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You know as much as Apollo wants to keep things quiet with Percy, part of him really gets off on the idea when people find out about them. Look how he acted with Hera: He was practically BURNING with glee when he could finally brag about marrying his perfect sea demigoddess after numerous failed romances. I'm honestly not surprised: Apollo is DRAMATIC with a capital D (No wonder he became the God of Poetry like Percy snarked). He likes spectacle and the idea he's pulling the strings. He's also the type to preen at the thought of showing Percy off to Hermes, Aphrodite, and any of the other gods that wanted her, but where too cowardly to take her from Poseidon (His red flag thoughts, not mine). Apollo's not such a dummy that he doesn't realize that eventually someone will leak the truth about Percy's abduction. He just wants it to on HIS terms.

Oh yeah, Apollo's really proud of himself actually that he pulled such a feat 😭 and you're totally right with that last line!! It needs to be on his terms. It needs to be his decision 🥲

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In TWNACAU is Hera still going to snatch Percy to exchange her for Jason? Will Hera be able to even snatch Percy, given that she is at Delos and Apollo is keeping a close eye on her? Is Apollo likely to get furious that his wife was kidnapped and exchanged for his Roman half-brother? Is Jason liable to become endangered once Apollo realizes that?

It will gone down a bit differently. I have plans 👀

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I'm curious how the other gods will react to the Perpollo Bridenaping? Hera gave a seemingly accurate run down on who would most likely side with Apollo, and those that would take Poseidon's side, but she's not exactly smart when it comes to family dynamics. Ex. Athena is a neutral, but she doesn't like Percy, sge doesn't like Poseidon, but she is also notorious for not being a girl's girl. She always sides with the men in the myths. She might take Annabeth's friendship with Percy into account, but that's a big maybe. The one person I can guarantee that will be wholly on Poseidon's side is Demeter. She's still furious about Hades abductioning Persephone and this scenario will be almost like her second chance to reunite a parent with their child without any joint custody deals.

You're right, Hera has it pretty much down, but there are a few wild cards. Athena is such one. She sides with Zeus in most cases. BUT Apollo is one way to get Annabeth rid of her best friend she disapproves of. But that of course would make Annabeth angry. In the end she'd with what seems to her the most logical thing lol, which is to placate Apollo, because he'd be insufferable otherwise 🥲

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Yep, once Artemis has some time to think about it, she's gonne be like: "Is this actually....... good for my brother??"

TNCAU Crack taken seriously fanfic AU part 2. Percy time travelled, kidnapped Apollo and Artemis went to save him. hope you enjoy!😁😁

(Ancient Greece — A remote, sun-bleached villa on Delos)

The silver light of the moon spilled over the threshold before the door shattered inward. Splinters cracked against the walls like thrown arrows.

Artemis stepped inside, every inch the Huntress of legend. Silver-clad, bow unstrung but ready, her eyes twin shards of winter. The air smelled faintly of salt and crushed laurel.

She had tracked him for three days across island and sea, through the glare of his own sunlight, through the illusions his captor had spun to mask his trail. None of them were his doing. She had known the moment she felt the foreign threads in the magic — this was someone else’s work. Someone clever.

And then she saw him.

Bound.

The golden god of the sun, Phoebus Apollon, knelt upon a bed draped in fine wool. His wrists were tied in chains that gleamed faintly with something older than the Olympians themselves. His ankles, too, were restrained. His eyes were covered by a strip of linen.

She had expected rage. She had expected humiliation.

Instead, she found him smiling.

Artemis: “Brother.”

He tilted his head at the sound of her voice, and the smile widened. “Arty. You came.”

Artemis: “You are bound.”

Apollo: “Yes.”

Artemis: “You are content.”

He hummed a low note, the sound rich enough to warm the air. “Perhaps.”

She crossed the room in three strides, drawing a knife of moonlight to cut the bindings. The chains did not yield. They did not even shake.

Artemis: “What is this?”

Apollo: “Older than you or I. She found them.”

Artemis: “She?”

He chuckled. “My captor.”

Her eyes narrowed. “A mortal?”

His smile softened into something dangerous. “The mortal.”

Artemis: “This is folly. Release yourself.”

Apollo: “I would if I could, if I wished it.”

Artemis: “Then wish it.”

He leaned back into the headboard, tilting his head toward the door. “She will be back soon. You may meet her.”

