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flamingpudding · 3 months ago

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(Un)fortunate Courting (Request)

Requested by @silverblueglitter

Original Prompt Post this is based on by @diabolichare

A/N: Thank you for the request! I hope this will not disappoint. I am slowly getting back into the grove of writing and out of my block. Also on a side note I am not posting / writing as much right now because work is currently keeping me busy.

Danny was very sure he was doing everything right in regards to ghost culture. Clockwork and Pandora had been educating him very well on that. Sure they did it with some ominous explanation in regards to his future but Danny had shrugged that off. Clockwork had always had a way with words that didn't make sense but somehow did too. Now as he had learned if a ghost wants to cross through another ghosts haunt an offering needs to be made. Ideally the offering is in regards to something the other ghosts likes.

So if he would need, for example, cross through Embers haunt, he would offer her something like guitar strings or something other music related stuff that could be useful to her obsession. With that logic, Danny knew that if he wanted to use the short cut to his collage through Red Hoods haunt he would need to offer the other something. Like he had offered something to Lady Gotham for his stay in Gotham for his collage education. The thing was he would have to offer Red Hood something every time he needed to go through the others haunt, unlike with Lady Gotham who had just accepted a single offer since he wasn't constantly going in and out of her haunt.

But that also left him with what to get the other Halfa as offering.

He had contemplated offering something Red Hood might need for his duty. You know? Maybe some self engineered bullets he could use against ghosts, though Danny knew that was probably unnecessary considering Gotham's protector spirit, Lady Gotham, had a pretty good handle on everything here. Which good, because that meant Danny could fully focused on his studies for once.

That was until Danny realized how much the core of that other Halfa was malnourished. Which gave Danny the perfect chance to catch two ghosts with one thermos, okay bad joke. But seriously, that gave Danny an idea of what to offer for his right of passage through the others haunt. So he made simple care packages that would help the other Halfa. He had thought about supplying some Ecto-Dejecto directly but that felt a little to on the nose and someone who didn't know his family would probably think Danny insane, as if there weren't enough people in his collage thinking that already. Besides he was in Gotham and with villains like Scarecrow and Joker he didn't think a syringe with glowing green contents would be a trustworthy offering.

Anyway, Danny decided to be a bit more discreet, infusing ectoplasm into simple foods, that most importantly, COULD NOT COME ALIVE. So Danny's care packaged ended up consisting of chocolates, snacks and other sweets that would NOT start fighting back. He also figured out how to mix ectoplasm into drinks so it wouldn't taste to overwhelming.

Danny did not anticipate the side effect offerings like that would have or realise what his offerings looked like to someone who did not know about ghost culture.

Jason was torn as he found the n-ed little present box during his patrol route with a little card stating it was for him. He eyed the box having gotten familiar with these boxes over the past month. He lifted the lid and yep.... chocolates.

"Again?" his distorted voice came through his voice modulator as he eyed the chocolates suspiciously. Either he had a very insistent admirer or one of his enemies cooked up a new idea to make him paranoid. Not like his brothers didn't joke about him getting Bruce's paranoia when he had run the sixth box of chocolates through the substance tester to figure out if someone was trying to poison him.

Turned out poison was not in the chocolates but something else. An unknown substance but in small dosages. Jason was currently allowing Tim to run wild in figuring out what was mixed into the chocolates. Also the seasoned vigilante had to admit, that there was something tempting about these sweets. Like something inside him really urged him to eat them. It was only his self-restraint and discipline that helped him resist the urge to taste test some of these chocolates.

Also sometimes there were drink in these packages too. Yes, Jason had run them through the tester too and got the same results like with the sweets and chocolates. No poison but that other strange substance. At first Jason didn't really want to bother with it but these boxes appeared every damn night when he was on patrol, but strangle not on weekend or holidays.

"Oh got another little present, Little Wing!" Jason barely turned around as his older brother dropped onto the roof next to him. "Chocolates this time! How cute! They must really love you!"

Sometimes Jason wished his helmet could portray emotions better as he gave Dick a deadpan stare. "More like wanting to poison me." He muttered his voice changer doing nothing to support the sarcasm in his voice.

