#sorry i need to finish all my headcanon asks i got distracted thinking about the baby fruit thing

[decepti-thots]

i recently read the first The Twelve Kingdoms book which is a Japanese proto-isekai fantasy series which very specifically has its secondary world worldbuilding have a very in-depth reproductive thing going on (babies come from fruits grown on trees where you pray for a child and nobody is genetically 'related' to each other; they think the way we do it in 'our' world is Fucking Weird) and you know what. it would be objectively way funnier/better if we all incorporated this into humanformers AUs for idw actually. they're humans but they still have hotspots. the hotspots are now trees where you ask for a baby and sometimes you get one (the baby is a fruit).

[koolades-world]

can i request MC randomly staring at them, and when questioned abt it, MC responds with something similar to “sorry you’re just so pretty” or maybe “do you know how pretty you are?”, or anything else like that with satan, solomon, barbatos, and lucifer?

side note completely unrelated to the headcanon: if i was sent to hell to hang out with the most beautiful men in existence, i don’t think i would be able to stop staring. you know? and i think they need some more compliments and praise. luci, that poor old man working and trying to keep the boys out of trouble 24/7. i don’t think i even need to explain mr. barbs, bro lives, eats, and breathes his job. AND BOTH OF THEM STILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL DOING IT. my excuse for adding solomon and satan is just that they’re pretty and they need to know it. i am just yapping at this point but if i was MC i would probably start with mammon and levi. it has probably been centuries since mammon has heard anything positive said about him and levi is just literally the epitome of insecurity. OOH and maybe even prioritize asmo while we’re at it, someone has got to tell him that his looks are not his only lovable trait 😭😭idk, am i allowed to ask for your opinions on silly questions outside of the headcanon request?

hello!! it's totally fine to ask my opinion on non-headcanons requests <3 it's so fun just getting to rave about things like that and it's always great to get the creative juices flowing haha. if you and other readers ever want to do this, feel so free!! i'd love to chat with you guys about the reason we are all gathered here today haha

you are so right anon. you are so incredibly based because omgod what the hell how are you all Adonis????? if I got teleported suddenly to the Devildom like that, I think I might pass out because hello??? I don’t think I’ve ever been in a room with so many gorgeous people? how are they so effortlessly attractive 😭 all of them need positive reinforcement and i think we would all jump at the chance to be their cheerleaders haha. knowing me, I would try to call them pretty and stumble over ever single word in the process, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

cute request btw!!

enjoy <3

Mc calls Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos and Solomon pretty

Lucifer

he was probably working but you somehow managed to get him to take a rare break

you’d brewed him his favorite; hell coffee. the smell plus youe big puppy dog eyes did the trick

he kind of expected you to want to chat, but to his surprise, the two of you sat mostly in silence

when he asked what the matter was, since you loved to talk during his breaks, the last thing he expected was for you to call him pretty

he blinks a couple times and stares at you back

he couldn’t get many words out, but he did manage to say thank you

as he sips his oh so bitter coffee, he couldn’t help but smile and wonder how he got so lucky

Satan

he probably acted like he expected it and responded smoothly while behind that put together, suave expression was a overthinking mess haha

the cafe you were at was busy, so the two of you were patiently waiting for your drinks

he was telling you all about the book he’d finished reading this morning, but you weren’t engaging with him like you usually do, so he asked if something was wrong

when you told him you were distracted by how pretty he was and how his excitement only made him even more attractive, he knew the perfect counter

despite that well timed and ready compliment back, he still found himself thinking about and getting bashful over your words

thankfully for him, your drinks finally arrived and the conversation took a different turn

but he won’t stop thinking about what you said

Barbatos

he doesn't notice you spacing out at first

he's in the middle of cooking dinner, and is currently refusing to let you help because you're his guest

in the middle of multitasking, he finally notices your eyes on him

he didn't stop working but he called out to you, asking if something was wrong

after you told him you were just admiring his beauty, he thinks about your words but continues to work

your words and unfaltering gaze actually managed to fluster him

congratulations :) you’ve done the impossible

Solomon

he thinks you’re joking at first actually

being silly and poking fun playfully is just so very him and he was probably in the middle of doing just so

maybe the two of you were attempting to do some homework or just lounging around together

you said that he was pretty so suddenly that he didn’t really register what you’d said so when he treats it as a joke, you repeat yourself

now you’ve got his attention and he makes you repeat it one final time

he calls you a cutie, or something along those lines and continues his fun banter, but you notice his lingering, adorable grin

it’s moments like this that make you realize you should tell him just how pretty everything about him was

[liannelara-dracula]

Hiiii adminnnnnn! Can i please get headcanons of the diaboys when they are turned on by their s/o in the middle of a dinner with important people?

Hi Love,

YES! I am sorry about the wait but this is a great ask! omg I can just picture this. They literally deserve it. I tried to use pics/gifs where they look like pervs lmao. but I couldn't find it for some of them.

-Liannelara

The Diaboys Turned On During a Formal Dinner (Hcs)

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Warning: nsfw

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Sakamaki

Shu:

Okay, he never opens his eyes--until today, or at least, this moment.

You got him right where you wanted him.

He had been acting like an ass all day and you figured it was time for some payback.

Getting him hard when he couldn't actually do anything.

The best revenge.

It started with your hand on his thigh and he kept his eyes closed, even if you tugged at his belt.

He only opened one eye because he wondered where this was going.

You officially had his attention once you grabbed him tho.

He opened his eyes, not in shock, of course, he couldn't give himself away but he was definitely not his relaxed self.

And Reiji took notice of this considering he knew how his brother would typically behave. Overall, Reiji knew something was up.

Shu needed a plan to get laid, and soon.

He wasn't ashamed though, he was amused at your action and wondered if he'd get caught by one of his other brothers.

His voice doesn't give it away either.

Acts exactly the way he always does.

At some point, he'd become relaxed if you continued your fun, but would definitely make you pay for it later.

Reiji:

Oh my lil rei.

Was not expecting you to be playful at a time like this.

However, Reiji was forgetting that you both apparently ended your passionate kissing to go to this event.

So naturally his lover wanted to finish, he promised they would resume but it had already been over an hour that you had been at this event.

You also found it fun to tease especially when he is making conversation or making an announcement. Just hearing him with a sudden pause or change of tone makes you smirk.

At first, your hands rested on his knee but then traveled up.

"Stop this." He'd mutter close to your ear.

You'd smile playfully, "Stop what?" playing innocently before he grabbed your hand to remove it from his crotch.

Reiji would give you a stern look even though he was aroused. "We have guests, dear. We shall resume this later."

Hearing this you'd keep your hands to yourself to make him think nothing would happen and only have your hand on top of his which rested on his thigh. You kept it like this for a while, even as he explained. Until you found another opportunity.

As Reiji was speaking to a nobleman across the table from him, you glided your hand up his thigh and then up to his belt.

Despite the fact he could sense this he wouldn't stop you because he didn't want anyone to know what was happening.

Depending on how much you bother him he might be able to contain himself until the dinner is over, but if it's a full moon he would find a way to get you both out of there because he can't take it.

He'd scold you on the way to the room but as soon as he closes the door, his hands and mouth are all over your body and his belt has never come off faster.

Laito:

Ohhh this is not the first time he’s been turned on here.

But you turning him on that was different usually you didn’t have to do anything for him to be aroused.

But you wanted to have the fun in surprising him this time.

Was trying so hard not to scream in the middle of the dining room.

His face would flush but not cause he’s embarrassed he just feels that good 😂.

He’d be conversing while your leg continued to brush his from across the table.

This made him somewhat distracted yet he was able to remain calm . . . for a while.

Once you made the excuse of dropping your fork and looking for it, you found the opportunity in playing with Laito a bit more.

To which he stifled a moan while drinking some wine.

He didn’t expect your hands to be all over him and unzipping him.

Of course, you decided to have his pleasure end when you came back up to retrieve your fork.

For the rest of the time you gave him little to no attention except for your leg rubbing against his or your sensual eye contact.

Sometimes your heel even pressed onto his crotch just to remind him that this wasn't over.

He was very much unable to contain himself as he practically tried to grind against your heel.

His brothers may point out he’s flustered to which he’d just say, “Is it getting hot in here?” 😂

Kanato:

He knows his partner is one for surprises but not in public.

That’s what particularly caught his interest this time. Now surely he had to be aroused, I mean it was unexpected and down right amusing to say the least.

He had no idea of this desire of yours and surely he’d use it to his advantage in some way.

Kanato wasn’t alarmed he was just amused that he was getting action while his brothers weren’t.

He’d enjoy your hand stroking him a few times but wanted you to have more access so he’d just unzip his pants and guide you to him.

Despite your hesitation he urged you on with a look and lean in and whispered in your ear, "Finish it."

You'd whisper softly, "I can’t . . . Kanato, people are watching."

He'd reply, "Pretend you dropped something." His hand swiftly removing your clip from your hair and under the table before anyone noticed. This allows you to make an excuse.

I could also see it that if you start something like this, he won't hesitate to touch you either. Especially if you are too shy to continue.

Now while he knows he has composure with guests he knows you don't.

You'd try your hardest to not relax yourself and rest the back of your head on the seat like you're about to moan. He knows it won't be long till you will excuse yourself and he will follow to finish what you started.

Once he is in a room with you he will tease you to no end.

“I wouldn’t have even guessed you’d be so good with your hands.” He’d smirk, leaving kisses on your neck.

You’d blush, “Stop it.”

“Let alone that you have such desires, but I can give my princess more than what she’s asking.” He’d grin, lifting your chin, kissing you passionately.

Ayato:

Bro was turned on because of your dress showing off your boobs.

And he wasn’t ready for you to look that gorgeous

Like he just wasn’t ready

He legit was staring at your boobs the entire dinner time.

He would verbally tell you that you’re hot tho.

To which Reiji will tell him to have that conversation with you later.

You couldn’t help and be amused and felt the need to tease Ayato.

You’d literally be sitting across from him and put your arms closer together just for your boobs to be squish together, getting him to be aroused.

He’d literally mouthed to you from across the table to knock it off.

But why would you? This boy needs to be put in place.

You of course continued to tease by leaning over to pass the salt and so much more.

Through the middle of dinner he almost couldn’t take it. Until he grabbed you by the arm and took you to his room.

“Do you not realize how hot you are?” He’d say to you.

Subaru:

You felt the need to embarrass him.

I mean it’s always fun to see that on him since he tries so hard not to blush.

But you are his weakness

You looked really pretty in the dress that you were wearing and that was practically all he could say.

Aside from the constant stares he gave you when you’d pass the salt to someone, drink something, or even eat.

He’d stare at your lips constantly and just get so lost looking at you.

You’d notice this and put a hand on his back which made him surprised.

This led you to smile a bit. Of course, you couldn’t stop here.

