#sooooooo so good anon thank you for sending this in!!!

[dark-and-kawaii]

Is it just me or is there something hot about premature ejection?

Like let’s say you finally got Zevlor to come into your tent at the teifling party. It started off so shy, he knows what to do but it’s just been so long since he’s touched someone. He doesn’t want to mess it up, to scare you off. But soon you’re straddling his lap, taking the lead wanting to egg him on so much till he goes feral. Then once you manage to slip him through your tight warmth, he just can’t help it. With a husky groan and a throbbing of his cock he’s filling your cunt, and you only had gone down half way…it’s pathetic…but you want him to do it again…

Rolan I imagine is even more pathetic, poor thing is all faux confidence and experience. When you two sneak off into the woods, he can hardly keep up with you. His cock so painful hard as your tongue slides against his, your hips grinding against his hard length still trapped in his trousers begging for touch, for that warmth he has only ever imagined in those late lonely nights. It’s all perfect, your body so soft, your grinding feeling so fucking good…then when you moan how wet you are, he can’t take it anymore. Poor Rolan cums in his pants, his face so flushed in embarrassment, his voice stuttering excuses. All you can do is smile and sink down to your knees, offering to clean it up…he didn’t realize you would be with your tongue. He couldn’t help himself when he came again shaking and whining as it spurted on your face…what an adorable loser….your going to fuck him hard…

I read this so many times anon… like…. So so so many times.

I- that Zevlor part, was so good. Holy crap I would let him do it again, premature ejaculation Zevlor is sooooooo hot like this made my body feel all warm and babbbbeessss my face was so flushed!!!!

Imagine how embarrassed he’d be, trying to hide his face with his hand, apologizing profusely. But he’s so cute like this, so you just move his hand out of the way and kiss the tip of his nose, your hips grinding down onto that perfect cock of his, “I don’t mind commander, you don’t need to be embarrassed~ I know it’s been a while for you~”

Ughhhhh and Rolan!!! What a beautiful disaster!! Yessss like imagine how pretty his cock looks as you pull it out of his pants, his cum decorating it with such a pretty shine. How could you not want to lick it off? Your warm lips wrapping around his messy prick, your tongue dancing around it cleaning his mess up. It’s enough to make him cum again.

Thank you anon for sending me this <3 it was beautiful xoxo

- 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒦𝒾𝓌𝒾 𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜

[sukirichi]

OH MY GODDDDDD CANON OMIYN KISS OMIYN KISS OMIYN KISSS, WE DID IN LIKE HALF A YEAR WHAT IRIS COULDNT DO IN FIVE YEARS IR WHATEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ she can keep suna - or well… not suna :v

that chapter was insane tho, i hope iris develops a pregnancy ick to vanilla and projectile vomits every time she enters the room. i also know that rintarou’s little act is gonna bite his ass sooooooo hard, like brother pls you’ve never made a single good decision in your life and i know his ass can’t stand iris rn so 😗😗😗 i think no matter how in love yn was before this, it’s not gonna matter anymore, cuz there’s genuinely only so much someone can take before they mentally just cannot handle the heartbreak and disappointment anymore, going forward i think rintarou and yn are gonna work as a team to fight back against the queen, but they’ll never be lovers again me thinks.

that’s okay tho, cuz omi exists and he’s hot and he loves us and the rings mean nothing anymore!!! like genuinely, yn needs to realise morality and ethics are tossed aside when both parties essentially agree on a partner swap 😭 kissing a married man doesn’t matter when his wife is carrying YOUR HUSBANDS BABY LIKEEEE??? stand up yn…. babygirl you’re better than this…. omi’s a good man….. 😔😔😔 it’s time to move on from rinta, he wouldn’t milk a cow for you like omi would 😔

but i do understand, rintarou’s manipulation is harder to shake since despite his words, he genuinely was in love with her and his actions reflected that. it’s hard to rationalise that you need to leave and put yourself first, when the man you vowed to love for eternity through thick and thin and better or worse is like…. a total walking “woe is me” pity party. rintarou’s fatal flaw is that he believes he’s smart, but he’s honestly the most naive character in the story - and we can see him slowly learning, but he’s constantly on the offence when he should really be defence. the queen is good at attacking because she’s got years of experience on how to pick and choose her battles and fight (metaphorically) quick and aggressively, rintarou doesn’t have that.

anyways, banger chapter suki, i’m gonna reread it for the omiyn moments again, need to hear that man whimpering atp 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(also you don’t have to answer my long ass multi chapter analysis ask if it’s overwhelming, i know it’s like a massive chunk of text, so it would also clog up the dash 😭)

- shhh anon

(ask sent before ch18)

HELL YEAH we managed to do what iris couldn’t in five years lmao 😭 GASP. not you calling him not suna LMFAO. you’re so right though, it’d be nearly impossible for them to work out as lovers after everything that happened between them but it is very likely they will team up together when they have a mutual enemy!