The huntress’ gaze was steel. “I am here to take you home.”

“Home?” His voice was amused, almost pitying. “I am home. She… has seen to that.”

Artemis’ hand flexed on her dagger. “Brother, you risk shame. You risk making us prey.”

His smile turned sharp. “Let them try.”

The sound of footsteps — light, certain — approached from beyond the threshold. Apollo’s eyes lit, even behind the blindfold.

Apollo: “You should go, sister. Unless you wish to see what happens next.”

Her jaw tightened. She turned, silver light coiling around her as she vanished. Outside, the Hunters melted into the night at her silent signal.

As the door closed, she caught one last thing — his voice, low and warm:

Apollo: “Welcome back, my sea-star.”

Please, you have to turn this into a full fic 😭😭 Percy traveling back in time and meeting Ancient Apollo and kidnapping him is too good of a concept. She'd have him wrapped around her little finger in no time. He'd throw himself at her all willing and eager 😭

This is Apollo in all timelines whenever he sees Percy:

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TNCAU Crack taken seriously fanfic AU part 2. Percy time travelled, kidnapped Apollo and Artemis went to save him. hope you enjoy!😁😁

(Ancient Greece — A remote, sun-bleached villa on Delos)

The silver light of the moon spilled over the threshold before the door shattered inward. Splinters cracked against the walls like thrown arrows.

Artemis stepped inside, every inch the Huntress of legend. Silver-clad, bow unstrung but ready, her eyes twin shards of winter. The air smelled faintly of salt and crushed laurel.

She had tracked him for three days across island and sea, through the glare of his own sunlight, through the illusions his captor had spun to mask his trail. None of them were his doing. She had known the moment she felt the foreign threads in the magic — this was someone else’s work. Someone clever.

And then she saw him.

Bound.

The golden god of the sun, Phoebus Apollon, knelt upon a bed draped in fine wool. His wrists were tied in chains that gleamed faintly with something older than the Olympians themselves. His ankles, too, were restrained. His eyes were covered by a strip of linen.

She had expected rage. She had expected humiliation.

Instead, she found him smiling.

Artemis: “Brother.”

He tilted his head at the sound of her voice, and the smile widened. “Arty. You came.”

Artemis: “You are bound.”

Apollo: “Yes.”

Artemis: “You are content.”

He hummed a low note, the sound rich enough to warm the air. “Perhaps.”

She crossed the room in three strides, drawing a knife of moonlight to cut the bindings. The chains did not yield. They did not even shake.

Artemis: “What is this?”

Apollo: “Older than you or I. She found them.”

Artemis: “She?”

He chuckled. “My captor.”

Her eyes narrowed. “A mortal?”

His smile softened into something dangerous. “The mortal.”

Artemis: “This is folly. Release yourself.”

Apollo: “I would if I could, if I wished it.”

Artemis: “Then wish it.”

He leaned back into the headboard, tilting his head toward the door. “She will be back soon. You may meet her.”

The huntress’ gaze was steel. “I am here to take you home.”

“Home?” His voice was amused, almost pitying. “I am home. She… has seen to that.”

Artemis’ hand flexed on her dagger. “Brother, you risk shame. You risk making us prey.”

His smile turned sharp. “Let them try.”

The sound of footsteps — light, certain — approached from beyond the threshold. Apollo’s eyes lit, even behind the blindfold.

Apollo: “You should go, sister. Unless you wish to see what happens next.”

Her jaw tightened. She turned, silver light coiling around her as she vanished. Outside, the Hunters melted into the night at her silent signal.

As the door closed, she caught one last thing — his voice, low and warm:

Apollo: “Welcome back, my sea-star.”

Please, you have to turn this into a full fic 😭😭 Percy traveling back in time and meeting Ancient Apollo and kidnapping him is too good of a concept. She'd have him wrapped around her little finger in no time. He'd throw himself at her all willing and eager 😭

This is Apollo in all timelines whenever he sees Percy:

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Patron God Apollo Crack: Apollo absolutely refuses to refer to the Demigods (Minus Percy, of course) and Coach Hedge by their proper names. He either calls them "Demigods," "Goat," "[God's name] Spawn," or he calls them various pop-culture nicknames that he thinks are oh, so, witty. Some of his favorites are "Corpse Bride (Nico)," "Inspector Gadget (Leo)," "Superman's Blonde Alter Ego (Jason)," "Elle Woods (Annabeth)," "Treasure Troll (Hazel), "Robin Hood (Frank)," and "Snake Charmer (Piper)." 🤣🤣🤣