You rubbed circles into his back in a taunting way causing his face to flush.

And surely enough one of his brothers, that being Laito, needed to point this out.

“Oh brother you look flustered.”

“Shut up, I’m not!”

To make matters worse you moved your hand away and placed it on his thigh.

“You can deny all you want brother but your face won’t. You must be thinking about your girl too much.”

“I said shut up, you perv!”

Reiji would have them calm down and dinner would resume.

But you’d still be playing with him, by constantly rubbing his thigh.

If you touch his crotch he’s done for.

He’d groan and look at you upset only to grab your hand and head out of the dining room.

Kino:

Oh, this boy can't contain himself for long.

It started with the fact that he told you that you looked hot and you decided to get him.

He kept eyeing your chest and put his hand on your shoulder if he could.

With all of this, you decided to have your fun with Kino and take teasing to the next level.

At first, you taunted him by glancing at him and having your leg constantly play with his. And at any time he tried to ask you about it, you'd play dumb.

Or all the times your hands brushed against him.

He was trying his best to act calm during the dinner. But gradually he couldn't help himself.

He's better than Ayato when it comes to containing his feelings.

But as soon as your hand was on his crotch he was completely done for.

Tried to cover up his moans and grunts by clearing his throat or cough which seemed to convince most.

He whispers to you to cut it out.

"Y/n, I swear. This isn't the time, we can do this later."

"Kino, it's just a game, relax. You did it to me last time."

It then dawned on him that this was payback.

And it was at this moment he knew . . . he fucked up. xDD

He'd try to stay throughout the whole dinner, occasionally moving your hand. But the minute you played with his zipper he lost it.

He shot up in his seat and pulled you by the hand to leave from the table, saying that you and him needed to head out.

Afterwards, he wasn't going to let you live it down.

Mukami

Ruki:

Didn't say a word the entire time.

No matter what you did he acted no different. You honestly thought that you had no effect on him.

Still you were determined to get some reaction out of him.

You kept eye contact frequently with him throughout dinner but he pretended like nothing was going on. He kept a straight face the entire time.

At first your hand was intertwined with his but then you got the idea to tease him and placed your hand on his thigh but it didn't seem to phase him.

You moved your hand up further to tease him, even down to putting your hand directly on his crotch and tease him. Rather than pushing you away he just stood there. turned on of course, and let you do whatever. You almost lost interest seeing he was giving you no attention.

Usually, he'd say something by now or give you a look but he just kept acting like you were behaving properly at the dinner table.

Seeing that your advances didn't seem to phase, although deep down he was highly amused and intrigued, you gave up and intertwined your hands with his again acting as if nothing happened since Ruki left you to be bored. He talked with others during dinner so normally, and ignored all your actions.

When the dinner was over and everyone said their goodbyes you headed upstairs with him to get changed. You look at yourself in the vanity mirror, taking the pins out of your hair and removing your necklace as you heard Ruki lock the door.

You paid no attention to him and started to unzip your dress causally. "Did you really think I'd let you get away with tonight?" He'd say, startling you.

"Huh? Ahh!" You'd yelp as you felt a pair of hands grab a hold of your hips harshly feeling his erection graze your bottom before forcing you down to have you bent over the vanity.

"It's my turn now." He'd smirk, slipping your dress off your body to have it touch the floor.

Kou:

Wasn't expecting to be turned on.

But he's not opposed to it at all.

He's just a little upset at your timing because he couldn't find an excuse to just get up and leave. I mean his brothers might question what's going on.

At first he that you were just being clingy and handsy and didn't pay much attention to it.

He was used to you having your hand on his thigh and all that.

But your hands started to wonder near his crotch so that led him to adjust himself in seat a couple times. To which got him to be turned on even though he was trying to not make it a big deal.

Then it finally got to the point where you were really teasing him by openlying place your hand there when he was hard. He smiled and bit his lip since he didn't want to disappoint but put your hand down to say, "Kitten, I know you wanna have fun but we're kinda busy. I promise I'm all yours later." He'd wink.

Which rest assured he did keep his promise later.

However, if he was feeling really needy he would make an excuse to use the bathroom. And later on you made the same excuse so that you two could be alone together.

Yuma:

You both had been arguing about something before you too came to dinner. He was mad at you and you were really mad at him.

He was trying to place his hand on your thigh to get your attention and you kept moving his hand away. It resulted with you swatting his hand a few times under the table because you were so annoyed. In fact you were trying to grab a hold of his hand to stop him.

Even tho your hand is so much smaller

"Quit it, Yuma I--" Through trying to grab his hand but without looking at him you ended up grabbing something else. This quickly got his mood to change and be a teasing shit as he knew you didn't mean for that to happen. Your face changed to an expression of shock as you retracted your hand instantly leading him to smirk.

"Thought you were mad?" He'd taunt

"I am." You'd say annoyed, still not looking at him.

"Don't seem like it." He'd tease, eyeing you down.

"Shut up." You'd huff only for him to leave you be.

You were really mad still and then thought about leaving him sexually frusterated at this dinner party. So, once he had gotten comfortable you placed your hand on his thigh giving it a harsh squeeze before you worked your magic stroking his crotch till he was hard. He hid his grunts pretty well and knew not to make a scene since he was in front of others. However, once you noticed that he seemed to be wanting more, you pulled away. "You don't deserve the rest." You'd say glaring at him but he just acted cool and waited till you got home.

You were going to head to the bathroom to shower but he pulled you back by your waist, “So, I don’t deserve it but you still grabbed me.” He’d smirk, making you roll your eyes as you said, “I did that so you’d be sexually frustrated.”

“Oh my god, you’re still mad about me getting mud on you?!” He’d argue to which you’d answer “You were mad at me too!”

“Yeah, you let the birds eat the fruit!” Yuma would point out.

“They were hungry, they deserve to eat!” You’d responded.

"Yeah, and I'm hard, I gotta eat too." He'd smirk, clutching your ass.

Azusa:

The calmest one of them all.

Azusa has a harder time registering what was going on at first.

He wouldn’t even mind giving everyone a show.

Like once he gets caught up in him there is like no stopping him.

It was a very boring dinner and Azusa was pretty quiet, and he was dressed rather nice.

Now what really made you want to tease him was because he said that you were pretty and smelled really nice.

You knew it had been a little while since you two had some fun and you figured it would be the time.

Plus, seeing how sneeky Azusa is you two would be able to get away with this.

It didn't take much to start him, he was a little surprised that your hand was on his crotch but at first he thought you had no idea. That is until you start to stroke him there, rather than looking uneasy he was just smiling.

"We shouldn't . . . do it here . . . let's go upstairs."

Tsukinami

Carla:

Carla hadn't been paying much attention to you lately, mostly because he was busy being King of the Founders and new errands just kept popping up.

And because of his neglect, you figured the best way to get his attention was through a gathering.

And tonight would be the night where you could very much get his attention since you knew Carla was weak when it came to unexpected attention.

He'd sit at the dinner table casually, Shin being a few seats away from him, along with other nobles whilst you sat next to Carla.

He was acting pretty quiet among the nobles that continued to chit-chat and rather relaxed considering he was sitting down and partaking.

But, this quickly ended when he felt your hand on his thigh, causing him to flinch slightly since it was so unexpected.

Knowing you were getting a kick out of his reaction, he'd remind, "Not here."

But you persisted, your hand going from his thigh to his crotch this time, causing him to jolt in his seat, practically catching the attention of everyone at the table.

It was so bad that even Shin noticed.

"Brother, you seem tense."

"What? The king? Tense? Nonsense."

As much as he wanted to leave, he couldn't because he was the king--it would be beyond informal and rude to do so, and your teasing was only getting worse--it getting to the point that he practically couldn't hold back a groan.

So, since he couldn't leave casually, he instead used his powers to make something on the table catch on fire so guests would leave, Shin included.

You were startled by the fire yourself and tried to get up, but his hand took hold of your wrist, forcing you to sit back down next to him, a single gesture of his hand closing all the doors of the dining room and locking them, leaving only the two of you inside as he extinguished the fire on the table.

Not understanding what he was doing, you questioned, "Carla, what are you-,"

"Now that you've had your fun, I can have mine." He'd say, slamming you against the table's surface, lifting up your dress and undoing his belt all too quickly.

Shin:

Luckily no one could tell what you were up to see the dining room armchairs and the proximity of the table to your body gave you plenty of privacy. Although Carla sensed you two were up to something.

Unlike his brother he is not ashamed he's really amused. And he's pretty good at keeping it under wraps and would only want you to go further. Wouldn't give a damn if anyone saw either.

Your hand was on his knee before dragging it further to rest on his belt. Seeing he gave no reaction, you played with the buckle, tugging at it with your fingers and pretending to unlatch it, while studying his actions. He was turned on but you didn't stop there, you moved your hand down to feel his growing erection. Shin bit his lip at this, now he was surely going to get you back especially since you kept going.

Out of nowhere, you felt his hand slide under your dress and trailing up your thigh.

"I think it's only fair I return the favor, love." He'd whisper, playing with your clothed crotch. You came at a halt at pleasuring him as this was becoming too much. He was amused at your attempt to remain calm while your legs were trembling. Not wanting to get caught, you tried to pry his hand off while adjusting in your seat. Seeing how sensitive you were he took the opportunity to humiliate you even more by slipping a finger inside you. This made you jolt in your seat and have your knee hit the table by accident.

You felt so embarrassed while Shin had the biggest smirk on his face ever. Carla, then stepped in, "Brother, Y/n, seems unwell. You should take her home to have her rest." Carla would say leading you to have an excuse to leave. He's gonna kill him later.

Once you two were home, he'd chuckle thinking of how you reacted. "This isn't funny." You'd glare, feeling so humiliated as you walking upstairs to your room.

"Oh c'mon, love, relax. It's not like they knew the reason."

"I'm sure they can imagine, thanks to you."

"Yes, well you are quiet sensitve." He'd grin before bursting into laughter as you tried to hit him but he grabbed a hold of your wrist.

He grinned before pinning you down on the bed and crawling on top of you, “Now I’d like to see you get even more sensitive.”

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[jxckchxmpi0n]

Jack champion x fem reader and he plays spiderman and reader is mj?

I'm going to make this into some headcanons

hope you enjoy <3

Being Ethan's mj headcanons

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update : I just now realized that after posting this what you were asking I will 10000% rewrite this as its supposed to be!! I'm so sorry I hope this is okay for the time being! idk why it took so long for my brain to realize what you were actually asking for :(((((

Happy New Year babes!!!! I hope you all had a great new year's and were safe! I'm so excited for this new year and to grow my account. I am going back to school next week, so the requests are going to come out slowly, but I am writing them. I will try to post once or twice a week but I no promises <;3 I love you all so much and thank you so much for your support it really means so much to me.

You didn't know who Ethan was before your junior year in high school. both of you got paired up for a science project and ended up hitting it off and became close friends.

