#sorry these are really terrible 🤣
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Ty for tagging me @nerdieforpedro!! ❤️
Gonna cheat a bit and use some of my idea that aren’t 100% in progress yet
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#sorry these are really terrible 🤣#pedro pascal#fan fiction#ao3#pedro pascal smut#smut#fic rec#pedro pascal characters#fluff#the mandalorian#luke skywalker#dinluke#jack daniels x you#javier peña x reader#marcus moreno fanfiction#joel miller x f!reader#marc spector
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for months i genuinely wholeheartedly could not tell the 911 guys apart and this is so important for me to stress bc throughout my life i have prided myself on being able to tell twins apart really easily and liking being that person to connect faces to other things ive watched or honestly just seen in passing like i could track down a random commercial actress and shit and i mean i suppose part of that is not knowing their characters and they just twin all the time but i apologize still im aware that mans last name is diaz and now i feel like im sitting here laid up @ all the tumblr lesbians like haha damn so thats buck x eddie? that said idk if im like happy i know any of this.
#but it’s chill it feels like a good part of the tumblr ecosystem most of the time i’m like just there enough to be like yuppp i know that#guy. sometimes u talk abt them and im like i just don’t know if its that crazy. then u say some other stuff and i’m like ok that is lowkey#crazy but still i think even if i ever watched it. which i dont rlly plan on. but if it happened i think id have to move in silence#oh god a skunk went off right outside my window man 🙄😒😒😒😒😒😔 anywayzuh i don’t think i need to contribute to any of these conversations but#god knows i love to jump on anything to give my thoughts. so. we shallnt#abby talks#and well u know i’m sorry i think u have to know i’m on a fragile branch (my way of saying thin ice obnoxiously)#when it comes to any of these shows. let alone these circumstances. like u have to know i’m looking any going hmm… is this really just some#guy tho. bc like many such cases. it feels good to know it’s a lot of dykes but like when is the last time everyone flocked to a character#as such. i’m blanking. it certainly can’t be unprecendented.#what are u SAYING bro 🤣😎‼️😭#ok woah this is so terrible im hungry i dont want to go downstairs and make food come back up and have to go down and brush my teeth again#but i don’t think i have anything up hereeee… and either way it smells of a skunk fucking everywhereeee. i say from the place ive been#sitting the past 15 minutes. in my bed <3#i feel like i’m confessing my sins#but what i was getting at is there’s certainly something there. compels me#who said that president snow or smth
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so I've been really burned out these past 2 weeks and started rewatching the first tv show I've ever watched - the vampire diaries
gosh rewatching this 10 years later as an adult feels so unique? and watching it in english too? because i change my opinion on things like every 2-3 episodes
#caroline still slays I'm sorry i don't make the rules#damon is so fucked up omg like this is the guy who was shitting on Katherine and the originals for being bad AHAHAHAHAH#and when i was 14 i hadn't even recognized/realized how terrible was Damon's abuse towards Caroline#now I'm like 👁️👄👁️#never liked tyler still doesn't like him he's just a teen boy full of repressed anger sorry#surprised that Matt haven't even changed in 8 seasons lol#elena was actually amazing in s1 what happened#stelena slays in the first season give me more#jeremy is very bland like i forget that he's there sometimes#bonnie still slays AGAIN#forgot that Caroline had a crush on stefan that's so funny and fucked up because they got married and he sacrificed himself for his brother#in literally the same day 🤣#btw haven't watched seasons 6-8 my mom told me all the juicy details and we laughed at them together#REALLY want to watch/rewatch the originals too i don't remember why i dropped it#anyway talk tvd to me because i feel like a teenager again lol#jey talks
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I’m just being annoying now but I have to say one more I love it about the duck fic!
I ❤️ IT!!!!!!
ahh but my dear you could never annoy me with your love!! 🥹🥰
i’m so ducking glad you loved it so ducking much my dear duckling 😉😆🫶🏼
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I can see how him being a descendant of a samurai clan could play into his character. The main trait of samurai was that they had blind, obedient loyalty. If a shogun asked you to do anything, you did it, without question. Toto would probably be praised for his "reacting without thinking" because it's what Ron needs of him anytime they're together. Even finding out what Ron does to people and knowing how eccentric he can get, Toto never left ( I mean, we wouldn't have a story if he did, but still).
They were also raised to be well educated at their point in time. To us the level they were at then would be considered the bare minimum of education today, which kinda works to this concept's favor. Toto could certainly fit the bill since he's not supposed to be brilliantly intelligent like the other main character Ron. He's just a bumbling idiot when it comes to solving crime, but he appears to be competent enough in other areas. He's definitely aware of all the normal social cues Ron blatantly ignores when he's out in public, maybe we could have it be he also knows about rich people party etiquette?
Samurai only really came from rich families, so having Toto be rich but be noble and not obnoxious about it is a good tie-in. Being rich allows him to keep up with any of Ron's shenanigans without real worry. I also like to think he's not worried about losing his position as a detective because he needs the money, but because he wants to help people that d*mn much. It all ties back into why he's working with Ron and why he hasn't lost so much patience with him and just left by now. Working with Ron gives him the best opportunity to save as many people as he can in his position.
He would have absolutely flunked out of being a samurai in the proper time periods due to his physical condition (Not to say its bad per-say, but they've made a mention of how Ron's been bored for so long that he practically trains at a professional sportsman level). But thanks to modern day situations, he could be considered as a modern equivalent to something that could be worded as Ron's personal samurai.
The further the manga goes, the more I have questions for Toto. Why is he so rich??? Like, I don't believe these apartments are cheap, especially considering how few there are and the owner's mansion is nearby. Moreover, the cookies that Toto bought for his Grandma were not cheap either. They are quite expensive, and only +/- reach people can buy them on a regular basis. Toto also bought A LOT OF souvenirs when he visited Kawasemi. So Toto, you are actually a rich??!
Heya!
During the first chapter, Toto admitted that his parents were too busy that they didn’t have any time for him, the reason his grandmother stepped up to raise him.
Of course it is not an indication that they are well-to-do, they might be working full time as office workers or factory employees that taking care of a child wasn’t a part of the plan. But I’m looking at his apartment. It suggests that he is living in a two-floor flat.
The usual cheap apartments (apāto) in Japan only have one floors. He has a second floor that goes to another room. I guess, his bedroom.
A typical apāto uses “an elevated mezzanine or loft as sleeping space.” Toto clearly has a second floor. So his pad is better than the others.
So yes, Toto, who can go abroad without qualms accompanying Ron, I cannot imagine that he’s without a lot of money that gives him the ability to take a break when needed. A member of the old rich.
He might be part of the Isshiki clan, whose ancestors were samurai and daimyo during the Sengoku Period. We will never know. Everything is possible.