he wouldn’t milk a cow for you like omi would AGDKQLPQ honestly tho omi would do ANYTHING for us! he’s a good man, savannah 😭 and oh god yes that’s like the whole point of rintaro’s character and why he’s so hard to like but also difficult to completely turn away from. i read in some psychology books before that when actions are paired with sweet words, there’s a bigger chance that it leaves quite an impact and right now, rin is half half like he is genuinely in love now but just not... doing and saying the right things so it makes you wonder that like!! what could he be hiding!! why can’t he just be genuine!! and yes so correct, he IS the most naive character in the story like even atsumu has more guts and brains than him bcos we literally saw him pull shady shit just to keep his image good 😭 yes he SHOULD be on the defence ugh i love that, this is why he was never gonna win against the queen because the queen is experienced and knows and controls EVERYTHING in the kingdom. the only reason iris was ever able to one-up the queen is because her mother gave her evidence that the queen was the one who wanted the king gone 😭 also shhh anon thank you SO MUCH for always taking the time to send me your thoughts and theories, i appreciate you so much!! 💓🌷💫

[freakurodani]

heyyy, just saw that "anonymously message me the vibes I give off" post u reblogged and just b4 I reblogged I was like "fuck. you hypocrite. go tell them it's not that hard"

and it rll isn't, so here I go!

it's probably cause of your art style, the color of your blog & like your pfp, but there's sth very welcoming and just genuinely *nice* about u. freakurodani as a username also matters like. dude that's so smart. it's also the type of pun that makes me groan while smiling yknow?

(btw i need you to know that your art is ADORABLE!!! i love it, it's wonderful, it's great, it's so. good. thank you sm for sharing it!!!!!!)

LMAO i just realized that i forgot to hit anon when i sent mine to the person i reblogged from uwhwjshejns !! im grateful that you did!! this message is sooooooo sweet!! (i always make it a rule to send smth to the person i reblog interaction bait from because well. you put it so succinctly)

anyway this ask as me soooooo soft im all ooey gooey on the inside!!! i definitely try to be a kind and comfy presence in ppls lives!!

ALSO i cannot take credit for freakurodani it was @jupitertherevolution that came up with it!! asto is just so niceys and let me use it bc im a freak and fukurodani (ive said before that akaashi is the freakurodani. its me also. :3c )

and ahhhhh thank you sooooo much!! i really really truly appreciate when ppl compliment my art!! my style has become something so near and dear to me, something im so truly happy with and feels like a reflection of me that compliments about it make me wanna curl up into a tight lil ball and explode with joy!!!

thank u sm for taking the time to message meeeeeeee <33333333

[chaithetics]

Absolutely adored the Late Night Mends work. Thank you!! Would you consider writing more monkey man kid x reader - maybe something where he praises and talks the reader through it, starting gentle and then figuring out he can be rougher because reader likes it that way. He would start out wincing through the pain caused by his fighting, but eventually forget about that. Praise/dominance part inspired by him saying "good girl, do you like that?" to the dog in the film.

Hey Nonnie! I'm glad you adored Late Night Mends! I'm blown away at how many people that fic has reached especially in such a short time.

Now this is an awkward one, I will be honest, after logging on a few days ago and seeing a Monkey Man fic on my feed with the exact same ask - EXACT wording minus the Late Night Mends mention lol - I did laugh because it's quite silly but I also felt a bit baffled. I'll admit that I am a sensitive person so maybe this in the context of other anons feels more rude to me than what it really is. I'm still going to talk about it though because I think my feelings are valid. I wasn't going to reply to this ask after that but I think this needs to be said.

It's going to be a ramble! Bear with me! For anyone who does I will give you a hug if you wish!

Writers are sooooooo underappreciated on this app and it feels like every time a writer starts to get a platform they post that they're thinking of deleting Tumblr, they're begging for engagement or talking about a really negative experience with expectations or their inbox.

If writers have their inboxes open and say that they're open for requests and you have a request idea, totally send in requests! 🥰 It's part of what it's there for! But please don't send the exact same request (especially word for word) to more than one writer! I can't speak for everyone but requests pile up quickly and fics take time. I personally can go through big hiatuses due to my health where I don't write or post any fics for months, in a good period I can write and post a fic weekly (since April I've posted 7 fics). Which is a somewhat common regularity, I know that there's some writers who post more or less frequently than that- that's just up to each writer depending on their circumstances. Each timeframe/schedule whether less or more is completely valid or understandable.

I take my time with fics, it is unlikely that if you send a request I will have it posted within a few days (unless I have the pressure of something like fics for Palestine lol). I spend time thinking about the prompt, jotting ideas and then writing, I'd say I spend 6ish+ hours on most of my fics. Most writers are also balancing work and/or study, along with social lives and other personal things like families, health etc. I work and have a lot of health stuff going on.

So I know that it can be easy to feel impatient with fic requests as you can read a fic in five minutes but it takes a lot longer to write it. I don't do much editing which you might've noticed lol, but plotting and editing take time too. And writers fit this in when they can. Around their lives. Art and fics take time, they do!ch I'm not sure what happened here, you sent this a few weeks ago and so I'm not sure if you copied and pasted this and sent this to numerous writers or if you sent it to one of us and we didn't reply quick enough so you sent it to another. I'm going to guess the former because of the wording? But everyone's time matters and this feels a bit disrespectful of the time of writers. You don't know if I'd started this fic, or if I had it ten minutes away from posting before I saw the fic by the other amazing writer. Or I could've finished and posted a fic before another writer did and they didn't see it and spent their time on finishing your request and posting it. If you have two writers writing the same prompt for something this specific, it seems unfair to someone who might've sent a prompt to just one writer and they will then miss out or have to wait longer for their fic because of this. I feel really guilty about how long it takes me to write fics and how long it sometimes tames me to write requests but I now feel like I've wasted a bit of my time on this idea, and it's time that could've been devoted to another request. I wouldn't want to finish this idea because I wouldn't want to be accused of copying the other writer because of the exact same prompt wording and potentially any similarities there could've been in the fics.

