#soostan

[fordlee]

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

also yeah im watching dreamscapers rn and omfg its actually so funny how soos getting disgusted with "mr tummy" bit is actual foreshadowing on how thats actually bill than the real soos cuz the real soos immediately comes in talking about how hot stan is in short shorts. proof that the real soos wouldve been all over that

[cravingpepsimax]

"no one wants to talk about it cuz soos isnt conventionally attractive"

me who always thought soos was hot since gf dropped: we are beings beyond human comprehension

@cantgetworsethanthistbh

LITERALLLYYYYYY you and i Understand. i love me a fat freak nerd (<- is a fat freak nerd)

ALSO. also. while we’re discussing soostan i have to mention. @stanfiction-withsoos and i were talking and. like. soos makes passes/implies attraction to stan while also seeing him as a father figure and he has daddy issues like that man def is into ageplay and really wants stan to be his daddy WJAJSJJS

in particular we were talking about soos growing to see ford in a fatherly light (two of them woaw) and wanting to get daddied-stanwiched super bad . the rollerskating thing oh i KNOW he would go crazynuts over The Green Shorts. plus he DID put that man in a speedo in one of the stanfics like

anyways soos has some bad daddy issues and i think stan and ford could fill that hole. and also his hole. ❤️

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[fordlee]

If Soostanwich isn't real, then why

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

OH one time he definitely made soos deliver it to ford once while he was in the basement, and soos being soos ABSOLUTELY sneaked a glance in there because "mr pines trusts me enough to hand it over to mr ford so its not like, wrong, dude, you know??" but ford catches him and soos rapidly makes up a lie "uh no, mr ford you dont get it this is just um new merch mr pines is trying to sell!! for the after dark tours, you know?? ehehehe"

and ford is fucking FURIOUS. how DARE stan try to sell these, arent they supposed to be special?? is stan treating him like some kind of customer?? and how dare stan even THINK of advertising and selling his body like this. he's not homeless anymore, he's already freeloading on FORD'S house. and THIS is how he gets repaid? his brother STILL whoring himself out for everyone to see, giving away pictures of his precious body for OTHER men to come all over like they think they have a RIGHT to spur their hot load on a picture of his brothers face?? he won't stand for this kind of disrespect

hear me out dawg. ford absolutely barging in when stan sets up one of these "photoshoots" and taking those pictures himself while he's deep in stan, all to get the best angles and positions while stan writhing and getting fucked to an inch of his life by fords misunderstood jealous rage (which he doesnt even mind at all)

Stan slipping ford some (not so) tasteful nudes

the funniest part about this is how stan is a god damn dinosaur who doesnt even know you can send pictures through text. he wouldnt trust a commie phone for as far as you can throw it to NOT just send it to every government agent who he would assume is gonna use it to confirm his dick size and track him down to some crime he did in argentina somehow.

when stan gives fords nudes he does it the classy, correct way. if its pre weirdmageddon puts it on an envelope and sprays it with his musky cologne with a note that says like here's your next jerk off material, jerk. enjoy it cuz youre not getting the real thing soon. it goes from tastefully posed photos to some just outright showing old man hole, thinking its picasso tier level and well. hes not wrong

ford ofc acts like he's NOT keeping all of them in a box where he'll jerk off to every next hour, mad as hell that stan sends these down deliberately to distract him and the fact that they WORK. theyre crusty and gross literally within the first hour ford gets them, and that puts so much on stans ego that he keeps giving him more, eveb after theyre all made up. ford brings that box with him on thw stan o war ii— its too precious to let go

[darkwingsnark]

How do you think Grunkle Stan would react if Soos confessed to being romantically in love with him?

Honestly? He'd probably reject him at first. Especially because of all the times Soos has kinda done flirty advances on the show-- whether he realizes them or not-- and Stan pretty much has went "Yeah, can't deal with this right now". Though, in the show, I think GS pretty much thinks Soos is an idiot and that's probably why he's cool around him, rather than thinking Soos is really hitting on him. But to outright be told? Yeah, mega awkward. Maybe even to the point he can't be in the same room with the guy. Of course he doesn't fire him either-- where else will he get practically free labor? That's just smart money right there. He'll just suck it up until it goes away, or until Soos stop being more of an idiot than usual. 

