#sorry this is a messssss

[acquiescest]

ok wait forgot some stuff

[efverse]

its funny bc "garchomps basically a part of the family X3" is literally and unfortunately not even true... ditto just dragged this man back into their lives bc she thought he could help eon in some way. when eon himself wouldnt have even accepted(much less OFFERED) the damn job interview to the guy....

and the older kids literally have no idea about any of this shit either. they didnt grow up w him since their parents cut him off right before vapor, jolt and flare hatched. so hes quite literally just some guy from the dragon dept to them...they may have seen him younger in like a photo or two of dittos or something but...

ev was the first one in the family since he started working at the facility that really bothered to like. get to know him(yes. ditto and eon knew him from when they were younger but they havent bothered catching up etc beyond the basics)

(this all changes over time ofc but still😭)

[gwensy]

can someone tell him how to private a spotify playlist

[bemmiecake]

Getting off my depraved carcass to do a DIFFERENT hobby for once

[wave2eve]

just thinking about ‘forced’ breeding with Anton 😵‍💫 “wanna cum in you so bad, but can’t” is all he would mumble right before he came. Obvs when you asked him about it he was a MESSSSSS like red face, stuttering and unable to look you in the eye. You told him that you’ll help him next time.

you made sure you would be on top of him towards the end so you could put your plan into action. “fuck I’m gonna cum” he whined but you didn’t stop rolling your hips. “Wait baby- seriously- I’m gonna-“ was all he could say through his moans. You started bouncing on him with enthusiasm and watched as his body shook and his hands grabbed desperately at your hips. There was nothing he could do to stop himself from cumming. “Your evil yk” he whispered between kisses.

this was so rushed sorry 😔

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

Okay Y'ALL I saw Episode 5 today and these are the thoughts I jotted down while watching it (PART 2 OF 2)

Please don’t read below the cut if you are avoiding spoilers until you get to watch it yourself 

And FYI some of these may not have any context, but I guess it won’t matter cause you’ll have context in 7ish hours anyway (also sorry about how long all my thoughts and feelings are lol)

Awh Kate you’re so pretty - kinda weird to see her so chill though - she was so stressed all of season 2 that seeing her so serene is throwing me off tbh - I am so happy for you though my love

Also her outfit that looks like a sari is soooo gorgeous I WANTTTT

Love the cinnamon biscuits vs fruit jellies bit

Portia ma'am please listen to Varley FFS

lol I hope they did in fact fuck again like she wanted

Ugly crying at MY MESSSSSS

PARIS? oufff I love how comfortable she is, just casual teasing chit chats with bestie

“Undefended”? Charlotte needs a different hobby pleaseeee

LOLLLLL when did Penelope learn to do her hair and makeup by herself???? Cause there’s no fucking way she would’ve looked THAT fucking good after alllll of that lol

We were going to be KNIGHTS!! OMG sweet babiessss

“as much as I do” I can’t even blame anyone for anything they’ve done or said so far tbh 

This is such nuanced writing — I understand exactly where pretty much everyone is coming from and that’s really nice tbh 

Omg they really do want Cressida to marry a dinosaur 

WTF Cressida you do you girl fuck shit up for Penelope I don’t even care do whatever you have to do and go all out and save yourself cause no one else will I’m so sorry you were ever put in this position  

We have been acting uncouth AS OF LATE??? as of late????!? Omggg Portia girl pleaseeeee you had ONE job and you’re just gonna pass the buck to your daughters instead? STAHP own up to your shit cause you knowwww they bully her because youuu bullied her and the gall to say this is just happening LATELY on top lmao 

Though like in her eyes I always do see remorse too - I think she just lacks courage to ever really own up to everything in full because she’s just so guarded 

Honestly this is such stellar acting 

And also like, Penelope, most of you is your mom my girl - your brains, your overthinking, your inability to just say Yuh I done fucked up my bad lol 

Greg’s hat

Yesssss lord Kent find you some Bridgerton besties 

I actually do love Portia - yeah she’s been a colossal dick of a mom to Pen but as complex women go, I get her - If she makes amends with Pen for them daily microaggressions and general abuse one day, for real for real, she’d be really great 

Omg Mama B and Lady D are such big shippers - wish they didn’t fully cut out the Lady D stuff from the books though le sigh 

