#sorry if this was offensive

[randompersonunderyourbed]

Judging you based on your favorite Monster flavor, compliment edition

Monster Energy Default: You’re very into the classics and you’re the nostalgic one of the bunch. chances are that you are either a young teen, or a reminiscing adult.

Monster Zero Ultra: You’re a very wholesome person when it comes to anything, really. You are more likely to like the more light and refreshing flavors, rather than the more strong ones. You may be self conscious about liking ‘basic’ foods/drinks, but don’t worry, that just means you have good taste!

Monster Zero Sugar: You are tired seeing your favorite flavor being made fun of, but it doesn’t matter, like what flavor you like!

Monster Lo Carb: While I’ve never met someone with your taste in real life, you are definitely very nice and probably a bit of a healthy person.

Monster Ultra Peachy Keen: You love sweet things, but you also love sour things, as well. You are definitely so chill, and really kind.

Monster Ultra Watermelon: You love watermelon flavored anything, but not watermelon itself. You love summer and probably love Gravity falls. You are literally so cool.

Monster Ultra Gold: You are extremely chill and a genuinely cool, you seem to love the underrated, not necessarily the hated. You are struggling to find fellow fans of this flavor, but that just means you’re unique!

Monster Ultra Paradise: You love anything lime and think that lemon is overrated, you are very enthusiastic and energetic, and you are very cool.

Ultra Fiesta Mango: You love strong flavors, and you seem to have a taste for the fruit flavors. You have amazing taste and you seem to be very knowledgeable.

Monster Ultra Sunrise: You are a morning lover, dawn is your passion. You are extremely optimistic and you are very connected with the beauty of nature.

Monster Ultra Rosa: You are a sweet and kind person, and you have an addiction to perfume and flowers, it’s almost unhealthy. You also give me Lana Del ray stan vibes.

Monster Ultra Violet: You love purple way too much, and you love flavors that are hard to explain. You also don’t seem straight at all. Same to be honest. You are a very cool person and you seem laid back on the outside, even if not the case.

Monster Ultra Red: You probably don’t like summer, do you? You are very nice and empathetic, but can get really intense sometimes, especially when stressed. You are ver much the definition of nice.

Monster Ultra Blue: You like your drinks cold. You often travel to places with beaches or you live in a very hot place. Either way, you have good taste.

Monster Ultra Black: You love sweet and sour things, and odd yet good tasting things. You are likely very chill and don’t mind the fact that you like things that are underrated.

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams: Sweet things are love, sweet things are life. You literally absorb the sweetness from this drink I swear, y’all are so nice.

[coldshrugs]

reblogging again but i agree!! i even started to include the tag from the person i reblogged from:

but idk, that felt weirdly like opening a can of worms or "vague posting" more so than just reblogging a post plain and untagged that makes a good point imo 😂

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

[mossytrashcan]

bitch she might just be the father?????

[gracerings]

twitter trying so hard to get the locals to watch iwtv but then we get tweets like ‘team lestat or team armand?’ like this is twilight and people answering ‘team therapy!!!’….like could you be any more boring???? COLORLESS FLAVORLESS DULL DULL SUFFOCATION BY THE BEIGEST PILLOW or whatever it is louis said. go watch heartstopper or something and leave iwtv to the real FREAKS

[leslieseveride]

TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

[luna-loveboop]

Wars and Wild as knights in Lu

They have issues.

I have a lot of thoughts on Wild and Wars and their relationship (Order of this post is talking about saluting, Wild and Wars' different perspectives, memory issues, and fire) Rant time.

No saluting!!

So Wild took a formal- almost/awkwardly saluting pose when Wars confronted him in 'Entrance pt.2'

It's similar to the first time Wild addressed Wars as 'captain'. His left hand is up from where a salute should be, and his overall posture is awkward, with his shoulders and right hand raised, but it's clear he's trying to do a salute in the presence of a fellow knight.

In the second example his hand is behind his head, but his posture is very straight and his right arm stiff- he's again attempting a formal saluting position. Which is still awkward

It is less clear but his changes in posture clued me in. He goes from like a deer in the headlights to visibly sweating to straight backed and looking up at Wars- looking at the changes in his body language

Side note but I literally love how Jojo draws the champions tunic so much-

We can't see the action of Wild's body language in a comic, just the positions he went to. But he visibly leaned away from Wars before switching to a straight backed saluting-like posture. He's clearly freaked out, hence Twilight's face: >:(

I think that Wild taking somewhat military poses around Wars is important to their relationship issues because it comes from his struggle with memory and identity

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So like. All of them have different perspectives

Wars

I adore Wars. He is baby and I love him. I think it is also important to acknowledge that he would not speak to any of the others this way.

And the scarf man cmon it's so pretty they are so cute-

Why is Wars talking to Wild like this? He's called him out and reprimanded him multiple times in front of the others. Wild has taken it well but tbh if it was Legend I think he would be on fire.

To some extent I think he is in captain mode. I think that he has trouble seeing Wild as not a knight. Wars gives Wild respect as a knight who sacrificed for his kingdom, but now it seems he's taking it away as a knight who's not doing well enough since he 'disregarded the plan'

At least I think that's the outside (or Wild's) view of it. But Wars internally really cares about Wild and he saw him run up to a giant and lose it. Different ways of showing concern perhaps?

Who wouldn't want to keep Wild from getting more scars?

I just. Don't doubt for a second Wars really cares about Wild- even if the way he's acting still isn't cool. He has no right to treat him like a soldier any more than the rest of the chain, and right now I think Wild is acting as the more mature person.