#Sorry I turned this into a character study.#But yeah I think it could work.#I know it wouldn't work for the character#but wouldn't it be cool if he found out he could be a really good martial artist/weapons master because of the whole “React before thinking#Not that they really need it due to Ron getting a hold on the culprit's brains.#But its not the most terrible ace in the hole to have on standby.#Ron has probably deduced it by now -#But i'd like to see a frame of him being utterly SHOCKED by how rich Isshiki could actually be.#I already think Ron's pretty rich since he's a landlord.#But just have everyone around them find out that TOTO is the truly rich one here would be funny.#Everyone would all say that he's not completely useless now 🤣#totomaru isshiki#ron kamonohashi#totomaru lore#akira amano#ron kamonohashi forbidden deductions#ron kamonohashi deranged detective#kamonohashi ron no kindan suiri
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Now how many of you would hate me for not wanting to finish hey Cupid for the second time in a row. 🤡
#now before i get ahead of myself#I’m just feeling so unmotivated?? like I get random spurs to want to write more chapters but#in theory it was great until I had to put pen to paper#I feel genuinely like a terrible writer 🤣 but I’m just gonna be honest w myself#so rn I’m probably not gonna finish it but I’m gonna keep trying#and I know they say don’t write for people only write for yourself#but coming from someone who is quite literally a people pleaser in everything I do#I kinda like the knowledge of people enjoying what I’m putting out but it doesn’t really seem like it yk#so I’m just#yeah#this is my new therapy coming to terms w the stuff I would’ve probably kept to myself#sorry for all the crap I’ve dumped into this#sorry
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can’t pay rent, sorry !
✎ᝰ — telling the batboys that you can’t pay rent this month as a prank
♡⃕ — bruce wayne, dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake x reader
♡⃕ — genre + warnings: fluff & jason and tim catching on immediately mmcht
♡⃕ — a/n: it’s this tiktok trend where the woman would tell their partner/husband “I can’t pay rent this month” and the reactions be sooooo funny 🤣🤣
꒰ BRUCE WAYNE ꒱
Ꮺ “I hope you’re not at mad at me love but, I can’t pay rent this month.” bruce turned around to face you and his face displayed a mix of confusion and concern. he’s thinking to himself, “when have y/n ever pay for the rent?”. he’s genuinely concerned cause why would he let his significant pay for rent when the mansion is paid in full?
Ꮺ you’re trying your best to keep a poker face and look sad, but you can’t fool the greatest detective. he notices the small details of you biting your cheek, suppressing a smile, your hands behind your back, he notices you trying to trick him
Ꮺ “my love, when did we ever have to pay for the home? you know what, do you know what company takes care of any of our bills? why would I let you stress about any bills? have I ever asked you to pay a bill?” the questions continued on until you stood there with not a single answer. bruce leans back in his chair and waits with a smirk on his face
Ꮺ “when those bills show up again, let me know so I can take care of it, okay?” he gets up to kisses your forehead and goes back to his work
꒰ DICK GRAYSON ꒱
Ꮺ “dick I’m sorry but I can’t pay rent this month.” dick paused what he was doing and turned his attention to you. he was extremely confused cause last time he checked, he assigned you as his beautiful partner who spends his money willingly and not to worry about bills
Ꮺ he went on and asked you the reason as to why, you explained how your job haven’t been giving you hours lately. he slightly cocked his head to the side, responding with, “baby, how many times have I told you never to worry about the bills?” “I know but I didn’t want to have you stressing and I feel like I should do my part with living here :(“
Ꮺ he cups your cheek with his hand and brushes it with his thumb, “your part is being the pretty, funny, and smart partner that lives with me. in addition to rambling about anything and loving me, ‘kay?” you stayed quiet and he lightly squished your cheeks, waiting for an answer
Ꮺ you nodded and gave a small smile at him. he smiled back and placed a kiss on your lips and said, “love you” afterward <3
꒰ JASON TODD ꒱
Ꮺ “hey jay, I don’t wanna stress you but I can’t pay my half of the rent. I’m sorry, this month came up a bit short for me.” you try to say in distress. jason had his back turned and snickered to himself. he questioned himself as to whether or not he should play along with your lil prank
Ꮺ of course he chose to mess with you, very jason of him, and played along with whatever scheme you’re plotting. the thing is that he already seen that trend on his for you page, but for your sake, he’ll go with it
Ꮺ he asks why and you tried to give him a terrible excuse of your spending habits, you told him that you’ll do better and tried to make it seem like you were stressing over this. Meanwhile, the man in front of you is keeping his poker face in check and trying not to laugh at your attempt of worrying him
Ꮺ he ends up laughing, you looked confused as to why he’s laughing, and he explains how he’s seen this before. it shouldn’t be shocking cause you send him couple tiktoks all the time, of course he would see it at some point
Ꮺ you stood there dumbfounded, he shrugged his shoulders and continued about what he was doing. he looked back to you and let out another snicker, in amusement of your reaction of course
꒰ TIM DRAKE ꒱
Ꮺ “hey tim, don’t freak out but I can’t my part of rent. I’m really really sorry.” you try to say in distress. tim hummed and continued on the research that he was doing. he wasn’t paying attention to what you were saying to be honest. well, at least you thought he wasn’t…
Ꮺ you repeated your sentence again and he responded with another, “mhm, don’t worry about it love.” you were confused as to why there was no reaction and went up to face him
Ꮺ “aren’t you going to ask me why I can’t help pay?” you asked him. tim shocked his head and continued on with his research
Ꮺ you walked away in frustration that the prank failed and before you left the room completely, tim replied, “my parent’s pay for our housing and even I don’t stress about that. also, seen the trend y/n, it won’t work.”
Ꮺ a reaction of surprise came upon from you, you forgot that tim’s for you page is almost like yours, and didn’t think that he would see the trend before you do. you cursed yourself from sending him so many couple tiktoks
♡⃕ HIIIIIII I MISS THIS BLOG SO MUCH :((( I miss writing for my batboys
♡⃕ this my first time writing for tim, im scared i miss characterized him 😞
♡⃕ I’ve been gone for so long but I promise I’m back fr 🙂↕️
♡⃕ lowkey wanna do this for jjk too….what we thinking ?
𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐏 💗: psalm 86:11
© 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽
#⁎˚ ໒ 🎧🫧 ( a piece from mia ) ˚ ⁎#dc comics fluff#dc comics headcanons#batman fluff#batman headcanon#bruce wayne fluff#bruce wayne headcanon#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne x you#bruce wayne x y/n#bruce wayne x black reader#nightwing fluff#nightwing headcanon#nightwing x reader#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x you#dick grayson x black reader#jason todd fluff#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#jason todd x black reader#tim drake fluff#tim drake headcanon#tim drake x reader#tim drake x you#tim drake x black reader
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Happier than ever | C.L.16 - M.V.1
Pairing : Charles Leclerc x Singer!reader (Female), Max Verstappen x Singer!reader (Female)
Summary : She moves on, he regrets
Warning : terrible english, charles beeing miserable swearing (like two words i think)
Part 2 of Traitor
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username am i smelling date night ?🧐
username first time seeing max in the likes 🧐 ynusername yall are like the FBI. It's scary
hater she already moved on from charles ? well that was quick
username are you even aware of what went down? hater no need. she's jumping from a driver to another. She's a slut username that's actually embarassing for you
maxverstappen you look beautiful liefde 😘
ynusername tysm 🤭🤭🩷
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ynusername HARD LAUNCH because my baby is so cute
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username rue? when was this ?
ynusername right after new years 🤭
username ch*rles looking at this : 😨
carlossainz i'm hearing him sobbing in his driver room ynusername CARLOS don't encourage this 🤣(tell me all about it)
maxverstappen the baby picture really wasn't necessary liefde
ynusername oh but it was maxverstappen where did you get this anyway ? ynusername i can't reveal my sources... IT WAS DANIEL danielricciardo TRAITOR
landonorris you're stealing my husband ?
ynusername i didn't steal anything, he came on his own will 😘 maxverstappen true, i did. landonorris crying and throwing up
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f1gossip max spotted attending Y/N Y/L/N show, and the two spotted after that closer than ever
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username um... privacy?
