#someone hug Stan marsh

[crab-people-overlord]

RE: The Parallel Between the South Park Episode’s Kenny Dies and the Book of Mormon Musical’s Song ‘Turn it Off’

tw for death and the loss of loved ones (and also kinda for religious trauma? idk, my apologies. this got much darker than I intended lmfao)

As a kid who both grew up Mormon who served a mission AND as a lover of South Park… I find the BoM musical so fascinating. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to see the play (though I have plans to one day), but am more than familiar with the soundtrack! Trust that I’ve got it all memorized.

I love all the SP songs M&T come up with, so obviously the BoM soundtrack is no exception. If you’re a SP fan who hasn’t looked into it, I highly recommend it - it’s VERY reminiscent of SP humor with clearly lots of thought and input from M&T, and the songs they have on the SP show. And vice versa, if you’re a BOM musical lover who doesn’t know much about South Park - I can’t recommend enough you check out the show. It has the same level of satire and an almost endless amount of satirical songs.

From what I’ve heard of the BoM soundtrack, it clearly has Matt and Trey written ALL OVER it lol. It’s clear they have close ties to the Mormon community, which makes sense given their location in Colorado growing up. And one of my favorite songs (along with Spooky Mormon Hell Dream of COURSE lol) is ‘Turn it Off’.

Imo, the two clearly have an intentional parallel, particularly when it comes to religious manipulation for what is the ‘correct’ way to grieve the loss of a loved one ‘should be’.

In ‘Kenny Dies’, you have Kenny actually dying for real and for good. Stan in the episode has a very hard time with it in juxtaposition to his friend Kyle, who has a more healthy psychological outlook of grieving and death even as just a kid. This isn’t to say there’s a more objectively good outlook to grieving or that Kyle had an easier time - anyone who has lost a close one too soon knows that there’s genuinely no fair and good way to grieve the loss of a close one. Which is exactly what this episode is trying to portray - that while Kyle’s more healthy way of letting loose his emotional grievances initially can seem like the more emotionally secure way to deal with things and probably is, that doesn’t mean that life makes it possible to do so.

Stan gets very avoidant in this episode, just as he does in many others. He is confused as to how a seemingly all-knowing and caring God would take away someone he loves so much and views as so wholesome and perfect. And his feelings are more than fair and relatable here. This causes Stan to avoid one of his best friends who really wants and needs him at the time as poor Kenny really needs him there at his side as one of his closest and most treasured friends, and it’s not fair to him that Stan avoids him. This hurts SO BAD and is one of the extremely rare times a show makes me tear up, because I think a lot of us who have lost someone so amazing and close can really relate to this feeling of not knowing how to be there when you’re so hurting indescribably bad yourself to the point you feel like you genuinely don’t know how to be there for your loved ones because you’re too fucked up.

In the SP episode, you have Kenny’s literal last words be, “Where is Stan?”

In the Book of Mormon Musical ‘Turn it Off’ song, you have the Elder Thomas’ sister with cancer’s last words be, ‘Where is my brother?” (him singing about himself being said-brother. But his reminiscing in this song VERY MUCH has to deal with Stan’s own feelings in ‘Kenny Dies’.) These two lines can’t be coincidence and show something personal in Trey and Matt’s personal life experiences.

I get that obviously M&T try to bring dark humor to both these parallels, but for me, while I can still find it funny - I get an overwhelming sense that it’s one of the rare times they are also trying to actually be deep here. In the ‘Kenny Dies’ episode, you have that conversation between Stan and Chef where Stan asks, “Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny’s my… f-friend. Why can’t God take someone else’s f-friend?”

And this is a more than fair and realistic question for Stan to ask at 8 years old. Jesus, in my early 20’s, I’ve asked the same fucking question and it’s one of the fucking reasons I left the Mormon church in the first place. Chef responds by saying, “Stan… sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?”

This is clearly written by Trey who had lost someone he loved so very much pretty recently. And it fucking hurts every time to hear that line.

Stan responds, “But then, why does God give us anything to start with?”

To which Chef says, “Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.”

I think this is the turning point at which Stan becomes a bit more nihilistic and nonchalant about life. But it also doesn’t make that moment where he actually makes the extremely difficult effort to show up for Kenny even more devastating to learn that Kenny had already passed by that point.

Anyways, I honestly don’t know the point I was trying to make here lmfao. Because I don’t think there ever is a point to make about when you lose someone who should have never been lost, other than how you feel is fucking valid— and anyone who says otherwise likely has never had the displeasure of losing someone who a just God would never take in the first place.

And for what it’s worth… if there’s anything I’ve learned from losing loved ones far too fucking prematurely, whether that comes to the stupid fucking healthcare system not taking 21-year-olds seriously when you say they're having a stroke so they literally fucking die because it’s not taken seriously in time (sadly a true and personal story of my brother. I may make occasional dark jokes about this because I only know how to cope w dark jokes so if I ever do please laugh so I don’t cry lmfao) or your best friend killing themselves at age 20 (also sadly a real story), or anywhere in-between… just know that how you process that grief is FAIR and real and there’s no actual REAL moral way of grieving, and any one who says otherwise is SO MORALLY UP THEIR ASSES. You don’t have to be a ‘perfect and healthy’ griever like Kyle. It’s okay to be a selfish and angry and non-understanding one like Stan or Chef or Elder Thomas (and by extension, Trey) in The Book of Mormon with his sister.

And if something like “Where was Stan?” or “Where is my brother?” haunts you? Just know that you’re not alone.

Either way- please hug your loved ones closely for me today, even if you’re not much of a hugger like I’m not. I’m really struggling with the loss of a few close ones today (probably in an unhealthy way but can now understand that’s okay though I so wish I’d hugged those folks more), and I hope none of you take your loved ones for granted 💔

P.S. You know what makes this funnier? The Mormon church taught me to "turn off" my bisexual thoughts (word for word lmao; m&t clearly did their research with terminology lmao), and then life taught me you can't actually “turn off” grief or your own sexual attractions lmao. Plot twist: both those lessons of just ‘turning it off’ were bullshit! Turns out feelings are like Kenny – they keep coming back no matter how many times you try to kill them. And I love Kenny and am glad he always comes back… so maybe it’s time to accept that hard feelings can also be healthy to just feel.

So here's to feeling things, even when they suck. Here's to Stan's awkward avoidance, to Kyle's perfect grieving (fucking show-off- I love him and look up to him sm tbh), to Chef's cynical theology he teaches to Stan , and to every single one of us who's ever been haunted by a "where were you?"

[nwjn-z]

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟒

warning(s): none

authors note: i was feeling really down about myself so i made these (so i did project on the first one lol), let me know if these cheered you up!

⭑ small chest - kyle broflovski

He honestly doesn’t understand why you are insecure about your chest. He just doesn’t get it bc he’s always thought your chest was cute. He always encourages you to wear low cut tops, body hugging dresses, or whatever it is you are insecure about wearing bc of your chest. Loves seeing the shy look on your face when he tells you that you look pretty when you wear something that reveals your chest a little more. Kyle reminds you all the time how much he loves your body and so should you.

⭑ hip dips - stan marsh

He is so obsessed with your hips. Loves just staring at you when you wear something tight fitting, he just can’t take his eyes off you. He panicked when you told him that his staring made it seem like he was judging you. He literally felt a pain in his chest when you thought he was judging you. Reassures you all the time that he loves your hips by hugging you from behind and rubbing his calloused hands over them.

⭑ scars/stretch marks - kenny mccormick

He also has lots of scars and even a couple stretches marks and he doesn’t see anything wrong with them. He loves tracing and caressing the stretch marks you have (especially if you have some on your chest), and giving all the cuts and scrapes you have kisses. Kenny isn’t a man of many words so he likes physically showing how much he loves all aspects of you.

⭑ being chubby - eric cartman

I know, i know this one sounds cliche BUT hear me out. He’s never viewed your weight as a bad thing if anything he prefers you to be chubby. he likes having someone he can be a foodie with. like most things, he would never admit how much he loves your plush figure but he will physically tell you by laying his head down on your thighs and kneading the softness of your tummy and thighs when you cuddle.

[jewbeloved]

stan,kenny and wendy with a ghost s/o? like s/o died in south park (cause,i mean cmon,if you dont have plot armour are you really gonna survive?) and they just kinda haunt sp.they also have similar abilities to damien (flight,telekinesis,teleportation,ect),maybe they even have a human/physical form like him too 😃?

Stan, Kenny, and Wendy with a ghost s/o💙🧡🩷

warnings: Plasmophobia (If you have it)

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh ⚽

Blud thought he was hearing things because someone kept calling his name and he didn't know where it was coming from.

Stan began to get irritated and demanded whoever was calling his name multiple times to show themselves.

