#sorry not sorry XD ))

[bisquitly]

Found that text from my gallery so... of course I just haaaad to

[hyog-blog]

Fangs of Fortune (ep. 28)

Ahah, this episode delivered so much hilarious goodness. Unexpectedly so, because from now on, I feel, it's just a journey downhill. But this here was 90% comic relief and close to no drama (but of course someone had to die, gotta keep those death rates up so no one would suspect a happy ending).

As much as I love my babes Wen Xiao and Zhao Yuanzhou, they somehow jumped off the romantic bandwagon /and now it seems like that plotline didn't even exist/. They are now more like a bickering couple that's been married for 10x years. Still, the polycule is there but somehow the romance is leaning fully on ZYZ and Zhuo Yichen now with the boys acting like hubbies (my eyes are queer, I know, I know)

ZYZ: "Am I not a man?" WX: "You're an ape" XD

"Right now they heard our words of love. It's embarrassing," says the least embarrassed man in the Whole Universe. That fur coat is a paid guest star, I swear, it's so good on him :3

"Your ice marks are about to crack," the only thing that is going to crack is your skull, Yinglei, if you continue talking to our freshly made demon boy Zhuo Yichen like that XD

WX: I just want the dragon scale so I could stay with him forever. Isn't that right? /looks at ZYZ lovingly/ ZYZ: O___o Of course… /thinking Zhuo Yichen will skin him alive when they get back home/

ZY: Zhao Yuanzhou, you keep your inner core. I will not exchange it for anything, not even the Cloud Light Sword /because I love you, you stupid ape/

Yinglei: We should sacrifice ZYZ for Bai Jiu ZY: WTF are you talking about? O.o ZYZ: /deathwish mode activated/ Yinglei: We should choose firmly… I choose Bai Jiu! WX: Don't you think ZYZ wants to be chosen firmly? ZY: Am I a joke to you? WX: Oh right… he was chosen by malicious energy In.Demon: I'm right here, babe /looks at ZYZ lovingly/ Yinglei: Don't you wanna save Bai Jiu? /just kill him already/ Pei Sijing: /just kill him already/ ZY: Dafuq is wrong with you people? O_o ZYZ: /sad deathwish mode activated further/ WX: /to everyone/ We're a polycule you don't have a say in this ZY: /breaks up with everyone for ZYZ/ Whoever wants to kill him, kills me first /Imma demon now, bitches/

Gotta admit, they had me there for a moment XD Top-notch theatrics))) Poor baby Zhuo Yichen got a psychological trauma after the whole thing XD

Yinglei: We're okay, but I think he's not… ZY: /silently brooding in the corner/ ZYZ: Hold my fur coat, I've got this /goes on a suicide mission/ ZY: Go away >:[ ZYZ: /retreats instantly/ Hubby is in a bad mood Yinglei: /cries-snorts from laughter silently/ ZY: /gives ZYZ a pouty death glare of doom/

But I feel you, Xiao Zhuo. This is like the worst prank in the world! My poor baby was probably heartbroken. There's enough PTSD in his life, why make it worse? XD

[teecupangel]

Haven’t seen someone suggest this yet. Velociraptor!Desmond. Ancient or modern, either works. Or he’s immortal. But I can just imagine the chaos that a velociraptor in the AC universe would bring. And make it Desmond, even more so.

Then there’s also the idea of whichever Assassins were around in 1924 (when velociraptors were officially categorized) being super confused about why ancient art in Masyaf and works by Leonardo DaVinci seem to depict this dinosaur that was just discovered. Insert 1920’s version of Shaun setting up a conspiracy board.

I had to make this meme…

The funny thing is… raptors are the size of a turkey so I’m just imagining Ratonhnhaké:ton returning to the homestead one day to find the Assassin turkey has made a friend.

Because of his actual size, he can be quite stealthy, making him a good Assassin companion. He also has a big appetite for meat and Leonardo found it fascinating to read an entire page dedicated to the ‘care’ of the creature Altaïr called ‘Desmond’.

Calling it ‘care’ is misleading because it was filled with observations and some complaints of Desmond’s habits, including how he liked to sleep on newly dried laundry.

Leonardo believes Ezio’s Desmond is a ‘descendant’ of Altaïr’s Desmond and paints him. He also wonders how they reproduce considering they are no records of Altaïr’s Desmond having any mate.

And that’s how Leonardo theorizes that Desmonds reproduces all by itself.

That’s right.

‘Desmond’ isn’t Desmond’s name.

‘Desmond’ is the name of the type of creature Desmond is.

Desmond turning into a raptor meant that velociraptors in AC world are now called…

“Desmonds”

No one is more embarrassed by this than Desmond.

But it’s not like he can tell anyone about it.

He was immortal but any time he tried to write by drawing on the ground, it’s just pure gibberish.

But hey…

He is now the ‘model’ of Leonardo’s greatest work titled “Desmond”.

