#sorry this is so dumb LOL
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pov: mattheo’s expression because he had the nerve to ask about your day when you’re hangry, irritated that your shirt doesn't fit right, and are pissed that your bag caught on the door handle on the way in.
you called him a doorknob at one point i cant stop laughing at his expression
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throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the spotless one
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Brickset?
Or brickset?
#sorry this is so dumb lol#brisket#bridget#bridget ggst#takua#bionicle#chiral posts every random trans thought about the new bionicle set part x of infinity#trans
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just took some xanax and i feel so relaxed i had to convey my bliss via image
#annabelle yellz#sorry this is so dumb LOL#im just feeling really relaxed#for the first time in a while#its so nice
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Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol
#gravity falls#stanford pines#my art#ford pines#aroace#asexual#aromantic#aroace ford#ace ford#aro ford#this is so dumb I’m sorry lol#i can’t with his face he’s so happy about it 😭#he never needed bitches
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"Felicia reproduced Vi and Powder asexually" "Vander and Silco were actually their respective bio dads"
ok but have you considered the secret third option
#arcane#arcane s2#zaundads#silco#arcane silco#vander#arcane vander#young silco#vi arcane#jinx arcane#caitlyn arcane#erio art#erio stuff#sorry this is so dumb but i had to get it out of my system lol
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way to ruin the mood
#i'm sorry lmao#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#incorrect quotes#shitpost#digital art#my stuff#edit: people keep pointing out that bill would probably not be turned off by that fact#and yeah i agree that bill 'let me shuffle all the functions of every hole in your face' cipher would probably not be bothered by that lol#this is just supposed to be a dumb joke so don't think too hard about it hahaha
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Would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺
#this is so dumb i'm sorry lol#but feel free to print it or send it to someone if you want x)#would you still love me if i was a worm#memes#valentines
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Spwines. To Me
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Not sure if you've closed or open requests but
How do you feel about writing a Yan! Slime? Could be platonic or romantic up to you! Idk slimes are cute :3
(also I'm permanently gonna low key stalk ur blog since again yummy yan fics hope you don't mind me staying- /hj)
CW: Wholesome, romantic, stalker monster love ahead ❤️ proceed with caution❤️
Accidently pushed post whoops done now lol
The five year old boy burst through the bushes, tumbling awkwardly and unskillfully before slowly popping up onto his feet and swinging his stick sword forward. His sibling, (Reader), high stepped carefully over the branches of the bush their brother had just crashed through. (Reader) nervously held their own sword, following their older brother into the woods.
"Jay, can we please go back?" (Reader) whined, trying not to cry nervously as they "explored" deeper into the forest.
"Don't be a baby!" Jay chastised, raising his arms high above his head. "How are you gonna be a monster hunter if you're too chicken?!"
(Reader) grumbled, dragging their shoes in the dirt. "I don't wanna be a monster hunter.. I wanna go home! I'm hungry!"
Jay opened his mouth, and raised his fists, ready to say something when something moved nearby, plopping loudly into a pile of dry leaves. His big, childish eyes went wide with fear, immediately losing all confidence and hiding behind (Reader), holding his thin stick in front of his face defensively. He was too scared to speak, trembling into (Reader's) back.
The younger of the two felt a surge of strength, needing to protect their beloved big brother, so they gripped their weapon with both hands, scrunching up their chubby little face to appear tough. They stomped over to the bush the sound came from, holding their breath, unlike Jay who was hyperventilating. (Reader) removed one pudgy hand from their stick, and swiftly pushed back the little branches, exposing a tiny green blob.
Jay released a high pitched scream and took off running back home, dropping his stick.
The glob was vibrating, and (Reader) was instantly filled with sympathy, assuming the little ball of goo was shaking with fear. "Hey, don't be scared." The four year old cooed, dropping their 'sword' and sitting on their knees to be closer. "I'm sorry, I thought you were a monster." (Reader's) cheesy grin showed off their missing front teeth.
Whatever the green thing was slowly went still, and (Reader) could feel it looking up at them.
"My name is (Reader), and I'm," they looked at their fingers, focusing on holding up the right number, before practically shoving their fingers in the glob's personal space, "four years old!"
The goo reached forward, forming a little nub of a hand, touching (Reader's) fingers. It was surprisingly warm. (Reader) opened their hand so it could roll onto their palm.
"Burrrrble!" The thing happily gurgled, looking quite pleased despite it's lack of a face.
"Burble? Is that your name?"
"Prrrr?" It patted their hand, not understanding the question. (Reader) laughed, feeling ticklish.
