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vrmxlho · 2 years ago

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hii kira !! do u have any hcs for sae abt how he would be as a bf?

SAE ITOSHI 糸師冴

if sae were a love trope he would 100% be belated love epiphany

"i never realised how much i loved them until they were gone." type beat yk

like pride and prejudice, except he's elizabeth and you're darcy ??

where you confess first and he rejects you but once you're not near him he realises that he really did love you

or when he saw how loaded you were, you be the judge (kidding)

y'all already know i think he's a good cook. like he was in spain for ages you bet he picked a few things up. cuz idk about spanish men but ik most italian men know how to cook and well.

he pours all his love into everything he makes, probably his love language honestly.

but he'd never let you know he's cooking for you because he cares

"you look like a ghost have you been eating properly?" "oh, no. unfortunately, i haven't found much time to cook lately..." "how bothersome. am i gonna have to take you all the way to the hospital when you faint from anemia?" "but i'm not even anemic..." "you will be if you don't eat your spinach." "..." "you know what. since you're so incapable i'll just cook for you." "excuse me??"

forgive him, he's just a bit of a cunt, but he loves you i promise

(also if you didn't know fun fact: preparing a homemade meal for someone is akin to confessing your feelings to them)

he's not much for PDA in fact in public he has his same, stupid, emotionless, deadpan face that is so punchable (affectionately?)

but when you're at home he'll find any excuse to lean his whole bodyweight on you

he also loves leaning in to kiss you and then reaching behind you to grab something or whatever, just to leave you flushed and stressed the fuck out

annoying asshole

he also gets very touchy when tired, if you're sleeping next to each other he tends to end up hugging you close to his heart by the time you wake up

he may not seem it but he would genuinely do anything for you

he tends to ignore most messages/texts/emails unless they're super important but he'd reply to you the second you text him

or even if it's a silly tweet

@you: there are 2 many ppl at this café 😞 @officialsaeitoshi: send me your location i got you your usual @you: ayo, how did you have it prepared n everything 😭 @officialsaeitoshi: spidey senses

he also has the most deadpan, sarcastic humour known to man

he's horrible (just my type)

nothing that comes out of his mouth is to be trusted

beware!!!

he is the no.1 gossiper alive, he knows everything about everyone's business even if he looks like the type of person who'd never think of anyone other than himself

somehow he's both at the same time

he could go hours talking about this random guy in his club who's actually the secret son of a drug lord and who ran away from home to save himself from imminent death...

what???? how does he know this?

i'm pretty sure he doesn't know either, anyway

he loves his lil self care night routines

you both sitting on the sofa talking about life (actually it's just him talking and you listening but whatever)

sae itoshi was an evening person. not because he felt most productive then. and not because he enjoyed the peace and quiet of the city. but because he enjoyed his night routines with you right next to him every second. you'd sit on the sink sill as he gently passed a finger with clay on it over your face as you kept talking about your day. "and then when i went to get coffee there were just so many people at the café it was such a hassle. this guy–" "shush. do you want clay in your mouth?" he kept swiping the remaining clay mask on your now stationary chin. once done he lifted you and walked to the sofa. this was no new routine. this was the only way he was able to unwind. with you next to him, just talking about the little, almost meaningless things. "i read somewhere that your coach is having an affair is that true?" you didn't know why you kept instigating him. it was late and you knew if he began talking now he'd only finish once the sun rose or your wake up alarm rang. but seeing him so animated was a rarity so you had to take advantage anytime you could.

now for how he confessed

at first when you confessed he rejected you and didn't think much of it at all

until he started noticing the little things about you, he started obsessing with every bit of you

how you looked, how you dress, how you style your hair

but also how your under eyes crease when you smile

how you're very picky with your food, especially dessert, but you'd eat anything if someone handmade it for you

how you're so patient when you tutor even if the person is being a dumbfuck

after obsessing over everything you did for about a day or two he was sick of the weird, nauseating feeling in his stomach

it had been about three days since the confession. being rejected right on the spot, especially in that cold manner was painful to say the least. but you were sure you had gotten over it. and you hoped with all your heart that he too had forgotten. he had just stood there as you finished telling him how he made you feel and how you had liked him for a while now. he had a horrible scowl on his face, arms crossed and an uninterested posture. you already knew what the answer was when you were done but it hurt so much more when he finally confirmed it all. so it was surprising when you saw sae march up to you as you ate your lunch with your friends. he had the same horrible scowl on his face from before. and you could feel your stomach drop as he pulled your wrist in a gruff manner. careless. he didn't care for you. "itoshi what are you–" he finally stopped once you were in a quiet corner behind the main building, away from curious eyes. "we need to talk." "about what?" "i couldn't sleep." "ok..?" "i couldn't stop thinking about you." "oh. i'm sorry if my confession made you uncomfortable. i didn't mean for it to bother you so much." "yes. it's so bothersome. now every time i see you with anyone but me, it hurts. i can't stand hearing about anyone but me, from you. i don't want you to think of anyone but me."