Chad would try to get Ethan to ask you out, he would be sad for weeks after you both finished the project, unable to see each other after classes had changed.

After a fight with some jock, you saw him hanging outside trying to clean up the cuts on his face, you would end up helping him and get to talking.

"Listen Ethan I actually wanted to ask you if you wanted to go out sometime." he would just stare at you in disbelieve, he'd be smiling so much the cut on his cheekbone started to bleed again.

From there on it was official you were in a relationship with him, he would always meet you up after school take the long way home just so he could be with you longer.

After a few months there was a change in how he was acting, you also noticed something different about him but couldn't put your hand on it.

This weekend it was longer due to some holiday and you, and Ethan had planned to spend the entire weekend together watching Star Wars and building Legos, but Ethan's mind had been so wrapped up in his new actives that he forgot.

Crawling through his window he heard his aunt talking, but he also heard another voice, and it was yours. His heart beating faster, just hearing your voice has that effect on him.

But thinking about your voice distracted him from realizing you were walking to his room, once he saw the door handle move panic set in.

Quickly he fell from the ceiling and grabbed a blanket but tripped himself in the process. "Ethan? when did you get home?" and before you both knew it you were holding the blanket while he shot up holding a hand to your month to stop you from yelling.

"Please, don't say anything! My aunt doesn't know yet you can't tell anyone!" his voice was harsh yet soft and scared. He was scared with how you were going to act.

"You're fucking spiderman! Holy shit! Holy Shit" you dropped the blanket and jumped into his arms. he stood there for a second confused, he eventually gave in wrapping his arms around you. feeling the warmth of your body against his. He felt safe with you.

"You have to tell me everything! and oh my god I have so many questions! but also you idiot!" you slapped him aside the head laughing but also giggling at the fact that your boyfriend is spiderman.

From there on you would help him fix his suit if he ever needed it or cover for him if a lie came back to haunt him.

Some nights he'd come to your window sharing all the details about some sandwich robbery he stopped.

There would be times where it's hard to be with Ethan, you sometimes thought he loved being spiderman than being with you. His actions spoke more than words could at times.

Bailing on date nights, sometimes right in the middle of your date. You love him and love seeing how much joy he gets out of helping others, but it also takes a toll on your relationship.

After an argument about how you felt he bailed out on you not wanting to say something he'd regret.

Things just got harder from there, you both agreed that you'd be better off apart, but you both lied to yourself.

Ethan thought it was better only to keep you safe from the criminals, and you thought it was all stupid. Knowing spiderman is who he is but he's also Ethan Landry the love of your life.

Soon things would take a turn for the worst as one of his enemies found out your importance to spiderman. Kidnapping you and using you as a pawn to trap him.

Ethan's heart would break seeing you in so much pain, even after trying to leave you to keep you save it did nothing. there you sat in front of him after he fought the villain. He didn't know what to do.

Both of you scrapped and bloodily up all you want to do is be in his arms. And just like before he stood shocked for a moment feeling your body against his.

It felt so right, wrapping his arms around your body he held you tight, tighter than he ever has. "I'm so sorry y/n please I'm so sorry i love you" he tucked his head into your neck, the faint smell of your perfume filled his nose.

"Don't ever leave me ever again! I'm being serious" you hugged him as tight as he did to you. "And I love you too."

[anticanonsposts]

maybe konig with reader who has general anxiety disorder? like calming them down when they get worked up and reassuring them?

sorry if you're uncomfortable writing about this, no pressure💞💞

good lord this has been in my inbox for a minute, I am so sorry it took so long!!!!!! but i hope you like it <3

cw: talk about anxiety, bodily symptoms, reader is chubby <3, slight angst, i think thats it, completely sfw

wc: 1, 082

overall headcanons then a little oneshot after

whenever you're anxious...

he��s really good at picking up on this kind of behavior

he can tell when you are really nervous

and in general I think he is really good at picking up on your mood and emotions already

since he also has anxiety I think he would be especially good at keeping tabs on yours 

in public he would literally just give you his left hand and let it go limp, letting you do whatever you wanted to it/with it 

i like to think he would also gently press down on the middle of your back or a shoulder in an attempt to get you to stop tensing up 

he loves how understanding you are of his anxieties so he wants nothing more than to return that back to you

Anxiously, you sat at your desk, trying to distract yourself with your work in front of you. Fortunately your boss had a long list of things for you to do today. You needed something to distract you because last night you and your roommates got into a huge fight. You lived with three other people and last night some drama had gone down, so your anxiety was as high as ever. You had always tried to keep everyone happy, talk about issues when needed, and to be mature about problems. But unfortunately not all of your roommates shared your desire for peace or maturity level. So misunderstanding after miscommunication after another happened, and now you were stuck sitting with so much emotion, your nerves felt like they were on fire. You kept feeling drops in your stomach each time your phone buzzed. The fight had started over text and then escalated to the four of you speaking to each other. Then this morning there was so much tension in the house and everything felt so awkward. Because of some stuff in your past, instability in the home has always made you very nervous and upset. It was your one safe space that was now being threatened. But now everyone seemed to be mad at everyone else and you were trying to pick up the pieces. Once again getting lost in your thoughts, your body jolted again as your phone buzzed. But this time it was a text from your boyfriend König. You had sort of told him what was going on the night before, but you didn’t go into very much detail. However, he knew something was definitely off, in the way you were texting, he could tell that you were not feeling the best. His text was simply asking you how you were feeling. You respond with a quick ‘I’m fine!’ but he sees right through this, and before you know it your phone is buzzing with his picture displayed. Picking up the call, before you can say anything he asks,

“You’re finished working soon ja? I’ll be outside waiting ok?” 

“Thank you König” you reply before you both hang up. 

You were thankful that he never pushed you to give details too fast. Your anxiety was a pretty prominent part of your personality and could be a lot to handle sometimes. But König was very patient with you, always giving you reassurance when you needed it, listening to you talking through your issues while still knowing when to cut you off. He is getting better and better at gauging when you are done ranting and just getting into an obsessive never ending loop of worry. So he usually tries to avert your attention to something else and distract you. 

Finally your shift is over and you head outside and see König parked along the street. As soon as he sees you he gets out of the driver's seat to open the passenger side for you.  

Before you could even say anything, he says, “Do you wanna go to Culvers?” (I’m from the midwest). 

“Yes please.” you reply, giving him a small smile, sliding your left hand into his right.  

The drive there didn’t take very long but König didn’t once ask you about how you were feeling or what had been going on. He instead asked you what he should get since he isn’t as familiar with the delicacy that is midwestern fast food. 

Once you are there, you go inside, receiving the normal amount of stares you two normally do. You being a drop dead gorgeous chubby girl and him being, well, tall. After you two order, get your food, and find a semi-secluded booth he lets you dig in and get a few bites of food in.

“Ok, you’re fed liebling, so, spill. What happened?” he asks, moving his head slightly so his eyes could meet yours. 

Swallowing the bite of food in your mouth, you took a deep breath and told him. Told him how the fight started, what it was about, how you were feeling, how your thoughts were driving you completely insane and that you were drowning in overthinking. That your stomach had hurt all day because of it, and even while you were explaining everything to him, your heartbeat was racing and your breathing became uneven. 

Noticing this, he reached his arm across the table and started rubbing small circles on the inside of your wrist. Taking another deep breath you leaned back in your booth seat. Feeling a lot better that you were able to rant to König, knowing that given his issues with anxiety, that he was never going to judge you. He understood exactly how you felt, and it always hurt his heart to know that you also had issues with anxiety. He never wanted you to feel that pain, so he always made sure to be a listening ear whenever you felt like this. 

“Thank you König” you say, pulling your wrist back so that you are fiddling with his fingers. 

“Of course y/n, its my job.” he responds, softly.

The two of you finish your food, and König drives you to your apartment. After asking him to spend the night, he more than happily agrees. The rest of the night is spent still worrying about your roommates, but finally once everyone is home. You all have a talk in the living room. And König is there, waiting for you in your room when you are done. Drama taken care of, supportive partner, and mind at ease, you finally rest your tired body and mind, cuddled up next to König.

teehee hope you liked it, i have a couple more requests in my inbox that will be out soon! in the meantime if anyone wants anything else, don't be afraid to ask :)

[thetopichot]

•°♧ Alphonse Fluff Alphabet ♧°•

1/7 of them sexy bitches. I will feel like I won the World Cup after I finished all of them. Another thing, I will be using my fluff alphabet & doing all of the boys in alphabet order because I'm doing a fluff alphabet. Huh, huh? I'm funny. Anyway, enjoy.

CW: Suggestive

A = Abundance Of Love (Are they a loud lover that loves to express their love in many ways or are they a quiet lover that loves those quiet intimate moments?)

Honestly? Loud lover. Bro is in fact in love with you & he's just happy to be with you & plus I don't really see him as a quiet lover. Alphonse is just a lover boy, in my opinion. Loving on ya whenever, wherever he gets the chance. You make him happy & he's absolutely willing to show you that love 10 fold.

B = Brave (Were they the first to confess? If so, how did the confession go?)

You would think that he would be first due to his boldness, but actually, no, he's not. If you guys remember once upon a time, you actually asked him out & you actually were the first to show all this love. He was surprisingly very flustered & worried since he's scared of commitment. Bro, he just wants someone to love him for him without using him for their own pleasure & you shall do nicely since you are just happy to be here.

C = Control (Do they take the wheel of the relationship or do they let someone else do the driving?)

He kind of flips flops between the two although most of the time, he's the boldest motherfucker alive. However, when is the script flipped onto him? Bro is switching up fast. He let you do whatever ya want.

D = Dreamboat (What do they find attractive in their partner(s)?)

He loves how goddamn cute you are. To your nose scrunching smile to your ass, probably. He enjoys every part of you to the point where he can't even choose where or what is best. All of his answers are gonna be the same. The most attractive thing about you is you.

E = Empathetic (If their partner(s) was in a not so good mood, how would they cheer them up?)

He got that snack man rizz. He's gonna give you all of the snacks that you need & words of affirmations but mostly snacks, though. He would cuddle you & just try to distract you from whatever you're thinking about, like a story we made up on the spot. You have always been there for him, so it's time for him to return the favor.

F = Forgiving (If they had a fight with their partner(s), how would they apologize? Or would they be petty about it?)

Like before, he's got that snack giving rizz. He would definitely be the one that apologizes first. He would be knocking on the bedroom door with snacks in his hands with a letter that says, "I'm sorry." I can absolutely imagine him with this awkward smile with just a teddy bear & some candy in his hands going like "Heyyy, boo. 😅" I don't know why I just can feel it in my bones.

G = General (Random Fluff Headcanon)

I'm looking at this man. I know he snores loud. I don't know why I think that, but I just know by looking at him.