You just now realized that you were invisible to Stan and he obviously cannot see you. So you make yourself visible while making the place around you cold asf.

The gif above is Stan's brief reaction before he jumps back in complete shock.

It took him a while to realize it was you but in the form of a ghost.....

Stan wasn't really close to you at all when you first came to south park. Probably because he didn't even notice you were there.

He did hear about one of the students dying on the news but he didn't think it was you.

But since you're a ghost that death that occurred confirms it was you after all. He feels guilty that he never spoken to you, not even once before you died.

You both started to have a lot of conversations with each other after your first meeting. Stan obviously snuck out during lunch or free time to go talk to you behind the school.

Stan always talked about you to Kyle though. Kyle thought he had a screw loose since Kyle can't even see you.

You like to tease Stan with your powers and scare him a lot. I'd like to think Stan always puffs his cheeks whenever he's angry and you find that cute :)

If physical contact was possible he would be so happy. If you allow him to be able to touch💙💙💙💙

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🍄

You both already know about each other.

You always remembered the times Kenny has died and comforted him after he regenerates the next day.

But when he heard that you died he was so sad that he couldn't stop crying because you weren't immortal like him so you couldn't come back to life.

That all changed when he started shivering because his room got cold all of a sudden and this woke him up out of his sleep.

He thought that he accidentally left the window open so got up to go look, only for him to find out that it was never opened.

He then felt a soft tap on his shoulder and turned around immediately while flinching.

"Oh for heavens sake Kenny, It's just me (Name)...".

....................

.........................................................

Wait what?

A ghost?

You?

I guess he shouldn't be surprised just by seeing that. He was so happy and relieved to hear that it was just you.

You really came back to see him...well in a ghostly form anyway because you're dead.... Kenny's happy nonetheless!

You both can go back to interacting with each other again! But he's still a bit sad that he isn't able to feel your heartbeat anymore whenever he hugs you. Please cheer him up.

Since Kenny is immortal, you both can literally spend the rest of your lives together forever now that you're here <33333🧡🧡🧡🧡

🩷 Wendy Testaburger 💮

Like Kenny, you and her have known each other ever since you moved to south park.....or whatever you did in order to get there.

She one day saw that you weren't home at all and she panicked thinking you went missing.

It wasn't until your parents told her that you recently had died (Or if she finds out on her own if you don't have any parents).

You and her had a close bonding relationship and she was devastated to hear the news.

She will wear anything you had left behind before you died (hats, scarfs, etc.)

When she was cleaning out her locker for her next class. She saw a bunch of students running away from the janitor's closet, screaming about how the closet is haunted or something.

Wendy brushed it off as them being weird until Bebe told her that she saw a ghost in the closet. Wendy signed and went to check it out for herself since she trusts Bebe.

She opened the closet door and saw nothing inside.

She was about to go and confront Bebe for lying to her until she saw a ghostly figure that looked exactly like her.

She screamed until you shifted back into your normal self and reassured her that it was just only you.

She couldn't believe it, she always thought ghosts weren't real...how is it possible for someone to be able to see ghosts????

She's going through the five stages of grief right now that she can't even mutter another word out. Eventually she can't escape reality in the end.

She doesn't know exactly what to do now that she is seeing you again as a ghost?? But those tears streaming down her cheeks told you everything you needed to know about how she feels.

You noticed that she was wearing your stuff (If you had any) while you were hugging her.

You kept hugging and comforting her until she stopped crying. Telling her that you would never leave her even in death. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[eddi3spaghetti]

Losers club and bowers gang headcanons

has a bit of agere

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Bill denbrough

-a tiny bit nearsighted

-has mild motor tics

-punched a hole in a wall

-got tricked into playing Doki doki literature club and had nightmares

-picks mushrooms but doesnt eat them

-over-prepared

-still draws stick figures

-has had to stop richie from snorting smarties

-hates being alone

-starts decorating for Christmas on November 1st

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Georgie denbrough

-he has eaten crayons and will do it again

-he eats the fudge out of those fudge stripe cookies

-he'a really smart but also kinda stupid

-can do a handstand

-would naruto run in area 51

-he thinks mint chip tastes like toothpaste

-he can't spell Tuesday

-can speak little bit of spanish

-finds brainrot annoying

-bites his nails

-gives people pretty rocks or throws them at people if he hates them

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Mike hanlon

-he likes green tea

-he's a cat person

-cringes at their old pictures

-when he was 3, he drank paint (dont worry he's ok)

-he reads spy x family

-tried to cuss on roblox

-fried food makes him nauseous

-can play a lot of instruments

-likes to draw

-his favorite color is navy blue

-uses 3-in-1 soap

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Ben hanscom

-he's allergic to pistachios

-can write stories quite well

-sings in the shower

-once cried bc someone complimented him

-can run really fast

-has stuffed animals on his bed

-stole mouthwash when he was 5 and still feels bad

-salad fingers traumatized him

-he gives the best hugs

-watches bluey

-scared of kirby

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Beverly marsh

-a demi-girl

-her favorite subject is english

-she likes mandela catalogue

-holds grudges for a long time

-danganronpa fan (she thinks maki is the best character)

-cant spell restaurant

-they sometimes sleeps over with ben

-she like ashnikko

-could kill you in an instant if deserved

-weirdcore fan

-has hello kitty socks and takes one sock full of pennies

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Richie tozier

-watches men's gymnastics

-gets road rage

-tricked bill into playing doki doki literature club

-he set a desk on fire and got away with it

-bullies kids on roblox

-he will go crazy if the time is 12:34 or 4:20

-microwave noodles are his fav

-knows hapkido

-played a cupcakke remix in a school party and got kicked out

-likes the color red

-wonders what would happen if birds had four legs

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Stan uris

-falls for deez nuts jokes every single time

-rides lawn mowers

-has weighted stuffed animals

-he almost died from drinking too much coffee

-cant drive for shit

-unintentionally offends people

-when he was little, he though spaghetti was a plant

-he once stuck gum on someone's purse and felt bad

-the word squeaky makes him laugh

-organized phone

-ruins santa for kids except georgie

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Eddie kaspbrak

-has a sweater he stole got from richie

-has chronic nightmares

-horrible liar

-he always has hand sanitizer on him

-sucks at tongue twisters

-age regressor (2-6)

-likes maretu

-has a secret hatred for his mom

-he's a therian in denial

-loves the smell of grass

★・★・★・★・★・★・★・★・★・★

Henry bowers

-him and his mom used to hang out in the rain

-touch starved

-doesnt own a pair of matching socks

-made DIY brass knuckles

-has internalized homophobia

-he once got hugged and had a breakdown

-age regressor (0-4)

-punched someone for looking like his dad

-could probably kill someone if he wanted

-knows how to get away with murder

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Belch huggins

-scared of wasps

-has a mary sue oc and gets mad when its pointed out

-has been suspended more than once

-his search history is concerning

-he finds otters cute

-calls missing child posters and says "finders keepers"

-has middle school boy humor

-once screamed like an anime girl over being jumpscared

-he's banned in new york

-listens to gwen stefani

-eggs houses in the winter

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Victor criss

-he's trans masc and literally nobody knows

-likes board games (but he's a sore loser so no one plays with him)

-has a diary that he writes with a glittery pen

-canceled on twitter

-can't handle 1 gran of spice

-he got a binder for christmas and was so happy

-has a pet cat named whisker

-doesnt understand how glow in the dark things work

-the song candle queen by ghost and pals makes him think of patrick

-has a pet rock he named "dingus"

-internalized homophobia

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Patrick hockstetter

-banned in multiple places

-a sociopath

-hates on everything

-for some reason he finds beating up people funny

-has been to a psych ward more than once

-bullies kids on roblox

-he's the gay cousin

-he used to bite people

-really good with weapons

-got compared to the onceler and got so pissed

-has an insane pain tolerance

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

Candle queen by ghost and pals/gumi

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

[vikkirosko]

Hi, If It's not much trouble could you maybe write romantic (and separate) headcanons for Wendy, Heidi, Stan, Kyle, Craig and Bebe with a sweetheart!reader? Like, this kind of girl who loves hugging /holding hands and giving little gifts, who lives to make others smile and laugh, who is always smiling and who's just a sweet sunshine ball ^^

Headcanons Sweetheart

💙 Stan Marsh x fem!Reader 🐶

You and Stan have known each other for several years and he knew perfectly well that you were a good, sunny person. Even before you started dating, you always tried to cheer up others, especially when they were upset about something. You often tried to make him laugh when he was upset about problems in his relationship with Wendy or the fact that he quarreled with friends

When you started dating, he found out that you can be even nicer than usual. You often held his hand and hugged him even more often. You've always been gentle and affectionate with everyone, but especially with him. You often gave him various little gifts to please him. Sometimes it seemed to him that you lived to make others happy and you did it well. Every time Stan was sad, you were there to cheer him up or make him laugh

