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NEEDTHAT OH MY GOSH???
#sorry about nepo baby#caitlin clark#my wife actually#nadia canāt stfu#itās everywhere#iām wet#caitlin clark smut#caitlin clark x reader
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Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixationā¦soā¦
Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
Alice: Hold the fuck up.
Also Alice, crawling into Liliaās lap: Itās me. Iām the fuck up. Hold me.
Rio: I have an idea!
Jen: No murder.
Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.
Lilia: I have a bad feeling about thisā¦
Agatha: What do you mean?
Alice: Donāt you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Agatha: No.
Jen: That actually explains so much.
Lilia: As far back as I can remember, Iāve always had this little voice in my head telling me to ālive it up today, because thereās not gonna be a lot of tomorrowsā.
Agatha: You do realize thereās medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?
Teen: A bird flew in through my window and Iām trying to befriend it.
*later*
Agatha: Why donāt you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?
Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.
*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*
Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!
Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!
Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:
Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?
Jen, glaring more: Iāve got to bail him out too? Whereās Agatha?
Teen: No one called her. We used Liliaās phone call to call Alice and Rioās to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.
Rio: :)
Jen: Rio isnāt answering her phone.
Agatha: Here, Iāll try.
Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-
Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.
Agatha: The ends always justify the means!
Jen: Do you know who said that?
Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?
Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.
Jen: I bet you didnāt even finish the thing I asked you to get done!
Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!
Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didnāt get it done, did you?
Agatha, whispering back: I donāt even know what sheās talking about.
Lilia: I am at a loss for words!
Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like heās on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.
Agatha, carrying SeƱor Scratchy out of the room:
SeƱor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*
Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.
Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!
Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: ā¦think of all the sex.
Alice: There are two types of people.
Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)
Lilia: ā¦three. Three types of people.
Jen, cautiously: I canāt believe I didnāt notice this before, butā¦Teen, you are a little crazy.
Teen: Arenāt we all a little crazy here, Jen?
Jen: No, I mean youāre aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.
Teen: Itās my momās fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didnāt come was because my room was too dirty.
Rio: Iāve come looking for trouble. And if I canāt find trouble, I WILL create some.
Alice: Do you trust me?
Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.
Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!
Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Erā¦Alice, Iām gonna be honest, I donāt know what to say to people who are crying. So Iām just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?
Alice, sniffling: ā¦thanks, Agatha.
Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.
Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!
Teen: She WHAT?
Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!
Agatha: SEE?!
BONUS:
Wanda, watching from the afterlife: soā¦when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?
Lorna, shrugging: I donāt know. Alice is still in it.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen agatha all along#billy kaplan#seƱor scratchy#agatha all along spoilers#Agatha all along incorrect quotes#alice āmommy issuesā wu gulliver#agathario#we love our dangerous lesbians#we were robbed of alice getting to use her ex cop skills and Iām salty about it#agatha is a problem child#rio is a menace to society#they left her in jail#she broke out#I think Iām funny#found family#mentions of wanda maximoff and lorna wu#alice needs a damn hug#and so does teen (I canāt call him billy quite yet I donāt know why)#lilia is the friend-turned-mother-figure that alice and teen both desperately need (sorry agatha you donāt count right now)#tw: sex jokes#tw: violence jokes#really just tw: rio vidal#sometimes family is a traumatized teen; the stressed witch he designated as his pseudo mom; her psycho ex wife; her mlm friend;#a reluctant nepo baby with depression; and the crazy psychic grandma they found on the side of the road
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more nontraditional f1 "gossip" from the past couple of years: katerina hooking up with lando n pierre (or at least very a messy timeline) during 2020 and then ending up choosing pierre in the end but she's the reason lando and pierre both got covid at the same time lol. her protesting for ukraine outside the russian embassy in milan in 2022 meanwhile pierre was literally at the club (they broke up shortly after). lando being brought along when carlos rented out that brazilian estate to cheat on isa and someone revealing it live on air. daniil breaking up with kelly on her birthday in 2019. lily when she was dating her last bf used to hook up with tom holland. checo cheating on his wife on god's internet. max being a total simp after dilara broke up with him in 2019.
idk if I should be proud or ashamed that I knew all of these (Pierre and Lando getting covid at the same time in Dubai from double dipping will never not be hilarious) but I DID NOT KNOW that Daniil dumped Kelly P. on her birthday but. I am not surprised. Actually thank u for confirming my gut feelings I feel very enlightened!!