H = Home (How would they feel living with their partner(s)?)

Honestly, hell yeah. He would enjoy living with you. If he can wake up every morning with a cute thing like you by his side? He would absolutely love it.

I = Idealistic (What's their personal preference in a special someone?)

I feel like he wants someone who lets him be his true self. He's been used as a boytoy, but he genuinely wants to be loved. If someone can love him for his flaws, look past his past, & treat him like a decent human being? That's enough for him.

J = Jealousy (Do they get protective of their partner(s) when someone flirts with them?)

Oh, absolutely. I don't think he would get the jealous kind of protective but more like the "I'll whoop yo ass if you dare lay single finger on my boo" kind of protective. He will in fact whoop their ass if anyone dared to fuck with you.

K = Key To The Heart (What is something that will make them fall in love instantly?)

Let him be a dork. You just letting him be him & not hate him for it? Makes his heart all the flutter.

L = Luxurious (Do they spoil their partner(s) rotten? If they do, how do they spoil them?)

Oh, you bet your bottom fucking dollar he does. How he does it, I would say, is through gifts such as these boxes of fancy chocolates that have different kinds of filling or some international candy that can't really find anywhere. Bro's love language is through sweets. You know what they say. A way to a person's heart is through the stomach.

M = Marriage (How would they feel about getting married?)

Now, this is where things get serious. He mentioned in an audio where he is scared of commitment & you best believe he is scared of marriage. As much as he loves you, he's a bit worried about being married. What if he's not a good husband? However, you do reassure him that he's perfect the way he is & that if he didn't want to get married, it's fine. You guys can take it slow until he's comfortable enough. (Spoiler Alert: he has a change of heart & ya'll get married, yippie!!)

N = Nobility (How honest are they to their partner(s)? Do they hide anything?)

I believe he's completely honest & barely hides anything from his boo. Bro spilled all about himself the first time you met him. He tells you these things as a way of saying, "If you don't feel comfortable enough with my flaws, you can back out anytime." Thing is: ya don't. You love him regardless of who he was or his flaws. You love him for him & that's genuinely enough for you. With that, he trusts you enough to be openly honest.

O = Overwhelmed (If they were in a not so good mood, how can their partner(s) help them out?)

You can always reassure him. If something has gone wrong, you always reassure him that everything is going to be alright & that you're not going anywhere. You can also let him rant about his feelings & just listen to him. That makes him feel a whole lot better to get things off his chest.

P = Passionate (What is something to them that means a lot to them that only their partner(s) knows about it?)

Candy. This man is quite passionate about the Laffy taffy business. I think everyone knows about it, but you especially see something more. He fucking loves it & he's happy to talk about it with you. Willy Wonka having ass.

Q = Quirky (Something silly that they do.)

I'm looking at this man & my brain is trying to brain. So, I feel like he would just pop some food in his mouth without knowing what it is or legit pausing to think. Then 5 minutes later, he's fucking panicking because it's so fucking spicy but he was too hungry to think like at all so he's like "FUCK WHY DID I DO THAT WHY WHY".

R = Romantic (What is their love language?)

His love language would probably be gifts & physical touch. Heavy on the physical touch. He's just likes to hold you from the back when you're cooking or just cuddling you in the bed is great. Ya’ll just comfy & he just has you in his arms.

S = Sublime (What is the best gift that their partner(s) can give them?)

Honestly, he doesn't really want any fancy gifts. You just being here is enough as a gift, but if you really want to know.. you can make some of those delicious baked goodies or some of your goodies. 😳

T = Touching (How do they feel about PDA?)

He was very nervous about PDA since the town saw him as a pretty skeptical guy & he really doesn't want to drag into that shit but eventually, over time, he doesn't really give a shit what they think of him. He's fucking happy with you & he is willing to show that love regardless who's watching.

U = Undeniable (Did everyone know about their crush on their partner(s)?)

The question is, WHO WOULD KNOW??? By the time that people know Alphonse likes you, is when you guys are already together. Like?? That man doesn't make it obvious at the beginning.

V = Visionary (What do they want their future to look like with their partner(s)?)

He really wants to just be with you. Maybe just grow old as you guys both work in the candy shop & you both can be that sweet old couple that really likes candy so much. He wants to spend his life with you & while you guys probably slow dance in the shop. There is nothing more that he wants but just to be with you & run his shop together.

W = Wacky (General Fluff Headcanon. Again.)

Alphonse would absolutely enjoy seeing you in his sweater. It's big on ya, but that's the point‼️‼️ The bigger the sweater, the more comfy it is. I would know from buying big ass sweaters. We hiding our hands in long ass sleeves in this joint‼️

X = Xaroncharoo (Yes, that's a word. Look it up. In a domestic sense, what are they exceptional at in the home?)

I would say cooking, probably. He cooks with you all the time, so why wouldn't he? Plus I know you like to watch him cook. 😏 Like his forearms are exposed & he's fucking struggling to mix bowl because the batter is goddamn thick like how the fuck did it get like that what did you do Alphonse.

Y = Yearning (If their partner(s) went out to get something without them/went off to work, how would they feel about it?)

He would feel a little sad that you would go get something without him. He feels lonely without you. If you went off to work, that's kinda different story. You have to go to work to make that monehhhh. Although, he would get lonely without you here. When you come back, though, he probably prepares some snacks or maybe some sweet treats if he is luckily, didn't burn down the kitchen.

Z = Zonked (How do they cuddle?)

That tall mf is definitely the big spoon. Bro is 6'2. He would do the classic hug from behind cuddle, or maybe you laying on his boobs cuddle. The titties are the best pillow around.

☆ミ Author's Notes Underneath 👇 ☆ミ

🩷 - Sorry, this shit so long to make. I was actually hoping to get this out on his birthday, but shit kinda happened. Also, I'm sorry if this isn't really good, I'm still working on how to write other characters. Maybe eventually it might be better & make a remake of it, which, like HELL , is gonna be anytime soon. The reason why this is late is because my mom is in the hospital rn. It's actually for a good reason! I'm getting another sibling, so I have been taking care of my sister during the time being. My grandma is also helping out since I can't really take care of my sister all by myself.

Anyway, thank you guys for being so patient & please enjoy this.

[madstronaut]

WIP WRITES RIGHTS NOW! I SAID WIP WRITES RIGHTS NOW

blahblahmaster rant list link blahblah dont look at me

PSA when you only just discover a moot is a prolific writer you run to read all her writing and comment in excruciating detail cc: @gemmahale

blorbo x named oc fans, this one’s for you (it’s me, im talking about me)

please see below a random and incomprehensive ramblelist of my stream of consciousness as I sampled from gemma's works:

Feylands WIP

I find the content warning tags extremely titillating (also I have not seen such a prolifically well organized tag list AND color coordinated to boot like gemma’s blog???? putting my outlook inbox/work docs/excel sheets to shame!!!) and I don’t even read/like fae stories (yes I never read ACOTAR and I don’t plan to anytime soon, I missed that booktok ship, most likely cos im not on the tikky tokky as the children like to say, i watch the reposts on instagram like a proper mlllenial)

Josephine’s heart pitter-pattered at the compliment, heat climbing up her cheeks as she mumbled a thanks, their eyes locking again. 

🥰🥰🥰NOT THE PITTER PATTER

my inquisitive ass is already like “what’s gary’s real name” and “hearing aid = soap b/c of all the damn bombs he blows up?” “but i headcanon gaz with freckles, maybe it’s gaz? gaz = gary?” “or maybe ghost = gary?” GEMMA GIVE US WIPS I MEAN HINTS PUT ME OUTTA MY MISERY

Call of the Wild WIP

I love the little note gemma included about this being inspired by @deadbranch (shoutout to branchy btw my beloved) - honestly floored at all the beautiful fic/headcanon/drabbles/askfills ive read that are the brainchilds birthed from love for other creators’ brainchildren

also equally floored at how many of writers here are like “this incredibly layered/moving/tender/spicy/nasty fic came to me in a dream”

also SUBVERTED TROPES SUBVERTED TROPES SUBVERTED TROPESSSSS

Kyle cleared his throat, shifting his stance. “She prefers to be called a wolf.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA GODDDD THIS WAS A ZINGER

“Please!” Kyle called back, face half covered in shaving cream.

i need fanart of this right fucking now let me, i mean shannon, sorry oops but haha..unless? finishing shaving you bby

and FUCKING ROACH IS IN THIS FIC HOLD ME BACK OR YOU *WILL* GET CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF ME TEARING APART THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE BECAUSE MY BRIEF HYPERFIXATION ON ROACH IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE FROM THIS SMALL SNIPPET AND IN THIS 500 PG DISSERTATION I WILL-

also THAT PROLOGUE APPETIZER SLAYED ME

“The way I see it, you’re fucked either way. You don’t make it out of here, you’re fucked. You become mine, you’re fucked - but in the good way.”

this + the mention of bulge + damp cheek definitely brought a visceral IRL memory for me (affectionate/horny)

also sidenote: it’s the little things that matter and gemma i see you gurl and salute you - incorporating things like hearing aids, mentioning roach is HoH/using sign language, shannon using a shower cap for her curly hair - 😘👌

Corporal Distraction WIP

holy MOTHER OF FUCK THIS SHORT LITTLE EXCHANGE IS FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOT

The captain moved closer to her, gently lifting her chin up with his finger. “So you’re the bird that’s got my sergeant distracted.”

“Sir?”

“Been trying to figure out what’s got Gaz so twisted up lately. Figured it was a partner, didn’t think it was a Corporal under him.” He didn’t release her chin, now holding it between his thumb and finger. “Has good taste, at least,” he muttered, eyes shifting to the Lieutenant, who only huffed in response.

any premise that fucks with/frustrates/sleep-deprives soap has my heart 🥰

Flowers From My Love WIP

the bit where they discuss the casserole perfectly encapsulates each of the boys imho - price grunting out a response, soap eagerly asking about the food (such youngest of the group/im baby vibes), gaz picking up on the note and name/# left, ghost grumbling and ofc he fucking HAS to bring up manchester- 

and the MOODBOARD!!!! God I fucking love when writers flesh out a bit of their worldbuilding with related art, moodboards, face claims, etc etc etc i WILL lick up every crumb from the floor like a starving doggo- fun fact, one of my first interactions in cod fandom was requesting a moodboard from @the-californicationist (also shoutout to cali my beloved)

and PEPPER THE SERVICE DOG OH MY LORD PLEASE GOD IF THE 141 MEN CAN’T BE REAL LET PEPPSY BE REAL PLEASE GOD IF I HAD TO ASK FOR ONE THING FROM THIS CURSED HELLSITE-

Palace Hallways WIP

my mind blacked out at artificer soap and knight kyle and druid ghost - I also just finished a campaign with my homegroup IRL not too long ago and we’re taking a long break before the next game while our DM preps and this is making me miss playing with them ;-;

Edge Dressing WIP

KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE KATE that’s it that’s the tweet

“She did, did she?” Kate murmured, scratching at Letty’s scalp and smirking as the woman went boneless against her.

yes only natural, i too would also go boneless if laswell was scratching my scalp and giving me a massage mommy? sorry. mommy. sorry? mommy. sorry?

