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Delícia Drench-ed in Spiders
has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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I think Armand would love air fryers
#armand#amc interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#if anyone has made this joke already I am so sorry I did not know and I love you#my art
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“we need more complex female characters” y’all couldn’t even handle bloberta puppington
#moral orel posting#ik im late to this joke but it’s only because i insisted on watching the whole show before i made it#also if someone else already made this joke i’m sorry#i looked but couldn’t find anyone who had#is she a bad person? yes. but is she good character? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY#she’s a horrible failure in the shape of a woman and i love her#immaculate character writing#bloberta puppington#bloberta hymentact#moral orel
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Not content with having wrought the demise of every seafaring vessel his character had set foot upon, Travis Willingham set his sights on the sky!
#if anyone made this joke already sorry. I was eating dinner and had a revelation lmfao#also this is a JOKE cuz I love it but do not be shitty toward travis on this post or I will make this unrebloggable. and also block you.#critical role#cr spoilers
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my comic i made
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#labru#his post. not tagging anyone else. also because its kindof ugly#KILL ME IF ANYONES TOO OOC this was just me Having fun. Playing#dunmeshi spoilers#btw hes like. Not lying about hating monsters in this Scenario cause he already told everyone abt utaya#so like hes just eating them cause he has to. Lol Xd! AGAIN JUST A FUNNY WHAT IF SITUATION..#ok i dont need to write ten million disclaimers yoy guys know im just joking.#sorry if you cant read this stupid app keeps crashing i dont know why i made a whole COMIC ON IT#GUYS FREEFORM IS FUCKINB EVIL!!!! thanx for reading bye bye
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you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.
i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?
the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.
idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went
#being as nasty as possible & shitting on everyone while giving no fucks makes you popular in certain spaces. that's tempting no matter what#to immature ppl. part of growing up is learning that you cant do that and real relationships need you to not do that#but that sucks. you could just ignore it and join the alt-right to be a manchild forever#if ur an asshole who wld u wanna hang out with: ur wife who says please dont be an asshole to me or ur bros who say she's a hysterical bitc#& u did nothing wrong?#if u had a maga dad/brother/uncle & u heard the way they talk about women its never abt being mean lol#it's abt how women are hysterical & sensitive & get upset at everything they do#im so sorry but a normal guy (i know & am friends with many) doesnt simply become an MRA because his girl friends made 1 men suck joke#if a guy truly has no fulfilling friendships with women or girls to the point where some feminist group 'being too mean' can radicalize him#bc he doesnt have any kind women in his life to prove that wrong. he already had issues.#you reach a certain point in your friendship with these guys where youve been SO kind and so supportive and welcoming and played therapist#for ages and then they turn around and say 'im voting trump cuz i like his personality better lol i dont care about rights and that bs'#even if you can deradicalize someone by being kind thats years of insane unreciprocated energy for ONE guy#who will end up being the person who never posts abt feminism except to say i became alt right because women were mean so be nice girls!#nobody tells anyone else to accept full blown bigots in their spaces either much less BEFRIEND them#bc nobody is expected to do this kind of service except women. <3#eat ass.
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If I had a nickel for every time a two characters (definitely lovers even if its not explicitly said) chose to be with each other through everything right until their devastating end before they disappear maybe together or maybe not, I’d have two nickels which is weird that it’s happened twice.
#sorry if anyone else has already made this joke <3#finished Arcane while on Series 3 of MAG so can’t wait to be sad about both!#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#jonmartin#arcane#arcane spoilers#jayvic
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Okay but who wore it better though?
#bb25#bb25 cory#bb25 blue#cbs big brother#sorry if anyone already made my joke but it entered my mind and I simply /had/ to post it#also. cory.#it's cory.#he wore it better.#I'm sorry I don't make the rules#blue looks genuinely ✨stunning✨ in this look as well though#my mother said she was dressed like a manic-pixie anime girl and now I can't unsee it#cory the pink power ranger#← I love that that's an established tag on my blog now#he's just so barbiecore#and i love that for him
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OK OK I HAVE A PROBABLY BAD JOKE ABOUT FANFICTION
What do you call a long crack-fic?
A high word count
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Stuff in tags, don't want y'all to read an essay.
#nils talking#my cold is thankfully already going away which is nice#and I'm far less exhausted compared to Wednesday and yesterday#I also went on a nice walk with my dog today AND wrote two important emails#in addition to doing laundry#so today was relatively productive considering I currently have three things affecting me that are deserving of a sick note#anyway I also thought a bit about me joking yesterday about taking a week-long trip to the Dutch North Sea coast and honestly#yeah I still kinda wanna do that?#I wouldn't do it alone like if I did a “vacation to relax and not sightsee”#I'd need good company#but alas... I doubt anyone would wanna do that with me semi-spontaneously?#but like... the idea of just spending a few days with a person I'm close to by the sea would be absolutely lovely#recently I made a post about me appreciating the idea of relationship anarchy a lot and yeah...#combine that with stuff I read about how relationships are formed and how neurodivergence affects that#PLUS the decrease of non-online dating-based relationships#I'm just thinking a lot about isolation and relationships and stuff#sorry for rambling I'm just tired and lonely and could use a break#who knows when I'll get one but it's also kinda difficult for me to plan shit
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18 + swaymark!!
oooo thank you!!
