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note to self: make more online friends outside the US so you have someone to chill with on thanksgiving and july4th
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You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?
long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!
#reblogs would of course be appreciated#kittens#cats#sergle.txt#WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT#please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people.#I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along#and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time#Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem#because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around#source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.
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i know it's probably a bad idea to date someone based on a shared hyperfixation but i really wanna date someone based on a shared hyperfixation
#okay not REALLY but it would be cool to date someone who also likes cartoons in general and wouldn't judge me for my strange addiction#the addiction being ed edd n eddy of course#i know its pretty normal to be into anime these days and i mean i can maybe work with an anime gf#but i dont watch it and dont really want to start....maybe for the right person.....#disney is a hard no though#honestly im cool being single but it is getting a bit boring ngl#i was on a couple dating apps recently and jesus christ they were so bad i deleted my accounts within 24 hours#nothing but polyamorous shenanigans#“i have a husband but im looking for a girl for myself”#✋😑 keep lookin babe#im not gonna play second fiddle to some family guy pj pants wearing wannabe twitch streamer with dirt under his finger nails#anyway ill shut up now#im going out dancing tonight and i know im not gonna meet anyone but i need an excuse to dress up#wish me luck🤞
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The people in my notes on their way to misgender and insult a real life trans person bc they don’t like mcyt
#stop calling eret#the real life bisexual genderqueer person#a cishet white boy and or transphobic#if you didn’t know whatever I guess but just#don’t assume shit about someone bc you have the preconceived notion#that all YouTubers/twitch streamer who play minecraft are queerphobic racist cishets#not a poll#gif
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Aabria Iyengar: *Under her breath* "Why is it every game I'm in, someone invents fucking baseball?
Robbie Daymond: *Laughter*
Matt Mercer: "Goat-ball, technically, and it was Chris Perkins."
Erica Lindbeck: "Chris Perkins turned me into a werewolf in my private campaign."
Aabria Iyengar: *Laughter*
Robbie Daymond: "Really?"
Erica Lindbeck: "Yeah he's the reason I'm a- yeah."
Matt Mercer: "What a dick."
Aabria Iyengar: "I'm sorry or you're welcome, I don't know where on the mosterfucker spectrum you lie."
Erica Lindbeck: It's very to the right.
#CR3-93#Critical Role#CR Cast#Crown Keepers#Why can't Twitch just pick an amount to rewind/fast forward and stick with it?#Or start the video at the same spot I paused it at when I press play?#I can literally see the time stamp jump forward what the hell?#This problem makes it so hard to watch as someone who gets interrupted all the time >:(
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i love being friends with girls and then they get a boyfriend and then he becomes the center of her entire existence and all she talks about and all she focuses on and i sit there and i smile and i nod and i feel myself becoming genuinely evil
#shut up about your fucking boyfriend I DONT CARE#<< i never say that bc im not a horrible person but good god idk if im built for this#im crazy and im always a little bit in love with every girl i know its just how im built#like i guess its bc whenever ive dated someone i keep that shit to myself#like you have to torture me for me to admit anythings happening so when other people make it their whole personality#and totally abandon friendships bc OMG must focus 100% energy on some guy it just makes my eye twitch#and then when they wanna come crawling back omg he sucks he cheated i want your shoulder to cry on and im like well you didnt even text#me when my nana died last march so. cry on your own shoulder.#full admittance i am also a jealous person so theres a bit of crazy jealous jessie at play Always. I'm nothing if not honest#sorry kpoppers you get my insnae ramblings this friday night#i'll make up for it i'll post like bang chan ass shots or something tommorrow dont worry
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#aj art#socialstuck#socialstuck cloutchase#parasocialite#twitch socialstuck#kik socialstuck#youtube socialstuck#she probably wouldve just pecked kik on the cheek but :3#shes not a player but shes playful#like he will tease and flirt and maybe make u buy him a drink#u gotta play the game n catch her off guard#tho if shes the one crushing on someone she’ll be more direct
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Genuine question inspired by one of your latest posts: generally, what should partners do when they play with a guys balls? Like, massage them? Any particular way that feels better than others?