Which I think would make for an interesting story of Stan having to work around the awkwardness to get used to being cool around Soos again. And then them being cool, to maybe Stan starting to like him back. Though, I bet there would be lots of denial. Maybe not so much from the gay factor-- though i do kinda get 'no homo' vibes from him-- but more from the fact... it's Soos. Who would openly admit to being in love with Soos? (His logic, not mine.)

[crispystar]

BEWARB OF THE HUNKLE.

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

holy shit insert mabel's "i found my people" quote here BECAUSE YOU GUYS GET IIIIIT

literally in fucking dreamscapers soos is making stan say "i always saw soos as a son" AND making comments about how hot he is. in one episode. he is literally most blatant examples of a man who wants an older man to be his dad and his daddy and god ever since he was a kid he wants to sit on stans lap in such a familial and normal way so fucking bad (in a way where his boner is super fucking prominent and Stan would just. very pointedly ignore it) UEBFYEJDUDDBDH throw Ford in there (who btw would be a jealous bitch but soos would find it hot) and its literally the biggest old man fuckjng win in his whole life

also he was writing stan fics BEFORE he knew about ford too— he's a fucking yumeshipper and not even hiding it. you know after ford arrival he was writing them as a gay couple who adopted him and love him as a son they will blow his back out. the most og stancest fankid connoiseur and its literally just himself.

"no one wants to talk about it cuz soos isnt conventionally attractive"

me who always thought soos was hot since gf dropped: we are beings beyond human comprehension

@cantgetworsethanthistbh

LITERALLLYYYYYY you and i Understand. i love me a fat freak nerd (<- is a fat freak nerd)

ALSO. also. while we’re discussing soostan i have to mention. @stanfiction-withsoos and i were talking and. like. soos makes passes/implies attraction to stan while also seeing him as a father figure and he has daddy issues like that man def is into ageplay and really wants stan to be his daddy WJAJSJJS

in particular we were talking about soos growing to see ford in a fatherly light (two of them woaw) and wanting to get daddied-stanwiched super bad . the rollerskating thing oh i KNOW he would go crazynuts over The Green Shorts. plus he DID put that man in a speedo in one of the stanfics like

anyways soos has some bad daddy issues and i think stan and ford could fill that hole. and also his hole. ❤️

[fordlee]

Soostan nation come get your crumbs!!!

[fordlee]

ponifies ur soostan

[fordlee]

Cold, Cold Man by Saint Motel is a Stansoos song. Btw

[fordlee]

"Sure are a lot of stars out tonight..."

[cravingpepsimax]

pfft, after ford’s arrival? let’s not forget soos said this:

that man was an og stancest shipper frankly this wasn’t the start of a new fic era this was the start of his fantasy coming to life

BUT YEAH SOOS IN DREAMSCAPERERS WAS CRAZYYYY but also lmao saaaame #mommyissues

ALSO SOOS THINKING FORD BEING JEALOUS IS HOT IS SO FUCKING PEAK most stanwiched have the issue of “third person wants their hot twin threesome but oh god the bread’s touching THE BREAD IS TOUCHING” meanwhile if soos was gettin stanwiched and stan and ford started focusing more on each other he’d be too busy fujoing out to care. he’s etching that in his memory so he can jack off to it later HE’S SUCH A FREAK I LOVE HIM !!!!

"no one wants to talk about it cuz soos isnt conventionally attractive"

me who always thought soos was hot since gf dropped: we are beings beyond human comprehension

@cantgetworsethanthistbh

LITERALLLYYYYYY you and i Understand. i love me a fat freak nerd (<- is a fat freak nerd)

ALSO. also. while we’re discussing soostan i have to mention. @stanfiction-withsoos and i were talking and. like. soos makes passes/implies attraction to stan while also seeing him as a father figure and he has daddy issues like that man def is into ageplay and really wants stan to be his daddy WJAJSJJS

in particular we were talking about soos growing to see ford in a fatherly light (two of them woaw) and wanting to get daddied-stanwiched super bad . the rollerskating thing oh i KNOW he would go crazynuts over The Green Shorts. plus he DID put that man in a speedo in one of the stanfics like

anyways soos has some bad daddy issues and i think stan and ford could fill that hole. and also his hole. ❤️