You were always there when Stan needed support, for which he was grateful to you. You didn't ask questions like his friends. You were just there to cheer him up, to bring back his smile. Next to you, his mood lifted and problems disappeared

You were one of the few people who always saw when Stan was worried about something and he knew that you would never judge him. You were gentle, soft and sweet. He sincerely loved you and he was really happy with you

💚 Kyle Broflovski x fem!Reader ✡️

There were a lot of things in Kyle's life that upset him. However, when you were with him, his problems and anger went away, because for all the time that you knew him, you always tried to make him smile only. When you started dating, you started doing it even more often. Kyle could come to you annoyed or upset and you were always ready to cheer him up

You were affectionate and attentive to everyone, but especially to Kyle. You hugged him every time you saw that he was upset and took his hand when he was angry at someone, smiling gently at him. You often tried to make him laugh, seeing perfectly when he was hiding a bad mood and he was grateful to you for that, because even his best friend Stan did not always notice Kyle's emotional state

For Kyle, you were a ray of sunshine that warmed him in a city where there was almost always snow and cold. You gave him little gifts to please him. You didn't need any special reason for this, because it was nice for you just to please him and bring a smile to his face, especially after a hard day for him

Kyle was glad that you were in his life. You helped him cope with the difficulties of his life, you always tried to make your dear person happy, because you put his happiness above your own, even though Kyle told you to put yourself first and not him. You rarely listened to him when he talked about it, so Kyle himself began to make sure that you were as happy as he was happy thanks to your efforts

🖕 Craig Tucker x fem!Reader 🚀

Craig was hardly a cheerful person. Most of the time he was calm and at school it was almost impossible to see him smiling, except when you were around. You were a sunny person who was often by his side. You and Craig were dating and some of your classmates didn't understand how you could even be together. You were different from each other, but it didn't bother you

You always tried to cheer up Craig. You often held hands and he didn't care if someone giggled because of it. He liked the warmth of your palm in his and he liked when you hugged him to cheer him up or cheer him up. You saw his emotions, which he usually hid from others, and this allowed you to better understand when he needed your support and care

Sometimes you gave him small gifts. They were usually little things, but he liked them anyway. Your attention cheered him up. You were like a warm sun that warmed him on days when there were clouds on his soul. Even if his expression didn't change, it really was

Despite the fact that Craig didn't laugh at your jokes, he still liked them. He knew that you were the sun not only for him but also for others. It was as if you lived to cheer up others, but for him there was a special place in your heart that no one but Craig could take

📚 Wendy Testaburger x fem!Reader 📱

You and Wendy often spent time together. You have been dating for some time and in all that time she has never regretted it. You were a kind and caring person who always tried to help others and cheer them up. You joked a lot and smiled a lot. You often set out to improve the mood of others, but Wendy always stood in a more meaningful place for you

You often spent time together. You were one of the nicest people Wendy knew. You were glad when others smiled and were especially affectionate towards her. You often hugged her, sharing your warmth with her. When she was sad, you said nice words to her and intertwined your fingers to show her that she was not alone and you were always ready to help and support her

You often gave her different little gifts when you wanted to bring a smile to her lips. For others, these gifts might be insignificant, but Wendy was genuinely happy with your gifts and tried to give you something in return, although you never expected gifts in return

For Wendy, you were one of her dearest people. She was glad that you were in her life. You helped her feel better even when she was hiding the fact that she was upset about something. Your concern warmed her heart and she hoped that she was able to respond to you in the same way

💄Bebe Stevens x fem!Reader 💞

Every time you and Bebe were together, many joked that you shone like the sun, because you were both bright and lifted the mood of others with your presence, but for Bebe you were the real sun that illuminated her life and made her every day brighter, even if she quarreled with someone

You often walked around the school holding hands. You liked holding hands with her and you didn't worry that your classmates or anyone else would say anything about it. Bebe was ready to fight back against anyone who would try to say something bad to you, because she wasn't going to let someone upset you

You often gave her various small gifts. Bebe really appreciated such pleasant little things and every time she kissed you on the cheek as a sign of gratitude, causing you to laugh in embarrassment. She kept your gifts and sincerely enjoyed them. When Bebe asked you what she should give you, you always answered that for you her smile and her happiness were the best gifts

For Bebe, you were the warm sun that warmed her heart. She knew that no matter how bad her day was, you would always come to her, say kind words to her, hug her, make her laugh. You always did everything to cheer her up and she was grateful to you for that

🌸Heidi Turner x fem!Reader🧣

When you and Heidi met, she started reaching out to you. She liked spending time with you and she liked that you were nice and attentive to others. You've always tried to make the people around you happy and smiling. You joked a lot and were always ready to support a person in a difficult moment. When you and Heidi started dating, she found out that you can be an even more affectionate person

You loved hugging her and holding hands with her. You liked these ways of showing sympathy and Heidi responded in kind. She felt calm and warm when you hugged her. At such moments, there was little that could upset her

You did a lot to keep Heidi in a good mood and keep smiling. Sometimes you even gave her little gifts. It wasn't something expensive, it was just nice little things that lifted her spirits, but it meant a lot to her, because they were gifts that she received from you

Heidi was glad that you appeared in her life. You were that warm ray of sunshine that shone for her even when there were clouds in the sky. You made her day better with your words, your warm smile and your jokes. She knew that when you were around, she was not afraid of sadness

[missuswalker]

love languages with stan's gang + butters !

✮ summary: going through the boys' love languages, giving and receiving ✮ warnings: suggestive themes (i bet you can guess who caused this) and mentions of vomit

kyle broflovski

giving ok, hear me out. kyle would love to spoil you. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. he's always so worried about what people think of him, and in his head, by giving you gifts, he thinks he's winning you over. it doesn't have to be anything big, it can be something small, like a leaf he found on the sidewalk that kinda looks like a heart. his favorite thing to buy you, though, is clothes. that way if someone compliments what you're wearing, he can be all like, "yeah, i picked that out. i bought that, that was me." another thought i'm having is that in front of everyone he'd be all like "lol ugly" but then IMMEDIATELY would text you to tell you how beautiful you are and that he was just kidding.

receiving

physical touch. period. he loves when you wrap your arms around his, he likes to show you off. not big on pda, but will try to get you to kiss him in front of kenny to show that you're his and his only. also words of affirmation, please tell him that you like his hair and that you think hanukkah is interesting.

stan marsh

giving

soooo big on quality time. constantly asking to hang out. meh on dates, he'll take you out every once in a while, but prefers to stay in his room. idk, he just likes staring at you silently while you're on your phone in the comfort of his own home. doesn't like when you talk to randy though, it annoys him. he's also very into physical touch for the same reason as kyle. to show you off. GUYS DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T THROW UP ON YOU (maybe)

recieving guys. ACTS. OF. SERVICE. brush out his emo, crusty ass hair after he gets drunk and vomits everywhere, or run him a bath after he spends to much time with randy. he will love you so, so much. do his skin care please. "no, i don't want that shit on my face, that's gay." bullshit. he wants you to do it so bad. do it. he's pretending to hate it so if cartman finds out, he can claim he was forced into it. adding words of affirmation again, it just makes him happy.

kenny mccormick

giving

do i even have to go over this? i will anyways. buying you cars 🤭😻. i'm kidding, obviously. he would if he could. but it's physical touch. very happy to have a hand on your thigh. or your ass. he loves having an arm around your shoulder or your waist when he can't hug you. this idiot always has to be touching you. he also likes quality time. when he's not working, he's touching all your shit in your room while you tell him about your day. (don't mention another guy unless you want to be aesthetically pounded 🥰)

recieving

ok, let me explain this. receiving gifts FOR HIS FAMILY. he'll feel guilty if you get him something only he can use. buy karen a new doll and he'll be on his knees. (or you'll be on yours) anyways, he likes physical touch too. obviously. he takes what he can get, he doesn't prefer one love language over another.

eric cartman

giving

very physical touch oriented. holding your hand, making out, hitting you, you know. NOT LIKE, WHERE IT'S PAINFUL. well... sometimes it hurts a little. he's not literally abusive in this au guys 😻 he matured 00000.2 precent. he's not much of anything else, maybe quality time. he likes making out with you in front of kyle. i don't really need to explain that, i don't think.

recieving

likes getting gifts. if you give him something small, like a flower, he'll act like he hates it, but keeps it in his toothbrush holder. you know, the cups where you put your toothbrush. he tries to fix his act and be appreciative sometimes. he also likes words of affirmation. "carty poo you're so muscular 😻😻" jk, but compliment him, like, twice a week.

butters stotch

giving

physical touch is his favorite. doesn't care if he gets grounded for holding your hand at the dinner table, he'll do it anyways. surprisingly, he's eh on cuddling, just because his arm falls asleep from staying too still, but likes to be touching you if you're sleeping next to each other. his back against yours, you putting your face into the crook of his neck. you know, the good stuff. he also loves complimenting you! he thinks you deserve to know how beautiful, funny, and smart you are.

receiving

words of affirmation, words of affirmation, words of affirmation. "you're so pretty, butters" "oh, geez, that's too sweet." gets very smiley. pleaseeeeeeeee tell him how much you love him. he also likes when you scratch his head and, like, mess with his hair. he also likes when you put your head in his lap, idk why but it makes him feel very brave and strong.

a/n: i have no idea what to write, help

[snailsgarden]

Heya! ¿How are you? I hope you're safe and sound at the other side of the screen!! <3

Can you maybe write separate platonic headcanons for Stan, Gregory, Clyde and Kenny with a friend (reader) that doesn't speak at all because of trauma? Maybe their reaction on the reader coming to him more nervous than usual and then saying "Thank you" (for being her friend) with a kinda trembling voice because she is still a bit scared of speaking even to him?