If you send a request to someone and want to follow up. You can message or send another ask to a writer, asking if they got your request, are they comfortable with it and do they know when they might get it out. Please do that instead of sending the exact same request to multiple writers (especially if it's super specific lol) or sending it to another writer because it hasn't been posted within a few weeks.

I don't know if this all made sense and I'm sorry for how long this was, please forgive me Tumblr besties! 🫶

A very tired and migraine-burdened writer signing off with lots of love💞

[marnz]

Destiel anon again! Aha! hopefully you’ll be living your destiel autumn soon then 😄

For fics tbh I dont have any specific criteria, just that it needs to make ur brain a little crazyyy like american oracle or the new rec ziz gave with the author you like! Anything posted after the confession is the best since you know the author cooked.

For other recs Id actually love to hear your stucky recs if you have any! Im rereading NEC bc it made my brain crazy, but any other ones are appreciated!!

Also tbh for any fandom, if you have like really good recs, I always like reading in different fandoms if the writing is really really good!

Thank you so much!

it's been literal years since i've posted fic recs anon, this is great. as always my caveat is that i like to have some fun with it. for stucky, it's been about one hundred thousand years since i've read stucky but i do have very fond memories. let's get to it

Destiel

to be restored by serenityfalls E - 47k - graphic depictions of violence The Empty sends Cas back different

commentary: every time I think of this fic I start rotating like i'm in the exorcist.

he showed me what was love E - 11k - no warnings season 9 fic from when Cas was homeless

commentary: incredible prose! incredible characterization. so tender and aching 😭

on labor E - 24.6k - chose not to use warnings Cas is back from the Empty, and Dean knows how to be grateful.

commentary: thee repression......thank you.

Stucky

i of course recommend not easily conquered and all other old stalwarts but here are my favs. hopefully at least 1 is new to you

ain't no grave (can keep my body down) E - 107k - chose not to use warnings commentary: you know...just trust me.

4 minute window series - 23 works - variety of warnings "Look, if they catch me," Bucky muttered, "they're either going to kill me or they're going to put me in a box with a little window and���Steve, I can't."

commentary: i love this series, it's so original, and I look forward to thanksgiving and the first few days of december every year, which is when the fic updates <3

timestamp series E - 5 works, 30k summary from the first work: april, 1939 Bucky knows what Steve wants when he comes in like that, hair wet, robe slipping off his shoulder. commentary: I looooove this series and I remember it so clearly...really good Bucky characterization and narrative voice.

good boy E - 13.4k - no archive warnings Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.

commentary: when I first read this 10+ years ago I had not encountered petplay before but given, like, everything in CATWS all I could think was "wow" and "this makes perfect sense!" anyway, read it, let yourself be changed, enjoy.

stuff I have filed under my 'ultimate fic rec' tag

leave no soul behind star trek - 258k - graphic depictions of violence If you're Starfleet, you spend your whole life wishing you never see an EPAS uniform right up until the moment they become your only hope. Whether you're dying a slow, cold death in space, or a long painful one on some godforsaken planet, they're going to come for you. So count your last breaths, son, and hold on tight. They leave no soul behind. commentary: save this for a holiday or when you are sick and need something to curl up with and lose yourself in. an incredible canon au of star trek that will completely carry you away. have patience and you will be rewarded.

so wise we grow star trek - 81k - chose not to use archive warnings* "Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life.

commentary: this is one of my favorite fics of all time, period. it's sooooooo good. i love the characterization, the banter, the pacing, it's just exquisitely crafted. please read it, but: please mindful that this fic deals with themes of CSA.

world ain't ready les miserables - 185k - no archive warnings apply* High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.

commentary: if you're like, that's a long fic/i don't know canon/i don't like high school aus -- who cares? would I steer you wrong? on this my ultimate fic rec list? no! read this, if it's the last thing you do. let yourself be overcome. warnings for bullying and child abuse

an ever-fixed mark pride & prejudice - 190k - major character death A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.

commentary: i've got this friend @lady-sci who exclusively recs me very long life changing fic. life changing. she recommended me this (and leave no soul behind, mentioned earlier) and I sat down to read it and emerged so shaken and so changed and so amazed that I count it as one of the most pivotal reading experiences of my life. just incredible stuff.

you're in my blood like holy wine by magneticwave game of thrones - 72k - chose not to use archive warnings* Sansa finds it difficult to look at Jon’s face, with its weathered lines and cragginess. It is the face of the North and a face that northerners trust; the face of Sansa’s brothers and her father, who had been loved and respected by their tenants as their forefathers had been when they were kings. How can Sansa feel anything but resentment, looking into that face and knowing that all of her years of hard work will never earn her the respect that that profile engenders within seconds? But she does. It is a small, burning coal of something that must be smothered.

