#sometimes it's the movie

[za1ka]

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

[chloesimaginationthings]

I love the FNAF movie vanny concept so much,,

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[hattersarts]

i feel like the movie is gonna be mid and all of my fix-it reflexes are going to activate and the wicked franchise is gonna finally get my ass, i am ALREADY falling in the hole and long dead memories of seeing a touring production like 10 years ago are resurfacing.

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[greatcometcas]

If you feel it, chase it.

[iwasbored777]

The fact that Agent Stone loved Robotnik and took care of him while Robotnik was depressed makes me so weak. In his eyes Robotnik was the most impressive person in the world. He never left him because he just wanted Robotnik to be ok, even though Robotnik treated him with disrespect. He doesn't care what he looks like or what he does as long as he needs him, he'll be there.

When he said "it's too dangerous and I'm not there to protect you" my God he just wanted his Doctor to be ok and he didn't care about anything else but he couldn't save him. He tried so hard and he did everything to help him but Robotnik couldn't be saved. Robotnik died because he thought that there is something better than what he had with Stone and when he realized that Stone was the best thing in his life it was too late.

[chalkrub]

some of the head coms from recently <:^) indefinitely still open for these !

[explodingstarlight]

I adore this little family

slightly more zoomed in version:

[jennifersbod]

Remember you are one.

[andromeddog]

far and few, far and few

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael doesn’t like Halloween anymore in FNAF..

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

[cannibalspicnic]

SANTA JAWS (2018) dir. Misty Talley

[yhwcomeback]

Decided to color a Ninjago coloring book page!

Here's the original line art if anyone wants it:

[suja-janee]

I’ve been losing my mind over these guys recently