#somebody please get the reference

[hoistsautobody]

I realized something...

[stingrays-dumpster-fire]

T as in Troy?

[alpacinwhore]

What are you gonna do, curse me with a plague?

I am GOING to erect a bronze statue of Luce

[trannywithagodcomplex]

money spreadddddddd 🔥🔥🗣🗣

rockin it my wayyyyyy

ughhh

[wisecrackingeric-2]

And if you kick every trans person out of this country, then whose going to play Resident Evil, CAPCOM? 🤨 *whispers of disappointment* “oooo no that’s not-�� no, like, I mean in the sense that-

[sleepdeprivationisthekey]

Brooklyn: I bet you all don't even know what my damn last name is

Kenji: I wanna say "Lynn"?

Brooklyn: BROOKLYN LYNN?! I'm gonna kick your ass

[glisten-the-gay-mirror]

Do you like sweets glisten? I personally have a huge sweet tooth and love sharing sugary stuff with my friends, but im curious to know how you think of sugar

Glisten: "Of course!~ Though, dark chocolate is a personal favourite of mine~"

[ciderlikethedrink]

crazy how the new fionna & cake series takes place......inside the mind of simon

[bunnyramen]

If I see one more skinny Aziraphale… may someone help them.

[abnormalpsychology]

thrilling sequel to my poll from back in January

[themrkite]

WHAT TIME IS IT!?!??!?!

[francie-froo]

KROLMEISTER!!!1!1!1!1!1!1! WALES RULE!!1!11!1!!1 MOON CHUNK!!!!!!!!!1111372728 KOKO FCKING KRINGLEEEEEEEEE

[spiffghosthuntingcorporation]

[The following recording was taken from security footage on the cameras of VAN_005 at 12/20/22.]

Alright, fuckers, who’s ready to find ourselves a ghost?

Yeah!

There’s no need to get flashy. We go in, get the evidence, and get out. If we’re lucky, we’ll get a few hours of sleep tonight.

Well, with Dan here, it should be easier than ever!

I’m still not sure this is the best idea… I mean, I’ve never talked to another ghost before! What if they think I’m trying to trick them, or something?

It’ll be easy, Dan, don’t worry. All you’ve gotta do is keep it busy if you can, ask it to give us some evidence, and maybe even get on it’s good side so we don’t get hunted.

Alright. Yeah. I can do that.

Speaking of which, what’s the name of our spectral friend tonight?

Um… Noah Walker. And of course, they don’t have any information as to if it’s shy or not. That would cause some extra effort, and why would Spiff ever do a damn thing himself when he can just send out another team to die?!

Holy shit, Seán, calm down. There are cameras in here.

You’re right… You’re right. I’m sorry. I’m just a little nervous, I guess.

We’re all nervous. There’s never been a full team death before. I heard Philza’s trying to quit and take his kids with him.

Well, I heard that they’re still trying to calm down the demon in that office building. It’s always the office buildings…

Lads, as much as I’d love to sit here and chat with you, we need to get going. We’re wasting our grace period, and I’d rather not have us be the next full team wipe.

Well, if we do end up dying, at least we can hang out with Daniel!

That’s not funny.

You’re right. Sorry.

Come on, guys, let’s go catch ourselves a ghost!

And hopefully not die in the process.

[mydarlingdahlia]

Here is my schedule as soon as Christmas comes around

4:00 pm : wallow in self pity

4:30 pm : stare into the abyss

5:00 pm : solve world hunger (tell no one)

5:30 pm : ✨jazzercize✨

6:00 pm: dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again 😞)

7:00 pm : wrestle with my self loathing

…

I’m booked!

[dc-bitchin]

i pressed record on my phone because I wanted to really *quickly* summerize an episode for an animated Batman series I would LOVE to make and it ended up being 15 minutes long and makes references to shit only I know about... :|

[karl-raccoon-enjoyer]

So in terms of A and Beyond who’s the lady with a girl scarf in the relationship?