Eloise has a point - I agree - she had lotsss of alone time to say it - I understand Pens fear completely, but she must realize that her saying this is still soooo much better than him having to find out on his own - and there is no way he wouldn't - and he’d be more hurt by that part than the actual LW part I think and honestly Eloise is right about her being involved in that painful deception too, I wouldn’t want my own brother to feel betrayed by me like that either, given how often he wished LW ill out loud - and the longer Pen stays quiet the more guilty Eloise becomes as a sister too - If anything her not immediately snitching makes her moreee team Pen than team Colin - this is still a lowkey loyalty to Pen for sure - I think I may have issued this same ultimatum under these conditions too

Omggg JOHNNNNNN stop he’s having a panic attack why did Fran put him on the spot like thissss????

“As you rightly mocked me last season” lolllll

Awh Colin and the toast 

Eloise should nottttt have done her second toast - now THAT part was uncalled for, but I guess they want to keep the stress levels high 

Lmao Kate to the rescue 

I loveeeee how close they are sitting in public - but like… does nooooo one else see this??? Hips glued together? Hands holding??? Just out in the open?? No one thinks this is insanely intimate for a newly engaged couple of the ton??? Even if it’s a love match? None of the older women are clocking this and saying 1. Sit the fuck apart 2. Did yall fuck already cause yall look like you fucked and we don’t even have a wedding date set yet??? Are you not going to even ask for a special license?? You just want her to pop a baby before she technically should and cause more drama?? Like who is in charge of all these fools?? Mama B what is you doing??? Do you not think Colin is being a nasty girl with his wife-to-be?? lol

Lol Anthony I love you, you competitive lil bitch 

Lmaooooo Eloise and Penelope being the smartest bitches of the ton YESSSS

Portia trying to show where Pen's brain comes from lol

Muddy boots panic again 

LMFAOOOOOOO Mama B your face is going a mile a minute right now listening to the muddy boots

"I saw straight away" OH MY FROHN you will end me one day

Pen get your shit together pls grab a brown paper bag or smthn 

Oooohhhhh fuck I get itttttt

Cressida girl my bad I get ittttttt sooooo much more - I didn’t fully understand her thought process behind what we already knew she was gonna do until just nowwww - they really set it up for her well - girl needed an exit and everyone fully offered her one - I have no issues with this at all tbh 

Omg omg this is the most chaotic midnight strike of all time like 6 different things happened at the same time???? 

Well that was some good old fashioned Bridgerton CHAOS Hope y'all enjoyed it too!!!! LESS THAN 8 HOURS TO GOOOOOOOOOO

[mojoomojojo]

Sorry sweetie, you're not allowed to go. You'll just have to keep on holding as long as you can, or else you'll tinkle alllllll over yourself. That thumb still holding back the flood? Right at the tip, ready to explode and gush all over you?

no pl

please

please iv'

i wanna holdim trying but

please please pleaes please pleaes i cant i cant i cant i cant 😭😭😭 im gonna make a messssss

[slashingdisneypasta]

I found these apps called Live Portrait Maker Girl/Boy, and guess what? I decided to attempt to make your OC's!

This is meant to be Kingston. Unfortunately this didn't have any fedoras, so my King will have to go without :( I tried to make him look like the picture you drew, but I don't think I succeeded 😅

Ryan was even harder since I don't think you've described him before XD but I remember enough details to know he shares some of Rena's features (are they twins btw?). I remembered you said he brushes himself up much better than Kingston does... But I didn't like how clean he looked and tried to fix it XD I'm guessing the second pic is him shortly after Maya's passing.

(As much as I would have loved to do her too, I had no idea where to even start with her. I'm sorry Maya! You don't deserve this 😭😅😂)

Rena's hair... I love her hair, but it was so hard to replicate in this app!!! And no heart tattoos 😭😭😭😭 so I used a raining heart effect instead (I also forgot to make a version of her with blood like Kingston... You can't save your avatar in this app and I didn't want to risk ruining her other pictures 😅). I made a few varients, as well as what is supposed to be her making a rather lewd gesture towards her prey 😏

And of course the best girl, Lottie!!! I only know what her hair looks like, so I tried to fill in the gaps with Rena's and Smartass' genetics. I hope I succeeded 😅

I hope you like these! Or at least they didn't make you cribge into oblivion 😅😅😅 I also did my own OC's if you want to see (including the ones I haven't designed for yet. I'm trying to get their looks just right with this app) ^^

I WAS GRINNINH SO BIG LOOKING AT THESE AND I'M S T I L L GRINNING THAT HUGE.

