, even, one day, understand how to heal it...

the fact that for a few seconds, in-between the past and the present, in-between life and death, kaz brekker feels someone touching him and is relieved when he sees that it's her. for a few seconds that trust and that love and that understanding breaks through the panic and she holds him, just for a second, and for a just second kaz brekker remembers that touch can be a comfort, can be a respite, can be something that reminds you there is something outside of your fear rather than being the epicenter of it...

and then it's gone. it's gone and he panics and it's too much and he stands up and he doesn't look at her and he lies about what he saw, becuase it's always going to be two steps forward one step back with these two, but that moment was there, and it existed, and for maybe the first time he really can connect this idea, that there is a future for him and touch, just like there was a future for inej, and that there could be a future for them both, and does he want that? does he? he wants--he wants-- etc. etc. and so forth i'm going insane

[clfixationstation]

I'm going insane why is the aotwt fandom (cough-ems) obsessed with painting eremin shippers as misogynistic

Like the worst I've seen an eremin do is call Mikasa boring, which isn't even an insult. It's a personal preference on which characters they find entertaining, or perhaps a critique of the story lines Mikasa was given.

I'm not saying it's impossible, or that it doesn't happen, but misogyny is not rampant among eremin shippers

[dewvorce-flowers]

I think the PWHL is taking the whole "just like the men's league" too seriously

[bumpscosity]

I watched quantimania last night bc my family wanted to and idk if it’s the marvel fatigue or if I’m just older and my sense of humor has changed over time or if it was actually bad but it was actually so bad

[tariah23]

I'm not into jjk but what's the difference between gego and stsg. isn't that the same thing or is it a complicated infighting sns type situation

It’s just the top/bottom bullshit where the name that comes first is the top, and the last name is the bottom (I know.) but if you were into jjk, you’d know how horrible the shippers are about this… and the ones who tend to ship stsg (not all but lord, it feels like it’s every last one of them…) tend to heavily feminize Getou and reduce him to simply being Gojo’s woman (I’m so serious). His personality is literally never the same… he’s just a girl™️ to most of them and Gojo, who is canonically a silly ass, man-child who’s never dated a day in his life and is most likely, a virgin, is all of a sudden, this sexy DOM who bends Getou over every night… never got over the artist who drew Abusive Gojo w Getou… sm stsg shippers tend to make Gojo abusive for some reason, it’s crazy to me knowing how kind he is as a character even if he’s a shit face. This isn’t even the worst of it… with Gego, I noticed that most of them are normal af. They tend to talk about canon and meta a lot and within the ship, they’re both usually depicted similarly or close enough as a fan could get, to canon at least. Not all of them since there are a bunch of fans who are into the domination/ “male-bitch,” kink and that’s unfortunately, super popular amongst them too but you don’t just run into it as often 😭… the male-bitch Gojo’s that I’ve ran across on PIXIV… that’s not my princess…… Sorry for going on and on… That amputee fem Getou fanart that went viral a while back on Twitter (or enough to have jjk fans complaining about how some shippers might as well just create their own OC’s because what the fuck), had me fucked up lol.

[rotdotmp3]

seems like 90% of the scp satellite fandom have never actually had to contend with character vs creator & have therefore developed a superiority complex about one specific instance of it

[fluentisonus]

napoleon movie was not good tbh

[vitamin-zeeth]

every time I see someone with a doctor who take or theory or anything that puts any weight whatsoever on 13s run I like immediately stop reading and just skim the rest of it. No hate to them I just

- didn't like the run

- gave up watching it during the timeless child arc cause the lore inaccuracies pissed me off

- generally ignore its existence cause it's easier

[northwyrm]

Twice Dead King update - this man is a BABY he is TOO SMALL FOR THIS THRONE can someone please take him to McDonalds for a Happy Meal? This child needs chicken nuggets

(I know he has a pathalogical fear of eating meat but in the same universe where I can take him away from PTSD and warmongering he enjoys nuggies. And the little scarab toy in the happy meal.)

[fiendishartist2]

ppl on the internet when a piece of media is really good and therefore popular: um actually im starting to think its overrated....