Wild

I adore Wild. He is baby and I love him. I think it is also important to acknowledge that although he is clearly making efforts after Twilight's injury, Wild has ignored Wars for the majority of Lu, by not speaking to him much, and not thanking or acknowledging Wars when he directly helped him. (Small example being walking with Hyrule not Wars when injured and not directly responding to Wars)

Wars cares about and respects Wild, but it seems Wild wants nothing to do with him, and he's been cold towards Wars for the majority of Lu. To Wild, Wars reminds him of his perceived failure. Which is valid feelings, but still not fair. And I think that ask is talking about these two.

The thing I love about this is each of them are right and wrong in some ways, leading to the tension between them. So fully blaming either of them is not logical

The rest of the chain is just vibing. Except twilight who's mad and wants them to just grow up, but. Heros of courage not wisdom @uniquevoidflowers ;)

And that ask- '''Are any of the Links ever jealous of another Link for adventures that were less difficult/life threatening?'' ''When you hear Wild say he 'hates' someone you'll have your answer.''' somewhat leads to my next point-

Wild's identity and memory issues exacerbate all of this

In Entrance, Twilight is being stressed and defensive, that's ok. What concerns me most is that Twilight has talked with Wild through stuff like this in his rough moments

Wild has tried to be formal several times- he is not very good at it

Four's face I can't didnwidkekfjej

Wild isn't and can't be 'him'- the same 'perfect' (<actually has crippling anxiety) knight he was before, and Twilight knows this. And I agree with him a bit, I think, that Wars is making things worse in Wild's mind by being that perfect soldier, and seemingly holding Wild to a standard he isn't

Wild's attempts at saluting is symbolic of that- Wars makes him feel like a failure trying to be the person he should be. But Wild shouldn't be anyone but himself.

Anyways. Fire.

Wars and Wild have issues, and I want them to work through all their relationship drama so they can reach their PEAK dynamic, which is obviously this

I mean like. We need these two to be friends

Anyways. Wild is in this constant state of identity crisis, and being around Wars has not been beneficial- neither of them is or has been showing the other the respect they deserve. Not as knights, but as people and brothers. They need a get along shirt.

All this Art is by Jojo @linkeduniverse au!

:)

[rowanthegremlin]

Message for my fellow white people: this is about someone shining a huge spotlight on abuse and calling out an abuser, it's not just some fun drama to gossip about until you move on to something else. If you can't grasp it's something way bigger and more important than '"two guys beefing'' then you don't need to insert yourself into conversations about it

[bondagebimbo]

girlies, if I have any shred of advice i want to give all of you, to save you from being hurt on this site for no reason whatsoever because it is never justifiable to fuck with someone’s head or emotions the way people do on here without a single bit of guilt or remorse, it’s this:

🎶 please, please, please 🎶 do not ever trust everything that tumblr man says to you. they are ALWAYS lying to some degree about something, or saying the same shit to 30 other women, and it’s typically something important (such as, I don’t know, A PARTNER IRL THAT THEY’RE INVOLVED WITH WHO ISN’T AWARE OF THEIR ESCAPADES ON HERE)

do. not. trust. them. and do not get sucked into their games.

also, use your block button liberally. for your own sake.

if someone doesn’t pass the vibe check, absolutely yeet them the fuck off your account, out of your DMs, everything. immediately. look out for your own well-being and safety, and block these motherfuckers at the mere nagging thought that something just doesn’t seem right somewhere with them. because it isn’t.

please. take it from someone that HAS gone through this on here multiple times because she’s an idiot and always ends up getting hurt. I want to see you guys safe and not fucked up over these fucking men.

keep yourselves safe. that man is NOT WORTH IT.

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[mushiver]

“Nine hours and a single cup of ‘coffee’ later (don't tell grandma)” what does that mean

what was the “coffee”?????????? “coffee”??? in quotation marks??

I thought alcohol, but that's not what you drink to help you prove the universe is a hologram. it's the 70s. what was it, adderall? LSD??? “single cup of ‘coffee’ later” did they drink acid. did they SHARE a cup of acid and prove the universe is a hologram

am I missing something obvious, like they just drank a bunch of time-accurate red bulls like they're cramming for a test? "don't tell grandma"???

I didn't go to college. WHAT IS “””“COFFEE””””

[ginumo]

this one goes out to all the canon-accurate dca truthers out there. also yeah hi these fuckers have me in a chokehold

[funki-shark]

One thing I hate about a small portion of the pjo/toa fandom is HOW HARD IT IS TO FINISH A BOOK WHEN ONE SMALL THING MAKES THEM UPSET

i know caleo SUCKS. But it's not the focus point of THE WHOLE ASS BOOK. IT ALSO NEVER COMES BACK AFTER BOOK TWO YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET PAST IT AND READ THE ACTUAL STORY

[fiddleabout]

on the one hand the world is burning and everything is terrible, on the other hand the canadian olympic soccer team got caught spying on the new zealand squad with drones and it has provided me with endless spectacular joy and entertainment for the last eighteen hours

[mecachrome]

plagued by visions (of an elaborate engineer oscar au aka lando's brain short circuits when he realizes his new race engineer is younger than him and refuses to leave him alone for even a second)

[briarpatch-kids]

"I won't experience what you do until I'm old and feeble"

I'm gonna stop you right there and say no the fuck you won't. Elders dealing with age related health problems are not the same as young adults or even teens and children dealing with severe disability. They deserve respect and care, but they aren't trying to build a life and they got to experience a lot before life dropkicked them in the balls. They often have support networks built and families they can rely on as well as numerous organizations to help them with age related disability specifically.

Goddamn I can't believe I have to say this.

[luna-loveboop]

I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.

:)

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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D