and then you were just like 😧🫣😏🤩

if you think rin's dramatic just WAIT until you talk to sae he's insane

THE BIGGEST drama queen (i hate him)

although i do think he is secure about himself and knows you wouldn't ever hurt him

i feel like he does have abandonment issues (a bit)

like imagine going through your teen years without family in a foreign country, you'd feel isolated no matter how many friends you made or how nice your host family was

he tries not giving any external reaction so you barely notice at first but every time he sees you with someone, looking a bit too friendly, he always feels his heart tighten

he's very gentle when kissing you

it's not like he's super strong or anything (mans is tiny)

and it's not that he's scared to hurt you, he just doesn't wanna appear too possessive or anything

favourite places to kiss you: why do i wanna say your waist, also knuckles

no idea why i just feel like if he weren't allowed to kiss your lips for any reason he would kiss there

but he definitely needed you to initiate the physical contact when you first started dating

speaking of which

dates with sae

100% movie nights, or just staying at home in general

mans hates going out if it's unnecessary

although, if you want anything he'd do it for you in an instant

or when he's feeling extra energetic

he'll take you dancing; this can either be ballroom dancing (which makes you cringe a bit but it's fun), salsa or literally just clubbing

i think he secretly loves clubbing at techno clubs (is that what they're called?) he hates commercial music cuz it just gets so repetitive

ideal vacation destination: somewhere isolated

like a random island in greece

or some forest in south america

idk man

he absolutely hates tourist destinations, tourists are his no.1 worst enemy

that's why you always end up going on holiday at random times of the year

"hey love, take a few days off next week. we're going to bora–bora." "it's the middle of march..." "not in bora–bora." "that's not how it works..." "i've already bought the tickets and spoken to your boss so you really just have to start packing."

now about pet names

he generally doesn't like them and thinks they're cringe and annoying

which they can be if used excessively ig

he tends to call you by a nickname or just your name

he only uses pet names when he wants something or has something to tell you that he knows you'll be angry/annoyed about

like the fact he planned a whole trip to bora–bora in middle of march and didn't tell you a thing 😞

however, if you're open about how much you hate him doing things without involving you he will change his ways

he's a quick learner after all ❤️‍🔥

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cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme · 2 years ago

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Maki Zenin, Mai zenin and Nobara kugisaki with a Boyfriend who's pretty airhead and but he's incredibly strong, like he's either a Grade 1 or special grade Sorcerer but deslite his strength hes really affectionate towards his girlfriend.

Your Wish Is My Command!

(My first JJK ask and my first one back after my break! Hope I haven’t gotten rusty! But this ask gave me a pretty fun Idea for a simple but powerful technique! I also added Miwa because I’m weak to her in the same way I’m weak to Kobeni)

Spoilers For Certain Events During The Shibuya Arc For Mai and Maki’s Parts

Maki Zenin

Maki got paired up with you at the last minute because Panda was already on a mission and Inumaki nearly blew his throat out, again, and now is on watch.

And well Gojo felt like committing a smidgen of trolling.

So.

Here the two of you are.

(Barbecue sauce on your tiddies)

In this spooky ass old carnival, during the off season, which means it’s the on season for jujutsu sorcerers.

Hunting a, drumroll please!

A SPECIAL GRADE ONE CURSE!!!

Y’know if Maki didn’t know better she would think that her family was trying to get rid of her!

But that would require acknowledging her as a threat which is highly unlikely.

Then there was you.

From the look of you she thinks, grade three.

maybe MAYBE Semi-Grade two.

Which leads to now where the two of you are starting to comb through the old carnival and her starting to try and figure out why you were sent out here with her.

Her prevailing (And only) theory was because you had less going on upstairs than Itadori (bless his soul), but much like Itadori it was in an endearing way, like an exceptionally stupid puppy.

Then the Giant ass clown centipede fucker decided to crawl out of it’s hole.

Where you promptly literally and figuratively folded that fucker into the size of a washing machine.

