#some yelling and cursing

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[elderwisp]

[danwhobrowses]

And so, I have done a thing!

Well, things, lots of things, it's not the best thing you'll ever see but...let's just say an attempt was made XD

This sequence latched onto my brain and refused to let go a few months ago - around after Downfall Part 2, which meant a lot happened to since then; falling cities, PVP, soul anchor surgery, Vassalheim speeches, 3 communes with Gods, 1 dead and loomed deadbeat dad, a flashmob-esque theatre deception, dragon bonding, a Nana Mori romance triangle, Grogery Strongjaw, a night at Musée de C-Popper, spin the bottle, a smooth post-spin the bottle makeout that left me walking on air for a week and a cute snuggle in the curl of a dragon - and from sketches on post-it notes all the way to now it has released unto the wild!

Also because Callowmoore has my heart and soul and it deserves more fanart, so despite my better judgement of my artistic skills this is a contribution

[necromycologist]

not to sound stupid. but it is still kind of insane to me how sports work.

[dykeza]

Sso players when the game is updated by the people making the game who are paid to make the game

[rapha-reads]

Me every year or so since 2016: gods damn, Rogue One fucks hard. Damn. Best Star Wars movie ever, no I don't make the rule.

And in the light of current events, you know, I feel like it's even more important to remember: the Empire will brand the Resistance as terrorists. It's your job to remember that rebellions are built on hope for the future of a freed galaxy. Don't lower your head and ignore the imperialist flags in the air. Pick a blaster and burn the fucking shackles to cinder.

Be one with the Force (collective solidarity) and the Force will be with you (collective freedom).

(Andor season 2 when?)

[aiscapades]

real question does coming out to your extended family actually stop the invasive questions n comments abt when you're getting married/having kids or is this smth i have to live with forever

[northlight14]

Fixing Larry Butz’s character development

‼️spoilers for Phoenix Wright trilogy ahead‼️

I’m aware that what I’m about to say probably isn’t anything new in the ace attorney fandom but I wanted to give my thoughts on all this anyway. I know both myself and a lot of the people in the fandom fucking hate how Larry was characterised in the 3rd game. I got told by a friend before hand that they completely ruined his character but admittedly I still held out a bit of hope, only to be majorly disappointed. As much as I adore the 3rd game, it does honestly feel like they forgot about everything that made Larry likeable in the first game. So this is basically gonna be me talking about how I personally would have developed his character.

First things first, they should’ve kept his personality and bonds with the other characters the same. While he’s similar and I’m more than happy with Phoenix getting annoyed with Larry, in the 3rd game Larry’s likeable traits are all completely abandoned and what’s left is just a womanising idiot and it feels like Phoenix straight up hates him. Larry can be a bit of an idiot who pursues relationships with women that don’t work out, I’ve got no problem with that as long as he isn’t creepy about it. But let’s not forget this dude interrupted an entire murder trial just to defend his friend he hadn’t talked to in literal years! Larry is loyal as fuck and in the first game Phoenix notes that while he always seems to get into trouble, it’s hardly ever his fault and he just has bad luck. If he was gonna be shown in the third game that should’ve been shown more. I guess it kind of is in some instances but never properly and it’s really disappointing.

Secondly, have him either make an appearance or at least be mentioned in the second game. This pissed me off so much Larry wasn’t so much as mentioned in this game. We obviously talk about Phoenix’s mourning period after “Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death” but what about Larry? He was childhood friends with Miles too who lost touch and just got him back only to lose him again! Miles, who in school, despite them having their differences, never told anyone about how he suspected Larry of actually stealing his money. That might not sound like a big thing but Larry even notes that if Phoenix hadn’t been the one being accused, he would’ve been. Chances are Larry was accused of stuff all the time as a kid. Considering that, Miles was probably the first person in a long time who didn’t want to get him in trouble. Continuing with this, Phoenix would be the only person Larry knows how knew Miles like he did and would truly know what he’s going through since they both lost that same childhood friend after just getting him back. Phoenix, the only person who’d understand, who spends that entire time refusing to speak about it, to the point he tells Maya to not even say his name. Literally all I want is either a few scenes of Larry trying to talk to Phoenix about it, only for Phoenix to shut him down instantly and then later Larry either also getting mad at Miles on Phoenix’s behalf or trying to calm Phoenix down about his return, and then also getting to see Miles again after he’s back from the dead and them having their reunion. Or, if there truly wasn’t time for any added scenes, just have it be mentioned in passing when Maya tries to talk about it and Phoenix just tells her “I’ve already told Larry and the others to not even say his name”. Just something small like that to show that Larry is also mourning the loss of his childhood friend adds just another layer to his character that I think he deserves and makes the whole thing more interesting in my opinion.

