#sorry jm kinda embarrassing

[nyupuun]

Won Top 4 at locals for the Age of Overlord Sneak Peek (this made me so happy I have to share it everywhere.)

Also, another person really liked the anime (specifically 5Ds) so now we're writing with one another and I don't think I've done anything harder than trying to act normal and allistic about Yugioh. Someone at Locals also said they liked how 'excited' I was about it, and I know it probably wasn't even meant in a mean way but I still felt a bit bad cause I don't even know how to be normal!!!!!

[mrs-monaghan]

wheezing at tkkrs spending all week trying to convince themselves and each other that jk hasn't been online out of respect for his boyfriend's solo debut, only for him to make a ruckus on tiktok today by thirst commenting on jm's dance video with njs 🤨 jk sure isn't winning boyfriend of the year anytime soon. i mean, i thought he was taking a vow of silence to keep the spotlight on th??? using his verified account on tiktok to moan publicly over th's "soulmate" dancing doesn't seem to line up with the narrative.. 🫢

He he hee...

Poor cult people that I never feel sorry for. That account where JK deleted his comment, this is their second video with a shit tone of views

That, is one hell of an edit. I saw that and got kinda triggered because what the actual fuck?! That right there is a very popular Jikook moment that they decided to steal for themselves. That face JK made with his tongue out and raised eyebrows, that was a man feeling cocky as fuck coz his boyfriend has a muscle kink and JK loves to feed it.

Jimin had just spoken some sexy French to JK then continued to tell him just how strong he was. And that was the result. But this tkkr decided to edit that and fool masses because they know their followers dont watch original content. And when people ask if the video is real, OP tells them "yes"

Like, why????

Anyway. Here is the OG.

Thanks @chicknbunny13

And for those who are still wondering these kinds of editing is why tkkrs are so many. Let them continue to be embarrassed and frustrated anon... they deserve it

[bonny-kookoo]

BOOOOOONYYY! :)

What about a very spicy one with Brat Tamer/JM x Brat/Reader where he is her Dance Teacher. Jm wit dark hair

Jimin with black hair >>>>>>>>

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"And where do you think you're going?" Jimin asks, running a hand through his hair thoroughly amused by your frustration.

"Home." You scoff. "Because you suck." Comes from you as well as you put your phone into your bag. You don't even know why you're at his place to begin with- yeah maybe you had hoped for him to genuinely help you get that fucking step right because he won't stop nagging you about how your foot is never placed correctly- but even after three hours of trying to understand the way he's explaining you still don't get it.

He calls himself a dance teacher and yet he's shit at explaining.

"Now now, we can still be classy about it, can't we?" He laughs, walking after you as you make your way to the door. "You're simply too tense darling-"

"Thats what you say every single fucking time!" You argue back, rolling your eyes. "You're too tense, you're getting frustrated, you're not paying attention~!" You mock him, absolutely pissed at the fact that he doesn't seem affected at all. He's still smirking, arms crossed and yet relaxed, watching you.

Maybe the worst thing is that he looks way too hot for you to actually go through with your threat of quitting.

Yes you might have a massive crush on your dance teacher, so what? So does every single other person he teaches it seems- even guys admitting his attractiveness, and it fills you with red hot jealousy because you just know you don't have a chance. And also because you know that he's a player- stories of one night stands and fleeting romances being thrown around left and right and all around him, tales told by whoever you may ask. It makes you mad. Why can't good looking guys have good personalities as well?

"Come on, I'm sorry I've upset you. We can take a break and try again later." He attempts to soothe your anger. "I'd hate for you to go home all riled up like this."

"Yeah right, you just don't want me to go around and tell people how you failed at teaching me." You mumble under your breath as you slip into your boot, pulling the zipper on the side up and catching your finger in it. "Ah fuck!"

See?" He clicks his tongue, moving closer so he can loom over you, taking your boot off again for you. "Dont go please."

"I'm uncomfortable mister park." You say sternly, and much to your surprise, he detaches himself quickly at that. It catches you off guard for a second, and your reaction doesn't go unnoticed.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push myself onto you like that." He apologizes, and it throws you out of your temper tantrum in a way. He would've laughed about it- if it wasn't for the concern that's now breeding in his head. "You seem surprised."

"I mean- kinda?" You say, voice now a lot quieter, almost hesitant. "I- thought you might-"

"I might?" He asks, face unreadable. "I don't believe in forcing myself onto women I'm attracted to- neither to I believe in convincing them." He explains with a serious tone.

"Why not convincing?" You wonder, unsure why you ask out loud like that.

"Sex isn't something you should convince someone to do. You either want it, or you don't." He shrugs. "I'm honestly sorry if I have interpreted your actions wrong. I really never meant to push you." He tells you again, and you sigh.

"Its.. you didn't interpret them wrong." You say. "I'm just.. I don't want to be another girl or guy you sleep with and that's it."

"I've never slept with any of the trainees if that's what you're implying." He scoffs a little. "In fact, I havent had sex in years, ever since I broke up with my ex partner."

"Oh." Is all you can get out, now fully embarrassed that you even for a second believed all of the rumors that were, and still are, floating around him. Of course rumors aren't truths. Why did you believe them so easily?

"Its not your fault for believing what you hear." He smiles again, relaxing. " after all, as a woman, you can't be careful enough these days."

"You seem quite aware of those issues. You know, as a guy." You say, awkwardly standing in front of the closed door.

"I've got many female friends." He shrugs. "Though that's all they are. Friends." He makes sure to press.

"Right." You nod. "Yknow, just like us." You laugh a bit embarrassed, making him smirk slyly.

"Oh?" He asks, amused. "I thought we might have the potential to be more." He wonders out loud, making your eyes widen.

But you easily catch yourself, looking him in the eyes as you cross your arms. "Maybe if you can do your job right and teach me right." You challenge, making him walk closer, close enough to run a hand over your hair- a delicate gesture that evolves into something far more sinful as soon as he grabs your hair firmly.

"How about I teach you proper manners first?" He asks, and you roll your eyes. The audacity.

"Can't even make me dance right." You tell him, and he laughs out loud at your bold words, before he looks down to you with half lidded eyes.

"Oh I'll make you dance, darling."

[hobimo]

sorry if i keep sending you asks i think it would feel a lil weird to dm bc my accounts on sns tend to be kind of throwaway accounts bc i don't know how to build an online presence prob freaks ppl out lol but yeah exactly you can tell that a lot of new jikookers experienced fan fiction for the first time with jikook so they just be reading and writing whatever. no critical thinking just big cocks and alpha knots is what it takes. the thing is that imo years ago you used to like a pairing and then get inspired by them to make up stories/characters, whereas i feel that now jikookers first and foremost see jm and jk's relationship and personalities in That specific way and it translates to fics as well. they keep saying it's just fiction but i don't buy it lmao i think it's the opposite so yeah it kinda fucks the whole thing up yk. OH btw i know that author!!! i have one of their naruto fics saved in my bookmarks so i'm def familiar w them, i'll check it out! ty <3

(i'll censor the names just in case) yeah they're rly good! hmm rk1ve1nk did an interesting spin on omegaverse in Forest,F1re. very animalistic even though the characters were made in a lab, super unique fic. Mo0nJar by them too is pretty cool. changing genres completely, user cartograph1c writes these weird lil fics, def recommended!!

HEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i swear i get so excited when i see you in my inbox hello hello hello

yessssss surveycorpsjean has been Around writing bangers. i am just discovering bakudeku the last few months tho so im extra insane about them 👍also recommend watching trigun for normal reasons (please. please please please please we need more people with trigun brainrot. if u like the hanged man archetype and characters doomed by the narratve and tragic siblings you will Love trigun.)

thank you very much for the fic recs!!!!!!! i have heard of the first author but cant think of the fic ive read so i will check it out. im such a fucking sucker for super animalistic a/b/o..... that furry shit is so good

i have so many thoughts about the way people talk and think about jimin these days but im so scared putting them on public posts will get me doxxed or some shit. people are very attached to the idea that jimin acts openly queer which is really like. well. yeah. i definitely think people reallyyyy need to remember it doesnt matter how much you believe someone famous is queer theyre just presenting in a way that makes them happy and you really do NOT need to decide whether that's queer or not lmao in fact i think it says way more about someone when they decide he's queer because he doesnt act like a "typical man". like yeah in his performances obviously he explores gender some times but like sometimes songwriters are also exploring themes and thoughts that are purely creative. sometimes its not about them (and sometimes it is!) but. yeah. you can PERCEIVE him as queer if it makes you happy but you gotta remember thats not fact thats just what YOU think. yknow. and i also think this translates kinda into the fic people consume and create.

like here's the thing. people dont need to ACT a certain way to be considered men like thats ridiculous if youre a man youre a man regardless of how you act or what u say or what bits you have. same for any gender. which is why i generally think critiquing the cringey wattpad fics is a slippery slope. however, do i also think a lot of them have a very distinct cishet girl fantasy..... yes. but its embarrassing to write Y/N fic. so theyve gotta vent their desires somehow which is like fine i dont give a shit what people write. (as much as it bothers me how uncritically people read it and get it popular) but sometimes in a/b/o especially....... its VERY clear when your biases come out. which is why its sooooooooo obvious when someone who has never met real life queer people writes it. for example grouping "women and omegas" like they fill the same role despite being different subgenders when u could specify like. omegas and female betas. if u wanted. implying that women are still women even if theyre alpha but omegas are not men anymore. you get me? the fact that u decided to include male/female gender essentialism in the fic genre specifically around Not doing that is so unbelievably on the nose. and yet i see it everywhere. (i also think this is a symptom of people never having read other fandoms tho. they dont even know about gock [girl cock]).

also fics where the major antagonists are a group of girls that harrass jimin r super mean bc god we cant have a MAN do that or he's a predator. you get me? and the alpha jk who is quiet and broody and doesnt even HAVE to fight bc he's soooooooo strong the other alphas are just scared of his vibes. like you know the type of fic im describing. in general whenever the major antagonist of the fic is a bunch of women who also want to fuck jk (which like. if we're supposed to believe jk is soooo hot... like. they should?) and the author calls them a "gaggle" of women and emphasises how they "giggle" and their high pitched unpleasant voices..... brother we have some serious internalised misogyny to unpack with that one.

sorry this is such a massive rant I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS. IVE READ SO MUCH BAD FIC IVE NOTICED SO MUCH

[luv-leni]

Just B reaction to confessing to you

Warnings: none

Enjoy!!

Lim Jimin

Prince Charming right here

Pulls out every stop in existence

He wants to impress u and unlike chuji he succeeds most of the time

He shows off the best sides of him

When u guys are around his members he shows how caring he is to them

Really good to u as well

Opens doors for u

Touches u any chance he gets

Not in a weird way but like if ur walking together he’ll pull u out of the way of other people

Or if u almost trip or smth he’ll grab ur shoulders and hold u close to him while telling u to be careful

Bro no way u won’t fall for him

He asks u out in a very charming way

Will pull up to ur door late in the evening

Maybe even with a rose

And ask u to go on a date with him

He got this tactic right out of a romance movie but it’s working and u are falling in love with this idiot

He grins at u when u pull him inside ur house and give him a hug saying u would love to go on a date with him

U two spend the rest of the night talking happily about the date u are gonna go on

Geonu

Geonu would admire u from afar for quite a while before he confessed

U two would probably be in the same friend group but u don’t hang out one on one too often

Even so he is super sweet to u

He makes sure ur having fun and if u look uncomfortable he’ll ask if ur okay

Eventually keeping his distance would be too much

He just likes u too much and can’t keep it to himself anymore

So he invites u over for a one on one hang out session

U are very confused because he’s never done this before but also excited because !!!cute boy wants to hang out!!!

