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Tweels on cleaning duty
#twst#shitpost#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland fanart#floyd leech#jade leech#they're cleaning something#floyd came from broom practise while jade was cooking lol#Azul will have a heartattack#they're planning something evil#tweels#twst floyd#twst jade#mushroom master 1000 at your service#AIMAgallery101
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Rockman 4… But Everything's 16-Bit?! by Jo Li KMC on YouTube
Into dis one stream, the forces of Dr. Cossack will really be seeing red! What does that mean? Tune in and find out!!
#video#stream#gaming#video game#Mega Man#Wily Wars#Rockman#Mega World#Sega Genesis#MegaDrive#homebrew#Woodfrog#Sequel Wars#Giga World#Episode Red#Mega Man 4#Rockman 4#longplay#Let's Play#something something broom#Youtube
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james is thighs and regulus is hands and sirius is waist and remus is jawline and i hope this helps xx
#but also there is something to be said for james rough and calloused hands from quidditch#yk from grippin that BROOM 🥵
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my sirius & harry thought of the day:
harry kept that firebolt alive for all 137 years of his remaining life through sheer willpower and magical strength. he did not let a single twig of it die off. not only was he absolutely unhinged about taking care of it, not letting anyone near it after 5th year, but he also basically single-handedly reinvented the field of broom-crafting just so he could keep his godfather’s gift to him alive. he didn’t do anything with this skill, basically driving everywhere who knew him spare bc !!! ‘harry do u know what u just did? most brooms don’t last over 6-7 years, not even a fraction of that if used at the pace and frequency as u. if u could just—‘
and he just flat out shuts them up bc how does he tell them that the reason his firebolt is still alive is bc sirius’ love runs thru it and harry would die himself before he let it bc he can’t lose the last piece of sirius he has left. he cannot perform this miracle on any other broom, tho he can probably make the single best non-sirius-gifted broom that the WW has ever seen just bc of how extensive his knowledge is now
and the thing, right, is he doesn’t keep the firebolt locked up in some display like some artefact. sirius would’ve never wanted that. his dad would’ve hated it. brooms were meant to be flown. so fly, he does. wonderfully. it’s forever his primary broom and he puts it thru all the paces, keeping up with all sorts of newer, flashier, pro models w utter ease.
it’s like this: when he uses this firebolt, it feels like perhaps he has his godfather back for just a second. and harry is forever weak to that feeling.
#sirius black#harry potter#good godfather sirius black#haven’t been here in a. while huh#s&h my beloved <3#there’s just something. about sirius gifting harry his first and last broom.#that makes me go feral#i need harry to be unhealthily attached to his broom#it’s a problem. like a legit mental health one#but he doesn’t know how to move on from it#he spends hours polishing that thing and grooming the bristles or stuff#or wtv*#the only other person who got to touch it was james sirius#for obvious reasons#never w/o supervision tho harry is not that hinged yet#or ever#his kids know this is one line they cannot cross w their father#not bc he gets angry. but bc he gets unbearably sad#and they all know about papa sirius#this hc is becoming yet another rabbit hole so i’m gonna pull the breaks#but this is yet again making me realise how much i love next gen#the potter babies are just!!!#and dad harry is lovely#ok yah that’s it#pen’s notes
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saw a post about how people want will solace to have a gun because they don’t recognize the value of his healing powers which can be true but also
the whole thing in pjo is that for demigods fighting = autonomy and independence (which is why percy screams at the begging IT SUCKS TO BE A DEMIGOD) the idea is that the camp makes demigods safe (by teaching them how to fight) and any other type of labour isn’t that much valuable because they > don’t teach them that it is < / > they don’t live enough to need them <
The Harpies are the ones cleaning instead of themselves, the Ambrosia will heal instead of actual doctors (which puts a hell of pressure on Will when the ambrosia is not enough because he needs to treat those who are severely injured AND the light injured who already took way too much Ambrosia)
And I don’t think this was on purpose RR was just like “oh shit someone and something needs to do this boring stuff”
I think the camp should have an equilibrium going on like teach those kids valuable life skills (what is safe to eat in a forest how do I cook make themselves clean the dishes how do I treat an injurie without ambrosia ((this one for wills sake too)) how do I guide myself without a gps) and also what kind of fighting suits you because yeah in a world where monsters want to kick your ass you need to know how to defend yourself not because this is what makes you valuable but because it what makes you SURVIVE
#also will solace lived in a farm and after that with a single mom who is a SINGER he is the one going#hey what about we put down the sword a minute and hold a fuckin broom#maybe eat something u know HOMEMADE or how to clean a wound#but again art and music and beauty and love are really important but uhhh the apolo and aphrodite cabin need to know how to do self defense#like broke someone else arm etc etc basic stuff#not everyone gets lucky to be born good in archery or charism you way out of a situation#my personal hc is that nico is the one making the make love not war hold a weapon for one danm minute#since his bf is doing the opposite with the ares cabin etc#solangelo#pjo hoo toa tsats#percy jackson#nico di angelo#will solace
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a brief summary of the tags i get on my art/posts about father mulcahy from m*a*s*h (yall are INSATIABLE):
#hawkeye's internal monologue: ''he's keeping this entire unit going. i'd fuck him for sure''#<- or hawkeye out loud seconds before trapper and frank finally agree on something (hitting him with a broom)#shebbz shoutz#father mulcahy#mash
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When you spend your whole life locked in a room, escape becomes terrifying. All you know is here; the cage is a comfort, every inch known to you.
