#sorry i think im funny

[hawkpartys]

evil charles darwin be like limited forms most ugly

[max-nico]

Him: you better not be a gay ass squid when I get there

My gay squid ass:

[robingivesmemagic]

[samtastical-shitposts]

i hope no one's done this yet but either way i felt it had to be done after the hermitcraft vs mumbo video

[majunju]

[rpcrimeboys]

they really put the tnt in tntduo

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

Sam is a nickname. nicknames are for friends. and Samuel Sweetly is no friend of mine

[ixtab]

Okay badly edited ekuoto shitpost from chapter 64 and 65 let's go!

[honestly-i-just-like-mythology]

Remember to get a proper enclosure for your buggy! Otherwise it can cause undue harm

[dramatic-dolphin]

dune blackout poetry 🥰

[bethhiraeth]

petition to rename the willelmike trio 7-11

[toofacedbiitch]

[sleepintro]

kq needs to put together an ateez christmas unit with yeosang jongho and yunho. call that yeohoho

[seethesunny]

Crack fic!! - @adhdprincess

Ask me about my wips!

Hi friend and thank you soooo so much for asking + sorry it took so long 🥹

The most basic explanation for this is: accidental baby acquisition.

I had this idea around of Ellie turning into a baby somehow and Tess and Joel find her like that, mistaking her for a random baby dropped in the garage/her place. Anyway they soon realize that's really Ellie and wonder if she's trapped IN a baby body OR she's legit a baby and well, she's just a wailing tiny baby who needs them.

This was pure Crack but I've let it marinate a bit and I took it seriously, so borrowing an OC — @clairenovaking Jackson doctor Nina, she's the one they immediately go visit to see if she's okay and if there's something she can do. It's immunity related in a sense because it seems like somehow, Ellie's body went back to get the cordyceps rid of it and it aged her down.

They get to Maria because someone has to have baby things and she's like the major of the city so. They knock on her door with a baby less than a year old and she's so confused. Tess is panicking because she doesn't deal with kids and Joel is just dad. They're trying.

This is also the period where Ellie has kind of strayed far from them/hinting their estrangement so having her back around being a baby who is dependent on them gives them major whiplash.

Behold, a snippet:

There was a blue onesie with white clouds resembling cotton that she rested her flat palm on, a tiny thing, and in her hold Ellie reached for her chin, giggling as she did so. 

Joel remained near them, his hands folded and his expression stern, calculating. Ready to intervene if needed. Back when they had to smuggle the girl, Tess had been the one to guide her and instruct her on what to do, but now… 

“Easy there.” Told her Tess, running a finger across the next one, a popsicle printed in the front and it was better than the diaper Joel had put on Ellie (nagging Tess about how she ought to learn this, too), so she opted for that one. 

Joel was hovering over them and her eyes flicked to him, rubbing Ellie’s chubby arm while she cooed and showed she wasn’t upset anymore. She dreaded the time she would get hungry. However, Maria had offered them a crate of milk to feed her, and that had to be enough. 

“What?” She told him, irritated, and Ellie tugged at a strand of hair, she hissed. “Ow- hey! Why don’t you hold her?”

Something seemed to flash in his eyes, for he stroked his beard, and shook his head. “I'll pass.” 

Looking down at the infant, Tess sighed inwardly and motioned for the bed, the little clothing attire laid out there as Ellie reached for her again where she was on her back. She pouted, green eyes glassy, and Tess rubbed her round tummy while she shushed her. “Don’t cry, Ellie. You can’t be outside in a diaper.” 

Joel was looking over her shoulder, and she tensed. “Do you mind?” 

It was his turn to look at her puzzled. “What did I do?” 

“You're actin’ like a damn papa bear calm down, okay?” She hissed at him, taking a breath. “If I need your help, I'll let you know.”

Joel recoiled, knowing she was right, but they had never been around a baby in a long time and even to him getting used to his would take practice. It wasn't wise to argue with Tess. He left her to be. 

“Yes ma’am.” Agreeing, Joel did, and settled at the edge of the bed while Tess was oddly careful, delicate as she helped Ellie to dress up even if she fussed and whined, annoyed at not being held. 

“There.” Tess remarked triumphant, buttoning the last one and tickling Ellie under her chin with her pointer finger to receive a gummy smile from her. “As easy as pie, Texas.” 

The little hands were up again, and Tess was quick to lift her into her arms, rocking her. “So much noise for a little thing.” 

“Yeah,” Joel rubbed her little head, “she's like you.”

She promptly kicked him on the leg. He jolted, hissing. “What was that for?” 

“You got what you deserve.” 

[luckyarchivist]

OMG Mhin being from the city of Lovent means they loven't you hehehe. MC is like "I really think I have feelings for you. Like, romantic ones" and Mhin's like "I loven't" and MC's like "???"

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Joe Keery, by the time season 5 comes out, and he's still playing a 19 year old: