my main takeaway from my aGoT reread was that I want a prequel series about Mirri’s Asshai era I just know she was off that shade of the evening absolutely wreaking havoc
SOMETHING SOMETHING ARTHUR LESTER WHAT IF I GIVE UP TOO SOON A RACE HORSE WITH NOTHING TO WIN RUNNING JUST CAUSE IM SUPPOSED TO CAUSE THEY BET TOO MUCH MONEY ON IT!!!!!! AND IVE GOT NOTHING TO FIGHT WITH BUT I’LL DO IT CAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO A GUARD DOG WITH A DEATH WISH IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING I LOSE!!!!!!!
Today is Seir's birthday so here's a quick drawing just to pretend he isn't currently kinda irrelevant lmao
I made his colors a little bit paler than usual here. I think I kinda like him more like this (I've never been much a fan of his yellowish fur color tbh) Now he looks a bit deader... which I feel like it's kinda fitting for a necromage like him xD. Maybe he was yellower as a kid/teen but his adult coat is like this.
lester sinclair x afab!reader (with mentioned/implied bo x reader)
rating: explicit
word count: 6.5k
“I been figurin’.” He picks at his teeth, flicking a stray piece of food into the brush. “He thinks ‘cuz he was the first one to see ya’ that he’s got some kinda claim on ya’.”
You begin accompanying Lester on his ventures to collect roadkill. Hijinks ensue.
sorta fluffy, full of tomfoolery and humor, pretty disgusting n revolting!!
idk it’s about nasty handjobs and make-out sessions!! and roadkill!!! kinda infidelity/cheating vibes but it’s on bo??? so does it even count. he deserves it lmao. can fit in with my other fics or can be read as a standalone if u don’t want 2 slog thru me barking like a dog for bo!!!
read it here
also if ur down bad enough, I made a playlist for songs to listen 2 while u collect roadkill with this loser (affectionate)
ALSO this fic is sincerly dedicated to
@raccoonspooky, @ajarofpickledtears, @slutforguts, @darklylucid, @visceravalentines, @bric-a-brac-brooke, and @allthingsblood for commenting on this post n givin me the motivation to finish this narsty garbage
oh also this anon mwah
luv all of u wonderful critters. consider this my slutty halloween gift to u
none of the angels will give you their advice
none of the devils are treating you too nice
your mama doesn't worry, your girlfriend doesn't call
not even the president thinks of you at all