"I'm gonna be your best friend!" They decided, cupping the slime with both hands, still giggling over the sticky tingling the little guy caused. "I'll visit you every day, and we can play together everyday after school!"
And (Reader) kept their promise, visiting every single day, for years. The two friends grew up together, Burble learning to speak (Reader's) language over time as (Reader) brought their homework into the woods to have more time with Burble while they studied. Jay kept Burble's existence a secret, but never got over his fear of the creature, so he kept his distance from the two while they played.
Burble had a difficult time not praising (Reader) for their heroics, because if they did it would reveal that Burble had been watching them at school. Living alone in the woods was isolating, especially as a monster, their presence frightening off animals of all species. At first it was just because of how lonely they were, wanting to leave the forest to be with (Reader). They turned Burble down, reminding them how dangerous it would be, now no longer the naive child who didn't understand that slimes were monsters. But, no one would know if Burble attached just a little piece of themselves inside (Reader's) backpack, just to hear their voice while they were away.
Fourteen years later, Burble had been practicing in secret, forming their naturally round body into a humanoid form, trying to perfect their appearance before they revealed themselves to (Reader). It happened so naturally, Burble falling in love with their one and only friend. They wondered if (Reader) could ever feel the same. (Reader) was just so perfect; they were kind and strong, preferring pacifism, but quick to throw themselves in danger's way to protect the ones they love, just like when they first met. Even at school, (Reader) would stand up for those being bullied on a regular basis, gaining a reputation for standing up for those too scared to protect themselves. And they never bragged about it!
The green slime learned so much about (Reader) through the way they interacted with others at school, and fell deeper in love everytime they opened their mouth. (Reader) was an angel on Earth.
(Reader) trudged into the forest behind their home, exhausted after field hockey but refusing to take even a day off from visiting their best friend. It was surprising, learning that Burble was less of a pet and actually a sentient being with thoughts and feelings, but that was even more exciting, being able to communicate with a species not known for their intelligence. Burble rolled onto view, now a very large blob the size of (Reader) if they tucked in their arms and legs.
"(Reader)!" They happily gurgled, jiggling up to the high school senior. "How was your day?"
"Same old, same old." (Reader) lied, still wearing their gym shirt because their original clothes got soaked with milk after they stood up to Cody, the biggest dick they ever met.
Burble knew this, however, and was fine with (Reader) lying, knowing they were just being humble. It made their non-existent heart swell. (Reader) pulled out a bunch of classwork, and a brochure slipped out from a folder. "What's that?"
"Oh, that's a pamphlet for a university. Admissions are coming up, so I've been looking around."
The green color lightened almost to a sick looking yellow. Burble hadn't heard anything about this! What did they mean?!
"Burble, you okay?"
"Does that mean you're leaving?" Burble's voice shook, wobbling their jelly body.
"Yeah, if I make it in, but that's still half a year away, so we have time-"
Burble cut them off. "Don't go."
(Reader) sighed, placing a hand on top of their friend's smooth body. "I can't stay with my parents forever. I want to go explore, meet new people, hopefully get a career a have a passion for."
"Then take me with you!" Burble shouted, heating up under (Reader's) hand, the yellow intensifying.
The now yellow blob lunged at (Reader), morphing into a humanesque shape, creating a beautiful face that looked to be on the verge of tears. Burble held (Reader) to the ground, trapping (Reader's) body with their arms and knees.
"Burble, what the hell?" (Reader) wasn't angry, or nervous, just confused, not understanding what had gotten into their childhood friend.
"You can't leave me alone, (Reader), please!" Burble was incapable of forming tears, but their body ached like they were sobbing, rumbling instead of heaving as they didn't need to breathe. They slammed their face onto (Reader's), knowing what kissing was from a picture book (Reader) had shown them as a child, but not quite understanding how to actually do it. Their newly formed lips moved against (Reader's) timidly, easily holding down the struggling human. Burble broke the kiss so (Reader) could gasp for air. "I love you, (Reader), please don't leave me!"
A hurricane of emotions ripped (Reader's) mind apart, struggling with accepting what was happening. Their first kiss was taken by their best friend, who was still holding them tightly against the dirt ground.
"Let's.. let's talk about this later.. I need to go home." (Reader) stuttered, overwhelmed by the emotions they never felt before rampaging in their skull. Burble sunk lower, melting over (Reader's) body to better prevent their leaving.
"No.. not until you promise not to leave me." Their voice was barely a whisper, begging for (Reader) to love them back.
"I-I won't leave you. We'll figure something out.. You've just gotten too big to hide and-" Burble's weight was heavy on (Reader's) ribcage. "we'll figure something out."
Satisfied, Burble sat up and rolled off of (Reader), slowly changing back to their natural green hue. "You promise?"