username istg
username let's all hope he doesn't do her dirty like ch*rles 😞
username if he does, we'll have an album tho... username you're twisted, get some help
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ynusername mixed feelings between being horny because he's so hot or being sad because he's so cute
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username you're a pr nightmare
ynusername i'm a dream come true what are you talking about
maxverstappen i don't want you to cry, so the first option it is
ynusername how about you pass by then ? 😏
redbullracing your car is ready whenever you come by Y/N
ynusername that's why you're my favorites scuderiaferrari we miss you... come back we'll let you drive 😞 ynusername alway's when it's too late...
carlossainz now the sobbing is all around the motor home
maxverstappen he should be crying, he lost a diamond maxverstappen i should be thanking him tho ? ynusername stop it both of you i don't want to be all over the F1 drama accounts
landonorris y/n what is this caption ?
ynusername nothing, just an inchident, on the race maxverstappen so much for not wanting to be around drama 🤔 ynusername sorry baby, i'm stchupid
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#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#cl16 x y/n#cl16 x reader#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#mv1 x reader#mv1 imagine#mv1 fic#mv1 x you#max verstappen smau
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The Comment's Section (pt.10)
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Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader
─ · · SUMMARY: an epilogue (no spoilers here!).
─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, slowburn, fluff, light angst, cheesiness, friends that act like lovers, friends to lovers, mutual pining, attempt at humour, social media au, officially lovers.
─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | PART SEVEN | PART EIGHT
─ · · A/N: my last smosh fic! thank you all seriously for all the support. I wouldn't have written as much as I did for the fandom without the comments, reblogs and tags I have had the pleasure of receiving. I may come back once I get through the creative burnout i'm feeling for smosh but who knows! Anways-uh... enjoy!
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A few years later...
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(name)s_username Never really been much of a secret just how much I love my best friend that I can now, officially, call my husband 🫶
Thank you, Spencer, for dealing with my bullshit, for calling me out, letting me cry on your shoulder, yell in your face, eat everything in your fridge and yet still find ways to love me, all of me, and never make me question it for a moment. Thank you, my love, for showing me what love can feel like, what it can look like, and how it can be practiced.
It does not feel like twenty years have gone by but then again, I see you everyday and now I get that with the promise of forever. I love you and that is something I will never take for granted.
*No pictures from the wedding, sorry everyone but I'm keeping those for myself, friends, and family :-) Have roadtrip pictures instead!
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spennser gosh, I didn't know we were hard-launching already?!
↳ (name)s_username babe, we did that nearly five years ago... 😬
username01 I will NEVER get over these two! 😭 I want a love like this! Its been so incredibly beautiful and fulfilling watching you two interact on screen together, congratulations! You both deserve nothing but happiness! #(yourshipname)isforever
username31 why is nobody else commenting about that last picture 🤣
co_mill you have me inspired to re-new my vows! Gosh, I remember meeting you both for the first time and seeing that initial re-spark and to see it, to celebrate it now, gosh-bestie you have my crying. I'm so happy for you both 🫶 #(yourshipname)isforever
↳ (name)s_username you have me sobbing now too! and I told myself I wouldn't cry anymore today! 😭 thank you for always believing in us (even when we didn't lol) ↳ co_mill of course! some people are just meant to be, just at a different time. ❤️❤️ ↳ (name)s_username couldn't have said it better myself ❤️❤️ ↳ username24 okay but why is this thread the most wholesome thing on the interweb??? ↳ username00 who tf says "interweb?"
username69 still don't understand why anyone would care about such a terrible person like yourself. The biggest liar is here and everyone knows it- you lie to yourself too.
username31 congratulations!!! 🎉
username12 OMG THEY GOT MARRIED????? 🥳 YESSSS #(yourshipname)isforever
shayne_topp woah! you got married? OMG I did that too!
↳ (name)s_username oh shit really? I'm still trying to figure out if I like this whole marriage thing or not... /sarcasm ↳ shayne_topp ehhh, I mean, I don't know about you but I have a pretty killer marriage. You and Spencer can try... ↳ (name)s_username SPENCER!! 👺 ↳ spennser yes, love? ❤️ ↳ (name)s_username do we have a better marriage than shourtney? 🥹 ↳ spennser I-uh... 😬 ↳ anthony_padilla (psst, just say yes!) ↳ spennser yes! 😄 ↳ (name)s_username see shanye! take that! 😄 ↳ username88 "yes, love" AHHHHHHHHHHH 💞
username33 #(yourshipname)isforever #(yourshipname)isforever #(yourshipname)isforever #(yourshipname)isforever
username29 YESSS LET"S GOOOOO BOYSSSSS!!!!!!
filmingamanda does this mean I can't make anymore "spencer is attractive jokes, now?"
↳ (name)s_username I mean... you're not wrong so I won't stop you 😉
username90 this all feels surreal... but congrats!! 👏
ianhecox proud of you both, truly ❤️
chickenshopdate and here goes another ex of mine getting married. WHEN WILL IT BE MY TIME GOD??? PLEASEEE
phatchance you both looked so beautiful today 🫶
tomeybones wishing you both years of happiness to come!!
username12 I hate you, so much now.
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spennser today and everyday from now, I get the pleasure of waking up in my spouses arms. if you would have asked me in college that I would be dating a movie star, comedian, writer, and director as talented, smart, and gorgeous as (name); I would have, quite frankly, told you to shut up and fuck off.
Funny how things change, huh? I now cannot think of a singular day without you in it and cannot remember a day without you in my life. I am so incredibly thankful that you fell in love with me, trusted me with your heart up until now and for forever.
You will always have my love and support. My arms to welcome you back home and I will make sure you never question how much I love you, my love and show you everyday just how much you mean to me.
*No pictures from the wedding! Keeping that private, please do not go looking for pictures.
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(name)s_username I love you, so much. 🫶
↳ spennser I love you. 🫶
username01 AHHHHH. 😭 No but like- AHHHHH you GUYsss are killing me here. After years of waiting im now dying here. My heart cannot take this level of sweetness 🫶 #(yourshipname)isforever
smosh #(yourshipname)isforever
smoshgames #(yourshipname)isforever
smoshpit #(yourshipname)isforever
↳ username99 not all the smosh channels coming together LMAO 😂
username24 "So this is love, mhmm, mhmm, so this is what makes like divine~" - (name) x Spencer
username68 babe, wake up! (name) and Spencer actually got married! #(yourshipname)isforever
damienhass you guys are so stinkin' cute 😊
username77 eh. I bet it'll last a year or two before Spencer gets sick of em.
anthonypadilla with everyone getting married im beginning to feel left out...
↳ ianhecox I mean... we could always get married?
username33 I love that this whole post is about Spence being both genuinely so happy the get to call (name) there's but also wondering how on earth he managed to get with (name) too XD
username90 wishing the couple nothing but happiness and respect 🫡
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─ · · A/N: and holy shit! the comments section is finally over! thank you all again for reading this far, I hope you all have enjoyed reading this series as much as I did writing it. 🫶 - I will always think about this lol
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#smosh#smosh games#smosh fanfic#smosh fanfiction#spencer agnew#spencer x reader#spencer agnew x reader#spencer agnew fanfic#spencer agnew fanfiction#spencer agnew imagine#fanfic#fanfiction#simp-ly#simp-ly-writes#smosh x reader#social media au#youtube au#au#mutual pining#friends to lovers#angst#fluff#fluff and angst#humor#friends that act like lovers#gender neutral reader#slowburn#x reader
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Dream a Little Dream (of Me)- Chapter 5
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
Even more fun new abilities, like making Alastor have a real conversation!