Embroidered Secret WIP

if someone told me a year ago when I wasn’t into regency shows/fics that reading some COD AUs - yes fucking CALL OF DUTY, the military propaganda first person shooter video game - would change my mind - well id be more shocked than if someone flashed some ankle at my victorian pearl clutching ass

also please i love every single trope listed here

141 Studios WIP

“Our sweet soft girl Samantha (plus size rep ftw!) finds her niche quickly as the resident camgirl - creating a new set of films called "Tip of The Tongue", where she (and others) commentate on the scenes being filmed in a behind the scenes way.”

fuck i would read an entire multiseries for this premise alone???

Crew scramble around to clean up the sweat and cum streaked across the couch to reset for another scene.

fun fact - i briefly interned as a PA in college and one of the producers i worked with mentioned offhand that he once rolled up to a set that was cleaning up after a porn shoot and claimed they were rolling away literal barrels of lube 👀

“You the new girl?” His voice was deep, rumbling like stones cascading down a mountain.

NEW GIRL, OLD MAN, BLUE BIRD, CLOWN WITH A BUCKET HAT, I WILL BE ANYTHING FOR YOU PS!SIMON

A Protege’s Trust WIP

The most titillating tag of all..an empty one! lol jk im just messin with ya gemmy but actually yes i don’t see any posts with this tag

Museum Muse WIP

ahem you already know my rabid thoughts on this but noticed this new post re: multiple timelines and tbh do I know what’s going on? absolutely not - do I want to dive into this museum muse multiverse regardless? absolutely yes

Brix WIP

Re: “If it’s a story about learning to be loved again after a series of devastating losses, can that story then end on another loss? (And should the epilogue soften that loss by allowing them some sort of reprieve?)”

YES! i need to be in a certain mood to read angst but GOD WHEN I AM IN THE MOOD DOES IT HIT THE SPOT/FEEL SO CATHARTIC

also re: these comments - “Also, a bit of catharsis for my shitty experience working in the orchard industry.”

“It's less of a love story and more of a healing story. It's also a bit of a middle finger to the orchard that nearly hospitalized me. 🙃 (It's healing not only for the characters lol.)”

i find these types of fics are some of the best ive read when the writers have IRL experiences bleed into their writing - just has a certain je ne sais quoi about em

also i could be knee deep in sewage sludge and if i sensed soap within a 1 mile radius i would throw myself at him, brb busy handforging a trophy for annabeth for having enough willpower to continue working while JOHN SOAP MACATAVISH WHINES ABOUT WANTING TO COP A FEEL

Squeamish Stitches WIP

✨GLITz!!!! ✨fucking love this name

“God, I’d die here a happy man,” he grumbles into your thigh as you adjust your balance. 

His hands wrap around your calves, grunting as the treads dig into his shoulders. “No, between your legs.”

Ghost interrupts. “Keep it tactical, Sergeants.”

THE FUCKING BANTER? GHOST COCKBLOCKING GAZ? FUCKIGN SCREAMINNG

Useful Girl WIP

you had me at “we gonna get nast-ay kink-ay” and also got strong “secretary” with maggie gyllenhaal + james spader vibes 

also i had to look up ‘brown bottle flu’ as i’ve never heard that term before! ✨i learn somethng new with fanfic daily✨

She felt the breeze as the door opened behind her, the whiff of cigar smoke and cologne causing her to shift in her seat and sit up straighter.

if you’ve ever smelled/heard someone before you saw them it is *quite* the experience

“It's the prickle of the mountain's oncoming storm. It's the flapping of the flag in the howling wind. It's the explosion of lightning hitting a tree, splitting it open, part charred and part living - two states diametrically opposed to each other. It's the sigh of relief when the clouds finally part and the rain pours out. It's the breath of fresh air when the storm dissipates and everything is left clean.

It's yearning so hard for something that it leaves one fundamentally changed when they achieve it.

...I really ought to make moodboards for this fic. 😅”

this was an incredible fucking paragraph to read, fucking poetry right here, also incredibly erotic? though that might just be leftover brainworms in my head from watching shogun and a scene where one of the main charas describes an orgasm as “clouds parting after rain” 

Highland Tartans WIP

She reached her hand into his wool, petting him. “He comes from a good line and all, he’s just young.”

MacTavish laughed, sliding his hands to rest on his waist. “Aye, young and dumb. I know the type.” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

PLEASE GOD GEMMA

I CANNOT CHOOSE FAVORITES BUT SPARE A THOUGHT FOR MY FREE TIME AND WORK HOURS WHEN YOU POST MORE OF THESE AND AT LEAST SPREAD THEM OUT SO I CAN KEEP MY JOB AND PAY MY BILLS INSTEAD OF GORGING ON YOUR WRITING

anyway to sum up i am fully convinced the multiverse lives inside of gemma’s brain because goddamn i am convinced once day some god-tier epic space opera multiseries is gonna spring out fully formed like athena from the gemmamind (yes I compared you to zeus, a mythical god, deal with it)

[bite-sized-devil]

♦️ and ✿ for my best boys luci and sol?

My little sunflower 🌻 of course! 💕

Character Headcanons

Lucifer:

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon:

Quirks:

He prefers the subtitles on while watching movies and tv shows. It's just practical when you live with 6 loud younger siblings.

Hates lights being left on when they aren't in use. He even reprimanded Diavolo for leaving the council room light one once. Dia never did it again after that.

Wears his glasses on one of those chains. Mammon bought one for him as a joke but Lucifer loved it so much he didn't have the heart to tell him he was making fun of him.

Hobbies:

Loves listening to his records in his spare time. As well as playing the piano

Composes music as well, he made a melody just for you. He's yet to play it for you though.

It's a secret, but he also crochets as well. He made all of his brothers beanies one year, claiming he had bought them from a human world market. Beel knows he made them but he kept it to himself.

✿ - Sex headcanon:

The man loves having your little pussy wrapped around his cock. He'll sit you on his lap while he's at his desk doing paper work at RAD. You're skirt lifted and panties pushed to the side so he can mount you on his cock. Most days he makes you sit and wait like a good girl until he's finished what he's doing, giving you occasional kisses to your neck and rubbing soothing circles on your lower back.

On days where he is particularly stressed or feeling a little needy it doesn't take him long to have you bent over his desk while he rams his length into your sweet pussy over and over.

Solomon:

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon:

Quirks:

Weirdly specific about the jewelry that he wears.

Smooths his eye brows using his pointer and middle fingers on one hand.

Dances to his ring tone when he gets a call. He sometimes misses the call because he's too busy vibing.

Hobbies:

He barely has time for hobbies! His magic consumes most of his time.

If he really thinks about it he thinks annoying you is the only hobby he has. He loves it when you get mad at his teasing, that furrowed brow aimed at him fuels his very being.

✿ - Sex headcanon:

Solomon is a big fan of edging. It's no surprise really with all the regular teasing he does to you. He loves bringing you to the edge and then not letting you fall off it.

Needs you writhing and desperate beneath him. Wants to see tears fall from your eyes as you beg him for satisfaction.

He'll tease at you're entrance with his fingers for what feels like an eternity only to slide them back up through your folds to press gently into your clit.

Beg and plead all you want, pull at the bonds on your wrists and feet, he's not stopping. This is his favourite game.

Thanks for sending in an ask ☺️ hope I did your boys justice. (Sorry it too so long, I got distracted by a book 😬)

If you want to send in a request: headcanon meme

[finniestoncrane]

Riddlers with S/O who isn't very book smart so people assume she's an idiot but knows a lot of trivias like:

"I mean this saying kinda lost its meaning because (explains) but go on."

"Only thing I know about Pythagoras is that he had a cult and used his cultists to get out of fire."

"Hamsters hibernate so there's a lot of hamsters that we're buried alive."

Trivia S/O

Riddler Headcanons haha this is me and my useless knowledge piled up against what i actually know that is useful, but that's why i'm the token girl on my old man pub quiz team 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: mostly fluff i think, but you know me

unburied

who the fuck just knows that?

i mean it's kind of good that you know something because he was beginning to worry that you were really stupid

and he didn't mean that to come off so rude

well, maybe he did

either way, it's nice to meet someone else who enters a conversation with a fact no one asked for

one that no one will ever need

congratulations on being his irritating little sidekick

arkham

nothing soothes him more than listening to you tell him stuff

now he can absorb random pieces of information while he works

no more having to decide between welding and holding a book

and you're much nicer to listen to than some audiobook

his hobby is coming up with riddles and questions and seeing how quickly you can answer them

he can handle the more practical or physical applications of intelligence

your speciality comes in handy in so many other ways

telltale

it depends what kind of mood he's in

sometimes a random fact makes him smile

other times, it irritates him

you better not interrupt him while he's deep in thought with some silly little piece of knowledge

but he's open to praising you if it comes in handy

and you'll get a little pat on the head if you do good

"very good, now leave me alone"

capullo

unlike him you're able to be modest about your smarts

which really irritates him because you should brag more

like him

but he will see it as something that he can hold over you

he's still smarter than you and you better never forget that

just because you can answer his riddles, maybe he was making them too easy for you, not because he likes you though

because he felt sorry for you, yeah, that's it

gotham

his little heart would be beating so fast if you answered his questions before he even finished

"did you know houseflies him in-"

"in the key of F, of course, yes, who doesn't know that?"

well no one else he's asked so far, so you've got him intrigued

it doesn't matter to him that you're not an intellectual type

you can match his wits in trivia and puzzles and riddles

and those are the key things he's looking for

twojar

aw, that's really interesting, oh yeah totally!

not patronising at all! you're just very sweet

ok maybe you're just lucky you're cute

but it's ok as long as you know the answer to who is the most handsome

who's the smartest

who had the best glow up

who's better than the joker

(it's him, all of the above)

young justice

wow, you sure can hold a lot of things in your brain

ok but can you answer this riddle?

ok what about this one?

he's not testing you! you don't have to prove yourself to him

he's just genuinely intrigued by your ability to retain so many unrelated facts about stuff that must never come up

at least not in normal conversation

that might be why people think you're a bit ditsy and strange

but that's what attracted him to you in the first place

someone as dorky and awkward as him

dano

ah, info-dumping, his love language!

oh it's ok if you only know a couple facts about each thing

he's more than happy to just throw some questions at you

especially in his down time, a nice break from his more intense work and plans

you're a sweet distraction from the more mentally laborious things he has to focus on

honestly, it's very appealing that people think you're stupid at first

people overlook his true nature too

you're like kindred spirits that way

[meesherbeans]

Broken Silence [OL1 MC/Derek Fanfic]

I've been slowly building up my headcanon for Lexi, the MC in my OL universe who ends up with Derek. (In my world, all three of the guys end up meeting their soulmates -- everyone ends up happy!) I finally finished her version of the confession scene from Derek's DLC. It's below the cut, and I hope everyone enjoys it!