For me, I like soft gentle touches. Just drag your fingertips over them and move them all around. Kinda like you're playing with someone's beard. Your finger nails can feel soooo good too, but be careful not to dig them in too hard. A little squeeze and cupping can be nice as well, but don't squeeze too hard - that can hurt. And by all means, rub my taint too and press your fingers into it. That can feel so fucking good. Don't neglect the thighs either 😋
All that being said, definitely just talk to your partner and listen to their body language to figure out what feels good.
#jfc the way my cock is twitching and throbbing thinking about this again#I need someone to edge me by just playing with my balls and kissing different parts of my cock every so often#ask
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wait op 👀 can i ask who your favorite boy is? 👀👀 (sorry im too shy to reply to the post and im curious now because of your tags)
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#that’s the four emoji for anyone who can’t see it btw#I am the biggest advocation for four swords#legit so fucking funny to play with friends#the fact you can throw each other off of cliffs and rob eachother is peak good times to me#love a game that makes me hate my friends <3#getting to vote on who was most goblin at the end of each level is also very funny to me#I like to imagine four still does this#mental tally chart like what the teachers had in elementary school#he goes to sleep every night and the gang is just casting votes on someone cause they had a argument or smth#I am aware this isn’t necessarily canon to the lu four lore cause four is his own separate entity#but I like to interpret that as four and his internal twitch chat cause it’s funnier#I am a big sucker for guy made up of other guys tho#or even just the siblings trope#anyway Hyrule is my second fave link#my fave loz games are four swords - botw (which is better than totk I will fight you on this) - skyward sword and majoras mask <3#(ok totk is objectively a better game in terms of overall mechanics)#(but the sage abilities are boring at best useless at worst and the story outside of the thing with Zelda is just kinda bad lmao)#(botw was so good cause you got to fuck around and find out (but like with underlying oough amnesia trope))#(I will also never forgive totk for taking stasis away from me (recall is such a downgrade))#(ultrahand is peak tho 👌)#anyway I got distracted with this ask very quickly ghgh#I like dropping hints that I’m neurodivergent/j#but dw about sending a ask over a reply it’s all good chief
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Due to time zones I have never had the pleasure of catching any of Critical Role as it released except for perhaps a few minutes of the end when I arrive for work, but the last hour of Downfall Part 3 has sent me through a lot of emotions that I can't quite articulate right now, what a show.
#critical role#c3#campaign 3#cr3 spoilers#bells hells#exu downfall#downfall spoilers#downfall part 3#c3e101#I would want to hug Ashley Johnson regardless of occasion but could someone PLEASE HUG ASHLEY JOHNSON FOR ME!#I promise I will write an essay nobody will read in the coming days when I gather my bearings and the full extent of the episode XD#fuck Asmodeus and fuck Brennan for playing him so well#for reference point I got to watch from the 3 dragons' deaths to the end#twitch chat though is awful so many people asking the same questions I could not deal with it#so many questions left behind too#and Bells Hells come back next week! Miss my idiots#now you'll have to excuse me since I'm still 30 minutes into a 9-5...
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Wait a second. I don’t think I ever got Opportunist or Cheated in the Wraith. Gasp! Do I finally have an excuse to replay Slay the Princess that I will most certainly take?