Finally, actually address his issues and insecurities instead of just making it a joke🙄 I feel like they tried to do this somewhat in the third game but honestly it just fell really flat for me. This isn’t me saying that Larry suddenly has to be this really tragic character because I definitely don’t want that. In a series filled with dead loved ones, murder and trauma, I really like that Larry can offer a form of comic relief. But if they’re going to repeatedly acknowledge the fact that he’s super insecure in the third game, at least go into why rather than just saying it🤦. Since first school Larry has been blamed for things to the point that his school had a fucking saying for it. It’s no wonder he feels inadequate in comparison to the other characters and it wouldn’t surprise me if him persuing these relationships with women is a way for him to achieve a form of validation that he was deprived of as a kid. Now obviously the game doesn’t have to go that deep into it and can leave things open to interpretation but I think Larry would have benefited from having a moment of seriousness during one of the cases after he messed up, genuinely asking Phoenix “how can I help? I know I keep messing things up. I have all my life and I want to make it right.” Just a moment of genuine friendship and reassurance between the two of them so it doesn’t seem like Phoenix hates Larry’s very being (seriously they’re supposed to be childhood best friends and they’ve stayed friends all this time but the third game has me asking why that’s the case)

Those are just my thoughts tho and I’m down to hear other’s opinions!

[danieyells]

. . .is a small fico. . .a ficcino? A ficetto? A ficello? A ficuccio. . . .

[jin-zixun]

ok so i just got to rewatch the last two episodes of cql today and like.

in mdzs they gotta like be holding back su she the whole time, like kicking him to the ground to keep him away from jin guangyao and like cql!sms is just not about that life he's just. chilling. just watching in the background like "oh damn xiyao divorce? xiyao divorce imminent?? That could be good for me!" like he doesn't even get to die protecting jgy heroically. I mean, i mean he does die protecting jgy but the vibes are not the same. like he does die because he's trying to protect jgy but there's not quite the same sense that he is actively choosing to die protecting jgy right til the end. he just kinda dies.

10/10 choice to have him clearly suffering trauma flashbacks when he gets held hostage though. And still being like "don't worry about me"? What a fucking amazing man. 11/10. 12/10.

[skateironicallycantskate]

I wanna draw!!!!!! The creative juices are flowing!!!! I have motivation for once!!!! But it’s fucking night time and I have school tomorrow!!!!!!!! I’m literally in bed right now!!!! Free me!!!!!!

[birdyverdie]

Just caught one of my mom's party guests yelling at Avalon

I have the patience of a SAINT for not immediately losing it

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Red team when blue clearly distrusts them and then they give them more reasons to distrust them <3

(that is to say this is in /rp and please dont fucking bring any sort of hatred to the cc's in any form, we are allowed to be annoyed but not to the point of toxicity or actual harassment)

[masgwi]

City ppl who move to the country to "escape city drama" when they were the cause of their city drama kindly fuck right off and leave country folks alone with your bullshit

[axvwriter]

Unfortunate Twst Language

Discussion of innuendos, so skip past if ya aren’t comfortable/interested.

Also a very long post, so don’t hit more if ya hate scrolling.

