#sorry I am a tourist

[st4rstudent]

first batch

[katerinaaqu]

Okay talking with @cjbolan and she suggested amazingly how Odysseus could have visited Athens as a young man (should I say when he returns from Mesina? Or Parnassus?) He should visit Athens given it is the city linked to his patron goddess ✨️

And now I imagine excited lad Odysseus roaming about the city of Athens (probably even wearing clothes like common folk rather than king) like a freaking religious tourist on his way to discover the city almost practically founded by his patron goddess! Maybe this is the time he genuinely speaks to her in her own temple!

Okay brainstorming ideas for random fanfictions again!

[cursedalthoughts]

i thought the kashino skin only produced meme reactions due to her Titty Physics but oh my god there's so much outrage on twitter. people that have never played nor would have played the game otherwise just absolutely dunking on it instead of just. ignoring the skin? it's "bad art" (not imho but whatever) and you can just Ignore It, Move Along and if it upsets them they can maybe block the AL accounts?

i am not going to post examples because 1. my mental health isnt doing good enough to look at these idiotic takes for too long 2. i do not want to bring Discourse here; but believe me. people are whining and crying and shitting their pants and killing their roommates over this skin. i bet reddit isnt much better off but i'll never check the subreddits, that's a task for braver souls than me.

why are people so vitriolic. damn.

[beggars-opera]

I may not be "from" Boston but I was technically born there and I do have Opinions about cannoli which means by law I should at least get dual citizenship

[piosplayhouse]

The test prep curriculum I have to teach tomorrow is just straight us propaganda with a passage that's like "many experts are lamenting American cultural colonization in foreign countries, BUT it causes a lot of economic development and makes the countries modernized so :)". Would love to shake the article writer and ask them to say with their whole chest WHY countries in south america and southeast asia are economically suffering and how us culture specifically having a stronghold there is connected and significant .. would love to know...

[laurapetrie]

“Never let it be said that she isn’t a dolly-heart.” - Los Angeles Herald Examiner, 1954

[cafeleningrad]

Hello, hello at any Danish folks, or people who've spent their holiday in Copenhagen once:

I will spend some one week for work in Copenhagen in late August. Any recommendation what should absolutely been done, seen, and experienced in this city?

[lesbianbongwater]

Usually drinking makes me feel less insane but instead I feel more insane. Have you ever been uncomfortably aware of your teeth? Human meat should be sold at the supermarket. I would stab a bitch for fucked up sex and a cigarette

[charmcoindied]

kept asking to see the bear where do they keep the bear and all they kept saying was "please go away" and "this is a family restaurant"

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i havent made any posts abt it but now that the big part is basically over ive gotta tell you im absolutely fucking fascinated with this whole submarine situation

[luciality]

iggypan

[gayfrasier]

HAD THE. CRAZIEST INSANE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS AT UNIVERSAL TODAY

[vampfucker666]

as a trans masc person who has lived in multiple cities in each pennsylvania, idaho, oregon and washington i highly recommend moving. the quality of life i have in seattle is worlds away from anywhere else i've experienced, and that includes portland. but you couldn't put me back in pennsylvania at gun point.

oh i fucking love washington, i live here now and the only reason i would move is the go far away and isolate myself thing <- major fantasy of being able to cut ties and fuck off at any given moment and it not cause problems lol. i would really like to move to not my small town though. its really decent all things considered i just hate being in peoples business. one of my coworkers has lived here all his life with his family and he gets people coming up like 'hey i used to bowl with your grandma!'

[bosspigeon]

it's kind of funny in a fucked up sad way that i now pass well enough that trying to be friendly/helpful towards cis women can now be read as Creepy

[eazy-peazy54]

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[sonsband]

lmao this poll asking how much someone would need to live comfortably in this city and everyone saying more than twice my income 😀😀😀