#sorry this took so long to respond to btw!!!

[happyandticklish]

ok writing out my thoughts is a lot harder than i expected because there’s just so little scenarios that izzy would Let himself be vulnerable in.

but say there’s been a raid, and izzy’s been injured. nothing huge, but his hand’s a little messed up. he knows he should go to roach for anything like that but that would mean admitting to a weakness, no matter how small, which he just won’t do. he won’t do that! so he makes a bandage out of spare rags and continues with his duties fine enough, but then stupid fucking stede bonnet comes along always caring about people and fussing over something minor like that, and izzy would never willingly accept help from him of all people but apparently everyone is against him today and ed’s ordering him to let stede at least take a look and he can’t just. refuse. he’s a dick but an order is an order and he’s going to follow it. so he agrees (with tons of complaining and rolled eyes), and finds himself hours later in the captains shared cabin, sat on a chair that’s far too soft with a cup of tea on the table that’s far too hot, stede’s on some rant about how “silly” he is for risking an infection for his reputation, and izzy considers leaving, slamming the door in his face and going to bed because 1) they hate each other and 2) he’s FINE. but ed is sat opposite to them, because he knows izzy and stede well enough that there’s no way in hell he’ll leave them alone together or they’ll be duelling in less than 20 seconds, and izzy knows ed well enough to know that upsetting his little boyfriend is a one way ticket back to square one. so he stays, uncharacteristically quiet save for a few complaints here and there. he’s thankful that stede also doesn’t want him there any longer than he has to, because it goes by quite quickly. but somewhere between cleaning and redressing his hand, stede’s being too gentle. he hisses and yanks his hand back, and bonnet looks up at him almost sympathetically, muttering something about knowing it hurts but he needs to get it over and done with, so izzy places it back onto his lap and turns away, biting his gloved knuckle to stop himself making anymore embarrassing noises. and apparently he can’t have any peace today, because ed’s clearly caught on, and the stupid smirk he’s wearing hasn’t been seen since they were younger, before blackbeard and first mate hands, when it was all muffled giggles and late night tickle fights, and for some odd reason his chest aches a little, but he has no time to think about it because it really tickles, and stede’s gotta be stupider than he looks because there’s no way he’s not realised between all the scuffed boots and huffs and slightly red face, but he seems … oblivious? and izzy’s never been so happy for something to finally be over.

“come back tomorrow mate, yeah? just to make sure, can’t risk you being out of duty.” ed says innocently enough, but the shiteating grin he has makes him more nervous than he cares to admit, so he nods and leaves without even a thank you. and when he’s finally out of earshot, the first thing stede says once he stands is “ticklish?”, and ed cackles.

Dude

DUDE

This is such an incredible concept you can't just casually drop this in my inbox!!!

This flustered me a tad more than I'm willing to admit lol. Because as stated before, Izzy absolutely has ticklish hands, and I can completely see this scenario happening. And the bit about Izzy reminiscing on past tickle fights I am going to cry you cannot just bring shit like that up

And Stede's innocent little, "Ticklish?" at the end is so cute too. Because you know Stede would never use it against him but Ed for sure will and absolutely rats out the fact that Izzy doesn't mind it later on. Not that Stede isn't still hesitant for fear of Izzy killing him asjgjhjki

Thank you so, SO much for this, this is actually my new favorite thing in the world <3

[floating-goblin-art]

BOTTOM OMEGA BOTTOM OMEGA BOTTOM OMEGA BOTTOM OMEGA

YOU ARE SO RIGHT AND IT MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL THINKING ABOUT HIM WHO’S USED TO PLAYING THE BIG STRONG STOIC GHOUL LETTING HIS GUARD DOWN ENOUGH TO BE TAKEN CARE OF AND TREATED DELICATELY!!!!!!

psst. have some more.

[healing-winston-pratt]

more bullshit: Winston is SOUTHERN and bc Nova was raised a lot by him girl has cowboy boots and listens to country music (though the Chicks and nothing else tbh). Winston has cowboy hats.

This is so cute??? Bonding time with Lil' Nova is so precious to me 😭🤲🤲🤲

[petefromarma]

i am so nice to joe. i have never been mean to joe a day in my life

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Hey what's going on friend?

You want to talk about it?