Thank you and have a good day <3

(Can I be your 🔇anon [muted anon], please?)

heyhey!! im doing great and wish the same for youu

yes, you can be 🔇 anon<33

cw: its cute & you can bet there ARE spelling/grammar mistakes in here

⊹ stan marsh;

he didn't.. mind? that you didn't talk (he was kinda confused at first, tho bc he didn't???know??? what you wanted or anyth

but he enjoyed how quiet you were, it was relaxing to him

when you went up to him and thanked him, he was confused, shocked!!, happy, and to add onto the many feelings, he thought u had a really pretty voice

"Whaaaat??" he asked and once you told him the reason he was ?????

rlly kind to you

(he thought of you as a great friend, and didn't mind you not talking at all)

was so happy to know you felt comfortable enough to speak to him even if it was only a sentence

⊹ gregory;

ok so we know hes polite and a sweetheart but to you??

SO CONSIDERATE OF YOU IM CRYIGN

felt honored that you actually felt as if you should thank him? for being your friend?

loves your company, and i think he'd suggest you to write to express your opinion n stuff

(i love gregory did u know i love gregory?)

reading books together IS!!! a form of spending time w you he absolutely loves (this is, if you like reading

he comforted you when you thanked him and tried cheering you up after

encouraging of you to speak to him

⊹ clyde donovan;

ok but the talks/listens dynamic is so cute to me

rlly likes ur company

was " im sorry, what?" when you thanked him

you are literally such a good friend to him??

comforted you about it bc who wouldn't like being around someone like you???

happy that you felt safe enough to talk to him and express your feelings

he hugged/offered to hug you ok you csnt tell me he didnt 💔

⊹ kenny mccormick;

he loves your quiet demeanor

such a contrast to his usually 'uniquely talkative friends'

yall r such a good/wholesome ish duo tbh

always wants you to express ur opinion at anyway possible

when you THANKED HIM???

why??? you're so nice???

comforted you and told u abt how he liked being friends with you

a sweetheart, hes so kind to you❤️‍🩹

[mercedesvince]

Teehee hi again!

I was js curious if you’d be willing to write main 4 (kenny, kyle, cartman, stan), separately or all together up to u, but js how they would react w/ a male reader who dresses like this

Like literal twink- and he’ll be wearing the same shit at school too - js like with a black hoodie either around his waist or on him

Tyy hugs and kisses xoxo 😚 🫶

Teehee Twinky m/n

South Park Main 4 x Male Reader

Main 4 x Male Reader with more feminine style

Kenny McCormick

•Loves the style you wear

•Likes looking at the outfits you wear

•Will sometimes try and convince you to wear the black hoodie off to show off the outfit

•Overall is really into it

•Even if you did for some reason decide to change your style, he would not care much, but would still very much like when you did wear these types of clothes

•He stares a lot

•Notices when you get a new outfit and comments it

•Does compliment you when he thinks a certain shirt or pants fit you well

•Does not let anyone insult you

•If someone ever asks him if he is okay with you dressing the way you do, he is more than happy to tell them that he does not care and very much likes your style

Kyle Broflovski

•Did not comment when you first removed the hoodie, but it did surprise him a bit, in a good way though, he thought the style fitted you

•Compliments your outfits

•If he needs advice on anything to do with clothes he will ask you

•Likes if you go shopping for new outfits with him

•Will give you feedback on anything you ask him for

•You can sometimes catch him admiring you if you look at the right moment

•Overall he does not care if you wear a sweater over it or not, he supports you in whatever you like and are comfortable in

•Will let you dress him up every now and then, but does protest a bit sometimes

•If you get anything new, he will make sure to comment and compliment it to let you know he cares and pays attention to you

•He likes looking at your collection of clothes, it is just interesting to him

•If someone makes a rude comment to you he just tells you to ignore it because they are wrong or stands up for you by saying something back to whoever said it

•Is just happy to be with you

Stan Marsh

•If anyone ever makes a rude comment about your fashion, he tells them to leave you alone, sometimes he does just stay quiet but immediately tells you not to pay attention to them

•Does not care what you wear as long as it makes you happy, but he does compliment your outfits

•Wants you to know he thinks you look great

•He does not always notice when something is new, but when it does stand out to him he lets you know it looks good on you

•The first time he met you you were wearing the hoodie over it, so it was a shock to him when you removed it and he saw the full outfit, although he did not say words, he did stare for a bit

•He does notice you wear a hoodie over your clothes in school more, and less when you are out of school, so just incase if you ever feel worried about wearing your clothes in school he makes sure to let you know you look great when the hoodie comes off

•If you take him shopping with you, he does not really know what to say so he just follows you around

•If you ask him if something looks good he just says yes because to him it does, he does not know much about fashion compared to you

•If you ever say that an outfit or clothing piece makes you look bad or looks bad on you he reassures you it does not with a “no, it looks great on you”

Eric Cartman

•Does his tea parties with you, asks you to dress up specifically for certain themes

•Makes sure to tell you not to tell anyone though

•gives you full fashion advice

•Pretends to not like if you take him shopping and complains and tells you to hurry up, but gets upset when you do not invite him

•Will be completely honest if you ask him an opinion on an outfit, sometimes he just gives it even without asking

•You have caught him trying on your clothes but did not say anything because he would most likely get upset with you

•Stand up for you if anyone makes a mean comment about you, even if he has done it once or twice he apologizes after, and no one else gets the right to do it

•Brags about you in front of anyone else

•If he gets jealous of other people looking at you then he tells you to put the hoodie on, but when you do then he gets upset

•Always notices when something is new, whether he says something or not

•All in all, he does not necessarily care about what you wear, he likes you the same, but no matter what you wear he will always comment and have an opinion about it

•He can not lie, he does like the way the clothes look on you though

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ team stan comforting you when you're stressed out [headcannons]✧.*

✧.* tags: mentions of drugs, college au ✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, butters stotch a/n: honestly, it helps me to work through my problems when i have a little fictional world to escape into so this request was a nice therapeutic writing with finals coming up

masterlist

Stan

Empathetic king right here

He probably won’t approach you because he doesn’t know if you want to talk about it or if you want your space

But if you ask him to talk he’d definitely listen

Very good listener!!

If it’s a person causing the emotional stress, stan is not having it

This is the guy who sat in his bedroom with a bunch of calves for DAYS, you know he’s going to be up in arms if someone else is causing you to be distressed 

Definitely the type to suggest different things to take your mind off whatever’s stressing you out

Playing video games and ordering pizza!! Best way to destress!! 

You could probably talk him into getting some of randy’s weed ngl (strike)

Kyle

He’s the type to give advice to whatever is troubling you

He doesn’t like to see his friends stressed and he wants to help!!

Helps you take a step back from the situation and see it more objectively

It doesn’t erase the stress but it gives good steps to approach it in a different way

Que brainstorming session to create a plan of attack for whatever’s bugging you

First day of being sad, talk to stan and eat pizza

Second day of being sad, talk to kyle and make a game plan

Dynamic duo of being stressed

Even if you don’t make an attack plan, he’s definitely a “let’s talk this through” type of person to at least find where the spiraling thoughts are occurring

Kenny

Reaches out to you first because he notices you being stressed

He’s really observant even if he doesn’t act on it often

All you need sometimes is a good hug

And a ton of weed and bad adam sandler movies (strike)

The type to try and make you laugh when he notices you’re feeling down

If you want to talk, he’ll listen but he’ll try and cheer you up regardless

You guys would go to starks pond or something and throw rocks in the water

A change of setting can do wonders!!