U get there and he is very nervous

Poor boy is trying to work up to asking u out

You’d catch on to his nervousness and ask him what was up

And his feelings would go falling out of his mouth

He is so embarrassed he just wants to hide but he waits patiently for ur reaction

He can’t believe it when u pull him into a hug and say u feel the same way

Geonu is so cute I'm hurt

Bain

Bain does not want to ever be away from u

After u guys first become friends he finds himself missing ur company more and more

So he asks u to hang out so much

U two become besties in like a month

The rest of the boys know how much he likes u and makes fun of him constantly sometimes even in front of u

Bain drags u away from them when they do that

Anywho Bain is super affectionate towards u

He loves how close u two are but he just wants to get even closer

U probably know how much he likes you bear can’t keep secrets

Ur just waiting for him to make the first move

He decides to make his move at one of ur sleepovers

U two are cozied up together watching a movie

Well ur watching the movie bain is admiring how pretty you are

U catch him staring and ask him what’s on his mind

In a bout of confidence he says you 😳

Lets be honest that’s probably about as far as he gets into his confession before u kiss him

His face was so close what else were u supposed to do??

He gives one of those happy/disbelief laughs after u pull apart

He’s the happiest person ever after he realizes what that kiss means

U like him

JM

Oh boy

Chuji is tripping over himself trying to impress u

Sometimes metaphorically sometimes literally

He’ll try to show off his sick dance moves but get distracted by ur smile and face plant

He’s embarrassed around u 24/7

While he isn’t really successful at impressing u his attempts are absolutely adorable

He feels so giddy when u laugh around him even if ur laughing at him

U catch on to how hard he tries and how much he likes u so u give him a lot more attention

U give him complements and buy him food

Ur actions make him think that maybe he’s got a shot with u

So he plans to ask u out casually so if u reject him it’s not too embarrassing

But why would u reject this cutie?

So he asks u out at a coffee shop, a classic

U can tell he is a little nervous because he isn’t talking as much as he usually does

Once u get settled he asks to make ur coffee shop outing a date

He’s so relieved when u say yes

A casual and cute confession

Doyum

Super friendly

He is so friendly it almost seems like he’s flirting

He would confuse u so much with this because like u hope he’s flirting but what if he’s just really friendly

It’s a struggle 😓

He loves making u laugh so he becomes a comedian around u

He always wants u to have a good time around him

He’d try to get closer to u by doing things that only the two of u would understand

Like maybe making inside jokes

Or just making faces at u from across the room

And what do u know? it works!

Now u both have this chemistry and it’s obvious u like each other but neither of u are doing anything about it so it’s just a struggle for u two to not smooch each other every second

Anyway back on topic doyum probably gets pushed by his friends or the boys to do something about his feelings

I’m so sorry but doyum probably asks u out over text 😭

boy is nervous leave him alone

He would sound pretty normal over text but on the other end of the phone he’s sweating and shaking

The seconds it took u to respond were some of the most stressful seconds of his life

When u say yes he’s so happy and smiley

So cheerful he annoys the rest of the boys for weeks

Sangwoo

U guessed it he’s shy

He wants to charm u but his feelings just overwhelm him whenever u come around

His stomach twists up and his face turns red

Ur gonna need to either be less shy than he is or have an icebreaker

Once u guys start talking his personality shines through a bit more

His sarcasm would make u laugh so much

Ooh boy his confidence would skyrocket hearing u laugh at something he said

That doesn’t mean he’s not shy but he’s now much more comfortable around u

Can comfortably crack a few jokes around u now

He has absolutely no idea where to start when it comes to asking u out

He kinda wants to ask u out over text too

But he decides that’s lame and decides to ask u out somewhere that’s in public but not too crowded

Maybe a cozy diner

U meet him there and he is pretty nervous

He says he has to tell u something and with the way he’s acting u think he’s gonna end ur friendship

He stalls for a while and once he spits out that he really likes u and wants to date u

*cricket cricket* awkward silence time

Bro he is so embarrassed he gets up to leave 😭

U stop him and tell him u like him ur just surprised

This boy goes “oh okay”

Then he sits back down and?? wait?? u said u like him???

Sangwoo malfunctions

Ur gonna have to take the lead from there as far as planning a date and stuff

Don’t worry sangwoo will find his footing eventually but for now he’s gonna explode every time he looks at you 👍🏻

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

Hello! Hope you are doing well. Wanted to ask what you thought of Jikook’s rainy day fight?

Hiii. I

I have some thoughts about it, but honestly I feel like there's not much to have any opinions about the fight in itself because we don't really know the details. There's literally no context to it.. We barely know when did it exactly happen T_T I feel like there's a huge difference between 2015 jikook having an argument vs. 2016 jikook having an argument. Even if I don't think they were together or in love in 2016, feelings seemed to be more intense than in 2015. So, yeah. Idk maybe it's not a huge detail to others but to me it would make a difference. (Not that it matters but, in my mind, it happened in 2016 hehe 😛)

More than giving me any idea about their relationship or dynamic as a whole, honestly, it just gave me a bit more insight into their own personalities. We don't really know what they were fighting about or reacting to, just that those reactions (JM telling JK that he wouldn't care about him, JK crying and going after him, JM waiting for him) happened.

I think it conveys how strong Jimin's feelings for JK were. Or just how deeply he feels in general, to be honest. Jimin did say in his latest bday live that the feelings he has for the members are not a matter or liking them or not liking them, but they're far more complicated than that. I think his words (the translation) were something like "I've developed feelings [for the members] that I can't explain". If he's in love with JK, and has been so for a few years, imagine the intensity... just IMAGINE. Like, all those complex feelings he has for the other members but if what he feels for JK is romantic love (which I personally believe it is) then it's 10000 times worse. When you think of it like that, him being the way he is with JK on public just makes so much sense. He's more calm these days, but yeah... think Jimin and the way he acted with JK in 2014, 2015, 2016. There are jikook clips from those years I can't watch without dying from the second hand embarrassment.

Jimin getting so upset as to tell JK he would cut all ties with him and walking away just makes so much sense. They could've been fighting about the pettiest of things and it would still make sense. Just because the feelings in between were probably already not exactly platonic.

JK cried when Hobi was about to leave the group before they debuted and he had only known Hobi for a couple of years. He cried when he fought with Jimin, and even though he had already known him for more time, I think that too is a testament to JK's personality, how deep his feelings for the members and Jimin were already, and that he probably doesn't cope well with loss. In the case of the fight with Jimin, he also was at fault (I mean, he said he was sorry for it) and JK maybe now doesn't seem to care as much about what people think of him, but back then he cared a lot. So I think guilt and the fear of loss plus his kinda complicated, probably on-the-verge-of non platonic feelings for Jimin pushed him to run after him.

I've always believed that for a long time before maybe getting together, their relationship was one where that possibility was always present. I don't know how to explain it but it's something that I've experienced, too and I can't put it into words. A kiss me are you joking yeahhh hahaha... or am I? Kind of relationship. And that's one of the reasons they've always had such a sizzling 🤪 chemistry. There's people you just have that with, even of you're not dating or in love with them. Whether that develops into a romantic relationship or not is a whole other topic.

It's why I think the "you will only understand jikook if you've been in a long term relationship married since 1780" it's kind of lame... There are so many types of relationships, I've been in long term short term friendships that were way too flirty friends that I've hooked up with and never actually dated, etc. I see all that in jikook. I don't always see long term couple. Sometimes I don't see a couple at all. Sometimes I just see two guys who aren't straight and are attracted to each other and having fun because they can and they want to. I don't think people who see them as long term are wrong, I just think it's dumb to believe that only people in long term relationships can "validate" jikook as a couple. Like I could also be petty and say maybe all of you haven't been in enough relationships and can't see all the other possibilities. You could even "understand" jikook just by having had a beautiful, fulfilling, functional, close friendship. Sometimes friendships are even more special than romantic relationships.

I think of the same scenario of the fight with JK and any other member and like... I seriously can't imagine JK running after some members. I won't name them but yeah, take your guesses. Maybe I'm wrong, tho.

I can't help but to think also about how JK is probably the type who reacts to ultimatums more than he reacts to familiarity lmao. I've mentioned before about how I think that JK took Jimin for granted for a long time, when they were younger. They had that argument and Jimin made a serious threat of not caring about him anymore and JK reacted to that. For most of the time, people are there for us and we don't really think about what they mean to us until their presence in our lives is compromised. I think that was the case for JK. Losing Jimin, something he probably never had to worry about because JM was just always there, suddenly became a reality and he didn't want that to happen.

So, yeah. I never saw it as something that was directly an explanation for their relationship or dynamic back then but like I've said, to me it's more about what their reactions during that fight say about them as people, as two separate guys. And as a sidenote, it says a bit about their relationship but I've never felt that was the focus.

[ddwcaph-game]

i already have crushes for the both of them but i’m curious…

kian is amazing. overall hes a really fun person to be friends with imo. he’s usually really happy and a jokester. making dumb jokes and it’s hence why he gets along with wayne the best and often tied up into his pranks. he’s definitely a troublemaker but he’s truly a big sweetheart, if a little naive. kian is althetic and is part of the sports team. he really wants to be a famous althlete when he grows up. he’s also emotional and surpisingly, kind of a crybaby. kit, his older sibling, is usually the one to save him from encounters with b because of this and he’s dependent on them. but he likes making people happy and helping out. he’s also a flirt, leaning mainly towards guys.

kit meanwhile is mostly reserved, quiet, and cold, and awkward at times. but they do have their occasional moments of being soft or selfless and do care about their friends deeply which causes kian to make fun of them for actually being a softie. they’re also very smart, discliplined, top 5 of their class, and aspiring to be a scientist, and is curious about the world around them. and that makes them seem like a serious person because they tend to follow the rules yet they actually quite silly or mischievous in private whether it’s to indulge in f6e, themself, kian, or just for fun. they’re a loyal, honest person and protective over kian. they dislike physical touch and are independent yet likes when people do things for them even if they usually turn them down. it is also embarrassed when it comes to puppy love. they are best friends with lily because of their similar interest to learn more about the world around them.

Hellooo! Thank you for consulting Roselyna's matchmaking service! sorry for the late reply! mommy said i need to finish my homework first. let me know if you need help with your homework too! ❤️ Kian: hmm, i feel like you want me to pick wayne for kian? I dunno, i cant pick wayne just because they both like being silly! no one will be able to stop their silliness and wayne already has a lot of cards anyway. im not sure if JM will like him kian probably hates B, but i have a feeling that they'll be cute together. and if he likes making people happy, then maybe he can help me convince B to stop being mean!