Sebek has a line he often says at the start of battles, “I’ll swallow you whole.” Thanks to the internet I jokingly wondered if he meant that in a dirty way, but seriously feared that he actually means it in a serious murderous way.

I had the ridiculous realization of a potential scenario between Sebek and my oc mc-insert, Bobo. Sebek saying that threatening line to Bobo, perhaps starting a mock duel with Grim, and Bobo being spooked. She tells him off, saying those type of jokes aren’t funny, scared that he isn’t joking.

Some other students overhear and misunderstand what Sebek said. The group now making fun of Sebek, thinking he just tried to hit on the prefect. Then a misunderstanding passes through some of the school that Sebek has a crush on Bobo.

Bobo is clueless about the sexual innuendo as such language isn’t used in her world. Mostly due to how being eaten alive by giant beasts is a serious and common threat. So I feel like using such language wouldn’t be that arousing for most people with that serious threat’s constant presence. Especially so if ya know someone who died to one of the man-eating beasts.

Then I realized that there may be a good chance that most of the non-human species in Twisted Wonderland may have a threat or past threat of cannibalism. Beastmen supposedly evolved from animals, considering Scar is depicted as a full lion, so I think there’s a good chance that there’s a history of eating each other. I’d hope if it was a thing that it’s no longer an issue. That if it did happen, it happened during earlier aspects of evolution but was resolved as they started forming civilizations.

I doubt the diurnal fae ever ate each other considering they seem take after elements. They also seem to be depicted as quite peaceful? Though the nocturnal fae may have potentially had such an issue. Nocturnal fae do appear to take after animals as well. Though with how they act, I doubt they ever were so animalistic to want to eat each other?

Then for merpeople there’s likely a threat of being eaten by animals in the ocean such as sharks. The more typical-looking mermaids probably never had a desire to eat each other. Though for the not-so-typical ones? They could perhaps eat any sub-species that’s prey to their animal-side. Heck it may be a current issue that may not be affected by being prey to specific animal-sides. The deeper darker ocean may be home to rougher mers that may have to eat each other if things get tough.

So it feels like such innuendos could potentially not exist in Twisted Wonderland. Yet if such threats are a distant and forgotten past, perhaps some of the non-human species use such language. Like beastmen and possibly the fae? But fae are behind everyone else in terms of progression of civilization? Not sure how to word it, but they’re likely to clutch their pearls at such language.

I could actually see mers adopting such language to draw in humans. Like imagine sirens using such language to draw sailors to them, knowing the sailors are taking it in a dirty way while the sirens mean it in a murderous way. Jade would definitely be someone who’d enjoy using such language if it can cause chaos.

But what if only humans came up with such innuendoes? I can just imagine rough starts between humans and non-human species getting along at first due to a few particularly flirty humans. Thus humans being feared because the other species think humans will literally eat them.

Oh gosh imagine how confusing of a scenario that would be for Bobo and Sebek. Bobo doesn’t know the innuendo and regardless if it’s only humans that use such language or not, Sebek most likely wouldn’t know. Like who would tell him? Lilia? That dude would find it more amusing to not explain it to Sebek.

So Sebek mock-threatens Bobo and Grim to intimidate them. Bobo is scared while Grim’s just fired up. Then the trio see students making kissy faces and teasing Sebek for having a crush on Bobo. They’d be so lost, where in the world would anyone get the idea that there’s any romantic interest between them?

Would anyone explain it to them? I feel like Silver would if he knew. I doubt he knows. Maybe him and Sebek ask Lilia if he knows. Lilia just joins in on the teasing, giving no explanation. Malleus wouldn’t know.

Oh gosh I just thought of Silver asking the teachers. Would any of them explain or would they all just scold?

I can imagine Bobo trying to ask Riddle, since he’s a high-scoring student. Thus he’s smart and likely knows. He doesn’t. No way does he know. But she asks while Cater and Trey are with Riddle. Cater probably start laughing while Trey dies inside. Trey has to explain it, surely Riddle would demand one due to Cater’s reaction. Trey has to weigh his options, tell Riddle and potentially face Mrs. Rosehearts wrath, or try to escape.