If you'd like to read it on AO3, here is the link! https://archiveofourown.org/works/53983693/

It had been a long first day back in Prism Vista, and Lexi sighed as she sat on the bed in Derek’s guest bedroom. Seeing his family again was very nice, and she was looking forward to meeting up with her mom tomorrow, but she was already exhausted. It was a long journey to get here, and seeing Derek again in person had been more… intense than she’d anticipated.

She’d known for years, well over a decade, that she felt more than friendship for Derek. Even as a preteen, she found herself always wanting to spend time with him. Wanting to finally tell him how she felt. But… she always got too nervous. What if he didn’t feel the same way? For a while, she thought he did, but he never said anything. Derek was always the more outgoing and brave one, so if he still hadn’t said anything after all those years, clearly, he wasn’t into her the same way. And so she bottled all those feelings up; the only thing worse than her heart being broken was the idea that their friendship could be damaged.

Keeping those feelings contained was manageable while they were both at college; daily texts and the occasional phone call meant they stayed in touch, but she wasn’t confronted with that heavy sensation in her chest every day… not like in high school when she saw him daily. If she were feeling particularly sad or wistful, she could always tell him she was too busy with classes or work, then let herself get over it before continuing their friendship like nothing happened. It was safe, if incredibly lonely.

When he ran over at the bus station this morning, though, she instantly knew this trip would be the death of her long-guarded secret. She was so grateful that he never took her silence personally because she was practically in shock after seeing him again. How had he gotten so tall, so buff, and so handsome? It was really, really good that he wasn’t able to see her face when he hugged her because it was beet red.

“Hey Lexi, can I come in?” His deep voice echoed through the door, accompanied by a knock, jarring her out of reminiscing about the day.

She flinched and gasped, then realized he wasn’t in her brain, so he had no idea what she was thinking. “What? Oh. Sorry, yeah, c’mon in,” she mumbled. Yikes.

He strode into the room and sat down on the bed next to her, not seeming to think anything of their proximity. “So, everything looking good in here? Didn’t forget anything, did you?”

“Oh. Uh…” Grateful for the distraction, Lexi paused to go over a mental checklist, making doubly sure she didn’t need to pick anything up. From everything she could recall, she had thankfully managed to not completely embarrass herself. She chewed on her lower lip before finally shaking her head and looking up to smile at Derek. “I’ve got everything, but thanks.”

His bright grin flashed again and he nodded. “Good! I’m not going to lie; it’s surreal to finally have you right here. Feels like we’ve been talking forever, but it’s really happening. You’re with me again.”

The pure joy on his face twisted her stomach up into knots. Sitting next to him felt like sitting next to the sun, and she quietly stared at him, mind moving a million miles a second. He was the only person who’d ever made her feel this way. They were a team growing up, always looking out for the other. As she got lost in his green eyes, she admitted to herself that the years apart hadn’t diminished her love for him; if anything, she suddenly felt even more sure than ever before.

“Lexi?” Derek asked, his brow quirking and cheek sinking in as he bit it anxiously. She was probably worrying him.

Was it really time? Now, at the end of a long day, in his guest bedroom? Derek deserved the world, but Lexi knew that she couldn’t waste any more time. They could have lost years, depending on if he felt the same way, and that fear spurned her into action. She took a deep breath and tried to force the words out. Well, any words. “I – uh. Derek, can I… can I tell you something? That I wanted to talk about earlier. I… thought it’d be… better in person. Rather than… over the phone.”

Wow. Great, articulate start there, Lexi.

When she began to talk, regardless of how nervously, Derek’s brow smoothed out, and a gentle smile graced his lips. Apparently, he didn’t mind how poorly she spoke, so long as she was talking to him. He was so wonderful. “Of course. You know you can always tell me anything. We’re a team,” he firmly reminded her.

There was no turning back now. Every time she tried to deflect or change the topic in the past, he had always known and wanted to get her to tell him what was actually bothering her. It was likely he’d do the same again if she faltered. Lexi hesitated and gazed at him, trying to will the words out. This shouldn’t be that hard! Just say it! Say it! I love you! I really love you! I always have!

Fear crept up the nape of her neck, mingling with the anxiousness and excitement swirling in her head. If he didn’t react well to this, she’d be ruining that team. Her lips parted, but no sound came out, and she started to falter. Just as she was about to lower her eyes and try to come up with a good excuse, she felt his hand on her shoulder. Was he comforting her? That was the last straw.

Lexi summoned all the courage left in her and lifted her hand, cupping his cheek. If she couldn’t get the words out, this would have to do. There’s no way it wouldn’t get her point across. She slowly tilted her head up and steadily pulled him down, pressing her lips against his.

Time seemed to stop, and she waited for a moment, marveling at how right this felt. Just as she was worried he would push her away, she felt him tentatively kiss her back, soft and unsure. The excitement tingled down her spine, and Lexi had to pull away after a few moments, overwhelmed by the sensation.

Her green eyes slowly slid open to look at him again, desperate for any sign. She did it. She kissed him. She kissed Derek. The fingers that still gently rested on his cheek were shaking, but she couldn’t stop it; adrenaline and pure fear were coursing through her veins, and she could barely force the words from her frozen lips. “…I… I love you,” she whispered, voice breaking at the end. “I always… have.”

It felt like an eternity as she sat there, trembling and hanging on for his response, whatever it would be. She was patient, though; after waiting for years, another few moments felt like nothing.

Derek stared at her with wide eyes, seemingly blindsided by her confession. His eyes pulled themselves from her gaze and glanced down as he stared at the floor, thinking silently. The way his brow twisted brought tears to her eyes. He looked upset, not happy. This was a mistake! She froze, dread slowly flooding her body from head to toe. Oh, no.

Stiff fingers slowly curled into a delicate fist, and Lexi withdrew to hold it against her mouth, unable to process how utterly crushed she felt. She was wrong. Their team, she ruined it. He trusted her more than anyone, and she just did… that. Her head dipped, trying to tuck away her face in her hoodie like a turtle in an attempt to hide her expression.

“…I really messed this up. I’m not good enough.” Rare self-loathing crept into Derek’s voice as he softly began to mutter to himself. “I have never been, I…”

Something caught his attention mid-sentence, but Lexi was too mortified to look. She’d done enough damage. Her fist loosened slightly and lifted to try and cover her eyes before he could see that the tears had silently begun.

His hand gently clasped her upper arm and slid up to hold her shoulder. “Wait, you’re crying? No, forget I said that… Lexi, forget I said anything!” The anger in his voice melted as he begged her to ignore what had just happened.

Lexi weakly wiped the tears from her eyes and sniffed before she was able to make herself glance back up at Derek. The panic was still there on his face, but he looked more… scared than upset at this point. Oh no, what if he thought she was worried and wanted to comfort her? This wasn’t about her… she’d already ruined everything, so the last thing he should be worried about was soothing her! She held his gaze, insecure and gutted.

“No, I…” Derek’s free hand rose to roughly scratch through his spiky hair a few times, burning off some of his irritated energy. He sighed and quietly pleaded with her, his voice barely more than a rough whisper. “Wait. No, not again. I can’t. I… can we try that again?”

Was he giving her a chance to take it back? Maybe it wasn’t too late for forgiveness; she felt a fraction of the burden on her shoulders lighten, and she nodded as she bit her lower lip. Anything to try and fix things.

He reached to wipe a tear from the corner of her eye with his thumb, giving her a tight, nervous smile. “Thanks. Did you… wanna go first, or should I start?”

“Uh… I don’t know,” she admitted in a whisper, plagued with doubts. She had no idea what he was planning on ‘trying’ again, and she was terrified that she’d mess it up.

“It’s okay, I’m here this time.” Derek’s fingers gently pressed into her arm as he tried to give her a comforting squeeze. “We’re on the same side here. It’s okay.”

We’re on the same side here. Lexi slowly blinked and stared up at Derek, unable to stop the hope from welling up in her chest. Did that mean he… also…? Her lips twitched, but she managed to school her expression down to a faint smile even as her brow quirked into a faint frown. Was this actually happening?

He silently nodded, and his lips softened into an encouraging, painfully affectionate smile.

Maybe… she didn’t make a mistake before. She lifted a hand again to cup his cheek, then paused to gauge his reaction to the move. When he leaned into her touch with a tender look in his eyes, Lexi took a deep breath before she pulled him back down to her once again. Slowly. She gave him every opportunity to stop her, but he clearly wasn’t interested in doing that; their lips met again, this time with both parties quite aware of what was happening.

For over fifteen years, neither of them had ever gathered the courage to confess, and this kiss was equally unhurried. Their long-repressed feelings finally bubbled to the surface; Derek’s arms smoothly circled Lexi to pull her close as her fingers dug into his hoodie, needing some kind of anchor. The feel and taste of their lips as they slowly explored each other was intoxicating – nothing had ever felt so right to either of them for their entire lives.

Eventually, the need for fresh air won out. Derek reluctantly pulled back and stared down at her, his confession breathless and utterly sincere. “I love you, Lexi. I really do. You’re amazing.” He continued to hold her flush against him, a hand sliding to tuck her hair behind an ear.

“I… love you, too,” Lexi whispered, lightheaded with relief and glee. Her eyes slowly blurred as more tears involuntarily formed, but this time, she was content to let them come. They were happy tears, a welcome change from the usual. She smiled widely to let Derek know that it wasn’t a problem, and she let out one broken note of a chuckle. Was it really real this time?

He pulled her down and into his chest, which let her bury her face in his hoodie. “Damn, I wasn’t prepared for this,” he murmured through a wide smile. She could feel his voice rumbling in his chest as she slowly wiped her tears on the fabric with a shake of her head.

“Me, either… but… you’ve always been good enough.” Lexi leaned back enough to peek up at Derek, filled with worry about what had happened in the middle of it all. “Why would you say that? I… you’re the best person I know.”

Derek’s lips pursed as he lightly frowned. He mulled over his words for a while and shifted to pull her under his arm, securely holding her against his side. “I… why wouldn’t I be?”

She silently gazed at him, brow furrowed. That was an unkind and stupid question for him to ask her, of all people. Why would she ever think he wasn’t good enough? She just risked a panic attack to finally tell him that she loved him!

When it was clear she wasn’t going to give him an answer, much less agree with him, Derek sighed. His eyes narrowed before he averted his gaze. “I’m not entirely dense. I knew that I was important to you, and that meant a lot to me. But… that’s not the same as being in love with me. I told myself that story enough times so that I could get through the day. I guess I was in denial.” He ducked to rest his cheek on the crown of her head and murmured, “I didn’t want to hope, to mess up what we already had.”