❤️ Kit: i also kinda wanna pick B for the same reason, but i think both JM and lily will like them. if they're BFFs with lily then I'd pick lily, but JM's more thoughtful than her and he's not gonna make fun of them unlike lily. and i think a little silly would be good for JM too. but if kit doesnt mind having adventures then lily would be better! even if lily isn't 100% honest all the time i wanna give kit a hug too but its ok if they dont wanna

[ethereousdelirious]

I’m baaack from my writing hiatus :P I come bearing gifts:

Fandom: The M.agnus A.rchives

Characters: M.artin, J.on (+S1 crew)

Pairings: Jo.nMar.tin

Tropes: standard “stubborn sick character, persistent caretaker”

Summary: standard “J.on gets sick at work and is stubborn about it; Martin is equally as stubborn about taking care of him”

Warnings/Notes: JM isn’t exactly my (wait for it) cup of tea (ba dum tsh) and I kinda lost the thread of where the story was going, so it’s a bit slice-of-lifey and kinda ends in a weird spot? It’s not Hurt No Comfort, though, I didn’t leave it hanging that much ;) I honestly wasn’t gonna post this but then I remembered the whole cake thing and thought you Jon Enjoyers might like it :)

In a half-daze, Martin watched the water in the electric kettle dance as it started to boil. He had bent at the waist so he could rest his chin on the counter, and it was starting to hurt a bit, but he made no effort to stand. He liked working in the Archives but sometimes the peace and quiet made him sleepy. 

"What are you doing?" Jonathan's voice came flat and annoyed from the doorway to the breakroom.

Martin straightened up, unable to stifle an exclamation of surprise. "Oh! Hi, Jon."

Jonathan only raised an eyebrow. He had been grumpier than usual today. Tim and Sasha had been grumbling about it all morning.

Remembering the question, Martin gestured to the kettle. "I was just gonna make some tea. I'm on my break, so. Thought I might make some for everyone." He gestured at the mismatched line of cups and mugs on the countertop, teabags already in place.

Jonathan's expression seemed to soften at the edges, though he didn't smile. "That's why I came in here, actually. My throat's a little…" He sighed. "It doesn't matter."

"Maybe you ought to take a break from reading statements?" Martin suggested as gently as he could. He knew how Jon got about his statements, snappish and possessive like a stray dog with a bone.

Sure enough, Jon scowled. He looked like he was going to say something, probably a pointed remark about Martin's work ethic, but instead he only swallowed thickly and placed two fingers to the base of his throat, like he could soothe the pain from the outside. He coughed experimentally.

Martin reached for one of the cupboards and started moving things aside. "I'll put some honey in yours. Did you know that honey actually has mild antibacterial properties?"

"Er, no," Jonathan said, but he didn't appear to be listening all that closely. He had moved out of the doorway and was poking through drawers and cabinets, their contents clattering as he examined them.

"What are you looking for?" Martin asked.

Jonathan sighed, like Martin's continued presence was such a cause for annoyance that he couldn't not express his irritation. "Painkillers. I've got a bit of a headache."

"Same drawer as the first aid kit." Martin went back to looking for the honey.

"That makes sense, I suppose."

They were silent for a moment, as Martin poured the water and carefully stirred honey into the mug he had chosen for Jonathan, while Jonathan took more than the recommended dose of painkillers and washed out his water glass in the sink.

"Hope you're not coming down with something," Martin said offhandedly, passing Jon his tea.

"Thank you," Jonathan said with barely-concealed venom. "I'm going back to work now. I suggest you do the same."

Martin tried to ignore the sting of Jon's words.

When he was feeling bored and restless yet again, Martin got up to collect everyone's empty mugs. Tim and Sasha were nearby, but Jon… He was sequestered away in his new office. Martin left the empty mugs on his desk and marched right up to the door. No time for anxiety, no time to brace for whatever barb Jonathan was going to hurl at him this time.

Upon getting close enough to look in the tiny window on the door, Martin stopped dead. Through the glass, he could see Jonathan, slumped over at his desk with his head resting in his hand. His eyes were just barely open, and even from that distance Martin could see Jon's irises moving, tracking his place on the statement he was reading.

Jonathan had never had the greatest posture to begin with, but this was abnormal, even for him. He looked like he was having trouble keeping himself upright and, Martin noticed with a pang of worry, the hand not supporting his head was clenched in the fabric of his shirt over his stomach.

For a moment, Martin was frozen, utterly unsure of what to do. He didn't want to just barge in while Jon was in the middle of a statement. He waited a moment longer. Luckily, Jonathan seemed to be finishing up. He sat up a little straighter and set the statement aside, speaking a few more words before finally turning off the tape recorder.

Martin didn't waste any time, practically throwing himself through the door before Jon could even think about picking up another statement from the impressive stack on his desk.

"What is it?" Jonathan snapped, not even bothering to try to hide the naked animosity on his face, the raw irritation at having his work interrupted. He didn't lift his head from where it was cradled his right hand, his thumb pressed firmly to his temple.

"I, um--" Martin faltered. "Well, I, I was just walking by your office and I happened to glance in and see you and I just thought--" Pause. Breathe. "You look really ill, Jon. Are you feeling okay?"

"Not really," Jonathan said, softening up a little. "But I have work to do, so." He looked pointedly at the door.

"You can take a day off, you know," Martin said back. He checked his watch. "More like a half day, now."

"I don't need to take a day off," Jon said, his voice flat and annoyed.

"A break, then," Martin insisted.

"I just had a break. So did you." As much as he was arguing, Jon was making no effort to hide the wince that distorted his features every time he swallowed or the way his ragged nails dug into the skin of his forehead. He shifted slightly when he saw Martin looking him over, uncomfortable under the analytic gaze."I'm fine," he said, a touch petulantly, and that was when Martin knew he had won the argument.

"You can barely even sit up. Come on." Martin offered Jon his hand, and Jon looked at it with ill-disguised contempt before standing up on his own. He was pale under the fluorescent lights except for the unmistakable flush of a fever on his cheeks. That was something. Though it wouldn't win him any points with Jon, Martin could always threaten to tell on him to Elias. If Jon was going to despise him no matter what, the least Martin could do was keep him safe.

But that was for later. For now, Martin would walk Jon to the break room and look after him.

Tim and Sasha were both standing, Tim standing with his lower back pressed against the counter and Sasha with her hand against the table. They were talking animatedly about something, but both jumped guiltily and went silent when they saw Jon.

The impression of guilt melted away when Jon barely even looked at them and collapsed heavily onto the small sofa, pale and sweating.

"You okay, boss?" Tim asked.

Martin refilled the kettle and turned it on. "He's a little sick."

"Looks a lot sick to me," Tim remarked with a quick glance at Jon. He had tilted forward so he could rest his elbows on his knees and was breathing heavily.

"Really," Sasha added. Jon obviously wasn't in any shape to be answering questions, so she looked to Martin. "Is he okay?"

Martin shrugged, trying to hide his worry for the sake of not embarrassing Jon. "I'm sure it's nothing a little rest can't fix."

"And tea," Tim said with a good-natured roll of his eyes.

"Obviously," Martin and Sasha said at the same time, and then they laughed.

This ended abruptly when Jon made a muffled noise and shot out of the room, nearly knocking into Sasha on his way out.

"Shit." Martin said.

For a split second, they stood in silence.

"Are you going to go get him?" Tim asked.

"I…" Martin blinked. "I'm not like his keeper or anything, I just work here!"

"Someone should make Elias send him home," Sasha said.

"You're Jon's favorite," Martin said with just a trace of bitterness. "Why don't you go check on him?"

"Because he's probably passed out in the men's room," Sasha said back. "You go get him. I'll tell Elias he needs to go home."

"I'll disinfect the couch," Tim said, fighting a smile.

Martin sighed. "I'll go get him. And talk to Elias if I have to. You guys… Enjoy your long break, I guess."

Tim patted him on the back as he left. "Good luck."

"You'll need it!" Sasha said cheerfully.

By the time Martin made it to the bathroom, Jon had made some effort to clean himself up and then collapsed by the sinks. At least he was sitting up and appeared to be conscious. His face was wet, dripping water. Martin wasn't sure if he had been sick or just been overtaken by the need for quiet, and he was equally unsure that Jon would tell him if he asked.

"Jon!" Martin rushed to his side and pressed a hand to his forehead without even thinking about it. "You're--"

"Burning," Jon said hoarsely.

Martin's hand travelled lower, to Jon's neck, and he pressed two fingers to the carotid artery. Jon's pulse was rapid and fluttery and he pulled away from the touch.

"Did that hurt?" Martin moved his fingers higher, to the lymph node.

"You're not a doctor," Jon said, pulling further back, seeming to shrink into himself.

"Sorry." Martin dropped his hand. "I really think you need to go home."

"It's fine," Jon said. "I have more statements to read."

There was an odd kind of desperation in his voice that Martin couldn't begin to understand. "Jon. I can tell you're in pain. If it hurts to talk, you shouldn't be reading statements. It's getting worse, isn't it?"

Jonathan said nothing, which was answer enough.

Martin stood. "Come on, I'll call you a taxi."

"Elias--" Jon started to protest, but cut himself off, one hand flying to the base of his neck.

"I'll tell him."

Unable or unwilling to talk, Jon nodded begrudgingly and forced himself to his feet.

The resentment in his eyes sent an ache through Martin's chest, but he only stood and held the door open for Jon.

"You're welcome," he said softly, watching Jon stalk down the hall without waiting for him. He sighed, and the door slammed shut behind him.

Martin wasted a moment staring at his shoes. He tried so hard and all he ever got back was vitriol from Jon and teasing from the others. After that brief wave of self-pity came the guilt for daring to feel so sorry for himself when Jon was seriously ill and seriously ill-inclined to take care of himself.

Martin sighed and shook his head. The sooner he found Elias, the sooner he could work on getting Jon to go to A&E instead of holing up in his flat or, god forbid, his office.

And then, as though Martin's thoughts had summoned him, Elias rounded the corner. He nodded in greeting and then paused, face darkening. "Everything alright, Martin? You look upset."

"Oh, uh." Even though Elias was always popping up like this, it was hard not to be startled. "Elias. I was just about to come find you, actually. It's Jon."

"Oh?"

"He's ill-- really ill; he needs to go home but I don't-- I'm going to call him a cab. Just wanted to let you know."

Elias nodded. "I appreciate you letting me know. And wish Jon well for me, would you? See to it that he gets well soon."

"Um, yeah." That certainly hadn't been what Martin was expecting. "O-of course. I'll just-- I'm gonna go." He turned away and attempted the impossible feat of rushing for Jon's office without seeming like he was trying to get away from Elias, which he very much was. He could swear he felt Elias' gaze on him even after he'd reached Jon's office and shut the door behind him. It was eerie.

"Martin." Jonathan looked like he regretted speaking even that one word. He made an abortive motion, reaching for his throat and then letting his hand drop. He had abandoned dignity alarmingly quickly and slumped over with his face on his desk. He had even undone the top few buttons of his shirt.

"Oh, Jon," was all Martin could say. "I can't let you go home like this."

Jon glowed at him but had evidently learned his lesson about trying to speak. He was breathing too fast, his shoulders rising and falling in unsteady cadence. Martin reached out to feel his forehead again and Jonathan jerked back so violently he nearly knocked his chair over.

"Sorry," Martin said. He really couldn't do anything right, could he? "I'm not gonna-- hurt you." Had someone hurt Jon before? Why was he so jumpy? He reached out again and Jon actually smacked his hand away. "Okay, sorry. No touching."

Jonathan nodded.

Martin sighed, unsure of quite what to say. He could waffle all he wanted about tenacity or dedication, but in the moment, there was no denying to himself that Jon was stubborn. He was stubborn to the point of being self-destructive and Martin would have to be careful.

"You really should go to A&E."

Jon shook his head no, then squeezed his eyes shut for a moment.

"Well, I can't just dump you in a taxi."

Jonathan nodded.