I'm sorry, I know it's been forever- I have a terrible habit of getting caught up at chapter 5 on all of my fics for some reason 🤣 the new banner was created by my beloved @fraugwinska who is this fic's #1 hype woman (ily 💕)
I've hit a point in this story where I think I'm going to start implementing a few more plot elements- I love writing the smut but I have some fun ideas for actual story; they can only do so much before something else is needed to keep it going, so going forward there will be a bit less of a focus on the sexual aspects of the reader's relationship with Alastor and more on some emotional parts and world-building. I hope that's not too disappointing, and that you all will stick along for the ride with us <3
For weeks following your fleeing of his bedroom, Alastor is in an absolutely foul mood.
The night after your argument, your silent lounging on your bed- in your own bedroom once again, sleep deprived and irritated, unwilling again to interact with anyone else’s dreams- is disturbed by a shuddering of the hotel and loud, clattering thumps coming from down the hall. You stumble bleary-eyed into the hallway with everyone else, Charlie identifying the disturbance as coming from Alastor’s room and knocking gently on the door.
When he opens it he looks distraught, eyes wide, smile strained, his hair looking like he’s been running his hands through it constantly, tugging at it. “What is it,” he asks the Princess, and to Charlie’s credit she doesn’t shrink back from him when she asks if he’s okay, tells him that he’s disturbing everyone’s sleep.
He locks eyes with you where you stand a few feet away, still hovering halfway into your own room. “Perfectly fine,” he tells Charlie, but his eyes don’t leave your face. “Merely a… nightmare, I suppose. More of a disappointing dream than anything else, really.”
You duck back into your room with a slam of the door, chest heaving with your anger and frustration and not listening to whatever else he had to say to Charlie. What right did he have to say that you were a disappointment? You didn’t even know what he wanted from you, let alone what you had done wrong- what, not wanting to kill people? You were no saint, having ended up in Hell in the first place, but you had morals still, lines you wouldn’t cross. Regardless of anything that had happened between you thus far, any yearning or feelings that might have resulted from it, you wouldn’t change who you were as a person for him. You came to the hotel seeking redemption, for fuck’s sake- how could he think that he could ask that of you?
You start booking other hotel rooms with the money you’re earning as the Resident Events Coordinator- honestly, Charlie probably pays you way too much, but it's helping you in the meantime so you aren’t going to complain- and you’ll camp out for a few days at a time and practice your abilities in the dreams of others. It’s fun for a while, to innocently mess with people by creating clones and turning things upside down. You find that once you’ve been inside someone’s dreams you can almost tune into their thoughts like a radio broadcast now- a little concentration and you get fleeting snippets of consciousness from them; grocery lists, work tasks, gossip. It’s nothing like it had been with Alastor, like you were deep-diving into his brain, seeing his memories through his eyes. He might have been right about your connection to him being what allowed such a thinking to happen, since you showed no signs of being able to do such a thing with anyone else.
Charlie notices how often you’re away from the Hotel, because she’s doing everything in her power to keep you there aside from having Vaggie physically restrain you. She keeps proposing new activities for you to coordinate, from a night at the club to an outing at LuLu World, and most recently she had you planning a trip to her father’s mansion for some fancy dinner and tour- Lucifer himself wouldn’t be interacting with them beyond the actual meal, he was just opening the space to them so they could all see where Charlie had grown up, another lesson in ‘empathy’ that Charlie hoped would help them make progress.
So you spent the evening making sure that everyone was corralled into the correct locations and not slipping off where they shouldn’t be. Angel had already tried to convince Husk to raid the wine cellar with him, Niffty was lamenting that she wasn’t allowed into the King’s personal quarters to clean, and Charlie was growing more and more frustrated that rooms she wanted to show the group had been filled with rubber ducks. Alastor keeps his distance from you, occasionally fading into the shadows to go do his own thing- you hope Charlie and Lucifer don’t hold it against you that you have no ability to control that man.
Dinner calms everyone down, wine and delicious food putting everyone in a better mood while Lucifer dazzled them with magic and stories about Charlie as a child. You laugh along with everyone but you can feel Alastor’s eyes on you the entire meal, and when you finally steal a glance at him he’s looking away.
Typical.
You help Vaggie herd everyone into their rooms- their own rooms, to Angel’s disappointment at not being able to share with Husk- and leave Alastor to Charlie so she can berate him about not making an effort to get along with her dad, snippy barbs flying across the table at each other between stories. You tell the girls that you’ll stay up a bit later to make sure no one does any ill-advised exploring in the night, and bid them a goodnight as you head off to clean up from dinner. Lucifer seemed to have used his magic to take care of most of the food mess, but he’s nowhere to be seen when you return to the dining room so you take your time in stacking plates and organizing the dishes so that whatever staff he might have has an easier time of taking care of it all.
Just after midnight finds you seated on the couch in Lucifer’s library, your eyes surprisingly not bleary with a need for sleep despite not having truly rested in days. Everyone else is asleep- you focus your powers for a moment and can’t pinpoint anything coming from the others, other than an unpleasant staticky noise that comes from Alastor’s room. The fireplace crackles pleasantly a few feet away from you, the comforting smell of old books surrounding you and making things feel… calmer than they have as of late, with Alastor stomping around the hotel like some angry beast and refusing to interact with you at all. He was always making this expression towards you, like he wants to say something, or wants you to say something, and it was wearing away at your resolve.
You didn’t want to have this distance between you. Even beyond the more intimate moments that you had shared, Alastor had always been good company; he was helping you learn more about your powers, even if it was only to sate his curiosity; outside of his bedroom he was friendly and fun, and would probably rather die again than admit that he enjoyed the company of the others as well. Throughout of the course of this… thing between you, something had changed on your side. You think about the night he tore his stitches, the words you had whispered before realizing he had passed out above you.
“I would be yours. Forever. For as long as you want.”
The words still sit uncomfortably true in your ribcage, make the rift between the two of you feel even wider. Maybe it would be easier if he knew- if you could take his avoidance of you as an answer. You wanted to find him, try to have a proper conversation about boundaries when it came to your power- have a proper conversation about your feelings, and-
A throat clears in the doorway of the library, and when you turn Alastor himself stands in the doorway. “I hope I’m not intruding,” he says stiffly without stepping into the room, and you wave a hand at him to indicate that he can join you. He stands at the other end of the room still, closer to the fire, and won’t meet your eyes. “I heard you telling Charlotte that you would keep an eye on everyone tonight- but I know you haven’t slept. I’m happy to take up the watch if you would like me to place a temporary pocket dimension in your room, or transport you back to the hotel for the night.”
You want to drop it- ignore the fight that still hovers frustratingly between the two of you when Alastor is offering an out. His way of apologizing, perhaps, but your thoughts from earlier are still there. You needed to actually talk about it, or the pair of you would just keep coming back to the same issue.
“It depends. Does accepting your offer mean that we wouldn’t be talking about how you casually mentioned having me kill people for you? Because in that case, no thank you.” You watch the fire instead of him, how the flames twist and dance with one another as he stiffens at your words.
“I… regret how that evening transpired,” he says at last, ignoring your sigh as he comes closer to the couch. “I’ve thought on the matter and I recognize how such a request-”
“A request that you made seem like a command,” you remind him, “with that shit you pulled with the leash.”
He takes a deep breath, the flames flickering green behind him as he tried to keep his composure. “Yes, I can see now how that would have upset you. Regardless- I recognize how such a request was inappropriate, even if we did have a tentative agreement in regards to my limits with your powers. I understand that it is a boundary for you, and I will do my best not to test that again.”