He definitely knows the best places in south park to chill without anyone bugging you

Que the south park hideout tour with your guide, kenny

Butters

He knows how important it is to have someone to listen

He’ll listen to you vent even if he has no idea what you’re talking about

“And they said WHAT?! That’s ridiculous!”

Getting ice cream and sitting on the deck for hours just complaining about everything

He somehow puts a positive spin on every situation no matter how bad

You always leave feeling lighter than before

Another hugger

Always giving a good hug before you guys part ways

He’ll send you funny videos after you’re both home and text you that you can talk to him whenever you need

Checks in if he hasn’t talked to you for a few days to see how you’re doing

[pineappleciders]

can you do a scenario with stan walking in on the reader engaging in sh? and also one with wendy please

TRIGGER WARNING: self-harm, wounds, blood, blades etc.

STAN and WENDY walking in on reader s/hing

A/N: i like doing these types of asks, they are very comforting :D platonic as always. sorry if wendys is too short, i got a bit lazy

•••

stan marsh

"mr. garrison, can i go the bathroom?"

you scurry down the hall, snagging your backpack to bring to the restroom with you. today hadn't gone so well.

you close the door and enter one of the smaller stalls, locking it and sitting down on the toilet seat. you didn't typically enjoy sitting on it with your pants on, but it'd have to do.

time passes, and you feel yourself get a little light-headed. you lay your head on the wall to catch your breath, and you jump when you hear the bathroom door open.

"Y/N? dude, what's taking so long? we have to start the test soon!"

"sorry, i'll be out in a minute!" you begin to gather your things and zip up your bag, sighing of relief when you hear stan walk out.

you sling it over your shoulder and leave, meeting face to face with stan in the hallway. "jeez, what were you doing in there? mr. garrison told me to come get you so we could start the...." his voice starts to trail as he catches sight of your arm.

it suddenly hits you that you didn't roll your sleeve down, and your heart sinks to your stomach. you rush to pull it down.

"dude, are you okay? how did you get cut like that?" there's a look of concern on his face, and it kind of hurts to look at.

"oh, uh, my cat..-"

"what cat?"

"..... my friends cat scratched me the other day. it didn't really hurt, nothing to worry about."

"those are still bleeding though, are you sure?"

you honestly can't tell if stan it catching onto you, or if he's just genuinely curious about this said cat. you don't know where to go from here, so you opt to flee from the scene

"yeah, yeah, c'mon we oughta get back to class. everyone's waiting for us." you rush past him, speed-walking to mr. garrisons classroom, but you're abruptly stopped when stan grabs the handle of your backpack

"..?" you look back at him, growing even more nervous.

"dude, you know you can talk to me right? i mean, i know i'm not the best at feelings, but i'm still here if you need advice or something." you can tell stan's getting a little anxious. he's never been in a situation like this before!

you can almost feel a physical sting in your heart when he says that, and you can feel a few tears prick your eyes.

"no- no, i'm-" you try to say something, but your throat begins to hurt and you can't keep a tear from gliding down your cheek.

stan's mouth opens a bit, and he quickly places his hand on your back, giving small little rubs and pats of reassurance. you're scared, you didn't want anyone to find out like this.

his face is scrunched with concern and what appears to be sympathy. he's quiet as you sniffle and try to clear your eyes.

"no.. no i'm..." you get the words out a little clearer now, but you can't seem to lie. your throat stretches and hurts.

stan flinches in surprise when you quickly engulf him in a hug, grabbing onto his coat and he awkwardly pats your backpack with one hand, the other still on your back.

"stan... i don't.... i'm sorry." you want to talk. to tell him everything that's been going on and all of your pains. but, you truly can't get the words out.

and so, you opt to cling onto stan as hard as you can, sobbing into his shoulder and getting snot on his brown jacket. he doesn't say anything. he simply holds you, patting your back and occasionally ruffling your hair gently.

it's nice, you think. there haven't really been a lot of opportunities whereas you just got to cry in someone's arms, let alone one of your friends. you can only imagine the ridicule you'd face if eric saw you hugging stan like this.

stan is patient, and waits for you to calm a bit before speaking.

"hey... i know it's really hard.. and, um.. i'm proud of you, OK?" his words are awkward, but you can tell he means it with his facial expressions. "seriously. i don't really know much about this kinda stuff, but i'm here if you wanna explain it. sorry."

you're not sure why he apologized at the end there, but you can only assume he feels somewhat responsible for your state. or perhaps that he wasn't always the best listener, or greatest friend... you know he tries though.

you give a small smile and pull back a bit. "yeah, thanks. it's fine. thank you."

he gives you a small smile back. "do you.. need to see the nurse? i can tell mr. garrison you had diarrhea."

chuckling at the word, you shake your head. "haha, no it's alright. let's get back to class, yeah?"

•••

wendy testaburger

wendy had always been known for being incredibly progressive and understanding. especially in the more recent years, when you couldn't help but notice her kindness and general personality improved.

you'd always thought she was nice, but it seems that those little smiles she gives you in the halls are more genuine now.

it'd been a hard day for you, and you've retreated back to your room after a long day of school. you didn't exactly want to do this, but you needed to relieve the pressure.

you sit on your bed after closing your door, a razor blade in your dominant hand, and your wrist bare. you were kind of disappointed in yourself for losing your sober streak.

a few minutes pass, and you nearly hit a vein out of fear when your door swings open and wendy bursts through, looking very excited and holding something in her hand.

her smile quickly transitions into a horrified look when she sees you, a blade pressed to your arm. you share the same look, and you two just stare at each other.

"Y/N?" she's in shock for a moment, before regaining her senses and rushing over to you. "oh my god, Y/N, what are you doing?"

she almost sounds like a mother scolding you, but the compassion and worry in her voice reaches your ears.

she takes the razor from your hands and sets it aside, returning her gaze to you and kneeling down, clasping your hand within hers. the look in her eyes makes you want to cry.

"Y/N, why... that's right over a vital artery. god, don't- don't do that, okay?" her voice is shaky, and she seems really panicked. her eyes dart around the room, landing on yours, staring you down deeply.

she takes a few deep breaths, before standing up and sitting next to you on the bed, still holding your hands. "Y/N... why didn't you tell me you were hurting?"

wendy's eyes are full of desperation, searching for an answer from you. tears blur your vision, and everything starts to turn grey.

"i... i'm sorry. i didn't want to worry you."

this seems to hurt her, and she pulls you into a warm hug, before pulling away again.

"Y/N.. i really care about you. i.. this seriously isn't good for you, you could seriously injure yourself! please, we can- you can talk to me. i try to let you know all the time, but i really do care, so please- just tell me next time."

her voice is a bit less panicked now, but you can still tell she's incredibly anxious.

"here, let me patch you up. stay here."

she gets up to leave to get medical supplies, and you can't help but notice that she takes the razor blade with her.

wendy tries to be serious a lot of the time, but her composure always crumbles when someones hurting or in danger. she doesn't get nervous often, but it can completely wreck her when she does.

so, in a way, you've both seen a secret side of each other tonight. sometimes you smile to yourself thinking about it.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Begging for you to talk about OJV Stans and Marj’s friendship. Mari coming out to Stan first and whenever she is having a meltdown him always zooming to find Kenny or Kyle is so wholesome. I always head cannon that Stan would view Marj like a little sister so your interpretation of their friendship makes me so happy. I would love to hear more facts/head cannns about them :3

Oh my god first of all HELL YES OJV Marj and Stan, their friendship slays so hard and I love that you’re asking abt it!

One of the things about OJV Stan is that he IS the Dad Friend. By which I mean he’s extremely protective but also unequipped for actual crises, and is prone to inadvertently indulging in shenanigans. The way this extends to Marj? Lemme get goin.

So when she came out to him, bro was CONFUSED like “uhhhh why am I the first person you’re talking about this with? Why not, I dunno, Kenny or something” like Stan fully isnt the person to go to for advice but he IS the person to confide in (plus he gives really good hugs if u need them) and he actually cried when her answer was “I just felt like I could trust you is all” this sweet boy, if he doesn’t know what to do in a situation he’s GONNA find someone who will, so he went “what about talking to Kyle? He might know more about this than me?” And she read him for absolute filth lmao all “well speakin of, that’s why I came to you. You have your own little secret that you’ve been scared to bring up, dontcha” AGDGJKLH

Nah but seriously, their friendship is so wholesome, she frequently scolds Stan for indulging Kenny’s recklessness, he’s out here like “dude Marj that’s a pyramid scheme don’t fuck with that shit” (she winds up running it lmfao) and may not always be the most observant person, but he knows his friends and ALWAYS recognizes the signs of Marj starting to shut down, and she knows that. She says the word and Stan is finding her someone with the emotional tools to help. I also like to think that Stan COULD be one of those people. OrangeJuiceVerse Stan Marsh is actually very emotionally intelligent, but he isn’t confident enough in that to think he has any room to help others. It’s the same reason that later down the line he wrestles with taking on a sponsee.

