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Delícia Drench-ed in Spiders
has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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I think Armand would love air fryers
#armand#amc interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#if anyone has made this joke already I am so sorry I did not know and I love you#my art
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“we need more complex female characters” y’all couldn’t even handle bloberta puppington
#moral orel posting#ik im late to this joke but it’s only because i insisted on watching the whole show before i made it#also if someone else already made this joke i’m sorry#i looked but couldn’t find anyone who had#is she a bad person? yes. but is she good character? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY#she’s a horrible failure in the shape of a woman and i love her#immaculate character writing#bloberta puppington#bloberta hymentact#moral orel
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Not content with having wrought the demise of every seafaring vessel his character had set foot upon, Travis Willingham set his sights on the sky!
#if anyone made this joke already sorry. I was eating dinner and had a revelation lmfao#also this is a JOKE cuz I love it but do not be shitty toward travis on this post or I will make this unrebloggable. and also block you.#critical role#cr spoilers
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my comic i made
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#labru#his post. not tagging anyone else. also because its kindof ugly#KILL ME IF ANYONES TOO OOC this was just me Having fun. Playing#dunmeshi spoilers#btw hes like. Not lying about hating monsters in this Scenario cause he already told everyone abt utaya#so like hes just eating them cause he has to. Lol Xd! AGAIN JUST A FUNNY WHAT IF SITUATION..#ok i dont need to write ten million disclaimers yoy guys know im just joking.#sorry if you cant read this stupid app keeps crashing i dont know why i made a whole COMIC ON IT#GUYS FREEFORM IS FUCKINB EVIL!!!! thanx for reading bye bye
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Okay but who wore it better though?
#bb25#bb25 cory#bb25 blue#cbs big brother#sorry if anyone already made my joke but it entered my mind and I simply /had/ to post it#also. cory.#it's cory.#he wore it better.#I'm sorry I don't make the rules#blue looks genuinely ✨stunning✨ in this look as well though#my mother said she was dressed like a manic-pixie anime girl and now I can't unsee it#cory the pink power ranger#← I love that that's an established tag on my blog now#he's just so barbiecore#and i love that for him
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OK OK I HAVE A PROBABLY BAD JOKE ABOUT FANFICTION
What do you call a long crack-fic?
A high word count
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Stuff in tags, don't want y'all to read an essay.
#nils talking#my cold is thankfully already going away which is nice#and I'm far less exhausted compared to Wednesday and yesterday#I also went on a nice walk with my dog today AND wrote two important emails#in addition to doing laundry#so today was relatively productive considering I currently have three things affecting me that are deserving of a sick note#anyway I also thought a bit about me joking yesterday about taking a week-long trip to the Dutch North Sea coast and honestly#yeah I still kinda wanna do that?#I wouldn't do it alone like if I did a “vacation to relax and not sightsee”#I'd need good company#but alas... I doubt anyone would wanna do that with me semi-spontaneously?#but like... the idea of just spending a few days with a person I'm close to by the sea would be absolutely lovely#recently I made a post about me appreciating the idea of relationship anarchy a lot and yeah...#combine that with stuff I read about how relationships are formed and how neurodivergence affects that#PLUS the decrease of non-online dating-based relationships#I'm just thinking a lot about isolation and relationships and stuff#sorry for rambling I'm just tired and lonely and could use a break#who knows when I'll get one but it's also kinda difficult for me to plan shit
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18 + swaymark!!
oooo thank you!!
#18 - pleaser, wallows + swaymark
okay i know they are canonically obsessed with each other but. the song is in some ways about feeling like you’re failing in your relationship and being not quite as obsessed with them as they maybe are with you, and in this video of them talking about being a tandem, there is the slightest pause before swayman answers “do you miss him?” that makes me want to probe a wound. we’re not talking irl reasons of how that’s an absurd question (how do you miss him. you’re coworkers you’re seeing each other all the time) we’re talking that maybe this whole goalies-in-love thing got blown out of proportion and now swayman’s having to buy into the bit too hard. linus loves it & everyone’s asking about their bromance & how they love each other so much and the thing is—linus is safe. he’s got a wife and plausible deniability and jeremy? jeremy is gay. sure, he can crack jokes and people-please but the more people ask the more they're going to find out until maybe they find out something jeremy doesn't want them to know. and the longer this goes on, the more jeremy has to sit at linus' dinner table with linus and his beautiful wife and pretend like he isn't a little bit in love with him. and you know what? the longer it goes on and linus doesn't dial it down jeremy does stop being in love with him, because it just feels cruel, until he finally is done enough that he stops biting his tongue and ruins the moment.
