#some were harder than others but that just bc i didnt think the vines fit the character

[okneiljos]

the umbrella academy as vines:

(the italicized text is the part of the conversation i’d think they’d be, if there’s more than one person speaking in the vine)  

klaus:

• “so, i’m sitting there… barbecue sauce on my titties.”  

• “i’m gonna try to be nice for once. need a hand?”

• “hi, today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to get him put down. the benefits of killing him would be i get pushed way less.”

• “are you on drugs?” “no, i’m on my seat” “i mean, he’s not wrong” “all right, have a nice day” “bye bye” • “wait, a minute…who are you?”

• “i’m gonna tell you what i don’t do; i don’t know shit, i don’t get stuff, and i don’t understand things.”

• “i just got a random burst of energy and i think it’s my body’s last hooray before it completely shuts down”

• “hey, uncle tom, how many nuns does it take to screw in a light-bulb?” “i don’t know kid, what the fuck? what do i look like? an electrician?”

five:

• (after he gets back) “i’m not taking a single photo, today is my day.”

• “and then i was like-” *crying* “what’s wrong?” “my dog just got ran over” “okay well shut up for a second anyway” • “i don’t need friends they disappoint me” • “i think i know more about american girl dolls than you do genius” • (watching everyone in his family be Dumbasses) “whAT ARE YOU DOING, AHHHHHH! AHHHHH”

luther:

• “…..what the fuck is going on in here on this day?”

• “ah, i can’t believe you’ve done this!”

• (to literally all of his siblings) “what the fuck is up, kyle? no, what did you say, dude? what the fuck, dude? step the fuck up, ky-”

• “why don’t we juST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO? WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM?” • “you know what, i’m about to say it.” “say what?” “i don’t care that you broke your elbow”

diego:

• “if i had a penny for every time i wasn’t cool i’d have…. no pennies.”

• “bitch, i hope you do you’ll be a dead sonuvabitch i’ll tell you that.” • “lets tell each other a secret about ourselves. i’m gonna go first. i hate you-” • “somebody left an ice-cube on the ground and now my sock is wet.” *holds up gun knife* “who the fuck wants to die?”

allison:

• (to klaus) “hello sarah” “hi tiffany” “those shoes look familiar”

• (to vanya) “how do you know what’s good for me?” “THATS MY OPINION!” • “i am shooketh. we can’t come here, we’re too famous i can’t go here anymore.”

ben:

• (to klaus) “zach stop! you’re gonna get in trouble. zach!”

• “road work ahead, ah yeah, i sure hope it does!” • “mom, kids are drinking beer. i need you to come pick me up.” • “excuse me, miss?” *it’s a man* “oh, i’m sorry…you have a stick on your head.” • (to klaus) “i love you bitch. i ain’t never gonna stop loving you…bitch”

• “sure you might be verified on twitter! but are you verified in the eyes of god?”

vanya:

• “all around me are familiar faces.”

• “we hope you like it” “it’s a-” “a picture of us!” “fuck you mom, ya whore!” • “i’ll have you know that i am a sweet treat, i am a fucking delight to be around, okay?” • “there’s a mushroom on your shirt” “aw, i’m a failure”

extra (not vines but still videos that i think describe their personalities):

klaus:

• “hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi”

• “um, today is uh cement awareness month and i just wanted to shine light on that–is actually Styrofoam believe it or not. You can never tell these days, cause the–ok, that’s real cement-” “what you doin’?” “i almost said semen… ‘scuse me i’m doing a video for cement, god come on! anyways, semen”

diego: “what does he have there?” “A KNIFE!” “NO!” “oh my god why does he have a knif-”

five:

• “uh, i’m not finished. first off you-” “-toaster” “oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do?”

• “now i have to worry about this kind of fucking horseshit?”

ben: “you are my ride or die you are my home skillet biscuit, you know what i mean? and let me tell you this, if a bitch ever tries you, bitch, let me know, let me know and we will set this shit off bitch. let me know, just let me know. ok, have an amazing day bitch, i love you, i love you bestie.”

vanya: “you broke me down, i feel like shit, i look stupid, and obviously i’m annoying!”

luther: (to all his siblings) “why? why? why? why? why? why?”

allison: “what am i gonna wear? how am i gonna walk? what wig should i wear? how am i gonna act? am i gonna cry?”

(all the hargreave children): “what’s going on here?” grace: “b(r)EAKFAST”

pogo: (as he continually lies and omits things from them throughout the series) “why the fuck you lyin’, why you always lyin” hmmmm ohmygod. stop, fuckin lyin.”

(i needed to fix the formatting because it was soooo bad for mobile users, it was made on my computer and i generally use my phone so when i went back to check i was like big oof, i think its fixed now, there’s still issues with spacing and stuff but yeah. i’m probably gonna make a compilation of all these videos with the names of the characters over the people, ya know the type of video i mean be yee. tell me what you think plz)