#socks are wet

[scretladyspider]

“How are you” bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! socksareWET!!!! verybad!!!!!! tired!!!!!!! I wanna not livrinthisHEKLSCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!notokay!!!haven’t been in at least ten years!!!!!! the planet is being destroyed by billionaires during an ongoing pandemic and when there are toOOMANYyySOuuNddSs I shut down like Windows XP overloading internet ar 4am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for asking

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Hey, does anyone remember that one episode of the OG teen titans where it was that contest of champions or whatever? Becuase...

"Welcome, champions all! I am the Master of Games, and you are hereby invited to compete in the Tournament of the Strongest! Each of you have been specially chosen as the smartest and strongest each species has to offer."

"Hey, isn't that a fourteen-year-old?"

[canisalbus]

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

[glitterrlust]

[needyh0les]

New socks⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

[doctorsiren]

Summertime Rainstorm

[ominouspuff]

Big Bro Marshal Commander behavior

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Working with a set palette for this one

[rubbercip]

did everyone just universally decide to forget that tim genuinely believed that jon could pull basira. like. jonathan sims. the archivist. could pull HER. like fully believed it. possibly died believing they hooked up like what the fuck was wrong with him mentally or conversely what did he Know that i Don’t

[planetvries]

…y’think they ever explored each other’s bodies

[machveil]

I LOVE YOU FOR YOU AND YOUR WORKSSS 🫂🫂🫂🙏🙏🙏

your loser!könig is a drug TT and now I can't stop thinking about him. like yes babe, your palms are a bit sweaty and it's ok, I have napkins. oh you don't want to do the talking? I will. I'll do anything for that wet mutt (cuteness aggression) times over times even if he feels like he should be the one doing all the work TT

“Loser!König!! Loser!König!!”, we all chant

Loser!König that can hardly believe you’re dating him. all his confidence and bravado from work crumbles when he’s off duty - especially when he’s with you. he subconsciously wipes his hands on his pants every couple minutes - his fingers a little twitchy when you hold his hand

Loser!König that either doesn’t talk or talks your ear off. he can’t order food at a counter or drive-through without stumbling over his words. he’s always grateful when you order for him, it saves him the embarrassment of stuttering in front of a cashier. when König talks to you though? well… you’re dating him, so that means he can freely yap about his interests, right Liebling?

Loser!König adores when you listen to him. he had trouble with his peers waving him off as a kid and teen, a little too quiet and awkward to talk to others. he’d been the type to shyly ask the teacher if he could work alone on group projects. but you? you’re giving him your full attention, looking up at him like he hung the moon and stars. honestly, you paying full attention to him talking threw König off when you first met him

Loser!König that follows your lead. it’s your world, he’s just living in it, Liebchen. if you walked into a wall König would be right there with you, maybe that’s a little dramatic, but he does follow you like a lost puppy. he’s not too picky about date night activities or picking a place for dinner - he has his own thoughts, but he’d rather do whatever you want. as long as it’s not too crowded, König would follow you to the ends of the earth

CW: sleepy morning sex, Loser!König being sloppy

Loser!König waking up slowly as the sun peaks through the curtains. his hair is messy, thick strands knotted up and tangled, eyes bleary and a little teary as he blinks awake. your back is tucked against his chest, legs tangled together and his arms securely around you

Loser!König that’s painfully hard when he wakes up. he doesn’t want to wake you up, and he’s far too comfortable to move - an all too familiar dilemma for the poor man. so König does what he always does, presses his face to the nape of you neck, eyes screwed shut as he waits for you to wake up. his legs spazz, jolting slightly whenever you shift back against him

Loser!König that nearly whimpers when you slowly wake up, mumbling incoherently against your neck as presses wet, drooly kisses to your skin. his big hands find their way your chest, hips involuntarily jerking against your ass when you tell him it’s okay, he’s been good, he waited and he can finally get off

Loser!König that doesn’t even make it into you - he’s too pent up. all he can manage to do is tug himself free, dumbly humping between your thighs as he paws at you. König’s mouthing at your neck, a layer of spit dripping down against the sheets as his pre smears against your thighs. you’re cooing sweet nothings, telling him what a good job he’s doing for you. that’s really all it takes before he’s sputtering ‘I love you’s and ‘thank you’s, making a mess against you and the bedsheets

[totallynotsilversora]

I had a thought on Twitter dot com that Vash from 98 and Vash from Tristamp are two different critters and I have decided that 98 Vash is like that chaotic Labrador running around the house while Tristamp Vash is more like a skittish gecko.

Observe:

Please share your thoughts I’d love to hear them!

[jstoddwrites]

hear me out:

if jason got shoved into a lazarus pit mid scuffle and everyone is geared up for this "pit madness," cuz he absolutely just drowned the guy that knocked him in there, and he is 100% cursing up a storm and when that's all that's happening dick tosses out a tentative, "jason. . ."

only for jason to snap his neck in his direction, teeth bared like a goddamn dog, and barks, "the FUCK do you want, my fuckin socks are wet"

he hadn't taken a breath that wasn't heaving, and he is doing his absolute best not to start flapping his arms and cry but his clothes are sticking to him, he's skin's soaked and somehow dry, everyone is staring at him

and his fucking socks are wet

jason is already stomping out towards the plane cuz they got what they came for, and he's about to use his teeth to peel layers of his skin off and if they keep staring at him like he's a freak of nature he's going to act like one

cuz his fucking socks are wet

[canisalbus]

Yeah sorry I drew this.

Hope you feel better soon ♡

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[fitdiaperboy]

[mushyfart]

drew this in like 2 minutes this is officially the funniest thing I've ever made

original⬇️

[devyside]

Hey big boy...