#sorry its late at night and im in angry mode

[duskodair]

not that shitty towards trans people? fairly certain the UK recently got its human rights status downgraded for how shitty it is. I think you can claim asylum from the UK because of how shitty it is.

the prime minister and the ruling partly are openly transphobic (as are a lot of the rest of the government). wealthy transphobic (nazi aligned) authors and their followings are spending tens of thousands of pounds to lobby the government to deny trans people their rights (and to reassert misogynistic, bioessentialist gender roles, i.e. womanhood is defined by childbirth and domesticity, rather than by any other lived factor).

there are two NHS clinics for hrt. the waiting lists are years long. they recently banned puberty blockers for kids. you cannot receive treatment under eighteen. you cannot change your gender marker without a medical diagnosis and without proving that you have 'lived' as your gender for two years. They will not accept non-binary as a valid gender (despite Wales having a non-binary mayor).

Scotland tried to pass a bill to make it better for trans people in Scotland. Westminster overruled it.

People are being killed. Children are being killed. The government refuses to address the systematic issues that helped fuel the murder of Brianna Taylor.

It will never get better unless we fight to make it better, but it is exhausting. Transphobia in the UK is systematic and normalised, but that doesn't mean that trans people are absent in the UK. I just don't have £70,000 lying around to lobby for my rights.

Bear in mind that the Times is a shitrag for the Tories. The newspapers are not bound to the faux impartiality of TV based news (no such thing as unbiased reporting). This is a transphobic article written by transphobes for transphobes (although the Guardian is similarly transphobic under a leftist veneer).

Moral of the story is that the situation is fucked, and it will take consistent effort to unfuck it. Fascism and nationalism are rising and this wave of violent transphobia is walking hand in hand with Islamophobia, Racism, Antisemitism, Classism, sexism, and other such bigotries.

Pay attention to the language newspapers use when they choose to report. pay attention to what they say, and even more to what they do not. Ask yourself about the statistics that the reporter might have chosen and how changing numbers affect the tone of an article (does saying 0.5% of the population make the trans population feel smaller than 262,000 living, breathing human beings?)

And in this case? Fuck the Times, just like op says.

British media straight up doxxed F1nn5ster because he donated in support of trans healthcare.

Not linking the article because fuck the Times.

[4kominato]

𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝟠: 𝔖𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔢!

A/N: Megumi being ticklish :3 that’s all im sayin… sorry this is so late but… i finished eventually LOL -kuri

ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Fushiguro Megumi x GN!Reader

𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖: Fluff

𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 1,065

Finally, with the holiday season coming to a close, the hustling and bustling of the city had calmed down, at least to its normal level of business. It was the perfect time to do some after Christmas shopping and enjoy what was left of the decorations and lights before they’d be taken down for the year. You decided it’d be fun to turn your little shopping spree plus evening city stroll into a date, so you ended up dragging Megumi along with you. Though he wasn’t much of a shopper himself, he did assist in carrying your bags and providing input on what things you should or shouldn’t buy (especially clothes); he was very fond of spending time with you, even if it meant doing things that weren’t exactly in his interests.

It felt like hardly any time had passed when darkness had begun to fall, the stars and moon illuminating the night sky while the street lights and remaining Christmas lights brightened up the dim streets. You both agreed that packing the bags in the car first would be ideal, so you could simply admire the beauty of the city without the burden of carrying around unnecessary luggage and it was definitely the right decision. With the crisp winter air swirling around your silhouettes, you tightly embraced Megumi’s bicep, clinging onto him for warmth as the two of you casually made your way down the sidewalk going god knows where. All you cared about in that moment was the quality time you were spending with Megumi.

“Where are we going?” he asked in his signature monotonous voice.

“No idea,” you admitted with a shrug as you continued to drag him down the sidewalk.

“Do you know how to get back to the car?”

“Mm, no,” you hummed, “That’s what Google Maps is for.”

He only let out a deep sigh in response, shaking his head at your carelessness, but on the other hand, one of the things he admired about you was your free, adventurous spirit. After wandering around for another five minutes or so, you guys were most definitely lost, however, you stumbled across a corner that had a big, lighted and decorated Christmas tree, and seeing as many couples were taking pictures in front of it, you just had to join in on the fun.

“Look, Megumi! Let’s take a picture!” you exclaimed excitedly, quickly pulling and dragging him toward the tree with you, to which he gave no verbal response, neither agreeing or disagreeing. Once the two of you found an open space in front of the tree, you whipped out your phone and switched it to selfie mode, experimenting to find the best angle to take the picture.

As you played around with the phone angle, Megumi shifted himself to stand behind you, chin resting on one of your shoulders to pose for the picture which came to you as a pleasant surprise. However, despite his cute gesture, he had his usual deadpan poker face on in the picture, making you groan as you glanced over the picture.

“You look angry,” you whined, poking his cheek with your index.

“What do you mean? That’s just my face,” he argued.

“Well, yeah your normal face looks angry, but I want you to look happy in the picture.”

Reposing for the camera, chin resting upon your shoulder once more, he held up a peace sign this time, but his facial expression remained exactly the same and so of course, he still looked angry.

“Oh my god, just smile, dammit,” you griped, lightly tickling his side to crack a little smile from him, but it also made him flinch and hop to the side.

“Okay, fine. I’ll smile,” he agreed with a brief chuckle, “But don’t tickle me.”

‘Third time’s the charm,’ they say, and just as he’d said, he smiled in the picture; it definitely wasn’t a big smile, but he looked happy nevertheless, and that’s all you wanted, really. Being finally satisfied, the two of you decided it was time to back track and find your way back to the car, but before searching up the general location of where you’d parked the car, you wanted to change your lockscreen to the picture you’d just taken with your beloved boyfriend. You smiled to yourself giddily, staring down at the cute picture of the two of you until you noticed the peace sign behind your head. You hadn’t noticed initially due to the back lighting from the tree, but after observing the image for a while, it became much more apparent.

“You gave me bunny ears?!” you snapped, pouting at Megumi as the two of you retraced your steps as much as you could.

“It’s cute,” he answered casually, not even batting an eye at your flustered response.

“I just wanted a nice picture of us. Now it’s a silly picture…”

“No, it’s still nice.”

Groaning to yourself, you finally dropped the topic and occupied yourself instead with finding your way back to the car. Sadly, the walk back was pretty quiet and gloomy, given Megumi was well, himself and you were still moping over the whole picture situation. You anticipated that the mood would linger for the car ride home as well, but the tides changed unexpectedly when Megumi cupped your cheek in his cold palm, turning your face towards him as he leaned in and carefully placed his lips on yours.

“W-what was that for?” you muttered softly, as he pulled away, his thumb lovingly caressing your cheek.

“Smile,” he answered, “If you really want, I can drive us back to the tree to take another selfie… a nice one.”

Letting out a deep sigh, you clicked the power button to glance at your new home screen once more. Megumi’s little grin was to die for, and aside from his fingers sticking up behind your head, you looked pretty good in the picture as far as your hair, the angle, your smile… would you really be able to hit all those points if you tried to recreate the image?

“I guess… the picture is kinda cute, huh?” you gave in at last, a smirk tugging at your lips as you tried to suppress your growing smile.

“That’s what I said,” he reiterated.

“Okay, fine. I’ll keep this one,” you chuckled, pecking him on the lips one last time, “Let’s go home.”

[imjeralee]

can you maybe write for Childe, Zhongli, Link, and Human!Revali where theyre immortal or live for a very long time, and one day their s/o gets hurt and dies in their arms? then years later they stumble across them again, theyre a different person but they have the same soul. yet.. they dont remember them right away...but then they fall in love again? im feeling angsty, apologies

Hi anon! thanks for the ask and sorry for the delay!! I’m afraid I wasn’t able to write a Link and Human!Revali headcanon for the time being (I will write and post Link and Revali HCs later, sorry!!!!!) but I was able to write something for Childe and Zhongli for now so here goes.

PS they’re really long so it’s below the cut. I might as well have written some fanfics on this since they’re pretty much stories XD

Childe: 

WARNINGS for violence/blood here -

When he’s dispatched the last of your attackers, he rushes back to your side and finds you lying on the ground. At first he thinks you’re playing as you usually tease each other, and so he drops beside you with a hefty sigh before he scoops you up and into his arms.

“Hey, you good? Don’t tell me those guys gave you a run for your money,” he says, grinning. He’s out of breath, sweating slightly.

When you don’t reply, however, at first he thinks you’re still teasing but it’s quickly replaced with concern. He knows something is wrong. You let out a pained moan and close your eyes, murmuring his name weakly. His playful, jovial attitude dissolves into panic. Childe sits up properly with you in his arms, giving you a little shake and asking what’s wrong.

As he turns you round in his arms, he notices you’re bleeding profusely from a grievous wound. No longer smiling, panic takes ahold of him. “What happened? No, no, no, this can’t be. This can’t be happening. Stay with me Y/N, stay with me.” Planting his hands on the sides of your face, making you look at him. “Look at me. That’s it. Just keep looking at me. You’re gonna be okay. You’re gonna be okay.” He keeps chanting that over and over again as he glances around the area frantically before he attempts to lift you off the ground but you stop him. It’s too late.

Instead, you merely hold his hand firmly and he entwines your fingers together and you see the fear and despair in his eyes. You tell him you’re not going to make it but he shakes his head. 

“Everything’s gonna be okay, you hear? Teucer’s waiting for you to take him to the seaside, remember? We were…we were meant to go to the seaside together.” 

As he speaks, he holds you tightly and he feels your laborious breathing against his chest and he keeps talking until you go still and quiet in his arms and he stops. At first, he can’t bear to bring himself to look at you and holds you firmly against his chest, resting his chin atop your head, closing his eyes. 

Then he begins to weep.

A broken man, Childe vows revenge, swearing vengeance on your killers. In a blind rage, he spends countless of years hunting them down one by one. It’s not hard to achieve considering he has all the time in the world. His most recent excursion leads him to the final ringleader who lives in a citadel. Childe kills all the guards and everyone else who stands in his way until he reaches his target. At first, the man fights him but Childe overpowers him easily.

“Who the hell are you?” the man screams.

Childe rips off his mask to reveal his face. “Remember me?” He snarls.

The man goes wide-eyed and tries to run away with Childe in pursuit, but before Childe can reach him, the man has grabbed a random person in his way and thrown them onto Childe’s path as a human shield.

“Father!?” Childe hears the person exclaiming in shock as they’re roughly shoved towards Childe’s direction. Childe realises the man has grabbed their kid to use as the human shield. 

Disgusted, Childe is about to deal the finishing blow until he catches them mid fall and their gazes meet; those eyes. They remind him of….you

And something deep inside him screams STOP! And Childe is briefly brought to a halt in his rampage. He doesn’t recognise them, but he feels your soul within.

What the frick? You had reincarnated into this bastard’s kid??? He’s shocked for a brief moment and a few guards who are still alive manage to sneak up on him. Childe returns to action mode and fights off his attackers, grabs you, and whilst he doesn’t get the chance to kill his target, he escapes the citadel with you in his clutches and you’re left screaming for help.

You’ve been abducted by Childe and he’s taken you to the forest where he pins you against the tree and forces you to look at him, left and right, up and down. Whilst you plead and beg for mercy with your eyes squeezed shut and knees quaking, he lets go of you harshly. He doesn’t want to believe it’s you, but there’s no doubt about it. He senses your soul within. He recognises your eyes. You’ve reincarnated. 

“Show me.” He demands.

“…What?”

“Your birthmark. The one on your shoulder?”

“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t have any-”

“Don’t lie to me.”

He turns you round and pulls on your shirt to expose the back of your shoulder where your birthmark is. Whilst you wonder how the hell he knows you have a mark, he lets go of you then and you quickly pull your clothes back on properly, face red. What the hell!!! 

Childe just staring at you in brief shock. 

“It’s you. It’s really you.”

A lot of emotions are going through him right now; he’s relived and so damn happy, at the same time he’s like confused and angry by the whole situation

But the first thing he does is hug you tightly.

And the first thing you do is grab the nearest rock and bludgeon his head with it.

He’s taken aback and lets go of you, stumbling backwards with a bleeding head but he easily shakes off your assault and throws the rock to the side and you’re terrified, inching away as he goes, “Did you think that would kill me? I’ll let you in a little secret; I’m immortal.” 

Not really sure who/what you’re dealing with, you flee but you hear him yelling, “You can run but you can’t hide!”

And as you toss a glance over your shoulder, he’s still standing there for a split second before he promptly vanishes from his spot. This weird cat and mouse game ensues with Childe stalking you through the forest and you’re either trying to run or hide until he finally catches you and pins you against the ground. You can’t escape.

“Calm down. I’m not going to hurt you,” he murmurs, but you don’t believe him. “Just…stay with me for a few days, okay?”

It doesn’t matter; over the next few days, you’re effectively Childe’s prisoner and he seems to enjoy teasing you; he tried to talk to you but you refused and ignored him. It was quite difficult to do so especially when its time for dinner and he’s cooking grilled tiger fish - which is actually your favourite food - and although you’re salivating, he looks at you and grins and waves the grilled tiger fish on a stick in front of you, going, “Hungry?”

You turn away with a frown and he shrugs, “Suit yourself. But I know it’s your favourite.”

You’re confused and about to ask him, but you hear him eating and throw a glance at him to see he’s chomping down and your stomach rumbles. You choose to sleep instead to ignore the hunger but you wake up during the night, starving.

“Eat this,” says a voice, and a grilled tiger fish is plopped down in front of you and Childe is there, crouching by your side. He leaves you alone so you can eat.

You’re surprised by your captor’s behaviour and you initially hate him for what he’s done however he doesn’t harm you in any way. He doesn’t keep you tied up or anything and he’s quite entertained should you ever try to run away because he’ll always just catch up to you and just pick you up and throw you over his shoulder or something and carry you back. 

Your travels with Childe continues but you don’t get the feeling that he hates you or wants to hurt you in anyway. In fact, he keeps surprising you by providing you with your favourite food, favourite drinks and other stuff. It confuses you and though you want to ask him, you’re a little too afraid as to what he might just tell you. Some days you even come across him looking at you a little forlornly but just when you notice, he changes in a split second and will grin at you. Even when it’s nighttime and you’re meant to take a bath, he won’t perv on you. When you arrive at the next village, he asks for a nice room for the two of you and allows you to take the bed, eat as much as you want etc etc. In fact, he’s….taking care of you. He even starts buying you things and whilst you turn down everything he offers, you see his expression crumble and you don’t know what he’s trying to do.