"No, Jon, I can't. Can you even stand up on your own? Don't--! There's no need to demonstrate. I get it."

Jonathan sat down and exhaled shakily through his mouth. It wasn't just his breathing, he was shaking all over and wincing every time he swallowed.

"Let me take you home."

Pause. Jon eyed him with suspicion and Martin felt compelled to elaborate, "Just to make sure you don't, you know, collapse on the pavement and end up in hospital anyway."

Jonathan, evidently having no other way to communicate his displeasure, stuck out his tongue. Martin couldn't help but laugh.

"Is that a yes?"

Jonathan nodded.

[lil-papaya-tifosi]

henlo¡ i've recently found your works and they are amazing, i hope you guys can write more in the future and become bigger since everyone deserves to read your stuff. i'd like to request a ANGST one shot (it can be with either jk or jm, or with... whoever you want tbh) with chubby! reader, i feel like that minority is left out in the ff world and even if im not chubby myself i want to read different stuff and understand different feelings. hope you guys can take me into account! love you lots💜

A/N: Hey Sweetie! Dezzy here. Thank you so much for making this request. We loved working on it and love talking to you! I hope you like it!

Planning: Sunnie, Bunny, Dezzy

Writer: Dezzy

Word Count: 1837

Spring had always been your favorite time of year. The flowers blossoming, the beautiful weather, it was all so wonderful to you. For the first time in a while, your idol boyfriend, Park Jimin, was on a break, which meant he spent every second with you. You loved how caring and clingy he was, always being a cuddly person yourself. He loved showing you off and telling people about your relationship, which made you uncomfortable sometimes, but he was just proud to be yours. You were a little on the chubbier side, so you were very self conscious and insecure and mainly wore clothes that covered your body, making sure not to embarrass him by your appearance.

Today, however, you felt great. You wore a flowy sundress with a light cardigan. The weather was gorgeous so you decided to get out of the house and do a little shopping at the outdoor mall. Hand in hand, you and Jimin had scoured the racks to find summer clothes for the both of you, finding a bunch of things that looked amazing. You decided to take a little shopping break and get some ice cream in a little shop. You sit by the window, enjoying the view as you eat, making small talk as you people watch. “Aw, look at that couple. They’re so cute.” You say, pointing at a couple wearing matching light blue sweaters. “Yeah, well, we’re cuter.” He smiles at you, making you blush.

“Excuse me, miss.” You turn your head to see an adorable little boy looking brightly at you. “Hi, sweetie. Can I help you with anything?” You ask softly. “Can I feel the baby in your tummy?” He asks, and your heart sinks. Your face visually drops, but you put on a small smile, still trying to be sweet to the kid. “I’m sorry, sweetie, but there’s no baby in there.” You reply softly. “Kwongwoo! I’m so sorry, ma'am. He doesn’t have any manners.” The mother rushes over, grabbing the little boy by his arm. “It’s okay, don’t worry.” You smile, hiding your hurt. She pulls him away, and Jimin gives you a sad look, but you brush it off, not wanting to ruin the day with your insecurity. You can see the woman kneel to talk to the boy, trying to keep her voice down, but it doesn’t work.

“Darling, you can’t ask women if they’re pregnant. Some women are just a little more…” She trails off, hoping he gets the message. Apparently, he does. “Fat!” He says, proud that he finished her sentence, but sending a dagger through your heart. Your fake smile fades, and you set your bowl of ice cream down on the table. “I think I’m done.” You say, looking out the window. “Baby, you only eat half of it though.” Jimin whines, but you shake your head in protest. “I’m not hungry anymore.” You say, pulling your cardigan tighter around your body. He nods in understanding, leaving it at that.

“Ooh, let’s go in here. It looks cute.” He says, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and guiding you towards a small boutique. “Jimin, I kinda just wanna go home.” You admit, not wanting to be in public anymore. “Just a few more stops. Please? I’d really love to spend my day out with my love.” He begs, pressing a kiss to your temple. “Alright.” You sigh in defeat, remembering that you can’t let your low self esteem ruin his day. He guides you into the shop, you standing back as he searches through the racks. “This would look so cute on you!” He says, grabbing a flowy flower print tank top. It is cute, but you know your arms wouldn’t look good in it. “I don’t know.” You say, looking away from it. He holds onto it, intent on purchasing it. He looks through the pants too, finding some cute high waisted shorts. “These are perfect! And they’d go great with the tank top.” He says, holding them up. All you can think about is the way your legs and all your cellulite would ruin the look. You say nothing, and he pouts a bit.

“Excuse me, ma'am?” He says, and you watch as he calls over one of the employees. “Can I get your opinion on something?” He asks her. “Jimin, please don’t.” You beg, not wanting to draw attention. “Yes, how can I help you?” She asks, and you just hide behind Jimin. “Don’t you think these would look amazing on my beautiful girlfriend?” He asks. “Oh definitely. She’s gorgeous, she could pull off anything. That dress you’re wearing is super cute, miss.” She says, and you peak out from behind his shoulder, seeing the genuine smile on her face. “T-Thank you.” You say softly. She helps Jimin check out the clothes and you’re on your way to one more store he’s been dying to take you to, full of beautiful gowns.

“Jimin, don’t you think these are all a bit too flashy for me?” You ask, looking around at all the dresses. “No way. Just like that lady said, you look amazing in anything.” He smiles, taking your hand in his as he looks around. He gasps and turns to you, smiling. “Baby, close your eyes. I want this to be a surprise.” He says with the biggest grin on his face. You shake your head softly, but do as he says, closing your eyes until he tells you to open them, the dress he chose already paid for and in a bag. “Alright. We can go home now.” He says, still smiling.

Once you get home, he brings all the shopping bags to the bedroom, calling you in there. “Now, can you please try this on? I think it’s gonna look gorgeous.” He says, holding the bag from the dress shop. You nod, and he leaves the room, leaving you alone. You pull the dress out, and it’s incredible. It was a light pink color with a ruffle top, spaghetti straps, a long skirt, with soft lace on the torso. It’s beautiful, but you’re afraid to try it on. No, you have to. He wants you to. You nod in determination as you strip your clothes off.

The dress is beautiful. You absolutely adore it. There’s one main thing you don’t love though, the way you look in it. It shows too much skin for your liking, the waistband squeezing at your love handles. You make it look lumpy, and you can’t help but tear up. It’s such a gorgeous dress you’re ashamed that you make it look terrible. It was probably expensive too. You hate wasting Jimin’s money. Maybe you can return it. The little tear drops turn into you fully sobbing as you sit down on the edge of the bed. “Baby, is everything alr- Sweetheart.” Jimin pushes the door open, rushing over you. “What’s wrong?” He asks, kneeling before you and wiping your tears. “It-its the dress.” You sob, completely breaking down.

“What about the dress, my love? What’s wrong with it? It looks amazing.” He cooes, trying his best to calm you down. “It is amazing, but I make it look horrible.” You sob, holding your face in your hands. “No you don’t. If anything, you make it look even better.” He assures you, his voice calming you down just a bit. “No I don’t. My fat arms are just on display now, you can clearly see my muffin top, my thighs are stretching out the top of the skirt. It just, doesn’t look right on me.” You tell him, not crying as much anymore but still upset. He cups your cheek, rubbing the tears away while giving you a sad smile. “Come here. I wanna show you something.”

He grabs you by your hands and gently pulls you up off the bed, guiding you to stand in front of the mirror, his toned chest pressed against your back. You see your reflection, but turn your head to avoid seeing it. “Baby, please look.” He begs, hugging you around your waist. You cave, looking in the mirror and tearing up again at the sight of you. “No no, sweetheart. Please don’t cry.” He says, reaching up and wiping your tears again before placing small kisses on your bare shoulders. “You wanna know what I see when I look in this mirror?” He asks. You nod, his chin resting on your shoulder, his hands slowly and gently running over your body.

“When I look in this mirror, I see the love of my life, the most beautiful woman in the world. Maybe not the definition of beauty to everyone else, but absolutely perfect in every single way to me. I see my girl, that looks amazing in any outfit, has the cutest smile, the sexiest curves. You give the best hugs too, you know? It’s like, with you, I can hug you as tight as I want, and I’m not afraid to break you like those toothpick hostesses on TV. I can squeeze you and kiss you and cuddle you as much as I want and I’m not afraid.” He tells you the last part while squeezing you tight, peppering kisses all over your cheek, making you giggle. “And that laugh, God that laugh is music to my ears. Y/N, do you remember when I was struggling with image issues and an eating disorder?” He asks, the memory of it breaking your heart. “Do you remember what you told me back then?”

“That you were much more than your appearance and your health is more important that your looks.” You recall. “And that you loved my cheeks being chubby because you could poke them a lot.” He chuckles. “Yeah, I remember.” You giggle, relaxing a bit. He turns you around to face him, still holding you around your waist as he brings his hand up, wiping away the rest of your tears. “Y/N, you are so much more than what’s on the outside. You’re beautiful inside and out, and I couldn’t think of a better woman for me. I just want you to see the perfect woman I see.” He says, placing a small kiss on your forehead.

Now, your tears aren’t sad, but happy. “Someday, hopefully. It’s gonna take time though.” You smirk, but he just smiles back. “Well then, I’m gonna do whatever I can to move the process along. That dress really does look amazing on you.” He tells you, looking over your body. You look back in the mirror, your newfound confidence from his sweet words making you realize you do look incredible in it. “Now, how about you take it off and get into some comfy clothes so we can have a little movie night.” He suggests. This man really does know you so well. You nod in agreement, grabbing some comfy PJ’s and changing into them before joining him on the couch for a comfy night in with the man of your dreams.

[fearofflamingos]

Muffin Monster and Stud Muffin

Summary: Tyrus is cute

A/N: I was given the prompt of Tyrus + a fond ghc so here we go! I don’t think this is one I’ll even consider a part two for unless it’s highly requested because I feel like this is fine by itself.

OP: @kylieq101 said “Could you do a prompt for tyrus??? Just them being together already around the GHC and stuff?? Like every one around them is like get a room please???”

Includes: POV!cyrus, nicknames, pet names, Tyrus, tj and cyrus being married and adorable, the ghc, muffins, slightly embarrassed cyrus, mini mention of muffy

Warnings: Cyrus sits on TJ’s lap but that’s a bonus tbh, theres one mention of muffy, Tyrus is sickeningly sweet, this may make you feel warm inside (you’ve been warned)

Word count: 979 (kinda short)

Genre: fluff/oneshot

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I glanced over at the now empty plate to my left.

I emotionally held my hand up to the tray and looked to the side dramatically.

“Buffy,” I whined, “there’s no more muffins.”

“Oh god really? How will i ever get over this?” she exclaimed in a exaggerated voice before reverting to her calm demeanor.

I pulled on her sleeve and pointed to the source of my impending sadness.

She looked over and shrugged “you’ll live.”

Andi put a hand on my shoulder and chirped up from the other side of me

“You’re talking to cyrus, I’m not so sure he will.”

I nodded and asked

“Why do bad things happen to good people?”

I sighed as I grabbed an apple, leaving the lunch line with a overwhelming sense of disappointment.

An apple.

I could’ve had a muffin but all I got was a stupid, healthy apple.

I wish bad luck on all the apples in the world.

Wait no I don’t I take that back, sorry apples.

But I wish they could like not exist for a day.

As we reached our usual table I set down my tray across from Buffy and Andi.

I stared at my disgustingly healthy snacks.