Oh my gosh imagine Ace wandering over and casually explaining it. Though he seems more like he’d be teasing and not give straight answers. Oh what a twist it would be if Deuce knows and casually explains without thinking. Feels like Deuce might know, but he’d probably understand how embarrassing it would be to talk about sex. So he’d just be red-faced and silent.

Now I’m just imagining Bobo and Riddle going to other dorms trying to find out what’s the deal behind such a phrase.

Ruggie laughs, Leona just knowingly smirks as he finds it funnier to not tell, and Jack joins them as he doesn’t know?

Jamil has a mini-stroke and bans them from trying to ask Kalim. Assuring them that Kalim doesn’t know and he can’t handle the stress if he ever had to explain to Kalim’s parents why Kalim knows such an innuendo. I can see Kalim misusing innuendos, thinking it’s more like harmless light flirtations or worse, friendly compliments.

Azul and the tweels try to make a deal. Which Riddle and Jack refuse instantly. Once Bobo, Riddle, and Jack leave, the octo-trio have made it a mission to themselves to discreetly learn what possible double meaning there is for saying you’ll eat someone.

Epel, would he know? Maybe he’d be a bit misinformed somehow? Probably join the group briefly. Rook knows but he uses such flowery language to explain that the group only gets that the double-meaning has something to do with love. Which they already sort of knew considering all the teasing. Vil just scolds them all and snatches Epel away. Probably giving him a lesson about appropriate speaking subjects or something like that.

Idia knows. Thanks internet. Idia is to flustered and no way is he explaining it to these three. He at least communicates to them that it’s inappropriate as he requests/demands they not ask Ortho. As surely Ortho would search that up on the internet and Idia would rather never approach such a subject with him. I figure it’s likely that Ortho is aware of dirty things but filters it out and can just ignore it. He’s not bothered by it at all and has no interest in such things. He could probably answer their question with the least amount of embarrassment, at least from him, but Bobo isn’t going to go against Idia’s wishes.

Side note, while I do think it’s likely Ortho is aware of inappropriate stuff from the internet, I sort of hate that idea. He could roughly be 16 at most depending on how one tries to calculate his age. To me he is baby. Baby that really has little to no self-restraint when it comes to firing obliterating lasers. So I rather not give more thought to this and just say that if Ortho does know, he just filters it out.

So that leaves Riddle, Jack, Silver, Sebek, and Bobo absolutely stumped how people are taking such threatening words as some not-so-hidden meaning of Sebek having feelings for Bobo. Riddle and Jack possibly try to scold Sebek for saying such a threat to Bobo. Those three get into an argument as Silver falls asleep and Bobo is approached by the tweels.

Too late does the group notice that Bobo is gone. The tweels having taken her to Azul’s office. The octo-trio have found out what the innuendo is. With how embarrassed Azul waa by it, the tweels think it’ll be real fun to explain it to Bobo.

Azul’s mortified when the tweels bring Bobo in with no warning. They tease and taunt, trying to get Azul to make a deal and explain it to her. Azul refuses, he can’t handle this, and to his horror the tweels decide they’ll explain. The two joking to Bobo first that she’ll owe them a favor. Bobo can tell the answer is likely uncomfortable, but she so wants to understand what in the rot is going on.

She limits the favor to being a piece of food she has or to an explanation of a word she knows that they may not know. Each tweel getting to turn in the favor. No way is Bobo going to carelessly agree to vague returns. So the tweels explain it to her while Azul’s slowly sliding down his own chair to hide behind the desk. Hearing the explanation once was too much, he doesn’t need to hear it again.

When the tweels finish explaining, Floyd playfully bites at the air beside Bobo’s ear. She jumps, red-faced as well, satisfying the tweels desire for amusing reactions. She’s so conflicted and confused. How could anyone use such threatening language to describe such actions?!