One night he sleeps in the open and you grab a knife, about to drive it in his throat although you’re not sure how much good that’ll do but then you hear him murmur, “You don’t know it…but I’ve been looking for you forever…and I’ve been waiting for you for such a long time… and you end up being the kid of that bastard…the one who killed you, the one who took you away from me….the one who started all this in the first place…”

Confused by what you had just heard, you watch him in steely silence before you slowly lower your hand and put away the knife. The next day he goes “I know what you were trying to do last night. Why didn’t you do it?” 

“I didn’t want to. I’m not a killer like you.” You quip back, but he merely laughs. 

The days continue but the dynamic seems to have changed; when Childe gets you something, you start thanking him and he goes red in the face and you also begin to feel weird around him. Before long, you’re both having food together, having some conversations and you’re accustomed to travelling around with him. He’ll always keep you safe and make sure you have a warm bed each night too. Sometimes when he looks at you, you don’t look away either.

Before long, your father’s men finally catches up; they begin to hunt you and Childe down and you’re stunned when you realised you’re about to get rescued. Something terrible flickers in your mind - maybe you don’t want to be rescued and you want to stay with Childe? After all, he’s taken you to so many places and you’ve seen so many things. Your father kept you cooped up in the citadel for years and this is really the first time you’ve experienced freedom.

Also, you don’t want Childe to get caught. You want him to run away. But he won’t run away without you. And when you question this, he goes, “I can’t afford to lose you again!!”

During the chase, a bunch of arrows are fired towards your direction and you’re worried about Childe, but when the arrows are about to hit you, you squeeze your eyes shut but nothing happens. Reopening your eyes, you see Childe has shield you with his body.

You’re surrounded and as Childe falls, collapsing into your arms, he’s quickly captured and you are returned home. But everything feels boring and dull now, and your father seems more occupied in torturing Childe than checking to see if you’re alright. You ask your father what happened between him and Childe and he tells you he killed his lover many years ago and now Childe has been seeking revenge. When you ask him why he killed Childe’s lover, your father just laughs and says there was no reason.

You’re conflicted. What is this? Why do you feel pity for Childe, and anger towards your father? Why do you feel you are more on Childe’s side now?

I’m in love with him, you realise -- much to your shock. 

Your father announces Childe will be executed by dawn and you hastily rush to where they’re holding him, hoping not to be seen. When you find Childe, he’s badly beaten but still alive and you quickly unshackle him and as he sees you freeing him, he smiles at you; when the last of his shackle is unlocked, he falls forwards but you catch him and your gazes meet.

“Go,” you whisper.

“Not without you. Come with me.” He murmurs, placing a hand to your cheek. “I can’t lose you again.”

You don’t even need to think twice, nodding.

Zhongli

He didn’t think you would ever die... and in his arms no less. He found you after the battle and when he saw that you were grievously wounded, he could not believe his eyes. He was too late and unable to save you, so he merely held you in his arms as you told him with weak breaths that this was the end. He promises that he’ll find you again and holds you tightly as he feels your warmth slowly disappearing, the life escaping from your eyes and then you were simply…gone

For a while, he merely sat with you in the ashen field, cradling you tightly to his chest before he picked you up and retreated silently. No one would see him for several centuries following that but it was rumoured he went to the mountains to bury you. He was in mourning.

Zhongli never forgot you and his love for you never went away so he’s comforted by the fact that your soul will be reincarnated albeit into a different vessel and as he promised, begins to search for your whereabouts when it’s finally time.

He roams the world to no end and many decades pass. Eventually he gets tired and one day he even passes out from exhaustion, reverting to a dragon form to recuperate.

And you’re walking home from the mountains and you come across this huge dragon resting on a rock and you’re like oh my archon. But it looks like he’s sick so as you approach nervously and poke at his body gently with a stick (no response), and also press your ear against his scaly belly (he’s breathing and you can hear a heartbeat), you’re aware the dragon is still alive. You quickly rush home to grab some makeshift medicine made from herbs and return to the sick dragon

Zhongli too weary to open his eyes or lift his head, and as he drifts in and out of consciousness, he thinks he hears your voice and he’s comforted by the familiarity and as you sit with him, stroking his horns and mane, he kind of inches towards you and into your arms. As the day progresses, the sun is particularly harsh so you set up little parasols and pull huge leaves over his head to provide as much shade as possible. Occasionally the dragon has nightmares but you’re able to calm him down by petting him 

When it gets dark, you need to head home but you’re a little reluctant, so you leave behind some food for him and drape a blanket over his body (though this doesn’t cover him much). However, during the night, it’s thunder and lightning and you get worried for the dragon so you rush back out and you find the dragon being battered by the rain whilst curled up into a tight ball and shivering under the blanket so you quickly try to move him but oh lawd he heavy and suddenly the blanket gets blown away by the wind when he lifts a claw so you race after it and end up almost falling off a cliff - to your surprise, the dragon swoops down to save you and you faint but before you black out, you think you see a young man in the dragon’s place, staring at you with much intrigue

He has the same eyes as the dragon

That night, you have strange dreams of that man. He acts as if he knows you, calls you by a different name and you are also his lover. The dream is long, but ends with your demise - which forces you to wake up in a panic

You’re surrounded by the coiled up dragon who has gotten better from your care but when he wakes up, he’s cautious and observes you for a few moments. 

You and this dragon staring at each other until you slowly reach a hand to touch him 

Your hand lands over his snout and you’re surprised he’s allowing you to pat him, but whatever, you’re super happy at his recovery and you can go home now. It’s time to part ways and as you head towards the direction of your home, you throw glances over your shoulder to see the dragon watching you silently

On the way, you think about the dragon and the strange dreams and attract the attention of a group of treasure hoarders who are wandering around the wilderness. However, to your surprise, you are saved by a young man - and it’s the very man from your dreams! He manages to defeat the bandits but you see he’s hurt and he almost collapses if you weren’t there to catch him. The moment he landed in your arms and that same sense of familiarity swept over you. You’re quick enough to react and sweep those thoughts away and bring the poor man home, lugging his polearm over your back along with your basket

You look after this young man and nurse him back to health. During this time, he looks at you strangely and when he’s sleeping, his calls out the name you were called in the dream. When you think he’s having a nightmare and you go over to check if he’s ok, giving him a little shake on the arm, he throws his arms around you and holds you close, begging you not to leave him and that he had spent eons looking for you. When you tell him he’s got the wrong person…it’s as though he comes to his senses and he quickly releases you, apologising for his behaviour and thanking you for his hospitality

He tells you his name is Zhongli and because he’s injured, you give him the spare room in the back and take care of him. During this period of interaction, at first it’s quite strange and maybe a little awkward, because hell he is an insanely attractive man (he can’t be single, no way) and you’re bustling around the house, doing chores/cleaning up or tending to your garden and he watches you the entire time and this goes on for a few days before he joins in to help when you’re hanging up the laundry though you don’t want him to help because he’s injured but he assures you he wants to do his part. 

So Zhongli becomes a part of your everyday life where during the day and you both have breakfast together before you head to the market together to buy groceries and later, he accompanies you to pick herbs in the mountain. 

One day you’re tired so he sits with you and massages your leg and you’re so embarrassed but at the same time, your heart is beating like crazy. He even carries you down the steep path all the way home. 

At night time and you sit together on the front porch watching fireflies and chatting idly for hours. 

He ends up staying for a long time and one day, when it’s time to redress his wound, you notice he’s completely healed - and it looks like he actually healed up a while ago. You blink in confusion before turning to him and he looks at you before he reaches for your hand and holds it firmly, smoothing his thumb over the back of your hand

A distant memory, more like deja vu, flickers through your mind and you realise Zhongli has held your hand like this before and you run out of the room, confused. Zhongli worried he scared you off so he doesn’t pursue you

When it’s night, you dream again but it’s becoming so vivid you end up confused the next morning, waking up in an unfamiliar house and in an unfamiliar body and screaming for Zhongli. As you calm down, he holds you in his arms and it reminds you of the dream you had when you died in his embrace. You briefly forget yourself for a moment before murmuring Zhongli’s name - and it reminds him of how you used to say his name eons ago and he gets sentimental, giving in because he knows you are the reincarnation of his lover and when you kiss, that’s when everything floods back and you remember everything 

Finally reunited with your lover, you share an embrace, determined not to be separated ever again

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄�� TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

[voidlitmoon]

One Trainer’s Trash is Another Pokemon's Family

So if you didn't know, i ended up taking a hiates from writing ANYTHING for a bit, but I was just sitting around earlier and thought "huh, there was that oneshot I kinda wanted to write" and BOOM im formating this at 2am when I finished writing so I can just post this in the morning.

Also note me writing this does not mean I'm fully back to writing because I tbh have no clue when I'll be back in full writing mode, a lot of stuff is going on irl around health issues (I'm good dont worry, just trying to figure out this issue so we can fix it) and my mind hasn't been able to put words together into written sentences well recently for anything, so exspect everything and nothing!!

So @sugarglider9603.... enjoy! If anyone seems off its probably because I haven't wrote in like 4 months :D

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Summery: ' "I found a child in the trash!" Trash Eevee declared happily. The Eevee on watch somehow looked skeptical from behind, but curiosity got them to turn around.

Green and brown surprised eyes hit his own, he felt as the others eyes looked him over from his unnaturally purple eyes to dark brown fur.

"I.. I-" the other stammered in surprise.

"Can we keep him?" His founder vibrated, excited. '

 

A chance encounter is about to change three lives forever

“Slow down!” the Eevee hissed to his companion, running through the crowd of humans to catch up. His green and brown eyes swept the crowd, making sure no one grew suspicious and followed the two Eevees, sighing as he thankfully saw everyone's gaze sweep past them, uninterested.

There had been a few incidences when a trainer or a ‘nurse’ had tried to catch them, whether for his strange fur markings, trying to get his friend’s fur cleaned (no one held him for long once that information was leaked), or purely for them being Eevees. He’d heard it all, common lines being “hey are you lost?”, “where is your trainer?”, “is that a wild Eevee?” and of course, the most common

“I’ve got to catch it!”

Heh, no one had succeeded yet, and he didn’t plan that to change any time soon. Or ever.

“Not sorry” the simple line snapped him out of his thoughts as he looked over to the grinning Eevee that probably did need a bath “but I heard yelling in the back alley of the Good Place, and I just have to see if it's new!” The ‘Good Place’ was a restaurant the two constantly saw in their travels from town to town. While they couldn’t read the written name, and wouldn’t dare get close enough to a human to simply know the name when it had no use to them, it always had an identical symbol at every location. It was his trash loving companions (and though he would never admit it, his own as well) favorite location to get food.

“Very well, lead the way” with a flick of their tails, they rounded the last few corners to the back alley where two large dumpsters lay. As a Trubbish scurred off at the sight of them they both leapt up, balancing as they opened one off the lids.

He sat watch as the other squealed and dove in, rummaging through and ripping open plastic bags with sharp teeth. They always had the same parts when working together, he would keep watch making sure no one saw them from the regular path or had any workers walk out the door, while the other would search, eating what he wanted and tossing stuff up to save for later. They had tried to swap jobs once, but it was a mess that nearly got them caught if it wasn’t for his own keen ears, so they kept to their own and worked together.

He glanced at the door, the symbol imprinted on it. Doing this dumpster diving always reminded himself when he was alone. How he’s grateful to have a friend. Actually, doing it at the Good Place always reminded himself when he met the trashy Eevee. It was just after-

A paw swatted at his face, causing him to dodge. He seemed to be falling into nastolga easily today, he thought shaking it out of his fur.

“Did you hear me? I said all these bags have already been looked through” the other huffed “they must have used the other one, which is weird because they usually use the one closer to the door first….” he frowned, confused before brightening “anyways can you help me open the other lid?”

The clean Eevee nodded, hopping across to the other dumpster.

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Sta- he shivered, the angry yells still echoing in his ears. She was so mad when she discovered there was no dragon evolution, when she finally discovered he was completely useless. He glanced at the snapped pokeball at his paws, fallen through a space between a few garbage bags.

 

He knew he had to get out of here, but what was the point? He was with a trainer up till now, and while she was horrible he was still at least alive. But to try and survive on his own? No, he might as well just curl up on this garbage, might as well just

A scene flash in his mind, of a Pecha bush laying under a sprawling indigo sky. Two other faces similar yet different then his, laughing, smiling.

 

He couldn't give up, not yet, not until he could find them again.

 

Chatter and a crash of heavy plastic hitting a wall distracted him from the thoughts racing through his head. He pressed low against the bags, ears flat as he waited. Were there people taking trash out? No.. that didn't sound human, that sounded

 

The lid thunked twice, before late afternoon light poured down onto his dark brown fur. He froze as another pokemon fell down in front of him, another Eevee.

 

He was bigger, though everyone was bigger. His fur seemed to be a normal shade of brown, yet it was hard to tell with all the dirt and dust coating it. He looked up into the newcomer's eyes, surprise and delight filled them to the brim.

 

"Oh? OH!" The other gasped for only a moment before flashing forwards, grabbing him lightly by his scruff and before he knew it St- he was in open air and sat on the hard plastic lid.

 

"Hey hey!" The Eevee scrambled across to another Eevee, his turned back to the both of them. The third Eevee's ear twitched to show they were listening, watching the humans walk by.

 

"I found a child in the trash!" Trash Eevee declared happily. The Eevee on watch somehow looked skeptical from behind, but curiosity got them to turn around.

 

Green and brown surprised eyes hit his own, he felt as the others eyes looked him over from his unnaturally purple eyes to dark brown fur.

 

"I.. I-" the other stammered in surprise.

 

"Can we keep him?" His founder vibrated, excited.

 

"Hmm" seemingly gaining his composure, the one on watch came over to inspect him further, sniffing curiously at his fur "I don't think so, he smells too much of humans" the trash Eevee visibly shrunk.

"No!" He cried, snapping his jaw closed at the sudden speaking "I, I me- mean no, I had a trainer, but I don't have one anymore" he attempted to explain, hissing at himself for stuttering.

 

"I uh" he coughed, attempting to clear his throat, "I, I'm sorry for disturbing your search" he flicked his tail toward the two before curling it around himself, finally looking into the others faces. It was at the moment he noticed the strange markings around the single green eye on the watcher.