#…this so is not a five sentence summary but ALSO this manages to perfectly align with something i was obsessed with (that media video)#like yeah is that pause reasonably a buffering time to a weird question? yes!!! do i want to read into it & make swayman a bit uncomfortabl#also yes!!! sorry i decided to give them tragique but they were assigned by spotify. the other option for this song was an ED fix-it fic#about healthy sex and learning that it can be a part of a normal relationship!! sex is weird and fucked up!! but like. that’s just because#i have always interpreted this song as a) unrequited best friend love & you’re worried you’re gonna fuck it up b) virgin who doesn’t know#what sex is and is scared to tell anyone and then option c) people pleaser keeps going along with it but can’t anymore#also OBVIOUSLY they end up fine. whether that ends up being jeremy finally telling linus (oblivious) i don’t want to do this with you#i need to get over you & them creating a platonic space & sway ends up with someone else OR linus has the oh. true. i simply never#considered that i could be gay for you option OR the one i have just invented but is now my favorite because i love a good polycule is that#linus & his wife simply add jeremy to their relationship. and then this song becomes jeremy scared to have sex with linus’ wife at first lo#liv in the replies#the interviews in that video doing the lord’s work fr but also that ‘do you not miss him’ feels SO uncomfortable. say no! but then he leans#in with the dirty jokes comment & i know i’ve made like eight variations already (sorry. that’s how my brain works) but it is soooo fun#to me personally if they are broken up but now have to act nice & keep doing all these rituals & sell us on the narrative & they’re just#trying to see who’s going to crack first. needle each other into laughing or getting irritated enough it shows through & the other one wins#do even more aggressive hug rituals!! get a medical warning from the athletic training staff!!!#moregraceful
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Hockey question:
Does ACAB include refs?
#hockey#nhl#kind of a joke but also... maybe not completely#sorry if anyone made this prompt already i just couldn't not ask
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jwcc makes me SICK ← he didn't call 911 he didn't call emergency services he didn't call any of those, he called hig big brother. He called his big brother first.
#sleeps speaks#ALSO. the jokes in s1 about *** having insane grip strength vs not beinf able to hold on vs never letting anyone fall in later seasons#like not once not twice THREE TIMES he made sure no one else fell too. im so unwell#sorry i have one braincell and it's rapidly ping-ponging between those two and their character arcs#names censored bc my friend is here sometimes and i don't wanna spoil more than i already have#also hey what the hell. you can edit tags on computer?? what?? that;s so cool. <- mobile user for 7 yrs
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can't afford to eat at auntie anne's?
when you can also go at your local peddler selling your fav pretzels (just make sure annie unsuccessfully swindle your lunch money)😝
#if anyone already made this joke on twitter#then i am sorry#pizza tower#anton blast#antonball#dynamite annie#pizza tower gustavo#AUNTIE ANNIE'S
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what did fifa forbid leon gay rights goretzka from playing? where the hell are u loca?
#sorry if anyone already made this joke i just woke up#but literally why didnt he start 😐#germany nt#world cup 2022
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adam: wakes up from his coma
kelly:
#lorien legacies#adamus sutekh#kelly sutekh#shitposting#LL tag#i'm so sorry#i need to redraw this. i Have To#tfw you accept; but not regret; the fact that you have done something terrible#to draw tag#i don't know if anyone's made this joke already. if so you are my comrade in cognitohazardry and i salute you#dyn: so you can pretty much stop trying to make up with me
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reading the All For the Game series is like this
“do you recommend that series?”
“no.”
“but you’re reading it?”
“yeah.”