"You have to admit it is kind of cute! You have a little fan or admirer! And look these chocolates are even heart shaped! Oh and pralines are in there too!" Dick gushed on about Jason's admirer, while Jason rolled his eyes under his helmet. It would be cute if there wasn't an unknown substance mixed into the stuff left for him. Though he had to admit, whoever left that stuff was getting creative. From what Jason saw they rarely used the same brand of chocolates or sweets to give to him twice. Like they were trying to figure out what he liked. For a brief moment that made Jason wonder, if he actually ate one of these for once, would his admirer present him with the same brand again the next night?

He shock that thought off, no way was he going to eat something with an unknown substance in it. So instead he shoved the box at Dick. "Take that to the cave Dickibird. Gives Pretender more materials to test with."

Dick, to his credit stopped gushing for at that and chuckled. "Can do, but seriously though, what did Oracle say. Did she catch your little admirer on the security cameras at least."

Shaking his head Jason let out a sigh. "No, its like these boxes appear out of nowhere."

"Well at least they are harmless."

"For now." He grunted in response. While they didn't pose a danger, Jason didn't like the implications behind their appearances. For one no matter how much he changed up his patrol routes, these boxes would still appear. There is no video proof of someone placing the boxes. They just appear out of thin air or roofs or his path right when he comes by. If he could believe that the videos that Barbara had showed him weren't manipulated then they just appeared like a couple of seconds before he would find them.

It was suspicious and Jason was determined to find out who leaves them.

Danny hummed his latest earworm song, which happed to be Embers newest hit in the Ghost Zone, as he prepared his next offering to Red Hood. He had thought about leaving these boxes by Red Hoods Safe house during the day on his way to collage but he figured with his own history of being a hero. Secret identities were important and should not be revealed against the others wish.

This time he had gotten the expensive brand of pralines. He hoped Hood would actually like them and eat them hopefully. Danny threaded the moment he would have to try infusing ectoplasm into something other than safe sweets, chocolates and snacks that won't come alive if he didn't find something Hood would eat soon.

The Halfa was so focused on his task of infusing the pralines with ectoplasm that he did not notice the arrival of three of his old ghost rogues, until he got grapped by the collar and throw across his own appartment.

"OW! What the...?!"

"Long Time not seen Pelt." Danny blinked as Skulker stood over him, Ember and Wulf a bit further behind. Wulfs presence explained how the other two managed to show up in his place.

"What are you guys doing here?" He was so not up for a round of ghost body that could potentially destroy his flat.

"Fixing your love life." Ember grinned down at him with Wulf nodding.

"My love life...." Something was definitely wrong. Danny does not remember currently dating anyone. He also didn't have crush, well not a obvious one he thought at least. He was distinctively pushing way that fleeting image of Red Hood out of his mind.

"Yeas your love life Baby Boop." Ember reaffirmed. "Didn't the old ghosts teach you anything. You don't use the human of giving presents when you court a ghost!"

"I... what?" Danny's brain currently really had trouble catching up with what was going on.

"Pelt you need to assert yourself, fight your damn object of attention to proof your worth." Skulker added arms crossed.

"Don't worry we will help you! So you wont fail!" Ember added.

Before Danny could answer or ask what the hell they were going on about though Skulker grabbed him by the back of his collar again and promptly dragged Danny long with him flying out of his flat to who knows where. Distinctive Danny swore he heard laughing that sounded suspiciously like Lady Gotham.

"WAIT SKULKER!" The shout escaped him as his brain finally caught up but before he could go ghost and actually do something he was thrown against someone. Whoever he landed on let out a deep 'oof' that sounded distorted and Danny had a sinking feeling as he hurriedly sat up and came face to face with Red Hood.

"Aw shit...." Danny muttered instantly choosing to turn invisible and hoping that Red Hood had nod seen him long enough to get recognised, worst of all Skulker had dragged him all the way to Hoods haunt when Danny didn't even have an offering! Now he owned Hood two offerings!

"What are you doing Pelt! You are supposed to challenge for the right of courtship first! The courtship presents come later!" Skulker shouted at Danny to which while still invisible Danny choose to flip the other ghost off. Something he would have never done as teen but now that he had come to some sort of understanding with his former rogues was not rare happening, as long as Jazz wasn't there to witness it.

