#:daily_hijikata:

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Your man positing like Instagram baddies

hes MY insta baddie <3 and im his proud insta gf and together we will be THE (most insufferable) influencer couple <3 kisses his lil pout like babe theres no need to act so cool around me <3

whos the artist tho. i just wanna talk. wheres his CAKE. WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY PLATTER DOWN THERE !!!!!!

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i find this one funny for so many reasons. 1. it looks like he has purple eyeshadow on. 2. why is he holding the phone like that. 3. they probably just told him he cannot order 5 tons of mayo in one day

HELP YOU'RE RIGHT... WHY IS HE HOLDING THE PHONE LIKE THAT. it's like that one ep where they discovered functional cellphones in sadaharu's shit and had to get them cleaned and repaired, but once something's tainted with shit it's tainted for life so his grip on that phone betrays the consequences of the compromise he made by choosing to use that phone instead of buying a new one... no flip phone swag for him 😔 (but then again why would he be fazed by actual shit when he consumes white dogshit in excess on a daily basis...)

also yes he is wearing purple eyeshadow bc he is my goth bf <3 my influence <3

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this was a need, a necessity

IT TRULY WAS.............

MMMMRGRHRGRHHGHGH I AM...... Thinking about showing each other past photos of ourselves and him getting all blushie when i see his long hair amateur samurai days but and i say he was as good looking then as he is now and hes like '... thanks' as he looks away all embarrassed and even mORE blushie and he lights a cig and i kiss him on the cheek and and AND !!!

im normal btw

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we,,, we r on a matsuri date !!

u cant see it bc im camera shy but he went with me to get a yukata and we both went in yukatas.. we stuffed ourselves with yakisoba and takoyaki and dango and okonomiyaki .. then he won a prize for me at the shooting range... and then we went to watch the fireworks at a secret spot only he knew ....!! it was all very romantic

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Why is he single???

Why did you two break up?

Was it because of his forehead or smoking or maybe mayo?? Maybe he had a curse placed on him where he forgets really important things. The public needs answers

no no... u dont get it... the gif looks Refined here but if you look carefully at the background and the way in which his lines are drawn.. this was actually from BEFORE we got together.. yes yes

now that he's not single there's a ton of things for him to do <3 including me

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just wanted to gift u some old hijikata frames that u mayhaps missed <3

(also what's with him smoking in that thing smh)

the smell of the smoke helps him destress and he's willing to risk the consequences of excessive smoke inhalation just for some relief. i have no other explanation for his stupid behaviour.

also the first frame 0.0 a hijikata frame?!?!? without a cig in his mouth ?!?!?!?!??! OwO lips all free for k...kissing....... dont mind if i do..........!!

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He looks like he pouting here

HE... HES POUTING... AND I TAKE THE CIG FROM HIS MOUTH AND HE POUTS EVEN HARDER...... BUT HE FALTERS AS MY FACE MOVES IN.... THEN I GIVE HIM A LIL KISSY ON THE NOSE INSTEAD OF THE LIPS AND HE GIVES THE ULTIMATE >:( POUT........ BUT THEN HE PUTS HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF MY NECK AND GOES IN HIS RASPY VOICE "hey, what was that..." AND PULLS ME BACK IN TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME... KYAAAAAAAAA