You finally turn to look at him, and he looks… properly abashed. But there was no way he would have come up with that on his own, not with the glee that had been evident in his features when he brought up the idea. “Did Charlie help you with that?” You ask, and he scowls- which is less scary than he probably hopes it is, and is more a confirmation than anything else.
“I may have sought her expertise in handling interpersonal conflict,” he says, his stiff posture finally loosening up as he joins you on the couch. “Apologies do not come easily to me- not sincere ones, anyway. I don’t-” He clenches his fist and turns away from you, dark shadows crawling across the floor in arcs away from him. “I don’t know how to have something in my grasp without possessing it entirely. We have a deal but it’s not one that grants me the liberties that I would prefer in regards to your powers and your actions.”
You take a deep breath and scoot closer to him. “I appreciate you being honest with me,” you offer, and he grimaces like the idea is distasteful. “Listen, I’m sure you think having feelings makes you weaker or something but really, it’s important to talk about these things. And to apologize… which I accept. But if we want to keep, you know, experimenting with my powers and whatever else, I think we need to have specific guidelines of what we expect of each other that isn’t crossing any boundaries for either of us. What, exactly, do you want?”
Alastor seems to struggle with himself for a moment, clenching his hands and refusing to meet your eyes. “I… I’m not quite sure what I want,” he says, like the words of ignorance pain him. “I’ve despised having to keep my distance from you since our disagreement. To see you laughing with the others and turning away from me with that look on your face was unpleasant to say the least. I don’t want that space between us again- if you’re amenable to the idea I think I would like to have you back in my bedroom, once I have repaired the bayou dimension.”
“You want to be closer then- physically.” You hop cushions, sitting right beside him and placing a hand on his knee. “That’s fine, we can do that- you’ll have to tell me what happened to the bayou sometime, though.” He nods stiffly, hesitating a moment before he places his hand over yours on his knee. “Anything else?”
“In regards to your powers, I would still like to experiment if you will allow me.” Alastor lifts your hand from his knee and presses a soft kiss to the back of it. “I understand that hurting others is a limit you will not cross-”
“I won’t hurt you either, if that was your idea of trying to get around that.”
He frowns. “Too clever for your own good- I suppose that is part of the reason that I tolerate you. Very well- I will not ask you to cause physical harm to anybody, period. I also still would like to ask that I am the only one who knows of your abilities for the time being.”
“Done. I do have a condition of my own.” You turn to face him fully, and pull his hand to your heart. “I don’t want this to be a proper deal- no soul binding or anything like that. I would want the rope from our wager removed.” He stiffens at that, but he doesn’t jerk away from you like you expected so you continue. “We have to be able to trust each other if we want any sort of relationship to work, whether it be for experimentation or something more. We should be able to follow each other’s requests and boundaries without needing it sealed with a chain- that doesn’t give us any room to adapt or change as my powers grow and situations shift.”
His jaw clenches, and he doesn’t look at you for a long moment, instead keeping his eyes trained on the flames before he finally nods- you bite your lip to keep from grinning or doing something stupid, like shouting in excitement. “I hope you realize what you are asking of me,” he says finally. “I don’t generally keep people close to me that I cannot control or own in some way or another. It keeps me detached from needing people, or caring about their approval. But I do believe I want those things from you, which is why I am agreeing to these terms. Please understand that this is… new territory for me.”
You lace your fingers through his. “It is for me, too. But that’s where the trust comes in- I have to trust that you’ll respect my boundaries without the compulsion of a deal, and you trust that I’m here with you because I want to be- whether you just want to continue experimenting with my powers or… anything else.”
Alastor’s red eyes glance at you from his peripheral. “Anything else, you say? I take it to mean that you also wish for things to return as they were between us in an intimate manner?” Your face flushes but you nod, and to your relief he smiles softly and reaches across the scant distance between you to touch your shoulder. “I would like that as well,” he says, and cups your cheek in one hand, leaning in so your foreheads rest against one another. His breath ghosts across your lips, and you realize with startling clarity that this would be the first time you’ve kissed him outside of dreams; the first one in reality, a milestone to mark the resolvement of your disagreement. You embrace it, leaning in and letting your lips meet, a gentle pressure before your mouth opens with a gasp when he trails his free hand up your thigh to caress the skin under your shorts with his thumb. “So soft,” he murmurs into the kiss, almost absently, and then he’s pulling you to him, maneuvering so you sit sideways in his lap. He lets his fingers creep a bit further under the hem of your shorts. “May I?”
“Please,” you whine, and he grants you mercy by snapping your clothing out of existence so he can make unhindered contact with your skin. His fingers move slowly, tracing through the wetness along the folds of your entrance before he parts them and slips a digit inside. The short weeks that have passed since the last time you were with him feel like a lifetime, but he still knows the intricacies of your body like a well loved instrument; a second finger follows, and pressure against the spot inside you that makes you see stars. “Fuck, Alastor…”
He steals the rest of your words with his mouth, his tongue snaking in to tangle with yours, drinking down the sounds you make like ambrosia. Another finger, and you twist in Alastor’s hold to grind yourself down against them, to angle your hips to guide him more effectively where you want him to go. “Someone is eager, hm?” He pulls back to whisper in your ear, hand finally leaving your face to come around your back, pulling you as close as he can to his body while still working his fingers inside you. His thumb comes into play, brushing with perfect pressure on your clit, dipping into the wetness that coats his fingers so the slide of it is slick and perfect. Tension builds inside you, muscles shaking as you ride Alastor’s hand towards a sloppy orgasm. He brings his mouth to your chest, sharp teeth nipping at the sensitive skin there before sucking gently, still making eye contact when you glance down at him through the haze of pleasure that threatens to overwhelm you. “Go on, darling,” he says softly, laving his tongue over the marks he’s sucked into your skin, fingers thrusting more insistently as everything in you coils tighter than a spring. “Cum for me, go on-”
You cry out his name as it takes you over, the electric flash of ecstasy that consumes you from the pit of your stomach to the tips of your fingers as Alastor works you through it. You can feel your heartbeat in your eyes from the force of it, a soft throbbing that you know Alastor is experiencing where his digits are still inside the grip of your internal walls. Everything is tingly and fuzzy afterward, as your pulse returns to normal and your breathing slows, aware now of the soft kisses that Alastor is pressing into your collarbone.
He removed his fingers from you, bringing them up to his mouth to drag his tongue up and down the length of them while you blush. And despite the pleasure he’s already given you, you want more- you grind your hips down to convey the sentiment, the mess of your orgasm still evident and soaking through the front of his trousers where you can feel the hard ridge of his cock. He hisses at the friction, twisting a hand up into your hair while the other grips your hip and pulls you down harder. “You tempt me, my dear,” he says, “but someone is coming.”
“I don’t hear anything,” you mutter, continuing to rock your hips in little circles. Even with how sensitive you are, the pressure against your clit feels damningly good, too good to stop or heed his warning. “And if someone comes in, I’ll handle it.”
Alastor laughs out loud. “Oh, you’ll handle it, will you? By all means then, have at it.” He gestures vaguely towards his pelvis, unaware of the trick that you’ve been holding up your sleeve in your recent solo experimentations. You would never get a better opportunity to surprise him, you think, as you rip the belt from his pants and help him shimmy them off, his thick erection beading with fluid at the tip when it’s freed.