I also legit only really care about gossip stuff insofar as I can get inspiration from it for the rpf, so obviously seeing this ask my brain went to āwe NEED more sordid drama as the backdrop of our rpf fanficsā. TO ME thinking about the vroom vroom boys as messy sometimes-cheaters kinda adds to the appeal. A bit of flavour if u will. I come to the problematic sport for the problematic part. as a treat
#sorry I'm gonna elaborate in the tags about my feelings re: the Max/Daniil/Kelly situation#bc I will never not share my thoughts with people whether asked for or not#I understand why people (especially male ābro fansā) joke about Max ātaking everythingā from Daniil seat and race engineer and girlfriend#I understand it's low hanging fruit! whatever! the jokes write themselves#but to me. looking at the timeline of it. actually.#breaking up with your girlfriend who has very recently given birth is kind of a dick move at the very least#and I struggle to see Daniil as the one done dirty#I say this as someone who has Kelly P. muted everywhere and judge the fuck out of her#for posting about Bolosonaro and corruption while she's living the nepo baby life in Monaco#but the way ppl have reframed this like she dumped her fail ex for the more successful Max... that's not it#I stand with women on these issues even questionable women with worryingly authoritarian politics and racist families#f1 gossip#elle asks
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All That's Left follows two journalists and their friends in post-apocalyptic United States as they travel from the fallen east coast megalopolis Opportunity back to Los Angeles, crossing through a harsh wasteland overrun with zombiesā only to find out that there is a lot more life left than what the protected cities want them to believe. On their journey they meet dozens of people living their lives as peaceful as possible away from military forces, corporations, and corrupt governments; and they learn that the same mutated ghouls that took down Opportunity are spreading rapidly through the country, destroying everything in their path. Will this finally be the end of the world as we know it?
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@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart;
@vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman;
@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;
@killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree
#all that's left#edit:misc#nuclearedits#so um. hi. this is an original story i've been working on since 2016 and i love it so so much. sorry#it's not a tv show but i would love for it to be a tv show do you understand. my vision. are you seeing the vibes of this#it's BRIGHT. it's COLORFUL. it's FUN. there's so many cool characters and it's focused a lot on like#the connections between the main characters and all that#mac and layla (the journalists) go from having to write about this megalopolis which. if anything is just. a city version of a nepo baby#to writing about the people who are still living out there who are being completely overlooked by the safe cities and everything#everything really is not that bad out there!! in fact all of the misery that IS still in the wasteland is created specifically by like#the safe cities who keep snatching away supply drops from people who need it etc etc. and governments pretending that#there's no smaller settlements out there anymore and all that#and also there's zombies. ghouls. i call them ghouls but they have many funky names across the whole world in this universe#anyway yeah there's a lot more to this universe already because well 8 years in the making LMAO so i have another edit incoming#for the fictional season 2. aka book 2. yes there's a book 2. there's also a book 3 and 4. sorry for being insane#the linked playlists has songs for book 1-3 right now :]#if you have any questions PLEAAASSEEEE send me asks. preferably asks and not dms because tumblr dms suck ass#but i would love to talk more about this :^)
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In a modern au I think the wagyein would be like one of those gaint ass crocodiles that Ivan gets away with keeping because its technically a service animal. As long as its on a leash its all good and not a threat to the public!!
Ivan being rewarded with a more expensive and unique kind pet like a whole fucking crocodile honestly seems pretty in line for him š especially since it adds a new "chic" flair to his photoshoots and his general aesthetic. Imagine Ivan's new photoshoot drops and he's in a suit posing with a fucking crocodile. Insane.
I really like the imagery of this large, scaly and dangerous looking reptile being tamed as Ivan's pet, something that could help boost his image and push that luxurious, enigmatic vibe. You know, like how stereotypical evil lairs have sharks or other rare and dangerous animals guarding the entrance or simply acting as accessory. That kind of vibe. I also like the imagery of this sharp creature being forced into submission and captivity. Forced to become a good, obedient pet, holding in its urges and keeping its teeth hidden. A being taken from the ruthless, grimy darkness, cleaned and maintained to perfection, forced to perform for the cameras. Ivan can empathize, he knows what it's like.
"Technically a service animal" is fucking hysterical. Ivan going Hello, sir! Please excuse my emotional support 12ft crocodile. Don't worry, he's very well-behaved.
I actually think Ivan would get along very well with his hypothetical crocodile. Just like the wagyein, he'd feel connected to it in a very personal way. Also just like the wagyein I think Ivan would be the only person it would never harm. In my head I have the mental image of Ivan petting and cuddling it as if it were a puppy.
