#sorry Hiji

[noriko04]

OKITA SOUJI TO HIKIJATA BWWWAHHAHA XD

I don't like sharing my favorite humans with others.

[alexmachi]

Annoy your canonmate because you're feeling like it is the best feeling ever

[tae-shimura-is-my-wife]

I'm salty so i'm gonna to say it! I can't believe Hijikata and Mitsuba haven't a proper conversation before she died! Hiji is shown to be a sweetheart various times, (he just tries to hide it) so he going to atleast have a last talk about everything with her doesn't seem ooc. I can see he not being there when she actually died, but being reluctant with her all the time KNOWING Mitsuba was wouldn't live for so long and that she loves him? His speech about "the woman i love" is cute yeah, but them having a last moment together after Mitsuba waited years to see him again would be 1000× more romantic!

[todayisafridaynight]

Snap. Aoki plush. You can finally dunk him in milk

PLEAAAASE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME ON HERE AND POST ABOUT ITTTTTT

[shiroselia]

From my 6 hours of intense insanity so far my general take is that Hijiyama has something very LGBT going on and Juro has something very cishet going on

[garmmy]

(13 sentinels spoilers under the cut) some dumb ideas for post-game destruction modes💥

ok so the 'alternate ending' was just meant to be a joke (like how drv3 rewards you with an 'ending' for beating the near-impossible platformer) but then i thought...what if kisaragi's group was the one that managed to shift instead of ida?

32yo 3rd gen group in sector 1...(sorry i can't decide on hiji's hairstyle i'll make a better one one day) (also bonus some kids who grew up in sector 4..their names are a mystery)

how can this game keep driving me insane with non-existent au 💀

[kyuuxmizu]

So I finally tried all the gntm collabo food I bought from Lawson 100 XD

1) Kagura-chan's TKG (tamakakegohan) onigiri

Well, the filling tasted like egg and soy sauce (as expected XD) It had a weird bitter aftertaste tho. Was it the soy sauce that they used? I wonder if I ate an expired one...😵‍💫 I doubled checked.. the date was ok....

2) Okita's spicy onigiri

I think it's torimeshi? It's spicy alright (I have a low spice tolerance tho XD)

3) Fried potato (sour cream)

These fried potato boxes come with an illustration card (I got a Shinpachi!)

The potatoes were similar to Jagariko (or was it Jagabee? 🤔) Sour cream flavour was lacking tho.. 🥲 huhu

4) Shinpachi's glasses style bread

well, it was just 2 choco donuts stuck together. Nothing really special (I love donuts tho XD)

5) Uji Gintoki-style ohagi

Deconstructed version of ohagi (botamochi)

Actually this is the first time I've tried ohagi... And I was pleasantly surprised with it, considering I am not a huge fan of azuki (sorry Ginchan huhu). The texture of the rice cake itself was similar to rice cakes in my home country which I totally miss eating huhu.... Out of all the 5 food collabo I've tried, this turned out to be my fave.. I didn't expect to like it as much. maybe because it reminded me so much of home? 🥲🥲🥲 (Note to self: you must not get homesick!!!)

(btw, my least fave ones were the onigiri huhu sorry my beloved okikagu)

Anyways, I'm going out again tomorrow to hunt for the Hiji and Eli bread XD

[lilac-5ky]

why is there no rickroll alignment chart for gintama characters?

it's 4 am and i have crazy thoughts.

Gintoki always falls for it. He is straight up dumb when it comes to technology and if it has Ketsuno Ana's name on it, he's clicking.

Shinpachi also falls for it, but at some point starts becoming hella sus over it. Gets rickrolled over Otsu-chan a lot and wants to pass a law against rickrolling.

Kagura probably rickrolls everyone and is proud of it.

Sougo is the type to get creative with the links and hid a rickroll where you'd least expect it. Rickrolls the shit out of Hiji. Most likely leaves a recorder somewhere in his place and scares the living crap out of him in the middle of the night. Definitely has a competition with Kagura and they fight over who's the best rickroller. Hates it when his handiwork is confused with hers.

Hijikata is the biggest victim istg, I feel sorry for him. Might try to rickroll Sougo or Gin once out of spite.

Kondo LOVES getting rickrolled LMAO somehow he thinks of rickrolling as a good thing and always thanks people for it.

Yamazaki goes insane over rickrolling. Hides in his apartment with anpan and starts having visions of Rick Astley. poor fella

Otae got rickrolled once by Kondo who shared it with her, hoping it'd make her laugh. He is not with us anymore, god rest his soul.