The fact that the art world are actually still debating if Mona Lisa or Desmond is the far superior Da Vinci work only serves to make him all the more embarrassed.

Shaun isn’t helping at all because he keeps researching about Desmonds, all in the hopes of finding another Desmond for… Desmond.

Desmond’s head hurts from all the other Desmonds he had to hear every day.

Immortality truly has its downside.

[skimmingmilk]

Ur my favorite writer so I'm curious to know if you're on team " tails grows taller than sonic, classic taller younger sibling team " orrr " tails stays shorter forever from severe malnutrition in his early childhood, stunted growth team" ?

Any other takes on this?

Aw, thank you! I'm honored you consider me to be one of your favorite writers! That really means a lot <3

Ah... I should've known one day this question would come for me xD Yeah, I've seen lots of art and headcanons where Tails outgrows Sonic. I don't actually see the reverse nearly as often... I've seen a couple people talk about it, but I don't think it's as widespread a take.

Both have their merits! There's a lot you can do design-wise or storytelling-wise with both headcanons!

That being said... personally I headcanon that Sonic stays taller. For me, it mainly comes down to me not really vibing with the "taller younger sibling" trope in other media and fandoms in general. I think it works in some cases, sure! But I feel like I see it so much for every sib set, I'm just kinda tired of it. Plus, as an oldest sibling who got to stay the tallest, I'm happy to give Sonic the same privilege xD I don't give him much, I can give him that, lol.

I don't think it ends up being a huge height difference though, maybe Tails ends up at 3'4" and Sonic at 3'6" or something like that. And I don't necessarily think it's because of childhood malnutrition on Tails's part that he stays shorter, though that is a compelling reason for it! I just think mobian height isn't dependent on species and that Sonic always had a chance of remaining taller. Someone does need to make sure Tails eats though. I think even with a fully stocked fridge, this kid will work right through meals. Maybe that is why he's shorter xD

I can also see why people think Tails will be taller though! Given that he's already fairly close in height to Sonic (2'6" to Sonic's 3'3"), plus the fact that he's taller than Classic Sonic, too, it makes sense that he'd wind up as being the taller of the two eventually. And long, lanky Tails designs can look really cool!

But taller big bro Sonic is just where I stand. I don't think I'll ever get far enough in my fics where Tails would be old enough to overtake Sonic anyway, so it won't really be relevant, but I'm happy to share my personal thoughts on it! Thanks for asking!

[carebird]

"Hey, Touma. You still have ice cream left near your mouth."

The [4am Dusty Love] RabiTV scene keeps popping into my memory once in a while and I go insane.

Also friendly reminder that Haruka filmed it all happening and Minami was really eager to get the video himself...

[niaxbailey]

TASK TWO - FRIENDSHIP MOODBOARD

( @valentinaflorcs ) Just because we can't be together, doesn't mean I won't love you.

[dragontammerz]

I’m probably Chaotic Evil XD

tag yourself i’m the entire “good” row (my queue tag is “something for queue” derived from “something for you” which means exactly Nothing)

[captivemuses]

No stabbing him unless it's the kind where they don't have clothes on. They're past the other kind of stabbing.

[apparently-artless]

[rocktheholygrail]

[rennerator]

CUUUUTE CUUUUTE CUUUUTE!!!! I am, SORRY, BUT, LOOK AT HIM!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE He is SUCH A CUTIE, I CAN'T!!!! Soooo F* ADORABLE!!!!! :D This is LOVELY!!! And FUNNY!!! HAPPINESS!!! Again, I AM SOOO SORRY, but, I CANNOT not think things when I see all that WHITE substance there after some things that were mentioned about a certain blue eyed cutie-patotie! XD Sorry, I can't help myself!!! I can't erase the thoughts anymore!!! kkkkkk Thank YOU!!! Thank YOU SO SOOOO MUCH for this!!!! You are AWESOME!!!! :) <3

Guys, who ate his doughnuts?

[pepperchipper]

psst, buzzcut sniper gives young brad pitt vibes ✨

[roz-ani]

Dadslight

Dadkeep

Dadboss

[bitter--boxx]

g3 cupid my beloved 💘💘

[rennerator]

SUCH A F* GOOOOOOOD SCENE!!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE SOOO SOOOO HOOOOT!!!!!! :D Seriously, I LOVE THIS SCENE!!!! The WAY that Cas just went for it and took control! ;) Also, I see you there, Dean! Wishing it was you, uhm? XD GORGEOUS, MARVELOUS!!!! Thank YOU SO SOOO MUCH for this!!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 132/327 (part 2)

6.10 Caged Heat Written by Brett Matthews & Jenny Klein Directed by Robert Singer Original Air Date: December 3, 2010

[darkrooklobby]

"Trapped in endings I don't want you to know."

(-- alternative colors cuz i'm indecisive:😄)