Meanwhile Jason was sitting utterly confused on the roof now, just a moment ago a twig of a man had landed on him and he had seen the other guy for a brief moment before he had disappeared out of nowhere again. He grumbled muttered curses and knew he would have to go though the video footage of his helmet to get a clearer picture of what or rather who had knocked him over.

But he had a feeling it was related to the boxes of sweets and chocolates.

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canisalbus · 1 month ago

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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3 #this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly #the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs #first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa #and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid #extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints #Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him #and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair #especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose #and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally #I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues #the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints #it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed #and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does #if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit #also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots #thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms #gift art #dingergum #Machete #Vasco #own characters #Vaschete scenarios

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generic-sonic-fan · 1 year ago

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Omega assigns "FAVORITE MEATBAG STATUS" to whoever does something that he likes and you better believe that Rouge and Shadow compete tooth and fucking nail for it.

#team dark #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #e-123 omega #sth #shadow's bids for the win are usually subtle and private enough so that Rouge doesn't have time to one-up him about it #she'll walk into the apartment like 'I'm still your favorite aren't I?' only to SCREAM when Omega's like 'NO :)'#someone else asks why Omega does it and he's all like 'COMPETITION BREEDS INNOVATION.'

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lu-polls · 3 months ago

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#linked universe #character poll #lu hyrule #lu legend #lu time #lu wind #lu four #lu twilight #lu sky #lu warriors #lu wild #I feel that the server woukd be open 3 seconds and Hyrule woukd already be lost 10k blocks from spawn with an assortment of random loot #twi is the homebody who builds a cute little farm and breeds the animals (he has like 20+ wolves)#sky would be someone’s who’s absolutely cracked at the game but spends most of it building a cute cottage and playing with bees #four is the min maxer who has elyctra like 1 hour in and builds redstone machines to make resources #time gives me resource collector vibes like he’s just chilling in a cave for hours at a time or u blink and he’s cleared an ocean monument #wars is the ‘how do you win?’ guy who usually goes and fights bosses or dungeons for rare loot #that or he spends 10 hours building before being :( cause it’s not coming out how he wants (it looks like ass)#leg shows him up by going for all the achievements and collecting at least one of every item #wind is repeatedly throwing himself at mobs and getting himself killed in his hubris (he’s having fun tho)#wild also gives me builder vibes but like his builds are actually p impressive #he’d also make silly redstone contraptions like a walking Trojan horse or smth #his redstone is horrifically unoptimised though and it drives four insane #anyway

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merakiui · 1 year ago

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breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.

#meraki mumbles #this is not a drill...... he's genuinely making me have thoughts #it's the general lilia effect #and the sheer whiplash of mean war general versus silly and doting father figure who is also in a pop music club #and he stays up super late to game and so it's highly possible he (at one point) has said 'slay' and and and!!!!!!#OTL and then i'm slowly seeing the appeal for malleus as well #someone inject the fish into my brain before i fall into the diasomnia hole #lilia would be NO HELP if silver or sebek or malleus knocked you up (in your sleep or otherwise) he's proud like '>:3 those are my boys'#and silver... living his entire life thinking people only have sex to breed (because that's how lilia explained sex-ed to him)#so he restrains himself from wanting to have sex with you because he's worried he'll just fuck you like an animal and breed you full D:#AAAAAAA I NEED TO STOP BEFORE THE DIASOMNIA WORMS CHEW THROUGH MY CORTEX.......

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ratatatastic · 24 days ago

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pregame welcome package of mustamakkara!!! thats what i call spoiling the boys!!!

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)(x)

#aleksander barkov #jesper boqvist #aaron ekblad #sam bennett #jonah gadjovich #sam reinhart #niko mikkola #anton lundell #eetu luostarinen #sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #2425 #i saw the trans as “black sausage” (not seeing the pic yet) and went because it probably comes from a breed of pig thats black-#oh! morcilla! ←boy spoiled with asado his whole life and does not know the eng word and has just learned its called a blood sausage #ya learn something new everyday #a morcilla for your thoughts?#crying at ekky patiently waiting behind luosty for the dressing despite the fact #theres a whole table of em and luosty hands it to him like “here you go”#you know when you go to someone's favourite restaurant especially if it has their cultural foods youre so out of your element #you just sit and watch how they eat the food what dressings they use if they eat it with their hands or utensils and then just mimic them #it really reads like that. like ekky was just quietly watching how luosty eats it.#because he rocks forward to sidle closer. makes eye contact with the camera. smirks.#then rocks backwards and leans away like hes trying to avoid it by using luostys body. and then walks off the minute he can.#well anyways all the finns are thriving in this #mikksy finally doesnt run away from the camera!!!! (but you can see it in his eyes)