#if ivan owns a crocodile luka would own a snake. like those unique kinds that could probably kill you#mizi would own jellyfish in a large aquarium....#i mean. in a modern au these people would literally be the nepo babies of high class rich people. endless possibilities#also you know that one interpretation of ivan and the wagyein where it's like#ivan embracing the wagyein symbolizes him embracing the idea that he is a āmonsterā (in his own eyes)#he can understand the wagyein on a deeper level because he is so fundamentally different from everyone else#the wagyein doesnt hurt him. even allowing him to rest in its maw unharmed#while it hurt till enough for him to literally be laying on the ground bruised in the og black sorrow storyboards. it frightens mizi too#thinking about ivans close relationship with danger. how he views himself as someone who can only hurt others#or someone who isnt even deserving enough for the pain he causes to matter to anyone (āyou don't care about meā)#i think ivan embracing dangerous creatures while till fights back against them says a lot about both of their personalities#ivan is embracing and giving love to the part of himself that he knows would scare other people away. sharper. raw. intense and uninhibited#something that he has to hide or mask in order to be accepted. just like how the wagyein has to be hidden away from everyone else#SORRY MIGHT BE OOC im not in the best mindstate rn#this is just yhe thoughts in my head atm. no polish. my bad#alnst#alien stage#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#asks
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It's about time we showed off the man himself! this is (the first version of) my Carapace redesign. he's a sea turtle now ^-^
#lucy doodles#my art#fanart#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug fanart#carapace#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous au#miraculous lb#miraculous redesign#miraculous rewrite#nino lahiffe#nino miraculous#carapace miraculous#miraculous art#he'll change as i draw him more#but for now here is the boy#hes a sea turtle because i like to give nino a surfer vibe#and the hobby to match!#im sorry i just dont believe anyone in the miracuclass isnt a little bit of a nepo baby#nino is no exception. his parents are crazy wealthy hes just normal about it#...mostly#so nino has a combo surfer/skater thing to me#he surfed first. and picked up a longboard to fill the gap when he came home to the landlocked city of paris france
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growlssnarls. Does rageful backflip.
#not art#I had a good day at work today. Went smoothly did good at the things I'm payed to do#BUT. TWO THINGS#sorry I'm on my phone so autocorrect. Frowns.#Anyways the most useless guy on the team was in today#And I learned the ONLY reason he is here is because#He is the managers son. A fucking nepo baby!!!#He pisses me off so much. He can't do anything!!! No one tries to help/correct him-#Except the surly morning supervisor whom I love-#And it's easier to just. Fix his mistakes instead of trying to get through his THICK SKULL#And two. Just a rude customer which sucks.#We don't get those usually. Most of our customers are good natured redneck regulars#Anyways she insulted me AFTER I gave her her stupid little drink so I ouldnt like. Spit in it#At least she's good at being a bitch lol#She was like 'ehrn was the last time you washed your hair?' TO MY FACE and quickly walked away#My hair was fucked up coz I was just out changing the garbages. So like. Context. BUT#what a bitch. Shes come in before so if I see her again then. Well.#I spent a lot of time teaching myself how to farmers blow as a child. BITCH ššš#At least I got to see that handsome lil fattie I Yap about today. when I was leaving. Haven't seen him all week so ā¤ļøā¤ļøšŗ#He pushes grocery carts sooo cute style šššš»#..sighs.. I don't ljke being a teen#personal#Thanks for listening my diary and co š«µš«¶#Nonchalantly goes afk again š«”š«”
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Mephone4 from inanimate insanity is a nepo baby fr (not canon)
Mephone4 from Inanimate Insanity is a Nepo Baby (Headcanon)
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#I'm really sorry if that came off as rude#/gen#I just didn't know who or what you were talking about#nepo baby blog#ur fave is a nepo baby#ii mephone4#inanimate insanity
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hey if you know MLP lore is true that Rarity is an in universe gentrifier and class traitor
she is NOT and i will not take this fucking rarity slander. rarity is the sweetest girl ever she bends over backwards to help other people she's got entire episodes dedicated to making herself upset to benefit others just because she cares and wants them to be happy. she's an actual example of a self-made icon she achieved everything she has with her own hard work and talent and everyone who claims she's entitled or privileged or stuck up fundamentally misunderstands her character and also the point of the show and i don't believe for a second they've even watched the damn thing. rarity is the best girl in the entire cast and people just don't like her because they only see her as the posh meangirl trope she's written entirely to subvert
#sorry rarity's my favorite girl out of the mane 6 im strongly biased about her.#ask#my little pony#she has ONE boutique in ponyville and TWO later on in canterlot and manehattan and all three are run by like#entirely just her and a handful of other staff. 2 or 3 at most. she is NOT a gentrifier or a class traitor or anything of the sort#if anything we should be throwing that accusation at twilight 'nepo baby princess' sparkle
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Shining Force World Book translation - part 3
Previous part here
Man of hidden fangs
Arthur Class: Knight Species: Centaur Gender: Male Age: 25 years old Height: 228 cm Weight: 192 kg Place of Origin: Asgard Mountain Range Starting Level: 4 Starting Weapon: Bronze Lance
The mysterious foreigner with unfathomable hidden strength
He is originally from another continent. He has shown incredible strength from a young age, and became Knight Captain without real battle experience. When he set out for monster extermination, many of his subordinates died due to his mistakes in command, and he left the country. He meets the protagonist while working on the laundry in Manarina.