commentary: I urge you to read this even if you do not care about a) game of thrones b) regency romance novels c) the weird cousin situation. i also urge you to read everything, yes everything, by this author, who is one of my favorite fic authors of all time. impeccable vibes. anyway this fic KILLED ME and kept me going thru the early days of covid lockdown. please be aware this fic deals with past sexual assault

teen wolf

please. understand it is teen wolf autumn. just like it was for the past 2 autumns. here are the fruits of my labor.

what I did on my summer vacation by grimm sterek - 118k - chose not to use archive warnings There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on.

commentary: trust me <3

stand fast in your enchantments sterek - 76k - E - graphic depictions of violence "Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf." An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.

commentary: this is my favorite teen wolf fic of all time.

the broken radio is playing suicide sterek - 73k - E - graphic depictions of violence Stiles only wishes they could actually be safe. They haven’t been for nine months now.

commentary: teen wolf with a decidedly spn flavor.

enjoy anon <3

[chronicallyqueercoining2]

IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ THIS BIG LONG POST, SCROLL TO THE VERY BOTTOM BELOW THE DIVIDER IMAGE!!! <3!

Y'all please stop sending bad things to my inbox 💀

My asks are for requests, not for your weird frustrations in regards to my page and beliefs!!

I'd also like to clarify, unless it is a VERY important matter, or a matter in which I feel the need to respond, I probably won't respond to these rude/weird asks! Especially if someone is saying something bad/weird (/neg) as an anon. (Anon asks are OK! WHEN THEY RELATE TO MY REQUESTS OR ARE NICE THINGS :3!)

I would love requests related to what I said I'd do as a request in my pinned post! Other than that, my inbox is truly for asks!! (with the exception of kind words and nice questions, etc!)

But just this once, I will answer questions that I've been asked, albeit indirectly, because I want to just get it out there. This is the last time I will interact with those bad asks in any way!

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Also, I do not care if you think I am "really disabled" or if you believe me regarding my disorders/illnesses/etc. You are not my doctor, your validations OR invalidations regarding my health does not affect me.

Something about me or my page or my communities is obviously affecting you if you need to send me hate. In that instance, I recommend you to get off the internet, for at least a bit, and find and/or do something you enjoy. You deserve to feel happy, but you will not find that by sending me mean things on my page. My health and happiness are my own, and I will simply ignore your hate.

A reminder

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[Pt: PLEASE do not start discourse on my page, whether that be syscourse or identity discourse or any other sort of discourse. It is draining. I do have my opinions on all of these things, but this blog is not about that. End pt]

Thank you, and you deserve to be happy, sending love and joy to anyone reading this. I hope you're having a good [timezone.]

PS: if you sent an ask/request before, please resend it if possible! My inbox was being weird and I accidentally deleted a few things!

I'm looking forward to hearing from you :3!

[panelshowsource]

it's actually been leaked for some time, although — and not to sound whiny — any time i've posted it or just talked about it i've gotten 10+ anonymous messages telling me i'm the devil and ruining the establishment of taskmaster with my irresponsible gossiping. so i didn't post about it and deleted any of the asks/convo about the new cast, even though ofc everyone has had tonsss of thoughts about it 😅

anyways would have laid down my whole life betting john robins (one of THE most obvious future tm contestants, being such a good friend of alex's!) and joanne mcnally would be on so i feel very vindicated — and excited! — in that regard! we're gonna have a great time :)

someone sent an anon asking about people i'd bet — not who i want, but who i'd bet — would be on the show so i'll think more about that and post later this week! the series will def have more seasons so i'll try and get some guesses in heh

OMG ME TOO her name is mabel! she's sooooooo cute ≧◡≦

hello anon!! actually you don't need me for this, it was recently posted on tv_bunny :)

enjoy!

she's great! she reminds me a lot of roisin, in that when she's not doing her semi-pre-written joke material, she's supremely good at hanging, bantering, fitting in with the vibe. i really appreciate that when it comes to panel shows particularly! but i can't say i've seen much of her standup

(wait — can i digress for a second — roisin is one of the ONLY recurring catsdown contestants who actually brings in sensible mascots that have the purpose of helping her/bringing her luck, and her presentations of them are always so hilarious and she deserves more credit for that)

+ not important but i really like her voice

thank you for sending her well wishes <3

i appreciate the message and you weren't the only person to say this, but i think some people are only part-way informed as to her journey reclaiming her name. her intention was never to scrap the nickname shappi or stop people from calling her that; it was 1) to reconcile her experience growing up in the uk with her name and how that led to her committing to shappi as a teen, and 2) to be published, credited, and billed as shaparak in professional capacities. she has clarified many times, including here and here, that it is totally acceptable to call her shappi; people on tv & radio still call her shappi after formal introductions, like in the new wilty when everyone calls her shappi throughout the entire episode; her social media handles are still shappi; and so on. she's shaparak, but that doesn't mean she "no longer goes by shappi". there is some confusion here i think some people are taking her journey, which was lovely to follow, as rejecting shappi — but that isn't the case.