Lexi hesitated, not entirely willing to admonish him for something she had also done for years. Up until this morning, she was patently convinced there was no way he felt the same, and so she should suffer in silence. “I… can’t blame you for that. So did I,” she meekly admitted.

A squeeze accompanied his gentle chuckle. “We’re a pair, huh?”

Butterflies filled her stomach at his simple line, tickled at how different it already felt to be referred to as a pair, and she smiled softly. “Yeah. But… you know that’s why I turned down that deal when we were kids, right?”

Derek blinked and pulled away enough to glance back down at her, confusion written all over his face.

“You don’t remember the deal?” Lexi felt a small wave of disappointment at the idea that he would have forgotten the cute little conversation they had that one summer.

He nodded quickly, and she had to stifle a smile at the urgency he put into the motion. “Yeah, I definitely do. But… why did you?”

She could feel her cheeks warming up, and Lexi shyly directed her gaze at his shoulder instead of his eyes. “Well, um. It’s because I didn’t want to be a backup. I… wanted you to actually want to be with me when we were adults,” she confessed in a murmur.

His hand suddenly slid under her face, and he tilted her chin up with a thumb and index finger. “Well… I know that both little Derek and Lexi would be happy to know that it ended up working out. Eventually. Thanks to you.” He gave her that winning, sunny grin before assertively pulling her close and offering her another, warmer kiss.

Lexi twisted her arms up and over his shoulders, her hands linking behind his neck as she let herself get swept away by his touch. They still had a lot of things to discuss, but those could wait until tomorrow. For tonight, they had earned this respite.

[pyrothecroissant]

GUYS I HAVE A MORAL OREL IDEA!!

Okay so remember those old Tumblr blogs of like Kindergarten AUS or daycare AUS? Those but no one had made it with moral orel. So as I wanna give myself that task I'm gonna give rules as well. and you would be saying "But Guusje you have a comic to finish!" Yes I do but I'm nearly done. Yeahhhh July will iether be still the date or I will release it later. and you know give me a Lil break please I'm working on it but people need distractions. It's been two years people I'm not dying.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

Alright so, No it's not about the main kids in MO. It's the adults, So Reverends Sunday school. Yes it's a au where locations are non existent. I don't wanna do more tedious tasks of watching episodes for a angle. SO, Reverend putty Had to make a Sunday school/Daycare for Children in Moralton. Because you know why not even though he would suck as a teacher he needs to spread the word of God to them. I would say there are Five main kids and the rest are side characters. Okay so, Clay, Bloberta, Fran, Millie and Danielle. Yeah the main group are the kids. Their the main focus. There's no shipping as everyone are aboutttt 4-7. So shipping would be odd. ALSO I WOULD NOTE THERE ISN'T ANY CLAYBERTA OR CLAYIELLE IN HERE SO SORRY. But anyhow, The kids just kinda run around annoying Rod. That's the AU. Help.

RULES

This is gonna be very important but I've stated before, No shipping. Might sound as a hypocrite as I've shipped kids at that age but as I wanna keep it as wholesome as possible Shipping is not allowed. And NO proshipping. If I see any rod x kids questions you will be blocked. No joke you will be blocked even as a anon I will ignore that question. Go on AO3 If your a sicko (Not saying all MO writers are sickos but you know what I'm saying if you've looked at it for one second) . If you know me you know I do not want kids to do adult things.

Don't DM me just ask, Now I don't mind DMS, but if I make a sideblog as that's what I am thinking of doing to separate my comics and this AU. I don't want DMS. But I'm not blocking you except if you Overstep this boundarie a lot of times. Then I will Block you.

Mentioning Canon events is uhhh... no. It wouldn't make sense but I have a sense that people will do that so please don't.

My grammar is piss poor as a lot of you know, I'm dutch and I'm still working on it. So I would like it if you don't point it out.

HEADCANONS ARE WELCOME. PLEASE GIVE ME THEM. If it's shipping headcanons no. If it's just headcanons you have about their kid Versions ohhhhhhh come here. I will give you credit so PLEASE don't like..Be anon and Give me headcanons I wanna give people ideas.

SEXUAL STUFF WILL BE FORBIDDEN GOT IT? This goes hand in hand with The shipping thing but like... No, don't even ask rod sexual things.

[shiny-miltank]

A leche hobbies update:

Update on knitting adventures: almost done with a scarf I started 🤔 dropped stitches everywhere but it really helps with my adhd to have something in my hands to play with while feeling like I’m working towards something! Don’t think I’ll show it off though LMAO, it’s ugly as a scarf but I like it as a “baby’s first scarf” to look back on when I get better. And it’s warm :)!

Other thing: picked up a sewing machine from the good will and still in really great shape and working! Its old and has character and I love it HAH. I’m learning from my abuelita on her own machine. It’d be great to combine this and knitting to make essentials and to repair clothes that really need it.

Drawing/not really a hobby it’s my “Jobby”: sorry for being a lil slow on updates! I got a little bit of burnout and I really want to finish summers commissions so I can clear my schedule more. I’m just about done so I’m no longer chipping on three projects at a time between my full time job oof-but do know they are being worked on. I’ve got adoptables on the way and sketching the next ask-n update! I’ve also been keeping an eye on other places to post like insta and bluesky but I feel like I need to like…observe? Some more? Before committing and learning whole new platforms and posting schedules bleh.

I got other projects in the pipeline, one including a pmd thing, more Paldea headcanons and what not and some certain purple psychic cat things returning. But all in due time! Can’t overwhelm myself : 0

And a little bit of a rant or ramble about perhaps dropping a longtime hobby I’ve had and feeling sad about it beneath the cut ;( but if you’ve read this far thanks! Love ya’ll for supporting me!

I think a handful of you? Know I roleplay on this platform and have for a good seven? Eight? Years. It’s fun, a lot of my ideas and headcanons and art I’m known for were actually jump started by some random thread or idea from between my rp partners and what not. The Mewtwo blog, ask-n, scarlet turo and etc etc were old muses or ideas that turned into their own thing. It’s always been so easy to write and collaborate your ideas with the rp community you’re in and it becomes it’s whole big thing!

But I know it hasn’t always been the healthiest hobby for me after awhile but esp when I want to focus on content creation as a job that I’m really into. I no longer have the time to maintain plots and characters despite being so determined to stick to it. It’s becoming more of a distraction of just scrolling down the rp dashboard out of FOMO more then anything and heck I can’t even see most of it as a lot of events and verses and etc I blacklist to attempt to curb anxiety and distractions which haven’t been working lately 🤔 I still get lots of anxiety.

That and the community’s changed really. I know every old rper has typed their piece on “back in the good old days-“, leaves their blog and doesn’t give any useful advice or attempt to change the narrative lol. I don’t want to do that.

And it’s not the communities fault either. It’s natural for spaces to change to help new ideas and new people come in. It just means maybe it’s no longer meant for me and that’s okay. If anything it’s more how my friends I’ve been with for all my time there have left or are leaving. There’s a disconnect I can’t seem to get over no matter what new muse or idea I promote esp when I’m no longer comfortable in the space I enjoyed for so long. I never had to block so many things before and again not the communities fault and none of the things I’m blocking are unsavory, it’s more like my tastes and likes and dislikes and what I have spoons for have just become different over so long. It’s totally a me thing.

It’s in my mind that maybe it’s okay to let it go since I’m getting so hyped for my newer hobbies and the ideas I have for my art/comics. I don’t have the time anymore to dedicate so much energy on it like I use to esp when even over all my work Im still figuring out my adhd after getting diagnosed officially, new meds, the other mental diagnosis that makes the mental soup in my head alongside other life stuff.

I owe rp in general for helping me get that creative spark and through a lot of tough, long dark times. It’s provided me with the escapism and outlet since like, forever. I started rping in ye old Neopet neomail days and haven’t stopped since besides the occasional period that didn’t last long. Who knows maybe this is just a rut and I’ll feel better tomorrow or next week or something. Could be the change of seasons where my seasonal depression kicks in but I’m not quitting yet but it’s somewhere in the funky mind palace as I navigate this weird patch.

Thanks if you’ve read my ramblings this far! I wish there was a way to reward peeps who read through my long jargon? It just feels good to know I can scream into the void and sometimes I’ll have one or two people nod at me in understanding. Idk, I’ll think of something—

[moonfurthetemmie]

a little headcanon for Gouge :3

She sometimes uses the blood of her victims as paint.

In her apartment the place where she draws can be found some vials in which she keeps the blood there and she also has in different vials a different type of blood.

In the good ending, Finch finds them ( or whoever was searching her apartment to give her Terry as you mentioned in a post(?)

He is kind of disturbed and decides to throw them ( or give them to the medical wing?? I actually haven't thought of what he would do ) if you have an idea, pls tell

I think drawing with blood is really hard but since there are artists who draw with that kind of method. It would be cool if she does too. and impressive

oh my god i forgot this for ages??? I came on here for something else and saw this and went 'wait a second haven't i seen this before'

I must've gotten distracted a critical moment the first time I'm so sorry HJKGFDS

I can kinda see gouge trying to paint with blood, but she probably wouldn't do it in her apartment. Blood has DNA, and that could be a huge liability if anyone realized it was blood used in a painting.

Also, I believe all types of blood (from the same animal) would be about the same to paint with. This isn't based on anything other than "all the human blood seems to flow the same." I'm not even a medical professional.

I ended up thinking about this one a lot so I'm going to put it under a Read More. It gets deeper (it's not deep, just deep-er) than it needs to, so far warning.

Dog blood seems to be slightly different, though. and BEFORE ANYONE GETS ALARMED my dog has been having health problems and it's involved some bleeding. He's mostly okay for now. But, dog blood in particular seems to have more blood per blood drop than human blood. That sounds really dumb, but hang with me.

Blood looks like a lot more than it is when it gets outside of the body. This is true for humans, as well. Blood's just Like That. Dog blood seems to be Worse in that regard. Though, for hopefully obvious reasons, I haven't tested this. It's just an observation based on a few incidents and a handful of bits of info about the human body.

Though I supposed, there's also the chemical aspect of it. Different blood types, even within the same species, might react different to various chemicals used in painting. I imagine Gouge might want to experiment with coloring the blood, too, and depending on who (or what) she got it from, the pigments might react differently. And there's also, like, finishes and I know there's paint thinner. I wouldn't be surprised if there was thickener too, for if your paint is too soupy. And it might be helpful to make her blood-paint thicker to paint with it.

I'm actually really curious what would happen if you tried to mix blood with some pigments, but not enough to try. I have no idea where I could ethically get that much blood. I don't think I can. I imagine trying to set up a blood drive for artistic experimentation might get the police called on me. I mean, I'd be very obviously asking people to give it freely, so it's not like I'd be doing anything illegal, it's just that people will probably freak out. I would probably freak out initially too tbh.