While he doesn't show his full power from the start, he hides immeasurable strength.
A slow starter who unleashes his full power in the late game
A unique character who can use magic while being a knight. If you raise him, he learns basic offensive spells. The tradeoff is that his endurance and attack are not reliable. In the beginning he is half baked and might be useless, but if trained he becomes effective for both melee and ranged attacks. His stat growth later on is mindblowing.
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A birdman warrior crossing through the skies
Balbaroy Class: Birdmen Species: Birdmen Gender: Male Age: 32 years old Height: 183 cm Weight: 105 kg Place of Origin: The forests of Chronos Mountain Starting Level: 5 Starting Weapon: Middle Sword
A man from the guardian tribe of the skies, attacked by Runefaust!
A birdman with an outstanding sense for battling. Pushing to the limit the skills of his flying race, he fights with superior power.
He is a victim of the Runefaust army, having sustained injuries from their assault. Turned into stone, he was rescued by the force. He's a typical fighter who doesn't talk much and is relentless in combat. Holds a great hatred of Darksol.
A support fighter with great movement!
He excels in defense and agility due to being from a flying race. His stat growth is the kind where everything goes up at once, so he's immediately ready to be used in battle. His endurance and attack are not great, so he can't fight in the front lines.
As a character who can equip most of the swords the protagonist also uses, use him to cover the other attackers.
She casts away her life for the sake of those she loves
Amon Class: Birdwomen Species: Birdwomen Gender: Female Age: 28 years old Height: 186 cm Weight: 83 kg Place of Origin: The forests of Chronos Mountain Starting Level: 5 Starting Weapon: Middle Sword
A strong and kind birdwoman who protects Balbaroy with devotion!
Another birdwoman from the same flying race as Balbaroy, she's his wife. As a woman of few words who speaks just the necessary, she's much like him. She selflessly fights for his sake. She's a nimble expert fighter.
She set out to find Balbaroy when he was missing, and upon learning of the danger he was in, sought the force for help in saving him.
You'll be in trouble if you look down on her for being a woman!
Her agility and defense are as good as her husband's. However she surpasses him, having both nimbleness and attack power. If you're careful with her health, she can create openings in the battle with her movement. When it comes to growth speed, her HP grows steadily as well, so she can become a reliable member to stay on the team for a long time.
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A headstrong archer lady!
Diane Class: Archer Species: Elf Gender: Female Age: 115 years old Height: 185 cm Weight: 57 kg Place of Origin: Bustoke Starting Level: 6 Starting Weapon: Steel Arrow
She hates losing, and is refreshingly frank!
She is intense and hates crooked things! An energetic woman who grew wild and free in the mountain's forests. Given her fierce temperament, she put all of herself into training her skills with the bow, which are very respectable. In particular, Bustoke has no military force, so she became a valuable fighting power for them.
Feeling indebted after the men of her country were rescued, she joined the Shining Force.
Depending on your strategy, she can be an immediate asset or a waste
An archer whose attack, defense, agility and movement are all average. Wielding only a bow, she's better at long distance attacks than close combat. She should attack from behind a character who's good at melee. Compared to the fellow archer Hans, only her defense is a little better, she doesn't surpass him in anything else.
If you protect her from the enemy's attacks, she can be a main fighting power.
His body is that of a beast, but his heart is bigger than anyone else's!