i already updated her tag to 'shaparak khorsandi' a while ago and would definitely credit her full name where necessary, but socially, colloquially, like in the quick text post i made asking people to give shappi some love, there is no disrespect in calling her that! of course, plenty of people are credited by one name and are regularly called another/a nickname, like olivia colman who is actually called sarah by her family and colly by most everyone else. she seems really happy with having done her book and her recent show under her full name, and it's been beautiful to see her come around to love shaparak as much as she has loved shappi :')

btw for anyone who doesn't know, shaparak means butterfly in farsi!

hahahahaha that is hilarious

long story short is just that keith lemon is a disreputable character (and i mean character literally, he's not real, he's played by leigh francis!) who spends a lot of his energy shouting and oogling over boobies etc

i think it's fair to say hating on white supremacists does bring us all together 😅

i'm sorry i haven't seen it! but ugh tamsin greig is one of my longest-time crushes fr i actually think the friendship between her and stephen mangan is one of my roman empires. i have a list of scripted tv rewatches i plan to do this year — the thick of it, peep show, and so on, some of my faves ever — and green wing is def on the list so maybe i'll add friday night dinner!

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[charlescoded]

I'm used-to-be neutral anon (sorry I can't come up with better name) just here to tell you that I unintentionally read your vamp max and omega charles snippet in my office's toilet and rn i'm still in the toilet because I can't go sit at my desk and act normal. The snippet is sooooooo good! I love everything about it. I unashamedly admit atm that pregnant charles is my favourite and daddy max just makes everything better. Thanks for making me happy! (And i'll be even happier if i get to know more about this au 🥺)

call yourself whatever you want anon, a nickname, an emoji, keep this name, i don't mind <3 but asljfkdsf that sounds like the ideal place to read that snippet 😂 glad you like it tho!!

but basically in this au, omegas are rare, their blood is also very tasty to vampires (which is... part of the reason why they're so rare) which makes them very wanted, and human omegas are also the only ones vampires can procreate with, tho this isn't well known. charles is the first person in his village who presented as an omega in centuries, and as soon as he did, they knew he'd be 'sacrificed' to the vampire lord that lives in their woods (aka max), who they send people to drink from so, well, he doesn't go on a rampage because he needs blood...

the thing with omegas being so rare is that no one could really teach charles what being an omega is like, all they have are their views of omegas in the traditional way (the usual stuff, like being a house wife, needing to submit, having children, ect.) and combine that with them already knowing he'd be send to the old house in the woods, and well... he's basically raised as a sacrificial lamb, they treat him like he's a baby, like something precious but in a fragile way, and he does not like it at all

when he meets max, he doesn't get treated like something fragile, or like a baby, and max is even willing to teach him things about his own body because he's been alive long enough to actually know how omegas work

[smytherines]

got very excited when i saw u reblog the anon post thats been going around bc u deserve all the compliments. every compliment ever

as someone who's kinda still slightly new to this fandom, youre one of my favourite creators!! you're always interacting w others abt ideas and just having a blast discussing different aspects of the show, the amount of thought u put in all of ur posts is so incredible. the fact u love saf so!! much!! how u consider every aspect of the show w so much detail, how you have such beautiful complex characterisations of them. the way u write them in chwm is just sooooooo!!! you just care so MUCH about these characters and this show and it makes me so fucking happy. you really make such a wonderful impact on the community space. thank you sososososo much for caring as much as u do abt our silly little spies i cant explain how much we appreciate it <3

(also, the woodworking thing u made is actually SO CRAZY COOL IM OBSESSED W IT. YOU DID THAT. WITH YOUR HANDS. AND TREE SHIT. THATS SO FUCKING CRAZY. the detail is impeccable, the shapes of curtwen's silhouettes are made w such care, AUGH woodworking is such a cool art form and ur so amazing for being so good at it im lowkey jealous)

(also also so sorry if this is slightly incoherent, i am very sleep deprived but i really wanted to send something in)

Oh wow, thank you so much! I honestly worry sometimes because I can get kinda intense and write obscenely long responses and theories and headcanons, and I worry that it just makes me kind of tedious and irritating to everyone else. Just like our boy Agent Curt Mega, I am ADHD, so rejection sensitive dysphoria is something I have to manage pretty much constantly. So it really means a lot to know I'm not being a pain in the ass for everyone.

I'm absolutely thrilled to see chwm get a shoutout!!! So thank you for that. It was a total accident, it was only ever supposed to be that first chapter, but I sort of fell in love with that fic and decided I had to fold it into the larger series I was originally planning. I just adore getting to get inside these characters heads, to explain the way I see them in a more artistic way as opposed to long theory posts (although obviously I love those too). They're fascinating, messy, beautiful, horrible, compelling characters, and every chapter I post I just say a little prayer that I'm doing justice to them.

I'm actually finishing up the epilogue for chwm in between answering these asks, so that should be up by morning. I'm gonna spend most of May doing writing projects for Curtwen week, and then I have the sequel/next installment mostly mapped out to start working on after that!

I'm also thrilled to see a shoutout for the wood segmentation project! It was a lot of work, but I'm so happy with how it turned out! I can't really draw or do a lot of the immediate, visual stuff that our wonderful talented fandom artists can, but woodworking is something I love and I just had to find a way to honor this show I love so much with it. I've considered a few ideas for another SAF woodworking project, but I'll probably be focused on writing for the immediate future, so we'll see if I can make it happen.