OMG SARAH!! THESE ARE SO AMAZING, OMGGG! My people <3 My evil kangaroo people <3<3

I l o v e how you did these!!! Agaisbsiabakaoxhdgekdodnpsiqhzyahso King with his eye-patch and the splash of grey hair!! RYAN LOOKIN KINDA SAD BUT PRESENTABLE IS SO PERFECT- ESPECIALLY THE SECOND ONE. Rena lookin like a hot messssss 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Oh my god I love her and how creative you were adding the heart effect!! XD

And LOTTIE!!! OMG!!! THATS HER!!!

Thank you soooooo much for these!! ❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜 P l e a s e, yes, share your OC's if you're comfortable!! I MUST SEE THEM!!

[connorsui]

Nah nah nah nah hold on a second my luv ..you really be having a grip with the chokehold – that all honestly ….I couldn't breathe for a minute of my existence 💀– cuz you had me reading… that not only aegon be telling his ex that he loved us?? …but he did it while he was STILL together with his now current ex??? 💀💀💀 …

I'm sorry bby but I CLEARLY STATED WITH MY WHOLE CHEST THAT I AM A GIRLS GIRL AND I WILL NOT BE FUCKING YOU WHILE YOU GOT ANOTHER WOMAN AS THE FRONT COURSE MEAL!?!? 😭😭😭…

if anything I ain't even dating that man if he gonna treat me like a dessert ..🧍🏻‍♀️ but besides that …I'm deeply in loveee that we still decided to do the right thing and call his now ex about the whole situation …cuz aegon is a messssss 🤡🤡 …he's like that type of trash that you hoping somebody else picks up and takes cuz ain't no way u are taking it all the way with you to hell as free baggage claim 💀

(but to also clear up that we ain't sum whore …like I'm insecure but I'm not a hoe) 😭💔💔🤡🤡

Thoo even then …you still had us going from 0 to 100 with this fic ..and it had me wanting and praying that the smut kept going cuz even tho he did what he did …he still acknowledged that he was an ass in the midst of talking us down with free kisses and second chances …💀🩷…like bby …I will give you a chance …infact I will attempt this little relationship for as long as I can …but the moment he catching another off the streets …it is the moment I will be laying on another bed 🧍🏻‍♀️💅🏻🩷..

With his brother ✨️

Promises // Aegon ii Targaryen x Fem!Reader || MODERN AU.

Valentine's special 💕

Summary: Aegon was always afraid of committing to a relationship, he knew what he felt towards you was serious, is he finally ready to commit?

WARNINGS: mdni, afab!reader, unprotected p in v sex, tiddy sucking, fingering, friends with benefits relationship, angst, toxic relationships, mentions of cheating (not on reader), hurt + comfort, fluffy ending.

WC: 1.5k

A/N: made a valentine special for him too, this focuses more on the feels side 😩 aemonds will also drop soon // divider credits to @cafekitsune

The rain poured restlessly outside, the sound of the raindrops hitting the road matched the rhythm of your heartbeat as you too restlessly paced in your apartment.

You received a text from Aegon not too long ago, ‘hey, I'm coming over, it's urgent.’ and when you had replied asking him about what happened, he just left you on read, which caused your mind to go haywire, thinking he'd gotten in some kind of trouble, perhaps his family was too harsh on him again? Did someone try to assassinate him? It isn't uncommon since he was from an influential family, all those possibilities with even worse types popping up in your head made it very hard to stay calm.

You stood over your window, trying to see if he had come to your apartment, and when you saw the familiar car and headlights entering your apartment and being parked outside, you immediately bolted to the door before you stood in front of it, anxiously tapping your foot, waiting for him to ring the bell.

The bell finally rang, and you wasted no time opening the door, you had opened it so fast to the point the bell did not even finish echoing and ringing.

There he stood, Aegon, unscathed, but just standing with an umbrella in his hand that was leaking droplets, you let out a sigh of relief before you let him inside.

