#someone save me from my brain

[rjavenuru]

wrote a sentence in a hashtag my brain collapsed a scene from a movie played in my head a man says "Yeah, but I'm a happily married man now." not very convincingly and looks over at his alcoholic wife kicking car tyres...

[allalrightagain]

I have one more day at Old Job, which I’m finding myself telling literally everyone I come across.

Unrelatedly, I cannot get the Les Mis song out of my head and it’s driving me nuts

[travelingtwentysomething]

🌚Dream Journal 🌝

I just woke up from the weirdest dream ever.

I lived in the White house, with my Aunt, and then my ex-best friend and her abusive boyfriend and her little son moved in with me (mirroring real life before we split), and me and my friend worked it out, and we got rid of her shitty abusive boyfriend this go round (instead of her dumping him, running back to her mom's, and leaving me to sweep up the trash, with no warning and no idea he was even abusive until then, when he had apparently relapsed and gotten back on meth unbeknownst to me. But that's another story for a Trauma Dump, not part of the dream).

When I talked to her about boundaries and respecting my space she actually listened to me instead of treating me as if I was attacking her for asking her not to destroy my things and space this time. She even invited me to her new house to hang out and make banana pudding.

Then somehow my cousin who actually lives with me now- her best friend came over as if she was my ex-best friend's friend, and they were sitting on the couch, and this is where the fact that we live in the White House comes in.

Trump was asleep on the other couch, with a TV playing above him playing Fox News, and my ex best friend and the other girl were talking shit about Trump and saying he should be assassinated and all kinds of crazy stuff, and I was like y'all need to stop y'all know the secret service out here. And So eventually the secret service came in they were acting like they needed to get up and leave, and I said y'all know I live here right? I said, "y'all can't do anything about me or my friends being here, and Trump has passed out and he didn't hear anything we had to say." But still they took my friends into the secret room off the living room to interrogate them- Trump was still asleep during all of this, so they woke him up to get him out of there as if he was about to be assassinated.

They tried to take me too but I told them "I'm good, I didn't say anything, y'all heard me telling them they needed to chill out, I'm going to go in the kitchen and wait till y'all are done." And after a little while in the kitchen watching fucking Fox news praise Trump for being a great leader, after I just watched him passed out like a fucking lump, and run away because two young women were shit talking him, I got a little mad, so I went and knocked on the secret door and asked if they were done with my friends yet.

They were in there scaring the shit out of them, and then they decided we all needed to go for a ride. So they put us on a helicopter and took us out saying we were going to some sort of training exercise to witness the greatness of trump, turns out they lied to us and they took our helicopter down into the ocean to simulate an emergency. I got out with two of the secret service guys first, cus I wasn't stupid enough to listen to them when they told me I needed to wait.

Turns out Trump was on a boat in the area doing some sort of campaigning thing, and they were going to use him as the rescue team, and they made my friends stay in the helicopter as it started to go under and they were trapped for too long because their stupid fucking exercise didn't go to plan. Eventually they pulled them out and they almost drowned, they had to resuscitate them. and Trump didn't even pick us up on his boat he just waved at us and was like "Look at our great military in action saving lives out here" even though they had almost just killed us, and our ride was disappearing before I very eyes because Trump's an idiot.

Somehow Denzel Washington was on the boat and he could see that this was all faked, and I was yelling out to them that Trump did this on purpose because my friends talk shit about him and he almost killed us, and Denzel Washington heard that, and was like "Don't worry, I got you, I'm going to tell everybody."

So when we came back to the White House every time they were doing any sort of event, me and my friends were there and we sabotaged it every way we could.

There was some sort of weird event on the front porch of the White House where Trump was supposedly going to be honored, but it turns out everybody there had heard my story, and came to protest him, and Trump got dressed up in some weird cat costume like from the movie/musical cats, and they scared the shit out of him and the secret service got him out of there but not before he almost pissed his pants and was dressed up and humiliated.

And I stood on the front porch laughing as they brought him in past me to the front door. And then me and my friends took all these protesters inside as our personal guests because I still lived in the White House and showed them around. And while Trump was recovering and getting out of his shitty cat costume all these protesters came in and witnessed him crying in his underwear.

And then I woke up.

None of this probably makes sense because I literally just sat here talking into my phone and letting it type it out for me. And I'm sure I'm losing some details cuz I woke up, but that was the gist of it.