Seriously though, thank you for this very kind ask, it really felt so good to read

[starliights-shining]

Maverick’s nose 👃🏻 is so perfect to me 🙌🏻 send tweet. love an aquiline nose!

(Also his rolled up sleeve showing off his forearm ugh sir 😩)

ONG YOURE SO RIGHT!!!! I have this obbsession with side profiles and his issss just sooooooo goooddd. 😩😩😩THE THINGS ID DO JUST TO STARE AT HIM FROM THE SIDE. I cannn 100% agree and love an aquiline nose, they're so good far too goodff. I love his rolled up sleeves too, but it does kinda bother me that he walks around with only one rolled up. IM NOT MAD THO he looks good, it shows off how absolutely meaty his arms are. Speaking of that his Elite skin shows off sooo much more of them and I just CAN'T get enough of it. He has me crying because hes not real😭😭😩😩

I have no idea who you are anon but thank you for bring this back to the front of my brain and mind!!!

[bangtanhoneys]

Hi it's me, purple heart anon!!!💜 How are you? I hope you have recovery well from the flu. Sorry for being MIA these past weeks, it's been a bit chaotic for me.

A while ago you asked if someone could write you a Bora, Seokjin and Jungkook story, sooooooo... I decided to write you one 🙊 , since I don't have those amazing writing skills you have been blessed with, and english it's not my mother language, it has taken me ages. I'm really hoping you like it 🙈

Sending you a big massive hug 🫂

Fishies, s'mores and tiny hands 🎣

• It's 4am on a Friday and little feet belonging to 4 year old Bora can be heard paddling around the house, excitement running through her little body because it was her first proper camping/fishing trip, previous ones were made in the past, but she was too small to proper enjoy it.

• Jungkook sneaks in the food bag marshmallows, chocolates and crackers.

• Clock marks 5:30am and 'super tuna' is blasting through the speakers (Bora's request) and both men are going mental.

• Almost an hour later, they arrived safe and sound at their destination, just in time to watch the sunrise.

• Getting the tents ready takes a little longer than usual because Bora wants to help.

• Bora insists on dressing just like her father in his 'super tuna' video, white t-shirt and denim overalls, along with her favourite lilac raining boots and RJ bucket hat.

• A proud Seokjin looks at his daughter, who stands by the river shore, catch a small fish with her tiny hands, squeals coming from the little one as the fish attempts to scape from her and a happy Jungkook filming the moment.

• After watching the sunset, Jungkook teaches his little sister how to do s'mores by the campfire as Seokjin is in charge of grilling the fish .

• As bedtime arrives, Bora is fast sleep in her pink sleeping bag, tired after a day full of fishing and games.

• As a comfortable silence sets over the campsite, the adults enjoy the night with a couple of beers.

• The next couple of days are filled with laughs and adventures, Bora enjoys running by the shoreline and fishing with her dad; and catching fireflies at night with Jungkook.

• Time goes fast when you have fun and now it's time to go home.

• Bora happily looks at the sunset through the car window as they leave, lovely memories made that weekend that she will remember as she grows up

• Seokjin smiles as he looks at his daughter through the front mirror, warm filling his heart as she meets his eyes and smiles back.

• It was a good trip.

- 💜

😭😭😭😭

Purple heart anon!!! You have honestly made my day - today was going to be a shitty day because I’ve been up early and I’ve got work today and I just can’t be bothered

And I’ve opened this message to this gift and I can’t possibly thank you in words. This is everything. Thank you, thank you, thank you 💕💕

You got the relationship between Jungkook, Seokjin and Bora perfectly ❤️

Thank you so much 💗

[thesightstoshowyou]

DUUUUUUUUUDE, The Collector soulmate AU story is sooooooo good!!!! I love it so much. Seriously great job 🙌🙌

🥹🥹🥹 Omg thank you so much anon! I wrote that second part in less than a day so apparently the words are flowing!!

Thank you for taking the time to send this ask ❤️

[grippingbeskar]

Koda holy shit it’s me the neck message anon and jesus that Frank fic was sooooooo good I think it made me love Frank even more which I didn’t think was possible!!!!! We love an attentive man in his house and you delivered 🙌🏻 the part where her head’s leaned forward and he pulls her head back by her hair and they kiss upside down?????? 😮‍💨 thank you thank you thank you

AHHHHHHHHH I LOVED THAT PART TOO OMFG i’m so so so glad you liked it!!!!!!!! if you have any other ideas feel free to send them thru i loved writing it!!!!! tysm!

[erwinsvow]

hii im doing great thank u for asking, i love all of ur fics tbh but i love ur drabble ab seeing rafe again after he ghosted u and the one where he caught u sneaking into his room <3 omg the pogue turned kook fic is one of my fav reads ever. i luv all ur works with different kinds of readers but this one HIT DIFFERENT i would have loved to read that second part. hope you can write more of them in the future.

i was wondering if u can maybe do love triangle with jj and rafe (i love the idea of them fighting over u 🤭) didnt think i'd be into casual dominance but the way u write it with rafe is just sooooooo hot

anyways i havent followed u for long but u seem like a nice person to be around <3 and can i be 🫧 anon? have a nice day bb 💕 sending hugs and kisses MUUUUAH 💋

omggg thank you so much!!! stop i love the sneaking into his room one! but that other one is so obscure haha i think it only has like 60 notes im so glad you liked it! <3 ur just the best.