Bobo returns to the group of fellow innocent students to explain it. Sure, it’s embarrassing, but she figures it’s important to understand such language. Riddle and Jack probably regret pursuing such knowledge. Jack leaving in quiet embarrassment while Riddle tries to scold Bobo. Though Riddle’s shaky voice is quickly trampled by Sebek’s screeching. Sebek is so embarrassed he seems to be scolding the entire world?

Silver ponders aloud why people use such language? Wondering is it sexy to people? Oh goodness I could see Silver being someone who thinks sexy is simply a compliment on looking good and Lilia encouraging that language- Sebek’s now screaming at Silver. Riddle excuses himself, overwhelmed with how embarrassing he finds this.

Bobo’s losing her hearing, thanks Sebek.

I can see Sebek being awkward around Bobo for a while. But now whenever he’s teased about having feelings for the prefect, his way of shouting to correct them leaves most of the teasers too uncomfortable or embarrassed that they drop the subject. Once things finally ease up, Sebek mostly returns to normal. Just now whenever he has mock duels against Bobo and Grim, he shouts his one-liner rather aggressively instead of smugly saying it.

Every time Bobo scolds him for using such a threat and for shouting. She swears she’ll lose her hearing completely because of him. Bobo would be mildly embarrassed by him shouting that with her newfound knowledge if it wasn’t for the actual fear she gets struck with by knowing he doesn’t mean the dirty version.

Grim never learned what the innuendo is. He didn’t care enough to trek all over campus for answers. He’s content just writing people off as weird. Bobo doesn’t feel comfortable telling him, she sees him as like a younger brother. One too young to even know the word sex.

Though one day Grim counters Sebek’s line with one of his own, “Not if I eat you first!”

Sebek curled up into a ball, immediately forfeiting the mock duel. He hates the cursed knowledge that he had so fervently sought out. He’s cursing humans as he loses his sanity. Grim doesn’t understand but enjoys the victory too much to actually inquire why Sebek reacted like that.

Bobo’s now scared that Grim could actually murderously eat a person.

Bobo had to handle an agreement between the two to not make threats of eating each other anymore. Bobo’s relieved that Sebek no longer talks about swallowing her anymore.

I tried to look up if to eat someone is a sexual innuendo all over the world and got results about cannibalism and sexual cannibalism. Reworded it and got food-play. Reworded it again and got cooking innuendos.

I just want to know if it’s just americans and/or english-speakers that use food related language for making sexual innuendos or if that’s universally used across the world.

[reinemichele]

(Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3)

— März (my child), you who never saw light, know not of even the concept of sight. März (my child), you embraced my back And said “Mother, the light is warm,” and laughed innocently Ah… I’m sorry, I’m sorry, so sorry… I am… I am the one who gave birth to you… 《I》, full of sins… Even if I pray to God, my cries will never reach, and I won’t even pray while embracing sin. I want to do everything I could for that child at least, because I just can’t stand being idle in lament. (Ah, sacrifice!) My lovely, cute child, who was once embraced by the winter... Your mother wished for you to live within the sunlight of spring and smile... But her feelings are all but in vain now, even the Momentary sunlight is forcibly taken by caprice! LOOK! Ah… Look at this comedy! Then I shall become a true 《witch》 that curses the world…! "Yes, that’s what I’ll become… Ahaha… Ahahahahaha! Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!”

――And 【The Seventh Comedy】 will continue to repeat... ―― [Und 【die siebte Komödie】 wird sich wiederholen]...

— 7 “What burns this body is” 6 “Deceptive flames that extol purification.” 5 “What burns this heart is” (Ah-ah-ah-ah) 4 “Hateful flames that sing of revenge.” (Ah-ah-ah-ah) 3 “Hunger and disease, suspicion and slaughter.” (Ah-ah-ah-ah) 2 “O, dark era dwelling in the depths of Id.” (Ah-ah-ah-ah) 1 “Start a chain reaction like the black death. (Ah-ah-ah-ah) März, even if you fell into hell—”

“— I・ still・ love・ you”