 

"It's no problem," the calmer one replied. He looked as if he were about to continue, before the trash Eevee popped "hey, have you gotten food today?"

 

He blinked, thinking about all that happened since dawn. Dawn, when his trai- ex-trainer had learned the news.

 

"I.. haven't?" He tried, not wanting to test his luck. They were strangers, he had to be cautious.

 

"Here!" The other dove back into the trash. He leaned over frantically, thankful to see the pokeball halfs had sunken out of sight. If they ever asked why he was in there, he would just tell them he was looking for food.

No one would find out the true reason. Well.. maybe two others, but that would have to wait till he found them again. He would find them again.

 

The walking trash pile hopped back up, dropping what seemed to be a freshly thrown away berry skewer at his feet.

 

He looked up, alarmed "no, I couldn't-" "oh don't worry" the other's purr sounded like a motorcycle "we'll survive without a few berries."

 

While he was still uncertain, his stomach grumbled with hunger so he bent down and took a bite of closest fully intact berry. When the sweet familiar taste hit his mouth, he barely stopped the tears. Arceus really had to do that, didn't they.

 

"Everything ok?" He looked up from the Pecha berry, the special marked Eevee looking at his watery eyes with concern.

 

"Y-yes, just haven't eaten anything this sweet in a while" he lied quickly, finishing what he could before pushing towards the others "here, might as well not let this go to waste" he smiled.

 

The marked Eevee hummed before taking a bite from a nearby Oran berry.

 

After a bit, the dirty Eevee spoke a question he knew was coming "so, you said you had a trainer, do you have a name?"

 

He paused, thinking, before shaking his head "she never gave me one."

 

The others nodded in understanding. He looked out at the people walking in the street, passing by with no clue of the trio sitting on the dumpsters.

 

He didn’t have a name, not to them at least. To them, he would be the Eevee that they found, the Eevee they took in, the Eevee one day they would realize they see as a brother, the Eevee that would inevitably disappear in the back of a truck

One day there would be another family, they would know him as Virgil, Virgil who they found in the forest, Virgil who followed them everywhere, Virgil who got caught finally by his own free will

But no one would know him as Star but his original family. No one would know him as Star, the being who hatched into the world with an angry scream that was not his own, Star, the one who fell in love with the sky on his first night of his existence, Star, the one who found family and then was ripped away from it in his sleep

Star, who would keep searching till the ends of the Earth to find his family.

 

But for now, he was just a strange looking Eevee in a strange situation, hiding his name from everything and everyone, and that was ok.

 

He glared at the crowd of humans walking by peacefully. There was only one thing left from his life with.. with the Dragon, one thing he would keep

He would never trust another human again.

[oh-theatre]

Objection!: Chapter 12

Chapter title:  Douleur Exquise

A/n:  Oh no! Another chapter im not proud of! Even though I rewrote it FIVE MILLION TIMES! Whatever I don't care anymore,,, WAIT THAT'S A LIE I DO CARE. Anyway, I love the idea of Royality just knowing they like who they like, it's cute. Um poor Virge, my bby I love him. Leave me some comments if you so, please! 

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summary: Roman doesn't listen to doctors' orders, which doesn't go well for him. There are new developments in the case. 

pairings: Eventual logicality, eventual prinxiety, platonic demus, romantic remile

warnings: Murder mention, child murder, Law and Courtroom, swearing, blood, hospital, passing out/fainting, Crime Scene, dead bodies, crying

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“So he's actually doing it?” Virgil questions, Logan nods opening the door for the detective. “Thanks” he responds walking into the courthouse. Virgils not sure how to feel, this is all hes wanted for years, this one wish never-changing. “I want to help” Logan stops him, cocking his head.

“It's really not a good idea” Logan reprimands, Virgil huffs hanging his coat on the rack. The pair make their way to the front desk. “He's extremely...fragile” Logan chooses his words carefully “Asking for help was already a lot...he will come to you when he is ready” Logan decides, Virgil hides a smirk. It's been a hot second since the pair had hung out and it was always enjoyable.

“Fine, but I want to help at some point” Virgil warns, Logan gives him a coy smile. “What? I practically built that case, don't think it's fair you get all the credit” he mumbles. Logan thanks Jenny before walking away.

“Yes because that's the goal here, credit” Logan begins, stuffing his pass away. Virgil hangs his around his neck, not understanding Logan's point. “Not putting away a man whose been awfully cruel to our friend” Logan keeps his eyes forward and his words simple.

“Ok, I got it Velma” Virgil sighs resigned “Obviously I want to put Liam away...I’m just- Oh you have got to be kidding me” Virgil mutters, his focus in an entirely new place. Logan follows his angry glare, his tensed shoulders releasing as his eyes fall on Roman. “I'm going to kill him” Virgil starts making his way to the judge.

“If he doesn't die first, you mean” Logan whispers to himself, a regular amount of concern for the injured judge taking over as he follows Virgil.

“Ah! Good morning Virgil, Logan” Roman greets, he bids farewell to some colleagues before turning fully to his friends. Good morning? He has the audacity to stand here against doctors' orders, and say good morning? Virgil might be fuming now.

“Your doctor told you to stay home today!” Virgil exclaims, both Logan and Roman turn to shush him. Logan looks around at the other patrons, apologizing. “Don't shush me! You are in no condition to be working today” he angry whispers, heeding their volume warning. Roman might be flattered, had it not been the same thing, for once Virgil needed to just give him...the benefit of the doubt.

“Virgil, really, I am fine” Roman assures, keeping his serenity intact. His doctor had warned against getting too emotional, he listens sometimes. “Plus, I won't be doing anything heavy-duty anyway” Virgil folds his arms doubtful. The judge hated anything less than heart thrilling. “Just some paperwork I need to catch up on” He lies, well not entirely. He wouldn't be going into court today, and he would be doing paperwork, but he wasn't excited about it.  

“You're impossible” Virgil indicates, he gives the judge one more glance before deciding to join a newly arrived Patton checking in. No doubt, to rant about that very same judge.

“You're impossible” Roman mocks childishly, Logan keeps his dead eyes. Roman begins walking away, Logan decides to follow.

“Roman, I had an inquiry” Logan tells him, Roman turns through the hallways, Logan on his toes. They enter his chambers, Roman gesturing for the lawyer to take a seat across from him, he does so. The judge begins organizing his files, sorting them and looking over new notices or reminders. “Will court be in session today?” He asks catching Roman's attention.

“Patton has requested we wait” He informs, signing, presumably some contracts of sorts. Logan's shoulders fall, adjusting his glasses he leans forward.

“D-do you know why?” He pushes further, the judge refuses to meet his eyes, still catching up on work and things he missed. Roman gives a chuckle at Logan's attempt at subtle concern. “Roman?”

“I do not” He replies simply, checking his buzzing phone. “Oh my god…” He groans “I'm going to kill Virgil” He mutters, now it's Logan's turn to laugh. “Got something to say...calculator?” He tries, instantly grumbling in his attempt.

“No no...Nothing, hmm what's the definition of infatuation again?” Logan teases, Roman scrunches his eyebrows. “Infatuation or being smitten is the state of being carried away by an unreasonable passion, usually towards another person for whom one has developed strong romantic or platonic feelings” He recites, one of his many talents.

“What are you saying?” Romans own curiosity peaked, wanting to hear Logan's assessment. Logan leans forward once more, placing his elbows neatly on the table.

“I hypothesize that you are indeed, infatuated with Virgil” He plays, Roman raises a brow an unexpected smirk overtakes his face. Logans taken aback, expecting a different more...emotionally defensive reaction.

“Have been for the past four years but thanks for noticing” Roman responds casually, fully aware of the look of almost shock that riddles Logan's face. “It's not a big thing, I mean he's oblivious to it but it's whatever and I don't really notice anymore.” Roman admits, Logans not sure whether it's his own feelings with the ‘liking’ someone or if he's curious about Romans approach but he has questions.  

“Don't you want something to happen?” Logan asks, nothing is...its not...it doesn't make sense. Roman, who had returned to his work, lets out a laugh.

“Of course I do Logan” He staples some papers together “More than anything, but after a while…” He trails off, clearly lost.

“What?” Logan should realize how desperate he sounds, and how hopeless Roman does. But Roman isn't hopeless, he's fallen into a routine, and he's used to the feeling. The tug every time Virgil entered the room, the excitement when he spoke to the detective, the way his eyes slowly darted towards Virgil's lips. It was the little moments, the small things, he treasured just as much, almost more. Sometimes the wait and longing are so much better. Roman wouldn't know however...nothing to compare it to

“Nothing…” Roman shakes his head, he meets Logan's eyes, folding his arms out in front of him. “I'm a hopeless romantic Logan, you should know that by now” He smiles, but it's different, a look he had recognized on Patton so many times. Fake, secretive, sad. Not to Roman… To Roman its...perseverance.

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“If you say ‘kill’ one more time, I might have to report you to the police” Patton sighs, ushering Virgil into his office “Which is ironic, because you are the police” He jokes, Virgil, slumps into the chair across from the lawyer groaning into his jacket. The tight leather, wrapping around his pulsing body, grounding him.

“Well excuse me for being concerned!” Virgil huffs throwing his hands up, leaning back in his chair. Patton nods, a coy smile on his face, as he seats himself in his chair. “He's going to...pass out or...open his wounds or…” Patton turns alert, recognizing something instantly. He reaches over taking Virgil's hand in his own.

“He will be ok” Patton assures, giving his best smile. It's a smile he uses on the twins when they are scared or worried. “Plus, he's got all of us looking after him” He grins wider, Virgil takes a deep breath, realizing there is room for breathing. He's not taking up space, he is ok. “You okay?” Patton checks once more, Virgil swallows, nodding slowly.

“Let's just talk about...anything else” he requests, Patton nods removing his hand from Virgils, opening his laptop. “So...you and Logan and working on a case...I heard” His worry turning quickly to smugness.

“Yes, we are” Patton confirms simply, in fact opening up his files on his laptop. Virgil resumes a more comfortable position in his chair.

“How's that going?” He inquires, genuinely curious. If he wasn't allowed to help, he’d at least like to be in the know.

“It's going good actually…” Patton's face rising quickly into a blush “Logans...more than helpful” He sighs, he's not really looking anywhere in particular. Virgil coughs, he has to pry before...assuming.

“Oh yeah?” He remarks coyly “Tell me more Pat” he's in detective mode now, using what he can to come to a conclusion. It's quite obvious what he's trying to do, but the glazed eyes on his friend suggest he has a fighting chance.

“He’s just being very kind, and…” Patton sighs, twisting his lips “Its nice, to work with him.” Patton fiddles with his hands, falling into a trance. “And...when he gets really focused, his little eyebrows scrunch and he..” Patton giggles, Virgil almost feels bad had it not made both present so happy. “Oh, last night we were working late and..he must have fallen asleep but his glasses dropped just a little and-” Patton pauses noticing the stifled laughter coming from Virgil. “What?”

“You totally like him” Virgil exclaims, pure joy radiating with a hint of smugness. It was nice to fall into this...childish conversation. Taking a load off his shoulders, just letting things not...mean so much.

“This is not new information Virge,” Patton says, typing more into his laptop. Virgil stops now, his eyes growing wide.

“Sorry, what?” Virgil coughs, Patton looks up at him

“I think you're getting a call” And sure enough he was, Virgil, shot his friend a glare before answering, his face falling as the conversation went on. He slams his phone shut, pursing his lips. His foot bounces erratically. “Virge? Everything ok?”

“Three more murders” He shakes his head simply, awaiting Patton's usual reaction of sadness and disgust. Instead, Patton stands

“Well, but that doesn't make sense” He claims, Virgil stops, looking up at him. He makes his way to the side door of his office, where he usually meets with clients. “Because George is right here” He opens the door, revealing a very patient sitting George. Virgil's confusion quickly turns, he's not sure what but his mind sure is racing.

“Pat I gotta-”

“See you later Virge” Patton nods understandingly, alight with a fighting smile.  He waves his friend goodbye before exiting the office, he swears he was headed to the doors but something pushed him down a different hall, begging him to walk down the solemn lined path, to a place he wasn't technically supposed to be.

He wasn't expecting to see an ever-growing crowd outside the office but pushed his way through the clamoring group. The room almost instantly shrunk, if he wasn't so adamant to find Roman, he would be heavy-breathing his way out of the room. It's a good thing he was strong and persistent, shoving people aside. It was one of his many skills during school, needing to get through the halls and avoid any eye contact at all. If it was an Olympic sport, Virgil would win gold.

“Yes, yes mister Katchutori, I will get back to you on tha-” Virgil locates the familiar voice. Roman stands behind his desk, speaking into a phone with at least three other people talking to him.  “H-hold on one moment please” He turns, taking some files that someone had been practically throwing at him.

“Mister Reial, we need you to look these over and sign them” The man spoke, Roman nods taking them, skimming through quickly.

“Right ok, thanks” He mutters, the man doesn't budge. Virgil doesn't mean to snarl but Roman might as well be juggling as he tries to carry multiple things and keep steady on the phone. “Yes thank you mister Katchutori” He speaks into the phone, rushing through some more ‘okays’ and ‘yes’ before finally hanging up, moving onto signing. Were there always so many files?  

“Mister Reial!” Another voice calls out, Roman continues signing but ushers the voice towards him. Virgil's not sure how it happened but soon there wasn't a moment's breath, everything became rapid fire. How could Roman keep up?

“Can you sign this?”

“Yes, leave it o-”

“You’re being requested on November third for judging, will you be available?”

“Check in with my se-

“I'm still waiting on the forms, your honor!”

“Yes, I will get them to you an-”

“We would like an official statement regarding last month's case!”

“You have to be more specific”

“Uh… breaking and entering with mister Tolentino?”

“Of course! Ill g-”

“The forms mister Reial”

“My client sir!”

“Statement!”

“Forms!”

“Your phones ringing”

Virgil saw it just a moment too late, and he almost missed it. Romans head frantically darting around the room trying to keep up, until it slowed. The incessant yelling was too much for Virgil. He had half a mind to tell them all to shut up and get out. Roman's eyes slowed, fluttering to a close as his grip on the desk loosened. Virgil might have been scared at the sight of his body going limp as he fell, had the adrenaline in his body not kicked in as he dove just in time to spare the judge any further injuries.

