#sorry I am a tourist

[st4rstudent]

first batch

[katerinaaqu]

Okay talking with @cjbolan and she suggested amazingly how Odysseus could have visited Athens as a young man (should I say when he returns from Mesina? Or Parnassus?) He should visit Athens given it is the city linked to his patron goddess ✨️

And now I imagine excited lad Odysseus roaming about the city of Athens (probably even wearing clothes like common folk rather than king) like a freaking religious tourist on his way to discover the city almost practically founded by his patron goddess! Maybe this is the time he genuinely speaks to her in her own temple!

Okay brainstorming ideas for random fanfictions again!

[ur-ghostgirl]

if it wasn't for all the rude tourists i think i could be happy living here

[cursedalthoughts]

i thought the kashino skin only produced meme reactions due to her Titty Physics but oh my god there's so much outrage on twitter. people that have never played nor would have played the game otherwise just absolutely dunking on it instead of just. ignoring the skin? it's "bad art" (not imho but whatever) and you can just Ignore It, Move Along and if it upsets them they can maybe block the AL accounts?

i am not going to post examples because 1. my mental health isnt doing good enough to look at these idiotic takes for too long 2. i do not want to bring Discourse here; but believe me. people are whining and crying and shitting their pants and killing their roommates over this skin. i bet reddit isnt much better off but i'll never check the subreddits, that's a task for braver souls than me.

why are people so vitriolic. damn.

[beggars-opera]

I may not be "from" Boston but I was technically born there and I do have Opinions about cannoli which means by law I should at least get dual citizenship

[piosplayhouse]

The test prep curriculum I have to teach tomorrow is just straight us propaganda with a passage that's like "many experts are lamenting American cultural colonization in foreign countries, BUT it causes a lot of economic development and makes the countries modernized so :)". Would love to shake the article writer and ask them to say with their whole chest WHY countries in south america and southeast asia are economically suffering and how us culture specifically having a stronghold there is connected and significant .. would love to know...

[cafeleningrad]

Hello, hello at any Danish folks, or people who've spent their holiday in Copenhagen once:

I will spend some one week for work in Copenhagen in late August. Any recommendation what should absolutely been done, seen, and experienced in this city?

[lesbianbongwater]

Usually drinking makes me feel less insane but instead I feel more insane. Have you ever been uncomfortably aware of your teeth? Human meat should be sold at the supermarket. I would stab a bitch for fucked up sex and a cigarette

[charmcoindied]

kept asking to see the bear where do they keep the bear and all they kept saying was "please go away" and "this is a family restaurant"

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i havent made any posts abt it but now that the big part is basically over ive gotta tell you im absolutely fucking fascinated with this whole submarine situation

[luciality]

iggypan

[gayfrasier]

HAD THE. CRAZIEST INSANE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS AT UNIVERSAL TODAY

[khaenriahkhaenriah]

i have never related more to alhaitham in my life (read: I have never been more overstimulated in my life and my headphones are the only thing saving me)

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt. Field trip.

Some people would call gothamites petty, but given that most of the USA population treated them as scum, they believed that their behavior was justified.

They didn't like tourists, to put it mildly. Therefore, after learning that in their city were people on a field trip from Amity Park who could not leave Gotham for several days due to weekly escape from Arkham, the news channel immediately decided that a short interview from the guests would definitely amuse the locals. The reaction of outsiders never ceases to be ridiculous.

Reporter: ~Good afternoon~ Gotham News! May I ask you to share what you liked most about our wonderful city?

Mr. Lancer*still in a cold sweat and looks at every passerby as a potential villain*: Uh, no, me..It's so unexpected. Well, first of all, people here are very…

Danny *is high after the tasting samples Dr. Crane gave him for free and is extremely eager to share his happiness with others*,* picks a microphone*.

Danny: Gotham is the best city in the world! Like seriously, damn, I'd like to die here. Although there are constant shootings somewhere, half the time people don't even shoot at me! I haven't been this relaxed since middle school! And in the evenings, there is often such a pleasant scent of fear and despair on the streets. This fear toxin of yours is a real miracle! It's sooo good!

Sam *decides to take the initiative in her own hands before Fenton says too much*: Personally, I am very pleased with the number of green spaces you have in your city. It's nice to see that here eco-activists are really being listened to. Also, the fact that most restaurants have a thoughtful menu for vegetarians left a very pleasant impression.

Dash in his favorite T-shirt "it's not gay if he's dead": Four words. Hips of Red Hood. The fact that it is not marked in the guidebook as the main attraction of the Crime Alley is a real crime. This dude clearly never skips leg days. My respect.

Tucker: What can I say? The speed of internet here, even during villains attacks, is absolutely  unbelievable. I don't want to leave this place.

Jazz: I love Gotham! Finally, I was able to buy all the works published by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. *girl picks up an impressive stack of books* For some reason, they are not available online.

The camera points at a red-haired guy with a twitching eye.

Wes: I'm 85% sure Bruce Wayne is Batman. I have a proof and I am ready to provide it.

A girl with a "Good Guess" pin from Riddler enters and takes camera away from conspiracy theorist.

Star: Sorry, he slipped out at night and went to look for problems. Again. Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like this when he drinks more than two energy drinks in a row.

[verymuchablog42]

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CASA BONITA SLANDER, I LOVE CASA BONITA, MY GRANDPA LOVES CASA BONITA, MY FRIENDS LOVE CASA BONITA, MY SIBLINGS LOVE CASA BONITA, MY NEIGHBORS LOVE CASA BONITA, MY PARENTS LOVE CASA BONITA, MY COUSINS LOVE CASA BONITA, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD LOVES CASA BONITA

*ahem* yikes, sorry about that. what i meant to say was, "hmm, i wonder why no one appreciates casa bonita as much as they should"

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[eazy-peazy54]

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