“What happened, Aegon?” You ask him after shutting the door behind you, and locking it. He simply turned to look at you for a moment before pulling you in for a hug, his face nuzzled into your neck as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, “Is everything alright?” you ask him and he nods his head against your neck, taking a deep breath as he breathes in your comforting scent.

“It's just—” he pulls away from the hug, “Me and Cass broke up.” He tells you and you go silent for a moment, blinking, trying to process what he said, “Ah— I see, you were dating her?” You asked and he nodded, “Since when?” You ask dumbfounded, not knowing Aegon was dating someone, “Two months.”

Your eyes widened as he revealed the time period, he sighed knowing what he messed up really badly, “Two months?! Aegon we've been getting together the entire time, why did you not tell me?” You yelled at him and he sighed, “She found out, that's the reason she broke up with me, I told her that you didn't know that we both were in a relationship, I don't know if she believed it.” He tries to de-escalate the situation, but you roll your eyes and scoff.

“Thank you Aegon, for making me look like a whore in someone's eye, I told you that I don't want to be in the friends with benefits relationship if we're both dating someone, it was a boundary that I've set, because that's cheating—” You began, “And you broke that.” You mutter the last part, all the emotional stress weighing you down.

“I didn't want to stop sleeping with you.” He confesses, “Then why did you get into a relationship with someone?” You question and he remains silent, not having a proper answer.

You sigh heavily before rubbing your temples with your hand, trying to soothe the ache that was forming in your head, “I'll talk to her and patch things up between you both,” You tell him and he shakes his head, “I didn't like her, besides I did not come here to ask you to patch things up between me and her.” He tells you and steps closer, “I came here because I realised one thing.” He whispers, his eyes boring into yours, and you couldn't look away, almost as if they are hypnotising you. “What is it?” You question and he leans down before pressing a peck to your lips. “That I love you.” The world had stopped moving the moment those words left his mouth, the sound of rain being the only thing both of you could hear, your lips trembled, trying to find an answer or a way to respond to this confession, Aegon isn't the type of guy that falls in love, so when those words come out of his mouth, it's pretty serious. “I—” You are interrupted with a kiss from him, his soft lips moving against yours in a gentle rhythm, you had tried not to give in, really tried, but the soft whimper he let out was enough to make your restraints fall apart and soon, you were kissing him back.

Lightning flashed and the thunder roared outside, and the rain began to pour even more heavily than before, his hands desperately pawed at your clothes, trying to grab any and all flesh he could find, he felt needy, desperate, hot, everything all at once.

You both pulled away at the same, and before you could say anything, Aegon carried you to the nearest surface to put you down on — which happens to be the kitchen platform — before continuing to kiss you, he wanted to be close to you, he wanted to be embraced by your comfort and warmth.

“I love you, I really do, I'm an asshole, I'm fucked in the head, but I really do love you.” He whispers against your lips and you look at him in haze, he pulls his face away from you, cupping your cheeks with both of his hands, “Please—” his voice was laced with grief, “Give me a chance,” You felt bad for him, at the way his voice was shaking, and you pulled him in for a hug, and he rested his head on your shoulder.

Warm tears flowed down your shoulder, trailing down to your collarbone as he cried, all the emotions he was holding back finally overflowing, he felt defeated, he knew he was wrong, he was shitty, the way he behaved with both you and Cassandra but that was because he was naive, naive to realise what his feelings were, after all, aegon never really got to regulate his emotions healthily.

“I know what's on your mind, if you get into a relationship with me, what's the chance that I won't cheat on you too, right?” He questions, sniffing and you mutter a ‘yes’

He pulls away from your shoulder, “That's because I love you, I didn't know what I wanted up until now.” He reassures, but you still couldn't help but have your doubts, “Please, I promise.” You watched as the tears continuously flowed down his cheeks and you tried to not feel any sympathy for him, because he was indeed an asshole, yet, you loved him, and you couldn't help but feel bad and guilty, so you just wiped his tears away and nodded, saying you'll give him a chance.

He hugged you right afterwards, and you caressed his back.

He began kissing your neck, trailing upwards to your ear and then to your face, pressing kisses all over it, before his hands grabbed your top and pulled it off you, leaving you in your bra. Aegon swallowed thickly, unbuckling your bra, revealing your bosom, he pressed kisses to the flesh before taking one in his mouth and suckling on it. This action comforted him for an odd reason, you simply held his head in place as he continuously suckled, licking and pivoting his tongue around the bud.