You lean back against the couch cushions, pulling him down with you and using a gentle hand to guide him to your entrance. You let out a soft whimper as he pushes into you, breath punching out of you with a gasp when he sinks to the hilt in one swift thrust. You tangle a hand into his hair, gripping the base of one of his antlers and grinning when his hips jerk against you at the action. His eyes are half-lidded and soft as he stares down at you, seeming to have to focus on slowing down when he pulls out and slowly presses back in. “You’re so lovely,” he whispers, and your pulse leaps into your throat when he leans down to press a kiss to your forehead.
Your mind is flooded with images when he makes contact, emotions that ride through your veins along with the physical pleasure you’re feeling- evidently he’s been watching you the last few weeks, following you when you left the hotel to make sure you weren’t in any danger, sending his shadow to watch you sleep. You can feel the bitterness in your pulse as he watches you interact with the others, only to turn away when you notice him. The vague sadness that night that he had destroyed his room, his bayou, because how could he remain there when there were traces of you everywhere?
You break the connection with a gasp, using your grip on his antler to pull him back to your mouth as he continues to fuck into you at a steady pace. He groans into your mouth, his fingers digging into your skin hard enough to leave bruises, marks that you can come back to when the need was to great, more tangible proof that this was real, that he wanted you outside your abilities. “Alastor, please,” you beg, letting the fingers not currently brushing the base of his horns to trail down his spine, tracing the vertebrae beneath your touch as he shivers. He shifts his legs, brings himself closer to you, the angle changing and pushing the tip of his cock exactly where you need it.
The door to the library creaks open, and you both freeze.
“Hello?” There’s a hint of pain as Lucifer’s voice echoes in the room, where Alastor has tightened his grip enough to break skin with his claws. His other hand untangles itself from your hair to press against your mouth, silencing your heavy breathing. “Who’s in here?”
The couch you were seated on was high-backed- he wouldn’t be able to see you from the door, but if he entered the room, came around the front, you would be fucked in a far less pleasurable way than you currently were. Alastor’s nostrils flare above you as he hears the soft clacking of the King’s boots as he takes a couple steps in, apparently not able to help himself from bucking his hips forward, his teeth bared in a snarl when he feels your muffled groan against his palm.
More light blooms in the room from the wall sconces- you had been sitting in here with just the fire, and the glare of more lighting makes you squint your eyes, Alastor silhouetted beautifully above you. “I know someone is in here,” Lucifer demands, and you take a deep breath against Alastor’s hand and snap your fingers. “You were all told to-”
“Why, good evening, your Majesty!”
You almost wish you had manifested in Hell like the CEO of that tech company, with some sort of electronics built into your head so you could record the look on Alastor’s face at hearing his own voice respond to Lucifer. Your eyebrows are creased, trying to focus on the figment you’ve conjured to keep the King’s attention away from the couch.
“Oh, it’s just you,” Lucifer says, and you can hear the hint of disdain in his voice- you wonder, not for the first time, what the issue was between these two- some conflict that had started before you were at the Hotel that no one felt necessary to fill you in on. “I thought you were told to keep to your own quarters past eleven.”
You make the thing twirl it’s cane, snapping it back to the ground and inspecting it’s fingernails. “Yes, well, I had some business to attend to. And might I add, sire, you are also out past your imposed bedtime.”
Maybe it was something about using your powers to sass the king of Hell with some false puppet, but Alastor seemed to react well to it- his eyes dark, teeth bared, he plants a foot on the floor to brace himself so the couch doesn’t shift and thrusts into you hard, his hand pressing harder against your mouth when you whine at the feeling of his cock dragging against your walls. There’s wonder in his expression, something akin to adoration; this was what he wanted from you, you realized, displays of power, shows of your abilities that he could see and benefit from, that showed that he could trust you.
Lucifer scoffs across the room. “This is my house, if you’ve forgotten,” he retorts. “I can go where I please. And I heard you talking to someone!” Rapid footsteps, like he’s coming further into the room, and even as it makes Alastor buck his hips wildly against you, you don’t think he really wants to be caught in such a compromising situation.
You make the figure step forward- if you really concentrate you can almost see through its eyes, a vague image behind your eyelids of Lucifer standing before it with his arms crossed where you’ve blocked him, his gaze frustrated. “I was talking to myself,” you make it say. “I must have intelligent conversation on occasion, you know, and with everyone else in bed and only you left awake, I had to make do.”
Alastor grins above you, pleased with the tone and the words of this replica you’ve created of him; refusing to use his likeness to submit or offer pleasantries to get him out of the room; you were doubling down like Alastor himself would. You can hear the inaccuracies- you’re sure Alastor can, too- but Lucifer appears none the wiser as Alastor begins to fuck you in earnest, the couch thankfully staying still and not squeaking or moving as he holds his hand over your mouth harder and leans down to nibble at your collar.
“Of all the disrespectful-”
“Careful now, your Majesty,” it says, and you make shadows appear to crawl across the floor towards him, tendrils approaching the couch as well. When Alastor notices them he groans into your skin, and through the copy’s eyes you see Lucifer snap his head in the direction of the sound. “You wouldn’t want Charlie to catch us in a disagreement, would you?” And thank whatever beings heard prayers down here, Lucifer deflates- you had made a gamble with that, assuming that Charlie had spoken with her father about getting along with her hotelier, but knowing the princess the way that you did you figured there was no way that she would allow them to be at each other’s throats like they were. You let the false shadows sink back, and have your illusion give him a cheeky little wave. “There’s a good King. Now, may I get back to my business?” With the last word, Alastor stills, waiting for a confirmation or denial, possibly preparing to phase the two of you out of the room if Lucifer came further into the room-
“Do whatever you want,” Lucifer grumbles, “Charlie and that little coordinator need to keep a closer fucking eye on you, but I can’t be bothered.”
“I’ll be sure to mention that to our event planner,” you make it say, and Alastor makes another soft noise into your throat against where your pulse beats steadily, replicated in the rhythmic clenching of your walls around his still hard length. The interruption doesn’t seem to have doused your arousal, nor Alastor’s- the possibility of being caught like this makes your blood boil in the most pleasant way, Alastor’s cock still filling you perfectly even as he’s stopped actually fucking you for the time being. “I’ll bid you a good night, sire; I still have matters that need tending to, free of distractions.” You see Lucifer cast a middle finger back at the image of Alastor as it speaks, and then mercifully he’s storming out, a swirling golden portal opening for him to step through and then closing with a loud crack.
In time with the noise of the portal slamming closed, Alastor pulls his hips back and snaps them forward again- his hand is removed from your mouth with your gasp, and he moves it to your hip to pull you more forcefully into his thrusts. “You,” he growls against your jawline, “are perfect.” He kisses you, licking into your mouth and stealing the air from your lungs as it’s punched from you with every rock of his pelvis. “The audacity to pull such a stunt- the control you maintained over the illusion was breathtaking, I don’t- fuck,” he concludes eloquently, fingers coming between your bodies to rub at your clit again as he races towards completion. It reignites the fire in your abdomen, heat flashing through your body like a strike of lightning that burns across your skin, making you cling to him tighter. He looks down at you with dark, unfathomable eyes while he fucks you, his pace growing uneven and broken as he approaches his end. “Please, darling,” he whispers against your lips, “cum for me, I need-”
The plea is what breaks you, every muscle in your body tensing and releasing as the orgasm slams into you like a car into a brick wall- messy, sudden, destructive. You don’t leave your own mind this time, your consciousness firmly rooted in reality as you watch Alastor lose his composure, his eyes fluttering closed with a gasp of your name while he spills into the slick heat of your cunt, his hips still rocking as if he means to fuck his release as far into you as he can. You shiver with the aftershocks, Alastor still maintaining a gentle swiping across your clit, and you can feel the way your walls twitch around the length of his cock while he stays buried in you to the hilt.
