#sophie as an alicorn

[the-way-astray]

team valiant should've been called team horse girl i said what i said

[kingkrakie]

Tee hee @thefoxysnake

[queenunderthatmountain]

People online discussing who Sophie's dad is as if we all don't know it's actually Greyfell

[synonymroll648]

ok so hypothetically with the way sophie’s teleporting works would she just like. be banned from races of any kind because she’d inevitably think super hard on where she wants to go and already be traveling fast and just teleport there?

like she’s doing a silly lil bike race (she canonically rode a bike as a kid and he probably figured out how to ride one in the forbidden cities) w/ keefe one moment and the next she’s in the void and she’s like :| and does the Teleport of Shame to the finish line to hail him to apologize and wait for him. fitz invites her to go running with him at evergreen but makes it clear it’s not a race because he’s heard what happens when she races people, and they’re doing fine jogging for a while and then she sees biana off-course and gets too excited and accidentally runs into her the ground via teleporting.

if she’s in a cab with dex on a forbidden cities mission, could she accidentally teleport the cab to their destination?? how would the black swan cover that up???

[camelspit]

anyway i think it would be really cute if sophie had faint sparkles in her hair like an alicorn

[book-lover85]

as an avid sokeefe shipper since book 4 sophitz was actually adorable in Flashback and I loved reading their interactions

[black--butterflies]

Sophie has alicorn DNA, right...

So.....

is Silveny her mom !!!

[twentyfunnybunnies]

it's okay guys, everybody farts, and Keefe still thinks you're cute and loves you anyway

[bookwyrminspiration]

quil u say so many fascinating things

Omg you get it...you get me...she's so so beautiful. Look at those foot fingers...she can scamper and scuttle with the mediocre of them

Ty for providing this stunning visual, a feat of modern man, a relic of our time. I will treasure it forever you're so so talented <33

Everyone look at this!! Look at the foot fingers!! See the masterpiece mellie has created and deigned to bless us with!!

[florida-preposterously]

im sorry.

[luv-of-venus]

The keepers of the lost cities literary universe would be 10x better if they had fairies

[aphelea]

silla x evera

I don't think either of them even have page time in canon... They're mentioned each like once. Although, if Shannon were to ever make a gay ship canon, it would definitely be something like this.

[kingkrakie]

reference paging these three so I'm safe from canon design propaganda/j

closeups under cut😞

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

some crazy things Shannon put in KOTLC that I love

1. Marella gets vapes ("can of flavored air") from the school lunch line, she also bought some for Sophie as an exams present

2. There is a non-alcoholic carbonated(?) beverage that gets ppl drunk (we have no indication of minimum legal drinking age)

3. there is a holiday food that looks like those swamp hotdogs you can't eat

4. kelpie urine cures seasickness and yeti pee fixes burns

5. sasquatches exist, they are green, and they have beaks

6. el dorado is real and it's controlled by goblins, to get there you ride in an egg-shaped carriage pulled by a titanaboa through the earth's crust.

7. timezones are real, elves just don't subscribe to them. all elvin cities use the same time as London (I think, based on Legacy)

8. every elf speaks and reads their language instinctively from birth, but runes still evolve over time and the Vackers have a specific accent, which is considered aristocratic and correct.

9. dwarves have an underground tunnel that makes you hallucinate

10. two known monarchs of the intelligent species got their job by sabotaging their predecessor, one of them is friends with the main character.

11. Alicorns are still not considered an intelligent species, all legislation concerning them lacks their input.

12. trolls turn into babies when they get old, they finish gestation inside giant communal honeycombs, and newborns have a bloodthirsty stage.

13. Because of her genetics, Sophie can read any type of writing in existence EXCEPT for elvin government documents (and maybe dead languages)

please add on anything else you can think of!

[i-heart-tiana]

sophie pls dont eat the alicorn!!

i like to consider myself a comedy genius 😏 (i have not slept in 4 days)

[camelspit]

keeper au where everything is the same but sophie looks like this