A more fun note: in that first year of college, the trio of Marj Stan and Cartman are THE musical theatre gang. I’m talking they are DESTROYING karaoke. I don’t know why I have this headcanon but I do and I love it. Another is that when Stan gets in trouble with her he gets so guilty for disappointing her lmfao like out here looking like a sad puppy all “I’m sorry Marj Ken and I thought hanging off the roof was the best way to get the top piece of his sculpture attached” smh “don’t tell Kyle” “don’t tell me what?” Lmao

And Stan is SUPER protective of anyone in his group, plus he’s kind of a social justice warrior lol he isn’t confrontational as Kyle and Cartman are but he’s GONNA go “hey dude that’s not cool” call someone out for being a dick and he’s intimidating when he gets mad! Like OJV Stan is a BIG BOY he’s a gentle giant for sure but fuck with someone he loves and suddenly the golden retriever boy is SCARY. karaoke trio nights someone says something transphobic and he is there all “the fuck did you just say to her?” Now Marj and Stan are both the ‘muscle’ of their group. Both are tall and strong and could definitely fuck someone up. They don’t, but they could. Both are pretty gentle in nature which is super sweet, but they could do some damage if they had to. They’re a slay duo tbh

That’s what I got rn dude, thank u for the ask I love the OJV homies!!!

[yanderes-galore]

Hello! I'd like to request a concept for Stan Marsh from South Park if that's okay? Thank you! ^^

Man... I really do like Stan- Aged up AU as usual, takes place after high school but before Post Covid. Honestly I actually like how his adult version looks....

Here's the Yandere Alphabet for him if you wanted more Stan. I was sort of using it to help me with his concept.

Yandere! Stan Marsh Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Delusional behavior, Stalking, Clingy behavior, Manipulation, Drinking, Violence, Alcoholic violence, Kidnapping, Mentions of intimacy but it's only implied, Jealousy, Mentioned murder, Depression, Suicidal thoughts, Death, Swearing.

Stan has had his own struggles with mental health and love.

It's canon he has depression and he was certainly in a bad place after breaking up with Wendy.

Stan also takes after his father, often turning to the drink to cope.

Stan can be rather fragile with his darling, most likely due to his childhood.

He hates how he copes... but he got it from his family/father.

Stan is Obsessive, Clingy, Manipulative, Caring, Sympathetic, Delusional, and sometimes violent.

He has an intense attraction and love to his darling and is honestly a bit of a romantic.

Not entirely a hopeless romantic, but getting there.

When he was younger he used to vomit due to his inability to control his feelings.

Now that he's an adult, he has solved that and can actually speak and hold you without... combusting.

Stan does show a bit of shyness at times though, during his first few meetings with you primarily.

Stan stalks you a bit when not around you but he tries to show his feelings in the classic ways.

It's cute at first to see him as a grown adult, asking to hold your hand sheepishly or have the balls to hug you.

He also plans dinner with you as your first date, staring dreamily at you the whole time.

You most likely met Stan in high school or after it.

He had a falling out with Wendy and you helped him out of his depression.

After that he's been attached.

Stan has a tendency to be overly attached to his romantic partners.

There's a good chance he won't know it until you tell him.

Stan wants to be a good partner for you so he'll probably give you space.

It gets difficult the longer he's away from you, however.

Stan isn't all the murderous.

Compared to the other main four members, Stan is capable of murder but is against it.

It doesn't affect him much but he truly puts what you think first.

Stan will get violent when drinking though....

If he's having an emotional breakdown and drinks alcohol, he could hurt someone.

He mostly cries or is overly affectionate towards you when drunk.

Rivals? They make his blood boil and he just might harm them.

Or kill them if he's provoked enough.

Stan tries not to do anything against your will.

Except for abduction due to a breakdown, he'd be very considerate of you.

He only touches you when you want to, looking for your consent in small touches or something more intimate.

Despite his yandere behavior he genuinely tries to make things work.

In his eyes, his love is pure.

Stan is extremely vulnerable with you.

He'd come to see you frequently, abducted or not, just wanting to settle down beside you.

He's probably the type of yandere to be open about how he feels, laying in your lap and searching for comfort.

He'd be putty in your hands if you kissed him softly, saying you're his and he's yours.

He may not seem like it but he's kind of a submissive yandere.

Stan doesn't want to fight with you or have you leave him.

He just wants you to accept him.

Stan never thought he'd consider it but he actually wants to marry you.

He also doesn't mind if you want to have animals, like a dog to share and care for.

When he's jealous, he clings to you.

Sometimes he downs a drink and sobs.

His dependence on you and alcohol makes him a high maintenance yandere.

Even more so with his depression.

Stan sometimes considers PDA.

Maybe not in front of his friends... but it does cross his mind.

He gets so irritated about Cartman near you, honestly a lot of the gang hate their darlings near him anyways.

When Stan is angry, he screams and is sometimes violent.

He doesn't like being violent with you.

If he was, he's apologizing like his life depends on it.

In a way it does... Stan can't function without you.

Isolation is his biggest punishment as he wants you to rely on him as he does you.

When he kidnaps you, he feels guilty but still hates the alternative of letting you go.

If you left Stan, escaping him, breaking up, or dying... he devolves into a mess.

He hits the bottle more than ever before, crying your name and not being seen for days.

If you simply broke up or escaped, he'd devote himself to finding you.

He'd search all of South Park to find you and drag you back to his arms.

He needs you.

Even if he has to isolate you again, he'll do anything to feel your touch again.

If you died?

Stan breaks down on the drink, lamenting how he can't live without you.

Kyle and Kenny try to console him, Cartman could give less of a shit.

Their therapy will only work so much before he feels he has to resort to other means-

To put it simply, Stan can't live without you.

He'd rather die than not have you.

However, Stan is a yandere you can make work.

He's a yandere you can have as a normal boyfriend if you give in.

Give him kisses, hugs, gifts... love.

He'll be calm and happy in your arms.

Stan simply craves your affection and love.

If you give him that he'll try to be the best boyfriend/husband to you for the rest of your life.

[kenlvry]

Hii your writing is so good!! Could you do main 4 having a friend which their love language is touch! (They hug them, hold their hands platonically)... then they start to realise they have a crush on them!

reader who love language is touch!

an: hello thankyou!!, i hope you enjoy, i hope you dont mind i added tweek and craig too, everyone is aged up 17-18

kenny mccormick

whenever you saw him you'd always hug him , you'd hold hands while walking together and if you two were at a mall and you saw a store you liked you would hug his arm and pull him away. at first he thought you were flirting with him and he would flirt back but when you said thats how you treat everyone else he was embarrassed fr, he always look forward to seeing you because of your warm greetings. but he hated how you greet everyone just like him, everytime you hugged stan or kyle he'd have a bad mood, thats when mans realize he got a crush on you. he'd get mad at your for hugging other people but when asked why he just stays silent.

stan marsh

he was shocked at first when you hugged him saying hello, and at first he didn't mind and you greeted him like that everyday but wendy got mad at stan for accepting your hugs. you knew he was in a relationship so you just hugged him and not hold hands or such, stan respected wendys wishes so he told you about it and you too respected it, so now whenever you saw him you just say hello. he misses it though, he misses the random hugs he would get when you see him or if he did something cool. he get jealous af when you hug other people but he knew it wasn't his place to get jealous. he eventually found out he has a crush on you after talking to kyle abt it, he doesn't believe it and broke up with wendy because he didnt feel anything seeing her. now he's the one who hugs you first, eventually he'll tell you how he feels.

kyle broflovski

at first he hated it, he hated how you would hug him esp in public. he didnt have the guts to tell you but from his facial expressions you could tell so you just stopped, you were kinda hurt so you just smile at him not even saying hi. kyle was dumbfounded af like what did he do?? why didn't you hug him?? is everything ok?? he'd ask stan for help but stan doesn't know bc you would often hug stan. he missed it sm he missed the warm smile you gave him, he'd tell you that from hugging people you could get sick bc you could never know how sick someone is. you said you didn't care, he knew the only way to get you to greet him like before was apologizing, he apologizes for everything he did , he didnt even know what he did for you to stop greeting him like that but he just apologized, you laughed and gave him a long hug which he returned, as he smelled your perfume and your small figure and your soft silky hair he knew he had a crush on you, he pushed you back and blushed, he apologized of course but ran away. know he blushes everytime you touch him

eric cartman

bro when you first hugged him he looked at you with pure disgust, he stood in shock and was about to throw punches. you panicked and explained how your love language is touch, he's still mad but calmed down a bit. you'd ask him for permission to hug him but he always says no, eventually he said yes but he would say like make it quick or to do as discreet as possible so nobody would see. you didn't like how quick the hugs were so you'd just stop pushing him to hug you. that morning you didnt ask him to hug you and just walked past him,he was actually waiting for you to ask him "your not gonna hug me?" you shake your head and he was devastated 😞😞 next day he would ask you to meet him where nobody was, and he just hugged you, but like it was so quick, you smiled so widely and hugged him back tightly and longer "alright alright! dont get ahead of yourself geez" he walked away but he was blushing hard af.

