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Female Mötley crüe headcanons below, warning this varies from serious to super non serious, so sorry for how all over the place these are (and for how short lol)
The idea of fem!Crüe is so interesting to me because It changes their whole story in like massive ways that I couldn't even predict, because unfortunately Mötley in (in the 80s any way) is so deeply seated in sexist idles, them being women changes the flavour of mötley crüe completely.
My best guess is that, realistically, they would be an empowering all female band with a lot of internalised sexism-but just like their male counterparts they are not really emotionally intelligent enough to even realise that they're being sexist in any way, shape or form and because it's the 80s nobody else calls them out on it.
The media would also treat them like an entirely different animal. Especially with the amount of sex they have, because if a guy sleeps around nobody really bats an eye, but when woman does it suddenly it's the scandal of the century, and Mötley makes a lot of scandals. I do predict that their would be a lot more slut shaming in fem!crües run and alot more Catholic/christen parents telling their daughters to never be like them as they'd be sent to hell for all eternity for having per marital sex.
Also they'd be shunned for how crass and dirty they were as people, always swearing and still never showering and never shaving either. (Because unfortunately it is still considered shameful for a women not to shave and talk how she wants)
Despite this in photoshoots they'd definitely be asked to wear far more scantily clad clothing and asked to be on the cover of Playboy magazine, stuff like that.
And y'know what, I think they thrive on this kind of controversy, more so then male crüe, since they actually have a cause to fight for (female empowerment), instead of the mötley guys like low key half assed motto of vaguely just “stand up for what you believe in” and I think that makes them stronger as a unit- they'd definitely go through far more shit together media wise and I think this would bond them closer.
Other interesting thought blubs about fem! crüe :
The Mötley house would still be disgusting, but just in different ways- like I think they just straight up stick their used pads on the bathroom door and hang used tampons on their Christmas tree. There are dirty panties and G-strings covering the ceiling fan, as they take them off after a long show and just fling them up there for fun.
They all hold fast food cups with their tits like this:
(PS, Mick tries to hold it like that but because she's leader of the itty bitty titty committee the cup falls right out)
They don't shave their pubes, underarms or legs at all, and they say they do this because they think it's unfair that men don't have to shave but women do, which is part of it but they mostly don't shave to come off more masculine and feel more normal surrounded by a so many male centric bands.
Current day Fem! Vince would be fat shamed so much more :(((((( (can we as a society stop fat shaming Vince please, even if you don't agree with things he's done, thanks)
Also Mick would be so much more infantalized aswell, because of her AS, I feel like that's accurate.
I also think that early day crüe seventeen year old Tommy would get so many creepy comments from older men in the music industry, I mean the other girls would get them too but like Tommy gets them an obsessive amount I think.
Idk that's all I got rn, add y'alls opinions on what fem crüe would be like in reblogs or comments.
#mötley crüe#mick mars#motley crue#nikki sixx#tommy lee#vince neil#starry rambles#sorry kinda lazy post#schools killing me so have this ig#fem!crue
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do you ever like wanna make something cool but you dont know how so you just sit around like a moron for 5 hours straight pretending you know how
me neither
on a more serious note i know ad astra as a whole isnt over but i still want to thank daybreaker for their fics. what friends are for was the very first md fic i ever stumbled upon when trying out ao3 for the first time, and prior to joining the server i was checking it near daily for uploads. god knows if i'd be as deep in ao3 as i am now if it werent for this story and convenient timing. Thanks for the story.