This is your life. This is all you've lived.
Here is where you know the rules. There is no confusion or fear. It's all the same and it drives you mad but you can't imagine it any other way.
Wondering is addictive, forbidden, the sweet taste of rebellion on your tongue. The golden fruit, the blood red apple. The thought: what if there's more out there? What if I leave?
Freedom is a thing with wings and you've always walked with your head down but the sun is warm when you reach out a hand to feel it. Golden light between your fingers. Almost an embrace. Wanting makes a home in your ribs. You can almost taste the wind in your teeth.
Look up. The door is left unlocked, if only you'll open it.
Somewhere out there is the world.
One day, you'll find it.
#spilled ink#inkstay#writerscreed#spilled words#microfiction#prose#thinking abt harmful routines and how i keep isolating myself from the rest of the world#smacking myself w a broom. girl go outside!! try something new!!!! talk to people!!!!#disappointed in myself.... i could be so much more if i just left the room. bit in still sitting in there.#anyways how are yall doing lol
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#and i feel like im going insane trying ti map out the full extent of the transmisogyny of it all#when i tried to help him with the frustrations he was having with his friend and defended the friend even slightly#he accused me of talking like the friend was my actual boyfriend and told me to go run away with him#when he broke a fuck ton of glass in our bathroom his clean up was even more half assed than usual cause of the state he was in#so even as he apologized to me and called his behaviour abuse and used all the right words#it was still me cleaning up after his abuse literally with a broom and mop#i still freak out at rhe very idea of broken glass and i know that trigger isnt going away anytime soon#and i still didnt leave after that#then him and his friend took so many of my words out of context to essentially accuse me of emotional cheating with people on here#and i cant think about that conversation without thinking about how yall on here have talked about abusers using cheating accusations#and when we finally broke uo he couldnt help but keep giving me permission for things#permission to throw something of his in a lake#permission to let my friends talk shit and be mean#but then when i had something mean to say afterwards and he saw it by checking my blog#he punished me for it by doing everything he could tk scare thr shit out of me#cause even as we were broken uo he hadnt given me permission to talk shit#only to listen to my friends#and even after all that him and his friend still expected that i would share my car and weed for them to use#and i still did with the car cause im either wonderful for dumb as hell#probably both#then after all that his friend cut me off as a friend using the fact that i had asked him why he was refusing to even look at me and if we#were cool to say i was demanding and pushing him and not respecting his boundaries#he used me asking why i was being treated as a pariah to justify treating me as a pariah#after all i had refused to still be a punching bag#i stopped buying him weed#so it was time for me to be disposed of#and even as they disposed of me they still expected me to live in that house for another fucking month with them#i was used and disposed of by two of the people i was closest with#one of whom i would have married eventually if he hadnt pushed it over the edge
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feliz jueves: electric spookaloo 🎃🦇
#don't let the angels bite <3 <3#boop#halloween#asuka langley soryu#shitpost#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#boop o meter#tumblr boops#boop o ween#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#feliz jueves#Spooky#Should have given her a broom... Ah well
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ID: The “(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here” tweet by audipenny edited to read “(working in the god damn customer service industry) there better not be any goddamn customers in here.” End ID]
#meme#relatable#customer service#heeelllpppp#I hate it here#they sense when I sit down to eat or go to the back to do something else#they sense it and then they swarm#also one came in with c*vid and oh I want to explode get out get out stop infecting other customers if you KNOW you have it#need to start chasing them away with brooms idc#they all conspire to come at the same time directly after the other worker leaves
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happy enough again with my daily (although it's been more like weekly if that lately tbh) recording exercise from yesterday to post it, actually I'm a little proud of myself because this is the first time I felt confident enough to record myself playing accordion, plus there's programmed drums on this one! I've been kind of obsessed with this song lately ever since I got this EP on cd a couple weeks ago and it was so fun to play. very short but fun!
