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[lailuhhh]

Prompt Request: anything Jack whump, perhaps in the Army Days era. Thank you kindly 💖

Hi, uh, I took this idea and ran with it and now it’s gonna be a fic sometime in the future

Roe got, at most, a minute to prepare, as someone ran in, yelling something about how bad the situation was and they needed all hands for it. The uproar that was surging to the med tent was expected of being attacked on base; the pure chaos and number of people shouting and running toward him was somewhat overwhelming, though seeing the two bloody bodies they were carrying shook him into action.

He began shouting at the other medics and nurses while he ran outside to gage the situation. He couldn’t believe his eyes when the two people being carried were Jack and Mac.

“What��d we got?”

Jack was out cold; blood spattered across his ACU and what looked like shrapnel littering his side. Mac was still conscious and somewhat cognitive, equally as bloody but with no seeable wounds, saying something along the lines of a chain reaction and a building coming down.

“Dalton’s arm is fucked. We tried to keep it as straight and level as we could; definitely a break or fracture and there’s dozens of shrapnel fragments embedded. Haven’t been able to rouse him at all and we didn’t want to use the smelling salts because it’ll definitely aggravate the injuries. Macgyver’s been talking the whole time, nothing really concrete about what happened; concussion status most likely. He’s also cut to shit from shrapnel but not nearly as bad as Dalton.”

“How long have they been like this?”

“Dunno. Haven’t been able to get anything out of Macgyver that’ll prove helpful. Got a private running to see their schedule and last check in to try and gage what happened.”

“How was their ‘vee as they came in?”

“All in one piece.”

[doodlboy]

🍪🧸🧡🌴 for the ask game

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

OOOOO a red velvet cookie with white & milk chocolate chips!

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

I do a lotta napping so a have a few places 2 chose from, but ultimately the best place 2 nap is on top of the covers on my bed in the winter when my whole room is cold, good excuse 2 have a warm blanket!

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

GREEN. I hate green for the dumbest reason possible; I had an animal crossing island named Blueside and every time I'd get an item, if it had one, I'd get the green version of it. So I got sick of seeing green over time. I also dislike the color of painter's tape blue.

🌴 Desert island item?

Hrmm logical answer would be one of those pocket knife multi-tools but I think I'd be cool with a blanket

[yourlocalabomination]

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

[salt-n-salt]

not really a farmer request .. but i need to see ur shane wearinf those silly shirts (my favorites include the "how to pick up chicks" shirt with the stick figures and things of the like)

ty for the silly request!! i like to think he’d get that shirt not bc it’s silly but bc he’s like no that actually is how u pick them up. and every time u compliment the shirt he describes how u pick them up in real life. how hot is that r u drooling too

[badnewswhatsleft]

fob boys of zummer chicago 2015 in 2160p also available for download here!

[dr3am-b3an]

I’m very ahshsbh normal about the hollowheads (lying through my teeth they make me ill)

Bonus notes for each hollowhead below cut

Hope yall don’t mind my handwriting lmao

(Will also note that Chosen’s hair was based heavily on another design I saw a while ago but I can’t find the artist for the life of me sorry;;,)

[lyhil]

VSArtParty August (NA) - tried to go for some summery colours this month! thanks all for the fun time :D

Wayward Ghost - @roamwood Scout Spirro - @guildwuff2 Isgore Sharpscale - @flaregw2

[oh-no-its-bird]

@ohai-there !!! Official bird art tutorial! Only it's really quick and messy. And filmed upside down and at an awkward angle. And also at almost 5am. And also you were probably only joking when you asked but like. Ehe.

Also ohai why are u even saying that as even a joke your art is great I was just staring at it some the other day ? What kinda crack are you smoking over there buddy?

I use the gouche brush for shading only, just bc I like it's color. You can totally apply what I talked about with literally any other brush when it comes to shading and blending n stuff. I like to use 2 other brushes for lines, either 6pencil soft and uhh. Another one I kind of forgot the name of and also forgot to bookmark and also it's label is in Japanese so I dont really know how to look it up, oops !

I use clip studio paint to draw

[royalarchivist]

Forever: Cucurucho, are you fine? You seem a little bit disturbed.

Cucurucho: SOMETHING IS... COMING TO THIS ISLAND. SOMETHING... DANGEROUS.

Forever: You're talking about the black goo [concrete] right?

Cucurucho: Yes.

Forever: So it isn't related to the Federation?

Cucurucho: Hahaha. No.

Forever: Is that what you told me, that it's something danger- like... Something really danger that's coming to the Island?

Cucurucho:

[daveyfvckingjacobs]

MORE LAST BINDING TWEETS PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU GOOD SIR. I MOST CONSUME LAST BINDING CONTENT LIKE IT IS WATER AND I AM A FISH WHO HAS BEEN ROASTING IN THE SUN FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES. I AM A CLOCK AND IT IS MY BATTRIES I NEED IT🥺💖

I’d make a joke about clocks and oak hearts or water and swans but I’m not smart enough to make it work so just take the tweets

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

I’m sorry but the urge to ask you about Ian and Mickey on an IKEA shopping trip will not relent!