STOPPPP that pogue turned kook fic is one of the first things i ever wrote for him! and its by far the longest thing i've ever written that i posted on here. im so glad you liked it i poured so much into it! i love that reader she's like a hybrid of wanting to be totally just rafe's and still maintaining a lil independence.. lol ur sooooo sweet. i love you n marry me?!

i cant lie babe i am obsesssed with writing shy reader lately but im gonna try to bring back some other types!! i feel like im usually in between a sort of soft/girly/obsessed with rafe and fully shy crybaby reader. let me know what other kind you would want to see? that's just the kind im used to writing often

full stoppp 110%!! the jj and rafe competition thing is being written i just need to work on some more plot ideas rn i just have the beginning! such a good idea so glad you like it<3 i did a small blurb about it before which is in my drabbles masterlist i think but i want to make it a little more detailed for you!

and stop youre so nice. thank you SO much for stopping by. i love chatting abt this silly crazy man <3333 stop again soon! hope you're having a great day/night and had a great weekend!! <3

[3rddimension]

Any one time or very infrequent try not to laugh bits you really love and repeat all the time? A couple of personal faves are S sa ‘SKINNY!’ A parallel to C’a boneless, along with Damien’s wife bits, ‘tell you what buddy I’ve been trying divorce my wife for a year and a half now but I forgot she’s a sculpture I made out of butter and chives!’

Also have you have watched personal news by S and Damien? It’s one of my fave smosh series ever and there’s a compilation I watch on YT every month or so!

That Skinny bits is probably one of my top 10 bits of all time in TNTL and I would like to see it back featuring both of them at the same on something Blind Pairs. That would be so frickin dope. I mean Skinny said he's looking for a long lost love sooooooo y'know.

Man that butter and chives bit and so stupid good and the kicker is done with S too.

Some infrequent bits that I loved:

Damien's Detective which featuring only 2 times on early TNTL and TNTL 100. The opener & closer is such a banger on both time.

S & C Vibe Check Police is happened like 2-3 times now but it does not appeared last year I think. The payless shoes parking lot just send me flying to space EVERYTIME. lmao

C & Damien's The Chosen on S's birthday TNTL is executed perfectly. I mean I'm not surprised since both of them are close to S but the level of commitment and character research by both of them is off the charts!

Funhaus owned Elyse Willems' Big Bird saga is probably top 5 for me. If you never saw, please check out TNTL 29 first for part and 106 for part 2. Elyse always loved dark comedy (She does some morbid story podcast called 30 Morbid Minutes) and she basically top both Ian & S dark comedy in just one gag.

TBH there're so many good 1 off bit that I forgot but those would be the one that stuck in my head the most. If any anon have any good suggestion please send it in! (also if you can include which EP would be awesome!)

EDIT: Also thanks for Personal News recommendation. I never see the full thing. So it will be my first time!

[inkykeiji]

Who do you think out of all your series is most likely to have a behavior chart? Like if she gets enough stars for the week she gets an extra cookie or something. Do you think if SD! Natsuo had one that Dabi would take some off for fun? Or if bmb tomura had one do you think dabi would do it for her to give her a sense of peace?

anon i fucking LOVE this idea like i am actually squealing at this oh my GODDDDD

out of all of my series, touya-nii, bmb!tomura, sd!natsuo, and the twins are most likely to implement a behaviour chart. poison!dabi might give it a try, too, but he’d be a little too lenient with it and wouldn’t use it the same way that the others would (aka his use would be very sporadic: sometimes extremely strict, sometimes extremely lax, with it all really depending on his specific mood and the type of day he’s had). his use of it wouldn’t be as rigorous, organized, and controlled as the others.

overall, the charts all mix together behaviour with general chores:

good behaviour includes things such as eating her veggies, remembering to take her meds + vitamins, doing her homework and assignments in a timely manner, going to bed on time, not spending too much time on social media/playing video games etc (stars and stickers are taken off for swearing, talking back, disobedience of any kind, etc)

chores include things such as keeping her room—or their room, depending on the AU—clean (clothes put away properly, no stuffies out of place when she isn’t sleeping/cuddling with them (they have a designated space either in their shared closet or in her bedroom)), keeping her desk organized, cleaning up any messes she leaves in the kitchen (yes, even bmb!reader, yes, even though they have a maid—morale is important!), keeping up with personal hygiene (brushing teeth, washing hair, etc)

rewards and punishments vary widely depending on the AU as well as just how good or bad she’s been, with the outcome matching the severity of her behaviour.

sugar daddy natsuo:

sugar daddy natsuo has absolutely authorized touya to remove stars whenever he sees fit, which touya absolutely takes extreme advantage of.