They'd hate him so bad 😭😭 And the first time Apollo finds out they're calling him "Percy's boy toy" behind his back, he gets all proud instead of angry 😭

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It's going to be hard for the Apollides to deal with Perpello's marriage. I mean, Apollo is their dad, but he also looks like he's some twenty-something male model that comes around to gush over his little sunbeams. LOL He acts very playful (even dorky) around his kids, and BAMB, suddenly the news he bridenapped their most famous camper is out. Suddenly, they are witnessing firsthand just how dark he is under his charm, and how blatant he is with wanting his new wife. Not that I think Apollo would be inappropriate around his own kids. He's not that much of a creep. But everyone else is fair game, and people TALK. I expect when Percy returns to Camp Half-Blood many gossipers will think she's already pregnant with Apollo's next demigod(s). 😳 Will and siblings won't know how to address her now? "Lady Percy/Lady Perseis?" "Stepmother?" Or will "Percy," still be allowed for their Father's new wife that he's clearly obsessed with? 🫣

They would be so pissed tho!! Like what do you mean, our dad KIDNAPPED Percy and then he MARRIED her?? Then every time they would see them together, it'd be mortification all around, bc what do you mean, our dad and Percy were lip-locked just before we arrived and then they jumped apart when we interrupted?? There would be so much confusion about what to call Percy?? The first time a teen child of Apollo's calls her Stepmom, she'd be like "Nope, no, nope, I'm not being called Mom by teens barely younger than me" and she'd beg them to just call her Percy again 😭😭

And the rumors about Perpollo babies?? Everyone would speculate while Apollo turns toward Percy and is just like "Sooooo, how about we make those rumors come true *winkey face* *eyebrow waggle*"

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They'd take a long, long Perpollo-free vacation afterwards 🥲🥲

Patron God Apollo Crack AU! A glimpse of darkness.

Because TNACAU Apollo isn’t just the sunny, smug, modern golden boy. He’s the same god who, in another life, tortured satyrs, flayed mortals alive, and ate a man’s heart without flinching. That darkness is still there, just buried under the charisma.

The crew would get fleeting, unnerving glimpses of it when the rules allow him to intervene.

First time they get a glimpse of that darkness was when they fought a drakon.

The Monster Incident – Wrong Kind of Mercy

They’re ambushed by a drakon that Percy knows they can’t beat without Apollo’s help.

He finally steps in. But instead of simply vaporizing it with sunlight, he plays with it. Slows it down. Wounds it just enough to make it scream. Draws it out like a cruel cat with a mouse.

When he’s done, there’s nothing left but scorched bones and a stench of burnt flesh.

No one says a word, but Leo mutters to Hazel later, “He enjoyed that.”

Oh yeah, he'd absolutely traumatize every one on the Argo 😭 Coach Hedge is going to have to take therapy sessions after that. He's going to have to retire 😭

And the funny thing is, everyone would be scared out of their mind after that display, but Percy's like "You know what, I have to take my husband to our cabin to ...... reprimand him a little, yes exactly that"

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Perpollo would be one of those couples that make the people around them feel absolutely miserable and single 😭 Or rather, Apollo would make damn sure of that

Piper would be secretly eating this up. She'd be like "Why do I find this so exciting??? ......... oh no it's my mom's genes coming out"

If TNACAU Apollo joins Percy on the Argo II, he's going to be an absolute PEST. He won't want his wife on another dangerous quest or having to share her attention with her annoying little friends. Therefore, he will set out to cause misery and mayhem. We're talking constant PDA and blatant innuendos in front of Coach Hedge and the Demigods; Turning his and Percy's shared cabin into something out of luxury hotel and conjuring up way better food: Unhelpful advice, nitpicking, and then flipping to his Solar Boogeyman persona to absolutely scare the shit out of everyone but Percy. And when he's really feeling vicious he will remove the sound proof charm and let EVERYONE hear him and his beloved wife's private activities. 🤣 He'd probably tell Leo "I'm sure you heard my Beloved Wife *pleading* for my divine favor last night. She certainly does do her part to aid this quest. 😏" Leo: "🤢🤢🤢"