craig tucker

he was like kyle, at first he hated it. when you first hugged him he flipped you off, he kinda would push you off a little. you got hurt by it frrr so you respected his boundaries and stopped hugging him after like a week of the same reaction. but by then he loved the hugs you gave him even though he doesn't show it ,he looks forward to seeing you everyday he'd act like he bumped into you when he was actually looking for you just so you can give him hugs,it was like his daily medicine. when monday came he was extra excited, but when he saw you and you just waved and smile he just froze like what happened?? he thought you just stopped hugging people but when kenny came and you hugged him ,craig was so sadd, he knew he hurt you and he was no pussy to say sorry to it, he would immediately say sorry and hugged you. you were like huh but wtv you hugged him back, he realize that he hates it when you hug anyone ever like he wanted you to only touch him and not go around hugging and holding peoples hand, so whenever you would try to hug someone he'd block you, you didn't know his deal but soon can tell by the way he slightly smiles when you holds his hands. he'll confess soon bc he knew thats the only way to keep you to himself

tweek

at first he was shocked, he didn't know why you hugged him and got confused. he also kinda hated it at first bc he didn't like how you would just suddenly hug him, it scared him. when you get to know him better you would ask him for permission and he liked that you asked permission but he didnt like how you stopped holding his hands going anywhere, it was the only thing stopping him from twitching so hard and it calmed him that someone was holding onto him. he also hated how you would hold hands with someone else, back then you only held tweeks hand so you didnt really hold anyone's hands but now you were holding everyones hand. so now everytime you tweek and some other went out he'd be the first to hold your hand,even though he was nervous he tried his best, he was shaking the whole time and when you looked at him he looked so nervous so you try not to ask him for the sudden change because you knew it would make him even more nervous

[jewbeloved]

hi, love your work! can you write for team wendy + stan and kyle comforting their male s/o after he had a nightmare

- vekays

Wendy, Stan, and Kyle comforting their s/o who had a nightmare😨☺️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Note: Im not sure what you mean by 'Team Wendy', so I will just do Wendy alone.

Warnings: nightmares.

Gender: Male

🖤 Wendy Testaburger 📳

Calm down and take some deep breaths.

Wendy would try to calm you down first before you can tell her about the nightmare you just had.

Wendy will try everything she can to reassure you to help you know that it was just a dream and it isn't real. (If you had a nightmare of her breaking up with you or something else).

She will even play relaxing and meditation music to help ease the vibe in the room, if that helps then she will make a playlist of all the relaxing music she can put on there for you <3

If you say that you have a paralysis demon, she doesn't know how to help you on that one. But she will still try to help comfort you.

Wendy is trying, she really is. She doesn't want you to be in discomfort and lose sleep all because of the nightmares you have been having.

Please never hide your problems from her, she wants to be helpful in any way she can! She doesn't want your mental health to be affected :C🖤🖤🖤🖤

💙 Stan Marsh 🧁

He will be right there ASAP.

He is going to be sleeping over at your house until you get over your nightmares. He ain't leaving your side until you feel better. :3

Stan heard that warm milk sometimes helps someone relax before they go back to sleep, so he might get you a glass of warm milk. (If you don't want warm milk, he will get you something else!)

You have a paralyze demon? tell him specifically about what made you have it and he will try and find answers on how to help you cope with it.

Stan doesn't like sleeping with the light on, but he will let it slide. Only for you.

Definitely hugs and kisses. He'll always hold you close to him making sure no paralyze demons touch or harm his s/o.

Will explore different coping mechanisms with you to help you keep calm and manage your nightmares.

"It's okay (Name), it's just a dream. You don't have to worry about anything, your nightmares can't hurt you". Stan gives you backrubs as he pats your head while reassuring you.

Can and will stay up all night to ensure that you are well protected and have a good night sleep. 💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🍰

He has nightmares sometimes so he can definitely understand the situation you're going through.

He'd also volunteer to sleep with you if that will help you sleep better and feel less frightened by your nightmares.

Like Wendy, Kyle will also play some calming music. Music does help to ease the mood so he would also make a playlist for you as well!

Maybe watching some videos? Plushies? Just name anything that can help you calm down and he will get it for you!

If your nightmares involved one of your phobias, Kyle will try his best to help you cope with that fear so you don't have it again when you sleep at night.

He will cuddle you close to him if that also makes you feel better.

Nightmares are disturbing Kyle's s/o sleep! Be gone nightmares, Kyle wants his s/o to always have a good night rest without you bothering him! >:( 💚💚💚💚💚

Even on summer break, I still feel less motivated sometimes.

[hoosurdaddy]

Bleeding the Love.

Pairing: post covid!kenny McCormick x reader, post covid!stan marsh x reader.

Triggers: unrequited love (Kenny’s end), idk how to describe it but the reader thinks kenny is into boys. Idk after that. Reader is married to Stan. Angst?

Kenny didn’t want to feel this way.

The young scientists had gotten used to being around her. Watching her work, laughing with her whenever a joke was told. Watching her as she planned out her next move to success.

Kenny was utterly inlove with Y/N Marsh.. his best friends wife.

Kenny admired from afar. You were wearing a beautiful sundress and sandles. The sundress looked so beautiful on you. It hugged your body, flowing at your hips and pushing your breasts up. You looked amazing. As a friend and Stan’s wife, Kenny never knew how Stan managed to get someone like you. Kenny always felt guilty when it came to thinking badly about his friend, Stan, but it was something that always messed with his brain. You were kind, beautiful, and sociable, while Stan was.. Stan. But nonetheless, you were Stan’s wife, so he must of done something right?

From across the room at Denny’s where the high school reunion took place, Kenny watched as you laughed with Stan and Clyde probably about the crazy shit you all done in high school. You were a kind girl, much kinder than any of the other girls that attended South Park. Stan didn’t even care that people were coming up and talking to you both. You were beautiful for the two of them, Stan knew that. And he was proud that he had such a beautiful and loyal wife by his side.

“Do you want a drink, sweetie?” Stan asked, resting his hand on your lower back, like a husband would do. “Oh hey Kenny.”

“Just a glass of water please, m’love.” You answered as Stan honoured your request, while you continued to catch up with Clyde and Kenny over the last few decades, until Clyde excused himself to find Bebe. You were so happy that they got married.

Kenny cleared his throat awkwardly as it was just the two of you left. “Do you want to go to the smoking area? I could use a cigarette.” You nodded happily, signalling Stan that you were going to the smoking area with Kenny, who nodded while in conversation with Tolkien.

You followed Kenny out to the smoking area, where he took a seat. “Please sit.” He smiled as he rolled his cigarette tabacoo. You obliged your friends request, sitting beside him.

“I’m assuming something is troubling you, Ken.” You started, placing an innocent hand on his shoulder. “You haven’t been yourself since you got here, is everything okay?”

Gosh, maybe Kenny wasn’t playing it as cool as he thought he was. Shit.

“Y/N, um, what?” Kenny stuttered, lifting his head to look at you, but couldn’t directly look at you. “It’s just.. something happened, and I.. I can’t explain it.”

You quickly looked around to ensure no one was listening to this private conversation. “Ken, maybe we should this discuss this in a more private setting.”

Kenny shook his head, waving it off. “I wouldn’t worry too much about them assholes in there.” He spoke, lighting up his cigarette at last. “It’s not something I’ve done.. more like thoughts and feelings I’ve had.”

Immediately you raised your hand to stop him, and Kenny felt his heart shooting up his throat. “Let me stop you, Ken.” You smiled. “No matter what, I’m your friend. I love you and support you no matter what. I’m so proud you felt comfortable enough to tell me.”

“What? What are you talking about?”

You hushed Kenny, making him confused. “Ken it’s the year 2040. It’s okay to like men. It’s great actually, I’m so happy you told me.”

“Wait.” Kenny chuckled, a small smile forming on his face as he realised what you said. “You think I like guys?”

“Is that not why you brought me out?”

“No.” Kenny smiled, as he watched your face turn into a confused one. “But thank you.”

You took a deep breath in. “Regardless, it doesn’t matter who you love Ken. As your friend, I will support you no matter what. Through thick and thin.”

