#sorry I am a tourist
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#clemart#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#Elvis Purrsley#<- vinny is there too#tourist tumbles#tumbles ttcc#doe vinci#bro vinci#resistance ranger rain#rain ttcc#sorry the elvis was technically my first one so hes a little more all-over the place bc he counted as my warmup#i should also note i asked my priv twt for suggestions too for fun#this is like 4/18 toons. i wasnt expecting so many but needless to say i am not disappointed. i hope these slop sketches satisfy#im trying to keep away from just doing headshots. or limiting it as much as i can
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Okay talking with @cjbolan and she suggested amazingly how Odysseus could have visited Athens as a young man (should I say when he returns from Mesina? Or Parnassus?) He should visit Athens given it is the city linked to his patron goddess ✨️
And now I imagine excited lad Odysseus roaming about the city of Athens (probably even wearing clothes like common folk rather than king) like a freaking religious tourist on his way to discover the city almost practically founded by his patron goddess! Maybe this is the time he genuinely speaks to her in her own temple!
Okay brainstorming ideas for random fanfictions again!
#greek mythology#odysseus#the odyssey#tagamemnon#odyssey#homeric poems#homeric poems inspirations#athens#athena#homer odyssey#odysseus and athena#ody the religious tourist#religious tourism#homer's odysseus#homer's odyssey#heroes of trojan war#pallas athena#just a greek being homesick#homer#homeric odysseus#young odysseus#the man who knew many cities#sorry i am not sorry for this random idea#random toughts#thoughts from the void#beautiful brainstorming exchange#brainstorm#odysseus headcanon#headcanon
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if it wasn't for all the rude tourists i think i could be happy living here
#its rly pretty#but yea i tried to leave a cafe and got pushed out of the way by like 10 people trying to get in n didnt get a sorry or ty:c#got pushed into a bush bc they couldnt wait 2 seconds#they also dnt seem to understand that u need to move slightly to let people off of busy transport n they cant just force their way through u#i shouldnt b angry ab tourists bc i guess i am one too but tht type can be veryy frustrating#maybe i just dont like rude people n am just generalising idk#anyway im off to see a castle n stuff#and am vry sad about going home#i need another week or 10 in scotland
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i thought the kashino skin only produced meme reactions due to her Titty Physics but oh my god there's so much outrage on twitter. people that have never played nor would have played the game otherwise just absolutely dunking on it instead of just. ignoring the skin? it's "bad art" (not imho but whatever) and you can just Ignore It, Move Along and if it upsets them they can maybe block the AL accounts?
i am not going to post examples because 1. my mental health isnt doing good enough to look at these idiotic takes for too long 2. i do not want to bring Discourse here; but believe me. people are whining and crying and shitting their pants and killing their roommates over this skin. i bet reddit isnt much better off but i'll never check the subreddits, that's a task for braver souls than me.
why are people so vitriolic. damn.
#azur lane#azur lane rant#too many tourists in the fandom i think#people that do Not care about the game but see unrealistic anime woman and go absolute berserk over it#(also too many genshin or honkai players. those tend to be the most..... insulting)#sorry for bringing a glimpse of the discourse to your timelines i know a bunch of ppl follow me who hate discourse#i just. i am baffled by this. like damn.
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I may not be "from" Boston but I was technically born there and I do have Opinions about cannoli which means by law I should at least get dual citizenship
#whatever your tourist guide tells you about pastry is wrong I'm sorry that's the rules#I am not even italian and I know this#boston
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The test prep curriculum I have to teach tomorrow is just straight us propaganda with a passage that's like "many experts are lamenting American cultural colonization in foreign countries, BUT it causes a lot of economic development and makes the countries modernized so :)". Would love to shake the article writer and ask them to say with their whole chest WHY countries in south america and southeast asia are economically suffering and how us culture specifically having a stronghold there is connected and significant .. would love to know...