/nf /genq

i keep getting bullied but today was especially bad it is a long story, but if your okay with listening, also eitherway thank you

first these dudes in my class kept making weird comments ['do you want to [-] me', 'does she know how to talk? Do i have to sign to you?', and meowing and making yippee noises at me] and similar shit,then the girl behind me kept kicking my chair and tugging at my keychain [alastor] even after i told her to stop and so i couldn't focus on anything, the teacher moved me from my spot [i dont have any friends at the school so i wasnt talking to anyone, but she was changing up the seating plan which was kind of annoying since my brain is so used to going and sitting on that exact spot and so my brain had to load it but i could deal with that honestly, its just the combination of this and other shit]. I kept hearing my name whispered around but i didnt know why or what since i have shitty hearing so it didnt hurt as much but still wasnt exactly fun Then when i went to the bathroom girls were kicking and punching at the door to get it to open and i had to just sit there silently until they went away, and when they went away they closed the lights and closed both doors [the toilet has 2/3 mini hallways since its the 'fancy' one], and so i had to spend most of break feeling around the walls to get out and find the light because it was one of my first times using the upstairs one. and of course this triggered a fucking panick attack because why wouldnt it and of course instead of being maybe a tad empathetic, they started laughing [maybe because of how i looked? idfk]. and then we went to the assembally [assembelly?] for some random ass speech by the principal which i couldnt hear because, again, people were tugging at my bag and after i pushed a girls hand away she started insulting me and my looks/personality and started fucking meowing at me, which her and her friends found 'hillarious' and then the bell rang and so i had to just ignore that and go to the pickup area, when i was there there were already some students talking to my youngest sister and insulting her bcus they knew she was my sister and she started crying which hurt more because she's 7 and she had no beef with them other than being my sister :I this all happened today and i had to just pretend nothing happened at home because my mum wont do anything and she certainly wont let me go back to my old school and sorry if this is a bit a lot /gen i am very overwhelmed right now

[obimaulartfire]

You mentioned you have a design for Sith Obi-wan. What do I have to bribe you with to draw him?

Absolutely nothing!! But you have to listen to my lore :))

My Sith Obi-wan's name is Darth Vain! But not necessarily Vain as in "cares about appearance", but more "everything is in vain."

He's part of a roleswap AU that I'm working on where Maul was taken in by the Jedi temple as a child as part of a new "dark sider rehabilitation program." Qui Gon takes him as an apprentice, which leaves Obi-wan without a master... until Dooku sees his potential.

I'm not sure exactly how it happens, but Dooku turns to the dark side, Obi-wan chooses to go with him, and Dooku thus fakes Obi-wan's death to get him out of public eye.

Now, he exists as Vain; a silent, masked figure that moves through the galaxy like a shadow. Maul is obsessed with finding him and figuring out who he is (if he even is a he; no one can tell Vain's gender with the mask on), ignoring his new Padawan, Anakin, in the process.

He has his right arm and leg chopped off (what I call "Half of the 'Anakin Special'") as a result of his fight with Maul (in this AU, Obi-wan kills Qui-Gon), and has a large stab scar in the stomach.

The 2 last pictures are old drawings; the first one I drew today!

As you can see, I really leaned HARD into the Fantasy Japan aspect of Star Wars, and I think Obi-wan should get a big obi :)

Thank you so much for your interest in my man!! @nicolabarth

[theleechyskrunkly]

Reading through your relationship post, does Cater ever confide in Paige about his loneliness and the way he feels like he can't always keep friends or connect with people because of how much his family moved around? If so, what does Paige think of this? Is it part of why he's built such a close bond with Cater?

Yes, you understood their relationship perfectly! Paige is one of the few that Cater actually confides his feeling unto, as a friend and a brother. Which is why Cater can be extra defensive of Paige: you could say he's as afraid of losing Paige as Malleus is afraid of losing Lilia.

Paige feels similarly connected and understands Cater's fear of loss. Since Paige's mother is an opera singer, it is expected for them to constantly move around for her job, which caused Paige to loose the ability to really attach himself to people. So when Cater needs to vent, Paige is always willing to lend a listening ear and validate his (very valid) feelings.

Seeing as they've both experienced similar experiences, the two of them have built a tight bond between the two!

[torra-and-the-toons]

pspspspspspsps

Hey what if

for your anime au the warners meet/become vocaloids?

Haha omg honestly I could see them LOVING becoming vocaloids, half their show is them singing anyhow XD I'll be honest, I know so little about Vocaloids other than they're anime jpop stars or something.

I only had the energy to sketch Hatsune Yakko but maybe one day I'll do all three of them... perhaps vocaloids based off their vaudeville "There's only one of you" outfits would be super cute!

Alternatively, I also couldn't resist their toon selves meeting Miku and having PTSD to The Cutening since that song is kind of j-pop-esque.

Thanks for the ask <3 Sorry my doodles are so lackluster and messy.

[mariatesstruther]

Need an AU where because Joel wasn't home when the world went to hell, people got separated, and Sarah had to flee and somehow accidentally ended up with a very young nurse and her military friend who were actively getting the fuck out of town.