As the cube of meat fell and splattered to the ground before fading away Maki had several questions run through her mind.

The most important of those being.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!” Maki shouted in confusion.

You simply turned to her, gave her a thumbs up and said “That was my cursed technique! Fold!”

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Afterwards she decided that she wanted to figure out who the hell you were.

So she decided to look you up that night in the Library with some junk food and soda she managed to smuggle in.

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“Let’s see, Date Of Birth, Boring, Name, I already know that, Favorite foods, yadda, yadda, yadda” Maki thought to herself as she scrolled through your profile and took a swig of her favorite soda.

Then Maki saw your Grade and promptly spit all of her drink out onto the computer screen with the words “SPECIAL GRADE JUJUTSU SORCERER” scrawled onto the bottom of your file.

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The next time Maki saw you was because Gojo assigned the two of you to work together because of your “Teamwork” on the last assignment.

But the smug smile on his perfectly punchable face told Maki that he knew something or there was a betting pool that he was determined to win and she was somehow involved in.

And let me tell you now, Gojo is going to win that “Hypothetical” bet pretty soon.

I say this because as soon as the two of you got back Maki asked if you wanted to grab a bite before submitting the report because both of you were tired as fuck.

Things rapidly snowballed from there.

So now let’s get into the relationship headcanons.

Out of everyone here Maki is the one most eager to start a relationship.

She’s also the one who would take the longest time to move forward with anything in the relationship simply because of one reason.

She’s afraid.

Afraid something will happen.

Afraid that she’ll get attached.

Afraid that you’ll get attached.

Afraid she’ll lose you.

Afraid you’ll lose her.

With you around she is both the bravest and most afraid she’s ever felt and that carries over to when you fight together.

Maki is the brain and you're the cursed energy muscle.

Anything out of her spear or sword's reach is well within yours.

Now with all that said the moment she most clearly remembers as the point where her crush started to develop was when you asked Naoya to “spar” with you after she told you a few weeks earlier about how shitty the Zenin clan was.

Long story short, you beat the everloving crap out of him and proceeded to fold him into as many shapes as possible without killing him.

Naoya wasn’t even able to get a hit in but then again I do suppose folding someone’s legs into themselves has a really big effect on their mobility and concentration and slowly folding them back out even more so.

Following all that you turned to Maki with a smile and said, “I’m hungry, let’s go get some burgers!” like you hadn’t just committed several violations of the geneva conventions.

Half a week later the two of you were dating.

And half a week after the “Sparring Session” Maki was back to comparing you to a really stupid and energetic puppy.

You followed her around almost everywhere.

Almost had more manic energy than Yuji and Todo combined.

And somehow could pop out of anywhere whenever you wanted to like Goro Fucking Majima from the Yakuza games.

And she wouldn’t trade you for anything in the world no matter how much she wanted it.

The two of you just *Clicked* when you were together kind of like the last puzzle piece that was lost but now that you found it you can finally see the whole picture clearly.

Along with being her second best friend (Sorry, Nobara has held that position for a long ass time and she ain’t giving it up for nothin!) and the love of her life, you were here partner, her cheerleader, her biggest fan, and one of three or four people she would actually take criticism from to improve, you were her northstar that kept her from pushing to hard, that kept her from getting sick, that kept her from being reckless, that kept her from giving in whenever she wanted to most.

Even after the entire shitshow that was Sibuya you were still there to temper her, to ground her into place.

It was also during this time that she noticed you looking her over more.

Well if she was being honest with herself it was ogling not looking.

When she confronted you about it all you did was something about her hair suiting her and her muscles but she wasn’t able to make it all out.

I’ll leave you to do with that what you will ; ).

Mai Zennin

Mai and you met entirely by accident.

And not in the fun “Hi new person I just ran into on accident and made a mess of” way, I mean in the “You looked at me wrong so I’m gonna cave your fucking skull in” way.

So, now the two of you are sitting in the nurse's office, looking like the two of you just got into a schoolyard brawl.

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“You killed my gun,” Mai said irritably.

“You folded it into a cube, that would be impressive if it wasn’t for the fact that it was MY gun you killed” Mai said as she glared at you with an Icepack over one of her eyes.

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The next day Mai walked into class where a box was on her desk alongside a bar of chocolate.

Mai asked Utahime who left this here.

Utahime proceeded to describe someone who looked exactly like you.

Inside the box sat a brand new revolver with a note that read “Sorry for killing your revolver, but at least you have a new paperweight now!”