His hands resting on your thighs, making their way up under your skirt before they finally found your panties, his fingers hooked around the elastic of your underwear before pulling it down.

He wasted no time in settling between your legs, undoing his pants, pushing his cock out before he grabbed you by your hips and brought you closer to the edge of the counter so he could insert himself inside you.

You and Aegon had done this before, but for some odd reason, it felt more intimate, with his constant kissing and the way he held you had completely changed, he held you as if you were something fragile that would break, usually he would be rough, but today he was gentle, taking it slow.

His thrust slowly began to speed up and you rested your hands on his shoulders for leverage which he pried one off to place kisses on, you felt butterflies in your stomach at the action and you gasped as you felt him hit the sweet spot at the same time.

He chuckled, before intertwining your hand with his and changed the angle, constantly hitting the sweet spot and before you know it, you're spilling yourself all over him, you rest your head on his shoulder after a loud moan of his name escaped your lips, he thrusts a few more times before he too finishes inside you with a loud moan.

You both stay like that for a while, catching your breaths, “Will you give me a chance?” He asks again, voice nervously and you nod, “You better keep your promise.” You mutter before placing a kiss on his lips.

The emotions inside him ran wild, just like the storm outside.

— !  ݈݇- thank you so much for reading! i hope you enjoyed it <3 comments and reblogs are appreciated greatly ♡

[artofangelo]

nothing wrong with being a little inspired by catholicism right 🙏

[storge]

I've been loving your Autumn Ballad sets. Those two have so much chemistry. But I'm having a hard time getting through the episodes! They're so slow and the love quadrangle or whatever is ANNOYING. I'm on episode 6 and I still don't get why the female lead is even interested in the second lead??

Hello there friend! Thank you very much!!!! 💖💖💖🥺🥺🥺🥺

And I'm actually the opposite LOLOL. I have a few problems with the show but I am actually enjoying the pace of the drama. The episodes are moving along to me. And I'm probably in the minority, (of the already small amount of people watching this) but I actually LOVEEEE the Quad romance. 😂😂😂😂

Main boii falling in love with FL but is engaged to FL sisterrr.

DELICIOUSNESSSSS.

And all the while FL is trying to get together with his close friend.

MMMMMMMM YESSSS GIVE IT TO MEE

Then the tie in that they met as children and Sheee knows its him but he doesn't cause he thinks it's her sister.

LOVE TO SEEEEE ITTTTT

It's soooooo messssy and just so fun for me to watch 😂😂😂😂

In regards to the 2nd lead. I know he is boring in comparison to ML.... but you gotta remember, in the Grand scheme of things.... he is actually nice to our FL right now. And in that time period he is theeee best guy to marry. He is Rich, he is a kind, he got manners, and he isn't bad looking. Marrying him would be a goldmine to any woman. That's why in the show everyone wants to snatch him up. And since he indeed likes in our FL, I see why she is interested in trying to get him. He is her way for a life that isn't so miserable. Now do they fit together... no, but heyyy that time period, and her other options... I'm not hating on her.

[solunasimmer]

Clover Loves Colors: Too many colors.

Freshman year,  Summer.

[personuhh]

Welp. I knew the Yosuke Romance mod would be a shitshow. Here we are.

[aphroditestummyrolls]

🌸👍🏻✨

[barbiehytes]

Hey! Since people are always asking you for fic recs, maybe you could do a masterpost and put it on your bio so we could access it on mobile? Even just the link for the tags you use would be great. If that's not too much trouble, of course.

Hiiiiiiiiii angel 💓💓

Ok LISTEN this sounds so cool and amazing, i love this idea! I defff need to try to get my life together and actually do it

I started a branjie f/f collection thing on ao3 (cause one of my friends asked) but is nowhere near finishhh so that's why I haven't shared it here.

Maybe it'll be easier for me to finish that instead of starting a masterpost here from scratch?? And i think i can link works from other sites there so I can include AQ fics? Idk bear with meeee babeesss. But yess fic rec list coming in 2020 !!!!

[dominicvail]

poor Dani in these bts featurettes she sounds So sick and it must Really suck having to spend your day talking on bts interviews when ur voice is going