Here’s an idea for JMS: double the number of muffins and half the number of apples.

I quite like that idea...

I glared at the red fruit hoping I could somehow with my mind transform it into a muffin with an undiscovered magical power.

I’ve had a long day, okay?

I must be a wizard because a hand came and stole my apple and set a chocolate chip muffin in its place.

I gaped at the food before holding it up to make sure it’s real.

“Hello, magic muffin.”

“So that’s what you’re calling me now?”

I looked behind me to see TJ take a bite from my apple.

“No... although it could be. By the way, this isnt a trade I would recommend on your end but thank you!” I beamed at him.

He ruffled my hair and sat to my left, giving me a quick peck on the cheek before explaining

“It was for you to begin with, muffin monster.”

Buffy snorted from in front of us

“You are fueling an obsession,” she said pointing at TJ, “and you need to give apples a chance.” she continued shifting her fingers towards me.

“I refuse.” I said quickly before taking a large bite from my muffin.

“Get a room.” Buffy scoffed.

I saw TJ put his hands up in surrender

“I’m literally just sitting here doing nothing.”

She rolled her eyes and gestured to me

“I’m talking about him and his muffin.”

I swallowed and rose an eyebrow

“Jealous?”

She shook her head with a sigh.

“Muffin monster?” Andi questioned us with a laugh.

“If I have a muffin obsession then he has an obsession with making up nicknames for me.” I said before taking another bite.

“It’s a gift.” he answered holding a hand to his heart with faux pride.

TJ wrapped his arms around my waist and laid his head on my shoulder.

“You don’t love muffins more than me, do you?”

I looked back and forth between my muffin and my boyfriend

“I mean... it’s pretty close...”

He poked my side and gasped looking straight at me with a pout

“Ow, geez. Of course you’re the winner, stud muffin.”

I gave him a kiss on the tip of his nose and intertwined our hands underneath the table.

I mouthed no he’s not when he looked away to which Andi giggled and Buffy smiled.

“I saw that.” He revealed startling me.

Andi and Buffy looked between each other then back at us.

“You two are so married.” Andi said before popping a grape into her mouth.

I stuck out my tongue before striking up a conversation about the latest episode of our favorite show.

As Andi and I discussed the ending, Buffy played an iMessage game on her phone- probably against Marty because they had a weird completion complex. I wasn’t sure when he had started but TJ ran his fingers through my hair while staring at me.

I tried to focus on talking with Andi but his touch felt so soothing and I quickly lost my train of thought.

When Andi started to rant about her favorite character, TJ leant forward, chin in hand, and gave me a small tap to the ankle.

It wasn’t a kick necessarily, but it was almost a teasing knock to my leg so I gave a small tap back.

I saw him smile behind his hand and felt another tap.

We went back and forth for a while until I giggled and mouthed ‘stop’ to him which somehow prompted him to pull me into his lap without a word.

Andi stopped in the middle of her sentence with wide eyes and elbowed and annoyed Buffy.

“What do yo-“

She looked over as well.

I stared pink faced at them as TJ laid his chin on my shoulder and hugged me tightly.

“Wow...” Buffy started, “you’re giving the muffin a run for its money.”

Andi laughed from beside her and added

“This would be the part where you two get a room because you’re both way too smitten.”

I opened my mouth a few times but no words came out so I simply cleared my throat and hoped one of them would strike up a conversation. Although, neither did.

TJ spoke up from behind me

“You guys don’t have to stop on our behalf.”

I felt TJ squeeze my cheeks to make me have a fish face.

“Right, muffin?” He questioned.

“Mmhmmpff.” I mumbled going crossed eyed trying to see his hand.

Andi tilted her head.

“Actually, you guys are sickeningly sweet.”

“Agreed.” Buffy chuckled raising her hand in the air as I grabbed my milk and began taking a sip.

The two high fived and TJ while nuzzling the back of my neck he replied

“What could you guys expect when he’s such a sweetie”

I choked.

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[tjovalboy]

Marty and TJ rap battle

The FIghty FIght

Words: 2888 and I am so done

AO3 (please let me know what I need to improve)

Cyrus thumbed through the note document on TJ’s phone– his early preview given more because he begged for one than to give any critical input. “This is good, this is good,” he remarked. “I think you’re going to be fire out there. Absolute domination.”

“Okay, buddy. Easy there,” TJ chuckled, but he knew it was true.

TJ shoved his smartphone, in which he poured hours the past week perfecting his rhymed insults, into his back pocket. In an organized rap battle, the guy who doesn’t have his shit memorized is already ten times more lame than the other, no matter how good his lines are.

Cyrus punched his chest weakly, breaking him out of his thought. “I can’t wait to see the look on her face every time I’m gonna finish my baby taters this week, and hand her the check after I’ve finished every last crumb.”

He shook his head at him, then craned his neck over his shoulder to glimpse at their opponents. Marty Thupparty, a track star parallelling his finesse with the hoops, bobbed his head along to something Buffy Driscoll was explaining very firmly. It was probably something useless, anyway. It’s not like either of them had nearly as much experience as he did, which made this pairing an overkill.

The whole thing was Cyrus’s idea, really. He knew TJ rapped, and that Marty rapped, and that Marty was a little afraid of TJ at one point last year, so naturally, he thought a rap battle would be the sickest way to bring them together– a friendship ploy for Marty’s second initiation into the group since his absence from Buffy’s life.

The baby tater bet was to get Buffy involved for even teams. She only agreed to coach Marty if they bet that the losing rapper coach would have to buy baby taters at the Spoon for the winner the whole week afterward.

They were taking it a lot more seriously than he and Marty even were.

“We should get going,” TJ breathed after seeing their opponents start heading away.

The asphalt scorched the flat bottoms of his sneakers as he walked towards the court. It was like the entire world just decided to preheat on itself, he thought, as sweat began prickle his arms and the mass of excited chatter drew closer. He knew he didn’t make the decision to have an outdoor rap battle at three o’clock in the afternoon in June.

At Basketball Court Number Three, a large, but niche, clump of people had come to watch them rap. They had formed a space for both of them in the middle of the circle, in which Marty was already positioned.

“Alright, alright, settle down everyone! They’re both finally here,” announced Jonah Beck as some random little hands shoved TJ from the outskirts to the space across from Marty. There were whoops and shouts coming from directions he couldn’t pinpoint, and some were so close to his ear he didn’t know where to turn.

He eyed Cyrus and Buffy at most inner circle of the crowd and grinned as they playfully nudged each other, keeping fierce looks in their eyes. However, he couldn’t decipher what was going through his opponent’s head. He stood across from him with his hands shoved in his pockets as if he was watching a golf match, his face as flat as a brick as he alternated slight glances with the crowd, Buffy, and TJ.

“Most of you already know, but I’m Jonah Beck. I started walking home from school today, then I saw this crowd and stopped to say ‘hi’ to everyone, and now I guess I’m hosting this rap battle!”

The kids erupted in giggles, but TJ swore he was dead serious.

“On this side…” he stretched an arm out at TJ. “…captain of the Jefferson Basketball team, king of hair gel, and connoisseur of more redemption arcs than I can count– no really, I never learned how to count– my man, ‘True Jank Fruity!’”

TJ stuck his chin up a little higher and smirked. Jonah waited for the giddy chatter and whoops to fade before turning to Marty. “And over here– track star, lover of parties and, I think, country music; he saw me fall on my face once– ‘Eleven Point Yikes’!”

Marty ran his fingers through his dark hair, which was messier than usual. They stood so close that TJ could see his own frowning face in the reflection of his eyes. ”Ready to lose, Kippen?” he sneered.

“You wish,” he shot back.

Smartphones went vertical one after the other, waiting to catch every hard jab and mangled line between the two dogs, their fingers probably already on the ‘post’ button in hopes of garnering the most attention by sharing first.

“We’re doing two rounds, starting with TrueJank,” Jonah announced. “Whenever you’re ready.”

“You say you’re ‘Marty From The Party’ but you’ve never been invited

When I see the pics on Insta, your blurry head looked like I smudged it

You should take advice from pocket lint, maybe then, you’ll get some relevance

I asked who I was battling, they said, “Middle Schooler #100”

It’s 2018 and they really named you “Martin”

Popped you out the womb and remembered their fifty year old accountant

I think I scraped you off the wall last week, now that needed an extra napkin

Four classes with me and you were nameless? Bro, look around. The whole school had that experience.”

The “ohh’s!” loudened after his most powerful lines, preceding a much larger display of fist pumps and hoots (even from the ones he’d bullied) after the verse was over. However, Marty, surprisingly witted for a newbie, hushed the crowd before he could take in the music.

“Let’s get things straight, TrueJank, you sicken me.

You think shitty rhymes make them pity you for an apology?

You’re like the last day of October, all face with no sincerity.

At least the other ex-bullies use their heads, they differ “sorry” from stupidity.

Aw, but, I know you feel bad; got all this baggage weighing on you

You swing at the park because your mind’s got too many issues

But it’s time to skip the angst, skip the coldness and the frown

Your just plain scary, and JMS won’t let you live it down.”

The screams seemed about equal to his.

“So you didn’t make my team. What a surprise.

I know you were out, and you were trying, but you tripped over every painted line!

I’d say go right, like Mario Kart you’d run zig zags like there was squid ink in your eye.  

You got Buffy calling witness protection cause she so embarrassed she let you inside.

Two athletes in a fight, Wit to wit without the fouling.

I throw words, you shoot em back and think “I’ll end him with these similes.”

We running lines in the weight room, spitting verbs where we kick grovel.

From a rapper to a rapper, we playing for different leagues

You couldn’t diss me better than you wipe the dirt off your cleats”

It wasn’t until after spat his final lines that he could focus enough to hear his heart pound. There was nothing more he had to show, but the world seemed to slow as Marty returned with his own final verse.

“Your hoodies upon hoodies got style enough for Fashion Week.

The critics say “eclectic” cause it’s “he-don’t-leave-his-basement chic”.

Runway shots of your ‘do be like White Christmas with the gel that flakes.

Your name says it all, the only fashion show you running is the coach ordered jank from the sports teams.

Yeah, you’ve rapped longer but your rhymes ‘aint unique

Jock, bully, kinda dumb, and lives a trope like a bad movie

Put some shades, baggy shorts, fake chains, and you’ll almost be a rapper

I’m a newbie? Why am I hearing your MTV lines a decade after?

You’re unoriginal.

Your first date hears “Perfect” by Ed and shakes at all the horror.

He sees your cliche ass boombox blaring like you’re Dobler.”

It took a few moments for TJ to register that his mouth hung open. His classmates were breaking into hysterics and patting Marty on the back like he’d just single-handedly fought a war for them and emerged victorious. He could vaguely hear Jonah amongst the crowd declare Marty as the winner.

TJ tried to pick Cyrus out of the crowd, but he couldn’t amongst the blaring amount of chaos. Teeth gritted, he decided he would just wait by the gate.

-

TJ, feeling a little selfless, held his full tray out to Buffy and offered her some french fries.

“No, thanks,” she stopped sipping her milkshake to reply. “I have practice right after this and I’m already stuffed.”

He nodded, and offered the same next to him. “Cyrus?”

His friend shrugged. “Sure, why not?” He set the tray between them and they both dug in for a handful. The calm chatter and occasional sound of the bell atop the entrance door overtook them at The Spoon diner. After a few moments, he noticed Buffy grimacing at him.