All Mai had to say to this was a laugh and to call you a cheeky bastard while her chest started to feel a little weird, she should probably go and get that checked huh?

And for the rest of the month Todo was on his best behavior, almost like someone scared him into being as good as he could be.

Quite honestly it was pretty much as close to heaven as Mai could imagine.

And now she was interested to learn about you

So she swiped some food from a vending machine and went to search you up.

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“Let’s see, nope, nope, nope, nop- oh wait there you are!” Mai quietly exclaimed to herself as she took a bite out of her chocolate bar that was coincidentally the same brand of chocolate you got for her when you gave her her new revolver.

“I have started to buy a lot of that brand of chocolate recently now that I think about it” Mai thought to herself as she listlessly scrolled through your file.

“Yeah, I’m not going to read into that too much,” Mai told herself as an unfamiliar heat started to spread on her face and she reached the bottom of your file where she then proceeded to stare at the screen for several minutes before shouting so loud she could be heard in Tokyo “THAT DUMBASS IS A SPECIAL GRADE!!!”

Coincidentally during that day you sneezed far more than you should have for the time of year it was.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

The next time you ran into Mai was when the two of you were in the same area on patrol.

After the two of you finished patrolling Mai asked you if you wanted to visit a local cafe which you accepted because food always tastes better when it’s not all on your dime.

But now that we have the set up out of the way let's get to the headcanons.

Out of everyone here Mai would take the longest to actually ask you out but the one who would want to move forward the quickest.

The two of you had one of those relationships where EVERYONE who saw the two of you together thought you were dating when you weren’t

Oh and fair warning Mai is most definitely a Tsundere.

And I don’t mean Tsundere in the “It’s not like I like you” way

I mean Tsundere in the “*Fucking Kills You Out Of Embarassment If The Two Of You Are Called Cute Together*” way.

The two of you quickly become a duo capable of taking just about anything down, A duo that fully trusts in the other no matter what, A duo that fights in a manner more akin to orchestrating a symphony and dancing to its destructive tune.

A duo that helps improve the other to make them even better than they used to be.

And

a duo who lives to be a massive headache for the other.

Which leads into people saying you argue like an old married couple.

Which leads to more of Mai being a tsundere.

That being said.

You are Mai’s carer.

You care so she doesn’t have to.

She loves your energetic nature but it can be a bit much for her at times.

She’s a kitten and you're a puppy, and as long as the two of you listen to the other everything will be fine!

Her favorite activity with you is just sitting with you watching TV in her happy clothes.

Her happy clothes are sweatpants and a hoodie.

Her second favorite activity is when you stroke her ego.

During the Shibuya Debacle you and Maki saved her life through sheer stubbornness, being loud as hell, and folding her wounds closed.

Mai was simultaneously greatly displeased and overjoyed by this.

Here she was being a complete badass and then bam the two of you wouldn’t shut up or stop making a racket while you beat her sperm donors face in, it was extremely inconsiderate!

But despite all of this bluster and cocky attitude Mai still ��died” the two of you managed to bring her back but Mai was… off for a long time after this.

She probably never would have been the same if it wasn’t for you and your antics.

Be glad about that.

Because now the two of you are officially dating and have your entire lives ahead of you.

Kugisaki Nobara

Nobara and you met when her group affectionately and officially named by Principal Yaga “The Four Idiots Of The Apocalypse” which consisted of Gojo, Yuji, Nobara, and Fushiguro went to a pretty packed restaurant and the gremlin that is Gojo was able to spot you.

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“Heeeeeey there old buddy old pal~! You don’t mind if me and my friends sit with you right?” Gojo asked.

You opened your mouth to politely decline but he had already shoved Nobara next to you and thrown Fushiguro and Yuji into the booth you were sitting in as he stole a chair to sit down in.

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So now you were eating lunch with The Vessel Of Sukuna, The World's Strongest Living Sorcerer, The Son Of Toji Fushiguro, and one of Maki’s few friends (Which is a far more impressive feat than it probably should be)

And your day was about to get even more hectic when Yuji asked Gojo how he knew you.

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“Oh this little ball of chaos? I know 'em because we run in the same circles inside the sorcerer world~! He is a Special Grade after all~!” Gojo jubilantly exclaimed

All hell broke loose soon after as Nobara and Yuji scrambled into your face and exclaimed “YOU’RE A SPECIAL GRADE!!!”

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After that you started to run into Nobara more and more often who was usually confused about how she got somewhere when you found her.