#so What Friends Are For is over.#i did nOT CRY. i DO NOT CRY.#the lyrics incorporating the lyrics into the final chapter. daybreaker i HATE YOU#i still get GOOSEBUMPS just THINKING about the lyrics and then you FORCE ME to READ THEM#i thought it would be cool for the lyrics to be from different characters so i just picked kinda at random maybe#would i consider this a long post#gonna say no cause its more grid. be happy i didnt spread them out like i usually do#just pretend all the frames are in a consistent style and also better in every way also#oh i could probably tag daybreaker here but i dont remember their tag#its probably @lady-daybreaker or something but im too deep in this to check now#im not that deep im just lazy#i made uzis beanie look good for ONE PANEL. a SINGLE PANEL#and it was the VERY FIRST ONE#this post sucks im going to sleep#art#murder drones#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones uzi#not tagging the lyrics or nori. figure them out yourself bozos#for that one guy who liked how i made the limbs bend in the last one. sorry i got lazy#is there a picture limit
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sketches doodles useless thingies
sorry guys I'm dead summer finally killed me so baii 😁
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#lego ninjago#spinjitzu brothers#ninjago wu#ninjago garmadon#young garmadon#ninjago morro#morro wu#<- Idk how to draw him#ninjago euphrasia#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#there's so much tags...#if u think that spinbros thing is a li'l bit ooc.#u're right actually#I just thought it's silly#ughh I want to talk sm I just don't feel like shitting under images#got your nose!! I ate all of 'em bcuz Im lazy#it's not like I have to post masterpiece everytime. it's just that I feel kinda shitty when all I have is doodles about nothing#y'know#goddess my handwriting is so messed up#I was really sleepy and all I have is my finger sorry guys#bred's art
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#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry#i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless#bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence#to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd#clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO#virtual assistants#clippy#bonzi buddy#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila
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Signature foods >:D
#foolish gamers fanart#foolish gamers#qsmp foolish#jeffrey bacon#IM SO EXCITED OF OPQ!! SURELY NOTHING GOES WRONG !!#also sorry for not posting … i kinda forgot and got lazy LMAOOOO
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@bovineblogger
cow video, as promised
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Former SOLDIER, actually
The Cloud Strife version of this drawing I did like. a day ago?
#all i did was just change the hair and eyebrows and smoothen out the jaw..... i was lazy as fuck llolllll#me distantly remembering that cloud had moles and shit but forgetting where they were: cowabunga#his little freaky eyes..... they glow in the dark. i just know it#my eyes on the other hand are about to melt out of their sockets#i went back and fixed up the belt buckles and shadows bc those things were bugging me a lot in the other pic#anyway. mr unreliable narrator i love you <3#only just realising... he's kinda leaning to one side. like a slut. ough. sorry man#“i wouldn't know. i've never been a slut. sorry man”#cloud strife#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#artoftheagni#people who follow me are gonna be like “why is he posting about this little gremlin” and im terribly sorry but you see. you see The Gremlin#The Gremlin right? yeah. The Gremlin
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little highschool au comic i did like a year ago i think? but i touched it up a bit even though its very sketchy 👍
#smallidarity#my art#so sorry im very lazy but you get the vision#im gonna make it so that Jimmy had a late growth spurt in Highschool and that this takes place in their freshman year#IDEAS.... IDEAS......#also the piglinmynose x sniffermyfeet is kinda similar to this#love shonen romance manga tropes send post#smallidarity highschool au
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ghost story premiere day! check @melliotwrites for more info
#*there's less than a day left* me: does this count as a prediction :33 sorry it's vague i just predict Vibes. stream sheep in wolf country#last several hours i can post this before it comes across as a Reading Comprehension Cringefail! due to the new update (premiere)#which is also to say i've rushed it in the last 24h after cc told me ''go for it''. i haven't digitally rendered like this since i was 15#in lieu of character designs falling into my lap from above i give you wolf & sheep & wolf & sheep. also House. also fire and water concept#brought to you by (1) general excitement i've been swept up in // (2) cc; who i messaged yesterday with a sketch on a half-wet receipt#and was an enabler of this nonsense // (3) copious usage of the procreate liquify tool and eyedropping colours from the pinterest boards#(4) '' rotatable 👍 '' from cc which means that the house in water isn't beset by reflections and vague. and this work is rotatable.#bonus points if you treat both sides as a spot the difference game.#tempted to print this out as like a6 merch. lowkey. // (4) me rendering last minute on the last possible day [art proj flashbacks] //#(5) ghost story art draft 1 i did like dec last year involving a shelf; incense sticks; peeling paint; spilled cup; the whole shebang -#if you look at the water house there's incense sticks in the window. yippee! had fun with that... it never made it out of sketch.#and then i lost the paper. alas. sorry i guess that was fated to never be. here's attempt 2.0 with months of hindsight#anyways let's talk really quick about song assocs! water imagery @idk you anymore // sheep in wolf country!! pretty obv. above#there's a house & there isn't a house. much House. idk how else to put it. // also that one timeline (not a song) saying <house burns down>#incense sticks mentioned in i breathe in you breathe out // the lighting for the field of grass comes from there's a house:#'where the grass looks like fire sick with anticipation'. also in the same song: pond mentioned 💥💥 body of water moment //#also also the house in this work is like. if you took the ghost story header & the ghost story programme houses and smushed them tgt#except i was lazy to render wood that clearly. and last note here is that the smoke was kinda insp from how clouds are done in chinese art.#ghost story musical