“No mind traveling today, I see,” he asks quietly, another kiss pressed softly to your forehead, and while no mental images come forth you can feel what he’s feeling now; the lingering ache of pleasure, the pride he still feels at your show of your new ability, an overall sense of happiness that you wouldn’t expect to be able to bring Alastor. He had put aside his discomfort to have an honest, responsible conversation with you to fix what you had both thought might be irreparably broken, and you were thankful.
You hum against his throat. “I’m content where I am,” you tell him, and the vibration of his laughter on your lips is perfection.
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there’s so much misinfo going round atm, see lots of people saying that after jk enlists with jm and does the boot camp he can apply for some special ???something and will leave separately where he is stationed or that just because jk / jm are enlisting on same day, they only will do basic training together then go to separate places ? and that they only chose the enlisting together option because it meant they could make sure they were out in time for june ?
ik it’s a bit hard to follow maybe with different sources and not real confirmation but do you know if any of it is true? my understanding was that they did the “enlisting together” scheme thing, (ie. it’s a purposeful application, they knew they were choosing this way) which meant they’ll at least be in same living quarters etc the whole time until they’re out ?
sorry for long Q! it’s ok if you dk it was just confusing D; thank you!
Hi anon. 😳 I am terrible when it comes to the serious stuff and have the attention span of a toddler when such topics arise. My mind registers them as boring and so I don't retain the in4. But my friends delved deep into this so I will gather as much as I can and do my best to explain the sitch
Let me start by correcting the biggest misinformation of them all. Thanks to fucking Mina with her fake subs and reaching conclusions, the vermin are confusing "Special Task Force" with "Special Forces"
JK said he wanted to join special forces. Well and good
But thats not what V is doing. V applied for Special Task Force which, while not easy (he said in the live its why he enlisted there, to challenge himself) its nothing compared to special forces. Special forces is HARD CORE. Its no joke. It's for those who actually want to go to war and proper fight for their country. Not for those fulfilling a mandatory duty... One they wouldn't do if they had the choice. Special forces, those people actually wanna be there. And if u know JK then u shouldn't be surprised that he would say something like this. Of course our dare devil bunny would enjoy joining something as risky as special forces.
But guess what? No one stopped him. He still could have gone there if he really wanted to. Just like in Winter package. No one told him to give up zip lining for beer tasting. He did that off his own volition since Jimin was going beer tasting. JK's happiness is where Jimin is. Period. (Suga's presence played a big part but we don't talk about Yoonmin)
(Edit: the whole thing takes almost 8 years to complete which again, is not something JK would actually do if he wanted to still stay a member of BTS. And of course satellite Jeon would again, never do it)
Jikook wanted to use the buddy system and they applied where Jin is on purpose because since the location is so risky, (front lines) not alot of people apply to serve there. So the chances of them being accepted were pretty high. I already talked a bit about that here.
Coldest and most dangerous. But before we panic, Jikook love snow so... thats good. But also;
2 things to note before we continue; 1) Tattoos are a none factor on why Jikook applied together or why JK couldn't be with V. They had 0 to do with that. And 2) All members and where they ended up it was their decision
So, here is a Korean explaining
They shall not be separated. They will train together and continue to serve together
One body. Shiet.
Nice. Even the breaks they will take together. Basically spend every minute together for those 18 months y'all.
They had to pass 3 rounds. Applying wasn't all. They had rounds to pass before getting accepted. So as we can see this was a whole ass process. They really worked hard on this to make it happen.
Apparently there is a show you can watch that explains the buddy system. Its 8 episodes, its called real man
The holding hands thing is legit 🤣🤣🤣
Jikook shouldn't have an issue then 🤭
Anon, people are in denial and the other half are trying to explain this away. If Jikook only went in together just so they could come out at the same time then they could have done what Vmon did. Apply separately at the same time.
This is one tough pill to swallow for antis. It's like the biggest fuck u Jikook could have ever done but at the same time I really don't think they factored anyone else but themselves when they made this decision.
18 months is no small amount of time so let's call a spade a spade; Jikook couldn't be apart that long. Fax 💯 JK wanted to be there for Jimin, Jimin wanted to be there for JK, of course. Them in the same place looking out for each other is all I as a fan who loves them can ask for. But at the same time, they needed this.
Anon, they will be together 24/7 for the entire duration of their time there.
Yes. Sleeping in the same quarters. It wouldn't make sense for companionship if they were separating the recruits who applied together. To be companions. Of each other.
The buddy system is there to help friends cope with this difficult mandatory thing that the government insists on doing to their young men. It's there to help them cope in any way possible. I imagine mostly mentally. So why would they train them together then separate them? ❓❓❓
It is said that you should make sure the person you apply with, is a person u get along with super well because for the next 18 months you will be together every moment of everyday. It's krazy to imagine that JK wouldn't rather do this with his actual boyfriend V, instead. Krazy. 🤯
Anygays, no need to worry my good people, Jimin and JK have got each other's back. All that's left is to wait for them and pray for them. May they always hold hands 🤭
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Hello. This is totally random ask but I hope you can forgive me for it.
I have no idea about Baldur’s Gate except very vague knowledge of some characters everyone seems to talk about, but yesterday my friend introduced me to your artwork and your OC Clover, and I AM OBSESSED! Had to subscribed to your Patreon right away too because sorry not sorry I love omegaverse. So I suppose I wanted to thank you for doing lord’s work drawing beautiful boys who are loved by beautiful bearman 🤣
I also have two questions, I hope you don’t mind. I noticed you allow fics about your boys. By any chance, do you know about any fic written about them? Because I really want to read about Clover and Halsion in any possible shape and form now. And to be honest I am tempted to try my hand at writing something myself. But first I guess I need to learn about the lore a little. Which brings me to the question no. 2 do you have any bits of your lore for the two of them written somewhere? Perhaps here? I saw you wrote something on your Patreon, so I am going to read it, but I can’t imagine writing something without having more background on the two of them. Or knowing more about Clover in general. (I guess this is also a sort of request for you to tell us more about your beautiful Clover and Halsion. )
(God, I realise this ask is terribly demanding, I am so sorry. If nothing else I just wanted to let you know I am feral about your art, it’s beautiful and hot and wholesome and your OC is gorgeous! Thank you for creating and sharing it with us ♥️)
Hey there, thank you so much! It makes me so happy you enjoy Clover :,) He's super special to me and I love sharing him (omegaverse is the best and I'm glad we both agree).
I would be absolutely delighted by fics of them. Happy to say I've had many lovely people ask to write, but I haven't been alerted to the existence of any just yet. I'm in the middle of getting together a sort of masterpost for Clover stuff, but if you're willing to sort through some art, the Clover tag, this specific post, and also this one have story stuff.
If you have any specific questions I'm happy to answer though it might take me a bit, but I'll let you know if I'm saving something for a reveal!
Thank you also for your support on Patreon, it means a lot to me. So glad you like what I have and also I hope you feel nice about helping an artist live off work they really enjoy doing!
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Can you believe we are approaching September and we are still here talking about BridgertonS3?
Thing is, I can just think about Polin and words and idea pops into my mind, so I'm going to ride the wave just as Pen rides Colin (terrible, I'm sorry 🤣)
And in this episode of all the first times we didn't see in season 3, it's all about fantasies.