Zylo Class: Wolf Species: Wolfling Gender: Male Age: 47 years old Height: 212 cm Weight: 107 kg Place of Origin: Bustoke Starting Level: 9 Starting Weapon: None
The straightforward type who takes everything seriously
A proud wolfling leader who would protect his people even at the cost of his own life. King of the mountain people, he's respected as a spirit of the forest. An atypical king, he is in the frontlines at the first sign of battle, and fights with all his might. A typical fighter.
He has a charm that draws others to him, and is adored by his people.
You can count on him for power! A battle expert
As a wolfling carrying the blood of experienced beasts, his attack is outstanding. His other stats are not bad either, making him a powerful warrior.
Like Balbaroy, he gets sudden increases on level up. His HP is low, so he'll be done for if rushing recklessly at the enemies. Have him advance alongside his allies.
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The great old man who conquered the skies
Kokichi Class: Wing Knight Species: Human Gender: Male Age: 65 years old Height: 154 cm Weight: 45 kg Place of Origin: Bustoke Starting Level: 7 Starting Weapon: Bronze Lance
Currently an inventor, but used to be an exemplar knight!
A hardworking inventor who wished with all his heart to be able to fly, and finally made that wish come true after 50 years. The people nearby regard him as a weird old man, but he's actually nice. Before building his flying machine, he worked as a knight for a kingdom. Because of that, he's skilled with a sword. That skill has been fading with age, but he can compensate on his moves by piloting well his flying machine.
[Note: I assume he was a knight somewhere other than Bustoke since Diane's entry says they don't have much of an army there, but the text is vague enough that it could be.]
Those who continue to chase their dreams don't lose their vitality
He's average all around. Defense is a low point, and might be the deciding factor in sending him to battle or not. He's weak due to being human, and pretty old, so it's hard to use him immediately.
His HP growth is a slow curve. However contrary to what you'd expect of his age, his other stats grow quite fast.
#shining force#shining series#shining force world book#sf arthur#sf balbaroy#sf amon#sf kokichi#sf diane#sf zylo#diane being half a century older than tao does explain a bit why they don't seem close#even if the sisterhood continues to be kind of an asspull#like. i love it! doesn't mean it's good!#and no unlike gong's origin 'chronos mountain' isn't a place brought up anywhere else#the other guide however does state they lived near the tower of the ancients#also arthur is way younger than i expected which i guess is the point :/#nepo baby#getting increasingly curious about his appearance in sf3 and yet i have so many other things to do as well lol#not playing that game has become a running gag in my life#i legit might pick up landstalker first because i'm sorry the mega drive always has priority. it's home
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Jack Quaid is so fine and people need to stop sleeping on him (yes I know me and Nepo babies sue me š)
#she's rambling again#someone stop her#im sorry something about nepo babies#and no its not freud thing
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gonna take the last dinner party off my spotify blocklist and see if they can redeem themselves during my figure drawing session tonite
#sorry i listened to nothing matters one too many times in a week and got physically nauseous#plus i saw a random uncited tweet about them being english nepo babies and lets be real i get enough of those from the racing
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do you think tim would make nepo baby jokes about himself. half of me thinks he'd be irritated cuz a lot of what he's accomplished is from his own merit and effort. however. he is a little shit.
LMAOOOOOO i think he would be a little shit and make the jokes but not too too often bc i think ur right in that he would be annoyed with it since he does try to set himself apart. he would probably only do it if he just wants to throw someone off/surprise them. manipulative little weirdoā¦ā¦
or alternatively ā if itās likeā¦ with his siblings ā i think heād say it as an ironic dig against both himself and them. like damian. heād do it to annoy damian (especially because i vaguely recall some stuff about damian injecting himself into WE issues when he was younger LMAOOO). then damian would do it back. but then that begs the question as to whether damian would even be insulted by it. heād probably be like. Of course iād use fatherās position to integrate into the company. he does strike me as someone who knows his position but like. doesnāt care šššššš (at least maybe not when heās younger. i think as he got older he would be aware of it and would try to set himself apart and tim would bring it up again then and THEN it would successfully annoy him)
theyāre just silly gooses <3
#LMAO sorry to make a bigger chunk of this about damian#i do think they would be the most affected tho#all the others would Not Care šššššš#just cause they can get away with other careers (or no career like cass who i envision as just screwing around and having a good time#for the rest of her life. as she deserves)#but yeah tim would only do it to be annoying ā¤ļøāš©¹ i could see him making that joke with tam to annoy her. and probably also calling her a ne#baby to double the efforts LMAOOOOOOOO#**nepo baby it cut off for some reason very odd#inbox
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anyway i know people don't like to hear it because of the whole 'sic semper tyrannus' vibe of it all but the modern day equivalent of the ides of march would be if all those senators who've been in office since the 50s and were getting busted for insider trading in 2020 got together and stabbed bernie sanders to death in the capitol rotunda. i'm not even kidding.