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camembri · 9 months ago

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post time skip zoro looks like he's been selectively bred for hundreds of years to make his neck as wide as physically possible. just saw skypeia era zoro and I feel like I've caught a glimpse of an alternate dimension where he doesn't have the equivalent physiology of the average pug

#what in god's name did mihawk do to this man's neck. mihawk has a normal neck. was it spite.#inb4 someone replies to this saying they'll selectively breed him or something #I just know he has breathing problems #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece #straw hat pirates

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apradonite · 1 year ago

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the squeakquel to nishikitty: meowjima

#or well. y0 meowjima #i need to find this user again but someone on here had an interesting idea on majima's pre yakuza backstory (because we only feed on crumbs #which is that majima came from an upper middle class/wealthy background #and i really like that idea so i wanted to make him an expensive breed to reflect that #so! charcoal bengal majima. after y0 he regularly gets his fur trimmed down to be a shorthair instead of a longhair cat #i might make doodles later to better show off his bengal markings but for now. witness him #eyestrain tw #goro majima #yakuza #yakuza 0 #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #anthro #digital art #artists on tumblr

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glendover · 9 months ago

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Latvia’s certificated sad boy and his dog 🫡

reference pic

#woe.begone #w.bg #w.bg mw #my art #idk what breed Bruno is #I always imagine him either as a golden retriever or a border collie #or maybe a bernese mountain dog #anyways I love them so much #someone needs to sedate me #also yes rare occasion that mw left the house without cowboy hat on 🫡#I’m sorry but tumblr is fucking the quality again 😭

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aceredshirt13 · 2 months ago

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gang i have to share this P. G. Wodehouse quote with you all because ever since I found it I can't stop thinking about it. it's from a letter he wrote when he was 78 years old to his friend Guy Bolton (many thanks to P. G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters)

I have been on the sick list myself, but am better now. Inflamed bladder or chill on the bladder or something, the symptoms being agony when I passed water, as the expression is. It brought back the brave old days when I used to get clap.

he really said "yeah the pain from my bladder issue reminds of the days when I used to have so much sex I repeatedly got venereal disease"

#red randomness #p. g. wodehouse #he was so known for not having sex with his beloved wife #that i truly didn't expect this at all #i feel like i see a lot of people saying with a great deal of confidence that he was sex-repulsed ace #especially due to the wife thing #but while he certainly may have been ace on some level #i feel like at the very least this casts some doubt on the sex-repulsed part lmao #i suppose it's possible he was lying but wouldn't this be such a specific and unnecessary lie in this context?#especially for a private letter to a friend he'd known and worked with for decades #because he really didn't even need to bring it up #of course i am open to evidence to the contrary #i just dislike seeing overconfident opinions broadly prevail #even when aspects of a real person's life suggest the possibility of otherwise #the study of history is meant to breed discussion!#and something that goes against the grain of past assumption is certainly worth discussing imo #also very grateful to the unpublished monograph by George Simmers about Honeysuckle Cottage #because that's how i found out about this letter in the first place!#great monograph mr. simmers please publish it someday #opened my third eye about the potential latent homosexuality in that story (among other things)#and at risk of having someone get mad at me or say i'm trying to like. diminish or slander the ace community by saying this #please don't assume that. that's why i've been afraid to share this before.#i'm not confidently stating wodehouse is anything. he's a real man who lived and i didn't know him #but by the same token neither does anyone else #i'm just as tired of people in history who have a fair amount of suggestion of being aroace being broadly assumed gay #despite evidence to the contrary #or people confidently assigning queerness to historical figures when evidence of them being queer in any way is ambiguous at best #everything in history is a maybe. we just collect facts and analyze them.#and my current analysis based on this line is that i'm not sure i think he was very sex-repulsed after all #(but like. i'm not going around insulting or fighting people about it in dms or something. and neither should you)

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popponn · 8 months ago

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i am in a really really funny point of my life