#the series is Crazy#i can’t even put it into words#but neil and andrew (and the whole team) have me in a chokehold#finished the foxhole court and half of the raven king in like 2 days#i’m Obsessed#neil josten#andrew minyard#all for the game#the foxhole court#the raven king#also if anyone else has already made this joke Sorry i’m not original#amoureg speaks
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My sister-in-law frustrates me to no end even though we barely ever interact because she keeps inviting my partner to parties with her Christian Republican friends, even though my partner told her not to send an invite to us if those friends will be there. And even though my sister-in-law is bisexual!!
And then she turns around and complains about not knowing how to deal with her friends saying, like, horrible sexist stuff as though that is just some natural unavoidable quirk of having friends!
Like, these Christian Republicans she has befriended don't seem to be kind - they're not even nice a lot of the time! They don't make for good friends, and she doesn't seem happy or supported in relation to them. In fact, she basically only ever talks about how her friends and/or current boyfriend are making her unhappy!
Because here's the thing: The effect of prioritizing 'including your Trump-supporter friends at your parties' over 'being invested in creating a safe space for marginalized people in your home', is that people who DO care about creating those safe spaces... won't wanna hang out with you! Because if you invite both cats and mice to your table equally, only the cats will show!
She's so afraid of losing the shitty friends she has now that she allows them to act as barriers to accessing friends who are invested in her wellbeing in a capitalistic hellscape!
It makes me sad because she's basically trapped herself, and there's nothing I can do to offer help without either compromising my morals or making my partner's life way harder by starting shit with her family.
Like, I consider myself a good friend, yeah? I try really really hard to be one, and it matters to me immensely. I am ride-or-die for the folks I love, and I am invested in being open and vulnerable and radically safe to be around when it comes to building strong friendships that are mutually fulfilling. I have a unique talent for validating people that I have honed for years because I genuinely want to make sure people feel safe and loved and seen.
And if my sister-in-law and I were friends, I could give all of that to her. I would strive to be an example of what it looks like when someone decides to care about you and treat you right on purpose, without expecting anything in return but your mutual respect. She would be family. She would be [Queer] Family. I would see to it that she knew she could call on me when she needed a friend.
But like.
This asshole has invited me to hang out with Trump supporters on multiple occasions.
We ain't gonna be friends.
#original#diary#family shit#I'll just continue to act friendly at family events#my friends help make me a better person. i don't think she could say the same for hers. makes me mad and sad#reminds me of the time i had to end a friendship bc a woman i had been inviting to group events revealed to me that she was#literally friends with Kelly Ann Conway. yes the aid to the president. that Kelly Ann. and when i tell you this friend of mine did NOT#understand why her defending Kelly Ann Conway made me feel unsafe. it was WILD#that's how my sister-in-law reacted when my wife was like 'hey stop inviting my non-cis ass to parties with transphobes'#both made arguments similar to 'i already don't have many friends why do you want me to lose more??'#like girlies you can't invite me and a bunch of homophobic Christians to the same party what is fucking wrong with you??#you can goddamn bet if you came to one of my parties there wouldn't be anyone there who'd try to defend the Trump administration#loneliness is frightening and painful and no joke but cowardice is no joke either#and this attitude meant that my wife and i could not safely rely on her when we went through several crisis situations#and this is something i find difficult to forgive bc shit was touch and go over here for a couple years#my wife isn't even as salty as i am about it but she never is when the primary person harmed is herself#maybe if sister-in-law recognized the flawed behavior and changed but she probably won't tbh and i have shit to do#have fun with your fascist friends girlie i wonder if sometimes it feels more lonely than if you were alone#have fun practicing the white silence our parents got so good at; you're really carrying on the family business your dad must be so proud <#i haven't had to deal with friends saying sexist shit for literal years sorry you've made yourself unsafe to trans people i guess#making friends is hard i know that all too well. but i also know that the more friends i make who make me feel sad and small#then the less time i have for friends that make me feel loved and motivate me to be a better person. time=limited. people=over 6 billion.#school was harder because the amount of folks was more limited. same with small towns. but we are all ADULTS LIVING IN CHICAGO#capitalism makes finding friends harder too but like it has GOT to matter to you that Trans people and POC feel safe#we each have control over whether oppressed people feel safe around us. don't fucking waste that.
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