“…and Marty?” she pressed impatiently.

Oh, right. He probably wanted to feel included, too. With his lips tightened, he gave the fries a slight push so they slid forward and stopped at the spiky haired boy’s milkshake glass where he’d accept the offer if he wanted. “Take some,” he said simply, and Marty rolled his eyes at him.

Buffy gave Cyrus a look, then turned back to him. “You’re seriously still mad you lost the rap battle?” she bursted, holding back a laugh. “That happened a whole week ago!”

“I’m not mad,” he muttered in reply, focusing very hard on the pedestrian activity outside the window beside them.

“You totally are,” she pressed. ‘You’ve been weird ever since it happened.”

Cyrus sighed dramatically and slumped down with his elbow on the table. “And I really thought my friendship-making plan would work! I guess I can’t fix everyone’s relationship problems.”

Buffy patted his hand lamely. “It’s okay, Cyrus. You’ll get ‘em next time around.”

He and Marty’s tension had been going on since the battle. He was just a little irked that “I’ve-been-rapping-for-a month-Marty” pulled rhymes out of his butt that shanked his bully boy reputation into little pieces. He may have ignored a few of Marty’s texts since it happened, which pushed Marty into ignoring him, and therefore, neither of them hanging out with the Good Hair Crew that week in fear of seeing each other. While their excuses were believable, it was more difficult to get out of plans Buffy and Cyrus made for all four of them after school.

He almost wanted to tell Cyrus that his friendship-plan wasn’t gonna work from the beginning.

“While you were both amazing,” started Cyrus. “Marty, your last line about TJ being so cliche he’d hold a boombox above his head on his first date was hilarious.”

Buffy snorted. “That’s the part people keep sending me videos of. Someone would have to slap me in the face twice if I actually saw you doing that, Kippen.”

TJ didn’t know how to respond and just shook his head playfully. His gaze flickered toward Marty, and while a corner of his mouth tugged up at the look, he broke away quickly and returned to his comfortable frown.

“Listen, TJ,” Marty had his elbows propped on the table and his eyes bordered on desperate. “If you wanna talk, then let’s talk.”

“There’s nothing to talk about because I’m not mad.” He surveyed the contents on his table. “I’m gonna go grab some more ketchup,” he excused himself without looking anyone in the eye.

-

At the ketchup pump, he pushed the lever down with too much force and much of the red blob squirted onto the counter next to his paper container.

There was a snort from someone behind him. “Nice one.”

He almost chuckled, too, but bit it back when he recognized the voice. There’s no way he was staying here alone with him, so he began heading back without a turn.

“Wait, TJ, you can’t just pout and stomp away. You have to tell me what’s really up,” he pleaded sternly.

He glanced at Buffy and Cyrus who were both in some heated debate and didn’t even seem to notice their absence, and before he could process his thoughts, he was face to face with Marty again and had blurted, “The boombox line.”

Marty hesitated, like he wanted to know what he meant, but he couldn’t admit that he didn’t. “Um, what?”

Your first date hears “Perfect” by Ed and shakes at all the horror.

He sees your cliche ass boombox blaring like you’re Dobler.

“The boombox line,” he repeated with a breath. “I thought you said that was your favorite part of our first date– the way I ended it.”

“It was. I always tell you that,” he replied.

“Well, you didn’t have to make fun of it,” he argued. “Yeah, I know we both hated the song and the whole thing was part of an inside joke, but I did it for you to see. Not for the whole school to imagine.”

Marty’s face went red much like the way it did when he held TJ’s hand for the first time at the soccer game, and when he and TJ sprinted down the street filling the sky with their laughs when Buffy and Cyrus almost caught them together, and the Friday they agreed they would go on a date the next day and plan absolutely none of it; thus it finishing with TJ blasting “Perfect” in Marty’s driveway while he cracked up from the second story bedroom window.

They were already calling themselves boyfriends by the time Marty apologized to Buffy and she let him back into their group (which included TJ). They were clueless about the countless dates they had been on since that first.

“Well, sorry, okay,” Marty muttered. “Literally no one suspected it was you and me, though, so you don’t have to be mad. I would never really make fun of you like that.”

TJ’s stomach twisted. He knew he used to scare him before they really talked, but they were countless secret dates past that. “I know. It sounds ridiculous to me now that I’m saying it out loud.”

Marty exaggerated a shrug and put on a dopey grin, showing him that they were okay. “Apology accepted, Kippen. Glad my boyfriend is talking to me again.”

TJ stepped forward couldn’t ignore the smell of greasy foods frying from where they were standing at the back by the kitchen door. He didn’t mind, though, as they were used to meeting in odd locations to talk. “I had no idea you would win, though. I’ve been rapping for so long and you’ve literally been doing it for two seconds!” TJ said through a laugh.

Marty smirked, grabbing his hand and letting it dangle between them. “Maybe I was born with it.”

As his mind ran with ways to banter back, he remembered another one of his problems. “It sucks that Cyrus thinks we’re never gonna be friends,” he commented.

Five weeks was a long time to hide a relationship. In hindsight, they could’ve at least pretended they were friends, but the enemies trope seemed more safe.

Marty rubbed the back of his hand with his thumb. “It does. Even after you rapped about me being as irrelevant as a T.V. show extra and I called you out on your ugly clothes, we still hate each other in their eyes.”

“Their” meaning Cyrus and Buffy. Cyrus was TJ’s closest friend, and Buffy was getting to be Marty’s. After missing Marty all week, he began to wonder how long secret relationships were supposed to last. He caught Marty’s gze flickering over his shoulder at them. “I think we should tell them soon.”

“We should.”

“But how? When?” TJ furrowed his brows, and Marty stared at him like he just suggested that boombox thing from Say Anything was a good idea for a first date.

“Duh, we rap it to them!” he hissed.

Holy shit. His boyfriend’s brain!

“We both wrote awesome verses insulting each other in like a week. It’ll be great!” he continued.

“Four classes and you were nameless? Bro look around. That’s a universal experience.” did have a certain energy to it that would be perfect for a relationship reveal. He was proud when he thought of that while his mother dragged his with her to the bank. He already couldn’t wait or this collab. “I am so in, Eleven Point Yikes.”

“Just let me have some of your fries first, in like, not a passive aggressive way, and then we can start, True Jank Fruity.”

They unclasped their hands to whip their arms around for a painful high five, causing some people to turn their heads. They jogged back to their table, where Buffy and Cyrus already had their necks craned at them, and grabbed the rest of the fries out of TJ’s tray by hand and skipped out the door ignoring their questions. Cyrus probably assumed they made up, but he’d be even happier when they told him in a few days.

TJ would remember to thank Ed Sheeran, or the rap gods, later.

[jungkooksknot]

okay so 🙈 a little embarrassing but I had a daydream thing a few weeks ago abt jikook and I thought you might be interested... it was basically abt latin/reggaeton music and bts was just in the dance practice room, fooling around a little and/or maybe just trying to get a feel of that type of music (I’m not talking Airplane pt 2 type music, I’m talking Mi Gente or Bonita or something like that, a little dirty preferably) So the music is blasting through the speakers and Hoseok is moving (1/2)

(2/2) around a little, letting the music move his body a little and Jimin is kinda doing the same, trying to figure out what moves, what vibe fits and the rest is doing a mix of that and talking and fooling around. Jungkook is getting distracted by Jimin, the way he moves so effortlessly and how it looks so natural. It’s also a very different style than usual and his boyfriend looks- fuck, real fucking good... JK finds himself moving towards Jimin and joins him, grabbing his hips (2/3) (oops)

(3/3) from behind and moves with him, joining him in his dance. Jimin feels the hands on his hips and he smiles shyly, turning his head to look at Jungkook, only to find that he’s looking down at Jimin’s ass, tongue peeking out in concentration. Jimin elbows him a little and softly jokes abt JK joining him and how they’re dancing, not catching his boyfriends full attention since the only response he gets is a smirk and a glance before JK fulls him flush against him, hips moving together (wow 3/4

(4?) (i’m sorry apparently i really can’t accurately estimate how long this is gonna be lmao) and now that Jimin’s ass is flush against JK’s hips, Jimin gets a little weary of dancing like this around the other members. None of them mind the couple’s pda, but they’ve been teased enough about being obvious (and had serious conversations with the band and management about truly being to obvious). A quick scan of the room tells Jimin that none of the others are paying attention, some fooling around

together, but all lost in their own world, no eyes on the couple. Jimin knows that he and Jungkook have to watch out with their pda, and whenever one of them gets carried away, it’s the others job to stay serious and careful. But since no one’s watching or whining, Jimin decides they can have a little fun. Jungkook is lost in Jimin’s body, in the music, in the contact of both their bodies. His eyes are closed, his mouth hangs open, head tilted back and he moves Jimin’s hips with his hands,

Jimin’s hips. His hold is nearly bruising, tight and unrelenting. Jimin moves with him, the song having changed to one that’s a little dirtier, even though they can’t make out the words. The song screams sex and dancing and hot bodies, and what Jungkook has in mind seems to fit perfectly. Jimin relaxes in his hold and pushes himself back into his boyfriends strong chest, arms caging him in a little. Jungkook grinds his hips into Jimin’s ass and Jimin smirks. That boy is affected and has thrown

(I think this is the last one but who even knows tbh...) Their dance turns club level grinding, both of them a little worked up now. Jimin has felt his dick take interest and from what he’s feeling, Jungkook is quite affected, too. (this is abt as far as the daydream went, just JK grinding with JM to Latin music in a canon compliant verse) (also this is such a mess, sorry for dumping all this on you!) (you don’t have to put it on ur blog, but if you do i wouldn’t mind someone writing a oneshot)

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oooooooh girl yaaaaas! this is nice af :’)))))) jimin focusing to grind his ass back nicely against jungkook’s crotch, jungkook looking down concentrated as he the hips around jimin’s hips pull jimin closer....... thank you fr sharing your daydream hehehehe

[tayegi]

Lu new rules is always worth the wait. I love it when the OC stood up to him. And Jungkook being whatever he’s trying to do is leaving us in suspense. But last the scene is perfect. I can picture that scene as if I was watching a drama. Especially when she say “it’ll be easy getting over you” and turn around VERY slowly. Gosh I just want to cry cause it’s beautifully written. JK probably scare that he’s not good enough for her?JEON JUNGKOOK you get on my nerves but I still love him.

jjiritjjiritgirl said:ohmygod the new chapter for new rules is so good ohmygod like i had to pause a lot when oc was calling jungkook out for being a coward. i wasnt the one going off but DAMN that felt good.

luxinfired said:OH SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE NR UPDATE KXJABGZGQGHS Girl your writing is the best thing in the world! I love OC, she showed us her vulnerable side but then she goes and confronts Jungkook like that! That last scene was amazing, you tell them girl! Also I loved the conversation with Yoongi, I'm glad she was able to empathize with him immediately. I really want Yerin and him to find their own happiness, they deserve it~ Thank you for this wonderful piece of writing 💜