#the us will fuck up a perfectly good country's development with imperialism and then swoop back in 20 yrs later when they're completely#destitute like wow look at us helping the poor people : )#sorry i am passionate about this#I KNOW its just practice standardized testing its all bullshit but this got me so mad because the first paragraph goes into this stuff#about 'tourists will be shocked to see indonesian street vendors selling american clothes! haha!!“ like wow .#i wonder why the us has a cultural foothold in asia. couldnt be because of something that happened in ww2 that starts with a c ends with n#rhymes with jolonization
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Hello, hello at any Danish folks, or people who've spent their holiday in Copenhagen once:
I will spend some one week for work in Copenhagen in late August. Any recommendation what should absolutely been done, seen, and experienced in this city?
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I need to watch so many Dragon Age lore videos before next month omg
#i got 3 games worth of catching up bc i am a tourist im sorry yall :/#i was not a gaymer until red dead redemption 2 came out#anyway im a lore nerd so im actually vibrating at the thought of diving into all this#veilguard
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Usually drinking makes me feel less insane but instead I feel more insane. Have you ever been uncomfortably aware of your teeth? Human meat should be sold at the supermarket. I would stab a bitch for fucked up sex and a cigarette
#the zoo keepers let me out of my enclosure#i am mauling tourists on the nyc subway. having the time of my life#im ready to continue the party tbh but im pretty sure my therapist wouldnt be happy if i showed up drunk#if god didnt want me to do substances he should have made me a cat#i am sober now btw. just maybe a little bit manic. fuck if i know#i need to let this put here lest i terrorize my friends. sorry beasties
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kept asking to see the bear where do they keep the bear and all they kept saying was "please go away" and "this is a family restaurant"
#pers#i didn't spend too much time taking pictures i was scared of looking like a tourist (which i am). sorry
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i havent made any posts abt it but now that the big part is basically over ive gotta tell you im absolutely fucking fascinated with this whole submarine situation
#i have a lot of thoughts about it but i dont think tumblr is the right place for those right now. im thinking about it a fucking lot though#ah the hubris of man in the face of nature etc etc etc#maybe lets not take tourists into one of the most dangerous unpredictable environments on the fucking planet#especially in experimental non certified equipment#thats all ill say for now#can we pleaseeeee please fucking respect the ocean. can we please stop going to the titanic.#weve gotten what we need from it lets just. let those ppl rest#im having. thoughts. man idk. its insane to me this is literally like. a fucking horror movie#anyway i hope the markiplier iron lung movie doesnt get cancelled bc of this. i rlly wanna see that#also like. obviously the tragedy in the Mediterranean deserves more news and more care than 5 idiot billionaires but .#i am just a 20 something year old on the internet im not responsible for the media cycle#and im also a known avid horror enthusiast especially when it involves the ocean so.#im having a lot of thoughts about bullshit safety measures and the money spent on this fucking mess#and the fact that theyve been searching for days for ppl who were already dead two hours inot the trip. idk.#sorry i just needed an outlet for this bc my dad is insufferable to talk news with
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#shut up luci#delete later#i cant keep thinking of alice going to japan for a meeting but deciding to arrive early to do some casual tourist things bc its been so long#since shes done tourist things. anyway this is like the early aughts or late 90s whatever. she goes to the bridge to see all the cool fashio#fashion and maybe take pics like a rude tourist. maybe even check out the shops and buy something cute. and shes like WOAH so many cool styl#styles. heavily inspired by me england i am england i invented punk me personally i did that. and goth. whatever the hell this lolita is#is also clearly inspired by european fashion. and vw's mini crini line.#she just thinks jfash is neat. doesnt rly get all of it but she likes it. its cool. but then as shes taking picture like a rude person#she notices one girl look straight at her and then duck and turn around and speedwalk away. and iggys like oi wait im sorry i'll delete the#picture im sorry miss i didnt mean to be rude! and when she catches up to her shes like ?!?!?! sakura??? why are you dressed like this???#and sakura is like ahhhh i didnt know you would be here. sometimes i dress up when i am not working. it is fun i have some friends who like#to meet up here. yes humans. ahhhh >_< i really didnt mean for u to see me like this..... and iggys like oh its no big deal i dont mind.#i think this whole lolita thing suits u. hahaha remember when i used to dress all punk and gothic and whatnot? what you wear outside of work#is your own business. plus its cute :3 like u :3 hey maybe next time we can dress up together and go clubbing or to a concert. er...#a live as u say. haha lol. and sakura is like mmm perhaps. that might be fun. and then alice is like Right now how do i get to the maid cafe#from here. and sakura is like >_> ok um which one.#i love them