“Roman!” He exclaims, not sure what it will do but it felt right. Splitting the crowd as he caught Roman, laying him down carefully on the ground, holding him.

“Oh...my god” The silence broke as a small voice chirps. Virgil's fearful gaze turned quickly to anger as he looked to the crowd.

“Someone call nine one one!” He demands, he hears fast shuffling “Everyone else gets out!” He commands. They don't need to be told a second time, the crowd disappearing in the blink of an eye. Soon it was just him, clinging to Roman's body, praying for someone to hurry up.

“I told you…” He whispers, his breath stutters “God, Roman, I told you”

~~~

~~~

“Do you want to play snakes with me?”

“No”

“Fair enough” Damian nods, the child scurries away joining his friends. “Have a nice day!” He calls out bouncing. He turns back to his table, seating himself in front of the coloring supplies and building blocks. At least he tried, he can tell Papi.

“I'll play snakes with you” Remus offers, he plops himself across from Damian, his wide eyes staring expectantly at the boy. “How do you play?” He asks, taking a purple block, smashing it on the table. Damian's not sure if he thinks it will reveal something or is this just how kids are. It's better than playing alone, plus he comes from Uncle Pat, how bad can he be?

“You gotta make a snake” He explains, Remus stops, he listens. “Then you gotta slither the snake, and the faster snake wins” He finishes, already crafting his masterpiece. He uses a mix of yellow and orange blocks, connecting them to create a funky pattern. Remus shrugs, simple enough, he gathers mostly green blocks with a few purples mixed in. His little tongue sticking out as he works rapidly.

“Ta-da!” Remus exclaims, pushing his snake towards Damian. Damian pauses his own work, his face scrunching as if eating something too sour. “Snek!” He smiles, prideful.

“It looks like throw up” Damian insults, Remus shrugs, hugging his snake.

“I like it” He defends, as he waits for Damian to finish his snake, he plays with his own. The creature takes a journey around the table, searching the ground for mystery, eventually landing exhausted on Remus’s head. “Imma make an octopus!” he declares, the snake wobbles but evidently the blocks standstill.

“Only snakes!” Damian whines, he takes a quick breath “Only snakes” He mutters to himself, adding the finishing pieces to his own toy. Remus huffs, folding his arms together.

“That's no fun” He moans, sitting down once more, the soft cushion beneath him. “The snakes need friends” He pouts, Damian pays him no mind. They can hear the others shouting and squealing wildly in the background, Valerie, no doubt leading an attack on some mythical kingdom. “Why can't he have more friends?” Remus asks, fiddling with a block in front of him.

“He doesn't need anymore” Damian states, Remus, shakes his head. He makes his way around the table, sitting next to Damian now. “Friends are boring” Damian wiggles his nose, he has friends. Patton, Logan and Roman...and of course Papi.

“Yes we are your friends, but friends your own age Dee,” Virgil tells his son, allowing the small boy to cuddle into him as they rest calmly on the couch.

“But I don't like them, all they do is scream” Damian yawns, watching the flashing light of scooby doo on the screen, he loves the show. Virgil laughs softly, wrapping the blanket further around him.

“I think they're pretty nice” Remus smiles, he was always fidgety but it seemed increased. “I don't have many, but Val is pretty nice” He repeats, huh...Damian thinks, they might not be so different.  Remus gasps, throwing his hands in the air as he knocks down a few blocks. Damian tries not to reprimand him, that's a new word he learned. “We can be friends!”

“Ok…” Damian begins, he's not opposed to the proposition but he doesn't know what it will include. “What do I do?” He asks, Remus grins a little too wide. A gap in his teeth revealed, clearly, it's new.

“You just gotta play with me!” He explains, excited he rushes around the table, making his way to the cubbies. Damian follows, his curiosity peaked. “My dada got me these” he shows, opening his bag labeled in bright messy marker ‘Remus Hart’, pulling out three containers. “Its goo!” He hands one to Damian, who inspects the toy, just as his Papi does with his own job.

“Its slime” He detects, holding the container a little further away. Remus shrugs and leads the boy back over to the table.

“What are you doing?” Damian looks up, Valerie stands keeping her exhausted panting steady, she looks over at her brother. “Is that goo?” She questions, Damian sighs, Remus nods.

“Its slime!” The boys recite in unison. Damian hides a coy smile, he can't be that bad, “Wanna play Val?” Remus asks, holding out the final container. She nods excitedly, taking her place next to Remus. He wastes no time throwing it open and letting the green ooze out. Instantly clicking and smashing away, allowing it to stick to all parts of his hands.

“Mm messy” Damian mumbles, his face in clear disgust of the manner. He opens his own cautiously, the gold color is quite appealing. It's cold as he pulls it out, letting it melt on his hands. He pokes it, the clicks and pops of each poke sending a thrill. Soon it becomes second nature, he expands his game, making bubbles and twirling the slime.

The rest of the morning goes by quickly after that, Valerie is soon recruited to join the rebellion of some game, Damian can't keep up. Cindy helps the boys clean up and wash their hands preparing for lunch. For the first time, Damian has somewhere and someone to sit with. He eats in the corner with Remus, eating his perfectly prepared meal while Remus ate his own.

“I made it! Dada said I should try if I wanted to and I did!” Remus exclaims, he shows the contents of his sack lunch to Damian. He wants to say something but is quickly distracted by an overcast hanging over the boys.

“Hey kiddos” Emile's smiling face looks down on them, Damian and Remus share a smile, bouncing up to embrace the sweet man's legs. “Oh! Hello!” He laughs softly, they pull away as Valerie rejoins them, greeting the doctor.

“What are you doing here mister pickle?” Damian asks, Emile kneels down to face them.

“I'm here to pick you up, there's been an...incident and your dads want to..see you” He explains, his speech slow and careful, making sure the kids understand every word. After a few expected questions, the kids agree and pack up their things, promptly meeting Emile by the door. “Ready?”

“Ready” They confirm

~~~

“Roman…” Virgil whispers very softly, maybe if he keeps rubbing his warmth, transferring it from his own hands into Roman the judge will wake up. So he does, sitting by a hospital bed, cupping Romans...lifeless hand. “Come on Roman this isn't...this isn't funny” He pleads, the doctors had no news. They were no help, absolutely none of them. “H-hey! What are you doing” Virgil exclaims, the nurse holding a new IV doesn't jump, probably used to weary members in the hospital.

“Don't worry sir, I am simply changing out mister Reials IV bag, your husband will be ok” She assures kindly if Virgil wasn't so worried, he might have been a little more...stuttered at the assumption.

“He's not my husband,” He says solemnly, eyeing Romans shut eyes, Virgil was holding his hands still ignoring the growing sweat between the two.

“I apologize,” She says finishing her job, she smiles at him before giving the pair privacy. Privacy he hopes he can continue to sustain, he just wants this moment to...to...to figure things out. To take a breath, to allow himself this.

“Ro come on…” He knows it won't help but he hopes somewhere in that...jumbled mind of Roman, Virgil's voice will be heard. “Look, Damian's coming to see you...you don't wanna be asleep right?” he laughs dryly, Damian would be very upset and to be honest Virgil doesn't think he can...deal with Damian crying right now. He knows its selfish, but Romans limp cold state overrules that. “Okay, this is beyond petty” He complains, not sure how to deal with what's happening. “Just wake up ...wake up! Roman wake up!” He's not entirely sure why he began screaming, but it felt good.

“Virge! Hey hey Woah” He turns angrily facing Patton, he drops Romans hand rubbing his head annoyed. “Virge come here” Patton directs, he wastes no time bundling himself up in Patton's arms, crying softly.

“I told him” Virgil mumbles, Patton tightens his grip, “I told him P…”

“I know Virge, I know” Patton rubs comforting circles on Virgil's back before leading him over the chair, wrapping him up in an extra blanket. “Walk me through it...what happened?” He inquires delicately. Virgil sniffles, grateful for the break from staring desperately into what was left of the eccentric figure. So he goes through it carefully, remembering and repeating every step, every move, every word they had said that led up to this moment. After a while, the conversation died down and he got tired, so Patton offered to watch while the sleepy detective got some rest.

“Is he alright?” Patton spins, stopping himself as he paces. Logan enters the room, spotting a bundled Virgil and a less than active Roman. Patton's not sure if he can trust himself to speak, so he nods, slowly. “Are you alright” Another nod, Logan takes his shoulders, an abrupt action but necessary. Patton stops pacing once more, looking up at Logan with folded arms. “Pa-

“He needs to go into surgery, immediately” A team of doctors and nurses enter the room, creating a separation between the pair. Virgil scrambles awake, pushing himself to the front lines. “Sir, we need to get him into surgery,” The nurse says while Virgil blocks her way. It isn't conscious but an impulse. Patton and Logan watch as the medical team, remove Roman from his safety and begin rolling him away, Virgil moves reluctantly, securing a place near Patton. “We will let you know how it goes after we notify his family” The nurse informs before promptly leaving. Virgil takes a few steps back, transferring himself to the edge of the now-empty bed.

“We are his family” He mutters, watching the spot where everything could change.

~~~

“What do we got?” Remy asks, following Carlton into the room. An officer makes their way up to Remy, ready to read his notes.

“Three more murders detective” The officer, Reia, informs. Remy scrunches his brows checking out the room. “Its weird, he's never done it like this. They’re never...together” Reia’s right, its curious. Every time the victims never had any connection and were never associated.

“I think we can do the detecting Reia” Carlton chides, Remy turns to him raising a brow. Reia bows her head, walking back to collect more notes. “Seems Virgil won't be joining us today” he notes.

“Dude, you didn't have to be rude” Remy reminds, Carton scoffs putting on his gloves, hitting with a snap around his wrist. “She's right, ya know?” Remy does the same, walking towards the first victim. “Wheres CSI?” He calls out, a small voice chirps.

“That would be me! Talyn Corste, they/them if you will” They hold out their hand, shaking Remys. He retracts subtly massaging his hand, they've got a strong grip. “The first victim seems to be mid-twenties, presumed female” They move to the body, Remy might've been phased has he not been so used to it. They kneel down, allowing Talyn to lift up the sheet covering the woman. Remy's face drops instantly, the woman is untouched. “You alright detective? Never seen a dead body?”

“You call that dead?” Remy searches for any sign, but she's perfect. Her skin clear, not a hair out of place, her clothes intact. “This couldn't be him, not his M.O” Remy decides, Talyn waits for him to continue. “Were there any letters?” Remu inquires, closing the sheet over the woman.

“Three of them, all written in the victim's blood” Talyn recalls, they try to read Remy's face “Why?” Remy bites his bottom lip, shaking his head.

“Nevermind, what were the letters?” Remy requests, opening his notepad. Talyn gestures for him to follow them, leading Remy to the wall. Three letters, dripping in perfection, written across the white plaster. “W, S and...A” He scribbles down quickly, more to add to Virgil and his horror game of hangman.

“Look, ill give you my notes, but my team and I gotta go,” Talyn tells Remy, he nods, thanking them for their help. Soon enough, the team clears out, leaving Remy and Carlton alone in the apartment. The bodies were cleared out, leaving pictures of the evidence for the detectives. Remy wishes they would take the smell with them, the fumes searing into his brain.

“Seems clean cut to me” Carlton shrugs, Remy jumps remembering he's there. It's weird, he's been working with Virgil for so long, the pair had just developed themselves. A well-oiled machine, but Remy and Carlton? The pieces just don't fit.  Remy goes to answer but is distracted by the ringing of his phone.

“Go for Nyx” He answers, turning away from Carlton.

“Hey, Rem…” Virgil's voice comes through the speaker, something is off. His speech is slowed, and weak.

“Hey, are you okay? Where are you?” Remy rushes, fearful but also a tad annoyed.

“Uh, Ro-roman collapsed… and he's in surgery right now and-” A stifled sob can be heard, the sniffling unbearable for Remy. he hates hearing his friend like this. “I-i'm sorry I know...I k-know you're…”

“Hey take it easy, you're ok” Remy assures, he's not sure why he does it but it's become routine. He rubs the ring around his finger, it was a gift from Virgil and Emile. “Look, I've got it, you just take care of yourself and Roman ok?”

“O-ok…” Virgil takes a deep breath “Don't uh..don't tell anyone. I don't want any more scandal or publicity for Roman. I gotta go, Logans freaking out about something...which is unusual so..” Remy laughs dryly

“Alright, bye” Remy closes his phone, shoving it away.

“Was that Virgil?” Carlton questions, Remy nods returning his focus back to the case. He looks over the letter, they have to be saying something. “And why is our partner not present?” He inquires, his voice dripping with...Remy can't explain it. But the way he says anything makes his body squirm, instantly putting up his defenses.

“My partner” He corrects “Is busy with a family emergency, Damian isn't feeling well” Carlton nods carefully, using his eyes to look around the empty apartment. Remy slaps his notepad frustrated. “I don't get it! E, L, I, T, A, L, W, S” He recites “What does it mean argh” Hes upset now, and totally valid too. All these letters and he can't stop people from losing their life. This isn't a game, this isn't a game Remy insists.

“Guess hes just not done” Carlton shrugs, Remy hates how casual he is about this.

“Not done?”

“With killing” Remy shudders, he never knew a voice could have so little...remorse “Seems like you're missing letters, so...you're probably missing victims” he concludes, Remy pauses.

“I do not like you” He states simply, and honestly.