“Thanks Y/N.. that means a lot.” Kenny tried to hide his blush, he wished that he hadn’t grown out of his parka. Kenny knew that if you discovered his feelings for you, it would change your view on him. It would change Stan’s view on him. But hearing that you were always going to be there for him, meant a lot to Kenny. It meant even more when you hugged him. Kenny could die happily in your arms right now.

“Ken.” You spoke when you pulled away from the hug. “Don’t worry about this issue you’re having. We’ll get through it, together.” You planted a kiss upon Kenny’s cheek before Stan came out and got you, who told Kenny to meet you at your house for an after party with the old gang.

All Kenny could do his watch as you walked off in best friends arm, while his heart bleed.

His heart bleeding at every step you took out the door.

[vikkirosko]

Team Stan + Gregory and Clyde with a reader that is just highly scared of the dark, like- they can get in a dark place and inmediately start shaking because they once got accidentaly locked up in a dark basement for hours when they were a child?

Headcanons Strong fear of the dark

💙 Stan Marsh x Reader 🐶

Stan never thought about the fact that you were afraid of the dark. He went to the movies with you several times and you weren't afraid, even though you held his hand, but he found out about your fear when you were sitting at your house in the evening and the electricity went out because of a thunderstorm. At first he thought everything was fine, but when he touched your shoulder, he felt how much you were shaking. You were practically terrified of the darkness surrounding you

You clung to his hand, afraid to be alone in the dark, so Stan had to light up the room with his phone so that you wouldn't be so scared. Only when the light turned on could you breathe a sigh of relief and Stan could ask what was the cause of your fear. He doubted that such a strong fear could appear from scratch and he was right

As it turned out, a few years ago you were locked in the basement. It was done by the neighborhood kids who invited you to play hide and seek. You decided to hide in the basement, but others found out about it and decided to make a joke by locking you there. It was so dark there that you couldn't see absolutely anything and attempts to shout at least to someone were in vain. You were found only a few hours later and since then you have been so afraid of the dark. Stan was shocked that he didn't know what happened to you, but now your fear has become much clearer to him

Stan understood that he could not always be there to support you and help you overcome an attack of fear, but when he was there, he was ready to do a lot so that you would not be so scared. He hugged you and took your hand, trying to support you a little. You clung to him in fright, feeling relieved that you were not alone, and every time your fear went away, you quietly thanked him, realizing that it would be much worse for you alone

💚 Kyle Broflovski x Reader ✡️

Kyle was one of the few people who knew that you were terrified of the dark. The reason for your fear was in childhood and Kyle was the only one you told about it. You started being afraid of the dark because of your cousin. When you were younger, you and your parents visited your father's sister and were forced to spend time with your cousin who was older than you. Your parents went to town and you and your cousin stayed at your aunt's house. That's when your cousin suggested a game of hide-and-seek

You sincerely believed that your cousin decided to play with you and hurried to hide. You decided that the pantry was a good place to hide, not even suspecting that your cousin saw you hiding there. You were sure that you were just playing until you heard the lock click. Your cousin locked you in the pantry and went for a walk with friends, which is why you were locked in the dark until your parents returned

What happened has remained forever in your memory and now you were so afraid of the dark that every time you were left in the dark without even the slightest light source, you froze in horror, unable to even move. Kyle was furious when you told him about what happened when you were visiting your aunt. He understood that you wanted to keep your fear a secret, so he helped you and when you were overcome by fear, he held your hand, letting you know that you were not alone and that you had nothing to fear

You were grateful to Kyle for being there for you in difficult moments. You could always rely on him and you knew that he would never laugh at your fear. He was ready to support you and protect you if someone tried to laugh at your fear

❤ Eric Cartman x Reader 🍪

It was difficult to call Cartman a person who could calmly treat other people's fears. Most often he used them to get his way. When he found out that you were afraid of the dark, he took note of it. He wasn't going to use it against you, but he remembered anyway. He was sure that it was the most common fear of the dark, but when he witnessed your fear, he realized that it was not so

Your fear of the dark was beyond ordinary fear. Once in complete darkness, you were in real terror and could not even move. It was only when you calmed down that you were able to tell him that you were afraid of the dark since you spent several hours locked in the complete darkness of the school pantry. Eric was shocked to find out about it, but he was even more shocked that those who locked you there went unpunished

Eric wasn't going to let what happened go unnoticed, but he wasn't going to let you in on his plans. He knew that you were a kind person and would not want him to take revenge on your abusers, especially considering that several years have passed, but he was not going to sit idly by. He knew that there was a great chance that you would be unhappy, but he saw how much you were scared and did not want those who were to blame for the fact that you are now so much afraid of the dark to continue to live peacefully

Although Eric wasn't the most understanding person, he wasn't going to laugh at your fear. He was ready to be there so that you wouldn't be so scared. He understood that there were things that could not be controlled and your fear of the dark was among them, but he was still ready to help you in the ways that he had

🧡 Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀

Kenny loved it when you stayed over at his place. He usually slept soundly and everything was as usual in the morning, but one of these nights, when you stayed with him overnight, he woke up and realized that something was wrong. The reason for this feeling was you. You were lying and practically not breathing, clutching the blanket with your fingers. He hurried to sit down and turn on the lamp that stood on his bedside table, worried about your condition. As it turned out, you weren't sleeping. You were terrified and the reason for your terror was the darkness

He hugged you tightly, trying to calm you down. You held on to him tightly, trembling violently. Only when you calmed down did you admit to him that you were very much afraid of the dark. You told him about how as a child you were forcibly locked in the basement by children who decided to make fun of you and you sat there for several hours in complete darkness. You were very scared and you were afraid to stay in the dark forever. When they found you, you were shaking violently and couldn't speak properly. Since then, you were afraid to stay in the dark and even at home, going to bed, you turned on the lamp on the bedside table

Kenny didn't know about what happened to you, even though you both lived in South Park since you were born. He kept hugging you tightly and gently stroking your hair, whispering that you were safe and he wouldn't let you offend. He hoped that next to him you would be able to feel better and sleep, because it was already the middle of the night and you hadn't slept all this time

Kenny understood that it would be difficult to get rid of the fear that has been haunting you for several years, so he was ready to become your protector from all the horror that the darkness inspired you. Kenny couldn't be around you all the time, but as long as he was around, he was ready to assure you that no darkness would harm you

🌮 Clyde Donovan x Reader 💧

From the very beginning of your relationship, Clyde sometimes joked that he was your knight in shining armor and could always protect you from anything. You always smiled at his words, but you never asked for protection, accustomed to coping on your own. However, by chance, Clyde witnessed something you couldn't handle on your own. It was fear. The fear that held you down, deprived you of the opportunity to move a little. Fear of the dark

Clyde found out about your fear when he stayed at your sleepover and you played video games. However, your time together was interrupted when the light abruptly turned off. Clyde didn't know why the lights went off, but when he asked you if you were okay, he didn't hear an answer. This worried him, so he turned on the flashlight on his phone. Only then did he see how terrified you were

He tried to support you, but you could calm down only when the light turned on. As if with the light turned on, your stupor disappeared and you were able to breathe calmly again. However, Clyde's anxiety did not disappear and he hurried to ask you if everything was all right. You were forced to tell him that because of a cruel joke as a child, you spent several hours in the basement, without a single ray of light, and since then you are terribly afraid of the dark

Clyde wasn't an expert at dealing with fear, but he genuinely wanted to help you. He was ready to try to make you laugh so that you would forget about fear for a while. He didn't want you to be afraid, because when he got scared, you were always ready to support him, and he wanted to do the same for you

🗡 Gregory of Yardale x Reader ⛸️

Gregory was a good judge of people and noticed what worried others and what scared them. That's why he realized pretty quickly that you're afraid of the dark. He noticed that you flinched if even for a few moments the room became dark, but he did not immediately find out how strong your fear of the dark was

He found out how strong your fear was when he decided to take you home from school. You stayed there late because of a school project, so Gregory decided that he was obliged to accompany you. At first, everything was fine until you decided to shorten the road through the alley. You calmly walked through it, but the light bulb burst and the alley was plunged into complete darkness. It was then that Gregory, who was walking holding your hand, felt how you froze and could not take a step forward. Gregory had to carry you out of a dark alley in his arms. Only when you were in the light did you feel calmer

On the way home, you told him that as a child, because of the neighborhood children, you spent several hours in a dark basement without a single ray of light. It's been a few years since then, but you were still terrified of the dark. Every time you found yourself in the dark, you were seized with wild fear and you did not find the strength to even move. Gregory listened to you, feeling sincere sympathy and concern for you

Gregory has become much more attentive towards you. He accompanied you home every time you had to go home late, realizing that if there were any problems with street lights again, you might not even reach home. He was worried about you and was ready to protect you both from the darkness and from what could be hiding in this darkness