Please, he'd be drinking champagne with nectar all day long, lounging around in silk bathrobes and commanding the others to do his every bidding 😭

Only Percy would be spared bc she's his love and his wife and as he reminds everyone else the best, most beautiful, most badass demigod in existence (his children are of course badass, but let's face it Percy's on another level and he really enjoys that). She'd be so done with his shit. Leo or Frank or Hazel would be out keeping watch and hearing Percy scold Apollo for his behavior while he tries to butter her up and promises her to behave (with crossed fingers) 😭😭

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Everyone is fearing for their live while Apollo's just having FUN on that quest. He knows his wife always ends up saving the day with some harebrained Percy move 😭

In the meantime, he's going to enjoy all the time he can get with her and he's gonna show OFF to everyone what a beautiful marriage he has 😭

Patron God Apollo Crack AU! A glimpse of darkness.

Because TNACAU Apollo isn’t just the sunny, smug, modern golden boy. He’s the same god who, in another life, tortured satyrs, flayed mortals alive, and ate a man’s heart without flinching. That darkness is still there, just buried under the charisma.

The crew would get fleeting, unnerving glimpses of it when the rules allow him to intervene.

First time they get a glimpse of that darkness was when they fought a drakon.

The Monster Incident – Wrong Kind of Mercy

They’re ambushed by a drakon that Percy knows they can’t beat without Apollo’s help.

He finally steps in. But instead of simply vaporizing it with sunlight, he plays with it. Slows it down. Wounds it just enough to make it scream. Draws it out like a cruel cat with a mouse.

When he’s done, there’s nothing left but scorched bones and a stench of burnt flesh.

No one says a word, but Leo mutters to Hazel later, “He enjoyed that.”

Oh yeah, he'd absolutely traumatize every one on the Argo 😭 Coach Hedge is going to have to take therapy sessions after that. He's going to have to retire 😭

And the funny thing is, everyone would be scared out of their mind after that display, but Percy's like "You know what, I have to take my husband to our cabin to ...... reprimand him a little, yes exactly that"

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It's gonna be the worst quest they were ever on. Not because of monsters or Gaea or anything like that. But because of........ Apollo

Patron God Apollo Crack AU! A glimpse of darkness.

Because TNACAU Apollo isn’t just the sunny, smug, modern golden boy. He’s the same god who, in another life, tortured satyrs, flayed mortals alive, and ate a man’s heart without flinching. That darkness is still there, just buried under the charisma.

The crew would get fleeting, unnerving glimpses of it when the rules allow him to intervene.

First time they get a glimpse of that darkness was when they fought a drakon.

The Monster Incident – Wrong Kind of Mercy

They’re ambushed by a drakon that Percy knows they can’t beat without Apollo’s help.

He finally steps in. But instead of simply vaporizing it with sunlight, he plays with it. Slows it down. Wounds it just enough to make it scream. Draws it out like a cruel cat with a mouse.

When he’s done, there’s nothing left but scorched bones and a stench of burnt flesh.

No one says a word, but Leo mutters to Hazel later, “He enjoyed that.”

Oh yeah, he'd absolutely traumatize every one on the Argo 😭 Coach Hedge is going to have to take therapy sessions after that. He's going to have to retire 😭

And the funny thing is, everyone would be scared out of their mind after that display, but Percy's like "You know what, I have to take my husband to our cabin to ...... reprimand him a little, yes exactly that"

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If TNACAU Apollo joins Percy on the Argo II, he's going to be an absolute PEST. He won't want his wife on another dangerous quest or having to share her attention with her annoying little friends. Therefore, he will set out to cause misery and mayhem. We're talking constant PDA and blatant innuendos in front of Coach Hedge and the Demigods; Turning his and Percy's shared cabin into something out of luxury hotel and conjuring up way better food: Unhelpful advice, nitpicking, and then flipping to his Solar Boogeyman persona to absolutely scare the shit out of everyone but Percy. And when he's really feeling vicious he will remove the sound proof charm and let EVERYONE hear him and his beloved wife's private activities. 🤣 He'd probably tell Leo "I'm sure you heard my Beloved Wife *pleading* for my divine favor last night. She certainly does do her part to aid this quest. 😏" Leo: "🤢🤢🤢"

Please, he'd be drinking champagne with nectar all day long, lounging around in silk bathrobes and commanding the others to do his every bidding 😭

Only Percy would be spared bc she's his love and his wife and as he reminds everyone else the best, most beautiful, most badass demigod in existence (his children are of course badass, but let's face it Percy's on another level and he really enjoys that). She'd be so done with his shit. Leo or Frank or Hazel would be out keeping watch and hearing Percy scold Apollo for his behavior while he tries to butter her up and promises her to behave (with crossed fingers) 😭😭

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I've had these crack AUs sitting in my mind distracting me the whole day. had to write them in a doc. and then share them with you. hope you enjoy 🙏🏾❤

I love it 😭😭

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Patron God Apollo Crack AU! A glimpse of darkness.

