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rubysparx · 13 hours ago

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Sometimes I forget how much of an annoying pretentious nerd I am and then I remember and (oh no) take pride in it for a little too long instead of giving into shame and self-hatred (that’s fun) and then I remember how similar that makes me to this fucking guy I hate so goddamn much

But then that makes me think of the sexual tension between me and this guy I hate who is as pretentious as me and I get dizzy anyway all this to say publicly I am over 18 and will at some point put that in my little bio thing so if you’re a minor you might wanna scram so I can say stuff like this with a little more elaboration and a little less joking

#I want him so fucking bad #I need to be put down.

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rubysparx · 2 days ago

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Media analysis is definitely also a skill you develop and build over time and hopefully all the "piss on the poor" posts- even when good-natured-- don't actually make anyone out there genuinely afraid of talking about their favorite movies .... having potentially "silly"/surface-level understanding of a movie is definitely not like. morally evil or something. and in fact it is actually so funs

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rubysparx · 4 days ago

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Search instructions on how to be normal at library

Instructions how to print photos at local library

How to go to library without everybody looking at you

Search how to stop everyone at the library from looking at my photos

Tips and advice Reddit how to stop being so paranoid

Search instructions to print photos at library normal

How to appear normal

Search.how to become .normal

#hjelp me.. hejlp #help.. helpgweh #they need to invent an existence that doesn’t make me wanna tear my eyes out #[exists in public] ohhhh I need to get run over by a truck #I got a library book like . um idfk like four? months ago #three??????? time isn’t real #anyway librarian commented on my book #and I later on record said #and quote #‘the lady acknowledged what I was reading I have to kill her now no witnesses idc how nice her comment was’

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rubysparx · 4 days ago

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Hey just reminding you. This rocks

Is not the most badass shit or what man

#did we see this?#did you miss it? look now #it rocks

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rubysparx · 4 days ago

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the wizard college just announced it's merging with the clown college next door and i don't think i'm ready for a clown that can cast fireball

#OLEANDER!!#but that aside. I’m ready #<- is the wizard clown

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rubysparx · 5 days ago

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*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

#getting caught up. had to find this post again #yeahg.

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rubysparx · 5 days ago

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rubysparx · 8 days ago

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I'm playing turnabout sisters myself for the first time. I make sure to click on everything you can examine and oh my god the amount of characterization for Mia Fey just from examining her office makes me cryyy

Mia Fey who names her plants. Mia Fey who has a framed poster of her favorite movie in her office. Mia Fey who has very neat handwriting. Mia Fey who is terrible with technology. Mia Fey who bought an old ass computer which she only ever uses when sending emails. Mia Fey who owns many many law books that she has read back to back multiple times. Mia Fey who spends more money on the furniture her clients use than the ones she uses.

I'm sobbing

#hey op. over 7 years after her death that plant is still there #still being taken care of. even after everything changes. Charley’s still there #also #KEEP CLICKING ON THINGS #if you’re in a room. double check everything to see if there’s something new #I compiled a little collection of the way Phoenix’s comments on things in the office change overtime #the way he slowly stops calling things Mia’s really Gets To Me #great post to see on my dash after I start AJAA.. what if I esploded #pwaa

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rubysparx · 9 days ago

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#maybe I would use my deck more if tarot was competive #not even jokinggg #well . actually I guess it wouldn’t be hard to make it competitive since most of the cards correspond #to a regular deck of cards

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rubysparx · 9 days ago

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i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

#ok fucking fine I’ll reblog.#women who would get me put on a dni if they were men #women who I have specifically told my loved ones ‘I’m going to defend her one day. don’t let me do that. kill me then and there’#but it just doesn’t work bc I get to go ‘oh so you hate women?’ while she kills people in the bg #I don’t even wanna give my example man don’t look at me ifykyk

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rubysparx · 11 days ago

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If you don’t hand it over I’m gunna get annoying I’m gunna hunt u down. I’ll dm you. Don’t test me

Wake up bitches I’m cleaning up my YouTube channel for the first time in probably ten years, which means fixing the channel list I’ve had pinned to it since it’s creation (like 2017)

Mutuals, hand over your YouTube channels

I don’t care if there’s nothing on it, I’m putting your ass in a list. Hand it over, now

#nawt really #I mean I will probably dm if i remember but I won’t b means abt it #I understand if u don’t wanna be on da list o7 #but also u should tell me that!!#thankyou smile

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rubysparx · 13 days ago

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Wake up bitches I’m cleaning up my YouTube channel for the first time in probably ten years, which means fixing the channel list I’ve had pinned to it since it’s creation (like 2017)

Mutuals, hand over your YouTube channels

I don’t care if there’s nothing on it, I’m putting your ass in a list. Hand it over, now

#to be clear I’m not like #doing anything on YouTube #just tidying up my digital spaces #anyway #you don’t have fo reply/rb here if ur not comfortable #dm me here or on disc but srsly give me ur channel #I know you have one #I’m putting you on this damn list

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rubysparx · 14 days ago

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Obsessed……….. also idfk @your-neighborhood-jestie is this anything to you..