[coralstudiies]

My mom just ruined my morning by screaming at me for 1h n saying i cant go to a jc. How do i wake up early n be productive when im more active at night? Everyone in my life is coming together to watch me fail n the ppl who have hurt me r doing much better than me. Help? I dont want to listen to an unemployed, incompetent bitch tell me what i can and cant do when I have 3 tests to study for. What do u do when someone ruins ur morning? When its ur mom too? Im super fucking angry rn.

hello anon! Im so sorry about your mom ruining your morning because yeah bummer i hate ppl screaming at me and nagging at me too. but it happens so i guess u just gotta take a few deep breaths and let it go

well if you're more active at night(how night is night🙃🤙🏼) you have to make good use of your weekends. so for example instead of mugging from 10pm to 3am the next day, mug till 10pm, sleep, wake up at 3am, continue. ONLY ON WEEKENDS and this is just a random timing, if 5 hours of sleep is too little for you then you should get more sleep because sleep is important! you can put on some study with me videos, or use study timers with immersive modes (eg tide and forest) so that you cant exit your app on the phone to use other apps. study in short blocks of time (pomodoro method, tweak the duration of studying & break to best suit you) to maximise productivity.

also chill man!!! not everyone in ur life is coming together to watch you fail ok! thats just an exaggeration and its not a good one because it gives negative vibes. i think u need some time to relax and reset your thinking (maybe a nice warm shower?)

honestly if someone ruins my day i just rant for a while about him/her to someone i trust and then just forget it. especially with parents its not worth holding a grudge bc u literally gotta see them everyday even if they piss u off. just shut up, dont argue and continue doing what you were alr doing. or u can calmly tell her "ma im tryin to study, i have 3 tests, can i please continue studying?" which might work if you've never done that before. rmb to be polite so they have one less thing to scream about.

anyways!!! smile :^) its just another day with naggy parents amiright? u can get thru this lah dont worry +++ im here for u so u can always rant and vent to me. sorry for the late reply because i was busy with work ALREADY but ill alw try to reply future asks and dms asap ok!!! Jiayou anon and sending love<3 all the best for those 3 tests!

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Treacherous (Episode 10)

Saturday Morning I woke up alone in a giant bed that smelt like strawberries and aftershave, I could stay wrapped up in the blankets but I know I have to eventually get up.  The alarm clock on the bedside table tells me it's 11;35am, I've been asleep for hours and I have no idea when Angus got up or if he is even home, the apartment is so quiet.  I throw the blankets off, get out of the bed and then make it, I'm a tidy house guest even if I did sleep in til well into the morning. I make my way to the bathroom, grabbing my hairbrush on the way, I can feel I have a bird's nest of bedhead hair without even viewing it, I brush my hair into a neat ponytail. In the bathroom I see our towels are still laying on the floor from our early hours shower, they too smell like strawberries. I gather them up and am now on the search for the laundry, I guess I didn't pay  enough attention when I was given the tour. I know that upstairs theres just Angus' bedroom, lounge room and kitchen so it must be downstairs, somewhere so I venture down there and find a small laundry hidden under the stairs, I put the towels in the washing machine, scoop in some powder and start the washing. Angus suddenly appears in the doorway of the laundry.

"I have a maid who I pay to do that" He tells me

"Oh, I didn't know that, I just know at home Don would go off if he saw we left dirty towels on the floor" I explain

"I'm betting you made my bed too didn't you?" He asks, smiling at me

"Ah yeah, I did, should I have left it unmade?" I'm so confused

"I'm going to pay Joanna $165 today and she's not going to do anything" He explains, laughing

"I'm sorry" I apologise

"Baby it's all good, you just don't have to be a domestic goddess here, relax" He assures me.

No more cleaning Zoey, no matter how frustrated I get with how untidy things are left.

"Do you want to have brunch out somewhere?" He asks

"That would be awesome considering I know you're not going to cook for me" I reply, laughing

"Fuck you're cheeky" He says, spanking me on my behind and kiss him on the cheek and he explains it won't be just us at brunch, "Caleb will be going us and when he found out I was bringing you he insisted on bringing Molly, his non girlfriend who desperately wants to be his girlfriend" He warns me

"That's ok, where are we going to?" I ask

"Funnily enough we are going to the bar on top of Skye Fitness, we've got an awesome chef and he will make you whatever you want" He informs me

"Do you and Caleb do brunch dates often?" I ask, curiously

"Zoey, I've been single for two years and Caleb is not likely to commit to any woman any time soon but we do like brunch and it's not exclusively a couples meal, two dudes can enjoy a manly brunch together" He says defensively  and I can't help but laugh at him. He picks me up and sits me on top of the washing machine which has just entered into its spin cycle, I wrap my legs around his waist and kiss him passionately as the vibration from the machine sends delicious  jolts through my whole body, I have no idea what is happening but it's exciting and feels amazing, like it's building inside me. Angus scoops me up with one hand and uses the other to remove my pyjama bottom, he pushes my now soaked underwear to one side and I feel his fingers slip inside me, massaging my sweet spot, I can't hold onto this mounting pressure any longer and I feel my whole body quiver, my breathing slowing down and returning to normal, I open my eyes and focus on Angus who is watching me intently. The washing machine had long finished it's cycle and I didn't even notice. I'm just sitting there shocked by what just happened, eventually I find my voice.

"What was that?" I ask Angus

"It was an orgasm, have you never had one?" He sounds surprised and I shake my head, "Did you like it?"  he asks and I hear the panic in his voice, he thinks he went too far.

"It felt amazing, I've never felt anything like it" I tell him and his face relaxes, "Do you want me to...umm...return the favour?" I enquire, not even sure if I'm ready to touch his penis but after that I'm willing to learn.

"No baby, I got myself there" he reassures me

"I love you Angus" The words roll out of my mouth without me even realising it but it makes him smile so wide.

"I love you too Zoey" he replies and kisses my lips softly.

We were running a little bit late for brunch but Angus assured me that Caleb is always late anyway so I shouldn't worry but when we arrive at the Skye Fitness bar the only other people there are pale skinned man with dark hair and a woman who looked only a few years older than me, skinny and pretty with blonde ringlets of hair sitting at shoulder length. The man stands up as we approach the table, he's so tall and so pale.

"I've been waiting here for 10 minutes, Molly ran out of small talk after 5 minutes" The man announces to us.

"Sorry Caleb, we lost track of time, had to put a load of washing on" Angus explains to him and the two men shake hands

"And who is this beautiful creature who you're obviously paying to hang out with you?" Caleb asks

"This is my girlfriend, Zoey. Zo, this is Caleb, he talks shit about me, don't believe him and this is his girlfriend, Molly" Angus introduces us, Caleb shoots him a look at the referral of Molly being his girlfriend but Molly just smiles like she's finally won a prize

"Hey Zoey, nice to meet you, finally another girl I can talk to, these two just talk about sports and whose car goes fast" Molly greets me warmly

"Caleb has accepted that my Aston Martin could beat his toy car any day, we raced and I won" Angus tells me

"Was I meant to be impressed by your car Angus?" I ask innocently

"Oh burn, she didn't even notice the car buddy, you clearly haven't shown her the backseat yet" Caleb jokes and I blush intensely

"Let's order" Angus attempts to save me while shooting Caleb a look.

Our meals arrive, I ordered protein pancakes which are super soft and fluffy, both Caleb and Molly have bacon and eggs and Angus also has the pancakes but with a small bowl of strawberries on the side.

"What is it with you and strawberries" I have to ask

"I love them, they're sweet and juicy and they smell amazing" He tells me, placing one in my mouth and it is the most amazing strawberry I've ever tasted. "see?" he asks

"Mmm that actually tasted how that body wash smells" I announce, amazed.

"Are you at University Zoey?" Molly asks

"Not yet, I'm in year 12, 5 months to go and then hopefully Uni" I reply

"You'll get in baby" Angus reassures me, "She's really smart, top of her school" He tells the others as he looks at me proudly

"What about yourself Molly? Are you at Uni?" I ask her

"Yeah, first year, it's so different high school, a lot more freedom but a much bigger cause load and the campus is massive" She tells me

"What are you studying?" I ask

"Psychology, human behaviours excite me, why people do what they do" She enthuses, "What about you Zoey, what do you want to study?"

"My parents want me to do medicine but I want to study veterinary" I explain

"Wow, both would be pretty intense" Molly exclaims, shocked

"You're telling me and my parents have just started coming down on my sister and I with their "No distraction" rules so I'm feeling the pressure at home and at school too, if my principal tells us one more time how "This is the year that determines the rest of your lives" one more time I think I'm going to scream" I tell her and we both laugh.

"You didn't tell me that Ruth and Don set new rules. Does it affect our time together?" Angus asks me, shocked

"Sorry, I was going to tell you, it doesn't really affect us too much, I can still do gym but Friday and Saturday nights are my only times I can socialise now, Tess too, that includes parties or going to boyfriend's places, they kinda flipped out when I told them I was staying at yours on Friday but it's all good now" I explain

"You should of told me Zoey, last thing I want is being a distraction to you right now" He says in a tone that I can't tell if he's angry or hurt, stupid Zoey, why did I bring the subject up.

We finish brunch, say our goodbyes to Caleb and Molly and make our way back to his apartment.

"I'll take you home Zo" He announces after we walk in silence

"I don't have to be home yet, I've completed all my weekend homework already so I can stay longer if you want me to" I plead with him, I don't want to go home yet, I don't want to leave things like this, I want him to know I have it all under control

"Don't ever hide things from me that concern us Zoey" He raises his voice and I feel so guilty inside, I caused this and I don't know how to fix it.

We get inside the apartment, he throws his keys on the bar and storms off out into the garden. I walk upstairs and start packing my things into my bag, I don't want to stay if he's just going to be in a bad mood all afternoon. With my bag packed I make my way back down stairs, I can see he's still outside, sitting in a lounger with his back to me. I open my school folder, pull out a piece of paper, find a pen on the bar and write him a note

'I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I didn't want to cause you to worry. Thank you for an amazing night, see you Monday.

Love Zoey'

I pin it to his noticeboard, take the elevator to the lobby and walk to the train station with tears streaming down my face. I ruined everything, I should of just been honest with him. I put my phone into aeroplane mode so I can listen to music without being distracted and find an empty seat next to a window, perfect, I can watch the scenery and no one will know I'm secretly having a break down. The train pulls into the station at Brindlton Bay, the doors open and I step onto the platform and there he is, looking casually cool, leaning against the wall, he steps forward when he sees me, walks towards me and I breakdown in his arms.

"Im so sorry" I sob, drenching his t-shirt in my salty tears, "I ruined everything". He holds on to me tightly and I'm sure the other passengers are enjoying the break down of Zoey Green's relationship.

"Lets go to the lighthouse, we can talk there" He says

"If you're going to end things with me just do it here" I tell him

"Baby I'm not ending anything, I just want to talk" He promises and I walk with him to his car, get in and he begins driving us up to where the light house is.

"I'm impressed by your car" I joke and he cracks up laughing at me.

We all up in the carpark for the light house, he turns the car off and sits there looking at me for what feels like forever then he speaks.

"You left and I had no idea where you were and I got worried that you had left for good" He says and I can see the sadness in his eyes

"I wrote you a note, I put it on your noticeboard" I explain

"I have a noticeboard?" He asks, laughing

"Yeah, it's just out the front of your front door, you've never noticed it?" I laugh

"I've never noticed a noticeboard at my front door" He tells me and we both laugh. Silence once again falls between us but this time it's me who breaks it.

"I didn't want to stay if you were going to be angry at me, I don't like confrontation" I explain

"I'm not angry at you Zoey, I know it came off like that but I'm not and I'm sorry you felt that you had to run away from me. I'm just worried about being a distraction to you, like you're parents and school have said, this is one of the most important years of your life and I don't want to be the reason that you don't get the marks you need to get into uni" He frets

"Angus I'm so far ahead of everyone else in my classes, I've been putting in all the effort for years and I know how important this year is, even without everyone reminding me but I also want to be a normal, teenage girl, one that gets to go on dates with her boyfriend" I tell him

"I want you to be honest with me though, if it does get too much and you have to step back from us I will understand, it will kill me but you are my priority. If you feel you need to concentrate on school over us please tell me. No more hiding anything either, promise" He's pleading with me and it would kill me too to walk away but I know he's doing it for me.

"I promise, I won't hide anything, I love you Angus" I vow to him

"I love you too baby, when do you have to be home?"

"No until noon tomorrow, why?"

"Stay with me again?" he asks

"Yes but I think we need to do some more laundry" I inform him, smiling

"We are going to make a special stop on the way home, buy some things for Zoey" He announces and it peaks my curiosity

"What things are we buying for Zoey?" I ask, feeling a little silly talking to him in third person

"Something better than the washing machine and you can leave it at my house or take it home with you but I always want you to bring it to my house, so I can use it on you" He's getting excited as he starts the car and we pull out of the parking lot.

"On me? Is it going to hurt?" I ask, somewhat terrified

"Zoey why would I want to do anything to you that hurts you" He ask, slightly insulted

"I thought maybe that's what you're in to. Tess said some boys like that kind of control over a girl" I explained, embarrassed

"Do me a favour Zoey, stop taking advice about men from your sister who has only been with Declan and now I'm thinking Declan is one of those boys" He laughs to himself

"Well what is it that we are getting then?" I ask, if it's not designed to hurt me then I'm fully on board

"Just a small vibrator baby and I'll be very gentle with it, I promise"

"Is it going to hurt when I do have sex?" I ask him, back to being fearful

"It most likely will, the first few times but I'll be there with you and if it gets too much we can stop or take a break, whatever you need" He says and I feel at ease

"Can we try tonight" I ask, voice trembling, he reaches out and grabs my hand.

"There's no rush baby, I'm not going anywhere, I know our fight scared you, it scared me too whenI saw you had gone but I don't want you to feel you have to do anything out of fear that you're going to lose me coz I'm not going anywhere" He says to me in a reassuring tone.

"I know that, I want to do this because I love you and I trust that you will make me feel safe and I want to share something special with you, just you" I know I want this, I just need him to know it too.

"If you're sure about this and as long as you know that we can stop at anytime. Then we will need to make a second stop then, to the mini mart" He tells me

"Why?" I ask

"Because I don't think Don and Ruth want their 18 year old daughter being distracted by pregnancy, pretty sure they'd murder me for that" He laughs and I look at him in fear.

"do you remember your first time?" I ask him to break the silence

"Yeah, I was guy who thought he knew everything and it was all over within about 15 seconds, poor Steph didn't know what to do but we kept practicing, every chance we got and I got better, lasted longer" He reminisces

"Did it hurt her? The first time?" I know I'm asking a lot of questions but I like to be prepared for every possibility.

"Yeah it did" He answers me with the truth.

We make our stops and head back to his apartment just as the cold night air is setting in. He lights a fire in the fire place and orders food, I offered to cook but he wouldn't allow it.

"Go grab a blanket and sit on the couch" He orders me. It's only then that I realise that my phone is still in aeroplane mode from when I was on the train, I turn off aeroplane mode and an influx of missed calls, voicemails and text come through, manly all from Tess. I call her back and she answers on the first ring.

"Zoey are you coming home tonight by any chance?" She asks and I get suspicious

"No, Im staying in the city tonight, why?" I ask her

"Mum and Don went away for the weekend so I'm going to invite Declan over tonight so we can be alone" She explains

"oh, ok, is that it?" I ask

"Did you do it?" She demands, wanting to know the status of my virginity

"Not yet...but I think I will tonight...I'll tell you about it when I get home tomorrow. I love you T"

"Love you too Z"

I hang up and relax on the lounge until our food arrives and when it does I see he ordered us Chinese and all my favourite dishes too.

"I had some help" He tells me

"From who?" I ask

"Who do you think? who knows you better than anyone?" He asks

"Tess? When did you get in contact with Tess?"

"When I couldn't reach you and I panicked and she said you'd be on the train and that if I had fucked up, her words, not mine, then I should get you Chinese food and passionfruit ice cream" He tells me.

"There's passionfruit ice cream in this apartment?" I ask shocked

"Yep, carbs don't count when I've upset you" He looks at me with sad eyes.

"I upset you too, I should have just told you about the rules, I just didn't want to worry you"I explain and he kisses me

[pearlsartblog2019]

Monster Verse AU: part one

SPG: Monster Verse AU : Part one:

Notes: Don't own SPG… all of those lovelies belong to the bennetts and co. I just do strange things in stories with the characters for fun. 

Don’t own Sprocket She belongs to the very awesome: spg-fanbot-cousins.tumblr.com Pearl Is my own creation for this and several other stories. Also NOTE: This is set in the 1950s yes Rabbit is a guy at this point due to it being WAAAAAY before either buns or rabbit transitioned. In the stories set in modern times rabbit will be a girl. Thanks for the read On to the show. 

     Black lips pulled into a charming smile and kissed the cheek of the Lil human female he had just been with. 

She looked very happy and satisfied and would no doubt think the two bruises she would find on her neck in the morning nothing more than a hickey from a  

handsome stranger in the cause way of the club he had been singing at. 

"Thank you very much my dear," the deep baritone told her, "Now you should go home and sleep. Its been a very long night no?"

She smiled dreamily at him like so many of them he had met in the past and nodded. Then almost floated away into the night that already smelled of rain. 

He smirked a lil and slightly rolled his glowing emerald eyes.  Fascinating lil creatures these females.  He knew most of his kind, most of the other Lords viewed them as nothing more than food. But in his long life he had never been able to make that association.  Yes he needed their blood, but he had never been needlessly cruel to get it. Either that was just his nature, or perhaps that he was on the Fringe of his breed due to his more Mecha nature.  Either way, he'd always liked human females and always would. 

He was about to head out into the rain when he heard something from the ally way. Two people talking and being angry about something.

"Did you see it!" one of them snapped, "We got its parents but we been chasing this one all the way across the pond... and tonight YOU LOSE IT..!!"

The other person made a sound of disgust, "Well it's about to die any how! we ought to just leave and say its dead!"

Lightning crashed over head and the skies opened up to dump a flood down onto the dark streets below. The two creeps in the ally way glared up at the clouds for a moment and finally gave up.

"If it's out here, " One of them waved at  hand at the back alleys, "It'll freeze to death tonight... our work’s done."

"Good point, " The second one paused and looked around "are you sure this is a good idea coming here? They rest of the hunters said that this is The Silver Lord's turf, and he doesn't take kindly to people like us."

The first man scoffed, "Silver Lord is a myth.. nothing like that really exists.  Seven foot silver vampire lord in a fedora.. dont be stupid."

He almost, ALMOST, thought to correct the two men on the errors of their thought process right then and there. But from what the pair of them were saying, there was someone or something out there in the night that needed help. He aborhed violence unless he had no other choice, so he gave the backs of the evil men one final glare and headed in the direction they had indicated.

Sadly when he walked deeper into the ally there was almost nothing there but some plies of card board and what looked like a lump of rags in one corner. He was about to walk away and try some other place when the lump he’d looked at a moment ago .. moved. 

a few seconds later he had carefully moved some of the trash out of his way and discovered something amazing. 

what looked like a naga tail.. dull metallic and filthy from months if not years of having to live in back alleyways and on the edges of even Monster Society. 

Finally the rest of the debris was cleared away and what he saw amazed him. She was a mech breed of monster, like himself and his various siblings. A RIDICULOUSLY YOUNG naga female, with long curly brown hair. Tiny not taking her tail into account, compared to his seven feet.  Freezing cold, half dead, and  utterly alone. 

For a moment he SERIOUSLY considered going back on his Vow of being tolerant of humans for a bit, if only to give the people that had done this to a CHILD the ass beating they deserved. But decided better of it  seeing as how getting the little one some place warm and dry was more important. 

A few seconds later the two of them had disappeared into the night and headed back to the manor. The wizards would welcome the little one with open arms he knew, his family would be more than happy to take care of her, and she had already slithered her way into his heart, of that much he was sure. He just hoped he would be able to help her and that she was not too badly hurt. 

The next evening:

She was on something warm and soft and could feel the end of her tail stuck out into cooler air beyond whatever the warm thing she was cuddled up in was. She knew she HAD to be dreaming as she'd not slept in side someplace dry and warm for several years. 

Sprocket was determined to stay asleep a lil longer and enjoy the dream as much as she possibly could before she woke back up on the hard cold streets of whatever city they had chased her too this time. 

She pulled the fluffy dream pillow down over her eyes and really did not want to move out of where she was. Maybe this time she was dead and was in heaven. It certainly FELT like heaven compared to the life she had lived since she fell of that stupid boat. 

She heard a VERY deep voice laugh a bit next to her some place. 

"you can come out little one," It told her, "I don't ....bite."

She could hear the grin in the deep voice and for a moment enjoyed the warmth. Then it clicked that someone was talking to her, and she switched from content to panic mode in about 2 seconds flat.

She snarled, hissed, and crash dove out of the bed to flatten herself against the nearest corner. They had her, the two people that had killed her father and chased her across the country had her and now they were going to kill her.  She was damned sure however not going to give in without one hell of a fight. 

She glared at the tall figure across the bed from her and hissed again, bareing her fags and flashing the rings in her eyes to let them know she had every intention of defending her self. 

Everything was still horridly blurry and she couldn't make out much about the person standing in front of her other than he was INSANELY tall. 

"GET BACK!!"  She literally snapped at him, "I SAID GET BACK!!"

"calm down," the deep voiced man told her, "I promise I won't hurt you. Please relax... your ..."

Sprocket was having none of that and was not letting these people who had  hurt her so badly, get even close to her any more. She struck out at him only to get one of the biggest shocks of her short life.

He caught her.  Ridiculously strong hands caught both her arms and held her perfectly still with a grip like titanium.  Not hurting, or squeezing, just keeping her still. She got a good look at him and could only stare as the emerald eyes set in the angular silver face flashed bright red and he answered her hiss with one of his own. In the process  displaying his own set of fangs,  that made hers look like butter knives by comparison. 

"calm DOWN," He told her again, "Your with your own kind Lil one. Your safe."

One look at this person and she knew what he was. A vampire,  a vampire lord to be exact from the size and shape of his fangs. Someone ridiculously powerful that if they told her she was safe from the hunters, She was safe from the hunters. It took about another ten seconds and then Sprocket went completely limp in the Lord's arms and began sobbing. 

"Im Sorry SIR!!" she continued, "I didn't know.. I.. they were... They killed..."

"Easy," He held her very gently, "Its alright lil one, you've been through hell but your safe now. Your going to be staying with us from now on. This is going to be your new home."

Blue slitted eyes looked up from her hands into the ones that had changed back to emerald green. He had such a kind face, so much compassion in his voice that only made her cry harder. 

After a bit she finally was calm enough and he let her go back onto her bed, fluffing the blanket up and making sure it was around her shoulders and tail. 

"What's your name ?" The lord asked her gently.

"Sprocket," She sniffed and wiped at her eyes, "I... I don't have a last name.."

He smiled, "That's Alright. My name is The Spine and I am sorry that happened to you. I  usually don't let that kind of scum into my city."

"They were following me," She looked down and played with the blanket hem a bit, "They killed my pappa... and chased me.. off the boat and all across the country.. "

Spine's handsome face twisted into a frown for a moment and then he spoke to her again

"Well they can't chase you anymore, " He folded his arms, "And if they come to this house looking for trouble they are in for quite the surprise..’ he grinned. 

"Say again?" She blinked at him.

He got an even more  impish grin on his face, "would you like to see what I mean?"

Confused she nodded and when he held out his arms for her she slithered into them. Two steps into the hallway she suddenly knew exactly what he was talking about. 

A giant, a dryad and a drider were all down at the other end of the halway, having a very loud conversation about what was going on and if they were going to barge into the room and demand 'big brother' Show off the lil naga he'd found. 

Behind them a Kitsune grinned and twitched all of his tails at   the conversation face full of mischief and fun ( note: This is WAAAAAAAAY before rabbit/bunny transitioned folks.. she will be a girl in the stories set in modern times.. this is in the late 40's/early 50s) And next to him a pink succubus balanced on the railing putting in her two cents from time to time. 

Sprocket turned her head as a Vampire Lady, and two wizards one on either side of her, walked past them. 

The sudden relief she felt at being in a house full of others like her almost made her want to faint. When she saw that they had been noticed and the Dryad was leading the charge. 

"Head's up," Spine told her just in time as the stampede made it to them. 

The next   hour was spent on introductions and details about how she had gotten there. As well as generally being welcomed into the family by everyone with great enthusiasm. 

The other vampire lady came to see how the commotion was, bringing the dark haired wizard with her and smiling cus according to her "Twas about time Spine had a family."

She could tell he was resisting the urge to say something foul and had to smile at that. By the time it was all over she felt completely happy and  utterly exhausted in a way that she hadn't felt since the moment those hunters shoved her off the boat. 

She was back in her bed room now curled up on the wonderfully fluffy bed under the soft blanket tip of her tail twitching in happiness and contentment. Spine had gone to take the dishes from the stuff he had made for her. He called it Hot Coco, and it tasted like chocolate with a healthy dash of type O as well. So she was also enjoying a full stomach for the first time in a LONG time. When Spine reappeared to check on her one last time before the sun came up.

"will you be alright? I can stay today if you like?"

"No im good Daddy i..." She slapped her hand over her mouth, "Im sorry Sir.. you just...you remind me..."

"Of your father?" he asked.

She nodded and despite all of the happiness she felt that day, the old sadness at her parents having been taken from her started to creep back.  Until, that is, a pair of strong silver arms pulled her into a paternal hug. 

"I'm honored Lil Sprocket, " She looked up and saw him smile, "If that's what you want, I would be so honored to be your family..." 

Fresh tears, this time of happiness spilled down her cheeks, and she hugged onto him right then and stayed that way  through the rest of the day.

[4lix]

✐ jealous bang chan ｡:ﾟ+♡

↳ okay again two similar requests that im combining as one if thats okay! when i first read this i literally started cackling bc chan would still look like a bean even when he’s angry sdfksdjf this ended up a little long whoop- 

f/n = friend’s name :)

sometimes you’ll do something to chan that really bothers him and thats when he goes from an uwu to oh shit-

i doubt anyone would intentionally try to hurt someone as lovely as chan 

so clearly this was something you were completely unaware of 

chan is also the type to write his feelings off as irrational 

i’m just being dramatic 

y/n would never do that to me 

mayhaps chan is clingy

but he figures any time he has free he wants to spend that with you 

but lately some other guy has been taking up all your attention 

chan had bit his tongue on countless occassions, he was trying to be understanding of your position in all this 

you didn’t need to spend all your time with chan, and he was trying really hard to be considerate of that 

but then you completely forget about plans you and chan had arranged a month in advance

chan decided not to call you and remind you because if you came he’d know for sure he’s just being dramatic about the whole thing and that you only have eyes for him

but then shocker, you dont show up

chan calls you, and immediately you notice something is up with him because he sounds.... emotionless 

where are you? 

oh i’m with f/n!

oh. okay. bye. 

chan ignores your phone calls and texts after and just goes to the dorms 

holy- what happened chan? 

mayhaps his face is a bright red out of anger and frustration

“what happened to your date with y/n?”

they forgot he spits 

and after like, hours of chan ignoring you 

you call the members and theyre all hella sus especially jeongin

he panics and is like !!! uh!!! chan is sick!!! and then hangs up

and thats when you know something is up bc jeongin cant lie to save his life. 

so even tho its like midnight and pouring outside you knock on the dorms door and minho answers it with a glare like what u want bitch lmaoooo 

and ur so lost n confused n are just like...? okay? wheres chan

and minho tells you he’s in his studio 

so you go there and chan doesnt even turn around to greet you when you knock and make your presence known

“chan whats going on?? why are you ignoring my messages??”

chan would just angrily turn and look at you like? rly bitcH? 

“why dont you ask f/n” 

and then it clicks 

“are you jealous?” and chan rolls his eyes  and you just laugh 

“you are jealous.. oh my god chan-”

"i’m not jealous.” he interrupts “how could i be jealous? i’m fucking angry y/n!” 

“why are you angry?” 

"oh i dont know, maybe i wouldn’t be angry if you didnt take hours to reply to my texts, if you actually came to see me when i finally have time off, if you didn’t forget about our fucking date y/n” he says 

and youre so shocked and taken aback 

and youre like.. i was literally over two days ago, youre being dramatic and sorry about the date it completely slipped my mind f/n had a performance–

“and i made reservations. a month ago. do you even like me anymore? you’d rather be with him, wouldnt you?” 

and then youre like SDKFJL WHAT ARE YOU SAYING 

you kind of pop off on him at that point

telling him how irrational and ridiculous he’s being 

and chan just kind of gets rly emotional

“i know i cant be with you all the time because im always working or practicing and i know you deserve someone who can give you all the time in the world but fuck y/n you didnt have to tell me like this”

youre just so lost like wtf this boy is on x games mode 

and then youre like “chan i have NO FEELINGS whatsoever for f/n, okay?? i l-like you a lot chan, a-and i’m sorry if i made you doubt that for even a second.” 

he softens for a moment and maybe his eyes are a little glossy with angry tears and then record scratch 

“will you stop seeing him then?” chan says and youre like. rly. 