#The vocals are a bit like breathier than I want and a bit messy because I recorded them at like 11 pm and didn't want my neighbor to bang on#My ceiling with a broom lol but yeah other than that I'm pretty happy#I did actually try putting a tremolo effect on my guitar like the recording but I didn't really like the way it sounded i like how he#Strums the guitar when they do it live and anyway I didn't want to imitate the recording Exactly although I end up usually doing that anywa#Which is my goal for the future to try to come up with different creative arrangements when I do covers but it's hard cos why mess with#Something that's so good .. it feels sacrilegious#junismusictag#<- i decided to start putting my stuff in there so its in one place#idk if the bassline is even right i did it by ear but i think its close its really simple on this song luckily#the mixing and mastering as always extremely rough because im still trying to learn and its so HARD
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physical abuse/fighting in families shouldn't be fucking normalized or joked about EVEN with siblings EVEN with parents EVEN with any fucking relatives
#i don't know why#but especially in arab communities [im arab]#i see a lot of us joking about 'the thong' or 'the belt' or if you're unlucky enough#'the broom' 'the stick'#like#this shit is not fucking normal#and it shouldnt be something this joked about#i wish parents could be more fucking educated#head loud#anyways#back#anxiety has quelled#and is replaced with rage
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Whumpee who’s tied up and shoved in small spaces. Wardrobes, under a bed, broom closets. Tight places where they could have the chance to shuffle around a little at least, were it not for the restraints on their arms and legs, keeping them in whatever position Whumper wanted them in. Maybe they can still wiggle around a bit, but they certainly can’t stand themselves up
Maybe Whumper keeps them there for a long while. Whumpee doesn’t really know how long, but Whumper comes in sometimes to give them a little food and water so they assume it’s days going by. Or maybe they don’t even get fed, so there’s no way to tell
When they’re finally let back out and untied, their muscles are so cramped up in that position that they can barely move without pain
#whump prompt#whump scenario#whump#whumpblr#atlas posts#more whumpees thst just get put somewhere#lock these guys up like they r a broom or something#you can just keep them in there as long as you remember to hydrate em
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wanna post this sketchy lanc page bc. well. i'm gay
#ignore the russian text it's an untransletable joke#it's something like#'every keter in a site have grown out a meter high'#'and how long are they all seated?'#'this data has been deleted'#shitty translation hell yeah#anyway#orion lancaster#wilbur edmund harley#harlanc#i need to lock them in a broom closet. i need to#beatrix klein#fua#find us alive#scp find us alive#chr-art#fuapod
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Here you go my people, fanart of the finest Idaten Jump boys!
...oh? There are NOT the characters? Really???
With that hair I couldn't tell.
#idaten jump#fanart#my art#sho#gabu#kyoichi#taiga#koei#arthur#sho is a palm tree#gabu is a sea urchin#kyoichi a mop or broom or something idk#taiga is a circular chain saw#koei is a potted plant#arthur is a bale of hay#look me in the eye and tell me this is not their hair#I dare you#I hope this comparison curses your brain as much as it does mine
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Just got the hc that sirius built a broom for james sometime between second and fourth year.
Sort of a prelude for his own bike, but also bc he loves to built magical stuff, getting behind all the spells and how they work, and, of course, to give James the best gift ever!
OMG YES!
and i’m imagining—sirius kind of keeping it a bit of a secret? (maybe the WW looks down upon physical work like this as well? idk) and not exactly intending to give it to james because 1. he can’t compete with the top of the line models on the market and 2. it’s literally the first time he’s doing this, he’s seen how badly the earlier versions have failed and he does not want james falling to deal from like 200ft in the sky and definitely not because of him.
so yeah, he makes it and he just dithers around, not showing it to james until he’s either found out or j accidentally stumbles on it (or remus gets fed up and gives the game away) and it’s just like.
james is standing there, slack jawed, staring at this beautiful, gorgeous broom that his best friend built himself and then there’s sirius to the side, as close to shuffling his feet and wringing his hands as he can physically get.
and j just announces that this is it, this is gonna be my match broom now on.and sirius is like?? wtf?? no jaMES NO UR GONNA DIE WHAT!! but a more hardheaded potter the world has never seen and a few scuffles later, james, predictably, emerges victorious, broom in hand like excalibur.
as promised, he uses it for every match possible and the first time he flew on it, sirius watched him like. hawk (even going up on himself to follow him) as well as recruiting like. 10 people as spotters in case he fell. after the nerve wracking experience was over tho (and james was unhurt. duh. as if sirius’ magic could ever let him get hurt); that’s when it really hits sirius how much trust james puts in him bc he did that without a second thought, never even bothered to doubt him.
#sirius black#james potter#so turns out i do like insecure sirius lmao#but i just#how did i turn brooms into something like this#but i love the thought of sirius *making* things for james#a tangible proof of of love#and they have these little magical knickknacks all over the house#he becomes a bit of a recluse mad scientist for a while there#james loves it all sm#he’s his biggest muse after all#(wait can u use muse in this context? hm)#pen’s asks#pen’s notes
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