A world where Sarah lives, for however long, with Anna and Marlene and other fireflies (See Jerry, Manny's dad etc) until she accidentally reunites with Joel.

anon 😭😭😭😭 this rips my fucking heart out bro do u know how desperate joel and tommy would be?????? omg as a parent i definitely would stop at NOTHING to find my girl

also love the idea of sarah and ellie as sisters being raised by revolutionary lesbians anna and marlene???? i feel like the experience of taking care of sarah and raising her as her own daughter would COMPLETELY change marlene’s decision when it comes to anna’s baby and the cure, just as taking care of ellie changed something in joel. maybe anna doesn’t survive the bite/ellie’s birth and ellie still ends up immune??? what if she was raised with sarah protecting her as a big sister, hiding out with help from marlene???? and once they find out about the plan to kill ellie, marlene and sarah make a break for jackson????? and say fuck the fireflies themselves???? and marlene brings sarah back to jackson with ellie tow????

imagine the look on joel’s face when he sees sarah again, not only as a full-grown adult, alive, but hauling her own quasi-sister/daughter along right beside her. tommy would pass out

[sh00kspeared]

2. Describe their tent setup! What’s on the outside? The inside?

Since you sent this to me, how about this for Orien?

Thank you so much for the ask!

Tbh I haven't thought about it much, so I'm gonna basically use this post as a word barf to brainstorm what might be in Orien's tent.

Orien is a former pirate and is absolutely in love with the sea, so he'd definitely have some treasures from his time on his ship. The tent itself would be made of sturdy canvas; likely blue with gold embellishments. he'd have a few chests to keep his valuables in-- namely expensive jewelry, old coins, gilded daggers, all the like.

His bedroll itself is super comfy; he sleeps with a lot of blankets. Eventually he gets his hands on a slightly wider bedroll so that Astarion can sleep next to him whenever he pleases (though Astarion usually ends up sleeping on top of Orien anyway, so it's not much use). Next to his bed he keeps a journal and a dagger in case of unwanted intruders. He also keeps a small stash of food and mead next to his bed-- those pirate survival instincts don't just disappear once you set foot on land, y'know!

[manchblack]

FUCK YEA okay so basically its that blog you just followed earlier the cupids beretta one and its about a silly little trans dogboy and his butch bi lesbian girlfriend and shes in the mafia and hes a mercenary and they fall in love over murdering politicians c: And theres also the dog boy's brothers who are also silly gay people and he has a milfy adoptive mom. also the dogboy is a stripper on the side. i love him. im working on the newest three pages right now and im sketching out page three rn :3

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS? SM? i love a good political murder drama wrapped up in silliness and gay people. all the characters sound SO interesting too like omg??? obsessed

[wammys-house-official]

Being an orphan is such fatherless behavior smh

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[miammey]

idk if anyone said this before but imagine tecchou went missing instead of jouno (I had to work myself up just to send this on anon for some reason)

Oooohhh yes yes yes!!! Jouno looking around in frustration trying to find him, pretending not to be worried but it’s very obvious just how desperate he is to find him

And you don’t have to be nervous to send me anything!! I love getting messages and stuff, it’s genuinely so fun getting to hear what others have to say. But if you’re still too nervous to send out of anon that’s perfectly fine, too!!

[starkittnd93]

Imagine if temenos and hikari swapped their weird. Like temenos has the shadow self and hikari has the visions thing

Hmmm… yeah that would change their stories a lot actually

I imagine Temenos would have a lot of internal conflict about that first of all

Like imagine being a cleric that was raised by the church and having a curse that is considered the epitome of evil??? Ough imagining all the self doubt actually

..Ngl I kinda find it hard to imagine Hikari without the shadow, considering that a lot of his story would not have happened without the influence of his family’s curse — everything would be SO different

That being said …. I mean ig he could use the visions thing to better strategize during battles??

[chibifox2002]

I know you probably hyperfixating on something right now, so that's why I ask this in pure respect and if you don't want to answer, it's fine by me. How would Knack reacting to someone that's the same species as him saying that they are his sibling?

(I drew her by accident, but here's his bio sister)

I feel like he'd be sceptical at first, due to the last time he met someone of his kind. (the relic golems from the second game)

But then it'd turn into something like this...