Anonymous said:jungkook a whole ass idiot

Anonymous said:Hi Lu!! U probably ddnt receive my ask from last time as well so Im writing this again! Well I just want to tell you that NR.11 WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND I'M SO SATISFIED WITH IT AND I CRIED! at first I expected OC to just yell at JK for his reaction when she confessed, thn have him tell her his story BUT SHIT SEEM SO DEEP HOLY SHIT! I feel so bad for oc and for the fact that she felt the need to say sorry? Thats kinda fucked up but I believe that's bc she was pretty shocked by his reaction[1–❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Also maybe I'm not the only one hatin' on JK, but damn boi better have a GOOD excuse to why the fuck is he being a pain in the ass, I mean.. I don't wanna judge him for his choices, but thats exactly what I wanna do BYE/ but like im pretty sure that he's been acting like a jerk to 'help OC get rid of her cancerous feelings' cuz I dnt think that he sees HER as a prob-in fact, he actually rly likes her- but he just cnt seem to accept her feelings that's so absurd.. [2—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Like he was so happy to see her when he was with his team but once he remembered that he was supposed to ignore her he acted like he ddnt want to see her. And I really dnt know which part was he so embarrassed about when she came in calling him out in his own frat; was it bc she exposed his whipped ass in front of his we-dnt-do-feelings™ buddies? Or was it bc of sth else AMMA FUCKING SNAP! [3—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:And I really think that when OC told him that it's gonna be so easy to get over him now that he showed his true colors, like, I really think that it was a slap to his face. Cuz deep down, I dnt think he wants her to get over him and I know that shit will go down from here when the entire frat is mocking OC's speech, JM will know abt it, MJ might hear from him too AND HOPEFULLY SHE CAN KICK THE BULLSHIT OUT OF JK ONCE MORE! gosh Lu thank u so much for this amazing fic💕 u make my days😭[4/4]—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:holy mother of god wOW emphasis on the OW NR11 !!! Lu my god, idk how you've gotten me to love getting stabbed in the heart like this but !!! :,( thank you so much for updating and incorporating toxic masculinity and gaslighting into this chapter, they're such important issues and i just wish OC didn't have to deal with their effects. idk how long you're planning on making NR, all i hope for is that someone will treat OC right by the end *side-eyes JK, whispers "get it together, fool"*

Anonymous said:Thank you so much for yet another amazing chapter of NR!! I love how you write with so much detail about the thoughts of the OC when jk rejects her. For me, it heightens the emotions of the story so much and i love that I can feel what the OC feels - the initial embarrassment, the sadness, the anger. I also loved how the OC confronted JK and didn’t just dismiss her own emotions, acknowledging that they’re just as valid as JKs. Thank!!! You!!! :)

Anonymous said:hi lu! just wanted to day i love nr and that i appreciate the messages that you put in your writing. especially with the latest chapter, i relate so much to what nr yoongi is going through, and seeing that was a wonderful reminder that im not alone in this situation and that when you reach out, people will support you. again, thank you so much for writing and sharing these stories with us and i hope that you yourself have an amazing group of people who support and love you 💚💜

Anonymous said:I feel like waste it on me fits as bg music to the situation JK and OC are in after her confession in NR lol.. but anyways, just finished reading the latest chapter and wow. So many emotions. I'm so glad OC finally confronted JK, i love her fiery personality! Your writing really has me immersed in my own little bubble as I put myself in OC's shoes. Looking forward to the rest when the time comes, i'm curious to find out JK's backstory. Great work, Lu! 💕

Anonymous said:Ahh I just finished the update and its so heart wrenching. The emotions were so raw and realistic. And as hard as it was to read the pain the OC had to go through, I'm excited that either way things are moving in a new direction. She can't keep suppressing her feelings forever. Admitting feelings can be so difficult but afterwards its so freeing knowing that you're not holding anything back and being honest with yourself. I'm looking forward to the growth this will bring all of the characters.

Anonymous said:I just caught up to new rules and wow as someone who experienced a heartbreak that I never want to go through again THAT SHIT HURTED I felt the emotions of the o/c yelling at jungkook out of frustration and anger highkey wish I could’ve confronted the person that I had a relationship with in that manner yk to get it out of the system I think that way the healing is a faster process because you aren’t having an internal dialogue of what you could’ve said etc wow thank you for writing new rules! x

Anonymous said:I love the new NR chapter! It definitely hit home when you described how the OC felt after she got rejected. I love the end in this chapter. I love the OC's confrontation. I wish I could be a woman on a mission like her too. Yoongi's character got me namshooketh btw. I love how you added the lgbtq aspect into this fic. Everything about it is so realistic. And I love the gaslighting part in her confrontation so much! This is such a beautifully written fanfic. 😭❤

bekzzz said:You know what I really appreciate about New Rules. Mijoo and the Readers friendship. I love how they stuck together after everything. I also love how the reader is trying to reclaim her self esteem. I think calling Jungkook out was amazing for her. Also, maybe for him it will help him figure out his own feelings. Love is okay, being romantic is okay. It doesn't diminish masculinity or make someone weak. Thanks for this amazing update! Till next time.

Anonymous said:holy moly, new rules was eventful. i felt so much secondhand embarrassment when she was *rejected* by jk, and really hated nr jk for how he reacted... and then when oc, yerin and mijoo were together, and she felt like she needed to be the strong one. i really fucking felt that. it felt like a punch to the gut. but oc’s comments to jk really got me, and i have so much respect for her, yet pity her at the same time... as well as jk. thank you for the amazing update!! 😘 ly babe

Anonymous said:Dear god my heart was pounding all throughout that chapter lmao. How the heck you gotta get me so involved my body freaks out whenever you update New Rules? For real tho I feel for Yoongi- I know what it's like to have people be ready to ridicule and drop you for something you can't change about yourself, so that got me real good. I do hope that JK and MC are able to work themselves out they are by far one of the most interesting pairings I've read about thus far (praying for a happy ending)

Anonymous said:HOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS! Girl, you threw me for a loop. JK's reaction was pretty close to what I thought it would be, albeit more hostile which makes me so fucking curious like BABY WHO HURT YOU?!?!?! Yoongi turning Yerin down because he's gay just wow. I had zero inclination until the second he said it and the whole conversation was just gorgeous. And that final stomp into the frat house and speech were just glorious. Thank you my love

Anonymous said:first of all i want to thank you for the new chapter, it was such a surprise since you was so busy these past months so thank you for taking some time to write. now about the new chapter... my heart was beating so fucking fast the whole time, it’s amazing how well you’re able to express the feelings of the characters and make us all (well at least me) fell connected to the story. i’ve said this before, but the most amazing thing about nr (beside the plot & characters) is how relatable it is

Anonymous said:🎃(1) OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE AND AT SOME POINTS I AM not making any sense so be prepared 😥 💜💜 I hope I don't bore you /// Ok, here we go. ( /// means another scene or change of subject and --- means same scene but next line. Also I'll use the 🎃 emoji for Halloween's sake 😊) Damn that's gonna be so long 😥 oh well. /// Akakakakak first of all, great start! It lights up the heavy mood. And tbh who wouldn't get distracted from a half naked jk. 😏 ///

Anonymous said:🎃(2)Akskfhlskfajfkf I'm smiling. My heart is clenched tho. (I'm reading the kiss scene in the beginning) /// Why do I feel him saying I like you too won't be the way our oc means. My heart is confused. --- Fuck. --- Fuuuck... ///Ok, there's no way he would look at her with disgust. Come on giiirl. Don't fall for the lies our brain tells us. ---Ok, scratch that last. WHAT THE FUCK JEON JUNGKOOK. 😬 ----I wanna hug the oc and tell her that he is afraid and stupid for acting that way.

Anonymous said:🎃(3) That she is more than what she thinks. And like wtf he might be a star athlete and a stund but wtf about not being good enough?! Askfkddskkas. fuuck. //// You are not supposed to be fucking anything. Let it ouuut. They love you and it will help.--- Ok I get the point with it not being about you. (Ahahahahaha I'm on a roller coaster, sawrryyy) ---- Oh yaaaasss, I liiive for angry oc! You go guurl! ---- Well, if he is gay that would explain a lot. --

Anonymous said:🎃(4) ---"Trust me when I say that it would be entirely impossible with me" bruh. He is gay. --- Oh shit, he is gay...... 😶 ---- Now I'm sad. Ahahah and now I wanna hug him too . And I love the oc for being a good friend and I love that he reminds me of one of my closest friends being a tsundere.😢 /// Way to go yoongles, woop woop!! that sonofabiish. 🌚🌚---Wow when yoongi relaxed I realised I was holding my breath. Wtf ahahaha

Anonymous said:🎃(5) /// Aish. I'm getting angry at jk and angry at the oc for taking his bullshit and not being angry ahahah. ----- WHAT THE FUCK JEON KUNGKOOK WHY YOU BEING SO "TOUGH" AND "MANLY" YOU FUCKIN FUCKER 👿 (about him smiling at first and then being fake macho) ----- My eyes grew when you wrote she headed to jk frathouse 👀 --- I'm crossing my fingers for a buttkicking session, sth like mijoo did to the oc. Maybe a power point presentation of why he likes her too. Ahahah ---

Anonymous said:Ooo girl I am FIRED UP. You write so well that I can always fell the emotions OC feels. I was sad and hurt, shocked, and really mad. JK is such an asshole for making OC feel like her feelings weren't valid. He really does need to grow up. Good on OC for realizing that. And I don't know why he's putting up such a front when he's been such a good person thus far but BITCH IT BEST BE A GOOD REASON. So I'm assuming yerin has got the bad ending? Bc she doesn't know about yoongi being gay n shes hurt?

Anonymous said:(1/3🧟‍♂️) New Rules is probably my favorite non-published work that I’ve ever read and I really just want to thank you for being willing to share your writing with us! So, I feel like a lot went down in this chapter. I saw another anon say they thought Jk’s issues stemmed from a previous relationship. The girl probably made him feel like relationships in general are toxic, and as a result he’s completely unwilling to put himself in that kind of vulnerable position again? (1/3)

Anonymous said:(2/3🧟‍♂️) Similar to how the oc is feeling about being rejected, like she was stupid to let herself feel something for him, that’s why I think her barging in and calling him out in front of his friends got to him. (2/3)

Anonymous said:(3/3🧟‍♂️) All in all though, this chapter was really well written (like they all are lol) and I just wanted to take a moment to let you know how much I appreciate all the work you put into your writings bc they’ve really inspired me to educate myself on feminism and just a lot of things in general I’d never thought about before. Thanks again, Lu! I hope you have a wonderful week 💜💜 (3/3)

Anonymous said:wow lu, thank you for the newest nr update! my thoughts on my first reading: jungkook's reaction was shocking for the emotional side of me, not the logical side. I still feel for oc tho. yoongi being gay? didnt expect that & now I feel bad for assuming his sexuality, glad he talked to OC abt it bc it must have been hard to hold that secret. oc calling out jungkook? shes much braver than me, & I agree, jk's actions seem off. will reread & send reactions after, again thank you for writing/sharing!

There is literally nothing i love more than reading your thoughts and reactions!!! i have no idea how my writing will affect others, so to hear this is the most rewarding thing ever. thank you so much my lovely, passionate readers. You mean the world to me!!!

[wdwimagine]

heights - JM.

pairings: reader x jonah marais

warnings? heights. nothing else really.

summary: your five best friends finally have a day off and want to do something fun with you, but little do they know you’re actually shitting yourself.

requested? no.

“Do we have to go?” I asked from my seat on the couch in the living room. I looked over to the five boys who stared down at me, arms crossed.

“Did she -?” Jack spoke up, pointing towards me talking to the boys.

“ - I think she did.” Zach replied, turning his attention back to me.

“Cute.” I said sitting up properly. “You even finish each other’s sentences.”