“no?? why should i?? we’re friends”

“i dont like him y/n! he’s always touching you and i can see it in his face he’s trying to piss me off and take you away from me-” 

“chan you’re delusional you’re making it all up in your head he’s not like that at all”

“i’m delusional? are you really that dense? you don’t see the way he looks at you?” and chan is back to being angry again and you just scoff at him like 

“and do you not hear how ridiculous you sound? just admit youre jealous and go!” you suddenly shout in frustration 

“i said i wasn’t jealous!” chan shouts back and stands up in front of you 

“yeah you fucking are!” you cant help the stray tears leaving your eyes in frustration “i already apologized youre just being a dick at this point!” you punch his chest 

and your faces are like an inch apart and hes like 

“im the dick? youve been a dick to me all fucking month-” 

 “yeah? well you look like a dick!”

“and you smell like one!”

“fuck you”

“maybe i would if you’d actually show up to our fucking dates-”

“yeah? well im here now you asshole! to make sure youre okay because you wont reply to my fucking texts like a petty preteen boy in puberty-” 

maybe chan is a little insane but he just got overwhelmed with the need to kiss you so here he is, interrupting your shouts to suck the life out of your face

and like fuck its like a switch is flipped 

chan and you never really kiss like this that often, where its rly steamy and just tongues everywhere and before you know it your hand is shoved into his hair, gripping at his locks and he just moans into your mouth 

you guys end up making out for the rest of the night

maybe it leads to makeup sex something else who knows 

but lets just say after its all over and you’re just cuddling on the couch in his studio he kisses you softly this time and whispers an apology

“maybe i was jealous..” 

“yeah maybe more like were you told me i smelled like a dick.” and chan just laughs 

“im really sorry though, about forgetting the date, th-that was really shitty of me and im so so sorry chan..” 

he just kisses you again and tells you its okay, and no worries

“could you maybe spend a little just like a smidge less time with f/n and more with me? im needy ill die without constant love and affection y/n” 

“of course you big baby, you couldve just told me that in the first place instead of pulling a temper tantrum”

“i blame puberty”

“you’re twenty chan”

“some boys dont stop puberty until their mid twenties!”  

the next day chan is basically attached to your hip like he literally wont let u go

full koala mode on like arms wrapped around you, face shoved into your chest, giggles and all 

and you just sigh and are like “what do i do with u”

✐  requests are open!

[anti-brxxdgee]

Jacksepticeye Ego Lore

So surrounding the May Egopocalypse, Ive seen some people be confused and lost about whats going on! So I figured I’d try to put together a lil ego masterlist!

Im sorry if this isnt all correct or I forget some things, feel free to add on in the comments or reblogs :)

( the video links should explain lot by themselves but ive added in a “small” explanation as well )

Jack Himself

So the “main” ego I suppose is Jack. Since Sean puts on the name Jack for his videos, the character “Jack” has become its own ego. (( at least in my mind anyway ))

Antisepticeye “Anti”

The most popular alter-ego by far. He is community made. The community drew art and added him in stories. He is the evil version of Jack and feeds off of the attention we give. His main goal is to kill Jack. The first time we actually see him is October 2016 during the lead up to Say Goodbye. Next we see Anti in Jack’s Pax Intro, Always Watching.  In July 2017, Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye  comes out. Jack dropped hints leading up to that but continued even after the release. It quickly discovered that Anti didnt have his signature gauges and that it was Jack just pretending to him and “mocking” him. Mark later confirmed that the video wasnt canon. After dropping more hints through thumbnails, tags and social media we see Anti take over again in Kill Jacksepticeye. Jack doesnt upload a second video leaving the fandom in a firey mess. In the video Anti is considerably more angry, moving around more and threatening us after we turned him into a  meme. The next time he appears is in Doki Doki Literature Club. There are hints in zalgo (his signature text) in the tags. Then Jack hits us with Overnight Watch. As a part of his December Charity live stream, Jack had the stream run over night and the community was tasked with keeping an eye on things. Anti made a few appearance throughout the night but all the footage was from older videos. As of recently (May 2018) we learned that Anti didnt kill Jack after Kill JSE, but rather put him in a coma, where its unsure if hes still in said coma. Its assumed that Anti is trying to torture Jack with his own fears in a neverending nightmare.We see Anti appear again in Dark Silence where we see him in full form minus the throat cut though which is suspicious

Chase Brody

A typical “bro” youtuber. Loves trickshots. First seen in A Jacksepticeye Power Hour- Chase Brody formerly titled “Bro Average”  In the video we learn that his wife is divorcijng him and taking the kids. At the end he “kills himself” but the after outro clip shows him opening his eyes. In Kill JSE Dr. Schneep tells us that he saved “his good friend chase brody” and that he went back and saw his family again but its unknown if they took him back. Chase is seen again in TIE  where we see that Chase has been taking over recording for Jack. Throughout the video we learn that Chase has two kids and sees them on the weekend. Its also learned that Chase is very depressed and possibly an alcoholic.

Doctor Schneeplestein (Schneep)

Ze good doctah. First seen in A Jacksepticeye Power Hour- Dr. Schneeplestein In time before Kill JSE, a photo of a corrupted Dr. Schneep is posted to Jack’s instagram. Another photo’s caption tells us that he stitched Anti back together after Say Goodbye. In Kill JSE, we learn that Schneep and Jack are good friends and he saved him after Say Goodbye.Dr Schneep fails to save Jack again and disappears for 9 months. We got a postcard of a german beach with the words “Wish you were here” with “Wis” glitched out. 3 versions are posted, each getting bloodier. Then its deleted. Schneep comes back after his vacation in The Doctor Is Back. 

Jackieboy Man

Im gonna be honest i dont know all that much lore wise Jackieboy Man is the superhero character. His first video on Jack’s channel is Jackieboy Man Returns. He also returns for South Park Fractured But Whole. He’s been missing ever since.

Marvin the Magnificent

Marvin is a magician. His first and only video is  A Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Marvin the Magnificent. Lately, flashes of him have appeared in Try To Fall Asleep as well as his mask appearing and disappearing in Winning as Thanos and Thanos Infinity Mode. 

Jameson Jackson (JJ)

Jameson is a mute character who is thought to be a time traveler. His first and only video is A Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson formerly titled “Silent Movie”  During the video, Anti easily takes him over so its unknown what side he’s truly on. Flashes of him also appear in Try Not To Fall Asleep. 

I think that just about does it. If I left anything out please let me know and I’ll add it in! If you made it this far, thank you lol, this took like two hours to write and link everything.

// @hufflepufftrax @lum1natrix @marielgum @no-strings-puppet @therealjacksepticeye @aceofspades-lena @katielovesyoutubers35 @fear-is-nameless //

[tedtcnk-blog]

e.m.t. - intro

I’m abigail but I go by either abby or gail and i go by she her pronouns. I live in edt timezone and I’m a seventeen year old junior in high school. I’m a pretty busy student seeing as i take mainly ap classes and am involved with several extracurriculars so i may not be EXTREMELY active, but im going to try my best to get to know you all and interact with everyone!! <3

&&introducing your character

[ marlon langeland. seventeen. he/him. ] EDWARD TONKS  has stepped through the barrier to platform 9 ¾. the SEVENTH  year HUFFLEPUFF  student is most looking forward to FEELING AT HOME AGAIN.. their peers describe HIM as ELEEMOSYNARY & FACETIOUS, and has dubbed HIM as the SOILED DOVE. TED  feels FORLORN  about the war raging outside of hogwarts plans to JOIN THE ORDER when the year is up.

&&aesthetic loud and echoing laughs, summer rains, late nights sitting in the dewy grass, watching fireworks light up the stars, goofing around and wrestling for fun, catching fireflies in mason jars, hair frizzing in the humid air, faces lit by lampposts and the moonlight, poofy and patterned duvets, spending all day wrapped up in the sheets, the smell of freshly cleaned clothes, sad songs played on low, tattered jeans caked with mud, sneakers with the soles falling out

&&bio

Ted Tonks, born with the full given and strictly biblical name Edward Michael Tonks, was born to a family who had three very cut and clean rules. For most of his life, at least the first eleven of them, he followed these rules without a hiccup. The first one was fairly simple; never bad mouth mom and dad, seeing as they feed and provide for you after all. The second was that everyone ate together as a family every other night, and that meant the whole family, including great-grandma and grandpa. The last was the trickiest being that it seemed to be about 100 rules in one. It, however, was the one that was the most unforgivable if broken, that being that it demanded that everyone in the family was to follow, without question, every word the bible said.

Though Ted’s family was fairly huge when you factored in cousins and such, it was mostly easy for him to follow these rules. Being the only child, he absolutely adored his parents and they somewhat adored him back. As a child he was always on his father's heels, begging to go to work with him in the summers and waiting by the front door for him to get home on school nights. The second rule, as well, was easy because he never questioned spending moments with his family and enjoying the good food that was always passed around. It was the third, however that stopped Ted in his tracks.

The way his mother was, it seemed like everything he did broke some rule. She’d snip at him for running in from the garden and dragging mud into the house, claiming that he’d broken some holy rule when really all he’d done was get a bit of dirt on the floor which was mind you, fairly easy to get up. He bit his lip and dealt with it, however.

When he turned eleven however, and it came time to go back to school, everything in his family dynamic shifted. He remembers distinctly the day when he got home from a friends house to his mother who looked like she’d never been more angry in her life. Without a word he fled to his room, not daring to pester her about what was for dinner or when his father was going to be home. Dinner time passed, and as he heard the typically clanking of forks and spoons he also heard bitter voices, speaking in hisses and whispers. Not sure what he’d done, he sat at his door, feeling guilty at every sound he heard as he picked at the dirt that was still smushed into his hands.

Eventually his mother explained to him that he had done something wicked, though refusing to explain, she allowed him to come down and eat his food which had already grown cold. The whole time he ate, he felt his father’s eyes from the living room watching every move he made and the way his mother stationed herself at the kitchen sink made her look like a hawk circling its prey. He finished and was led straight back up to his room, where his mother shoved a letter into his hand and left him to his own devices to figure it out.

During the week that led up to the date that had been so bitterly circled on the paper, Ted had been kept under the hawk eye of both his parents. They hushed him at dinner when he attempted to get answers about what the school was like and his father look down right offended when he asked when they were going to go get his supplies. On the day of departure, Ted was more than ready to leave and finally get answers on to why everything was so hush hush. He known he’d seen something about wizardry around the logo of the school’s letter, but he thought it was merely a joke or some sort of metaphor. Surely he wasn’t being sent to do magic, his mother always told him that it was evil and not real anyways.

Sure enough, only after a few minutes aboard the Hogwarts express did he really understand why his parents had been so quick to mute him and hide him away. Feeling awful, his first few months at school were awful. The kids laughed at him for not having the right supplies and wearing homemade robes that his mother had very obviously made with no care in the world.  Even after he finally was provided with the right things and fully grasped what Hogwarts was, not many seemed to even bat an eye in his direction. He learned, however, to make the laughing into background music and grew accustomed to the fact that both of the two worlds he belonged to would never fully see him as a member of their society.

&&some place magical

Ted has always adored the magical and home-y feel that hogwarts has given off. Though both parts of his life have it’s downsides, he finds hogwarts more of a home to him than his official “home” He adores the way the whole castle is detailed unlike his old shed-like house he grew up in. He was raised well off enough, but seeing as his family had a shared farming business, his parents never found it sensible to upgrade from their first home they’d ever gotten together. The house was fine, just bland. The walls were bare, the house was small, and felt more temporary than anything. It just felt like a home until they got a new one, like a halfway unpacked house.

The detail of the castle, the nooks and hidden halls and ornate paintings, all of it, captured his fascination. He never gets tired of roaming the halls, finding new places to stop for a quick moment of silence or a spot to do homework when his roomates get to loud.

&&anything else

Ted himself can be a bit opposite of his parents fuddy-duddy ways, and while this is a good thing, his childish like humor and attitude can get him into a bit of trouble at times. Its been with him since he was young. His mother was always on him for trekking mud through the house or spending too much in the yard and not inside studying. Now that he’s a bit more mature he knows better, yet his childish ways still sometimes get ahead of his conscious mind at times.

&&ted vs. tech

Ted is actually really well versed with technology and it’s ins and outs. Probably seeing as he grew up in the muggle world, he was used to always being surrounded to these devices and working with them from a young age. That and the only real way he connects with his father anymore is through their love for technology. His father, though his professional occupation is a lot more boring and repetitive, really enjoys messing with technology and figuring out how everything works. While Ted isnt THAT interested in the mechanics of it, he pretends to like it anyways. He’s more interested in the social media side of things.

That being said, Ted is a snapchat GOD and don’t you dare break your streak with him. He’s that bitch that sends streaks every HOUR to make sure none of them are broken and will give his password away to someone if he gets in trouble and has his phone taken.

He’s that person to put his phone on airplane mode as well while he reads dms. Rather be safe than sorry bc that way he can avoid whoever he wants :))))))

His twitter is also nothing but retweets from the account @garyfromteenmom

Want to see Ted go buck wild bananas? Literally play 1 second of goofy goober rock and he will be up and dancing faster than you can turn it off

[the-rwby-headcanons]

Ozpin & Oscar Headcanons

To be honest some of these are kinda shitposty so be warned

•When Oscar first started hearing Ozpin he legit thought that it was his late father trying to talk to him

•He cried so much that Ozpin felt really bad that he sounded like his dad

•Ozpin eventually told Oscar who he was and thats why he was angry after

•On their journey before meeting up with Qrow and the rest, Ozpin would always be making sure Oscar knew basic things about being a Hunter

• "Whats the name of the school i came from?" 'Beacon.' "Whats the name of the monsters we fight?" 'Grimm.'

•It would go on for hours

•People though Oscar was schizophrenic

•When they met Qrow Oscar was so shy that Ozpin took over laughing his ass off

•O-Oscar, hes just a dusty old crow! Not a freaking Grimm under your bed!"

•Qrow found this shit hilarious and tries to intimidate him just for fun

•After Oscar almost shit his pants Qrow finally took to see the kids

•Oscar almost had a heart attack, that girl in red was stunning

•Ozpin automatically went full on "THIS IS MY GRAND BABY SO STAY AWAY!" Mode

•Cue Oscar being a complete blushing mess for about three years.