[faceless-ghostt]

well... welcome back to Meme redraw hell ig. Pt 5

will these ever end? idk, probably ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

(references and rambles under the cut)

I'm still not completely happy with how I draw Thad but I'm getting there slowly, incredibly slowly. Same with Kon, he's not there yet but he's much closer. and I swear that isn't the usual outfit I draw him in, I swear I can do better ToT

Mindless rambles about my struggles with designs aside I've been trying to post more, mainly to get me back in the habit of drawing, but I am working on a larger, not large, but larger project that may or may not have to do with a Young Justice 98 and FNAF mash up and one of the characters is absolutely fucking me over. So I'm just doing easy drawings until my brain agrees with my arms enough to actually draw what I want to draw. I don't think these drawings are things I'll put on the Internet because they are just random drawings, but I'll probably share them to the YJ98 discord server. but I personally think this is a fun AU I am currently making and it will be forced on the world soon, kicking and screaming.

idk why I'm even rambling, probably because it's 2:30 in the morning and my brain is melting from multiple weeks of shitty sleep but ajdgakudgshsixhsv

uh, shameless plug moment, Join the YJ98 discord server that is pinned on my profile, it's fun and great and I want to yap with more YJ fans!

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Oh hey what about a groundhogs day event where the hero has to relive their traumatic “One Bad Day”-esque backstory but it’s another hero they either know really well and the only way to break the loop is letting that horrible event happen

Bc I’m basic my first thought was “Oh, this would absolutely tear up anyone having to walk down crime alley knowing way too well what’s about to happen”

But I’m also obsessed with my blorbo so my other thought was “Omg lol, imagine if one of the adult heroes ended up in Billy’s body just before his parents left to go die on their dig and think maybe they can save their co-worker the tragedy he faced so young only for every attempt they succeed at getting them to stay keep the loop going and they realize they have to let them go and doom this kid all over again. Haha, extra points if the loop actually lasts from that point to them actually dying so they wake up the next day thinking they failed again only for it to be tomorrow and suddenly Uncle E gets the call that his brother and sister in law are dead and then whoever is in Billy’s body is getting thrown out with a suitcase realizing maybe the nightmare is going to last longer.”

And I just had to laugh bc goddamn my brain cant stop with angst

[atypeofherb9922]

Will anyone write me a fanfic, where Darry is so stressed he breaks down crying in front on the entire gang, pleaseeeeeee I beg of anyone to

[sneezarify]

Thinking about a shy fetishist noticing my nostrils flaring, false starts and plucking up the check if I wanted help... Then watching them groan in pleasure as my currently *very* sensitive nose provides fits and fits of blasting sneezes as soon as they slip anything just slightly inside of my nostrils.

[mueritos]

two gay furries from a patreon request who became my ocs...theyre on a date :) the deer is named griffin and im still trying to figure out a name for the rabbit lol...name suggestions welcome ^-^

patreon

[scattered-under-moonlight]

[jyakkopotto-saddo-gaaru]

hate the word problematic so much it used to be so fun like oh yeah this guy just being killed in this gas explosion is pretty problematic to our great plan but now i cant say it without getting flashbacks to awful twitter threads calling out some famous charity worker who marches for the rights of many for saying the word faggot in a non offensive manner in 1995 when they were 12 years old. please just say its wrong or it upsets you and move on with your life youre associating a perfectly good word with something so petty and hateful it disgusts me

[nammikisulora]

But like... these two + utter sappiness = ???????

That's not. Them. Like, this is bad enough:

“So that’s it? You’re just – leaving?” His eyes glitter in the streetlight. Tears? No, probably not. Kepler searches his memory for a moment, then quirks one corner of his mouth upwards. Then he says, “Fairies and gods Prosper it with thee! Go thou further off; Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.” Jacobi blinks, then decks him in the face. It’s a bad punch, only glancing his jaw, but he still stumbles back a step or two. Jacobi looks ready to hit him again. “I read that fucking play, you know.”

Help I have brainrot someone make it stoppppppppppp

Unexpected fic writing problem: I started googling Shakespeare quotes for a post-canon Kepcobi fic and I'm finding way too many! Now I might have to write something utterly sappy just to play with the concept of "Kepler tries to do all emotional communication through Shakespeare quotes and Jacobi is annoyed by it", because I can only use like... one for my intended angst (with some comfort on top of the hurt at the end).

[solivagantingrebel]

this is taking forever to finish, and i want to yap about the fic. so here you go.

dilf ghost. im at 12k right now and the demon on my shoulder is telling me to make the second smut scene more interesting, so who knows when this'll be done 😔

[soggy-fishsticks]

hey guys sorry if posting my art takes a little while I've been too busy thinking about visual kei fashion and gnawing on my enclosure abt it xoxo 💋💕🫶

rant in tags beware ⚠️🤓

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

Hello and welcome to Day 5 of "Let's Explore My Plot Bunnies"

Do you know that moment when you hear an opening from a childhood TV show that you were obsessed with before and your brain is like, "But what if you combine this with this and make it into a fanfic idea?". Cause this is how my brain came up with a Mo Dao Zu Shi Pokemon AU. (The Diamond and Pearl Openings are still my jam to this day)

The AU is not fully detailed in my head (yet), but I came up with two versions for it, so I will just write down some details I already have for both versions:

Ver.1

Edit: As of February 6th, this has a title : "Some roads are not meant to be traveled alone"

Wei Wuxian is a new Pokemon Trainer that just started his journey with his partner Vulpix (Kantonian)

Lan Wangji is a more seasoned Pokemon Trainer (he has been on a journey for at least 2 years) and has an Alolan Vulpix as a partner.