They need a new couch, they maybe accidentally broke theirs. Tami suggests IKEA and Ian drags Mickey. Thoughts??

🛋️ Ian And Mickey's IKEA Adventure 🛋️

mickey gets lost four and a half minutes in. well- okay, not so much 'lost' as 'he saw the recliners and stopped walking and ian was so focused on the task at hand that he didn't notice until it was too late'

but certainly that will be the end to anyone getting lost BECAUSE (!) ian grabbed a map of the store and is diligently consulting it with his concentration eyebrows. like this 🤔. meanwhile mickey is trailing along behind him, picking up and putting down random table decorations that catch his eye.

"mick do you think we should get these throw pillows?" / "for what?" / "idk...the couch?" / "only if you're not gonna bitch about them endin up on the floor every night 😏 ow! the fuck??"

they don't get the throw pillows. actually they are banished from the throw pillows section because an employee has to come over and ask them to please stop hitting each other with them (horseplay)

ian misplaces his husband again and somehow finds himself on his knees with a tape measurer, helping an older woman measure out a coffee table's dimensions to see if it'll fit in her living room.

it won't fit :/ she'll haveta try the Listerby :/ yeah of course he can measure it for her :)

mickey returns with meatballs

they forget what they're here for and leave with nothing

they are bad at IKEA

[zeebreezin]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Tagged by @esteemed-excellency !!

First image by @gmalaart ! Other two by me :)

Name: August Shaw

Age: 44~

Gender: Nonbinary but he’s getting revenge rn and doesn’t have time to consider that

Sexuality: Bisexual

📚Propaganda For:

You will never find a more dedicated partner!!

Very generous, great gift giver who will give you the world if you asked.

Surprisingly witty sense of humor once he’s comfortable with a person.

Enjoys both the fancy displays of formal romance and quiet nights in the house.

Will kill cops for you frequently.

Easy to fluster!!

Will learn about your hobbies and take interest in them.

Gives fantastic hugs.

Can be charming in a sweet, classically romantic way.

Open and honest communicator*.

Canonically spent all his Monstrous Anatomy on gains on modifying his tongue, mouth, and throat to help with speaking nonhuman languages. So in the bedroom…

♟️Propaganda??:

Flirtation is a lowkey game to him. Fluster Shaw badly and expect to receive the same in kind soon enough. Will get ‘revenge’. Switchiest motherfucker ever known because of this.

Will set himself on fire to keep you warm.

Is more than happy to play a ‘role’ for his partners, but his dedication to the bit can get uncanny.

Has a bit of a possessive streak, less so in the way of wanting someone to exclusively want him, though.

Known sleep cuddler. Supernatural forces seem to intervene to make sure his partners wake up with their nose in his chest.

Oh yeah, the juxtaposition between how cold and ruthless this guy is at work versus how tender he is with his partners.

👁️Propaganda Against:

God where do we start.

Baseline nightmare of 5 at any given day.

IPA-itis :(

Takes such bad care of himself, all the time. If you don’t step up he may work himself into the dirt.

The guiltiest man alive!! Will hold self blame for any conflict! Takes him ages to forgive himself for any transgression, even ones verbally resolved.

Concerningly forgiving of his partner’s flaws and behaviours, to the point of enabling and/or self destruction on his own end.

Tends to drink a bit too much, extremely sad drunk.

*is a great communicator when it comes to things he thinks need to be talked about. His own issues tend to stay under lock and key for far too long.

Constantly getting into shit. Will always make the time, but he does work two jobs and freelances on top of it. A busy man.

Wild complexes about his own desires, poetry, violin music, and the colour red.

Not 100% over his ex wife emotionally but they’re never getting back together.

Consider yourself tagged if you wanna do one of these :)

[labselkie]

kicking dirt like that one mickey mouse picture. why r they STUPID

credit is on the template!!

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i wanted this comic digitalized so bad that i used max's birthday as an excuse. :)

this is the true ending. if im insane enough ill show you the alternate ending though

bonus because i just. it just kinda peters out. longggg post yayyye

[foreststarflaime]

In the dragon!au, can AGS use magic to transform into humans if they need to go undercover and covert?

If they can do that I’m quite sure that Genesis would enjoy sneaking around amongst the humans and have his beauty marvelled at, and then Angeal would wander and give battle advice/‘the lecture’ to young warriors before leaving.

Sephiroth transforms into a human to pet the local cats he towers over.

Hmm well Kunsel does happen to have a scroll he often uses that can do that, so it’s not impossible that AGS would get their hands on it occasionally.

As for what they would do you’re absolutely right! And then Sephiroth brings home all of the stray cats. They sit on dragon him and use him as a playground. Genesis complains that they shed everywhere but Sephiroth hisses at him (causing all the cats to hiss as well) whenever he mentions getting rid of them. Angeal starts growing catnip

[dragons au]

[stunie]

im at death’s door