“C’mon, (Y/N).” Jonah said pulling me up so that I was standing up. “This is the first day off we’ve had in a while. We’re going to the fair. You’re coming with us. And you’re going to appreciate it.”

“Fine.” I groaned, allowing Daniel to grab my arm and pull me towards the sprinter van. I sat in my usual seat at the back, next to Jonah and Corbyn, buckling myself up.

Soon we arrived at the fair and as soon as I stepped out of the van I saw a ginormous ferris wheel. My heart dropped and I gulped. There’s no way I’m going on that. No thank you.

The boys were all very excited, today they were allowed to have a break and do things that they might not normally do. I was happy for them. I mean I see how hard they work first hand, I see how much they need a break.

We made our way through the entrance and began walking to one of the first rides that you come too at the fair. Rollercoasters I can handle. Heights, not so much.

The first rollercoaster wasn’t the biggest one in the park, but it was good enough to pace ourselves through the day. And somehow I managed to sit next to the one boy who made me nervous. Having a crush on Jonah was not what I wanted. Being his best friend and being a best friend of all the boys meant I was firmly stuck in the friendzone, which wasn’t what I wanted. When I first met the boys I thought Jonah was the cutest and the sweetest, but once getting to know him I knew we’d be amazing friends, and we are. But now that I knew I had feelings for him it made me so much more awkward and nervous around him.

The only person who knew about this crush was Jack. We are really close and I could trust him with my biggest secret ever. I originally told him so that he could give me ideas on how to get over him. But of course he wasn’t that helpful, pretty much assigning who was going to sit next to who on the rides, placing me right next to Jonah.

“You okay?” Jonah asked me as we stood in the queue for another rollercoaster. I was staring at the ferris wheel, but looked at Jonah as soon as I heard his voice.

“Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?” I asked confused, looking up at the tall boy.

“I know you wasn’t really in the mood to come here this morning, I just wanted to see if your mind was changed?”

“Of course it is, Jo.” I replied smiling up at him. “You know I love spending time with the five boys.”

“Just Jonah!” Jack said through a fake cough behind me. I turned around to see him grinning from ear to ear.

“Jack!” I mouthed at him, of course he would go and make it awkward for me. “You ok, Jack?” I asked patting him hard on the back making him cower away from me. Idiot.

We made our way through a couple of more rides at the park before taking a pit stop to grab some lunch. I was hungry and annoyed, Jack had kept making subtle jokes today but thankfully Jonah hadn’t heard them. I hope.

“Let’s go on the ferris wheel.” Corbyn said as soon as we finished eating. “It’s not a crazy ride so it means we can digest our food and not throw up.”

Only he would think that. I watched as all the boys nodded their heads in reply, getting up. I followed behind them trying not to show that I was absolutely freaking out. They walked towards the queue and that’s when I took it upon myself to say no.

“I think I’m gonna sit this one out.” I said making all five boys whip their head in my direction.

“Why?” Zach asked.

“I just ate. I’m not really in the mood.”

“Oh come on, (Y/N), it’ll be fun.” Daniel said walking over to me, wrapping an arm around my shoulder.

“I - I want to go on it but I’m just not feeling it.” I said. Please make them agree.

“Okay, who’s going to wait with (Y/N) then?” Zach asked. My eyes nearly popped out of my head. The boys were unusually excited to go on this ferris wheel and I didn’t want to stop one of them from going on it.

“But I don’t think anyone wants to go on it alone either.” Corbyn says. DO I GO ON IT OR NOT.

“No. No.” I said. “I’ll wait by myself.”

“Yeah, c’mon (Y/N), we can go on it together. It’ll be fun.” Jonah said taking a step towards me. I tried to not burst out laughing at Jack who had choked out of surprise. I looked over to him too see his head nodding ferociously.

“Ergh, fine.” I groaned, walking to join the queue. “Are you joining me or not?” I asked the five boys who were behind me.

Jack and Zach got on the ride first. Then Corbyn and Daniel. Finally, it was Jonah and I’s turn. My heart was beating fast, my palms were sweating, I was on the verge of passing out but for some reason I felt oddly safe sitting next to Jonah as the bar was lowered over us.

The wheel began moving and I shut my eyes tight. Holding the bar so tight my knuckles tight, trying to regulate my breath. We are so high up.

“Hey, you okay, (Y/N)?” I heard Jonah ask before feeling a hand go over my left one. “You’re holding that bar really tight.”

“Yeah. I’m fine.” I managed to get out. My throat felt extremely dry.

“Really? You look really scared.” Jonah said with concern filling his voice. “Are you scared of ferris wheels or something?”

“No. Heights.”

“Why didn’t you tell us!” He asked. “We wouldn’t have forced you on this ride. I opened one eye, turning my head to look at him. He was surprisingly closer than I expected, his right arm was wrapped tightly behind me, his left hand on my own. I turned my head to face him, opening both eyes. It felt like it was just me and him. No one else. No ferris wheel. Just us.

“Are you okay?” He asked. I took a deep breath before replying.

“Not really. I didn’t want to make you wait with me or sit up here by yourself. But I’m just really really scared of heights. Like petrified of them. I think it started when I was young. Actually I don’t know when it started. My mom has a fear of heights, maybe it’s genetic bu-“

I was cut off short from my nervous ramble when I felt a pair of lips on mine. I held my breath from surprise, my eyes open to see Jonah’s closed, his left hand coming up to cup my face. I melted into the kiss, my eyes fluttered shut and I let everything happen naturally. He pulled away and stared at me, rosy lips and rosy cheeks. I felt my face heat up. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN.

“Did you just kiss me?” I asked surprised, no longer scared from the heights.

“I did. Yeah.”

“You just kissed me. You just kissed me when we’re on the verge of death. What if we accidentally lent to far on one side and the whole carriage tipped. Did you think of that, huh?”

“Okay, one we are not on the verge of death.” He laughed. “And two, you were panicking so I thought to kiss you.”

“Why?”

“Why do you think, (Y/N)? Because I like you and I know you like me.”

“You do?” I asked surprised.

“Yeah. Jack’s not as subtle as you think.” He laughed. I rolled my eyes, slapping my head into my hand.

“Oh god.” I laughed. “I didn’t want you too fine out.”

“Why not?”

“Because what if you didn’t like me back? That would be embarrassing.”

“But I do.” He mumbled, kissing me again.

“YEA!” I heard someone yelled. Jonah and I pulled apart to see all the other boys clapping their hands, cheering. They were standing by the queue, clearly off the ride now.

“FINALLY!” Daniel yelled, waiting for Jonah and I too walk towards them. I blushed hard, feeling Jonah’s arm around my shoulders.

“I never thought I would see the day you two admitted you have the hots for each other.” Corbyn said.

“I thought I was gonna have grandchildren before you admitted it.” Zach said making me snort. I am surrounded by dorks.

A/N: lol i’m sorry if there’s bad grammar or bad spelling or misplaced words in ANY of my work. my brain just kinda does a different thing to my fingers sometimes so i find it hard to right really good. but i hope you enjoy my imagines anyway!

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Prompt: Another member walks in on you and ----- fucking, how would he react to getting teased afterwards?

Hope you enjoy it~

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JUNGKOOK

Kookie would be so embarrassed, he wouldn’t even be able to laugh when the others teased him. It wasn’t because his confidence was lacking, but he’d feel extremely awkward knowing that the others knew he had done it, and probably isn’t comfortable sharing sexual facts, nevertheless being walked in on. He’d most likely not have sex in the dorms again.

JK: “We shouldn’t ever have done it here, let’s go to your place instead”

TAEHYUNG  

He’d definitely be embarrassed, but laugh when the others teased him. Tae would get over it quickly and wouldn’t be awkward about it. He would most likely not try and do it in the dorms again, but if he has to, he’s not gonna complain.

TH: “Why didn’t you knock. hyung!”

JIMIN

He’d be pretty awkward and shy about it afterwards, he’d giggle at the jokes the other would make, but blush like crazy. Much like the rest of the maknae line he probably wouldn’t do it in the dorms again, unless it was 100% safe and no one would come around.

JM: “I hate you for this hyung”

NAMJOON

He’d joke about it himself, because he’d honestly probably be just a little proud of what happened, but also embarrassed for your sake. If the others tried to roast him because of it then he’d fire back with “at least I got some”. And he’d get some more in the dorms.

NJ: “I’m sorry for them, baby”

HOSEOK

He wouldn’t think it was too serious, and laugh whole-hearted at the jokes the others said. If they started making you uncomfortable or awkward he’d instantly step in though. If you were okay with it then he’d continue doing it in the dorms, but maybe quieter.

HS: “Why did you walk in punk? You’re lucky for what you saw!”

YOONGI

He’s not gonna care about what they say, as long as you’re okay with what happened. He’d probably be pretty smug about it actually, kinda smirking to himself as the others tease him about it. The next time you decide to fuck in the dorms, he’s gonna be more careful to keep you quiet.

YG: “Don’t mind them baby, just wait until next time”

SEOKJIN

He’d be really embarrassed by this and the jokes, but in his embarrassment he’d make jokes himself and try and squeeze in some puns to make it better. In the future he’d probably be too worried someone would come in again.

SJ: “I have ruined this dorm”

I love requests like these.

~M

[jikookfic]

Okay guys, I’m going to admit. I’ve been out of the fic game for a while and I’m so sorry about that. A lot of the asks y’all send me I just don’t know. So I’m going to post them here, and if any followers know the fics these people are looking for, please reply to this post! Now that my semester is over, I really hope to be back to reccing fics this summer!

Anon Asked: You always give good fic recs and I was wondering if you could help me find this fic on ao3? ~~ it's a fic that goes over the years like 2013-2015(or 2016/2017 I don't remember) and it's where they are idols and the description kinda goes like this: "jeongguk learns what it's like to be in love with one of his best friends" or smth like that. I hope you can help; thank you :3

Anon Asked: Hey,I'm trying to find a one shot where as I remember,jungkook liked to drink jimin's cum,I mean if you think it's inappropriate than its fine,but I hope you know the name of it,thanks!!

Anon Asked: Hi, I'm wondering if you can help me find a fic where Jimin goes to Hoseok's place and is always cuddling with his cat 'kookie' who turns out to be Hoseok's brother, Jungkook.

jeontho Asked: hi i'm looking for a fanfic where jungkook and jimin live together but jimin is a super villain and jungkook is a super hero called golden boy (?) btw love your account it's one of my favorites  

Anon Asked: Hi there! So I've been trying to find this Jikook fic for a while now and haven't been able to. It's pretty short. Basically Jungkook walks in Jimin looking at his stomach in the mirror and feeling selfconscious, and when Jimin talks about working out again Jungkook comforts him. Pretty sure it gets a bit sexy after that. I appreciate the help!!

Anon Asked: Hey! A while ago i read this jikook fan fic and i seriously fell in love... i wanted to read it again but i couldn't find i forgot the title! And I'm reaaaaalllly desperate I've searched EVERYEHERE please help: it's about jungkook and jimin being friends i think and namjoon proposing to jimin and he accepted and then jm fell for jungkook and they canceled the engagement. ..? Please help... thank you in advance 💗💗

kitkatsune Asked: First things first, your blog is P-E-R-F-E-C-T-! Second, would you perhaps know any good fic that have something like when jk e jm became very close someone pops a boner and become very embarrassed or somethig like that? Thaank <3

Thanks everyone who gives love to this blog! I’m so sorry I’m not on more, but I hope to be more frequently soon! Please let me know if you know any of these fics!