Kyuubei tries to become a pro rickroller to impress Otae. Doesn't realize how much she hates it :/

Madao gets reverse rickrolled and loses his job. Someone (I bet my money on Gin figuring it out) sends him an inappropriate video that he assumes to be a rickroll, plays it at full vol -----> insta fired.

Soyo-hime is one of the top tier rickrollers across the nation. She thrives on people's hatred and discomfort, straight up super sadistic rickroller.

Matsudaira straight up shot his phone and dealt with it once and for all.

Isaburo was about to get rickrolled, but Matsudaira shot his phone as well.

Nobume just doesn't get it. She stares at it blankly, not understanding what's so fun about it.

Oboro is the same as her, but deep down he wants to try it out himself, and he does so on the WORST individual ever.

Utsuro just smiles for a bit and murders him.

Sacchan tried to reverse rickroll Gin-chan by filming a sexual video of herself and hiding it in a rickroll.

Zenzou avoids every rick roll swiftly and brags about it. Someone kicks his ass and he goes quiet.

Katsura doesn't get rickrolled by anyone ;-; if anything, he tries to rickroll himself and shows it to others as if it's an accomplishment.

Elizabeth feels sad and cringed, so she rickrolls him once through her sign boards. It was the happiest day of his life.

Tatsuma laughs at every single rickroll like an idiot and opens each one knowing exactly what it is. Shares them around and contributes to the insanity.

Mutsu bans every single post of his. Tries hard to gets his accounts suspended.

Takasugi actually knows how to rickroll! He most definitely learned how to just to spite Gintoki, who never really expected that from him. Tried to rickroll Bansai as well, but he only commented about the song and was mostly unfazed. Bummer.

Matako was the one who taught him how to. Secretely expects him to try it on her, but he never does ;-; laughs at other people getting rickrolled for sure.

Bansai, like I said, doesn't get it. He is like Nobume, but he feels bad about not understanding. Probably posts the song on his account just to be meta.

Takechi makes an anti-rickroll campaign as well to liberate loli vids and anime memes from it.

Kamui sees Kagura doing it and starts doing it to others as well, mostly Umibozu, Abuto and Takasugi (once or twice, he loves his adoptive father)

Abuto is forced to chuckle every time while internally screaming W H Y

Tsukuyo has a fate worse than Matako. She learned what it was, learned how to do it, sent it to Gintoki, and was left on read.

disclaimer: this is a shit post. i have no idea why i wrote it and i'll probably forget all about it the day after. tagging is gonna be nightmare. oh boy ;-;

[keroppidreams]

been thinking about the soul switch arc and how klara and reina would react to it so here we go:

klara ➡️ hiji!gin: she can be rather observant in spite of her ditzy behavior, so she knows something is up when she walks into the building and sees "gin" with his slicked back hair, stern expression and kiseru in his hand. his strange mannerisms isn't helping either ("huh? he designed a code of conduct for odd jobs?"). so she asks to speak to him in private, sitting across from him with a serious expression, and at that moment hiji!gin is thinking that the gig™ is up, she somehow found out.

but no, klara proceeds to fail her perception check and starts giving him a speech about how he shouldn't feel pressured to change his entire personality and that she--erm, everyone likes gin-san just the way he is even if he's kinda dumb at times etc. hiji!gin is just sitting there entire time, awkwardly nodding along (how is he even supposed to react to this? these words are obviously not meant for him) and thinking how he just dodged a fucking bullet. side note: she definitely almost gives him a heart attack when her invisibility kicks in and mistakes her for a ghost.

reina ➡️ gin!hiji: he's just lazing around in the shinsengumi compound only to suddenly get a text message from reina asking if hes on his way.

gin!hiji: what. reina: (˘ŏ_ŏ) um...weren't we going to watch the alien vs yakuza remake today? did you get swamped with work again?

he stares down at the phone as his two brain cells struggle to work ("oiii, is that mayo bastard actually dating that waitress? naaah, that's impossible. he didn't even say anything about this. yeah, this is probably prank call.")

so he just replies with a single sentence:

"sorry but you got the wrong number."

reina never texts him back and legit thinks hiji changed his number.