#in the maze#slay the princess#I would love to play the game with someone tbh. I wanna be their personal Twitch streamer
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why does listening 2 music have to emotionally harm me so
#i want to listen while i do something but i know i will b rendered a blob on the floor if i try#&& i mean ALL music btw not sad songs#i could listen to smash mouth and still be stricken down in some way#even thinking about it i feel that heavy ache deep within me#the only place i dont get it is if i listen 2 the radio in the car or someone else playing songs#i miss when twitch allowed u to play songs i loved tuning into streams just to put them in the background n vibe 2 the music#i found so many artists that way too
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Why is the blood pink in raincode only starting in CH1??? WHY WAS THE BLOOD ON THE AMATERASU EXPRESS RED. WHAT THE FUCK
#is kanai ward just LIKE THAT??#Literally last week I was in that thh twitch stream chat and someone was like ''the blood is pink in raincode too btw''#and yknow I got raincode on wednesday and when playing ch0 I was like.#you really think people would do that? go on the internet and tell lies?#BUT NO#THE BLOOD IN PINK NOW#???????#Also Halara Nightmare nonbinary icon is REAL? HELLO?#I love them so much having so much fun with my best friend halara#shut up me#mdarc#mdarc spoilers
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unfortunately if i ever developed the lifeseries orv au in my head in earnest i would in no capacity whatsoever manage to be normal about it at all and like. i mean it
#like . genuinely. so much of orv deals with metafiction & the act of art literally coming to life through#reading/watching/observing it (schrodingers cat) (both dead and alive) (your gaze the determining factor) (a witness to existence)#& how characters turn into real people & vice versa & fiction intermingling with reality#and its that character bit that i am kinda obsessed with esp in mcyt spaces from a phenomenological standpoint#for example in smps where roleplaying elements are light and the characters the ccs are playing as#are much closer to themselves than they are actually characters#AND LIKEEEE THIS IS KIND OF ORVS ENTIRE DEAL REALLY#this act of being percieved and witnessed and characterized by yourself and others#the different social conventions between how we treat ppl as characters vs ppl as human beings#how every person is unto themself a story and how fiction is a tool used to preserve life#to resurrect the dead#to love someone with all your heart despite never actually truly ''knowing'' them#only having an imperfect reconstruction of their existence entirely based on your perception of them#how much of you is ''real'' versus ''fiction'' ? genuine versus persona?#does it matter?#and like. explodes. its so everything to me. its so everything. its not nornal. this is not a mormal way to engage with media#but there is a narrative mechanic that involvws cosmic twitch streaming as metaphor for the audience & performance & stage & storytelling#and i cant just NOT think about it in tandem with whatever it is i have going on here#you tell these stories to keep others alive... to keep yourself alive.. to stave off death...#like... this combined w the endless death game timeloop that is the life series is just#really... important to me... the watchers less as eldritch beings and more true to their metaphor as audience stand ins#greedily devouring the story because its all that we have left#this perpetual act of death and rebirth a preservation of life a celebration of their stories#somethign we cherish and champion and hold close.. something that allows all of us to live#for just a little bit longer#see i. i. yeah. not normal. not nornal at all
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Suggestion: John giving Chat Way Too Many Flowers/Flower Crowns. He'd try to make one for every viewer
God you're so right, he totally would
Also bonus doodle cuz i also liked the flower crown idea
#rtgame#rtumblr#rtopia#rt miitopia#miitopia#magical john#twitch chat#chatical john#ni answers stuff#ni draws stuff#i saw someone else drawing the enlarged bouquet#but unfortunatly i believe their acount got deactivated TvT#anyways#john likes to play 'how many flower crowns can you stack on chat's hat'#his high score is about 20#they get too heavy after a certain number and the hat falls off lol#chat has gotten used to it#also i'm sorry the coloring on the bouquet is shit#i didn't wanna draw every single individual flower dshbdhjhvjhfbv
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Trying to find new let's plays and I come across this. Most based KH fan ever
#yep! found who im gonna watch next#literally when im not watching my usual streamers i just look for new kh streams/lets plays. thats all i do on youtube nowadays#recommendations are welcome as long as i dont have to go to twitch. i'll watch vods uploaded onto yt tho#but ive seen so many by now i doubt theres many left that i could recommended lol. but ay. if you know someone still worth checking#if ive seen em yet or not
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