Tbh more than anything my curiosity is the "huh, that'd be interesting. I feel like it might get interesting results. well, anyways" kind.

anyways what were we talking about

[quinloki]

QUIN I'm so sorry to hear about your shoulder!! Shoulders/knees/wrists are always the worst you don't realize how much you move them until they're hurting.

I just woke up a bit ago so this might be a little rambley but maybe that's perfect for a distraction

FIRSTLY omg those headcanons cracked me up bc Ace/Sabo would def just be so distracted. Like Ace walking into a mast bc you took your shirt off while working bc it was hot and now he's just passed out on the ground (with Marco in the bg just laughing and shaking his head) Omg and Marco turning into a bird. That would be HILAROUS. Baby Marco was so cute and silly I can just see the tiny little bird he'd turn into. Omg you give him a hug randomly to thank him for something and bam, bird.

OKAY SO I was reading Marco stuffs last night trying to slowly push Sabo out a LITTLE bc my god was he taking up a lot of brain space and now they're just both in there UGH.

I'd say rn in my brain it's Law/Marco/Sabo/Ace and I was thinking last night it's interesting bc while Law doesn't really have anything with the other 3, there's perfect little things in an AU where he could just interact with any of the other 3 and idk man why have one when you can have more than one >> I have expanded in my brain poly with law/marco, or marco/sabo, or tbh sometimes law/marco/ace but my brain is currently considering law/sabo and I'm like hm. That is an interesting dynamic and idk how much it makes sense but I will continue to think about it.... I can't think of a good basis for them to be around eachother in an AU. Like Law/Marco tbh I read a fic on them as doctors so that got me and then the whole brother thing with Sabo/Marco but uh... hm. I will continue to think about Law/Sabo.

One more random thought that I thought while reading fanfic last night: I wanna bite Marco That man is too composed I can just see it throwing him off guard even if it doesn't leave a mark and even if he punishes the heck out afterwords (bc doing it in the middle of the ship would be the funniest, and not at all a bet with ace/izou/thatch, noooo)

Hopefully my waking up rambles can distract you from your shoulder for a bit >o< make sure to take it easy as much as possible!!

Answering this in reverse order - it was MONTHS ago but the idea of tickling/biting Marco on the deck and getting him to *Yelp* is an idea someone kicked around with me on anon. I still have the ask in my inbox because I want to sit and do a solid one-shot for it xD

So yes. Yes to all of that and especially the payback afterward >.>

Sabo/Law… I’ve seen that pairing (thank you Dressrosa for causing their paths to cross canonically)

They could be college classmates - there’s general courses overlap between degrees, and Sabo is a Lawyer in modern AUs in my mind.

(Oh gods could you see this cheesy blonde bastard straddling Law and pulling off his shirt. “Don’t worry, I have a PhD in Law, you’ll enjoy what I do to you.”

Poor Law is like I need you to fuck me until I forget you made that awful joke.)

Maybe it’s a meet cute deal if we’re talking threesome with the reader. They all frequent the same cafe.

Sabo’s already working in a firm finishing up his degree. Law’s in a similar boat with his doctorate, or already established since he’s a little older. The reader could work at the cafe, or own it, or she’s a professional dom and just likes the cafe on its own merits.

They don’t interact at the cafe but they’re aware of one another as regulars.

The club the reader works at is run by Ivankov, and Ivan’s friends with Dragon - the main name in the legal firm Sabo works at. Sabo drops by the club for legal reasons and recognizes the reader, they chat a bit.

Law’s friends end up getting him a pass for the club and he gets his world rocked by the reader in ways he wasn’t expecting. (There are promises to keep distance at the cafe.)

Sabo doesn’t have those promises and chats with her when they’re in there together (law totally gets a little jealous and doesn’t know why.)

Then an accident or wreck or something has the reader dragging Sabo into a hospital and Lo and behold who does she run into?

Law saves Sabo, and in updating the reader realizes what their status is and that’s the beginning of the three of them becoming friends and then more.

[loki-is-my-kink-awakening]

For your new year writing asks!

Combining a few questions, curious about your fandoms! Who are the major ships you hope to write for this year? (Knowing, sometimes ships just come out of the blue. *Cough* Lokius *cough*)

Also: By the end of this year, you want your fandom to think of you as “that author who _______.”

Hey, @insert-witty-user-name-here. Thank you for the ask. You always make me think hard and I appreciate it because it makes me consider things deeply.

Major ships I want to write this year:

1. Lokius

I think about Lokius still to this very day. I just need to see them on my dash and it's like, oh, and immediately I'm thinking how they should be together and how it needs to be canon.

In terms of fic writing, I have a good few things I want to write for them this year. (Funny how we say, "write for them," like it's a gift to them, but anyway.)

I need to look at what ones I want to have written and published before S2 comes out. It's a ticking time bomb.

I haven't forgotten about the wip.

Sorry, I kinda got distracted by other ships for a bit. It happens, I guess.

2. Jaskier and ?

I'm definitely going to write more of Jaskier because I love him so much. I'm a big Geraskier shipper. There's lots of angst that comes from the show to feed off of with them as a pairing.

I've also fallen in love with writing Jaskier with fanon Sam the Baker and also with Eskel. So, my list of possible pairings for him is growing. (He's a lover; what did I expect?)

A week ago (I think), I wrote about Jaskier and the Countess de Stael, which isn't something I thought I would write, but I did.

I expect to write more pairings because if my boy can't get his witcher, he's not going to be single.

3. Steddie

I have 6k of an outline for a ghost fic already and I wanna write it. I need to tweak the outline a bit and then just write it.

Plus a good few Steddie one shots that's are half written. 🙈 They will see the light of day at...some point.

4. A yet unknown OFMD ship

I've signed up for the OFMD reverse big bang, so who knows what I'll end up writing and what pairing. I'll find out fairly soon.

Also, with the next season due this year, I can only assume I will want to write more.

I do have a priest AU Blackbonnet fic I started and then didn't flesh out at all. The dust has firmly settled on that one, I think.

5. Atreidaho

I really want to finally write my Atreidaho fic idea before Dune part 2 comes out. I'll probably only write this one thing for this ship and then that's it, but I feel like I need to do it.

6. Priley

I haven't forgotten about them. I want to do more/finish my wip, but I also want to explore my headcanon that Riley left the island because he couldn't stand not being with the priest.

By the end of this year, I want to be known as:

I'm spitballing, but

That author who writes about grief? Since that seems to be a recurring theme.

Someone who likes to put characters under a microscope to hyper focus on their emotional and psychological drivers? 🤷‍♂️

Or as someone who likes to challenge themselves by writing about tricky subject areas? 🤔

Idk, the above may be total nonsense. It's really hard to view this objectively.

The asks if you wanna see them/reblog

[ofmagiick]

pinned post and docs tba, but for now here's the html of the rules on my theme until i can get other admin stuff done:

laws

I.

SELECTIVITY / FOLLOWING - this is a selective blog for my sake, but honestly, if i can see us writing, i will follow back. i am mutuals only, though, and will have anxiety about sending you things if we aren’t, even if you’re cool. i'm iffy on doubles, just because i myself am very self-conscious. it’s a personal thing, chances are i thing your writing is fucking dope.

II.

CROSSOVERS / OC MUSES - two words: fuck. yeah. star wars lends itself to crossovers hella well, we can figure this shit out in a hot second. plus, the galaxy is so vast and diverse, i want to explore more of this universe, as much as i can. as for ocs, y’all brave as fuck, and i love them. just have a rules/about page, and then we’re golden

III.

RP ETIQUETTE - you know, don’t god mod, don’t randomly kill my muse (not saying you can’t, hell, please do, just im me first), don’t reblog threads you’re not a part of, don’t relog my hc posts. and have fun.

IV.

FORMATTING / ICONS - match me, don’t, dance the macarena before posting, i don’t give a fuck. i format how i want, when i want. my icons use citrus, by apocalypseresources

V.

WRITING - kind of a slow writer, and easily distracted. poke me over ims after about two weeks, if i haven’t replied before then. not super here for rape/torture, but i have an odd like for eldritch and body horror...

VI.

GRAPHICS - all graphics on my blog are made by me/for me. give credit where credit is due. be nice. making shit is a lot harder than just throwing an image into photoshop and clicking buttons. people work hard on shit, and i will come for your knees if you don’t credit people, creators, artists, etc… i have baseball bats.

VII.

SHIPPING - fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah !! you come to me with a ship, and by the time i’ve finished processing the words, i’m already hella emotionally invested. crackships are my shit, so please don’t be scared. honestly, i’ll ship pretty much anything. probably even some sketchy shit by other’s standards. if that’s a problem, hasta la vista, and sorry i don’t cut it for you.

VIII.

NSFW - i and my muse are 18+, my nsfw tag is literally ‘a girl’s got needs,’ let’s fuckin’ do this. i’ll write it, but not with minors. other, general nsfw topics might come up, due to the nature of AUs and canon events. i do try and tag as cw // or cw ment //, so please feel free to tell me things you need tagged.

IX.

PLOTTING - do it. done. if i don’t write down whatever idea i have quick enough, it will get yeeted from my head like a brick out the window fuckin adhd, so (with express permission from you) i’ll message at bizarre hours, probably. on the flip side, this is your express permission: i, lily, mun of ofmagiick, give you, [name], mun of [blog], permission to send me ims/ask with plot proposals. it’s signed and sealed as soon as you read this. no take-backsies. you gotta, now. :3c

X.

MEMES - headcanon/ask my muse questions/etc, open to all. interaction-oriented, mutuals only. no reblog karma, but if you aren’t sending me something, reblog from the source, please

XI.

ACTIVITY - it can be spotty. i’m a full-time student, adhd mess. hit me up in ims with reminders or ping me on disco/in a server, its all cool.

XII.

MAINS / EXCLUSIVES - i'm okay with mains, you'll be my go-to version of a character, and the one i'm thinking of if mine mentions yours to someone else, but that's gonna be discussed beforehand. exclusives will have to be heavily, HEAVILY discussed, and likely will be way down the line if ever.

XIII.

CALLOUTS - bitch, no. get that shit away from me. won’t post ‘em, won’t reblog ‘em. call me out if you want, i’ll screenshot it, print it out, and put it up on my wall to laugh at, and remember people are still wasting brainpower to be mad at me. if you have an issue with me, hit me up in ims/off anon, and we can talk like adults.

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ABOUT THE MUN - what up it’s ya nerd lily with newest brainrot, this time sci-fi. pronouns are she/her or “hey you ditz”, i am legal to drink in the us and far beyond legal adult there, and i id as a goddamned fucking mess mutuals feel free to hmu for discord if you want it