(Gojo it was fucking Gojo playing matchmaker)

Because of this Nobara has gotten to know you pretty well.

She also got to see a firsthand demonstration of your technique when you stopped a bag of hers from falling to the ground by folding the space between you and the bag.

She thought it was pretty cool.

But unfortunately for you that means you have been marked as one of her bag carriers, god bless your soul.

But unlike Yuji she actually buys you some things when you guys are out shopping.

Now that the set up is out of the way let’s get to the headcanons.

She loves your energetic personality.

She also loves how you dote on her and Stroke Her Ego compliment her beauty.

Out of everyone here she moves at the most normal pace, not too fast or too slow.

You and her have made some pretty out of the box combos together, like folding the trajectory of her nails to throw curses off balance.

Her favorite activity with you is dancing and eating.

The two of you play off each other and with each other all the time.

Things like little pranks and cheering each other on all the time.

That said Gojo makes it his job to interfere in everything because fuck you I do what I want.

Yuji lives in fear of you two.

Kasumi Miwa

Miwa knew of you professionally for a couple years and met you a few times while she was off duty at a hole in the wall restaurant popular with other sorcerers, she heard that you were a very competent sorcerer despite your… less than intelligent nature.

Despite that, she never realized your rank until Principal Gakuganji called her in to bring him some papers to him in a meeting between the principals and highest ranking Jujutsu Sorcerers.

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“Here are the papers you requested Principal Gakuganji'' Miwa stated professionally with a bow.

“Oh thank you Miwa, while I have you here I would like to introduce you to someone who has requested to meet you personally” Principal Gakuganji explained to Miwa.

Miwa’s stomach dropped as she thought in a panic “Who in the world would want to meet me! Oh no! DID I OFFEND SOMEONE!!!”

Principal Gakuganji then pointed at a pair of empty seats next to him and near Gojo and Principal Yaga before saying “The person who requested to meet you is currently doing a favor for all of us so if you would not mind please sit there until he returns.”

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Miwa was sweating bullets.

She felt like she was about to throw up, cry, and explode all at once.

What made it worse was the fact that she was sitting with Gojo Satoru near to her and Principal Yaga right next to her.

She had both of their trading cards and she desperately wants them signed.

Luckily before she could die of a stress induced heart attack you kicked open the door and cried “LUNCH IS HERE!!!”

Food was then passed out among the sorcerers.

She was very surprised when you sat down right next to her and Principal Gakuganji and you gave him a couple of burgers rather than his regular tempura.

She was even more surprised when you set a bowl of her favorite type of stew infront of her.

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“Kasumi Miwa I assume?” You asked her with a smile.

“U-uh yes that’s me!” Miwa hastily exclaimed.

“Principal Gajuganji speaks highly of you, he greatly admires your work ethic and wishes that your peers had the same drive as you.” You started as you sat down before continuing by asking her “You use New Shadow Style correct?”

“PRINCIPAL GAKUGANJI ADMIRES MY WORK ETHIC!!!” Miwa thought happily to herself before answering the question.

“Wonderful! After this meeting is over I would like to speak with you more about New Shadow Style, perhaps we can talk over dinner?” You asked Miwa.

Miwa, who was still in a haze about the compliment and the stress of being in this room, accepted, neither of you realizing how this exchange could be seen.

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With the set up out of the way let’s move on to the headcanons.

Miwa and you have a very naturally progressing relationship.

Until she introduced you to her siblings.

The little shits took a shine to you.

And every day she comes home it’s “So… Do we have a big bro yet Big Sis?”

The poor girl is flustered red everytime she sees you because of this, especially when the two of you are actually dating.

She is by far the easiest person to fluster on this list, also probably the horniest but That’s not a rabbit hole I’m going down yet.

Her favorite activity with you is eating all kinds of food.

She’s very surprised that your Fold technique is based on the core of shadow style.

This has led to quite a few off the walls Ideas in fights.

With the two of you in one room it's a battle of who’s more energetic about awesome things.

She has your trading card, you’ll never know this unless you ask her to show you and even then she’ll try and come up with an excuse of some sort.

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Confession Time: I didn't Like Maki's new design at first but then I saw a colored version and my opinion quickly changed.

You know for my first ride back in the saddle I think I did good sure there are a few things I'd like to improve but I'm happy with this-Cosmic

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #miwa kasumi x reader #mai zenin x reader #maki zenin x reader #nobara kugisaki x reader

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