Because TNACAU Apollo isn’t just the sunny, smug, modern golden boy. He’s the same god who, in another life, tortured satyrs, flayed mortals alive, and ate a man’s heart without flinching. That darkness is still there, just buried under the charisma.

The crew would get fleeting, unnerving glimpses of it when the rules allow him to intervene.

First time they get a glimpse of that darkness was when they fought a drakon.

The Monster Incident – Wrong Kind of Mercy

They’re ambushed by a drakon that Percy knows they can’t beat without Apollo’s help.

He finally steps in. But instead of simply vaporizing it with sunlight, he plays with it. Slows it down. Wounds it just enough to make it scream. Draws it out like a cruel cat with a mouse.

When he’s done, there’s nothing left but scorched bones and a stench of burnt flesh.

No one says a word, but Leo mutters to Hazel later, “He enjoyed that.”

Oh yeah, he'd absolutely traumatize every one on the Argo 😭 Coach Hedge is going to have to take therapy sessions after that. He's going to have to retire 😭

And the funny thing is, everyone would be scared out of their mind after that display, but Percy's like "You know what, I have to take my husband to our cabin to ...... reprimand him a little, yes exactly that"

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Patron God Apollo Crack Prompt: the sea serpent

The first time they saw him work, it was against the giant sea serpent.

Percy had been hacking at its teeth, Jason was halfway in the air, and Leo was screaming something about his “beautiful ship baby” when Apollo strolled onto deck like he was arriving at a brunch reservation.

“You know,” he said, “I could kill it for you.”

“Then do it!” Frank yelled.

He raised a hand. “Ah-ah-ah. Not yet. You’ve got to give the Fates a show — they’re watching. Trust me, they get very grumpy if I skip ahead to the fireworks too soon.”

Only when the serpent lunged straight for Hazel did he fire the sunlight arrow, boiling it into nothing but steam.

“See? Timing is everything.”

As always. these prompts are just that. funny prompts to stir your mind. I hope you know that i love your story as is. I would never try to force my vision on you.🙏🏾❤

Don't worry, these asks give me joy 😭🥰 I love knowing that my readers are thinking up all these alternate little scenes!! ❤❤

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Okay now imagine this. when the Argo II sets sail on their new adventure to Greece Apollo appoints himself as their patron god for this mission. You know, like how Hermes and Athena were basically Odessyus's patron gods for his trip back home. Or the Goddess Guanyin was for the monkey king and crew in Journey to the west.

This has the added bonus of possibly helping him avoid his impending punishment as Lester. So Lets go! Journey to Greece with Apollo as their Patron God! Au prompt gonna be like:

When Apollo appeared on deck that first sunny morning, it wasn’t to blind them with godly splendor (though he did). It was to lay out the rules.

“Listen up, my little heroes,” he said, leaning against the mast like he was in a yacht photoshoot. “I have been assigned — volunteered — as your divine patron for this quest.”

“Assigned or volunteered?” Annabeth asked suspiciously.

“Yes,” he said, sipping his latte. “But — and this is important — I am bound by the oldest, dustiest fine print in the history of godly assistance. I cannot, under penalty of cosmic bureaucracy, do the whole quest for you.”

Leo groaned. “Then what good are you?”

“I can give advice, clues, the occasional monster vaporization, and — very rarely — a full dramatic intervention. But only when it’s absolutely necessary. Otherwise, the Fates get cranky.”

“Cranky how?” Hazel asked.

“Last time I bent the rules, they turned me mortal,” Apollo said flatly. “Not fun. No skincare routine survives that.”

LMAO why is this so Apollo? 😭😭 The Seven could be getting nearly killed, and he would only swoop in to save Percy. He'll be watching the others, giving unhelpful tips from the sidelines until Percy bullies him into actually helping