[goldenlaquer]

I want to ask an in depth summary of all the arcs with your characters but it might take a little while 😭 so how about more details for those (if it's not too much):

Teito: Shinsengumi Crisis, Rokkaku and Baragaki

Yan: Four Devas

Seiji: Love Choriss (pls tell me he never got his harem), Kintama, Courtesan of a Nation and Genderbend arc (girl Seiji 😳)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING AND I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT 😭❤️❤️❤️

Teito:

Shinsengumi Crisis Arc: This is the arc where the tone shifts for Teito. Up until this point, Teito is shown as a mild personality. He's not particularly special in anything other than his face and peach jokes. Ito does not attempt to recruit Teito into his faction. He thinks Teito's soft and a pushover, and worse yet, it seems like his sword is ornamental because Teito does not take on active combat duty within the Shinsengumi, which is even more egregious for a captain— Ito has already decided that there will be no room for weakness within the new Shinsengumi. Teito is separated from Kondo and Sougo, ambushed by several members of the Ito faction sent to kill him. Teito asks (politely too, who does that?) them to surrender, and that's hilarious to the assassins because who's asking who to surrender? It's 1 to 6, Teito is outnumbered. After a second confirmation that they really won’t back down, Teito gets into position, gives them his sincerest regrets to their utter amusement, and moves. You won’t see the actual fight or the aftermath, only him successfully rejoining the group later on, alone and covered in blood (Hijikata chews the HELL out of him, did you fight, teito?! commit seppuku! no stop, why are you committing seppuku!?!). Other scenes include him helping form the human rope to save Ito from falling, and then part of the circle of Shinsengumi members around Ito's last fight, in solidarity. And during Pusuke's (and Yamazaki's) funeral, Teito looking incredibly sad and offering forth a plate of peaches, rubbed smooth and looking absolutely mushy, except for one peach that is left fuzzy, to be rubbed in the afterlife— for Pusuke that is, not Yamazaki. (yamazaki in the background going, no one wants your rotten peaches, but why are you giving it to the dog instead of me?!?? Dogs can't even rub peaches!!!!— and then teito pausing and sliding one of the mushy peaches off of pusuke's plate to put in front of yamazaki's portrait— oi!!!! you clearly gave me that peach as a second thought! at least give me the fuzzy one!)

Rokkaku Arc: (he's the only one who would enjoy the tabasco topped cakes) A small role, he shows up at the end with the Shinsengumi— not exactly there for combat support, but as the head of Communications and Media Relations, who is also in charge of keeping official records. There's the inaccurate Rokkaku record in his hand. Even Sougo has to take a good pause at Teito's very gentle smile. Only reason why Sougo's not outright slacking off with all those loads of paperwork at the end of arc is because dealing with Teito about it is too annoying (and delightfully scary! according to Kamiyama).

Baragaki Arc: Teito's backstory unravels a little here. Tetsunosuke arrives. He's the belligerent nepo baby we all know and hated. Is disrespectful to all his senpais, especially to Teito of all people. Spits on Teito's shoes and calls him an ugly pushover. In another scene, there's a rap battle. Hijikata and the rest of the Shinsengumi watches as Tetsunosuke and his cronies start off with a diss, and Teito finally gets serious, picks up a mic, wears a baseball cap on backwards, becomes T-Peach and returns fire with a diss of his own (but instead of it being an insult, it's filled with praise). Tetsunosuke is sweating, but he won't be beat! They go back and forth in the battle of hate vs love, until Tetsunosuke snaps and bursts out with a "Don't mess with me! You were dumped here by my brother too, weren't you? You're a failure like me!"

Teito is present during the encounter with Isaburo (Hijikata took Teito along for the ride in attempt to smooth things over between him and Tetsunosuke). At the end of the interaction, Isaburo, turning to Teito, says this: 'Teito-kun. Rolling in the mud with the pigs when you could've been rolling with the elite. I told you that you'd regret not taking my hand to pull yourself up, didn't I? Look at how they chained you, how useless your sword is now. As lowly as you are, I wouldn't take you back even if you crawled and begged and tried to bribe me with a limited edition Super LOVE Musume Evening CD.'

And Teito smiles, saying this : 'Isaburo-san, it's as you've said before, I am so far beneath you that I would've dirtied your hand if I touched it. As it is, I prefer rolling in the mud instead of rolling with the elites. A pig can do that with dignity. By the way, I prefer Tan-Maid'

Isaburo narrowing his eyes. 'Oh dear. How you've changed.'

'And you, Isaburo-san.'

Tetsunosuke goes from B-boy to C-boy, and bows until the back of his head is showing to Teito-senpai, apologizing for his rudeness at the beginning of the arc— to which Teito accepts good-naturedly. Tetsunosuke mentions that he feels like they have a lot of things in common, especially with them both being scorned by his brother Isaburo. Teito smiling and saying that he feels that even though Isaburo-san had said all those hurtful things, he still must care for Tetsunosuke, uhm, in his own way. And Tetsunosuke shaking his head, thanking Teito for being kind and trying to spare his feelings, but his older brother really doesn't care for him at all, that's why Tetsunosuke was sent to the Shinsengumi. Teito looks thoughtful as Tetsunosuke runs off the find the vice-commander.