(also I love her)

[rowavolo]

hi were you aware you are the FUNNIEST person on my dashboard by the way? i haven’t thought about pfps or them of me (I AM NOW THINKING ABOUT BOTH HOWEVER) but i do have a full list of my contacts of them ! i have gone into detail about my reasoning and also cannot stop talking about these guys so this ask is likely 3 miles long. anyway

the one gc with a solid name is “sweet tooth,” with barbatos, luke, n i. based on ‘sweet tooth’ and the fact that i feel my ability to bake would SKYROCKET if i had their numbers. there’s one with lucifer and dia that’s essentially just the ship name and whether or not they realize the significance beyond just “oh it’s our names” is constantly up in the air.

lucifer — ‘COLOGNE(?!)’ to ‘inkwell’. he 100% has a very distinctive cologne, i know you can tell him apart in a dark room. he uses fountain pens for official documents still (a mishap has been caused where one of his bottles spilled over his suit)(don’t ask)(satan may or may not have been involved) and at some point the name had to change. i also just think it’s a sweet nickname.

mammon — ‘monopoly man’ to ‘anklet haver’. his pants are never short enough to see it but he always manages to wear one. it’s like a shiny jumpscare. the first time i saw it it sparked a half hour discussion and the consequential contact change. he was only mildly upset (they don’t have monopoly)(he didn’t know what it meant outside of maybe ‘monopolizing time’ which is the cause of his problem with it)(stop fussing this isn’t some declaration i’ll never spend time with you again)(his contact for me after this is probably ‘anklet.’ he insists it’s because of like manacles cause “you’re always botherin me” but nobody buys it)

levi — ‘levi-fi’ to ‘jean main :/‘ after i put genshin in yet another media because he got lucky one time and it has become his entire genshin career. i like to think he’s biased towards turn-based strategies, stuff with very obvious and clear cut metas, so he probably didn’t pick up genshin (he does know a few characters and their surface lore, owns an acrylic stand of like keqing maybe, but nothing in depth) until i brought it up. i need to talk w him for hours about lore it would be good for my mental health

satan — sebastian, at first. autocorrect from a poorly written attempt at his name that stuck. he gets confused because ‘that’s not my name, and it’s not a joke, so why is it my contact?’ and after explaining it we both start to periodically change the other’s contact to be something further and further away from their name each time. think of the barnacle codswallop joke but taken to the extreme because it’s him and i’m me and we both quietly one up each other by sending screenshots of the new contact.

asmo — cycles ‘PINK(IE)’ and ‘dni after 10pm’. both are self explanatory and said affectionately. he gets mock offended whenever it’s the second one (“is my contact set to dni” “yeah” “so you hate me?” “asmo.”) and changes the heart in my contact (you know there is one) to a 💔 every time he notices. he doesn’t fix it until i, direct quote, “kiss it better.” despite his phrasing it typically is just his excuse to take me to a cafe for a while or something

beel — ‘chef gordon’ to ‘nokia brick.’ can he cook? yes. does he? not often, he’d rather eat the raw ingredients. was just brick but it was soon discovered he can navigate the most complicated uis to order his lunch but he has no idea how to like. change his brightness. it doesn’t bother him so he never looked it up.

belphie — ‘totally not suspicious’ to ‘pillow princess’ change after an invisible arc that the devs didn’t decide to show where [i devolve into an irritated blur about chapter 16]

luke — macaro(o?)n. i still forget which ones which. i think it would be fun to call him so he’d have to explain it out of his Baker Pride or something. he feels like the type to send you 10 links to various cooking sources if you ask “how do i make scrambled eggs” because he doesn’t know which one you mean.

simeon — golden bunny. bunny is autocorrect from ‘bonnie,’ logic is angel -> michael -> william. sidenote but he’d either get so startled at jumpscares or he’d be completely stonefaced and both are hilarious outcomes. levi is very conflicted about this (can’t criticize him, he’d die, but also very confused about the situation)

barbatos — barbie girl 💞💞💞. self explanatory. this one starts fights sometimes (/silly)

diavolo — ‘princiPAL’ to ‘dewdrop’ after a friendship arc. no justification i just think it’s cute and fits him :]

barbatos naming his close contacts after tea is brilliant and i am stealing it. if you’d like to use this ask to share your headcanons about their little mannerisms pretty please feel free to share!!! id love to hear them :]

- blue !