#personal#ides of march#like let's be clear this wasn't the oppressed masses rising up against a tyrant#it was a bunch of aristocratic nepo babies who were the wealthiest and most elite of roman society#deciding that they didn't like This One Guy's Ambition and deciding to perform extrajudicial murder#and then utterly failing to plan for after that#given that this guy had a reputation as being 'a man of the people' and created a lot of infrastructure to help the plebes and the masses#so you know the actual people and not just pseudo-royalty of the time were really fucking pissed about the whole thing#and because the conspirators were apparently fucking DUMB they didn't have contingencies and basically hastened along roman autocracy#by thrusting the infinitely more ruthless and bloodthirsty octavian into power during a time that demanded ruthlessness#like caesar was a tyrant in the sense that he went around the countries that weren't his conquering and killing and colonizing#but like the senate didn't give a shit about any actual atrocities he might have committed against other peoples as he subjugated them#cuz they were all for that subjugation!#their grievances were just the most upper echelons of society deciding they knew best and being dumbasses all the while#sorry to burst any bubbles#(also very funny that sic semper tyrannus gets thrown around a lot as a thing for pro ides people)#(cuz the most famous moment where someone said that was when pathetic racist asshole john wilkes booth said it after shooting lincoln)#so you know. shrug dot emoji on that too
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Hollister-ass performance i feel like Iām about to be shamed for not wearing ultra low rise jeans
#Eurovision#esc2023#sorry not sorry#the dress is pretty dope but alsoā¦#okay but ALSO blanka looks like another nepo baby from Poland that I once hired as an intern and I canāt stop thinking about it
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Looks up wikihow for what to do when you realize your office has 5x the amount of budget of every other executive office combined
#fun fact the president gets the least! reaffirming the idea they do jack shit#maybe i shouldnt condemn gabby to that but also sorry maam you are not being evpsa as long as our nepo baby linenof succession#has anything to say about it šš maybe you could be dod one day#like i am the outlier that only happened because the ACTUAL nepo baby backed out last minute#so they had to speedrun my nepo babiness#anyways the genuine nepo baby route (me) is one iād like to aboid because as one of the people involved it sucks !!!!!#anyways sorry abt my boss telling you could do it even though youve already been elected to senate and my boss terms out in 3 days!#(and ????????????)#but thats a conversation i dont want to have so it will be unsaid unless you talk to me ! sorry i will be prioritizing those whove been here#and doing the work for 2+ years i think thats actually how this is Supposed to work when you donāt make all your core staff seniors @my boss#iāll be real they were insane for that like im insane for swinging the exavt opposite way but ALL YOUR CORE STAFF???? you left your juniors#in the fucking DUST man now you have nepo baby times and everyones like but you can do it SHUT UP im a nepo baby#to be fair its good we didnāt fast track the person we did bc WHEW issues but the thing is the person who got left with all these issues is#ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not any of the people whove been dealing with them for 3+ years so THANKS IG!!!!!!!!!#some ppl really dont grow up with the ideals of making sure you are leaving something for those after you huh like dont get me wrong#the work we DO considers those who comes after us bc thats how advocacy works but our OFFICE has none of that in terms of like#staff and stuff like some of the staff choices this year were šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµāš« everyone went into fall confused as hell#bc WHO TF WAS GOING TO RUN like even before i was properly involved THIS ISSUE EXISTED !!! you guys just got lucky i existed#and lucky that im a pushover that does whatever those around me tell me too like i am remembering i DIDNT WANT THIS JOB!!!! it took both#the person i consider my mentor and the person who i consider who i want to be when i grow up telling me to do it b4 i even considered it#so DONT TELL RANDOS THEY CAN HAVE A PLACE IN (MY) OFFICE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW!!! do you know what a bitch hiring is going 2 b#anyways :ā) can everyone tell i am So Excited for this job :ā)) if it turns out weāve had a budget of 300k this WHOLE TIME like#i had been SAYING WE DID bc its my JOB to Know it and it was THERE and weāve been acting like we had 150 iāll lose it#v.txt
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