•Qrow and Ozpin figured out he had a crush on Ruby, the intimidation went MAX MODE

•Ozpin would make him train twice as hard if he even thought of Ruby in a certain way

•Qrow would glare at him and try to make his life hell

•Ren and Jaune pitty the poor boy, so they usually let him stay with them

•Ruby is super affectionate but she doesn't even notice so cue hugs all the time, kisses on the cheek good night, piggy back rides, hand holding, she does it with everyone but man is Oscar enjoying it

•Oscar has little to no game so finally Ozpin comes in to help this poor boy get the girl

•"Id rather her be with you over another boy so heres my blessing. But if you hurt her i will constantly scream in here till you die."

•"YES SIR!"

•Ozpin flirting for this boy is amazing to watch

•Ozpin has WAY TOO MUCH GAME

•Damn he even got Qrow, Yang and Nora blushing

•One time Qrow got his knees and begged them to "Teach him their ways"

•Ever since Ozpin and Oscar were together they prefer to be called They Them

•Ozpin cant cook so he leaves that up to Oscar

•Oscar actually wanted to learn about history so Ozpin gladly helps

•Oscar has frequent nightmares so Ozpin sings to him in his head to calm him down

•If that doesn't work, he'll tell him stories

•Ever since he found out Ozpin would eventually disappear, he started to find ways to make him a body so they could seperate and live their lives together

•Ozpin called him insane

•"I know. "

•Ruby helps in this secret project since shes very smart

•Oscar knows Alchemy and Ruby helps him find a way to bring Ozpin back

•Ozpin cried inside cause he didnt have to do this but he's trying and he doesnt know what else to do

•Oscar figures out 'Equivalent Exchange'

•But how do you exchange something for someone millions of years old?

•'...RUBY I FIGURED IT OUT!"

•Cue Ruby falling down a bunch of Stairs

•"I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO BRING OZPIN BACK! AND PENNY AND PHYRAA!"

•Ruby sobbing onto Oscar and him crying happily

•Ozpin is shocked, but hes crying too

•"Ruby, when we fight Salem, before we give the last blow ill exchange her for our friends."

•....WHAT!?

•Ruby starts to freak out and Oscar has to calm her down

•"Ruby, Salem is older than Ozpin by about a thousand years or so, we have Ozpins age so we take that for him and then we have a thousand left, with that thousand we can bring back penny and Phyrra!"

•Ruby starts to sob and Oscar hugs her again

•"W-What if i could bring back my mom?"

•Its silent, but Oscar nods "We'll try."

•To complete the exchange, they need something from each person they try to bring back. Jaune gives them the armor made from Phyrras stuff, Ruby grabs Pennys Bow that she grabbed from the arena, and Qrow offers Summers locket. They don't have anything for Ozpin so Oscar goes to Beacon trying to find something

•Glynda finds him, and she has a gut feeling who he is, and hands him Ozpins Glasses

•Oscar starts to cry and he doesn't know why

•It turns out that was Ozpins tears

•Cue the final battle with Salem and Oscar is there ready with a transmutation circle

•"OSCAR NOW!"

•As Salem falls onto the circle he begins the Exchange, it isnt pretty.

•Oscar blacks out

•Ozpin, Phyrra, Penny, and Summer Rose all layed on the circle, Ruby just stands there shaking with silent tears on her face.

•Oscar went into a mini coma cause of how much Aura he used. He was out for a week

•Ruby ended up jumping into her mothers arms, shes never been happier, Qrow helps up Ozpin, Team JNPR just tackle Phyrra, and Weiss helps up Penny and hugs her

•"Im sorry i called you weird" 'Its okay'

•Ruby Screams and runs over to Oscars body scared if hes dead

•She sighs in relief, he has a pulse

•They rush him to a hospital and he stays there for a week

•When Oscar first opens his eyes, he sees Ozpin

•He starts to cry, and hugs him for dear life

•Ozpin ends up laying in the bed with him just hugging him

•Ozpin hasnt left his side till he left the hospital

•Ruby walked in on the cutest moment in her life "Ozpin singing to Oscar, while holding him"

•She fangirled way to hard

•Once he left the Hospital he kissed Ruby. In front of her whole family. No regrets.

•He ran for his life lmao

��"I REGRET NOTHING-"

•Ozpins just laughing his ass off

•Ozpin kinda just basically adopted by the Rose - Xiao Long family

•He is now offical grandpa

Thats all for now!

[flavia4-lifegrey-blog]

Im out...

I know, you never have heard of me...But, who cares? Right? Anyway. Hate me if you want 1D fans. I'm tired of hearing about this "band" every single time. My friends talk about them like if there's no tomorrow, practically they follow their steps, are Latino American fans arguing because they weren't in the fandom (2012) I was like: Ok, it's fine. I'm cool. I'm cool (Hades mode on) In all the classes they sing their songs, talk about them. Cry about them. Its like a fucking cult. Now is worse, they want to introduce me in the fandom... They: You will love it, Flavia. They make good theories about Larry, and good memes. Me: I like memes...But you know I don't like 1D and Larry They: Do it for us. We are your friends, you should join the fandom for us. Me: No.Jodan. They are mad now, angry and mad. And the worst is that the last week it was my birthday...guess what do they talk about all the night. Larry. 1D. Hate to Eleanor. Hate to Brianna. Me: Well, it's late. And I'm not going to listen to something I don't care. Bye. See you in school. Tomorrow. Don't forgot about the fucking homework that you never did. Sorry if I don't give exactly a point. It's just that I'm so angry. They even said that 1D is better than The Beatles and Queen. Ahora sí, me voy un poco a la mierda. Bai.

[ilovejungshook-blog]

BTS Reaction when you get home late and drunk after a GIRLS NIGHT OUT.

Not requested. Cause i have 0 requests duh

A/N: Sorry for the long ass title

ITS MY FIRST REACTION EVER,SO TAKE IT EASY WITH ME

Jin: “Girl you are grounded! Go to your room!”

Jin would immediately activate his mama Jin mode scolding you for being irresponsible like there was no tomorrow. In this scene you are the little kid who got hurt while playing outside and Jin is your mother who just gives you an endless speech about the dangers of the street. He would try to be angry with you but just by looking at your puppy dog eyes and your messy state he would immediatly melt away. 

“Ugh i just can’t be mad at you jagi”

Rapmonster: “Jagi? Stop fighting with yourself! Thats you in the mirror” 

Namjoon would watch you with playful eyes and a huge smile on his face while you tried to get a hold of yourself. Everyone knew your drunk mode was hilarious. He would mess with you and tease you a lot just to hear your drunk responses. Maybe even record it just to show you tomorrow how crazy and funny you sounded. 

“Can you repeat that? This time for the camera”

J-hope: “Where the hell is she?”

This sunshine would be so worried by the time the clock hit midnight and there was no sign of you. You weren’t picking up your phone and you weren’t texting back, all of this making him more worried and desperate. When he was about to leave the house to go look for you your silhouette appears causing all bad thoughts to go away. He would ask you SO many questions not even noticing your state. When he took a moment to inspect you he noticed your cute smile, red cheeks and eyes barely open. blinded by the sunshine he is

“Jagi are you drunk?”

Suga: “I knew I should have gone with you”

He would not like you coming home late and drunk. When you told him you were going to have a girls night out with your girls he was okay with it but he wasn’t expecting you to arrive so late. Waking him up from his sleep you screamed his name for help, you couldn’t walk straight. A little grumpy he dragged you to the bedroom while whispering for you to stop being so loud. 

“Shut up or im leaving you here”

Jimin: “Alright i think someone needs to rest”

Jimin would be a gentlemen helping you taking off your outfit, your makeup and helping you put on your pajamas. He would think that you were the most fragile thing in the world, in the state you were in, and that he had to take care of you so that you would not break or something. In his mind you're like a vase worth a million dollars that has to be protected.

“Cmon let’s sleep” 

V: “Finally you’re home!” 

As soon as he sees you walking through the door you better be ready. Because if you were tired you might as well wake up from the trance because this boy will keep you up all night. Loving the fact that you get wilder when you're drunk he'll take a little advantage of the moment and make you stay up all night playing games or even do a movie marathon. This ending with you two sleeping on the couch with the TV on. 

Jungkook: *internally screaming*

This boy would be a total mess. He would not know what to do and would be worried while seeing you running and screaming around the house at that time of the night fearing that a neighbor would knock on the door complaining about the noise. He texts his hyungs for help and ends up being made fun of.

*praying for you to shut the fuck up* 

[theworthofhollin]

SHITTY MOVIE REC OF THE WEEK: 

Nick Powell's OUTCAST (2014) starring Hayden Christensen, Yifei Liu, and Nicholas Cage. 

(i know. i know. bear with me here.)

Dudes. First things first: this is Hayden Christensen's perfect come-back film. like sure this is not a Great Film but I honestly forgot how good Christensen was as a physical actor??? and DAMN. with the physicality of this role...he is so good. (and what’s so great about this is watching it immediately following the clone wars tv show is PERFECT because its the same form of Anakin we see there: a killer, but war-torn, hungry, dynamic.) 

No, really. This is, I shit you not, the ultimate Anakin Skywalker AU Redemption Arc. But with more mohawks and stunning fight choreography and crazy good scenery and also did i mention mohawks. hayden christensen has a mohawk. anyways. if that alone doesnt make any sw fan want to watch this movie [on US Netflix too!!!] then 1. have fun living ur boring ass life??? 2. look at this photo, is that not rots skywalker to a t and 3. keep reading.

SO. Set in what we can assume is the late 1200s, early 1300s?? Hayden Christensen plays a Jedi Knight, sorry, TEMPLAR KNIGHT, named Anakin-- I MEAN JAKOB, who is fighting alongside his Master, Obi Wan Kenobi-- no, sorry, his MENTOR, NIC CAGE, in the Clone Wars, sorry, i mean THE CRUSADES. classic mix up.

SIDENOTE: If the guy who wrote this movie doesnt also have a secret ao3 account dedicated to his star wars prequel au fanfic collection that he’s been cultivating since high school then ill eat my fucking shoe. 

(also idk what Cage’s character’s actual name is considering I, like everyone else in the world, can only refer to him as Nic Cage in any role ever. But back to the point.) 

[spoilers ahead]

Alright. so. 

Somewhere In The Middle East, Nic-Wan Kenobi witnesses his protégé's bloodlust in a battle that results in the deaths of a temple full of innocent women and children, (THE YOUNGLINGS... ANAKIN....) and naturally he goes awol, while Jakob/Anakin spirals down a guilt-driven descent into opium, believing himself to be Damned, Capital D, for his actions. 

SIDE NOTE: Hayden looks especially good in this movie, but particularly when he’s PISSED OFF and EXTRA SAD. i dont want to use to the term smad but damn. smad is...a good look here. 

i digress. 

(serious spoilers below:)

Here's where we enter fix-it fic mode: 3 years after the Crusades have ended, (and in true Kenobi style, Nic Cage has disappeared into the vast eastern wilderness with only his patchy grief-beard and an extra robe he’ll probably lose) a Chinese King is dying, and wishes to make his heir his gentle-hearted 13-year-old son. His elder son, a brutal war-monger, says FUCK U DAD, kills him and takes the throne, but not before their sister LIAN, played by the lovely YIFEI LIU, escapes with both her younger brother and the seal to the kingdom under the cover of night.

(this is basically TPM with shittier gender roles, but otherwise a pretty obvious parallel to the sw Naboo Invasion) And its EXTRA interesting to me because in the sw universe, Naboo court regalia is canonically based off of ancient chinese imperial robes, with aspects of certain japanese and mongolian formalwear as well. AND most of the jedi philosophies are bastardized variations of asian iconography and medieval knights errant, so its fun to see that played out on screen and it lets me draw parallels wherever i want which is always a major plus.

(SIDENOTE: during the escape, her little bro is all decked out in black clothes with dark accersories for night camouflage etc etc while Lian shows up looking hella fine in hand embroidered white silk like. bitch??? u thought i’d downplay my aesthetic for my own HEALTH and SAFETY?anyways what a gift and if im being honest that moment alone made me go, shit, fuck, padme. love of my life.)

(she’s been running hard road for 2 days and just LOOK at her, jesus.) 

but back to the plot. 

While on the run from the SITH, I mean, the evil brother’s Black Guard, they happen to stumble into a cantina in the lower mountains, where they meet a drugged up, super smad Jakob pulling an Solo in the back of the bar. 

( HELP ME... JAKOB.... WHOEVER THE FUCK U ARE--)

The Black Guard then tries to take his LIGHTSABER, I mean, his special, holy, papal blessed broadsword, which ends up being a really bad move. (It's interesting how they play the scene as well: from under the brim of his hat, they make sure his eyes glow bright angry yellow in the reflection of the candles around the table. like. they switch angles and everything just so you’ll notice. It's all very Vader-esque. 

[MUFFLED ‘VADER’S THEME’ PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

Also immediately after this he pulls a Complete Anakin and flips a fucking table so people will pay attention to him, i love this boy, oh my god, he then proceeds to murder everybody in the bar, which is just. wildly satisfying.)

SIDENOTE: its important to acknowledge the fact that first time director Nick Powell is also a well known fight choreographer and has been a hardcore stuntman for most of his career, so the real highlights in this movie are the GLORIOUS action scenes. Honestly, the sword fights in this movie are some of the best ive ever seen onscreen. and Hayden is absolutely magnetic. 10/10 would recommend just for that alone.

ANOTHER SIDENOTE: Lian also knifes a dude in the neck here w/ her jeweled hairpin. So thats #neat

coincidentally, this also happens to be the moment where both Jakob and I fell in love. also #neat

(AND. this star wars concept art from ROTS and these shots of lian and jakob. discuss:)

(im the guy silently sweating in the back)

ANYWAY.

After witnessing Vader, I mean, Jakob, utterly destroy a full contingent of bad guys, Padme, I mean, LIAN, asks him to help get them to Xing Yuan, a city several days ride away that holds their father's army generals, who will support them and help them take back the throne. Jakob agrees, and then there's lots of exciting action sequences and Anakin and Padme falling in love (SIDENOTE: TRUE TO FORM, ANAKIN IS TERRIBLE @ FLIRTING IN LITERALLY ANY UNIVERSE. GOD BLESS.) 

BUT beyond that human disaster, this movie is so underrated. paralleling the sw plotline, the boy king gets his own little padawan training lessons, we get some crazy acrobatic swordfights here and there, they run into obi wan where he’s been hiding in the woods for a decade (#consistency) and its all very dramatic and on ridiculously shaky historical ground but who cares guys thats not why ur watching it in the first place. 

We all know why ur watching it in the first place.

the plot. you’re watching it for the plot.