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o.oU, Ok! (I follow your all instructions and I put the baby one in my skin making he burp after drinking his baby food formula and starts to sleep after burping) owo...It worked...! (I whisper at you with joy) Max is sleeping...! ^w^ (I cry with joy too as well)

This is just like raising a human baby but with extra care, sense the baby is smaller.

Hopefully you and Max have a happy life together 😌 —Junebug

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owoU...(I go and adopt and orphaned one and I bring it in front of you) Now....what...? What is exactly what I should...do right now? o3oU?

feed it baby formula, give it warm mini baby clothes, let it have skin on skin contact (that's makes them think your their mama/papa), and treat it as your own child.

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Sadly...I'm afraid that your pet guide doesn't work, not even his dad, Sìelberg can control them, he was troubled in that time when he decided to invite his children, with the dinosaurus, to an Italian restaurant....The Chef was even eaten by them...^w^U

two words. Shock. Collar.

Yeah I know gremlins are lil' menaces to society, but there are ways to taming them.

Unrelated but if you want a pet gremlin, adopt orphaned newborn gremlins and go from there.

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What do I do if my gremlin can't control himself with food? He is already gaining a lot of weight and steals food from me secretly (he weighs more than 400 k)

install cameras in your home and get a padlock for your fridge and cupboards.

You should also put him on a diet, or hire a gremlin therapist to train him not to be impulsive. —Junebug

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Do they change their skin like reptiles? Or are they not reptiles?

shockingly they don't, and no, they are not reptilian. Which is actually uh, strange! —Junebug

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"Eww CACA!" —Lucky

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stripe why did you look so bad? 😭

Cuz I am bad >:) —Stripe

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Hi, dear gremlins! I didn't fall about that, but...Are you used to celevrate Halloween festivity, like us, humans? If so, then Happy halloween for all of you! ^w^ <3

We do celebrate Halloween 🎃 Some of the gremlins go trick or treating in Halloween costumes, while the rest party hard till they are wasted, also apologies for the inactivity.

—Junebug

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What do I do if my pet gremlin broke everything in my house? Do I hit him or scold him? 😔

Scold him, and/or spank him.

Ground your gremlin for a year if he misbehaves terribley.

I recommend training your gremlin before he comes home with you. —Junebug

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how high can they jump?

¼ feet high, hell! Some jump as high as ⅐, but that's my estimate — Junebug

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There is something that I don't understand, and it's about the mogwies and gremlins, I always thought you all were aliens, but it seems not, what are you exactly? o3oU

To awnser your question, we are technically magical beings created by Nuwa and Fuxi.

The fact that your people thought we were aliens is absolutely absurd! —Noggin

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This is for Noggin, or should I call you Algernon?

Anyway, if Riley Greene somehow came back, what would be the perfect revenge in your opinion?

If you are asking me, cutting off his limbs and plucking his vocal cords would be a start, but if i were to go into full details, lord knows what would happen to this account —Noggin

(sorry for no visuals, going through some stuff right now :( —Admin)

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Is it easy to load a gremlin? Or are they too aggressive for that? *tries to pick up Lenny*

It Depends on who you pick up honestly, most of the time Gremlins are considered dangerous to pick up, and rarely are they safe. But be careful on who you choose, they might be surprisingly heavy (Like Lenny here☝️)

Overall, it's like Russian roulette!

~ Junebug

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Claws, How strong are gremlins? (Remember thet one time you hit a girl and sent her away and Mohawk knocked someone out)

Run— George

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Who is the leader of all the Gremlins?

(Insert Material Girl by Madonna here)

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Who do ya'll have a crush on?

We all know that George wants that Brainuss- wait -Junebug

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Who do ya'll simp for?

Simp?