#sorry this made me laugh so hard

[kikimcgee]

Ah yes, my favorite video game. Ace hardware store

[kristineprescott]

[britneyshakespeare]

Cymbeline Act II, scene iii

Finally, confirmation that Shakespeare ate pussy

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[verdantwyrm]

Icons for you and your five headed freighter crew

[nighk0]

"Sun froze."

"His entire body shook. He wanted to scream."

"SO BADLY."

Based on Chapter 5 from the fic "Lofi beats to capture children" by aug325 (@dana-chan-the-control-brain) on Ao3

Sunny's about to have a brakedown on his second day at the daycare

[junebugdunes]

mark vs customer service

[beebox-illustrations]

Happy Mother’s Day! - or happy parental appreciation day 🌻💚

I know it’s not the same date all around the world but here we go :)

It’s as good as any day to give your loved ones a call ✨ have a fantastic Sunday 🐝

[orionis13]

Just finished Gideon the Ninth my favorite case was Turnabout Cavalier

[mschismosa]

Taking all of my suffering and giving it to Barok van Zieks

[gloomy-prince]

me seeing a RAINBOW! comment in a language I don’t speak: Hm I wonder what this says let me just pull out Google translate

That doesn’t seem quite right let me just

Ah

[pseudophan]

i jumped

[myfriendthedictionary]

hsr text posts that came to me in a dream (pt. 1)

[asterraugury]

“Fine, I got another dead name for him… BRUCE WAYNE”

Edit bc people in the tags are thinking about watching it: don’t.

[thatnununguy]

black and white and black and slime <3

[u3pxx]

my only criticism of your swap omens designs is that aziraphale lost his gay little bowtie 😔

[bad omens] that's a very good point, anon, but don't worry! a crow demon can have a minor outfit change every now and then! >:^P