"I promise." (Reader) face a sad smile, still incapable of fearing their dear friend.
Burble smiled, barely maintaining their shape as they allowed (Reader) to leave. They trusted (Reader), even if (Reader) didn't accept their confession at that moment, there was no way they would break their promise. And, if for some reason they did, if someone like their nervous brother fear mongered (Reader) into abandoning Burble, they would always be able to find them. The green slime collapsed back into a ball, happily listening to (Reader) through the tiny piece of themselves still hiding in (Reader's) backpack.
"Please come back soon.."
#soft yandere#yandere monster#yandere monster x reader#yandere slime#accidentally posted this early instead of saving it as a draft#whoops#i'm just really stupid lol#so sorry#not proofread#i hope you like it#again i'm so sorry#i'm really dumb
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been thinking about louis thinking about dreamstat lately...... [FULL NSFW VERSIONS IN MY BSKY ACCOUNT]
#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#dreamstat#iwtv fanart#my art#hi it's been a while since i drew them :)#its also been a while since i drew spicy stuff#i'd LOVE to post the uncropped here if it weren't for tumblr's dumb rules lol#so im redirecting you to my bsky....sorry guys
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maybe this is a stupid question but it's been on my mind and i want to know what other people think;
examples: the creator of my life as a teenage robot supporting the trans jenny headcanon, voice actors in general stating that the character they voice is a certain LGBT+ identity, etc. i really want to see people's views on this so reblogs are appreciated!
#polls#this question is so dumb sorry#but i dont want to submit it to an anonymous poll blog and wait forever for it to come out#OH YA reason i asked this is because of pickles from metalocalypse lol#(for those who dont watch it : its a cartoon hes shown naked once with no dick so ppl hc him as a trans man#the creator said it was intentional and supported the headcanon but some still dont take it as 100% canon#so i thought “hmm what does it take for someone to consider a recognised headcanon as canon?” thats why i asked lol#also watch metalocalypse its funny#OH ALSO ALSO i personally think it depends on closeness to the project#like if the creator said it = semi-canon#like lets use nagito komeada as an example. implied to be gay and the creator has implied he wouldnt be into women in a tweet#but it's still not 100% confirmed so i wouldn't take issue to someone shipping him with a girl
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random art dump 💥💥💥
clearly, i'm in my blue period
#epic the musical#poseidon#epic poseidon#aeolus#thoösa#hera#bambiidraws#that poseidon design took over my art#and now the thoösa design is#i'll post more art of her soon she's all i've been sketching lol#also hera! i'm still working on her design but i really like tattoos#aeolus looks so dumb there i'm sorry
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as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me
#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy#but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time#sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That#his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing#i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season#after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions#but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck#defcon 1 levels of Done#it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though#american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall#lol don’t lose that sir#iwtv#interview with the vampire#okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when#faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers#though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes#and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last#and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion#(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz#anyway this has been my ted talk#saluting an icon 🫡
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idk
I know that most of us cottoned on to Arcane's milquetoast, centrist ultimately shallow politics back in season one. But I don't think I was ready for how much it would annoy me to see this conclusion play out. Again. After ALL that. All those years of oppression of the undercity; of topside extracting so much blood, sweat and tears from the poors to enrich themselves; of violent suppression of all resistance and dissent; of the killing and imprisonment of freedom fighters and regular citizens for petty crimes; of the deliberate immiseration of the entire Zaunite population to the point where they were barbecuing worms and shit because they can't enjoy the fresh meat and produce Piltovans do and getting addicted to shimmer to alleviate the hunger and misery; of orphaning children; of actively poisoning Zaun via pollution from the mines, the air ducts and also hextech; and most recently after unleashing an even more fascist regime backed by foreign hordes who were beating up literal children in the streets and so on and so on....
after all this...
And that's the conclusion? Really?
Two dull, uninspired speeches by Jayce and Caitlyn and all we get is one (1) Zaunite representative on the Piltovan council (Sevika). Who doesn't even get to speak in that last act (might've been powerful to write a speech for her speaking to the uneasy tentative peace but I mean whatever, who knows if that'd help there are so many gaps in this season that that's not even top five of things I wish had been in there).
Just a rather unserious show, with some unserious writing in many ways, but most obviously in this second season.
#arcane#lol sorry but I'm gonna drag this show for the foreseeable future#until the noxus show drops#at least noxus is explicitly an empire so maybe it'll be less dumb?#we'll see#sevika#mel medarda#caitlyn kiramman#jayce talis#viktor arcane#vi arcane
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silly thing that wouldn’t leave my brain until i drew it ok good night
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