I imagine them in bed, maybe after a couple of rounds so they are sated and very cuddly, and Colin point blank asks Pen about her fantasies in bed. Now, we already established that she was innocent prior to Colin but I can fully believe that once she knew what the fuss was all about, she would start fantasizes quite soon.
Now, if Colin had asked in any other moment she would be more shy maybe, but quite frankly, Colin is amazing and her filter goes always a bit off after they are together, so the fact that she blushes at all means to Colin that whatever she has to share must be very good.
"Don't worry, Pen. I won't judge you. If it is something I like we could try it together", he reassures her gently.
So, while she strokes his chest hair, something that she really loves to do, she start talking. "The first thing that comes to my mind is quite wanton... I don't even know if it's possible to be sure. Some days ago, while we were intimate, you touched my... Rear-end with your finger, and I don't know why it sent a shiver through me. So, maybe it's worth exploring?"
Colin touch her ass and goes near the part Pen mentioned, just teasing. "Sure, it's quite common Pen, I'd love to try with you"
Pen shivers, "is it common?" Colin nods "yeah, it is... But don't stear the conversation, my love. Please continue."
"Then, I had this dream one night, and we were like this, naked... When I hear other hands on me. I think they were woman's hand but I can't be sure of it. I woke up feeling wet - even if I didn't knew why at the moment."
He looks at her: " doesn't matter if it's a woman or a man?"
And she thinks about it, but it doesn't make a difference for her. "No, it's the same. Why? It makes more wanton if it is a woman?"
He smiles at her "you're a minx, but you're my little minx and I would not change that for the world. And it's not uncommon as well, but I think we need time for that one. I'm not sure I'll be able to share you, yet!" And Pen nods. Quite frankly, she is not sure either, but they have all their life to explore.
"After that... I confess that I like that mirror more than I thought was possible. And sometimes I think about all the people who laughed at me and I wish they could seemed loved by you. Maybe I wouldn't love them in our house... But in another place, yeah. I do think about it."
That is really doing something for her, because she can feel the effect it has on her body.
Colin is smiling. "That one... I think I know a place" but now, there isn't time, as they start to kiss again. Colin finds her ready again, and he goes near her ear "think that the Ton is watching you, like in your fantasy" as he finds her for a third time that night. She is wild in her moans, probably caught in the fantasy. Colin makes her release twice before finding is own. He can't wait to tell Pen his own fantasies with her...
Ahhh yes, tomorrow it's his turn and oh boy the things this man wants to do with his wife. But, what's your favorite of the ones Pen shared? And what do you think are Colin's?
#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#polin positivity#polin bridgerton#polin brainrot#polin fanfiction#colin bridgerton#colin x penelope#penelope featherington#penelope x colin
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Can you imagine Achilles and Patroclus becoming a parent together(ABO AU or whatever)? What kind of parents do you think they'll be? Any hcs?
I can definitely imagine them being parents!!As for what sort of parents they'd be, I think it can generally be summed up by this:
(Sorry for the terrible quality, I couldn't find anything better) but yeah Patroclus is above, Achilles below 🤣 I just picture Patroclus being a really caring and patient dad who practices gentle parenting at all times, meanwhile Achilles takes them surfing, swimming, teaches them how to wrestle and fight with sword/spear/etc. But they're both really loving parents who spend a lot of time with their kids 🥰
#patrochilles#patroclus#achilles#spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't surmised already: in my fates!AU they're going to be parents actually hehe shhh
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The Murphy & His Cool Hat Crack Ship Name Game!
Right, I know I’ll regret this (who am I kidding, but @tickldpnk8 tempted me to write down all the terrible, terrible Murphy and His Cool Hat/Dream x Helm crack ship names I already turned over in my head. But then again, I think she totally banked on the fact I’d do that.
Explanatory note: These are combinations of Dream, Morpheus, Murphy, Endless X Helm(et), Hat, Cool Hat, Cthulhu (because there was some sort of agreement the thing was possessed by Cthulhu or some other Lovecraftian creature). They’re all really terrible (some more inspired than others)—befitting of a crack ship:
Dream:
DroolHat (terrible name, true tho)
DrCoolHat (I don’t even know where to start…)
Drat (Dr. Seuss would love that one I guess)
HelDream (too close to other pairings IMHO)
Morpheus:
Morphelm
Morphelmet
Morpheat (I mean, despite pronunciation-issues, I don’t even know if the associations I’m getting here are temperature- or oral-fixation related—both fine I guess?)
Cthulheus
(W)Horpheus (works with or without the W 🤣)
Helmetheus (has a certain promethean ring to it)
Murphy (they’re all meh):
Murphat
Muhulhu
Harphy/Hurphy (gives me nightmares and indigestion somehow)
Murp(h)elmet
Helmurphy
Endless:
EndHelm
HelmEnd (almost like Bellend 🛎️, very fitting)
Endlet (awww!)
EndHat
HatEnd
EndlessHat (pronunciation is key here)
Endlesshulhu (sounds like bad reality TV)
If all the instigators and (early) adopters want to add their own, we can narrow it down and do a poll 🤣
@marlowe-zara @so-i-grudgingly-joined-this-site @roguelov @ginoeh @throwingbread (sorry if I added the wrong people and forgot the right ones, I honestly lost track at some point. Just chime in if you hear the call—the more, the merrier).
#murphy and his cool hat#crack ship#dream x helm#back on my 💩 and not even sorry#sandman#the sandman#sandman crack
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Stolas: *sighs and depressively eats ceral* “I don’t even have a family name anymore.”
Blitz: . . . “You can take mine.”
Stolas: *chokes on his food and makes bird noises of surprise before looking at Blitz in shock*
Blitz: “I said what I said.”
Stolas: “Blitz I’m already living in your home working for you and now you want me to take your surname?”
Blitz: “Uh. . . yeah? I really don’t mind.” He shrugged casually, whilst trying not to blush at the idea that he’s basically he’s in love with Stolas and would do anything for him at this point.
Stolas: “But why? I don’t have anything anymore, not money not fame not even bloody title.”
Blitz: “I don’t care.”
Stolas: “I’ve got a terrible past always victimised by Stella and what about the current relationship between us and all we’ve been through?”
Blitz: “I forgive you.” (which is probably the closest thing to him actually saying ‘I’m sorry’ in Blitz’s eccentric language 🤣)
Stolas: . . . “I can’t EVER have children.”
Blitz: *rolls his eyes at the dramatics knowing full well that Stolas was dramatising and that he HAS an actual daughter* “So we’ll merge our families together.”
Stolas: “I’m a man bird for bloody sakes! What if people comment on our relationship? Or gossip about us?”
Blitz: “For the love of—! Stolas, you’re basically a commoner now we’re on the SAME level no one is gonna care about your status or what WE do. Also . . . nobody is perfect so yknow stop being trying to be perfect cuz no matter what you say I’m going to love you regardless.”
Stolas: . . . *brain.exe stopped working* “What did you just say?”
Blitz: “You heard me.”
Inspired by this idea:
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I was actually going to stop at “uh yeah” but then I had this grand idea to do this iconic quote so now it’s just transformed into a big fanfic rather than a small thing. Eh… what can I say? It’s the author in me 😂
#i can so see this happening 🤣#it’s funny because it’s true#nobody’s perfect meme#helluva boss#stolas buckzo#blitz being blitz#blitz buckzo#stolas#iconic#fanfic
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