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HAD THE. CRAZIEST INSANE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS AT UNIVERSAL TODAY
#okay. in line for our first ride we notice the couple behind us is british and we're like omg! thats fun. dont hear a lot of british accents#so we like move on. and go to our next ride. and notice behind us there was a group of british teens#and we were like omg! what a fun coincidence. hahahaha. anyways :) and we left and went to our next ride#and as we got to the end we saw this guy arguing about the fact he couldnt bring his backpack onto the ride#so he left to put it in a locker and went. “sorry i cant get on” in. YOU GUESSED IT. A BRITISH ACCENT.#and they had a little kid so we were like OMG. 3 diff british families thats so insane. and like little kids with accents are always so fun#so we leave like. are we on punkd? this is wild. and we go to another ride. No British people around. but.#as we get to like the ride area the door isnt open#so i turn to my friend like should i just open it myself? and i hear. from the family who's going in with us.#'just go ahead and open it love'. SHOCK#DISBELIEF. A FOURTH FUCKING BRITISH FAMILY. COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM THE OTHER 3. ALL IN A ROW.#we leave in a daze. surely thats just insane. so we go to the other park and get on our first ride. no british people#we think okay. its finally over. go to another ride. still no british people. like i guess the curse is lifted lol!#and as we are walking to our next ride i am physically blocked by this family. and as i go to complain about it what do i hear?#TWO LITTLE KIDS SPEAKING IN GERMAN. TWO GERMAN CHILDREN. WHAT THE FUCK.#i start flipping out because in all my years of living in orlando i have never seen a german tourist. thats crazy.#and after all THAT? MY GOD!#we leave the ride in a daze. and we decide to go on one last ride (a harry potter one)#of course i have the thought like lol. there should be a british family here itd be appropriate#and as we're walking up i see another guy getting told he has to put his backpack in a locker. as a joke i turn to my friend and say#'i cant get on!' in the same accent as that guy from all those rides ago. as a funny reference to ourselves#and as i step closer what do i hear exit this mans mouth? A FUCKING. SCOTTISH ACCENT.#I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A FEVER DREAM. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN#i have NEVER seen so many british people in my entire life. ALL IN ONE DAY.
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as a trans masc person who has lived in multiple cities in each pennsylvania, idaho, oregon and washington i highly recommend moving. the quality of life i have in seattle is worlds away from anywhere else i've experienced, and that includes portland. but you couldn't put me back in pennsylvania at gun point.
oh i fucking love washington, i live here now and the only reason i would move is the go far away and isolate myself thing <- major fantasy of being able to cut ties and fuck off at any given moment and it not cause problems lol. i would really like to move to not my small town though. its really decent all things considered i just hate being in peoples business. one of my coworkers has lived here all his life with his family and he gets people coming up like 'hey i used to bowl with your grandma!'
#BTW RIP TO PENNSYLVANIA BEING AWFUL. i do want to go to the east coast at some point but ill probably like be a tourist at the beach#or something like that. i gotta see if the atlantic smells different.#i have 1 thing holding me down rn and that is complete lack of driving skills license or experience. which i am working on#literally as soon as that happens i think ill finally be less fucked in the head. or in a different way#sorry for the major rambling im having my squirrely active hours moment NOW at midnight lol
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EVERY. DAMN. PASSCODE. FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM:
Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)
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#im going insane#gravity falls#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#bill cipher#book of bill#the book of bill#codes#long post
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lmao this poll asking how much someone would need to live comfortably in this city and everyone saying more than twice my income 😀😀😀
#this one dude at work is complaining about how much he makes and I'm like you make more than me#''but your income is the same year round. mine's based on tourist season.''#okay but am I supposed to feel bad for you when even your slow season paychecks are more than mine?#sorry for being a hater of capitalism on main
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