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[starscelly]

relax bro ain't nobody takin it from u

col@dal 05.09.24 | round 2 game 2

[starshipoftheseus]

09.24.24 (SEA @ VAN): JOEY DACCORD at the beginning of seattle's second preseason game

[yashley]

absolutely fascinating to me that liliana gave everything to make sure her daughter does not fall into the hands of these people, when in reality, imogen absolutely thrives among them even by pretending that she’s a part of it. liliana keeping her daughter from belonging there when imogen naturally. does.

[doubleminor]

a tkachuk, another tkachuk, a lifeguard, and a legendary goalie walk into a rink... nhl all star skills 2023

[deadmomjokes]

She's scared of heights.

My dog is scared of heights. We live in a townhome with three levels and (somehow) four flights of stairs.

She also can't figure out how to do stairs. She can do two steps max. Three and she starts turning stress circles and whining. She attempted the stairs once and wiped out spectacularly on the transition to stair three. She is currently incapable of 3+ stairs, up or down. Again, we live in a house with over 20 stairs.

This wouldn't be too big a problem, as even at her ideal weight she'll be less than 10 lbs. Easily carryable until she gets some practice and figures it out. But then, she is approximately ten inches tall, and the people capable of carrying her up the stairs are 6-9 times that height. Remember, she is scared of heights.

This poor creature must choose the lesser evil 7+ times a day and allow herself to be tormented by The Uppies or else live her life confined to the bottom half of the "first" level of the home.

And worst of all, the dejected, resigned look on her face when she crawls over and asks for help after the second step is truly hilarious.

[pocketgalaxies]

oh i feel a little obligated to say that the caleb astrid convo was VERY tense and interesting and it made me Scared! of what? i don't know!

[homoeroticgrappling]

Anyway, I think we need to strap Jack Perry up to a milking machine

[ladybugsimblr]

The impromptu house visit ended in the coolest place to be if you’re starting to stress about all the changes taking place in your life at the same time and you really do just want to cry in the corner 😅. Next time they’re back, it will be moving day with the whole squad joining them. Hopefully that day will be more selfies and smiles and only tears of joy.

[t-u-i-t-c]

third-wheeling

[daccordaugust]

Really curious to see what that drone looked like on the stream. In person, I kept thinking a bird had gotten into the rink. 💀

[mycenaae]

it's so interesting going into the iwtv tags and seeing people be like "oh but when lestat gets involved then the REAL TRUTH will come out!!!" as if he isn't a fucking liar / exaggerator too

[mikaikaika]

Everyone complaining about the Favela being laggy while continuing to add countless more image frames around it's vicinity due to lack of information has to be some kind of metaphor

[yashley]

no but SOMETHING about laudna being FIXATED on crafting, channeling her consciousness into an old self-soothe while dissociating against how Far she is actually initiating her own actions or ignoring delilah's eroding influence, Acting in.... unsavory, self-serving ways, letting delilah whisper in her ear, believing she can handle her manipulation through her burdening cynicism, ALL the while actively consciously Denying any personal intent she Wants to exert.... and it's like ........ is that corruption? smells like a smidge like corruption cos it smells so good

[psyduc]

the espn+ ad made me laugh because how many fucking games this season have already been on other networks?

[motor-city-selfryed]

as wwe is on i just wanna say how fucking hard it is as a girl who likes wrestling 😭

i want so much wwe merch/action figures to prop in my room but my mum keeps saying sexist shit liie “thats boy stuff” “ur not a boy” “ur not getting that boyist shit” as if women/girls dont…watch…wwe…and as if theres no…women…wrestlers….and an entire…womens…division…

[gecklund]

Did you know the San Jose Sharks are just a social club for Joe Thornton?