#18 - pleaser, wallows + swaymark
okay i know they are canonically obsessed with each other but. the song is in some ways about feeling like you’re failing in your relationship and being not quite as obsessed with them as they maybe are with you, and in this video of them talking about being a tandem, there is the slightest pause before swayman answers “do you miss him?” that makes me want to probe a wound. we’re not talking irl reasons of how that’s an absurd question (how do you miss him. you’re coworkers you’re seeing each other all the time) we’re talking that maybe this whole goalies-in-love thing got blown out of proportion and now swayman’s having to buy into the bit too hard. linus loves it & everyone’s asking about their bromance & how they love each other so much and the thing is—linus is safe. he’s got a wife and plausible deniability and jeremy? jeremy is gay. sure, he can crack jokes and people-please but the more people ask the more they're going to find out until maybe they find out something jeremy doesn't want them to know. and the longer this goes on, the more jeremy has to sit at linus' dinner table with linus and his beautiful wife and pretend like he isn't a little bit in love with him. and you know what? the longer it goes on and linus doesn't dial it down jeremy does stop being in love with him, because it just feels cruel, until he finally is done enough that he stops biting his tongue and ruins the moment.
#…this so is not a five sentence summary but ALSO this manages to perfectly align with something i was obsessed with (that media video)#like yeah is that pause reasonably a buffering time to a weird question? yes!!! do i want to read into it & make swayman a bit uncomfortabl#also yes!!! sorry i decided to give them tragique but they were assigned by spotify. the other option for this song was an ED fix-it fic#about healthy sex and learning that it can be a part of a normal relationship!! sex is weird and fucked up!! but like. that’s just because#i have always interpreted this song as a) unrequited best friend love & you’re worried you’re gonna fuck it up b) virgin who doesn’t know#what sex is and is scared to tell anyone and then option c) people pleaser keeps going along with it but can’t anymore#also OBVIOUSLY they end up fine. whether that ends up being jeremy finally telling linus (oblivious) i don’t want to do this with you#i need to get over you & them creating a platonic space & sway ends up with someone else OR linus has the oh. true. i simply never#considered that i could be gay for you option OR the one i have just invented but is now my favorite because i love a good polycule is that#linus & his wife simply add jeremy to their relationship. and then this song becomes jeremy scared to have sex with linus’ wife at first lo#liv in the replies#the interviews in that video doing the lord’s work fr but also that ‘do you not miss him’ feels SO uncomfortable. say no! but then he leans#in with the dirty jokes comment & i know i’ve made like eight variations already (sorry. that’s how my brain works) but it is soooo fun#to me personally if they are broken up but now have to act nice & keep doing all these rituals & sell us on the narrative & they’re just#trying to see who’s going to crack first. needle each other into laughing or getting irritated enough it shows through & the other one wins#do even more aggressive hug rituals!! get a medical warning from the athletic training staff!!!#moregraceful
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Hockey question:
Does ACAB include refs?
#hockey#nhl#kind of a joke but also... maybe not completely#sorry if anyone made this prompt already i just couldn't not ask
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jwcc makes me SICK ← he didn't call 911 he didn't call emergency services he didn't call any of those, he called hig big brother. He called his big brother first.
#sleeps speaks#ALSO. the jokes in s1 about *** having insane grip strength vs not beinf able to hold on vs never letting anyone fall in later seasons#like not once not twice THREE TIMES he made sure no one else fell too. im so unwell#sorry i have one braincell and it's rapidly ping-ponging between those two and their character arcs#names censored bc my friend is here sometimes and i don't wanna spoil more than i already have#also hey what the hell. you can edit tags on computer?? what?? that;s so cool. <- mobile user for 7 yrs
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ghosts – batman confidential #41
[ID: eight year old Bruce Wayne kneeling disconsolately on the ground between his parents corpses after they were murdered in front of him. His face is mostly concealed by shadow, blocking his eyes and lower face as he hauntedly stares ahead. END ID]
#hey do you ever think about bruce's childhood and feel your chest hurt#like.... i know its a running schtick and joke about his parents and all but also. he was eight years old.#he still had baby teeth. he was still a child. he was a child that was shown repetitively to not have many friends and his parents be his#whole world. he was a lonely little boy who just wanted to see a movie with his best friends and actually spend time with his parents#instead he just ended up being even more lonely than he ever was before.#this is why bruce as batman is the way he is. yeah he didnt know in that moment he was going to eventually be a masked hero#but batman will forever be made by a child kneeling on the pavement and having his whole world destroyed in front of him and then deciding#in that moment of ultimate heartbreak that he doesnt want anyone to ever hurt like how he is#which yadda yadda we all know this already but just. sometimes it just hits really hard#just....#sorry about the trauma king but i love u :(((#c: batman confidential | i: 41#crypt's panels#bruce wayne#baby brucie#martha wayne#thomas wayne
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can't afford to eat at auntie anne's?
when you can also go at your local peddler selling your fav pretzels (just make sure annie unsuccessfully swindle your lunch money)😝
#if anyone already made this joke on twitter#then i am sorry#pizza tower#anton blast#antonball#dynamite annie#pizza tower gustavo#AUNTIE ANNIE'S
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adam: wakes up from his coma
kelly:
#lorien legacies#adamus sutekh#kelly sutekh#shitposting#LL tag#i'm so sorry#i need to redraw this. i Have To#tfw you accept; but not regret; the fact that you have done something terrible#to draw tag#i don't know if anyone's made this joke already. if so you are my comrade in cognitohazardry and i salute you#dyn: so you can pretty much stop trying to make up with me
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