touya takes stickers off for the most mundane, ridiculous things, such as a look that wasn’t even that dirty, or a loud noise/squeal, or anything that annoys him or amuses him in the slightest; touya takes stickers off for normal things, for reader just being herself, and he does this purely to be an asshole, he does this purely because he finds some sort of sick satisfaction in it all, in having this perceived power over her. and even though he knows that roughly 90% of the time natsuo knows he’s just fucking around and that, because of this, natsuo will ultimately give the stickers back to her, but this doesn’t stop him from removing them for absolute bullshit reasons, just to see the way her glassy eyes gleam and puckered chin quivers, just to hear her beg in that precious, pathetic little voice for him to please, don’t!, to hear her apologize for literally nothing at all, to hear her—force her—to tack on that glorious ‘-niisan’ to the end of his name when he gives her that unimpressed look after all of her shameful begging, the one with the sharp smile and glittering eyes, the one that says he knows she can plead better than that.

and it’s gorgeous, the way those tremors sewn into her voice turn from trepidation to irritation, from fear to fury as he coerces her into using the honorific as she entreats him, the term heavy and bitter on her tongue, with the knowledge that it won’t do a damn thing, that it isn’t going to make a damn difference either way, that he’s going to do exactly what he wants to regardless of how pretty and polite and perfectly she adheres to his every wish and whim; with the knowledge that if she refuses, if she disobeys, that she’ll get in trouble for real.

she knows it’s all a game, too, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less; that doesn’t stop a thick shield of tears from lacquering her eyes as he rips another one of those shimmering stickers from the chart, laughing cruelly as it hangs off the pad of his thumb. what’s worse, though, is that if she actually breaks a rule, if she genuinely misbehaves enough to warrant a permanent removal of a sticker instead of a playful one, touya is also authorized to punish her in whatever way he sees fit, so long as he notifies natsuo of it beforehand.

touya’ll still mess around with the chart even when he isn’t babysitting, when he’s just hanging around the mansion, randomly peeling off stickers for no logical reason and affixing them to his cheekbones, his nails, his wrists, his nose, and his temples. this pisses reader off, too, because it makes a mockery of the whole system, the whole situation; all of hers and Daddy’s hard work, but Daddy finds it downright hilarious—and although she’d never admit it aloud, touya can be kind of amusing when he’s so high he acts silly, she guesses.

shouto, on the other hand, will take reader out and buy her tons of really pretty, really sparkly, really expensive stickers to use for the chart, because a pretty princess deserves equally pretty stickers, don’t you think? in addition to this, shouto is more likely to allow her to get away with things without the cost of a sticker; what Daddy doesn’t know wont hurt him and maybe we just won’t tell Daddy about this, yeah? it can be our little secret <3 natsuo almost always finds out, of course, but shouto always takes the full blame and responsibility for her, even if it wasn’t his fault, and that always gets her out of a punishment + losing a sticker. because even though natsuo knows it’s all fucking bullshit, shouto is strategic with everything, shouto knows where all the cameras in the house are, shouto knows just how to angle his body to block them, shouto knows they don’t record sound—and shouto knows natsuo can’t say a goddamn thing about any of it, because they’d both never lie to his niisan and her Daddy, right? <3

shouto is also most likely to give her extra stickers just for fun, though natsuo removes these on the times when he notices. and yet, no matter how many times natsuo lectures shouto for such pampering behaviour and scolds shouto for his extreme negligence—because, really, how is she supposed to learn discipline and good behaviour if you continue to reward her for nothing?—shouto never ceases this conduct, maintaining his actions with that sweet little smirk on his lips and a coy little wink.

because, really, shouto loves being reader’s favourite niichan <3

bmb dabi:

bmb!dabi absolutely keeps up with readers behaviour/chore chart in an effort to aid her in keeping some semblance of stability, normality and routine, in her life, both while tomura is suffering through his acute episode as well as after he’s been committed to the hospital. he begins to take it more seriously after tomura goes away for treatment; at the beginning dabi felt like it was more of a chore for him to keep up with it, but still begrudgingly did it for reader’s sake. but this feeling quickly fades the further tomura falls into his episode and the further in love dabi falls with the reader. as such, by the time tomura is committed, dabi actually enjoys maintaining the chart and definitely continues on with it because it seems to help reader a lot; she seems to be more motivated, calm, and understanding when the chart is involved. dabi is authorized to make a few changes, after confirming them with Daddy, adding a few mental health check-in type rows for all three of them, to keep communication between himself, reader, and tomura as open as possible. in this way, the chart acts as a buffer; it’s easier to express your feelings when you get to start by adding a happy face or a sad face sticker to your row, and it enables them all to hold each other accountable.

furthermore, dabi is definitely less strict and more lenient with it than tomura is and, as tomura continues to get better and begins delegating chart protocols from within the hospital, he is definitely reprimanded by his boss for being so susceptible to reader’s sweet pouts and soft looks and precious apologies. it’s playful in a way, though, and tomura is sure to tell reader to enjoy it while it lasts, because once he’s out, they all know he won’t be nearly as merciful—with either of them <3

✰ note: i’ve only gone over how sugar daddy natsuo + co and how bmb dabi + tomura handle the chart and its duties, because those are the two your additional questions mentioned. however! if you have any other questions pertaining to how touya-nii and/or the twins would handle it, feel free to send it in!! <33