(With Tetsunosuke trying to make himself useful and bombarding Hijikata 24/7, Hijikata swears it's like dealing with rookie Teito 2.0 all over again, because it kinda is— Teito's the one who happily gave Tetsunosuke advice and a list of all of Hijikata's likes and dislikes.)

In the Shinsengumi's clash with the Mimawarigumi, Teito is with Yamazaki, Kondo, and Sougo, while Hijikata is dealing with Isaburo. It’s Teito who ends up catching the end of the Tetsunosuke’s rope (sorry yamazaki 😔💔 but I wanted to connect scenes here).

Effectively blocks off any escaping stragglers from Check It Out gang by obsessively rubbing peaches (And one. And two. And three— there’s a real creep just rubbing off all the fuzz on the peaches! What the hell is wrong with these people!?)

Teito disguised as a Mimawarigumi member as he raises his sword to the back of Isaburo’s unprotected head. Isaburo’s huffing out in annoyance and undeniable humor. ‘I thought you couldn’t use your sword anymore.’

and Teito quietly saying back, ‘My sword was never the problem, and the Shinsengumi nor Tetsunosuke were never really the problem either— but you knew that all this time didn’t you, Isaburo-san?’

… Don’t know what you mean, Teito-kun. Every single last one of you are damn thorns in my side.

Yan:

Four Devas arc: A very small background character role, I'm sorry to say 😔 this is in the aftermath episode with Kujaku Hime Kada. There's the scene where Kamui and Abuto are comparing the deranged princess to consoles and Yan puts his own two cents in with a 'playdia.' and then Abuto's like 'no, no, more like a genesis'. And he's there as backup for Kamui's escaped execution—breaking through a closed off entrance with Abuto and the rest of the 7th division in tow. In the middle of the chaos, he accidentally crushes Ma*ko's foot, and she's shrieking her head off, calling him all sorts of names like "you fat brute" which totally hurts his feelings and keeps him awake at night, he's always been sensitive about his weight

Seiji:

Love Choriss arc:

Kintama arc:

Courtesean of a Nation arc:

Genderbend arc:

lemme reblog Seiji's stuff filled out later 😭 he can wait 😔

[ask-alexander-feoc]

Back in the day.

Alexander is the gif.

“Hehe, Sorry Ally. I guess it is your time.”

“H-Hiji... How... Could... you?”

[summoned-anima]

" caenis! there you are! " hijikata sprints over holding up two tickets. he seemed rather more excited than usual, and after that delicious greek feast last month, he figured the lancer would be the best person to invite and may enjoy the show he got the tickets for. " interested in coming to see a sumo wrestling tournament in the upcoming week? get a little taste of one of our most popular sports. "

White Day treats || bless u Hijikata!

     Caenis didn’t expect to meet anyone today; and especially, not to be invited anywhere. Fangs showed in a genuine smile that he quickly moved to be a grimace of displeasure. Though, a red tint taken over tan cheeks. ‘You fool!’ a shout was delivered. Oh god, did those ears bent down in embarassment?

    ‘Alright, whatever! But if it sucks, you are getting your ass kicked so hard!’

[verfurdc]

I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU YANKED AT MY ARM IN SUCH A SAVAGE MANNER YOU FERAL MAN! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE THIS PLACE AND I CANNOT POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT WHETHER THIS REVOLTING HODOR COMES FROM THIS BEAST OR FROM YOU

@pragmarage​

[originlist]

Fights on Shinsengumi side solely because... Hiji... Hiji pretty.....

[todayisafridaynight]

I just wanna say that I stalk ur blog a lot like I was already obsessed with Daigo and ur artwork tripled my obsession and I love every single one of ur posts <3

omg bestie !!!!!! tysm for lovin my posts im glad i can make stuff you enjoy (❁´◡`❁)

[akumanoken-archive]

"The pain doesnt even hurt anymore."

@shinsenoni

“You’re not dying, fukuchou, so shush,” he hissed.  She was so light in his arms, even as slight as he was himself.  “Just hold on alright?? Gonna get you someplace you can be taken care of, so just save your strength.

Enough soldiers were fallen around them for anyone still breathing to give them a wide berth.  They wouldn’t dare challenge him.