#tbf i would never want to date k/dj. or at least i wonr do it sober #also i rather date h/sy #h/yj tho? yeah. i wanna marry him ngl. i want him to take care of him like im ready to sob to get to that point #isg? he is somehow still a part of my personality as embarrassing as it is #but you see. somehow out of all three it's the soccer guy who is a different breed of asshole without tragic backstory required #(the other two are not that much better but hey.)#anw god help if someone drew all these three in the same style #a friend said if these three met imagining their reaction to each other will be funny as hell and she is absolutely right #babblings #im going to make fun of these three (out of love) but lmao #okay im noisy enough no noise until april bye

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romanticatheartt · 3 months ago

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I know this might not be very popular but I would've loved to see Feyre ruling over the Night Court all by herself after acowar.

It would've been such an interesting concept and gut wrenching at the same time.

bonus: imagine her being also pregnant with their son... I'm making myself cry for no fkn reason help

#just imagine her trying to keep her court running but also grieving at the same time #going into the CoN and facing their cruel nature #misogynist and racist faes that lives there calling her half breed/human filth like they did with Rhysand and not taking her seriously #because she a woman #and that's when she becomes as cruel as every other courts think of Night Court's rulers #the IC moments that would ensure #and when she's about to give birth...#do you remember the bridgerton scene in s2 and violet screaming that her husbands should be there while being in labor?#that she can't do this without him?#yeah well now I'm full on subbing #someone should write a one-shot for this #because my heart can't handle a multi chapter for it #feysand #pro feysand #pro feyre #pro feyre archeron #feyre archeron #feyre cursebreaker #high lady feyre #high lady of the night court

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piperslovebot · 19 days ago

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The annoyance I have for Hayley just keeps growing. I don’t even hate her but god.

#poorni speaks tvd #her and klaus deserve each other tbh #i saw someone say she’s the female klaus and that had me like lmaooo #maybe she might not be as bad as klaus but like the way she just betrayed ty and called HIM the backstabber #also how does she call him a 'half-breed pos' when her daughter AND baby daddy part hybrid???#anti hayley marshall #ig

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merakiui · 2 years ago

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Helloo i just came to your blog and found the whole apocalypes au interesting 👀

I dont understand much of the au concept tjo so mind enlightening me? ^^ i wanna see more of it akskaosn

The basic concept is that the world is in disarray and has fallen into an apocalypse due to the effects of blot on mages/magical creatures producing more Overblots than ever before, which has forced those living in this new world to adapt and evolve in order to survive. This means building strong, sturdy compounds and using any means necessary to stay afloat (moral compasses are very skewed and corrupt in this au). Additionally, since women are now seen as a precious resource, they are kept within the compounds for the sake of reproduction. There are seven major compounds: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, and Diasomnia, all with their own sets of regulations, traditions, and ways of living. Noble Bell is technically a compound of its own, with Rollo as the leader, and RSA also counts as a compound. But we haven't touched much on both yet!

I will link all of the discussions that have taken place with this au so that you can read more! :D

✧ dorm compounds

✧ bride selection (idia & azul)

✧ information about the husband selection

✧ bride selection (jade)

✧ husband selection (floyd)

✧ husband selection (malleus)

✧ mute bride (azul)

✧ darling who avoids bride selections

✧ husband floyd

✧ gentle non-con with riddle

✧ riddle (un)willingly sharing darling with azul

#twisted chit chat #twst apocalypse au #someone ask me about rsa's bride selection tradition >:)#omg and noble bell's bride selection tradition too!!!#hehe many many thoughts #of course i also need to write more with the staff #sam runs a not-so-underground auction that auctions off the best of the best women for breeding purposes #crowley is sam's business partner and together they run the business (with crowley gathering the eligible women from crewel)#and sam uses his businessman expertise and quick tongue to auction them off #crewel is in charge of conditioning/training the women into obedient housewives (much like how one would train a puppy)#vargas helps with creating healthy regimens for them so that they can stay in shape and produce healthy results #trein is likely the most level-headed of them and he ensures all of them are well-educated :D #(thinking about being crewel's little wifey he conditioned to be good and love him and and and !!!!!!! orz)#i should stop rambling in the tags and make an official more in-depth post regarding this au ^^;;;

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