WAAAAH thank you i do enjoy making people smile/laugh . also thank you for this ask being so long its been so delightful to read over :D sorry my reply is going to be about the same length because im so AWWAAWWAAWAAA over your ideas honestly

sweet tooth is SUCH a fun group chat name . yall better make sure to share those sweets with me okay /silly

also subtly not-so-subtly shipping diavolo and lucifer to their faces is so funny. i feel like lucifer would Know but he doesnt want to admit that he knows or bring it up at all in case it makes dia uncomfy sdkfjhkds

i really like those lucifer ideas. he definitely wears a very distinctive cologne . the only thing i can liken it to (to me at least) is the way gin feels going down your throat, but like . in smell form instead, if that makes sense?? and inkwell is so fitting but simultaneously i feel like hed be Cross over it (but only on a surface level. if somebody else notices it he gets all grumpy but as long as its just you hes cool with it)

im losing my mind at the idea of mammon wearing an anklet . when i first read the nickname my brain immediately went to those house arrest anklets people wear. like, lucifer putting one on him because mamms is a mischievous little guy. HIM BEING HTE MONOPOLY MAN IS SO FUNNY TO ME ACTUALLY . you know he always insists on being the banker when you introduce everyone to the game and skims cash off the top, citing "interest" and "handling fees" and the like.

YEAH yeah in my brain i want levi to be into genshin but i think hes kind of blase about playing it regularly. he plays the occasional event and will hyperfixate on it once every few months and catch up, and also log in to spend all his money on characters he thinks are Neat (or that he's read are going to be the New Amazing Awesome Cool OverPowered Meta Guys) . he seems like an enjoyer of all the most 'typical' genshin characters, like keqing, ganyu, ayaka, raiden shogun and kokomi . like thats the extent for him sjdkhkjsd

i love the imagery of satan initially being Mildly Annoyed and Confused but the moment he's let in on the joke he's fully on board. i feel like he's that way with a lot of things, he just loathes being excluded and doesn't know how to word it so he gets snippy or even just downright mad. i could also see satan assigning haikus to peoples contact descriptions that get increasingly more ridiculous as he comes up with them.

Asmo's are so fun and silly too, i feel like he gets so grumpy if you message him too late or too early so the DNI is totally warranted but hes SUUUCH a bad sport about it . he WILL whine about it to an absurd extent. i can totally see him having hearts in almost everyone's contact name but he has this whole dictionary in his brain of the different heart emojis and their meanings . (i was gonna say something about yours being blue (because of the nickname you chose) but honestly i associate you with more of a minty green ?? not sure why. its a compliment though!) i just love asmo being SUCH a drama queen but like you know that he knows that you dont actually hate him and arent mad at him he just plays it up, its like an intricate game of cat and mouse to him. he plays the damsel in distress and you have to go save him from the evil dragon ( the fake villainous version of you that he basically made up for the funny)

IM REALLY OBSESSED WITH BEEL BEING NOKIA BRICK. THERES SOMETHING SO AMUSING ABOUT THAT TO ME. i read it initially more in the sense that he can take anything that's thrown at him (or that he gets thrown at) without a scratch . man can eat all kinds of weird nasty food without even BLINKING. the idea that he can hardly use technology simply because he doesnt really Care is also very amusing to me. hes the epitome of "damn bitch you live like this?" because he just doesnt care to learn about the things that he doesnt feel are necessary (a complete opposite to belphie, who must have everything Just Right or else he goes bonkers insane. beel will learn to do things for belphies sake i think).

Belphie is so pillow princess coded honestly, youre so right. i do not blame you for being irritated about chapter 16 it is so. its so. it is. yep. like. sorry solmare these characters are mine now ill develop them good and also not flanderise them so its okay.

ok i think macaroons are the chewy ones, and macarons are the meringue ones. i love luke so much i feel like he's a chronic over-explainer like. you ask him where a place is and he's like "oh its in this place thats sort of near this other place, do you remember when we did (xyz)? yeah its kinda adjacent to there but also not really. the building next to it is this colour and sometimes they have a sign outside oh but also sometimes they dont so its like... yeah." and you find out its like the biggest building on the main street and its just like . "dude why didnt you just say that" and he just shrugs because he genuinely didnt think about it in that way . hes a very visual thinker and he has to explain every little detail forever or else he loses his little mind (yes im projecting no i dont take constructive criticism )

calling barbatos barbie and barbie girl genuinely always SLAUGHTERS me its so so funny . come on barbie lets go party <3 . i feel like the best solution to that starting fights is to mention it to diavolo who will then be Ecstatic at the realisation because he loves barbie and suddenly he will ONLY call barbatos 'barbie' and oh boy you have opened pandora's box there barbs would NOT be happy sjkhfks

princiPAL made me giggle a lot its so silly and fun. dewdrop is also an ADORABLE name for him he is soooo dewdrop coded to me . i feel like dia loves the first one especially because he loves goofy puns and also knowing that people think of him in like a friendly light. he aches to be approachable and friendlike as opposed to a Distant Unapproachable Demon King Grr Scary

thank you so much again for sharing all of this with me, it was so so fun to read and respond to i feel like we are So on the same wavelength about a lot of things and its really delighting me :D