The two meet in Kalos, more specifically in Lumiouse City. WWX wanted to see if he could start challenging the Gyms right away, and his Vulpix got a bit too excited and ran off and got lost.

Lan Wangji is in Lumiouse City for a vacation rather than to start a new journey. His Vulpix is the one that finds WWX's Vulpix. Seeing that the Kantonian Vulpix is very young, LWJ feels anger towards the trainer who let the young fox unattended.

When WWX finds them, LWJ is ready to berate him for being irresponsible, but WWX's "Please never run off again like that Vulpix. I was so scared." stops him in his tracks.

WWX turns to thank LWJ for finding his Vulpix and apologizes for the troubles. LWJ, instead of just accepting the apology, tells WWX he shouldn't be so careless, especially when his Vulpix is so young. (LWJ is kicking himself for saying that) WWX takes offense because he wasn't being careless, nor was he abusive towards his partner.

And so their first meeting is kind of a disaster. That, however, doesn't stop them from constantly meeting around Lumiouse for the next week and then the universe (aka me) decides they should journey around Kalos together. (We all know how the relationship will progress)

Ver.2:

Edit: As of February 6th, this fic has a title:

"Life is a journey you must walk to behold"

In this version, WWX is from Hoenn (Hoenn has a lot of water = Lotus Pier). He and Jiang Cheng have been journeying through other regions (started in Hoenn, went to Kanto and Unova) but this year they want to have an individual journey for themselves.

Jiang Cheng wants to go to Johto, while WWX is going to Sinnoh.

I am on my "Give Jiang Cheng a Shinx" Agenda because just imagine him having a Shinx that is as much of a trouble maker as WWX. (Jiang Cheng's sanity is in danger)

WWX has an Absol as his partner. (The similarities between Absol's lore and WWX's personality make me believe that this is a good pair.) Also, Absol is definitely the one that is more serious and responsible between the two.

Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen are from Johto and their family is well known for being Coordinators.

Lan Wangji has an Eevee that evolved into Glaceon as a partner and has participated in a lot of Pokemon Contests in Johto and Kanto.

Lan Xichen has a Lapras as a partner and is not as interested in Pokemon Contests. He does, however, like to nurse Pokemon back to health and thinks about becoming a Pokemon Doctor.

LWJ wants to go and journey around Sinnoh and learn more about Pokemon Battles (the Lan family doesn't like how trainers that challenge Gyms push their Pokemon so hard, and they are more against Pokemon Battles. In their words, "Contests are a more refined art. Pokemon Battles are barbaric and violent.") LWJ doesn't want to jump to conclusions on that topic, while LXC believes both can be just as good, but it depends if the Trainer is a good person or not.

LWJ, once in Sinnoh, wants to experience a Gym Challenge for himself, so he decides to go to Oreburgh City and challenge Roark, the Gym Leader.

He ends up watching a battle between Roark and WWX instead and falls at first sight for WWX and for his passion for Pokemon Battles. WWX is also very kind to his pokemon, so inner LWJ aproves even more of his choice in love interests.

WWX and LWJ end up traveling through Sinnoh together. (Team Galactic is the main villain that they seem to find/fight against all throughout the journey too)

On the other hand, LXC meets Jiang Cheng and decide to travel together through Jotho, with LXC using this journey to further his knowledge as a Pokemon Doctor and to learn more about Jiang Cheng, who, although says harsh things all the time, is a kind person.

LXC and Jiang Chen end up dealing with Team Rocket during their journey.

There you have it.

This is about everything that I have about this AU. Honestly, I think this one will probably continue to grow in the back of my mind for a while longer before I come up with a title for it and, possibly, even scenes (be it Battles or Contest Performances).

So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Let me know!

I might post some more things later today, but for the moment, I am gonna wish you guys a good morning/day/night.

Till next time,

- TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help

[tragedy-of-commons]

2.2 makes me yearn for death every day I struggle. every day I climb up through the Rubble, only to fall. every DAY i desire FOR more. and yet you give me NOTHING. nothing. I am AT MY LIMIT. iam ANGRY. i am DEVASTATED. today i will NOT let you disturb me like this. GOODBYE. i will die myself.