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I remember you're genocides 🫵
( do you even remember who moqi is ... hai its me )
now answering to your question.. no sorry i can't remember someone called like that-
(read tags pls)
#i know this thing happens in another scenario#i just remembered watching a video not too long ago where sans says this just here and#well i started drawing blah blah blah until i realized i was wrong all along#i was too lazy to redraw everything that's all#btw sorry for abscense it has been almost three days i think??#i've been trying to draw and stuff but things didn't come out as i wanted and i started to get frustrated#(and i wasn't reblogging anything as well bc i don't wat to fill my profile with reblogs)#this you're all seeing here came out unintentionally and i liked it#although it's a bit too much detailed for something as *unserious* as this ask#but i'm fine with it#i've got two more asks that could work as drawings or mini comics#i'll try to post them asap but i ain't promising anything#cuz mentally i'm kinda unstable my sleep schedule is killing me#so yeah! that's it#undertale#sans#fluffy asks#bunnyoverdose
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gave into the demons finally making the lethal company lu au
#linked universe#lu legend#lethal company#lethal universe? linked company?#tbd#i was gonna wait until i had more done but im lazy and didnt wanna draw the next guy on my list#will post multiple together next time though#rambles incoming#wanted to give legend his hat but didnt want to give him a hat so i kinda took fours hood#sorry four#is it safe to have your hair out on a inter dimensional hazardous moon? who knows#im imagining legend as kinda a jack of all trade yk. he can do everything but doesnt have a “specialty” per se#kilo art
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dokyeom for elle korea ♡~♡
#seokmin#dokyeom#lee seokmin#seventeen#svt#dearkyeom gifs#today i offer u gifs in exchange for Look At My Friend's Art For The NCT Graphic Novel#sorry these gifs are kinda lazy but it's also been a year since i posted anything so :heart hands:#ok thank u luv u
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Taskmaster Series 16 Episode 2 - Hell Is Here
#taskmaster#julian clary#sam campbell#lucy beaumont#susan wokoma#sue perkins#greg davies#alex horne#taskmaster spoilers#Rat post#EP set#sorry I'm kinda late this week#I was lazy as hell today haha#s16
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To Noisette, what do you think of The Doise?
@the-peddito-and-the-doise-show
"I've got nothing against Doise.."
"..but he looks way too much like Theo."
#sorry this is kinda lazy im gonna make the next post longer!!#noisette#pizza tower#noisette pizza tower#pizza tower noisette#rp blog#the noise#the doise
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Howws that fic with your OC going? I’m very intrigued about that one :D
Oh!!! And if you have any new art/tidbits about her?
lmao, its going! I've made progress but now I am sulking like an 18th century poet in their giant, empty study.......Contemplating. Critiquing (just being nervous about posting fic since I havent written anything since I was like. 13. and I'm not exactly a writer, just someone who throws stuff together and goes Well, That's A Plot I Guess!) I'm glad people are intrigued about and Neves dfhjfghf. I DO have some lil doodles of her in the cult. One specific tidbit that makes me laugh: Neves is tall as hell in comparison to the cult members.
I'm not sure how to measure the inhabitants of the Lands of the Old Faith, but I imagine them at least smaller than the average human--mostly because I think its sort of funny to emphasize just *how* out of place Neves is among the Lamb and their flock. This is more like a rough estimate of how they compare LMAO. With her height, the cult members usually ask her to help with picking fruit on big trees or, for example, doing things like standing on her shoulders to clean the Temple windows that are too high up otherwise :') Here's a silly comic w/one of her experiences in the cult too!
#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl oc#cotl au#cult of the lamb fanart#my art#sorry for the human jumpscare again @ everyone in the tags#no one knows how humans work so everyone just kinda makes shit up or tells rumors and fake stories about how fucked up humans are LMAO#this reminds me I have ANOTHER comic to post but I'm lazy.....sorry lads#Neves doesnt fully know what the deal is with the cult until much later. when the horrors truly set in#so for now she's like wow what a weird herd structure. nature is so interesting#also she is trimming the Lamb's hooves bc they are a menace and are too much in the swamplands THEY COULD GET HOOF ROT SMH#shoving my oc into everyone's face again. i promise i'll post fic
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#xyla-does-art#xylas-ocs#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#art#oc#original character#my oc#oc art#oc artwork#oc drawing#ms paint#I was kinda lazy to do her tattoos sorry 4 that I hope you can forgive me...#Also I was like.. HELLA busy with school and shit which is something I told you about on my last post..#anways I'm going to like queque my slightly older works from now on from time to time...#Spotify
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